00:00Twas the night before Christmas
00:03And all through the borough
00:05The children were snuggled
00:07Their presents wrapped thorough
00:09But this tale's not about Santa or ponies
00:13It's about three dudes
00:15Three bros
00:16Three ride or die homies
00:18Fourteen years ago I lost my parents
00:22And you guys have been with me
00:23Every single Christmas since then
00:25You knew
00:26But tonight we have decided to end
00:29This tradition
00:29Chris is just too famous to hang out with us anymore
00:32And Isaac's about to have a baby
00:34This is for you
00:34A Wu-Tang onesie?
00:36Yeah
00:36Wu-Tang clan ain't nothing
00:38They can hear that
00:44I have a present for you
00:45We're going to the best Christmas party in New York City
00:48To the end of an era
00:50You missed her singing Miley Cyrus
00:52She destroyed Wrecking Ball
00:54You still like that song
00:55You can cry to it
00:56You can run to it
00:58Yeah
00:58You can party to it
00:59Timeless
00:59I'm freaking out about having the baby
01:10How wasted are you right now
01:12Who's that guy?
01:14What guy?
01:15The guy on the cross
01:16Jesus
01:16Oh Jesus
01:17Don't you dare throw love in here
01:19Swallow it like a girl would
01:20I need a bark bag
01:21No bark bags
01:22Fuck up
01:23A one
01:25A one
01:25Is it still happening?
01:26It's still happening a little bit
01:27A one
01:28A 1
01:28Иh
