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00:11what's up wolf bag fam it's your boy kid back at it again kicking it with jeffrey and the rest
00:15of
00:15the gang on heidi hi what adventures are going to be happening on this week's episode i gotta
00:19stay tuned to find out but this is your cue whether you're new or recurrence next is not
00:23included damn it you gotta bring your fancy a cup and go make a sandwich whatever you need to come
00:27kick with me and hopefully have a laugh alongside me let's get it snacks not included let's freaking go
00:32you're feeling lonely
00:36just bend your ear come over here and man here's what you do if you got the blues i got
00:43some news
00:44join in the fun and you're blue straight too you're the holiday rock
00:58go go go go to the holiday rock
01:08go go go to the holiday rock
01:12Give and shield your name
01:17Father for sorrow
01:21Bring our enemies back tomorrow
01:27Good night and well
01:31Good night
01:46And don't forget, campers, when you're going back to your shallies, be very quiet because there are children to sleep.
01:51Okay, campers? Good night, now. Good night, campers. Bye.
01:56Good night, campers. See you in the morning, good.
02:03Oh, my. It's hot in that ballroom tonight.
02:08Yes, it is, isn't it? How was the barn dance?
02:11Oh, well, it was a good laugh. Here's the money for the rental ticket.
02:17I was thinking of taking a walk along the beach to cool off.
02:22Fancy coming?
02:24No, no.
02:27I've still got one or two things to do. I have to go home tomorrow.
02:30No, no, nothing serious.
02:34Has your wife moved out?
02:37No, no, we still have one or two things to discuss.
02:40Ooh.
02:42That was a shambles, Barry.
02:45Well, you will keep changing the steps.
02:47You're supposed to circle round before you dozy doe, you dozy cow.
02:51How am I supposed to remember a complicated routine when your trousers are falling down?
02:56Well, you should sew the buttons on properly.
02:58I only did this and they popped up like a catapult.
03:01So I'm dignified.
03:03All we have working in this dreadful place is our dignity.
03:06We lose that.
03:07What's left?
03:10So...
03:14The caveman routine went quite well, didn't it, Fred?
03:16I'm not helping you anymore.
03:18I've arrived in this structure, not a clown.
03:21Well, what were you doing?
03:23Well, it went down alright, didn't it?
03:24What do you mean it went down alright?
03:26A dead teddy bear on a pole.
03:29Didn't you hear them kids crying?
03:31Didn't you hear them shouting?
03:32What happened to the stuffed antelope?
03:34All it was falling to pieces, all the straw was coming out.
03:37What's that matter?
03:38It's supposed to be dead.
03:40You got quite a good laugh when we came on.
03:43Listen, that routine's supposed to get belters.
03:46It got titters.
03:47And do you know why?
03:49Because you lost sympathy.
03:50You had a dead teddy bear.
03:54Personally, I think it's psychologically wrong to do a caveman thing in the middle of a barn dance.
04:00You stick to the quick, quick slows, Ginger.
04:03You've got the funnies.
04:05Ted, could you spare me a moment, please?
04:07Yes, I'll be there in a minute, Geoff.
04:08Aye.
04:09In future, use the antelope.
04:11Well, what about all the straw hanging out?
04:13Well, put a joke in.
04:15Tell them how the vultures have been at it.
04:17That's very tasteful.
04:20Come in, Ted.
04:21I'm in.
04:22Good, good.
04:23Well, sit down.
04:25I didn't bring this up in front of the others this morning,
04:26and I won't be here tomorrow, so I thought I'd mention it now.
04:29There's been a memo from Joe Maplin
04:31concerning the wearing of regulation yellowcoats,
04:34and I think it particularly applies to you.
04:36Uh-oh.
04:37Except when demanded by special occasions,
04:39such as camp shows and fancy dress,
04:41all entertainment staff must repeat,
04:44must wear regulation yellowcoats.
04:46Joe Maplin.
04:47Don't take any notice of that.
04:49He sends them round every season.
04:50But, Ted, it's a regulation.
04:51I have to take notice.
