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07:15Oh my god, it's juice upon juice, upon deuce, lots of effort, now we're talking. Chloe, juice me.
07:23Er, I've done a paper mache of my butt.
07:28God almighty, what's wrong with your paper?
07:33It's juicy.
07:33That's not your butt.
07:35Yeah, I've been squatting for Taskmaster.
07:39It is also, when you turn it, a juice blender.
07:46Lovely bit of work.
07:48Greg, do you want to guess where the juice comes out of?
07:50Oh, God.
07:53I'm not sure he's going to like this photo.
08:03I mean, it's one of the worst things I've ever seen.
08:07All right, here we go. I'm giving Richard two points.
08:10Ah.
08:10I'm going to give three points to Chloe and Matt,
08:13four points to Nina for getting the juice out of you,
08:16but five points is fruit playing tennis.
08:19Juice.
08:20Five points to Izzy City.
08:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
08:23I can't hear that.
08:26Alex, let's start with the task proper, please.
08:28Got it.
08:29And this one features sage advice for any future Taskmaster contestants.
08:41Hey, now.
08:42Shall I sit down?
08:43Yes.
08:44There's the chair.
08:45There's the table.
08:45There's the task.
08:46I had wondered.
08:48There's the task.
08:49There's the task.
08:50It's exciting, isn't it?
08:52I feel quite led by that, yeah.
08:55Find and complete the actual task.
08:59Why?
09:00Everything you say from now on must be a question.
09:03If you say something that isn't a question,
09:05one minute will be added to your time, will it?
09:07Your time starts now.
09:10Now look under the table.
09:13We're off.
09:14Are we?
09:17Are you all right with this one, Izzy?
09:20Happy?
09:20Are you all right with it?
09:21I'm fine with it, yeah.
09:22Are you all right with it?
09:23Am I all right with it?
09:26Does the pig fly?
09:27Does the pig fly?
09:29Yes.
09:35Does it?
09:36Just it.
09:38I think we should just get straight onto it, all right?
09:40Ask me if I want to see it.
09:42Do you want to see it?
09:42Does the pig fly?
09:45OK, we're going to start with those three on the left there.
09:48Chloe, Izzy and Matt.
09:50So you want me to look under the table?
09:52Yes, please, Matt.
09:59Is this the only table?
10:01Are you seriously expecting me to look under every table?
10:08Have I just found the next clue?
10:12There are a lot of tables, aren't there?
10:14Oh, yeah, there's loads of tables.
10:16How many tables are in this house?
10:19Philosophically, what are we counting as a table?
10:23Oh, this is too much for me, I think it is.
10:26Don't you?
10:29Is this the tiniest table of them all?
10:32No.
10:33Is this the smallest envelope in the building?
10:35No.
10:36What is a table?
10:37Are you a table?
10:41Did you look under the table in the lab?
10:44Is it in here?
10:47What is that?
10:49Is this something?
10:50That's a water table, yeah.
10:53You want me to lift this up so I can look underneath it?
10:56What is the atomic number of hydrogen?
10:58Yeah, just wondering.
11:00Do you think it might be two?
11:01I don't know, I don't know how you find out these things.
11:04Hello?
11:05Table?
11:10Are you comfortable?
11:14Did I forget to look under that table?
11:16Have you looked at the columns?
11:20Is this the sort of thing you like doing periodically?
11:24Do you?
11:28Is there a periodic table in the house?
11:31Of course, it's the Toughmaster House.
11:37When is a table not a table?
11:44When it's a periodic table?
11:46Are there columns in this room?
11:48Definitely got columns.
11:50Ha!
11:51There's a...
11:52Is that a periodic table?
11:56Is this the one I missed?
11:59Say your seven times table fastest wins.
12:03Fastest wins.
12:04Seven followed by 14.
12:0628, 35, 42, 63, 70.
12:10Up to 12, please.
12:1277, 84.
12:14I'll stop the clock.
12:18Well done, Matt.
12:20Do I still have to talk in questions?
12:22No, but I think you always will now.
12:29Good. They all seem to do the task very well.
12:32There was certainly more urgency to Chloe's attempt than perhaps Matt's.
12:36Would that be fair?
12:37Well, I've got a lot on.
12:40Matt only made two mistakes in terms of the questions.
12:43Did I only make two?
12:46Er, is he also two mistakes?
