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00:13It set the whole world on fire.
00:17Oh, hell yeah.
00:21Yes!
00:37Kia ora koutou and welcome to Taskmaster.
00:41My name is Jeremy Wells and like a majestic lion of the Serengeti,
00:45I sit atop the food chain devouring the week for sport.
00:49How did I get here? Simple.
00:51I murdered my brother, blamed it on his son,
00:54and sang a cool song about being prepared.
00:57Which I always am because I am the Taskmaster.
01:05To my right are five cackling hyenas,
01:09desperate to scavenge whatever scraps of validation I throw their way.
01:13They are...
01:31And to my left, like a plover bird on my back, it's Paul Williams.
01:39What's the process?
01:41Tonight we've asked them to bring in the thing most likely to get the Taskmaster in the mood.
01:49All right.
01:51Dave, how are you going to turn me on?
01:55Well, there's nothing better to turn on anyone to feel a quiver in their groinal area
02:04than the music of this guy.
02:08Barry White.
02:09Do-do-do-do-do-do.
02:11Oh yeah.
02:13Do-do-do.
02:14And that's baby making music.
02:16Right now, if we played it, everyone's pregnant.
02:20All of us.
02:21Rose, what did you bring in?
02:22Well, it's long been a dream of mine to make love on a waterbed.
02:27As I assume it is a dream of yours.
02:30Maybe?
02:30Sorry.
02:32Um...
02:32It's long been a dream of mine to make love...
02:40Hell of a pick-up line.
02:44Unfortunately, I would have loved to have brought a waterbed tonight.
02:47Quite expensive, it turns out.
02:49So, I have brought an inflatable bed with a couple of gallons of water.
02:54Yeah, yeah.
02:55This is meant to get me in the mood, but it looks more like a civil defence emergency.
03:00Yes, yes. Role play, Jeremy. Role play.
03:04Morgana, what did you bring in?
03:06I did a very small amount of Googling your interests, didn't I?
03:10So, I fashioned something hot for you right here.
03:15Da-da-da-da.
03:17Oh, wow.
03:21Yeah.
03:23Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:25Is that a crocheted brassiere I see there?
03:28Yeah, I actually fashioned that out of a pair of New Zealand socks.
03:32Oh, yeah.
03:33Do you see? Do you not?
03:35Yeah, yeah.
03:35Yeah, and I did it and she asked my ten-year-old daughter,
03:38do you think it's too much if I put pubes on it?
03:40And she said, no, I think it's great.
03:43So, I went for it.
03:44Hawane, what did you bring in?
03:45So, we're in Tamaki Makoto, the land of a hundred lovers and got a bunch of volcanoes around, okay?
03:52So, when you've got a hundred lovers and a bunch of volcanoes, there's only really one way that they're going
03:57to have a room lit.
03:59That's with a lava lamp.
04:01Yeah.
04:02You've probably been like, oh, is that going to turn the taskmaster on?
04:06Well, it has to because it literally is the taskmaster turning it on.
04:13I like that.
04:15Okay, so, I'm getting turned on by turning myself on.
04:22You heard that sentence, right?
04:24Like, you agreed with yourself and with me.
04:31Feels good to have the biggest brain in the house, okay?
04:37Rhys, what did you bring in?
04:38Well, here's what I know about you.
04:39You like cricket, you're an intellectual, but you're also sensual.
04:43And here's what you need to know about me.
04:45I'm a culture vulture.
04:46I'm a trend pig.
04:50And what's so hot right now, Jeremy, is smutty books.
04:53So, I have written you an erotic novella.
04:58It's called My Wicket's Keeper.
05:03And this is what it looks like.
05:06You're a busy man.
05:07You're the hardest working man in show business.
05:09You ain't got time to read a book.
05:10So, I've had it recorded as an audio book.
05:12Not by me.
05:14Hilary Barry has recorded the audio book.
05:17Oh, that's really good.
05:19And we will just give you one taste right now.
05:22The cricketer sauntered down the hallway with his bat in his hand.
05:27Huh?
05:32The next sentence we absolutely could not play on television.
05:37Hilary is a colleague, obviously.
05:39Yeah.
05:39So, I can sort of neither confirm nor deny whether or not she turns me on.
05:44Mmm.
05:45Yeah, I think five points is going to confirm it.
05:48Yeah.
05:49Yeah.
05:50So.
05:51How do you want to score it?
05:53Can't even remember what everyone brought in.
05:55Barry White.
05:56Okay.
05:56Dave brought in Barry White.
05:58One point for Dave.
05:59Ooh.
06:00Ooh.
06:01Ooh.
06:01No, ask someone else because I see the pattern that's going on.
