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Coronation Street 23rd September 2026
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00:26Hmm.
00:29I'm not sure this is for amateurs, you know.
00:32What makes you a professional?
00:33Being paid.
00:35Right.
00:36Being paid.
00:38My old long lady older swore by tea leaves.
00:41Nonsense, yeah, nonsense, no.
00:45Right.
00:46OK.
00:47So, the tea leaves near the rim are immediate future.
00:53There you go.
00:55It's not near the rim.
00:57What, are you saying I've got no immediate future?
00:59Ew.
01:00No, well, at least you step out of here directly into the path of a wayfarer.
01:04Your immediate future isn't going to be affected by anything that happens today, is it?
01:07No, this is...
01:07Isn't it months or, like, years?
01:09No, no.
01:11No obstacles, that's what that was.
01:12Oh, I like that.
01:13Have you just ripped them tea leaves out of a tea bag?
01:16Well, they're still tea leaves, aren't they?
01:18What do you think they make tea bags out of?
01:20Rice Krispies?
01:21Well, I've had a few cuppers here that tasted like that.
01:22Right.
01:25Now, those that have settled firmly at the very bottom is the distant future.
01:32Oh, now, you see, that, to me, looks like a little bird.
01:36Can you see its beak?
01:37Are you here?
01:39And the bird symbolises...
01:42Oh!
01:43Good news or travel.
01:46Oh.
01:48Oh, I like that.
01:50Yeah, if we all think about it, that's what will manifest.
01:53Good news and travel.
01:55Ah, good news and travel.
01:57I could do with it, that'd be so.
01:58Oh, the things people waste their time on.
02:00Are you two finished?
02:02Have a good day.
02:15What's the hardest thing about your job?
02:19Where to start?
02:21First contact.
02:24I've had my fair share of that.
02:26The deaf knock.
02:28Out of the blue, sledge, I'm a blow.
02:31You see, I was good at it.
02:34The right mix of professionalism and empathy.
02:40Tough, though.
02:41Yeah.
02:45When the police usually come to the door, they...
02:48They already know.
02:51You see, I've been hit.
02:53I've seen people's legs give away, but...
02:56...giving bad news to people you know.
03:00Are these the letters that you've got to give to Bernie and Gemma?
03:04Supposed to.
03:10What do you mean, supposed to?
03:12Bernie's got a blood test.
03:14It'll be two weeks before she gets the results back.
03:18And I just want to give her that time.
03:21I want to let the doctors talk to her in there.
03:25With the right amount of professionalism and empathy.
03:29Yeah.
03:31Not a son.
03:32Or brother.
03:34With cancer.
03:38Hardly a beacon of hope, am I?
03:43I've always been rubbish at pub quizzes.
03:46Even when I had a razor sharp memory.
03:49Yeah, when was that?
03:50Can't remember.
03:52Well, as a charity, you're a dementia choir.
03:54Oh, yeah, we'll definitely be there, won't we, Cal?
03:56Yeah, I'll buy you a pint out of my first wage packet.
03:58You've got a chop?
04:00No.
04:01No, I've got another knockback this morning.
04:03As she well knows.
04:05Yeah, well, I'll get your pints in.
04:07In that case, I'm there.
04:09Yeah.
04:10Well, it'll keep him out of trouble.
04:11I heard that.
04:13They were meant to.
04:14Look at his pants.
04:15They're too short.
04:16Oh, are you coming to the pub quiz?
04:19Absolutely.
04:19Oh, it's going to be a hoot.
04:22Right, I'll make your tea and Tim can pop it in the oven.
04:26What, so I'm going to be eating on my own?
04:28No, with Tim, because Joni and Shanice, they're at a sleepover.
04:32But you'll be down at the pub?
04:34Yes.
04:36Helping my dear friend.
04:37Right, I'll just come with that then.
04:39No, it's for adults, anyway.
04:41You and Tim, he'll look after you.
04:43It'll be nice, the two of you.
04:45Right, I'll see you later.
04:48Mum, what am I meant to be looking at you?
04:50Tea leaves.
04:52Either our genes wonky or it's not.
04:54Yeah, but it's not ours.
04:55It's mine.