04:53I've not worn a yellow coat for 14 years.
04:55And what's more, I'm not starting now.
04:57But, Ted, they make you a new one.
04:59They look very smart, you know, with white flannels.
05:02Well, why don't you wear one, then?
05:03Well, Mr. Fairbrother's management.
05:05Ted, you know that perfectly well.
05:07Well, I'm the camp host, and I'm not wearing one,
05:09and that's all there is to it.
05:10But, Ted, Ted, Ted, I do sympathise with you,
05:12but as camp entertainments manager,
05:13I have to carry out orders.
05:15That's what the Nazis said at Nuremberg.
05:18Jesus!
05:19Oh, dear.
05:21I think he's rather upset.
05:23Well, you can't blame him.
05:26He may seem a little thing to you,
05:28but he's had to fight very hard to get where he is.
05:30He's the best camp horse Joe Maplin's got.
05:33He gets 10 shillings a week more than all the others.
05:35Yes, yes, I know, but what am I supposed to do?
05:37There it is, in black and white.
05:39But couldn't you turn a blind eye?
05:41If I do that, when do I stop?
05:42No, I've been paid to do a job, and I'm going to do it properly,
05:44no matter how unpopular it makes me.
05:46That's the wonderful thing about you.
05:48Your strength of character.
05:51Well, girl.
05:54So do I.
05:58Oh, Gladys.
06:01Gotta love her.
06:21What the hell, bro?
06:24Jeez, bro.
06:26Look at all that noise, man.
06:27It'll piss me off.
06:32Yeah.
06:36Hey, Spike.
06:40Hey, Spike.
06:42Oh, dickhead.
06:45Are you awake, Spike?
06:54just a bit I thought you might like a cup of tea not just now thanks I'm upset I'm not
07:03easily upset but I'm upset toffee-nosed posh-voiced upper-class git I said toffee-nosed posh-voiced
07:14upper-class git no fair brother you shouldn't be I wouldn't go to Cambridge and start telling him
07:22how to be an archaeologist he's only doing his job listen I'd be doing that job if it wasn't for
07:28him
07:28I'm half doing it anyway look I've had to cover up for him what about the ugly face competition
07:34they were all standing there pulling ugly faces he gives the price to that woman she wasn't even in
07:44all right oh my god she was just standing there her husband would have killed him if I hadn't
07:51stepped in then there was that transvestite in the holiday princess competition how to get that out
07:59of the news of the world I'll never know time and time again I've stopped him making a fool of
08:06himself
08:06well no more he's had it I won't lift a finger the sooner he's off the camp the better
08:14if I can put the boot in I will
08:22Spike it's your turn to make the tea
08:24what the hell
08:27tea Spike
08:29tea Spike
08:33hello mr. Partridge finished for the day yes and about time to six shows I've done today worse than the
08:39windmill
08:40don't go droning your sorrows in the bar no chance to be a fine thing they've had orders only to
08:45serve me half a pint
08:50hey Peggy do me a fever let me into mr. Fairbrother's chalet with a pass key you know I'm not
08:55allowed to do that on pain of instant dismissal by miss
08:58I only want her sandwiches in he won't be back to very late this evening oh all right but I'll
09:05have to watch her
09:05he must have left early because when I went to make his bed at half past eight he was gone
09:10we usually have a little chat he's got trouble with his wife you know she's left him
09:15she's going to Reno to get a divorce don't talk rubbish Peggy
09:21you're sweet on him aren't you
09:23rather fancying myself
09:25whoa
09:26I do it's hopeless
09:27we live in two different worlds
09:30thank you Peggy
09:31that's all
09:33he'll be glad of the sandwiches
09:35if he's on the last train he'll have to walk from the station
09:45now sit
09:47sit
09:47good girl
09:48good girl
09:55she's a good girl
09:56he's a good girl
09:56mean bubbles
10:05oh no
10:18Good evening, Mr. Fairbrother.
10:20Good evening, Mr. Partridge.
10:26Wouldn't it be easier to go through the front gate?
10:31I feel I owe you an explanation, Mr. Partridge.