12:48What do you mean, mistakes?
12:50Not asking questions.
12:53Does the pig fly?
12:56Can you give us an example of the statements that we made rather than questions, please?
13:00You said, I don't know and I'm going outside.
13:03That does sound like something I would say.
13:07Do we have a stop now?
13:09Are you having a nice time?
13:11Does Alex give you the creeps even though he hasn't technically done anything wrong?
13:15Me too.
13:16We'll see you after the break.
13:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:26Welcome back!
13:27It's part two where we're in the middle of a task where they have to find the actual task.
13:32Do they? And everything they say must be a question.
13:35Yes, it's fastest wins now for two people from the 1970s.
13:39It's Richard and Nina.
13:42You could call this a console table.
13:45Was that a question?
13:47Yeah.
13:49Is everything a question so long as it goes up at the end?
13:54That's arguable.
13:55Do you think I would be wise to head out?
13:58Not necessarily.
14:00OK.
14:01I think OK is letting you down.
14:03OK is a question.
14:05It can be a question.
14:06OK.
14:07It's not always a question.
14:08Isn't it?
14:09I'm being too slow, aren't I? I'm enjoying the questions too much, aren't I?
14:14OK. I'll go outside, won't I?
14:18Hello.
14:20Hello is a nice thing to say, isn't it?
14:24No, that wasn't very good.
14:25What is the atomic number of hydrogen?
14:29I don't straightforwardly know anything.
14:32I don't know why I'm here.
14:34I don't know why I woke up.
14:35I don't know what life is.
14:46How do you describe this period of your life?
14:50It's easy to use words like waste, isn't it?
14:53It is.
14:56Are you in your element?
14:59Am I ever?
15:03I think that was French.
15:05Où se trouve le tableau pertinent?
15:09Huh.
15:17You expect me to read this?
15:20Have you looked under the periodic table above the portrait of Greg in the living room?
15:26What do you think?
15:26I don't think you have.
15:31Lovely?
15:32Lovely.
15:34Say your...
15:35Seven times table.
15:3814, 21, 28...
15:407, 14, 21, 28, 35, 42, 49, 56, 63, 70, 77, 84.
15:46I'll stop the clock. Well done, Richard.
15:47Thank you.
15:4977, 84.
15:51Stop the clock. Well done.
15:54Oh.
15:57Oh.
16:02APPLAUSE
16:04Oh, in many ways, the highlight of the task, really.
16:07Oh.
16:09Richard had an existential crisis and didn't ask a lot of questions halfway through.
16:14Just a lot of statements.
16:1566 non-question.
16:1966 non-questions is the title of my new album.
16:23LAUGHTER
16:25I mean, there were things like...
16:28I didn't know that was a shed.
16:30Because torture can get heavy.
16:32We don't have bird tables in my culture.
16:3666 non-questions.
16:38Compared to two, two, two and three from Nina.
16:41I think Nina only made two mistakes because she said,
16:45hello is a nice thing to say, isn't it?
16:46And there was a...
16:47It was cancelled out.
16:49Why?
16:49That's a question.
16:50I can't remember...
16:52Well, I remembered.
16:53You know why?
16:54Because I don't hate women.
16:56LAUGHTER
17:02I did think that was uncharacteristically harsh, Alex.
17:06Is there any...?
17:06Oh, it's very characteristic, believe me.
17:10This is the one, Nina, we have punished you for.
17:14Hello is a nice thing to say, isn't it?
17:18No, that wasn't very good.
17:19Hello is a nice thing to say, isn't it?
17:21It's clearly a question.
17:23I think it's a question.
17:24I think you thought the sentence had ended,
17:26and the isn't it was appended.
17:29Oh, thank you. I don't think it was a question.
17:31It was. You...
17:32But that's not what I think.
17:33That's only what you do in your campaign against women.
17:37LAUGHTER
17:40I'm overruling you. It was clearly a question in my mind.
17:43Can you strike one of my 66?
17:45LAUGHTER
17:46So, Chloe, Izzy, Matt and Nina all made just two mistakes.
17:50Yes.
17:50Compared to Richard's 66, which means...
17:53Which means what? Richard's the winner, I suppose.
17:56LAUGHTER
17:57Unfortunately, Richard gets just the one point,
17:59because he took 117 minutes and 30 seconds.