04:57And even if I have got it, it don't mean you have as well.
05:01Bless him.
05:03He looks dead miserable.
05:05I'm not as miserable as me.
05:07I'm going to cancel all my plans.
05:08I really wanted to come to the appointment with you.
05:11Well, you're building Nana's immune system, aren't you?
05:14Yeah, my little walk-in vaccine.
05:20Hey, up.
05:22Time's your appointment.
05:24You could go with her.
05:25I can't.
05:26I thought Dev's going.
05:28He's on his way over.
05:29Yeah, but it's not the same for Dev, is it?
05:31He's not in the chain.
05:32Well, go with her so then I don't feel bad, please.
05:34Gem, Gem, I'm working now.
05:36No, you're not.
05:37You're already beat at work.
05:38All right, Gem, just leave it.
05:41Honestly, son, you could just say no.
05:43It won't kill you.
05:44I'd cope.
05:48A box of crisps.
05:50That's a great praise.
05:52A box of crisps.
05:54You could let them choose a flavour.
05:55Nope.
05:56Those crisps.
05:57So, bye, Dave.
05:59Tomorrow.
05:59No.
06:02Are you supposed to be setting quiz questions,
06:04not cruising around TikTok?
06:05I heard my voice.
06:06What's the crack?
06:08Were you listening at the door?
06:10Yeah.
06:10See if he was talking about me.
06:13You'd do that.
06:14I learnt it off Nana.
06:16Keele surprise.
06:18Were you showing them a video?
06:19Oh, it's good.
06:20We're recording it a little big shots.
06:22Don't we're going to post it?
06:23Yeah.
06:24A hard no from me.
06:26Please, Mum.
06:27It's my best work.
06:29I'll be dynamite from my recruitment drive.
06:32Who can access it?
06:34Curves.
06:35Weirdos.
06:36Potential clients.
06:37Curve clients.
06:39Weird.
06:39Ma!
06:41You always say I should be proud.
06:44Mum?
06:45Yes.
06:46Proud, but not swanky.
06:50Yes.
06:51Fine.
06:51Thank you.
06:52Any weird comments, take it straight down.
06:54Guide's honour.
06:55Yay!
06:56Could you care, stop the motion
06:58on the ocean of the sun in the sky?
07:00You may as well go and put the kettle on, Maggie.
07:03No one here can hear you.
07:04You try to hold me down, I'm gonna spit in your eye and say...
07:07Ma, put the kettle on, will you?
07:08Could you care, stop the...
07:10whoo!
07:13Funny, isn't it?
07:16When I was about 30, I didn't care if I lived or died.
07:20It's a miracle I'm still here.
07:24Probably deserve the bad news.
07:28Yeah, well, that's not what matters right now.
07:31What matters is him.
07:33Gemma, the quads and our Brodie.
07:37I want this gym to stop right here, right now.
07:41Honey, what will be, what will be?
07:43Yeah, but there's still stuff going on, isn't there?
07:46You know, in the ether and that.
07:49You know, you can think of someone and they'll call you,
07:51or you can take a wrong turn
07:53and you'll end up somewhere that you shouldn't have done.
07:58Cog's turn.
08:00Cog's turn.
08:02They do?
08:03Yeah, and whatever that happens, we will cope.
08:06Well, they asked me that in the counselling,
08:08but, you know, I would feel if it came back bad news
08:10and I said, I said that we'll cope.
08:12Cog.
08:12But I'll be sacking Christina as a fortune teller.
08:16Mrs Winter-Alihan.
08:18This way, please.
08:19Right.
08:21Right, thinking positive thoughts.
08:23Yeah.
08:24And knowing that my family are doing exactly the same right now,
08:28well, that gives me hope.
08:39No cheating?
08:41Cheating?
08:41Yeah, Googling the quiz answers.
08:43As if.
08:44What, like you never look at the answers for Sudoku
08:46before you go to work so you look dead clever?
08:48Once, which I've never told you now.
08:50I feel weird.
08:52What sort of weird tweet at?
08:53It's like, really cold but dead hot.
08:56Have I got a thermometer?
08:58Only one for chicken.
08:59Lent the other one to David.
09:00I'll nip to the shop.