10:34You see, I went home today.
10:37I know. Your wife left you, didn't she?
10:40That's right.
10:42We arranged to meet at the house, but when I arrived,
10:44she'd left a note saying that she'd gone to Gleneagles,
10:46and she'd left Bubbles.
10:48This is Bubbles, Mr. Partridge.
10:50Tied to the railings.
10:53Couldn't you leave her with the neighbours?
10:55Well, I tried, but they weren't very keen.
10:56You see, she is rather large, and she tends to bump into things rather a lot.
10:59I'd better keep her here for a few days until I can make arrangements.
11:02You can't keep her here.
11:04You know Joe Mafflin. He won't have any pets on the camp.
11:07He wouldn't even let me have my Toby for the punch and jury.
11:10Well, that's why I'm trying to avoid the front gate.
11:14But you'll never get through with that thing. It'll take you hours.
11:17I'll tell you what, look.
11:18You follow me. Come with me. I'll show you something.
11:21Shoot. My man.
11:22Come on, Bubbles.
11:26Come on.
11:29I dug this last season.
11:31When I have a skinful, I don't want anybody to see me coming through the main gate.
11:50I don't want anybody to know about this, do you?
11:58I don't want anybody to know about this, do you?
12:04Uh-oh.
12:05Uh-oh.
12:05No.
12:06That is quite correct.
12:08Well, how about lifting that restriction on me in the barn?
12:11Now, Mr. Partridge, I did that for your own good.
12:14Well, I don't see it that way.
12:17Oh, all right.
12:18As long as you promise me faithfully not to get drunk in front of the campers.
12:22I'll tell you what would help.
12:23What?
12:24If a couple of bottles of scotch were to appear in my chalet.
12:28Yeah.
12:29All right.
12:31Business man.
12:35Stop it, Bubbles.
12:37Stop it.
12:37Get off.
12:38Bubbles.
12:39Get off.
12:44Barry?
12:46Barry, what was that noise?
12:50Sorry, dear.
12:56There's a lot of thumping going on next door.
13:00It's probably burglars.
13:02Don't be absurd.
13:03Wake up.
13:09It's coming from Geoffrey's shabby.
13:13I can hear voices.
13:16He's got somebody in there.
13:18Oh, don't be silly.
13:19Mr. Fairbrother's not that sort of man.
13:21Neither was I till we found ourselves in the same digs in Sunderland.
13:27There it goes again.
13:33Barry, don't be so common.
13:37Her name's Bubbles.
13:41Bubbles?
13:41There's no Bubbles on staff.
13:44It must be one of the campers.
13:47He's telling her to get under the bed.
13:49Come on.
13:51He's got it done.
13:52Shh.
13:53Well, what is he saying?
13:54I think he's chasing her around the chalet.
13:57He says if she doesn't let him take her collar off,
14:00he'll give her a good spanking.
14:02I'm going to see Geoff in a new way.
14:05Come away, Barry.
14:07We don't want to get involved.
14:09I think it's all over anyway.
14:12She's just said it's no use begging
14:13because she's not going to get any more tonight.
14:18I'll be hearing this type of shit.
14:23He made the shit out.
14:25You stick to your guns, mate.
14:27Geoff won't force you to wear a yellow coat.
14:29Why don't you compromise, Ted?
14:30Just wear it at breakfast.
14:32I don't have breakfast.
14:33I know.
14:34Why don't you threaten to resign?
14:36He couldn't do without you.
14:37No, he won't give in to threats.
14:38He's as straight as a die.
14:39He's got very high principles.
14:41Well, according to what I've heard,
14:42he has a different bird in his chalet every night.
14:45And what's more, he's dead kinky.
14:49Last night, he got a lot of soap suds,
14:51filled his chalet with bubbles
14:52and made the girl sit up and beg.
14:56Him?
14:58Get away.
14:59It's always the quiet ones, mate.
15:02Well, let's...
15:03Anyone fancy a drink?
15:04Oh, no, not for me, thanks, though.
15:05I've got to go and get ready
15:06for the junior camper's licorice all-sort drive.