06:05Let's just go along the group.
06:07Larvalet.
06:08Two points for Hawaii.
06:11Booby bat.
06:11Five points for Morgana.
06:17Hilary Barry smut book.
06:19And what a bid!
06:23It's going to be an HR issue, but four points for Reece.
06:27And that leaves three points for Rose Medafeo.
06:30Okay.
06:30Fantastic.
06:33I am well and truly in the mood.
06:36The mood for more tasks.
06:37Paul, what is next?
06:38This task is best viewed through one of those windows that looks like a mirror from one side.
06:50I'm going to run outside.
06:52Run.
06:53Yeah.
06:54Oh.
06:56Alright.
06:57There's no Paul.
06:58Paul!
06:59I feel like we're going to make an address.
07:01Thank you for coming.
07:03We would like to formally apologise for what Hawani did.
07:12Interrogate Paul and deduce his secret.
07:15You must take turns to enter the lab and ask him one yes or no question.
07:20Only one member of the team may be in the house at a time.
07:23You may only communicate with your teammates using the whiteboard in the lab and you cannot write any words.
07:30Fastest to deduce Paul's secret and get him confessed to it by answering yes wins.
07:37Your time starts now.
07:42Which group of super sleuths are we going to see first?
07:45Get ready for the original good cop, bad cop.
07:48I'll let you figure out who is who.
07:50It's Dave and Rose.
07:51Time starts now.
07:52I'll go.
07:53You go.
08:00Does your secret have something to do with something physical?
08:04Yes.
08:07I'm not going to, I'm actually not going to write anything.
08:11Oh.
08:13Are you in danger?
08:15Guess I could suffocate in this bag.
08:17Just say yes or no.
08:19No.
08:23Are you hiding something physical?
08:25Yes.
08:29That's not great.
08:35Is it on your person, the secret?
08:38Yes.
08:41Oh, he searched, he searched you possibly.
08:45Could it fit within a cassette tape container?
08:49Yes.
08:50No, no, yes.
08:54Oh, okay.
08:55Do you want me to uncuff you?
08:57No.
08:58Oh.
09:00Okay, is the thing you're hiding on your person?
09:02Yes.
09:06That's self-explanatory, really.
09:08No, I'm just going to pat you down.
09:12Okay.
09:15Oh.
09:22Yeah.
09:24You don't want to ask me a question?
09:25Oh, how are you?
09:27A yes or no question?
09:28How are you feeling?
09:29Not a yes or no.
09:31How are you feeling, Paul?
09:32No, you've just added Paul and you've just said it slightly differently.
09:36How are you feeling, Paul, my dear old buddy pal?
09:40It needs to be a yes or no question.
09:42Yeah.
09:43So, are you doing well?
09:45Are you doing well?
09:47No.
10:01You bastard.
10:04Are you holding red glitter in your hands?
10:06Yes.
10:08I've stopped the clock.
10:10I've stopped the clock.
10:10Oh my God!
10:12You can come in now, Dave.
10:14He's holding red glitter.
10:15I thought it was stigmata.
10:17I thought it was being religious.
10:24So the first two questions, no drawings.
10:27Because it was hard.
10:29Like, have you ever done that?
10:33Yeah, well then Dave found exactly what Paul was hiding.
10:36Well the thing is, I thought, oh no, he's got some embarrassing, you know, health thing
10:41in his hands and I didn't want to bring it up.
10:44What, jazz hands?
10:44Yeah, because, you know, he had the jazz hands and I didn't want to make him feel awkward
10:50about admitting to having jazz hands.
10:52I think we're a good team, Dave.
10:53Yeah.
10:53Don't worry.
10:54And I will address that again after we see the next clip.
10:57Exactly.
10:58Yeah.
10:58So in terms of timing.
10:59So, Dave found the glitter in 24 minutes and 40 seconds.
11:03Yeah.
11:03But it took their team 29.52 seconds to finish the task.
11:08Okay.
11:10Time for a break now.
11:11Why don't you see if you can do this task at home.
11:14All you'll need is a bunch of glitter, a light bulb and a black sack.
11:18We'll see you after this.
11:32Welcome back to Taskmaster.
11:34We've got Paul tied up in a room with a bag over his head.
11:38That's right, Jeremy.
11:39The teams must find my secret the fastest by asking the correct question that makes me confess.
11:45They may only ask me one question at a time and can only communicate to their teammates by drawing on
11:51a whiteboard, no words allowed.
11:54Shall we see what these other Sherlock's can deduce?
11:56Yes, Jeremy.
11:57It's Huani Vice, Ace Morgana and C. Reesai Mathewson.