18:02LAUGHTER
18:03Chloe gets two points.
18:05They were the second-slowest.
18:0714 minutes, 55 with your two-minute penalty.
18:09Then we have Matt, 10 minutes, 29.
18:11Nina, 9 minutes, 05.
18:13But it's five points to Izzy, with eight minutes and 49 seconds.
18:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:19Wow.
18:21Not bad for someone who's usually just tottering around on her high heels.
18:25OK.
18:26LAUGHTER
18:29And I demand to see a scoreboard.
18:31Well, Izzy has come last in the first three episodes of the series,
18:35but she is currently crushing it with a maximum 10 points!
18:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:42Do you have another sash for me?
18:44Ooh, good news, I do.
18:46Unfortunately, this one is the pits.
19:02Thanks.
19:03I was worried I wouldn't be able to get through.
19:05LAUGHTER
19:07We've decided we're really going to try and win this.
19:11Yeah.
19:12Quite a little mirroring going on.
19:15LAUGHTER
19:19Ah, do you want to...
19:21Yeah, go on then.
19:22OK.
19:24You're good at reading.
19:26Create the most powerful piece of art...
19:30Involving one or more of your armpits.
19:37You have 15 minutes.
19:39Involving.
19:40Involving.
19:41OK.
19:42Powerful.
19:43Involving one or more of your armpits.
19:49Your time starts now.
19:52I have alopecia, so full disclosure, I have a little armpit hair,
19:55but not a lot.
19:56There's evidence to suggest...
19:58Yeah.
19:58..that maybe you don't have a lot of armpit hair.
20:01You know why armpits paint using their hands and feet?
20:05Oh, yeah.
20:06Could we somehow smear paint into our armpits
20:08and put that onto paper?
20:10Yeah.
20:13How about you?
20:14Under one of my armpits there's a third head.
20:17Yeah.
20:18Guys, is there any possibility that we could...
20:20Go slower?
20:21If we could really keep on task?
20:24That's probably not going to happen that well.
20:27OK, so, look, just think about it.
20:28We've got...
20:29There's nothing to lean on in this place.
20:30We've got one armpit here, one armpit.
20:31Lean on me.
20:33Who are you?
20:33Benny King?
20:34Yeah.
20:35Thank you.
20:35Thank you.
20:36I'm here all week.
20:37Benny King.
20:41APPLAUSE
20:46Chloe's reaction to a Benny King joke made twice was perfect.
20:51It was the grumpiest face we've seen so far.
20:54Did you capture the grumpy face?
20:55Yes, I did.
20:55Here we go.
20:57LAUGHTER
20:58They didn't like that, did they?
21:00The thing is, like, edited at home, it's very charming to watch.
21:05Yeah, it's whimsical.
21:06But when you're getting the raw, live footage, it's incredibly frustrating.
21:13Richard, you said that under your armpit is a third head,
21:16and I suppose what I'm intrigued by is, what is the second head that you refer to?
21:22LAUGHTER
21:30The third head swallowed it.
21:33LAUGHTER
21:35Wow.
21:36First up, with four armpits between them, it's Izzy and Nina.
21:40What colour paper do you like? White.
21:42Yeah, let's try white.
21:46Is it hot? Is it...?
21:47OK, let's...
21:49Oh, this is really good.
21:54It's gonna catch on.
21:56OK.
21:56OK.
21:59Is this powerful?
22:02Yeah.
22:03Ooh, it's quite tiring.
22:05I'm black now, aren't you?
22:09Yes.
22:15Brilliant.
22:16Brilliant.
22:17Brilliant.
22:18Brilliant.
22:20Brilliant.
22:20That's good.
22:31Both of you, very tight grips with your armpits.
22:34I don't think I've ever gripped anything with it before.
22:36Never that strong before, no.
22:39OK, here we go.
22:40Thank you.
22:40Thank you.
22:47I mean, it looked like a 1970s porn film occasionally.
22:51There's something about watching us from the backs.
22:54Like...
22:55We had to be so precise.
22:57It looked so gross from behind.
22:59Very uncertain lovers.
23:02Um...
23:04What a lovely title for a film, Uncertain Lovers.
23:08I mean, I have never gripped anything.
23:10Well, you said, I wrote it down, you said,
23:12I don't think I've ever gripped anything with it before,
23:14and I thought, I don't think I've ever gripped anything
23:16with my armpit before.
