00:08My father always had a saying, when a day starts like this, it's all uphill from here.
00:12Uphill? No, it's all downhill from here.
00:15But everybody wants to be up, nobody wants to be down, so it's all uphill from here.
00:17But it's easier if you go downhill, so your dad didn't know what he was talking about.
00:22You're on the no-fly list.
00:24We are having this baby on Friday. How do you expect to get home?
00:27Hey, you want a ride with us?
00:30Crisis averted, I'm driving.
00:31Say hi to her.
00:32Do you have a hairdresser out west? I just got this killer perm and it needs major upkeep.
00:36So that's what I'm dealing with.
00:38We're going to be traveling for a few days and it wouldn't hurt to get to know each other.
00:41What's your favorite color? What age did you lose your virginity?
00:43I was nine years old.
00:45Great gal. Great gal.
00:47Sheila Pimples.
00:48We need to make a pit stop.
00:50We'll close in five minutes. I got reservations at Chili's.
00:52You have a reservation at Chili's.
00:53That's actually smart. I mean, it gets busy on a Wednesday night.
01:03I despise who you are at a cellular level.
01:05Okay, I've heard that before and I'm trying to work on it.
01:11I have never.
01:14Hello, dear.
01:15Where are you?
01:16I'm in the Grand Canyon. I'll be there in a minute.
01:17Did you just say the Grand Canyon?
01:18Don't panic!
01:20Don't panic!
01:22I'm getting you home safe, okay?
01:24I'm going to kiss you.
01:24Stop, Peter! I'm driving!
01:26Ow!
01:27Sick!
01:28Why are your eyes so glassy?
01:30You been partying?
01:31No, I have glaucoma.
01:33What about the dog?
01:34Does he have glaucoma?
01:35Because his eyes are glassy, too.
01:37Mm-hmm.
01:38You better check yourself.
01:39Is that a drainage stitch coming up?
01:40I'm already headed real hard.
01:45There's another one up here.
01:50Why do you even have this?
01:51Because this is my daddy.
01:53Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can?
01:55Because he's dead, Peter.
01:58Dad, you were like a father to me.
02:00I could have sworn I read it was man-made.
02:03Nope, not correct.
02:03It's the Grand Canyon. It's not the Hoover Dam.
02:05Well, I know it's not the Hoover Dam.
02:06It was built by the pilgrims.
02:09Also incorrect.
02:10Hey!
02:10Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
02:13This coffee is horrible.
02:14It tastes like cat litter.
02:15I think it tastes delicious.
02:16I thought you used the coffee that you guys brought.
02:18Oh, boy.
02:19His dad's remains were in the camp.
02:26Oh, God!
02:28So stupid!
02:29Check yourself!
02:29Check yourself!
02:30Check yourself!
02:30Check yourself!
