00:00I'm doing, um,
00:03use something on your lips.
00:05Yeah, I've got, like, lipstick or something.
00:16If I just detoxed and I sat in the sun all day,
00:19my hair would naturally be blonde.
00:31146 viewers on here, wow.
00:43You can just say Neo-Nazi, man.
00:46Whoa!
00:47A galaxy!
00:51You need to dye your eyebrows to match.
00:53I actually darkened them for this
00:54because I was trying to do different makeup.
00:57It's about the contrast.
01:13I am makeup maxing.
01:20I do know who Postman is, yes.
01:27I do know who Postman is, yes.
01:35Wow, this phone's really heating up.
01:47Lana Del Rey, Max?
01:51When is the Mikko collab?
01:53I don't want to get, like, verbally abused
01:56publicly on stream,
01:57so probably never.
02:07Oh, the Norway shirt is from Brandy Melville.
02:09It's, like, pink, though, so.
02:13Wow, thank you for the heart thing.
02:17He's free, bro.
02:37Why are people just, like, spamming the comments?
02:39If I haven't responded,
02:40I'm not going to respond to it.
02:55I'm not New Zealand.
02:57I'm Australian.
03:02You just appeal the chuds online, guys.
03:04I guess I do.
03:08Learn to cut stickers?
03:10What?
03:11Who is actually in here right now?
03:13Who that I know is actually in here?
03:15Learn to cut stickers, bro.
03:20Everywhere but school?
03:22Dude, I'm suspended.
03:23I'm literally suspended right now.
03:26Dude!
03:27How else am I supposed...
03:29You're trying to get me to talk about
03:32that on stream.
03:33I'm not going to talk about it.
03:34That could be used as evidence.
03:35Don't talk about that publicly.
03:45Why are you suspended?
03:47Um...
03:47Doing literally nothing.
03:50Uh, I got suspended.
03:51Some girls, like, pour...
03:52Like, put water over me
03:54and I guess my presence is just too abusive.
03:58Guys, it's morning time.
03:59It's Australia, mate.
04:11I'm, like, at the end of year 12,
04:13so, like...
04:19End of senior year.
04:24Does Ozmax have any, like,
04:25olive oil for his hair?
04:27I think I need some olive oil with my...
04:28Is that all...
04:30Oz...
04:30OzFast Patriots actually chill.
04:38Oh, god.
04:40200 viewers.
04:53Is it winter fuel?
04:55No, no, it's spring.
04:56I'm pretty sure currently.
05:06Do you shave or pluck your eyebrows?
05:08Oh, I've just been, like, letting them grow.
05:11So...
05:12Whoa, thank you for the...
05:13For the...
05:14Likes and stuff.
05:26Why is this going so fast?
05:29Middle brow max?
05:31Yeah, maybe.
05:35I don't know how to...
05:40Give myself a monobrow.
05:50It's a nice...
05:52It's a nice day today.
05:53Yes.
06:11Makeup tutorial win.
06:13I just, like...
06:14I just did pink and then brown and then mascara
06:19and then I did, like, highlighter in the corner.
06:23Um, and then, like,
06:27eyeliner.
06:31Shout out to the goat, Bley.
06:32Love your music.
06:48Oh, god.
07:00I have, like, a braid here.
07:04You can't really see it.
07:16Why are you so bright?
07:17Because the sun is out.
07:19It's nice and sunny.
07:20It's...
07:21It's a nice day today.
07:25Your hair looks like a wig.
07:28It's pretty in my head.
07:31It's pretty in my head.
07:34I just have, like...
07:37Weirdly, like, thick hair.
07:40It's kind of dumb when I, like, braid it sometimes.
07:46So...
07:47But thick hair is a good thing, so...
07:52Remember, let's subscribe to PewDiePie.
08:07Are you going to cut your hair again soon?
08:09Probably not.
08:11It's really just kind of growing away.
08:13Probably best to just leave it.
08:17I don't know.
08:18It's been the longest it's been in a while, so...
08:27LARPing Floyd.
08:28So I'm LARPing being a female.
08:30Makeup cell.
08:31Okay.
08:33Are you not going to trim your bangs?
08:34Well, they're kind of, like...
08:36This grown out already, so...
08:47That is Misato necklace.
08:49A little...
09:18Because...
