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00:00Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your boy. Some of y'all know me as Mr. Shy City, Mr. Chicago,
00:05Mr. Caprice sitting on 24s.
00:07Some of y'all might know me as Mr. Suburban, Mr. 630.
00:11Yo, but now you've been to know me as something else. Hold on, just to verify, I am in the
00:16suburbs. I live this shit.
00:18The Yellow Fire Hydrant, the Green Grass, and the Remax Suburban.
00:22Yeah, baby, that's suburbs right there. So look, we at McDonald's right now.
00:26A lot of y'all don't know. Let me explain. Your boy got a raise, man.
00:29I'm making $7.63 an hour, so now you can refer to me as Mr. 763.
00:35I'm getting ready to do something that's never been done.
00:37I looked it up on Google. I looked it up on McDonald's. I looked it up on YouTube, MySpace.
00:42This has never been done. I'm getting ready to buy everything on the dollar menu.
00:45That's right. I'm getting ready to be a dollar menu millionaire.
00:50And, McDonald's, if I see y'all trying to copy this and use it for a commercial, I swear I'll
00:53sue you.
00:54That's on everything. Oh, one more thing. To the lady at Verizon, thank you for hooking me up with the
00:58phone.
00:59You're on my MySpace. Thank you so much. Hold on, hold on. Hell no, hold on.
01:02Fuck this, dude. Hold on. Hold on, dude. I got to get in here. Hold, hold.
01:06Back it up, motherfuckers. Back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up.
01:08Okay, here we go, man. Everything on the die. Here we go.
01:11This is real talk right here. Real celebration right here.
01:18Uh, hello?
01:19Hey, what's up, man? Hey, look.
01:21Hey, what up, man? What up? Hey, you know we got Big Mac 2 for 3.
01:24Hey, man. Nah, nah. I'm finna do something like never been done before, man.
01:27I'm done before. You want that with cheese, though?
01:29Nah, nah, nah. I'm about to do something that's never been done before, man.
01:33Oh, oh.
01:33Hold on, hold on. Hold on. I want everything on the dollar menu.
01:36You want everything on the dollar menu?
01:42Everything. I want a double cheeseburger, no cheese.
01:45Small fries, two pies, a parfait, an apple dipper, three cookies.
01:51Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
01:53Everything on the dollar. This is YouTube right here, man. Make this good, man.
01:57This is YouTube in my space, man. Never been done.
02:01You want a double hamburger?
02:02Right. The double hamburger, the small fries, the two pies, the parfait, the apple dippers,
02:08the McChicken, the small soft drink. Make that an orange with no ice, please.
02:15A who?
02:15A small orange high C with no ice.
02:19Yeah.
02:19Dan, let me...
02:20They got no parthead.
02:22All right. That's cool, man. That's cool. It's all good.
02:24A side salad. Yeah, that's everything on the dollar menu.
02:28How much is that, dude? Tell everybody on YouTube how much that is.
02:33747.
02:34747.
02:35747. Oh, shit. Yo, it's nothing, though. I make 763 an hour, dude. That's like one hour of work. I'm
02:39coming through.
02:41I told, yo, I told y'all, yo, I keep, yo, I'm too real with this. I'm too real with
02:45you, YouTube.
02:47You've never seen this before, man. Hold on, man. Hold on, hold on.
02:53Well, I ain't gonna put your face on camera, dude. Hold on.
02:56Damn, shit.
02:57What the hell is you doing?
02:58This is YouTube, man.
02:59YouTube?
03:00I'm buying...
03:01Oh.
03:02You wanna say what's up to everybody?
03:04No, no, no, no.
03:05Aight, man. Hit them with that plastic, man.
03:07What up? It's your boy, Rick, aka known as JB.
03:13You know, going to big up into McDonald's.
03:15Let Ellie, y'all come back.
03:17We got them Max, two for the three, and them Hopkins, two for the three, 89 cents, soft drinks.
03:22Hey, I'll let you boy, aight?
03:23Swipe the card, man.
03:24Hey, man, you taking up all camera time.
03:26Yeah, it's drive-thru time.
03:28Aight?
03:29Thank you, man.
03:30Aight?
03:30I'll look back.
03:31Yeah, okay, ladies and gentlemen, that nigga was a little too happy to be working at McDonald's.
03:36What the fuck?
03:37Nigga just swiped the goddamn card and stopped chit-chatting like a motherfucker.
03:41It's all good.
03:42Now we just...
03:42Hey, it's your boy, Shot City.
03:45Hey, Shorty, real talk.
03:47Have you ever seen anybody come to McDonald's and buy everything on the dollar menu?
03:51Never!
03:52Y'all, I'm telling y'all, I'm a dollar menu millionaire.
03:55Can you say dollar menu millionaire?
03:58Nope.
03:58Come on.
03:59Dollar menu millionaire.
04:00Hell yeah!
04:01What's up?
04:02Oh, what's up?
04:02What up, Lupe?
04:03Hi.
04:04I only got chocolate cookies.
04:06You ain't got no chocolate cookies.
04:07I only got chocolate in the ordinary.
04:08One of chocolate.
04:09Okay, well then throw it in the bag.
04:11It's all good, man.
04:12That's everything I ordered.
04:15Yeah.
04:15For sure.
04:16Man, dollar menu millionaire.
04:19Do you like these wheels?
04:21Do you like these wheels?
04:23These wheels?
04:26Okay, thank you.
04:27She don't speak not no damn English.
04:29All she knew was McDonald's fries and parfait.
04:33Yo, man.
04:33It's your boy.
04:34I kept it real.
04:35I celebrated.
04:36I bought everything on the fucking dollar menu, man.
04:38Holler at me, man.
04:39Mr. Shot City Chevy Caprice.
04:41You know the deal.
04:44It gets no better than this, man.
04:45Holler at your boy.
04:47One.
04:48Two.