12:03Is it something involving yourself, Jeremy or any of the five contestants?
12:08Yes.
12:12Taskmaster, are you on Taskmaster?
12:15Yes.
12:16Um, okay, so my question...
12:17It's just one question.
12:18No, I haven't asked you a question.
12:20Sounds like you said, are you on Taskmaster?
12:21I asked myself that question.
12:23I'm not answering another.
12:26Don't hit me.
12:28Are we supposed to find something?
12:31Yes.
12:31Was it something to do with an item that belongs to one of us?
12:36No.
12:37Are you pretending to be somebody else?
12:39No.
12:39Is it a phrase we have to say?
12:41No.
12:43Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?
12:45No.
12:45No.
12:48Rest in peace, Cedric.
12:50Are you hiding something on your person?
12:53Yes.
13:00Is it something to do with the Taskmaster house?
13:05No.
13:07Can I look in your pocket?
13:08Yes.
13:10It's a stupid sound pack.
13:12I won't take that.
13:13I won't take it.
13:14Are you allowed to move from this seat?
13:16Yes.
13:20What'd you do?
13:23Is there more to it or is that the end?
13:25How do I make that?
13:26Yes or no?
13:27What you...
13:28What you do, did you do today?
13:32That's still not yes or no.
13:34Did you do something?
13:36Yes.
13:37Oh, I'd rather guys do it, okay?
13:40Yes, like I wanna know.
13:44Am I supposed to find something?
13:48Yes.
13:56I like to sing.
13:59I'm going to touch your hands.
14:03Ooh.
14:05You have a bunch of glitter in your hands.
14:08Are you just saying that to me?
14:10You have so much glitter in your hands.
14:13You have a lot of glitter in your hands.
14:15A lot of statements and a lot of questions.
14:18There's questions coming about the amount of glitter in your hands.
14:22Did you kill something glittery?
14:26No.
14:30Have you been caught red-handed?
14:34Yes.
14:35Yes.
14:36I...
14:36I guess.
14:43Don't overthink it I'll say.
14:45Have you killed somebody?
14:47Have you killed somebody?
14:50No.
14:51I wouldn't overthink it.
14:54Really wouldn't overthink it.
14:56Why are you yelling?
14:57I was just communicating to you.
14:59Are you angry?
14:59No, I was just communicating.
15:01I'm gonna touch your face.
15:03Why?
15:04Why would you do that?
15:06Okay, I'll just ask you.
15:07Can you touch my face?
15:09I was gonna see if you had fangs.
15:12Why?
15:14Oh man.
15:15I can tell you don't like this.
15:17Okay.
15:17Don't overthink it.
15:18Don't overthink it.
15:20Are you a vampire?
15:24No.
15:27This is not good.
15:28I wonder if I can fashion this into a noose.
15:37Just don't overthink it.
15:39And ask the question.
15:41Is your secret that you have red glitter in your hands?
15:44Yes.
15:45I've stopped the clock.
15:52Thank you, Reeves.
15:54Thanks, Paul.
15:56I'll let him know.
16:02I don't say this lightly, but what the f*** are you three doing?
16:08I no longer feel like I have the biggest brain in this room.
16:13Yeah, it's always tough when Paul starts helping.
16:16That's when you know that, like, the production schedule is such that they did not expect it to take this
16:21long.
16:22I mean, you walked in on him trying to tie a noose.
16:26Reeves said, did you do something?
16:29I got a yes, though.
16:31Are you a vampire?
16:32Like, if you look at the house, the whole house is vampires.
16:36And I was just like, oh, this is when it, like, relates to something.
16:44So, time-wise, they took one hour, nine minutes and 21 seconds.
16:51Wow.
16:52Wow.
16:54We're geniuses, guys!
16:56I don't feel so bad now.
16:59How do you want to score it?
17:00One point for the team of three.
17:01And for the team of two?
17:03Five points for the team of two!
17:08They're geniuses!
17:09So, how has that affected the scores?
17:12Morgana and Dave in second, both on six.
17:15And out in first with eight points, it's Rose Matafeo.
17:18Nice!
17:21That's enough torture for me for now.
17:23Got anything lighter for me?
17:25I sure do, Jeremy.
17:26They had a ball with this one.
17:28And a bath.
17:29Let's.
17:29Get.
17:30Tasking!
17:40Hey!
17:41Hello, Huwani.
17:42Hey, Paul!
17:43Hello, Dave.
17:44Hi.
17:45Hi.
17:47Spoon down here.
17:48Okay.
17:57Bounce this bouncy ball from the mat into the bath.
18:01Most bounces between the ball leaving your hand and landing in the bath wins.