23:17No.
23:18But Nina said, no, never this strong.
23:22LAUGHTER
23:24The implication is, you've gripped something lightly with it.
23:29LAUGHTER
23:31LAUGHTER
23:33Well, this is their powerful piece of art,
23:36done only with armpits.
23:38LAUGHTER
23:40Oh, my God.
23:41It's so... It's really, like, arty.
23:43It's quite like Picasso, isn't it?
23:45Yeah.
23:45I mean, Dad, question mark.
23:47LAUGHTER
23:48It is what was done so to me.
23:52LAUGHTER
23:52Death, love.
23:54Joe?
23:54Job, job.
23:55Job.
23:58Lovely.
23:59Lovely.
24:00Lovely, though.
24:00Undeniably powerful.
24:02It asks questions.
24:03Yeah.
24:04It's time for an armpit stop and a little treat.
24:06Alex is going to play us into the break with his armpit.
24:09Hmm.
24:11LAUGHTER
24:17Bye.
24:23APPLAUSE
24:28Hello and welcome back to the third part of the show.
24:31The current task involves armpits and art.
24:34Yes, and the most powerful piece of armpit-based art wins.
24:37So let's have a look at the team of three.
24:46MUSIC PLAYS
24:52ludzie
24:53Are you okay?
25:00Yes, you do.
25:01I mean, you are too.
25:04You do.
25:08It's a big deal.Men,
25:09you are too scared. Look.
25:15Not any
25:15kind of little bit... I can't
25:16scared. But it's
25:17But it's
25:17out of my mind. That's good.
25:17to be scared. I see. The
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25:51Eeeh...
25:51Eeeh...
25:55Eeeh...
25:59Eeeh...
25:59Eeeh...
26:00Good to see the artist taking their work seriously.
26:03Um, look, it didn't come out as we envisaged it.
26:08Speak for yourself.
26:11That's exactly what I imagined it would be like.
26:14What we were going for was not the scream...
26:18Yeah.
26:18..but the burp.
26:20Yes.
26:20And then we thought it would be nice for the breeze to flow
26:23through my ample armpit hair.
26:26Yes.
26:26The breeze was the burp.
26:28No, the burp was the burp, Matt.
26:30Oh, sorry.
26:32Is a googly-eyed character who lives in an armpit who does a big burp,
26:37is it as powerful as the scream?
26:39Oh, I think in many ways it's more...
26:41..it's more vital.
26:44LAUGHTER
26:45How so?
26:46I think...
26:46Because I think it has an urgency to it.
26:50LAUGHTER
26:50Could I have some insight as to why the main character lost their eye?
26:55I feel they burped their own eye off.
26:58LAUGHTER
26:58Wow.
27:00It not only burped both of its eyes off, it burped its own mouth off.
27:05Yes.
27:05In a way, it was a kind of act of self-erasure
27:08that I find almost unbearably moving.
27:12LAUGHTER
27:14These are the two powerful works of art, side by side.
27:18LAUGHTER
27:19I'd go and see that band.
27:23I mean, there's barely anything between these two great pieces.
27:26What slightly separates them in terms of the power
27:30is the choice to put two googly eyes on your armpit.
27:33LAUGHTER
27:34So you're saying that that was more powerful?
27:37No.
27:38Ah.
27:39LAUGHTER
27:39I'm giving five points to the group of two,
27:43four points to the group of three,
27:45and that's purely because I cannot take googly eyes seriously.
27:49OK.
27:52Right, then, let's have another task right now.
27:55Yes, and finally, it's off to work for the comedians.
28:11Oh, no, it's this way round.
28:13Is it this way round?
28:14That was smooth, wasn't it?
28:15Yeah.
28:16Here we are at the steam factory.
28:18Wow, it's very substantial.
28:20It is very substantial.
28:22Sorry, coffee.
28:24Is it fine to have hot drinks in the steam factory?
28:27I'd have thought it was made for it.
28:29LAUGHTER
28:30I've always wanted to work in a steam factory.
28:32Now you do.
28:33Or do you?
28:34Or do I?
28:39Are you doing the whole thing?
28:42I'm tempted to.
28:44LAUGHTER
28:47I'll have one more and then I'm in.
28:50LAUGHTER
28:50Convince everyone you are wearing the official workplace earpiece.