15:08I'll see you.
15:09Well, I've got to go and see the doctor.
15:11I've got oscillus toe.
15:12I'm a martyr to it.
15:14Blasted horses keep treading on me.
15:17See you later, Ted.
15:19Just a half in there, then, Squire.
15:20Yeah?
15:21Oh, half a special, please, miss.
15:24You're a day visitor, are you?
15:26Eh?
15:27Oh, this, yeah.
15:28Well, just having a look round, yeah.
15:30You were here yesterday, weren't you?
15:33You look like a bloke who can keep his mouth shut.
15:36I'm not what I seem.
15:38I'm an inquiry agent.
15:40Look, my wife's getting all I've got.
15:41She's bleeding me dry.
15:44It's not you I'm after, no.
15:46I've been retained by Mr Fairbrother's wife
15:48to obtain evidence for her divorce.
15:50Oh.
15:50Probably I need a bit of assistance.
15:52Oh, yeah?
15:53Does he, um...
15:54Does he have young ladies in his chalet?
15:57If you'd have asked me that a week ago,
15:59I'd have said he was living like a monk.
16:00But according to what I've heard,
16:02he's suddenly gone start raving mad.
16:04He has a different bird in there every night.
16:06Eh.
16:07Well, they'll crack sooner or later.
16:08Now, the trouble is,
16:09I've got to be out of the camp by six, see,
16:11so I'm looking for someone who'll smuggle me back in
16:13and give me the key to his chalet, right?
16:15About one o'clock in the morning,
16:16I burst in there with me camera,
16:18flash, play granto delecto,
16:19and I've got all the evidence I need.
16:22And there's a tenner in it for you.
16:24Yeah.
16:25Well, I've had enough of your thoughts.
16:29Snoping around in your grubby mat with your flash.
16:31So you won't do it, then, eh?
16:33No.
16:34Go and crawl back under your stone.
16:35Well, if you change your mind,
16:37I'll be in a coffee bar about 5.30.
16:41On do it, bro.
16:46Oh, boy.
16:49Ah.
16:51Oh, no.
16:53Lunch wasn't too bad.
16:55I had shepherd's pie.
16:57What did you have?
16:58Nothing.
17:01You getting a cold?
17:03No.
17:05Good Lord, have you read this?
17:08Some poor devil got the sack at Hamsby.
17:10Caught with one of the campers in his chalet.
17:13Must have a word with the staff at the meeting tomorrow.
17:16I don't want that sort of thing happening here.
17:18You hypocrite.
17:20I beg your pardon?
17:22You've got the bare-faced cheek to stand there,
17:24so butts wouldn't melt in your mouth.
17:25And all the time you're having orgies
17:27with girl campers in a chalet.
17:30What are you talking about?
17:33I'm talking about bubbles.
17:35Bubbles isn't a girl.
17:37So it's true.
17:38You had soap suds all over the place.
17:43Gladys, you are coming with me.
17:45Where?
17:46To my chalet.
17:47I do nothing of the salt.
17:49I'm going to show you exactly what is what.
17:52Will it take long?
17:54There you are.
17:57I got an announcement to make in five minutes.
18:01Gladys.
18:03Come on, girl.
18:04She's so funny, man.
18:06Gladys, this is bubbles.
18:08Oh.
18:12Jeffrey.
18:14Whoa.
18:18Holy.
18:19That is, keep absolutely still.
18:24See, I love that.
18:38Ted, I've just come from Partridge's Punch and Judy show.
18:42He's been at the booze.
18:43It's a shambles.
18:44We had to cover for him.
18:45Brody egg.
18:48Come on.
18:49Come on.
18:50Just a minute.
18:54Hang on a sec.
18:55Evening now.
18:57Come on, Mr. Punch.
18:59I am going to incarcerate you.
19:02Oh, that's a difficult word.
19:05I'm going to say it again.
19:07I'm going to incarcerate you.
19:09I'm going to clink you in the nick.
19:15Oh, that is indefinite.
19:17Owing to the indisposition of our leading actor, that concludes our performance for this afternoon.