09:26this chat is so like freaking fast
09:33hey girl what's your skincare you have flawless skin well i've obviously got a filter on but
09:40uh i use water and i recently started using volufeline for under the eye bags
09:47well for like under the eyes for eye bags um yeah i've got like a simple like here and here
09:55because it was my birthday so i ate sweet stuff oh hi what's up
10:07just like mark or something
10:27gosh
10:34that like messed up my hair
10:39how am i pale skin maxing if i'm out in the sun actively getting the sun
10:47does volufeline work i've heard mixed reviews so that's why i'm trying it but
10:53i've got makeup on so you can't really tell
11:01nobody online will really stick by you act authentic and find real friends
11:08lucky i have real irl friends and online friends that have known for years and years and years like
11:17my eye color is green
11:30e-girl turned alt-right influencer do something better with your life work on a stable career i don't want
11:37to work all day
11:38uh and also this is i used to be known as like chud fu back when i was like 15
11:45or something like chud fu like the actual
11:47meaning of chud back in the day
11:49richard ramirez would have rocked you okay jeffrey dharma would have rocked you
11:54what are we talking about i don't know where my cat is why is my like brightness going down
12:19yeah exactly like why would anyone want to try and aim for uh
12:25what why would anyone try and want to get a stable career
12:30currently in australia when you can just live off centrelink
12:34when it's going literally going to become an indian hell
13:01the sun is very much still up
13:04bro if you keep spamming get some chat some mods for the chat i'm just gonna ban you bro because
13:09you're literally doing the same thing as the spammers okay you've done it again um
13:17see you later
13:20look like a 15 year old boy with long hair
13:24i don't know what 15 year old boys look like me i don't think i've ever met a 15 year
13:30old boy that
13:31looks like me but okay saying i look youthful i'm 19 now so i'm old but i guess i look
13:39like a 15 year old boy
13:45i don't know where we're going i don't know where we're going walking around
13:56that lighting was so majestically pig and now i don't have like any anything better
14:11you can't make me get a job adam's apple check it's right there
14:35how are you going to tell people to go back to where they came from when you're a white aussie
14:39uh because the europeans were the founding stock of the country and they built it from nothing
14:44so you can say that about any group um any like group that has been you can say go back
14:54to where
14:54you came from to the americans that built the entirety of america like listen
15:01if the uh british hadn't of colonized australia then it very well could have been the new zeal
15:10the native new zealanders or the maui and they had already developed like boating systems whatnot and
15:18they had already like not i i guess colonized isn't the right word but they had already started to take
15:24parts of papua new guinea i think i believe uh and they locally just killed everyone so the aboriginal
15:32australians you have originals um were far less advanced than the maui or like the new zealanders
15:41and they wouldn't have been able to fight against them because obviously they were less developed
15:48this whole helicopter
15:57um
15:58but
16:01i guess that like basically explains it i guess uh really like simplified though but um
16:11i forget what i was saying now but like yeah so if it wasn't like the british
16:17then it would have been the dutch could have been the dutch either way it was going to happen
16:23eventually they're not going to be like oh we've got this massive island filled with resources
16:29we're just going to leave them alone no they are going to colonize it
16:36and whatever and they're going to make money and more land and stuff so that's what happened
16:44and if you're going to cry about it then like i don't know just like cope i guess
16:51brutal side profile though i know it's brutal
17:04i kind of want a hat
17:24didn't the french almost claim it but
17:27the captain came back a month later because he went the long way um something like that i don't
17:34know i'm not sure if i've heard that before
18:02it's not um
18:04an orange it's a tangerine
18:32not asian it's just my fetal alcohol syndrome
18:36oh my god keys nazi dude
18:41keys nazi is really really wanting to make me want to kill myself guys keys
18:47keys emoji like what are we doing
19:08keys nazi
19:10keys keys keys okay
19:22guys guys put um put a heart in the chat for thomas soul appreciation
19:32put a heart in the chat for tom soul appreciation guys
19:43hot
19:44hot in the chat guys
19:44hot
19:48tom soul appreciation bun
19:56yo let's go
19:57yo let's go
20:08so many hearts in the chat guys
20:09so many hearts in the chat guys patriot patriot
20:33looking mighty healthy today thank you i'm in the sun i'm chillaxing okay it's it's a it's a nice day
20:41today
20:47uh i've seen your leaks okay you've seen images of me when i was under 18
20:55i've seen child porn you want a medal buddy and do you want a medal like
21:02these these these retards these retards
21:09gosh the uh the chat is just going so fast
21:13okay keesley
21:16kaylee
21:18uh okay kaylee
21:21like like what
21:39i don't understand why people just spam comments over and over again like
21:43if i haven't responded once i'm not going to respond like
21:48oh the chai-gasm shared life like interesting
22:07hey chai
22:32holy moly what accent do you have you sound barely aussie
22:36i have the autist accent and i can't help it
22:41there's a reason the birds sing when when she's around so true
22:44i'm like a disney princess or something
23:01this
23:02this chat moving on
23:08why do you keep getting banned for no reason did you celebrate um
23:14whoa
23:17what the fuck we're just making shit up now in the chat what the fuck
23:22um
23:25you know what another thing is just really annoying is that um one girl who happens to
23:34look similarly to me who has accusations people just assume that's me for some reason
23:57what's going on
23:59what's going on what's going on
24:11it's like it's really that funny like celebrating like getting a show oh my god kirk
24:17like kirkversary um whatever i don't think it's all that funny
24:23sure like kirkifying people but like dude it's just like and seeing like people who laugh as christians i'm not
24:30christian but um
24:32i don't know what's going on what's going on what's going on what's going on i'm not talking about
24:34god like talking about some kirkversary is just violation why am i getting violated for hate speech bro
24:46what
24:49okay we might already get banned soon
24:58Like, uh, why
25:07Christ is Kang, exactly
25:12One of my normally friends, uh, from church
25:14was celebrating, what the heck, man
25:16Yo, this is amazing, this is tough
25:19Yeah, I don't know, it's, uh
25:23Dr. Taiban
25:24Boch, you can't think he
25:26Shit, guys, I might need to get a
25:28lawsuit
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