28:55Or, if you are wearing the official workplace earpiece,
28:59convince everyone that you are not.
29:01If you are wearing the official workplace earpiece,
29:04you must obey all five instructions.
29:07If the taskmaster fails to identify the worker,
29:10the worker gets five points.
29:12If a fellow contestant mistakenly accuses someone else
29:14of being the worker, that person gets five points.
29:17Oh, OK.
29:18Nobody else gets any points.
29:21You have five minutes.
29:22Well, time starts on the whistle.
29:25So, Richard, all five of you will be wearing earpieces.
29:28Only one of them is the official worker's earpiece.
29:30Yep.
29:31So, you've got a minute to acclimatise yourself with the factory.
29:35Unit number four.
29:37OK.
29:38Are you ready to leave?
29:39Yeah.
29:39It's time to go and put on your earpiece.
29:43That's my agent.
29:45I just heard a single gunshot.
29:49Right.
29:50I know.
29:57OK.
29:58I don't honestly know if I fully understand,
30:01so perhaps you'd like to explain it.
30:02So, all five of them were given earpieces,
30:06but only one was the official worker's earpiece.
30:09They're going to be fed instructions to the worker into their ear,
30:12and they have to obey the instructions.
30:13The others have to pretend to be fed instructions.
30:15Ah.
30:16They did all get the same first instruction and the same last one.
30:20OK.
30:20OK.
30:20If you fail to spot the worker...
30:22Right.
30:23..that person will get five points.
30:24If a fellow contestant mistakenly accuses someone else
30:27of being the worker, that person gets five points.
30:30So, watch this and try to work out who the worker is.
30:32I already think I know.
30:35You haven't seen it yet?
30:36Yeah.
30:36OK.
30:37Now, here are the first three workers.
30:40Richard, Nina and Matt.
30:45Hello, Richard.
30:46Hi.
30:47Instruction number one.
30:48Answer the phone and say you are ready for work.
30:53It hadn't rung yet, Richard.
30:56Hi.
30:59Where's the phone?
31:01Oh.
31:01Answer the phone and say you are ready for work.
31:04I'm ready for work.
31:06Yep, I'm ready for work.
31:07I'm hugely excited to be here at work.
31:11and ready to do what I can to help.
31:14You work here, do you?
31:16Instruction...
31:16Sorry.
31:17...number two.
31:17Yep.
31:19I've got a sign in.
31:20Where's the sign in?
31:23Oh, oh, OK.
31:25Oh, I suppose that goes in there.
31:26Yep.
31:28Yep.
31:28Yeah.
31:29You know, it's just up to you, really.
31:31But the point is, is that, um...
31:34You don't have to parent them.
31:41What were you doing?
31:42I had to do it four times.
31:44OK.
31:46What are you doing?
31:47I've been asked to magnify...
31:52...whatever I want.
31:54Instruction number three.
31:56OK.
31:56So now I have to measure the bilge.
31:59Oh, it's here.
32:00I don't really need that.
32:02Um, it's zero.
32:03Zero bilge?
32:04Yeah.
32:07Ah, there we go.
32:10That's moving along.
32:11Lovely.
32:12I could tap on all the glass I could see.
32:15Ugh.
32:16Instruction number four.
32:23Mushrooms.
32:25Why did you say mushrooms after turning the handle?
32:28I was told to by the boss.
32:30Oh, OK.
32:31Well, it's probably just turning this.
32:34Instruction number five.
32:36Cheers to the taskmaster.
32:39Rip up the envelope.
32:41All right.
32:41I don't know.
32:48I'm hiding.
32:49Right.
32:51I might clock off now.
32:54Well, that was a good day's work.
32:56Now salute.
32:57Salute the factory.
32:59And leave the factory.
33:01OK.
33:02Bye-bye.
33:03Yep.
33:05Hmm.
33:06Interesting.
33:06Right.
33:07OK.
33:09Don't give anything away.
33:10Any early suspicions, Greg?
33:12I do have suspicions already, yeah.
33:14OK.
33:15Anyone want to say anything?
33:16I'm suspicious of Richard because I don't know that he would hop voluntarily.
33:24I think such whimsy has to be instructed and forced upon.
33:27That is character-based and shrewd.
33:31I don't believe you've ever hopped before in your life.
33:35I would venture he would only hop if not us.
