00:00hide why his penis look like that daddy because he's not circumcised have you ever gone to a
00:05nude beach no i have pirate's cove there did you get naked oh yeah got naked twice what was it
00:10like
00:10did you like being nude it was weird oh did you make stretch i interviewed people naked for on
00:16the beach why'd you interview them that's just for a video that never came out like 15 years ago
00:21there's no camera it was just a microphone a microphone to a wire to nothing the wire was
00:25plugged into your butthole i had the it was the cold it was the coldest day ever my penis literally
00:33retracted into my body or not my penis my balls retracted into my body and had to push them out
00:37it was that cold and it was of course the girl i really liked it was uh did you go
00:42there just to
00:43see this girl naked no no i no i didn't why did you look around like that why i was
00:50like of course
00:51this happened my balls went inside my body i had to push it out and give birth to my balls
00:55in front of the girl i like did she go there just to see her naked no oh my god
01:01i bet your eyes like
01:02this whole time no i didn't have glasses i can't see every time i've seen this person naked i didn't
01:08have my glasses on every time i see her naked what are you
01:13the stigma partly comes from the fact that a lot of shirt cockers just so happen to be creeps
01:17that hover around female attendees you know with their cock out oh we're burning man i can't go up to
01:23a woman dressed her tits are out her pussies out dressed in a goddamn giant rooster outfit i got
01:27my giant big dog shirt on my cock out and i'm like fucking crazy good weather this year right
01:33oh look at this creep that's bullshit they might do a thing where they have like a zone where it's
01:37like this is the nudist colony and that's where you gotta go maybe because i like i said i'm i'm
01:42learning about this for the first time you're the one who has context so you gotta let me know
01:45because i could be totally off the mark i don't know i've never been i'm just google google it real
01:50quick
01:50can you can you be nude at burning man yes nudity happens at burning man it is a visible part
01:55of the
01:55event people choose to go nude or wear very little clothes as a way to express themselves and feel free
02:00total nudity is not required and most people wear clothes though god forbid you wear a shirt with no
02:06pants god forbid so there are some rules and etiquette no staring it is polite not to stare or
02:11gawk at people who are naked how would they enforce that it's a social thing this guy's staring at me
02:15yeah i could be like i wasn't looking at you i was looking over there and then they pull their
02:20phone out yeah were you yes when you go to nudist beach same thing you're not supposed to look at
02:25the old man's tiny cocks they have like rules it says don't look at old men's time it's saying don't
02:31stare at people you know it's like how would you ever also i'm on a nudist i'm on a nude
02:36beach
02:37don't stare at people why the are you at a nude beach then what are these rules well it's supposed
02:41to
02:41be free you know i am free i'm looking at you you went to a nude beach i'm looking at
02:46you if he
02:47said hey don't pound your dick i'd be like well obviously there's that should be enforced no
02:51masturbating on the fucking nude beach that makes sense but i should be it's window shopping look at
02:55that look at that orangutan body those old women's droopy ass tits that tiny cock from that old man
03:01flat ass on that whatever that should be it all right there you go nudist beach and i walk off
03:06put
03:07on my fucking my hanes white tidies and i go home this is bullshit nick i think it's supposed to
03:11be
03:11like yeah you're not supposed to like like drooling over women what are you doing close your mouth
03:16it's like an example you're gonna suck some guy's dick no wonder no wonder there's any rules don't
03:23look everyone else can look but they're like you just actually go home all right i want to interview
03:27people