18:07Any bounce off anything that isn't the ground or within 15 centimetres of the ground is worth two bounces.
18:13You may not move the mat or the bath.
18:15You have 20 minutes.
18:16Your time starts now.
18:19Okay, so remember I said I should think for one minute at the start of every task?
18:23I'm going to think for a minute.
18:25Okay.
18:29That seems like a pretty solid strat from you, Rose.
18:33Yes, it is a strategy I have almost never employed.
18:37I read the task, I black out for about 20 seconds, I get stressed.
18:42So this one I really was like, just chill out, have a minute and think.
18:47Great!
18:48And I don't know if it worked.
18:50Okay.
18:51Well, the task seems pretty simple, Paul.
18:53Just bouncing the ball into the bath.
18:55Most bounces wins.
18:56Correct.
18:56And any time they bounce the ball off anything that's more than 15 centimetres from the ground,
19:00that bounce is doubled.
19:02Okay, who's up first, Paul?
19:04Up first, like a list of who dies in the movie Titanic, it's everyone except Rose.
19:10Let's give this a go.
19:18Back forward.
19:20Yeah.
19:21Let's just try that.
19:23Are there any tennis records in the shed?
19:25There might be.
19:28You just hit the cameraman, Nate.
19:30Sorry, Nate.
19:32Yeah.
19:39Oh, trying to kill me.
19:47Oh, Paul.
19:48Sorry.
19:49Rub it in.
19:51Sorry, Nate.
19:52Yep.
19:55Sorry, Nate.
19:56Really seems like you're trying to hit Nate.
20:00We're coming down here.
20:01Oh, gotcha.
20:02The idea is that immediately I'm getting two points.
20:09Damn.
20:12Sorry.
20:18Oh.
20:19What about just a plain old...
20:25Four.
20:28Oh, shit.
20:29Sorry.
20:30You've now gone for all three camera operators.
20:32I'm really sorry about that guy.
20:38Well, that's like five or something.
20:47Bit of a ramp.
20:48Yep.
20:49You've got 52 seconds.
20:51It's all right.
20:52We're gonna get one, and then we're gonna party.
20:56Ramp.
20:58Yes!
21:00Yes!
21:03Oh, my God.
21:04Two.
21:05Three.
21:07That's actually my best.
21:16Four again.
21:17But extra points go to that guy.
21:19I counted that one.
21:21Four seconds.
21:29What's up, Peter?
21:30You happy with that?
21:31Sure.
21:32Oh, yeah.
21:33Okay.
21:33Yeah, one went in.
21:35It's gotta be at least the middle.
21:36That was a fun one.
21:37I like that one.
21:38Thanks, Paul.
21:38Thank you, Paul.
21:44Reece, you seem to have a plan with the planks on the ground.
21:47Were you hoping that they were gonna levitate somehow 15 centimetres up off the...
21:51No, there was a grate, like a storm drain grate, and every time it would land on that it would
21:56ricochet off.
21:57So that was more of a levelling of the playing field.
21:59I'm not a f***ing idiot.
22:03Disregard the last task.
22:06Morgana, you seem to be stoked that you bounced the ball off one table.
22:10Did you think about maybe putting another table?
22:12I don't know.
22:13In the end, it was just a good old classic.
22:15Boing, boing, boing.
22:18But now that I've watched the other guy's ideas, I would use them.
22:23I would use those ideas.
22:24Hawani, what were you thinking?
22:26Mine also went boing, boing, boing, boing.
22:29No, I felt cool.
22:30I was like bouncing it.
22:31But you know what felt real cool is right after we did this, Paul tried to give it a go.
22:36Ah, it wasn't even close.
22:39Dave, what have you got against our camera operators?
22:42Yeah, there were three of them.
22:44They're all around.
22:45I was feeling hemmed in.
22:48I panicked.
22:49I saw one figure behind the tree and ha!
22:52You know, straight away hit the ball towards him.
22:55Just instinct.
22:56Have we got a recap on scores?
22:59So, yes.
22:59Morgana, very respectable, four bounces.
23:02Reece, six bounces.
23:03Dave, seven.
23:05And Hwani with a whopping nine bounces.
23:08Oh, nice.
23:10It's time for a break.
23:11Will Rose blow these comedians out of the bathwater?
23:14Or will she be biffed out with the baby?
23:16Stick around to find out.
23:31Welcome back to Taskmaster, everybody.
23:33I don't know how to describe this task without seeming crass, but our contestants are trying to bounce their balls
23:39into a bath.
23:39That's right, Jeremy.
23:41They are trying to bounce their balls into a bath with as many bounces as possible.