33:39I think he's more likely to hop if he's told not to hop.
33:44You mean he's quite a contrarian?
33:47Is this round called What's Wrong With Richard?
33:50LAUGHTER
33:52That's the end of part three.
33:54Who is going to take home a mouth, a mullet, two bums and some fruit playing tennis?
33:59Yes.
33:59Find out soon.
34:04APPLAUSE
34:09Welcome.
34:10Welcome back.
34:11It's the final part of the show and we're trying to work out who is wearing the official
34:14workplace earpiece.
34:15Yes, it's so bloody tricky and I know the answer.
34:18What?!
34:19Who's left up?
34:20Well, give us a Chloe and Izzy wearing the official earpiece.
34:25Yes, it's Chloe and Izzy.
34:26That's fun, isn't it?
34:27Here we go.
34:30Instruction number one.
34:31Answer the phone and say you are ready for work.
34:34Hello.
34:34I'm ready for work.
34:37Does that happen every day at the factory?
34:39Oh, yeah.
34:39Tough boss.
34:40It's OK.
34:41Yeah.
34:41What's the boss's name?
34:43Arnin.
34:44Pardon?
34:45Arnin.
34:45Arnin?
34:46Yeah.
34:47Where's he from?
34:48He's from, erm, Morecambe.
34:53Instruction number two.
34:55You just have to check that that's closed.
34:59Instruction number two.
35:00I'm turning on the number four.
35:03Tell me what you're doing at the moment.
35:05So I'm just doing a bit of work.
35:07You don't mind if I do a bit of work, do you?
35:08On which machine?
35:09Um, unit number four.
35:12Instruction number three.
35:13I'm just checking that unit number four is fully lubricated.
35:19Instruction number three.
35:20Ah!
35:21What happened?
35:22Top.
35:23What time's your lunch break?
35:24One moment, please.
35:25Instruction number four.
35:27OK.
35:29OK.
35:30I'm now going to chant the company motto.
35:33Advance with steam, less progress store.
35:36Alex, do it with me.
35:38Advance with steam, less progress store.
35:42Instruction number four.
35:43Instruction number four.
35:44One, two, three.
35:46Time to make steam if you don't.
35:53Sorry, say it again, is it?
35:54One, two, three.
35:56Time to make steam if you don't.
35:58Time to make steam if you don't.
36:00What's that?
36:01It's just a motto.
36:02That's the motto?
36:03Yeah.
36:04Arnin makes us sing it every 20 minutes.
36:07Instruction number five.
36:09Instruction number five.
36:12That's looking shiny, that.
36:14One, two, three.
36:16Time to make steam if you don't.
36:18Now salute and leave the factory.
36:21I think that's pretty much me done for the day.
36:25That wasn't part of it.
36:27Let me talk to work.
36:29OK.
36:31Interesting.
36:34Did it easy not give herself away then with her one, two, three, time to make steam?
36:39What's the last thing?
36:40If you don't.
36:40If you don't.
36:42Is that likely to come from head office if you don't?
36:45Yeah, yeah, because then if I don't, mmm, you know, I won't get any porridge or, you know, if you
36:52don't.
36:52Because the steam workers, that's their reward, isn't it?
36:55A lovely bowl of porridge.
36:56Yeah.
36:58Yeah.
36:58If you don't, rats on your plate.
37:04OK, Izzy's not the official worker.
37:07What do you think?
37:08Shall we vote?
37:09Yeah, I'm ready.
37:10OK, so I'm going to give you a piece of card each.
37:12If you could all write one name of who you think the worker is.
37:15Do you think you know, Greg?
37:16Yeah.
37:17So remember, if you're not the worker and you get accused of being the worker, you get five points.
37:21If you are the worker and he doesn't spot you, you also get five points.
37:24Greg, I'm going to ask you, who is the official worker?
37:29Well, I think that the official worker is...
37:36..Nina Conti.
37:37OK.
37:39Chloe, who did you vote for?
37:42Nina Conti.
37:44Izzy?
37:46Chloe Pats.
37:47Pats.
37:49Well...
37:51The reason I'm voting for this person is because...
37:56You know, I just don't think they're really enjoying their time on the show.
37:59And I just think they'd have a better time if they went home.
38:03Nina.
38:04Three.
38:04Three votes for Nina.
38:06Nina.
38:07I voted for...