19:25Oh, come on.
19:25La-da-dee-dee-dee-dee.
19:30Oh, shit face.
19:36I'm sorry.
19:37No visitors allowed at the stage, boy.
19:42Where did you get it from?
19:44I cannot divulge the confidence.
19:46But I'll give you a toast.
19:48To Mr. Fairbrother.
19:51Gentleman and scholar.
19:53Coupled with the name of a smelly dog, Bubbles.
19:57Oh, man.
20:00I am...
20:01I am...
20:02Oh, I am...
20:05Oh.
20:07Oh.
20:15What about his four o'clock show?
20:17Never mind about that.
20:19You heard what he said.
20:21Fairbrother's got a dog in his chalet.
20:23And you know what Joe Mappling thinks about dogs.
20:25Doesn't he like them?
20:26He can't stand them.
20:27I reckon the Queen would have knighted him by now.
20:29If he hadn't kicked her cork up the backside.
20:33You know, when he was doing the caching for the Royal Art Show.
20:36If Joe Mappling finds out Fairbrother's got a dog in his chalet,
20:39he'll be out.
20:40Well, he'll be out if he doesn't do his four o'clock show.
20:43Shut up, I'm thinking.
20:45How would it be if Joe Mappling got a photo
20:48of Fairbrother and the dog in his chalet?
20:51You can't go busting in there, taking photographs.
20:54I know that.
20:55But there's somebody waiting in the coffee bar at 5.30 who can.
20:58All I need is the key.
21:00Ted, all those kids are going to be waiting for the Punch and Judy
21:02at four o'clock and he won't be there.
21:04I'll tell you what.
21:06I'll wear the Pied Piper of Hamlin outfit,
21:08you wear the funny rat,
21:09we'll lead the kids down to the beach
21:11and lose them in the sand dunes.
21:25I was born in a trunk at the Princess Theatre in Pocatello, Idaho.
21:40And the award for the Best Actress of the Year
21:45goes to Peggy Olleranshaw.
21:53Oh, girl.
22:02Ladies and gentlemen,
22:04winning this award would not have been possible
22:06but for the brilliant writing and direction of my drunken husband.
22:11And above all, you, my fans,
22:14who made a humble little girl from Lancashire
22:17into a great international star.
22:29It's not worth pinching.
22:30It's only tin.
22:32Well, since you're here,
22:33you can take your clean sheets.
22:35I want a word with you
22:36and it's in secret.
22:38I know.
22:39Mr Fairbrother's in the white slate trade
22:41and he's luring girls into his shalley
22:44and offering them long-term contracts
22:46to go to our eons in South America.
22:48You're very nearly right.
22:50But it's not girls.
22:52It's Chinamen.
22:54Chinamen?
22:56Does it not strike you as strange
22:57that a university professor
22:59would come to a dump like this?
23:00Very suspicious.
23:02How many Chinese restaurants are there in England?
23:04Oh, there must be hundreds.
23:06Exactly.
23:07Now, when he was at Cambridge,
23:09he stumbled on a Chinese plot
23:10to take over the country.
23:12No!
23:14Everybody thinks there's just a couple of Chinamen
23:15in each restaurant.
23:16Not a bit of it.
23:18Their sellers are packed with them.
23:21Poor souls.
23:23They let them out two at a time
23:24to do the shopping.
23:26Nobody knows any difference
23:27because they all look the same.
23:30But what's that got to do with Jeff?
23:33I'm glad you've asked.
23:35At a given signal,
23:36they all come running out of the cellars.
23:38It's everybody with pick handles
23:39and take over.
23:41Now, he's got a list
23:42of all the Chinese restaurants
23:43so he could give the whole plot away,
23:45but he won't tell them where it's hid.
23:47So every night,
23:48two Chinamen beat him up.
23:49That's where all the bumping is.
23:52Well, I see him every day.
23:53They're into Mark on him.
23:55They use water torture.
23:58Why don't you tell her my five?
24:01He did, but they won't believe him.
24:03Would you believe a cock and bull story like that?