23:45Any bounce off anything that's more than 15 centimetres off the ground is double.
23:49Last, but not Dave, Morgana, Hwani or Reece.
23:52It's Rose Matafeo.
23:54I'm thinking ping pong bat and me moving with it.
23:58So it's bouncing, aesthetically bouncing.
24:00I would say you would then be bouncing it off the mat.
24:04Most bounces between the ball leaving your hand and landing in the bath wins.
24:08I don't like it.
24:09Why don't give a crap what you like?
24:12It's what the Taskmaster thinks.
24:13He'll come down on you like a ton of bricks.
24:18I think I'm following those rules to the letter.
24:22And any bounce off anything that isn't the ground.
24:24So this should technically count as two bounces.
24:30So you're going to do this for 14 minutes?
24:32Yeah.
24:33Okay.
24:34I don't even play tennis.
24:36Oh.
24:38You'd never know.
24:40What's my time?
24:41You got seven minutes.
24:43Well, this is going to be very boring.
24:44No, we'll montage it.
24:55So am I going to have to count this?
24:57Yeah.
24:58I'm against AI.
24:59Okay.
25:00But I will accept its use in this.
25:04I wouldn't trust it to count.
25:06Oh.
25:07You still had five and a half minutes.
25:10I'm happy with that.
25:11And whatever happens, I will fight the Taskmaster
25:14for those points.
25:15Unless I am slightly tired.
25:18A little bit shy.
25:20Or I don't feel like it.
25:22Okay.
25:27That was really good.
25:29Rose, you're feeling tired.
25:30You're feeling shy.
25:31Are you sure you want to rumble with the big dog?
25:34No.
25:34State your case.
25:35Woohoo!
25:36I read that task over and over and over again
25:39for at least one minute.
25:41And I just found nothing really technically wrong
25:44with what I did there.
25:45I've looked at the wording a lot
25:47and she does kind of have a point.
25:50In terms of stats, Paul, what are we looking at?
25:53Okay.
25:53So, Rose, 1,194.
25:57That's amazing!
26:01That's really, really good.
26:03Well done.
26:04No!
26:05Sit down!
26:06Sit down!
26:07Stop it!
26:08No, no, no.
26:09Please.
26:10You're happy with Rose's attempt?
26:12Yeah, why did everyone else not do that?
26:15Well, like I said,
26:16now that I've seen the way that everyone else did it,
26:18I would do that one.
26:21So that means one point for Morgana,
26:23two points for Reece,
26:25three points for Dave,
26:26four points for Hoani,
26:27and five points for Rose.
26:32Bath time's over.
26:33What's up next?
26:34A lot of people say it's boring
26:36when you hear about other people's dreams.
26:38Well, I have a dream
26:40that one day on the Red Hills of Georgia
26:42the sons of former slaves
26:44and the sons of former slave owners
26:46will be able to sit down together
26:47at the table of brotherhood
26:49and I'm sorry if that's boring to you,
26:51Reece Mathewson.
26:53Here's the task.
27:03Hello Rose.
27:04Hi Paul.
27:06How you doing?
27:07Not good.
27:07As always.
27:08Mm-hmm.
27:09Oh, the names.
27:11Great line-up.
27:16Dream journal.
27:20Complete an entry in this dream journal.
27:22You must return your dream journal to Paul
27:24on your next filming day.
27:25Your time starts now.
27:27Do you have vivid dreams?
27:29Yeah.
27:29Really vivid dreams.
27:31Well, I love a new journal.
27:32How nice.
27:39Hello.
27:40Hello Dave.
27:41This is my dream journal.
27:45Film a dream sequence based on one of the dreams in this dream journal.
27:49Most dreamy dream sequence wins.
27:53You have 30 minutes.
27:54Your time starts now.
27:56I know what's in here.
27:58Oh, I don't know what's in here.
28:00This is my dream diary.
28:02No, it's not.
28:03Someone else's dreams.
28:06It's so nicely written.
28:08Line and light.
28:09I mean, whose handwriting is this?
28:12Oh, they literally only did one?
28:14Did everyone else only do one?
28:15Oh, this is heaps.
28:17Playing Dungeons and Dragons.
28:18With a bunch of comedians in Mel Bracewell's big new house.
28:22Congrats to Mel Bracewell in a big new house.
28:24And a blue dog with a lazy eye.
28:26Such a nice dog.
28:27We're taking him on holiday.
28:30I was with little Alex Horne to try and learn how to do Taskmaster.
28:34I got pulled into a 30-a-side high school soccer match.
28:37MP Chris Bishop, who disallowed the goal.
28:40That's the guy from Little Hut.
