00:06I feel so close to you right now.
00:13Welcome to Phi Lambda.
00:15Yay!
00:17Uh, hi. What are you doing?
00:19We don't hit joints in here.
00:20Your parties must suck.
00:21No, we don't throw parties here.
00:23In the United States,
00:24sororities are not allowed to throw parties in their own houses.
00:27Only brides can.
00:28This is a sexist, restrictive system.
00:30Who goes to our sorority?
00:31They can party the way that we want to.
00:33What's the name of our sorority?
00:34Kappa.
00:35Kappa Nu.
00:36Kappa Nu.
00:37We are the first sorority.
00:39Back in party.
00:40I own it.
00:42I own it.
00:42I own it.
00:43Welcome to our sorority, Kappa Nu.
00:50We're never gonna sell our house with a sorority living next door.
00:53What are we gonna do?
00:53Maybe it's not that bad.
00:54Girls are usually quiet.
00:55What?
00:56They don't really take hard drugs.
00:59And they're much smarter.
01:00Where are we?
01:04Oh no.
01:05They killed a girl.
01:06I'm a painkiller, bitch!
01:08Kappa Nu!
01:10We need somebody who can relate to stupid young people.
01:15Hey neighbors.
01:16Let's shut this shit down.
01:20For my theme song.
01:21My leather black jeans song.
01:23Good disguises everyone.
01:24You look like a psychopath.
01:25Hey, it's a clown, man.
01:26People love clowns.
01:27Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:29Stop doing that.
01:32They're trying to dismantle our sorority.
01:35I got an idea.
01:36We go with the airbag trick.
01:37That's not gonna work.
01:38If it worked with guys, why wouldn't it work for girls?
01:40Because guys are idiots.
01:46It's a little hard to call a cop without a phone.
01:48Give us that back!
01:49No!
01:51Oh!
01:51What the?
01:52It's called a cork, dumbass!
01:54Give old people's own!
01:58Those girls are out of control.
01:59Get away from me!
02:01They're using their sexuality as a weapon.
02:03Someone help me!
02:04Get out of here, you animals!
02:07This isn't working!
02:08You're only making them sexier!
02:10They don't understand that there's no I in sorority.
02:13There's two actually.
02:14There's actually there's just one.
02:15No, that's a Y.
02:16No in the middle.
02:17That's an O.
02:18S-O-R-O-I-T-I-T-Y.
02:22Sorority?
02:23That's how you spell it.
02:24You think the titty is silent?
02:27Stop it!
02:29Stop it!
02:30Stop it!