24:07No.
24:09There you are, then.
24:11I need to borrow your passkey
24:12so I can bust in with the photographer
24:14and get a picture of him torturing him.
24:16Well, I'm not supposed to let it leave my purse, though.
24:19You don't want the cunt
24:20to run by a lot of Chinamen, do you?
24:29Oh, by the way, I'm out of soap.
24:3822, 23, 24.
24:42This is it.
24:43I told him 24 poles along.
24:45Start digging.
24:5021, 22, 23, 24.
25:07This business is a bit rough on Fairbrother,
25:10isn't it, Ted?
25:11You're my mate, aren't you?
25:12Well, of course I am,
25:13but I've got me conscience to live with, haven't I?
25:15All right, stop playing Jiminy Cricket
25:16and get digging.
25:19You wouldn't actually get him the sack, would you?
25:22Look, it's dog-eat-dog in this business.
25:24He's humiliating me
25:25and I'm not taking it any more.
25:34Why are you digging another hole?
25:36Where did you come from?
25:38Over there.
25:39Well, I mean, I can't do 24 poles.
25:41Found an hole.
25:4224 that way, not 24 that way.
25:45It's over there.
25:46Shallow number seven.
25:47Right.
25:48Where's the key?
25:48Where's the ten quid?
25:52Go on, get your picture
25:53and come back here quick.
25:54We'll wait here.
25:56Damn.
25:58Ted.
25:59When he sees there's only a dog there,
26:01he's not going to be very pleased.
26:03I know what I'm doing.
26:07All I can hear is very loud snoring.
26:10It's the story of my life.
26:16Scores.
26:33Scores.
26:40I've been savaged.
26:41That dog's a monster.
26:43Did you get a nice picture?
26:44Yeah, you knew, didn't you?
26:46You damn well knew.
26:47Course I didn't.
26:48Spike knows I didn't.
26:49Did I know Spike?
26:50No, of course not.
26:51Come on, give us a chance to go back.
26:52Can I have the photo?
26:53You can have the photo.
26:55Good to me, is it?
26:57I think you'd better go.
26:59He's got the taste.
27:04Come on, Spike.
27:10Well, while that's taking care of that,
27:12Mrs Mansell in the village
27:12is going to look after Bubbles
27:13until I can sort something out.
27:16Thank you very much for putting me on to her, Gladys.
27:19Well, if you'd only come to me in the first place,
27:21you wouldn't have had all that bar there.
27:23Yes.
27:23Yes, I realise that now.
27:25You know, you go about things the wrong way.
27:28I mean, look at all that fuss you made
27:30about Ted wearing a yellow coat.
27:32You only had to make one phone call to head office,
27:34and they said it didn't matter.
27:36You make such heavy weather of things,
27:38you get so tense.
27:40Can't help it, Gladys.
27:42It's my nature.
27:45Anyway, I've got a lot on my mind just now.
27:47I know you have.
27:48What puzzles me is how that private detective
27:51got into the camp.
27:51I never thought my wife would go to those lengths.
27:54I can't imagine anybody hating you that much.
27:57You always seem so nice.
27:59I tend to be even more careful in future.
28:02Well, wouldn't it be better to give her grounds
28:03and get it over with?
28:08Well, no, no, no, no, no, no.
28:10In our family, we like to believe
28:12that a marriage is worth fighting to preserve.
28:14In our family, we've ever sought a saying.
28:17If you'd get a bit of onion,
28:18would you be glow?
28:19Preed my vinegar,
28:20would you mind and see it?
28:24Ask me.
28:25I can't keep a pickled onion
28:26when the vinegar's gone so well.
28:38Gladys, you're a great help to me.
28:40Your uninhibited way of looking at things
28:41is quite a tonic
28:42to a mixed-up neurotic like me.
28:45Well, there's not much
28:46core for psychiatrists in the Rhondda.
28:56Where have you been, Ted?
28:57Down to the camp photographer.
28:59He's done it.
29:02Screw the dog,
29:03but it doesn't do justice to Geoff.