38:09Time to make steam if you don't.
38:12LAUGHTER
38:14And finally...
38:15Richard.
38:16Nina.
38:17Nina.
38:17A lot of people think Nina is the worker, including the taskmaster.
38:21It's time to find out who was wearing...
38:23Can we keep these pens?
38:25Yes, you can keep...
38:27LAUGHTER
38:28So it's time to find out who was wearing the official worker's earpiece.
38:33Hello, Izzy.
38:34Hello.
38:34Everyone's been talking about who they think is the official worker.
38:37Have they?
38:38Would you be able to reveal if you were the official worker or not?
38:40Yeah.
38:41I can reveal...
38:42That...
38:43I...
38:44I know, show business.
38:47I...
38:49Was...
38:49Not the official worker.
38:51I was not an official worker.
38:53You were not.
38:54I did...
38:55Not have the official earpiece.
38:57Shall I tell the truth?
39:01Yes, I was.
39:02You're the official worker.
39:03Check the number five booster pump reading.
39:06Unit number four.
39:07Don't mind if I do a bit of work, do you?
39:08On which machine?
39:09Unit number four.
39:10What?
39:11Pretend something is hot.
39:12One, two, three.
39:13You're the motto of the factory.
39:16Time to make steam.
39:16Stretch vigorously.
39:18One, two, three.
39:19Time to make steam if you don't.
39:21Now salute and leave the factory.
39:24What were you listening to?
39:25Er, I was listening to Joel Dummett, er, screaming in my ear.
39:30What were you listening to?
39:31Rampant man losing his mind.
39:33A rampant man?
39:34Were you?
39:35It wasn't me, no.
39:36It was someone deranged.
39:38Whoa!
39:40Oh, my God!
39:41It's going to rain!
39:43It's going to rain!
39:43The Masked Singer!
39:44Yeah.
39:44How are you?
39:46I'm never going to watch The Masked Singer ever again.
39:50Thank you, mate.
39:54Wow.
39:56Hang on.
39:56So, the official company slogan,
40:00if you don't, was given to you?
40:02No, no, I made that up.
40:03All she...
40:04Weirdly, she was just told to chant the official motto
40:06and that's what she chose.
40:08Oh!
40:09Which was confusing.
40:10That's why I ruled you out,
40:11because I thought, well, they're not going to get her
40:12to say, if you don't, silence.
40:15Why not?
40:16Incredible.
40:17So, Arnon was real?
40:19Arnon...
40:20Well, again...
40:21No.
40:23There's an enormous backstory invented by Izzy, not me.
40:27And I based my guess purely on the fact,
40:29just as we were about to watch the video,
40:31Nina went like this.
40:34I did!
40:35A bit of acting!
40:37Nina was slightly unlucky,
40:38because you only get five points,
40:39even though you fooled three people.
40:41But because you fooled anyone, you get five points.
40:42Chloe also fooled someone, so they get five points.
40:45Izzy gets five points,
40:46because you did not spot the real worker.
40:48The two men get nothing, which I'm so happy about.
40:50LAUGHTER
40:53Well done, what's happening?
40:55Thank you.
40:56Can you look at the scores, please?
40:58Oh.
40:58If you don't.
41:00Oh.
41:01I want my porridge.
41:02OK.
41:06It's, um...
41:07It's tied to the top, but there's only two of them.
41:10It's a team of two.
41:10Nina's on 18, and Izzy's on 20 points.
41:14Maximum.
41:14Maximum points.
41:16Maximum points.
41:18All right, everybody, make your way to the stage
41:20for the final task of the show!
41:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:31Hello, Greg.
41:32Who's going to read the task?
41:33Chloe Pett, please.
41:35Draw the picture described by the taskmaster
41:38while making eye contact with the taskmaster.
41:41You can only look at your picture
41:43while the taskmaster is shouting,
41:44Bayou Tapestry!
41:46You have until the taskmaster tells you to stop.
41:50Right.
41:50Worth having a pen out.
41:51Please start making eye contact with the taskmaster.
41:53When he shouts Bayou Tapestry, you may open your lips.
41:56Most accurate wins.
41:57Here we go.
41:58Are you ready?
41:59Yeah.
41:59There is a mighty chariot.
42:02Gold.
42:04Four wheels at the front.
42:07One wheel to steer.
42:11And skis at the back.