28:42I said kia ora to him one time and he said hello.
28:45And I was like, of course you did.
28:46Oh my God, my wonder.
28:48I was collateral damage in a negotiation between Glenn Powell,
28:52Sony Movie Studio, and Neil Young had turned up.
28:56A lot of name drops in his dreams, eh?
28:58To be fair though, these are probably better than the dreams I wrote down
29:01because they're not great.
29:04Lentils.
29:05Did I only say lentils?
29:07Yeah.
29:07So it says lentils.
29:11The best dream of all.
29:16Okay Paul, after getting to know the cast,
29:18I'm not sure I really want to know what's going on in their collective subconsciouses,
29:22but still, let's see who's up first.
29:25Here's Hawani.
29:29All citizens, stay away from the city.
29:31It is being rampaged by a monster.
29:33Warning, stay away.
29:35Anyway, here's a shout out to One's Dad.
29:38Happy Birthday Stag Dude.
29:40Here's your favorite type of music, royalty free.
29:42Happy Birthday Stag Dude, Dad.
29:45Thank you, son.
29:46It's great to be here at my favorite store, the infinitely large, big value.
29:50With a value so big, it's beyond man's comprehension.
29:55I hope you're having a good time.
29:57I brought all your best friends in.
29:59I got Neil Young.
30:00No, I'm a country singer.
30:03Mal Bracewell.
30:05Ooh, Tumblr.
30:06Glenn Powell.
30:07Hey, it's your pal.
30:09Glenn Powell.
30:09Chris Bishop.
30:10Go to Chris.
30:11Hello.
30:13And little Alex Horn.
30:15All the information is on the card.
30:17Your birthday card.
30:18And I was going to invite one of the Taskmaster guys, Rhys, but he's been real weird recently.
30:22In what way?
30:23He's turned into a praying mantis.
30:26Really?
30:28Wait, what's that on your shoulder?
30:32Yes, finally me, Rhys Mathewson, the praying mantis, can take over the world
30:37by entering first Kwani's ear and taking over his brain.
30:44Not on my watch.
30:47Let's party.
30:55Okay, so whose dream did you think it was?
30:59Hawani?
30:59I thought it was Rhys's, which is why I made him the villain, but that was kind of a collection
31:05of all his dreams combined.
31:08So Rhys, was it your dream?
31:09Yeah, 100%.
31:10Those are all of them together.
31:12It was crazy.
31:14To see it real?
31:16Whoa.
31:17How similar was it?
31:18The praying mantis was pretty similar.
31:22Like, it was fairly close to what was happening.
31:27Okay, I'm ready for another one, Paul.
31:29Who's next?
31:30Up next, it's Morgana O'Reilly.
31:33She got eight arms and big old titties, but then I was just so, well, if I had eight arms.
31:45Uh.
31:49Um, I am.
31:51I'm wrong.
31:53Oh, I love you, I'm terrible.
31:58Mary Jeb, Mary Jeb, little girl.
32:04Mama, what are you doing here?
32:06Your daddy and I want to get you some.
32:09Take it.
32:10Oh, Mama.
32:11We know you wanted the eight arms, but...
32:15It's vividly red air.
32:18Well, don't you look pretty.
32:22I hope one day you have a child and they're just like you.
32:27Oh, Mama.
32:30Mama, I'm just fine with that.
32:32I'm not stoked.
32:35But it's fine.
32:43Whoa!
32:45Okay.
32:45Whoa!
32:46That felt like a Brian De Palma film.
32:48That was incredible.
32:50So whose dream did you think you had, Morgana?
32:53Well, I thought it was Hawani.
32:54Why do I think that?
32:56I think it might have been me.
32:57It was such an amazing dream.
32:59It was like people are getting extra limbs cosmetically.
33:03Yeah, that's me.
33:05And people are doing it like on the red carpet.
33:08It's a sign of wealth and stuff.
33:10Like the more arms that you have.
33:11Where did all the stuff about the big old titties come in?
33:15Any chance I get.
33:18Oh, that wasn't from Hawani's?
33:20Yeah, but that was.
33:21That was going on.
33:22No, it was.
33:22It was from Hawani's.
33:24Yeah.
33:24And there was a whole first paragraph, right?
33:26That was like,
33:27and she had big old titties.
33:29That's a bit of paragraph, wasn't it?
33:31Yeah.
33:33It's time for an ad break for you
33:35and a power nap for me
33:36where I will dream of the same thing I dream of every night.
33:39The wonderful people who pay our bills.
33:42We'll see you after these messages.
33:57Welcome back to Taskmaster.