29:05You're not going to show that to Joe Maplin.
29:06No.
29:07I'm going to go straight into that office.
29:09I'm going to put that on the table.
29:10I'm going to say,
29:10right, Mr Fairbrother,
29:12either you elbow me wearing that yellow coat
29:13or that goes to Joe Maplin.
29:15Right?
29:19Right, Mr Fairbrother.
29:20Ah, Ted, I'm glad you popped in.
29:22I've been on to head office.
29:23You don't have to wear a yellow coat.
29:25Oh.
29:27Hi, Mr Fairbrother.
29:28Time and again,
29:29he was on to them,
29:30but he managed to top them round in the end.
29:33Yes.
29:34Hey, you have something to show me?
29:35No, not in front of Gladys.
29:37He's a bit strong.
29:40As a matter of fact,
29:41I picked it up in a Chinese restaurant.
29:45Let's go.
29:59Let's go.
30:07Body.
30:22Bubbles.
30:23Bubbles.
30:35Go, go, go to the Holiday Rock.
30:57Ladies and gentlemen, isn't it funny how life just, you know, shit just ends up working out.
31:03You know, all this fussing, all this about to go lay the law down and didn't even need to move,
31:09you know, move a muscle, man.
31:11So anyways, if you made it this far, I don't know why, man.
31:14I got a little hungry on this episode after all.
31:16I kept talking about Chinese restaurants.
31:18So that will be the code word, Chinese restaurant, in the comments down below.
31:23Hold up.
31:23Ladies and gentlemen, number one, I hope that you enjoyed this episode.
31:27Somebody tell them, man, Ted, stop panicking, man, like Jonesy here.
31:31Don't panic.
31:32Don't panic.
31:32Things are going to work out.
31:34Listen, I can understand his frustration in the moments there.
31:37If you've been, you know, working 14 years and you're not wearing that yellow jacket, it would be kind of
31:43strange to up and, you know, change your routine, change, you know, change your attire.
31:47So I was with him on that stuff.
31:50But, you know, not at the expense of doing my boy dirty here.
31:53But, you know, all this fuss, all this moaning about we had some really strong and funny as hell scenes
32:01here.
32:01Some great lines, some great moments here.
32:04And it's made me fancy a little Chinese, man.
32:07I need a little pork fried rice, a little boneless ribs.
32:10That's my go-to order when I order out.
32:13Or I go in, you know, and go and go get some gruff, man.
32:16I love that.
32:17So I was getting a little hungry on this episode.
32:19But things have a way of just magically, automatically, eventually just working out.
32:26There's been times I was stressed out and shit, a pissed off, man, and you're worrying for nothing.
32:31So I'm glad that it worked out at the, you know, at the end of the day.
32:36But our boy, Jeff, you know, got himself, you know, it's unfortunate, you know, people do get divorced.
32:44So you feel for the guy.
32:45You're like, damn, man, such a nice guy.
32:47You'll feel bad for him here.
32:49And, you know, he's smuggling in, you know, bubbles here.
32:53But the coolest part, one of the funniest scenes here, there was a couple that I really enjoyed.
32:57One was Ted being pissed off in the room, man.
33:00That shit.
33:01Meanwhile, you are sleeping.
33:03You know, you don't have the bed to yourself, essentially.
33:07You know, you have your roommate here.
33:08Spike is out.
33:09He's down for the count.
33:11And this fucking guy, man, he's pissed off.
33:14He's lighting up his, you know, his cigarette.
33:16And this guy is making all the noise possible here.
33:20Yo, he was pissing me off in a good way, making me laugh as well here.
33:25I'm not mad, man.
33:27You know, this guy was heated here.
33:28Waking up poor Spike, man.
33:30And I almost got a flashback to, well, it was game on with T. Martin.
33:37We got to replace that with T. Spike on this episode.
33:40He did all that fucking noise shit.
33:43And it's, yo, it's your turn to make the damn T.
33:46So that was an incredibly funny moment.
33:48Again, him pacing back and forth, moaning a little bit, bitching and shit.