42:15Bayou Tapestry!
42:23Stop!
42:25It is being dragged by a mighty horse.
42:30Oh, fuck!
42:31Also, a pair of hippos.
42:35Oh, you are a piece of work.
42:38And the horse has only three legs.
42:43Bayou!
42:46Hang on.
42:46All the way open place also.
42:48Ah!
42:49A pair of streets!
42:52Don't.
42:52Show your lips!
42:53Show your lips, please!
42:56Don't worry.
42:57OK.
42:58It is riding one of the hippos.
43:02What?
43:02What?
43:03A mob chases the chariot.
43:06Oh, you need to sort your head out.
43:10It's a summer's day.
43:13There is a rainbow.
43:15And you can also see the moon.
43:18Because that happens sometimes.
43:24Mayor Tapestry!
43:26OK, shut it.
43:27Richard didn't even open it that time.
43:30Oh.
43:32And the chariot rider is Sam Rider.
43:37The beautiful, long-haired singer from Eurovision.
43:42Who has just had all of his hair shaved off.
43:47Oh, you!
43:48You twat!
43:52Hands down.
43:53Hands down.
43:54OK.
43:54Shall we look at the tapestry?
43:55It's a classic.
43:56Let's go.
43:56Pop it in the frame.
43:59Wow!
44:00A lot to do.
44:03The moon, the sun, no rainbow.
44:05Oh, I forgot about the rainbow.
44:08You've got the two cats.
44:10Two giant hippocats.
44:12Clearly, clearly hippos.
44:14Lovely.
44:15I'm going to go to Izzy.
44:17Oh, my God.
44:19I see two big potatoes next to the mob.
44:25They're hippos' heads.
44:27Oh!
44:28And the hippos are urinating on the horse?
44:33Like in the Bayeux Tapestry.
44:36OK.
44:37Hello, Matt.
44:38Hello.
44:41Definitely a rainbow.
44:42Mm-hmm.
44:43Then...
44:43Yeah.
44:44...one hippo under the big mushroom.
44:48Er, that's two hippos.
44:50They are, erm, conjoined.
44:53Have you seen enough, Greg?
44:54I've seen enough.
44:55OK, Matt, back to your spot, please.
44:57Hi, Nina.
44:58Hello.
44:59OK.
45:00I see your moon.
45:01I see the sun.
45:02Where's the rainbow?
45:03This one.
45:04Oh.
45:06Yes.
45:07The beautiful two-coloured rainbow.
45:10This skis.
45:11And who is riding the skis?
45:14I didn't ask anyone to be riding the skis.
45:16No, it's being chased after her legs are flying backwards
45:19because she's coming so far.
45:20Oh, she is the mob?
45:21She's a one-woman mob?
45:22I thought you said mum.
45:24LAUGHTER
45:25Chased by an angry mum.
45:26Yeah.
45:27OK, Nina, back to the spot.
45:28Thank you.
45:29OK, last one.
45:31OK, there's some gold on the carriage.
45:32I'm happy with that.
45:33There's an angry mob.
45:34What's above the angry mob?
45:36I don't know that I ever look down.
45:39LAUGHTER
45:40I guess it's the sun.
45:42Yep.
45:43It is the sun.
45:44Er, point out the hippos to me and the horses.
45:48LAUGHTER
45:54OK, Greg.
45:55I enjoyed them all very much.
45:57I'm going to give Richard and Matt two points each.
46:00Yes, cos they're the worst.
46:02Because they're the worst.
46:04Purely because of the lack of colour,
46:06I'm going to give Nina three points.
46:09Right.
46:10Izzy, four points.
46:10Chloe, five.
46:11There we go.
46:12Five points to Chloe, five!
46:15Come on down.
46:16We'll add that to the final scores.
46:19APPLAUSE
46:25Wow.
46:26Hasn't there been a lot of creativity this episode?
46:29There really has, isn't there?
46:31So, in the series, Izzy has now gone up to third place
46:36from rock bottom, just behind Chloe and then Nina's in the lead.
46:39But this episode, Izzy Sooty wins with 24 points!
46:42Wow!
46:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:45Izzy Sooty wins!
46:46Please jog up to the jubilance with your juicy jumble!
46:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:18AND APPLAUSE
47:19AND APPLAUSE
47:20AND APPLAUSE
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47:21AND APPLAUSE