33:59I've just been having a very interesting dream
34:00about a buxom cricket bat
34:02with the voice of Hilary Barry.
34:05What are the comedians up to, Paul?
34:07Our contestants are recreating a dream
34:10written down by another contestant.
34:12The dreamiest dream win.
34:14Okay, who's next then, Paul?
34:15Therese Mathewson.
34:20Woo!
34:22I'm Rose.
34:23I was in Moana.
34:26I'm Laura.
34:28This is my friend Laurie Daniels.
34:29She's really funny.
34:30I should have been in Moana.
34:31You should have been.
34:33I auditioned.
34:35Didn't get it.
34:35Oh.
34:37Oh.
34:39I think it's sweet.
34:42I should steal these.
34:44I should try and steal these.
34:46You don't need to.
34:47You're doing so well.
34:48Excuse me, sir.
34:50Sir.
34:52These are my glasses.
34:54Are you trying to steal my glasses?
34:55What the hell?
34:56You think I try and steal from you?
34:58I'm Laura Daniels.
35:00Series 2, Taskmaster, New Zealand.
35:02Google me.
35:03I don't know who you are, man.
35:04Your store socks.
35:06In fact, I'm taking this pair as well.
35:08Hey.
35:09Hey yourself.
35:10Hey, detective with those glasses.
35:14I love that.
35:17I wonder who that was.
35:19Eh?
35:20Whose dream do you think you recreated, Rhys?
35:23Oh, that was for sure.
35:23It had all the hallmarks of a rose dream.
35:26The concert was the Beths, and I know that Rose went to high school with one of the Beths.
35:30Laura Daniels was there, and there was an avoidance of confrontation.
35:34And that...
35:35Classic me.
35:36Oh.
35:37It's embarrassing that mine was so not dreamlike and quite unoriginal.
35:42It basically is just essentially what has happened in my life.
35:45Laura has never stolen sunglasses, but it's definitely something that she could do.
35:49Time for the next Sleepytime Paul.
35:52Who have we got?
35:53Up next, it's Dave Fahne.
35:55It reads like a poem.
35:57Right.
35:57We have a blue dog with a lazy eye.
36:02Yeah!
36:04That one you just did before.
36:07Do it again.
36:13That is perfect.
36:18We have a blue dog with a lazy eye.
36:23Such a nice dog.
36:26We're taking him on holiday at the new health food store.
36:33Don't need any more watermelon.
36:36Watermelon?
36:38Watermelon?
36:39Watermelon.
36:40A Grand Prix is going through, too.
36:43Go!
36:45Go!
36:45Going through.
36:46Oh, awesome!
36:49Two.
36:49Good boy.
36:51Good boy!
36:52What a better road.
36:55Oh, uh.
37:00Yeah!
37:01That's the one!
37:07Oh, uh.
37:08I am never going to trust a pile of watermelon ever again.
37:13So, Dave, who did you think the dream was?
37:16Morgana. But the giveaway was the word lentils.
37:20Popped up and I thought, that's Morgana.
37:24Morgana and the lentils.
37:25There's one last dream. Who is it?
37:28Rose Matafeo.
37:30I was working for some sort of agency similar to the FBI or Bay Court.
37:37Oh, FBI and Bill Baker.
37:41Come on.
37:44Did you come along, did you?
37:48Love a man in uniform.
37:52Come on.
37:57Sorry about the smell.
38:00Oh, my pride and joy.
38:04Do you have the items I came for?
38:06Yes, I do.
38:08Do you realize what they do?
38:11Mm-hmm.
38:12Well, I'll go get them then.
38:25Ever seen a devastating explosion?
38:30No.
38:33No!
38:39Anything wrong now?
38:42Bless you.
38:44Do never do that again.
38:47I have allergy.
38:48You scared me to death then.
38:50Sorry, I have an allergy.
38:56Wow.
38:56Coming out from behind the book.
38:59That was very cinematic.
39:00Beautiful.
39:01Yeah.
39:01Pretty scary, eh?
39:03Pretty disturbing.
39:04That was good.
39:04I mean, obviously, Dave, I think that was...
39:06I got out on a limb here and...
39:09Was that you?
39:11Yep.
39:11You got it.
39:12Pin one.
39:13Pin one.
39:14So you have dreams about killing rooms?
39:16It was a weird dream.
39:18And I mean, because I woke up.
39:20Then I checked the bedroom to make sure I wasn't in the killing room itself.
39:24Is sleep terrifying for you?
39:26Looking at that, I wouldn't be wanting to go to sleep ever again.
39:29Only when I close my eyes.
39:31Okay, so I've got to score these on the most dreamy dream.
