00:07T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the borough, the children were snuggled, their presents wrapped thorough.
00:17But this tale's not about presents, or Santa, or ponies.
00:22It's about three dudes, three bros, three ride-or-die homies.
00:32Gentlemen, 14 years ago, to this very night, I lost my parents.
00:36You guys have been with me every single Christmas since then.
00:40You knew, but tonight, we have decided to end this tradition.
00:44Chris is just too famous to hang out with us anymore, and Isaac's about to have a baby.
00:48You have been such a rock throughout this whole pregnancy.
00:51Tonight, just focus on yourself.
00:53Whoa, dreams?
00:55Is this cocaine?
00:56You haven't done cocaine for 11 years, I don't think.
00:59Yeah, no one has, I don't think.
01:05I have a present for you.
01:06We're going to the best Christmas party in New York City.
01:09So that gives us several hours to hit as many traditions as possible.
01:15To the end of an hour.
01:16I think the cocaine and the mushrooms are reacting poorly.
01:19You look insane, only your right eye is working.
01:22Do I look weird now?
01:23Yes, you look weird.
01:25Still weird.
01:28Weird-er.
01:30You guys missed her singing Miley Cyrus.
01:33She destroyed Wrecking Ball.
01:34You still like that song?
01:35Everybody does.
01:36You can cry to it.
01:38You can run to it.
01:39Yeah.
01:39You can party to it.
01:40Timeless.
01:49I'm going to be honest.
01:50I'm freaking out about having the baby.
01:52I'm supposed to be a rock, but I'm not a rock.
01:54How wasted are you right now?
01:56Hallelujah.
01:57Not that kind of church?
01:58No.
01:59Who's that guy?
02:00What guy?
02:01The guy on the cross.
02:02Jesus.
02:02Oh, Jesus.
02:03Is that what they think we did to him?
02:04Yeah.
02:04Can they tell I'm Jewish?
02:05Yes.
02:06You're a sweater.
02:08Don't you dare throw up in here.
02:10Swallow it like a girl would.
02:11I need a bark bag.
02:12A little bark bag.
02:18Is it still happening?
02:19It's still happening a little.
02:21We did not kill Jesus.
02:23We did not do that.
02:24I came in like a rockkeeper.
02:28We did not kill Jesus.
02:31You