09:02Tim, I need to go.
09:03Only two minutes.
09:04Tim.
09:05Everyone disappears.
09:06Everyone says he'll be here for me and then they're not.
09:08It's just a quiz.
09:09I'll just stay here while Jamie and Shanice are on.
09:12When they get hot, I'll get scared.
09:15There'll be other quizzes.
09:17It's a fundraiser, Tim, for the dementia choir.
09:20We'll bung them some money, then everybody'll be happy.
09:22Take it off.
09:22I'll just go on a thermometer hunt.
09:30The entire team's first task.
09:33Team names.
09:34Rise for the best.
09:36That's all we've done, Chud.
09:37Oh, you bigot.
09:38Oh, no.
09:40Feels deafening, isn't it?
09:41People just want to have a laugh.
09:41Oh, yeah.
09:42We smashed it at that music quiz at the Flying Oars.
09:44What was your name?
09:47The Decomposers.
09:48Hey.
09:49Don't leave me hanging, Tom.
09:50Modern.
09:51Right, now, I apologise in advance for me answers.
09:54Or lack of them.
09:55Don't you swear to you, Debs, you've got two of the greatest minds in Weverfield to pick up.
09:59Wrong answer.
10:01She'll be amazing.
10:02She'll be amazing.
10:03Right, yeah, of course.
10:05That as well.
10:06Well, I'm partial to you, Debs.
10:08Oh, right, yes.
10:09I'll get the drinks in.
10:13Sean.
10:13Yes.
10:14Is it hard?
10:15What?
10:15The quiz.
10:16Well, I mean, if Glenda had taken my kind offer of 12 very carefully curated questions,
10:22then I would know, but she didn't, so I don't.
10:24Yeah, I haven't got it.
10:25I love a pub quiz, but I'll be wrangling three of the four quads into the bath.
10:30What, do you keep one of them dirty every night?
10:32No, I'll have to quarantine.
10:34Oh.
10:36There you go.
10:37Try, Chasney.
10:40Well, let's keep our phones on.
10:42I've got a driver on the switch.
10:45Let's just say that he's prone to nod off.
10:48Even on a driving shift.
10:50Ha, ha, ha, ha.
10:51Are you going to phone and wake him up?
10:52Yeah, every half an hour.
10:54Life shouldn't be this hard.
10:55Another reason why I'm this, Chasney.
10:58Right, ten minutes quizzes.
11:00Get your drinks.
11:01Oh, text, Kev.
11:02Time to get a wiggle on.
11:03Sounds like you've put a square peg in a round hole there, mate.
11:07Giving a driver the switch, taking a unit off the road.
11:10Must be a better solution.
11:16Hi, you're not going to see me, are you?
11:18No.
11:19No, I'm not here for work.
11:21I'm a supportive family.
11:23Hope things are OK for them.
11:25Thanks.
11:27Something you know?
11:28You know what work's like.
11:30I'm never out of here.
11:33How'd it go?
11:34I know you think I'm off my cake, but I just know that everything's going to be OK.
11:39Come here.
11:42Right, I was really nervous.
11:44I'm not a big fan of needles, but the nurse, well, he was a young lad in his 30s.
11:50And, well, he had a name badge on.
11:52It was Paul.
11:54And there was something about him.
11:55I don't know if it was his accent or, but it was my Apollo.
11:59Oh, God.
12:00And I can't describe it, but this calmness came over me.
12:05And I just knew 100% everything's going to be OK.
12:09You didn't know what you hoped?
12:10No, no, I knew.
12:11All right, OK.
12:12Which is why me and you were going to book a holiday for just after my results are due.
12:17A holiday?
12:18That's a great idea.
12:20Well, there was a bird in my teacup.
12:22Good news and travel, that's what Christina said.
12:24So, we should be bold, show confidence, tell the universe which way to guide things.
12:30You need to stop with your stupid fairy tales, Bernard.
12:32They're pathetic.
12:34Pathetic?
12:35Yeah, you do my head in.
12:38Honey, I'll be back in a sec, yeah?
12:41Dev.
12:46Dev.
12:55So, no, no, you don't believe what your mother believes, but you do have to support her.
13:00Dev.