39:36I've written Hawani, weirdly, the most sensible dream actually made a lot of sense.
39:40So the least dreamy, I thought, one point.
39:42I thought Reese's was a classic dream, but it also had that uncomfortable feeling that you
39:48couldn't get out of it, which I understand deeply in dreams.
39:51So two points for Reese.
39:52Reese, Morgana, that was like a fever dream.
39:55That was intense.
39:56Three points for you.
39:58Rose, a lot of tension.
40:00Nightmare fuel, four points for you.
40:02And Dave, I think you gave the dream a lyrical feel, and I will never look at watermelons ever
40:08the same.
40:09Five points for you.
40:10APPLAUSE
40:12As I always say to my children, that's enough dreams.
40:15It's time to get back to the real world of capitalism.
40:18We'll see you after these ads.
40:20APPLAUSE
40:34Welcome back to Taskmaster, where we've seen a dab of dreaming, a bit of bouncing balls,
40:39and a touch of torture.
40:40How are the scores looking, Paul?
40:42Leading the pack with 17 points, it's Rose Matafeo.
40:46APPLAUSE
40:48All right.
40:49Does everyone want to head up to the stage for the final task of the show?
40:53APPLAUSE
40:57OK, Paul.
40:58Who's reading the task tonight?
41:00One.
41:02Get the most birds.
41:04Throw your three birds one at a time.
41:06A bird in the bush is worth one.
41:08A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
41:10During each throw, you must quietly say a type of bird.
41:13If you say a bird that's already been heard, that throw will be voided.
41:18You must wear your air protectors at all times.
41:21Lowest score at the end of each round will be eliminated.
41:24Last person standing wins.
41:25Up first, Huwani.
41:29Do, do.
41:31E, M, T, E.
41:37Rhys.
41:38Postal.
41:40A bird on the stage is worth nothing in the bush.
41:43Karaya there.
41:44Pukiko.
41:46Morgana.
41:48Corka-cork.
41:49Duck.
41:51Turkey.
41:52Dave.
41:59We'll allow it.
42:01Culture.
42:09Brush.
42:11Puffin.
42:13Lark.
42:15That means Dave, Farnay, you are eliminated.
42:18We're going to reverse the order.
42:22Rose.
42:22Kistrel.
42:24Whistle.
42:30Robin.
42:33Albatross.
42:35Dove.
42:36Kiriru.
42:38Swan.
42:41Ostrich.
42:42Foo-teki-teki-teki.
42:45Emu.
42:51Mo.
42:52Booyah.
42:54Hoi-ho.
42:57With only three points, Rhys, you are eliminated.
43:02Hawani.
43:03Do-do.
43:04Robin.
43:07This guy is just like, no.
43:12Holly.
43:13Oh.
43:14Kiriru.
43:15Oh.
43:17Pfft.
43:20Oh.
43:22Cassowary.
43:25Ostrich.
43:27Foo-teki-teki-teki-teki-teki-teki.
43:31Flamingo.
43:33Ibis.
43:35Carakeet.
43:36Swan.
43:39Oh, f***.
43:41You suck.
43:44With two birds,
43:46Hawani, you are eliminated.
43:49It's the final.
43:50We're going to alternate one throw at a time.
43:53Up first, Rose.
43:55Kookaburra.
43:57Oh!
43:59Add Dodo.
44:02Falcon.
44:05Albatross.
44:09Tip.
44:13Morgana needs to essentially knock Roses completely off while staying on to cause a tie.
44:22Poo-ee.
44:23Bastard.
44:26Paula!
44:29Come on down.
44:37Talk us through that, Paul.
44:38So that's one point for Dave, two points for Rhys, three points for Hawani, four points
44:43for Morgana, and five points for Rose Matafeo.
44:45Hey!
44:48Really good.
44:49We are ready, Paul.
44:51Who has won episode four of Taskmaster New Zealand season seven?
44:55With a massive 22 points, it's Rose Matafeo.
45:02Congratulations to Rose.
45:04Rose, please head up to the stage and enjoy the five things that get me in the mood that
45:09I will be buying off you later.
45:17Right, it's time to look back and reflect on what we learnt tonight.
45:20We learnt that if you see me walking around the hallways of TVNZ listening to a cassette
45:25tape, mind your own damn business.
45:28But most importantly, we've learnt that the winner of episode four is Rose Matafeo!
45:36We'll see you next time.
45:43Yeah!
46:03Hoop, hoop, hooray, it's time to play.
46:06Yeah!
46:07Yes!
46:08It feels amazing.
46:10All right, my friends.
46:11Shut up!
46:12Yeah!
46:14What was it?
46:15What were we supposed to do?
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