00:08You haven't answered my text.
00:09I've been busy.
00:11I thought you might have done a runner.
00:14We're closed.
00:15Your door says it's different.
00:16We said Friday.
00:17You said Friday.
00:18Maybe we always have.
00:19I thought you opened it at five.
00:21Yeah, we do, Mick.
00:22What are you doing?
00:22Just standing there?
00:23Well, you said...
00:23No, we ain't gonna be in any trouble.
00:24Yeah, you wanna bet.
00:25You said you're responsible.
00:27So unless you know who took it.
00:28It's not the only thing in my intro right now.
00:30Free lagers, free vodka chases.
00:32Unless you want me to take it out of your wages.
00:34I've told you, I'll find it.
00:35I want every penny tomorrow.
00:41Oh, this is nice, isn't it?
00:47Who you call in nice?
00:49Bit of boy time.
00:51Makes a change from the pig.
00:52No sticky carpets.
00:54You can't have a bar without a sticky carpet.
00:56These guys would be wicked with a poll table.
00:58I've got a lot of old mates.
01:00Right.
01:00I filmed this geezer last night teaching trick shop.
01:02On the poll?
01:03Old mates.
01:04Where's my phone?
01:04Listen, I just wanna pay you a compliment here.
01:06No, no, no, no.
01:07Who's nicked my phone?
01:08Who's nicked my phone?
01:09I just had it.
01:13I reckon you've left it over the past.
01:14It's got my life on it.
01:15Can't you ever be normal?
01:16Stop spitting your dummy out.
01:17Give me my phone.
01:18Well, they ain't got it.
01:19They've done it.
01:20It's it.
01:20Give me my phone.
01:22Wait, wait, wait.
01:22Let's just leave the boys alone.
01:23Where is it then?
01:24I don't know.
01:25Do I?
01:25Listen, this gauge has just been behind the ball.
01:27See, on the ball when we was doing shots, we...
01:29So you fiefed it, ain't ya?
01:30Right, turn it in.
01:31Get out.
01:31No, Luke.
01:32You've got five seconds here, Jill.
01:33In the low.
01:34Mick, you gonna sort this out?
01:35Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:37I'm calling out Bill.
01:38Go and have a look over the part.
01:39Go with him.
01:42Mate's mental, isn't he, Mick?
01:43Yeah.
01:45Well, where was it?
01:47It's in my pocket.
01:49It's just a wind-up.
01:50Hilarious.
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