13:00Yeah?
13:01Go and get the car, I'll catch you up, love.
13:03What is it with you?
13:05You stood in Celeste's hotel room and you kicked off at me, didn't you?
13:08Yeah, you told me that I brought you nothing but misery and grief.
13:12OK, I shouldn't.
13:13No, I agree with you, I do.
13:14Right, which is why I will try anything.
13:16Anything and everything, if it means that the gene stops with me.
13:21I don't care, I don't care if I'm laughter or people think I'm woo-woo.
13:25Yeah, I wasn't laughing.
13:26No, look at me.
13:27I'm shaking.
13:28So, don't you come telling me that emotions don't affect us physically, because they do.
13:34Everything affects everything.
13:36All right.
13:36So, if you don't like how I go about things, that's fine.
13:38All right, all right, just...
13:40But I will not have negativity around me.
13:43You can get a cab home.
13:53Aye, I love.
13:54Did you photocopy the picture on for me?
13:56No, because I asked Ben to do it.
13:58Why'd you never do anything I ask?
14:00Actually, I did.
14:03Apology accepted.
14:05Wonders never cease.
14:07Love you.
14:08Do you know, I'm not sure any of our younger punters will know who these people are, Glenda.
14:12Or our fellas.
14:14No.
14:16You're not trying to fix this quiz, are you?
14:18Moi.
14:18Oh, did Susie get many ticks, or whatever it is you get, for that post?
14:26That's unexpectedly supportive of you, Ma.
14:28Well, last time I checked...
14:32Oh.
14:33Oh, it says my account's been suspended.
14:35Report of inappropriate content.
14:38Maybe people are waking up to keeping their children safe.
14:42I'll fetch Susie for her tea, shall I?
14:48She wouldn't.
14:49Oh, she'd pick him wood.
14:53Look.
14:55I'm sorry that I made you get a cab.
14:57That wasn't good karma, but...
14:59I was upset.
15:01Can we have a chat?
15:02Yeah, of course.
15:05Inside.
15:06In fact, it's pretty good, actually.
15:11I do...
15:15Bless you.
15:17More juice?
15:18Yeah, plenty of fluids when you're poorly.
15:19You want to run away all the time.
15:26That...
15:26That wasn't a real sneeze.
15:29Salve.
15:30What?
15:30I'm supporting, aunt.
15:32I am here.
15:34Somebody is leading us up the garden path.
15:37What?
15:38I'm telling you it is Kim Carnes.
15:40It's not Kim Wilde.
15:41It's Wilde.
15:42No, it's Betty...
15:43Betty Davis-eyes.
15:45You're thinking of kids in America.
15:46I am not.
15:47Betty Davis-eyes.
15:48It's Kim Wilde.
15:49Give me the pen.
15:49Bring back the internet.
15:50All is forgiven.
15:51I can't help you.
15:53C-A-R-N-E-S.
15:57Kim Carnes.
15:58Right, final round, picture round, 80s hairstyle.
16:04Turn your pages over.
16:05I'll be here.
16:06Give it to you.
16:07Right.
16:07The name of the hairstyle down and a bonus point.
16:11If you can name the specialist equipment or any techniques to create it.
16:15Where's David when you need him?
16:16Oh, texting.
16:18That's illegal.
16:18I made a burner phone, mate.
16:20Double illegal.
16:21Right, once you're done, answer sheets to me.
16:24Team names at the top.
16:25I'm thinking if you need any help, like, I am available.
16:27Well, have you done any public facing work before?
16:29Yeah, yeah, loads.
16:30And I've been working on myself.
16:32My head, my family.
16:34Could be the missing piece.
16:38Trial?
16:39Trial's fine.
16:41Nice one.
16:41Right, mate.
16:42Cheers.
16:44Thinking he's giving your nephew a job, mate.
16:46Well, if it gets him out from under our Debbie's feet, bring it on.
16:50Wales, pal.
16:51Soft, Kev.
16:52That was a shag.
16:53Parello on mine had done what you said he did to you.
16:56Almost done with him swanning around shaking hands with me mates.
17:03Come on, then.
17:05What's on your mind?
17:08Sorry for before.
17:10What, at the hospital?