33:51But again, rightfully so, like I understand, you know, where he's coming from here.
33:56But, and it's not the first time that like, you know, he feels like going after my boy
34:01Jeffrey here.
34:04But I'm just glad that it worked out.
34:06So that scene there with, you know, him in his bedroom, making all these noise, all this
34:12racket.
34:12I love that one.
34:13But then the next one, and I think this one may rival it even more, it was the people
34:20eavesdropping.
34:21Now we've had eavesdropping type of characters, the eyes of the world, you know, people have
34:26to know.
34:27But this one could take the cake as well.
34:29I think it's going to be a funny moment here because you got everybody misinterpreting
34:34or hearing whatever they want to hear.
34:37You know, you're hearing a sound and it makes it more exciting because when you have someone
34:42who's quiet, more reserved, you know, more different than the rest of the cast, you know,
34:50for the most part, minus Barry and the lady there.
34:53But you hear him shit like, well, he's not the type of guy that's going to be having ladies,
34:58different ladies there.
34:59So when your mind starts racing and starts processing different ways, you know, different
35:05scenarios and stuff.
35:06So you had the girls, you know, Sylvia and the rest of the gang, Mary, and then you had
35:10Barry and crew listening in.
35:12And obviously later into the day, you notice that Gladys is upset too.
35:18So when she's there, I'm like, ah, shit, what did she hear, man?
35:21So I thought that was such a great moment, such funny moments there with just people,
35:26you know, misinterpreting or just listening in and making up their, piecing up their own
35:31story together.
35:32So Barry's moments there were funny.
35:35The girls, you know, Mary was like, I think Mary was like, oh man, I kind of look at him
35:39in a new light and shit like that.
35:41You know, you see him in different.
35:42And when you have someone, again, that's more reserved, more laid back, more chill, and
35:47not as, you know, like everybody else that's part of the gang there, it's more exciting.
35:53I don't know.
35:53It's different.
35:54You know, it stands out.
35:56So that's what I love about Jeff or Jeffrey, you know, Gladys is loving him.
36:01I love how she's always kind of like hinting and stuff.
36:03And she went for the kiss and this guy's like, I don't like the next day or whatever time.
36:08It's like, it's nothing and shit.
36:10So I'm like, damn, man.
36:11I liked how when she asked him a question and he was like, no, it just, it's like, he
36:18just shits on it just gently, man.
36:21And, you know, some people got it like that, you know, but yo, she keeps coming back for
36:26more.
36:26So that was great.
36:28Obviously the hired agent guy, you know, to take photos, you know, the wife is doing
36:33some dirty shit to try to see if he's doing some bad stuff, you know, cause you're going
36:37to try to get more, you know, like most, you know, they want more than that 50, 50 shit
36:42here.
36:42They want to take everything, man.
36:44So, but she didn't want the dog.
36:45So that got me sad.
36:46I was like, damn, man, poor bubbles here, but great episode, very enjoyable, funny moments.
36:52You know, spike a lot of times is the conscience there, you know, the voice of reason a little
36:57bit, but I'm just glad that our boy Ted didn't have to go to that kind of flank, but you
37:03know,
37:03that temptation was there, you know, he, you know, he wants to get his way.
37:07So I kind of liked that, you know, Ted feels a sort of way because at the same time, his
37:13job in his eyes was supposed to be his, you know what I mean?
37:16Until they hired, you know, the, you basically, you know, it was Cambridge, uh, bozo to him,
37:22you know, in his words and shit like that.
37:23Cause he had a lot of war, you know, again, you know, all this shit that he was saying,
37:29man, in those moments, that shit was crazy.
37:31Spike was like me, but yo, this cast is good.
37:35The adventures are good.
37:37Um, keeps me on my toes.
37:39It, it, it, it also, you know, makes me feel good watching the show.
37:42So that's always a benefit right there.
37:43And besides making me laugh, I feel good after watching another episode.
37:46I hope that you did as well.
37:49As always, leave your thoughts down below enough of my yap and don't forget to hit that subscribe.
37:53I'll see you soon for some more.
37:54Peace.
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