00:00Here are three weirdly specific predictions for this weekend's Premier League action.
00:03Palace going to Ellen Road is a nightmare when we're good and Leeds are bad.
00:06This dynamic of Leeds being unplayable and the ultimate bullies and of Palace being
00:10fragile and defensively non-existent is terrifying. We might lose 8-0, genuinely.
00:15This is the Premier League we're talking about, however, so Pierre Sarge and Palace go to Ellen
00:19Road and grind out a 1-0 win. I'm going to triple Captain Cavalier on an FPL to make sure
00:23this
00:24happens. Wish me luck. Spurs vs Villa, aka the final member of the Big Six derby. Spurs fans
00:29don't care about the Big Six and, of course, neither do Villa, which is why they constantly
00:33talk about the Big Six. Anyway, a Nicholas Jackson brace in the second half condemns Spurs to another
00:37home defeat, but they do score a consolation through a deflected marmouche goal right at
00:41the death. Another Twitter war between the two fanbases ensues about the Big Six, how it doesn't
00:46matter but also simultaneously is a badge of honour and somehow gets you preferential treatment,
00:50and we're all reminded as to why modern football is just the worst. Thanks, guys.
00:54Bournemouth vs Liverpool is the most, and Doné Iriola's return to Bournemouth is turning into
00:59a nightmare. It's Bournemouth 2, Liverpool 0, and we're only 20 minutes into the game ever.
01:04Just for Bournemouth 2, once again, throw away a lead and draw 2-2. Kirk has equaliser. I just feel
01:09like I've seen the script so many times before in the Premier League. It's written in the stars.
01:13Cheers.
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