17:11Yeah.
17:12It's just you putting your faith in coincidence and feelings.
17:16Well, the nurse being called poor, you mean.
17:19That was uncanny.
17:20Nothing's going to change our genetics.
17:22No.
17:24No, but we can still...
17:25Nothing.
17:27I'm almost 100% sure that you've got this gene mutation.
17:31Negativity again.
17:32Look, can we just wait until...
17:34Because I've got it.
17:37Well, how would you know?
17:38I've been tested.
17:41No, no.
17:42Right, the doctor said me first, and then if I've got it, then...
17:46Why would they...
17:47Because I've got cancer.
17:54I've got stage three breast cancer.
18:00Hey, Kit.
18:02Right, well, I have red, I have white, and I have pink,
18:05because I didn't want to make a decision for you.
18:08What's happened?
18:14Woo!
18:16I mean, they should have let us swap them.
18:18They repeat on me, then.
18:19They what?
18:20I said they repeat...
18:22Oh, the forget-me-nots.
18:26Yay!
18:27See you later.
18:28Losers!
18:29Excuse me, can you eat your trophy?
18:31No, you can't.
18:32Up the embalmy army.
18:33Come on, you two, let her have a moment.
18:36That quiz was totally rigged.
18:38And do we have the vouchers?
18:39Oh, yeah.
18:40Hey, we've got hot pot vouchers, yeah.
18:43So...
18:44Winner, winner, hot pot dinners!
18:46Hey, where are the hot pot vouchers?
18:48We haven't got them.
18:49Hot pot vouchers, have you got them?
18:50Oh, I can't have to.
18:51Must have left him.
18:52Spine list, giving that waster a job.
18:55What?
18:55Don't get involved, Ross.
18:57You're not getting involved, I don't get.
18:58What happened to log to you?
19:00Well, why do you care?
19:01Why don't you?
19:02If he'll turn his own family over,
19:03he'll shaft you at some point, won't he?
19:05Will he?
19:07What are you saying about our car now?
19:09Notes!
19:10Yes, you are.
19:11You can't move on from it, can you?
19:13Over and over again,
19:14you keep rolling up the same thing,
19:15well, you're bitter and you're nasty and...
19:17Whoa, whoa, whoa!
19:18Hey, hey!
19:19Whoa, whoa, whoa!
19:20Whoa, let's go home, yeah?
19:21Look, sorry, it's dementia.
19:22She gets frustrated,
19:24she can't express herself, so...
19:25Come on, let's go.
19:27Let's go.
19:27Let's go.
19:28I'll go.
19:30Let's go.
19:37Why didn't you tell us?
19:38Well, we know now.
19:40And I'm going to be there for every appointment,
19:42every treatment, you know, whatever you need.
19:44I'm OK.
19:45You're not, though, are you?
19:47You know, all this anger, all those lies,
19:50hiding yourself away.
19:54We thought it was about Sarah.
19:57Yeah, it's not been a great year.
20:01I should have told you.
20:03Sorry.
20:04No, no, no, I'm sorry.
20:07My bad blood.
20:09Yeah, but I shouldn't have lashed out and blamed you about it.
20:12Well, we're all in this together.
20:15Now, do you want me to tell Gemma or Broday?
20:19No, no, er...
20:21I'll tell Gemma tomorrow.
20:23Yeah.
20:24Yeah.
20:25Yeah, that gives me time to think about,
20:28you know,
20:29supporting her.
20:35Love you some.
20:46What do you need?
20:49Me?
20:52Now.
20:54It's your health, too.
20:56Yeah, but I'm all right, aren't I?
21:03You know, let's not make this about me.
21:07I think, erm...
21:10I think I'll cancel seeing Gemma and the kids tonight.
21:13You know, just, er...
21:15Just give it a chance to...
21:17to sink in before tomorrow.
21:21She's going to be so shocked.
21:23Poor little Gemma and I just...
21:25Slay me now!
21:31I can't lose him.
21:35What about Gemma?
21:38What about the kids?
21:40I can't...
21:42I can't...
21:44I can't lose them.
21:45I can't lose...
21:47I can't lose them.
21:50I can't lose them.
21:52I can't lose them.
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