00:01If I was the devil, my first victim would be the kids.
00:06From the moment they left their mother's precious wombs and were born,
00:10I would condition them to see racial division as a norm.
00:14And I wouldn't stop till I've stripped their innocence, divide and conquer.
00:18It's the oldest trick in the book of Genesis.
00:21And see, as they grew up, I would continue my infiltration.
00:24For 12 years, I would steal their hearts and minds from them and call it education.
00:32If I was the devil, my next victim would be women.
00:35I'd make old, out-of-touch men control women's bodies and rights.
00:39What better way to curse God than to disrespect the very bringers of life?
00:44Speaking of God, if I was the devil when it comes to religion, I'd put my plan together perfectly.
00:49I'd allow you to worship Jesus every Sunday.
00:51And on the other six days, I'd make you worship me.
00:56In the form of money, fame, lust, and greed to my religion, I wouldn't need to convert you.
01:01I'd turn the Ten Commandments to the Ten Suggestions.
01:05And make virtue signaling more important than virtue.
01:09I'd give you just enough religion to hate each other, but not enough to love each other.
01:14And for my final evil strategy, I'd make you forget the whole purpose of religion was spirituality.
01:23If I was the devil, I wouldn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns.
01:28I'd drive a Lambo, have a pretty face and a Gucci belt on.
01:32Basically, I'd take the form of everything you ever wished for and watch you create your own hell.
01:37I don't need to torch the earth.
01:40And as far as politicians go, I'd change nothing.
01:44They're already doing my dirty work.
01:47If I was the devil low-key, I'd be behind the scenes.
01:50You wouldn't have to see me.
01:52I would normalize this function and call it reality TV.
01:55And in this reality, I would attack your self-worth, making it hard to heal from.
02:00I'd show you images of fake bodies and make them more attractive than real ones.
02:05If I was the devil, I'd make you pray to technology and idolize those who create it.
02:09I'd make clout the number one drug and steal millions of lost souls as they chased it.
02:15Now, if I was the devil, I wouldn't do it all at once.
02:18I'd take my time instead.
02:20I'd eat away at your morals little by little.
02:23Exactly how cancer spreads.
02:25Speaking of cancer, if I was the devil, I'd feed you tasty food that makes you ill.
02:30Then I'd turn your doctors into drug dealers, selling you pills that keep you coming back instead of truly healed.
02:36Yeah, if I was Lucifer, then I'd know life and death are in the tongue.
02:40So I'd make your knife and fork your executioner.
02:43See, you can't achieve higher consciousness if your body is sick.
02:47You won't opt for positive information if you have inflammation.
02:50If I was Satan, my cleverness would be admired.
02:54Why do you think the word inflammation literally means to set on fire?
03:01If I was the devil, I'd show you how to really flex.
03:05I would release pandemics on the world to give people the chance to really care for each other
03:10and then sit back and laugh as they exploited and became scared of each other.
03:14Basically, if I was the devil, I'd keep doing what I'm doing.
03:17God is my witness.
03:20I already control your systems.
03:22Don't try to fight against this.
03:24Because for my last trick, I would make smart people like you doubt whether I ever existed.
03:32I would make smart people like you don't want to know where you're completely hidden from.
03:49Well, I don't know.
