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00:00:13and nobody believes me driver said I was crazy but it happened it actually
00:00:18happened and now I'm stuck in this looping thing and how about you know
00:00:27it just forget everything you've ever heard about time travel
00:00:53life is pain princess it's not the most exciting work we do insurance and most
00:00:58people hate us they don't want to hear from us on the sales side they don't
00:01:01even want us on the claim side they just want to check those party in the break
00:01:05room okay oh so I'm patty the head of the call center I really just answer phones
00:01:11all day every day and I do it without swearing mostly
00:01:45so
00:02:47I just take notes and post them to Twitter at officehyperion183.
00:02:51I changed all the names so my followers can't see you.
00:02:53I'm not saying.
00:02:55No.
00:02:55Okay, so I said life is pain, but I'm not really a pessimist.
00:02:59I just believe you have to go through the fire swamp before you get to true love.
00:03:03At least that's how I see it.
00:03:08I'm sorry.
00:03:09I was in a hurry and this was in the way and...
00:03:13No, I am sorry.
00:03:16I was trying to get the jump start on the weekend cleanup.
00:03:20Don't touch the camera.
00:03:22So tell me about your work here.
00:03:24I clean.
00:03:25Um, maybe something more specific?
00:03:30Ah.
00:03:32On window, I clean from top to bottom and then left to right with microfiber claw.
00:03:41I find the perpendicular motion to work the best.
00:03:47I thought everyone was going to be at party.
00:03:51No, it's just a bunch of gossip and it's only Phil's.
00:03:57I've got ten other things that would be a better use of my time.
00:04:01Sure, sure.
00:04:02Or, uh, I'm used to cleaning up mazes, hmm?
00:04:07Perhaps you want to know what country I am from.
00:04:11What my family is like.
00:04:15Why I'm working here at what seems to be such an insignificant job, hmm?
00:04:22But I bet you want to know who in office is interested in who, hmm?
00:04:29Well, is that the answer you're looking for?
00:04:34Exactly.
00:04:35Give me the dirt.
00:04:38You know, I clean up dirt all day long, Tom.
00:04:44When you need janitor, you'll call me, hmm?
00:05:03It's Marconi.
00:05:05I was wanting to ask you a couple of questions for my documentary.
00:05:08So, making this doc.
00:05:12Insurance company.
00:05:13You know?
00:05:15But I'm trying to get into film school in September and they want to see something that I've done.
00:05:20My aunt also lets me film here.
00:05:23So, hold on.
00:05:28That was a focus thing that was bugging me.
00:05:30Anyway, I thought I'd record my own thoughts.
00:05:33Because it'll be more meta.
00:05:35Maybe the people revealing it will think that's cool.
00:05:40It's, whatever it is, it's probably more exciting than anything that goes on here.
00:05:44Miss Driver is your aunt?
00:05:46I told her I was doing this film project.
00:05:47She was really excited to help.
00:05:48Even lets me edit in the surveillance room.
00:05:50So, what do I need to do?
00:05:52What's life like here?
00:05:53And this is for posterity, so try to be honest.
00:05:56Well, we're an insurance company.
00:05:58I'm alchemy of casualty in life.
00:06:00So, we sell insurance.
00:06:03I know what the company does.
00:06:04Come on, daily grind, crushing indifference of corporate America.
00:06:07Give me something I can edit.
00:06:09I'm sorry, what was the question?
00:06:10What's life like here?
00:06:12I'm Sylvia Marconi.
00:06:13I'm an actuarial specialist.
00:06:14So, I build theoretical models using existing data sets that help us to predict the best possible premium for a
00:06:22given policy.
00:06:23So, that sounds, theoretical models sounds cool.
00:06:27They are.
00:06:28They're very cool.
00:06:29You get to take this huge pile of seemingly disconnected data and you construct a framework that helps you to
00:06:37clarify exactly what you're looking at.
00:06:38You see the good data, the outliers.
00:06:41Could you create a hologram with it?
00:06:46I mean, I guess if you used more than two axes to plot the data, you probably could.
00:06:52Suppose you were doing this on a starship.
00:06:54Could you, let's say, figure out how to escape a wormhole?
00:06:58I feel like that's more of a theoretical physics problem than...
00:07:01But could you?
00:07:05I guess.
00:07:06I mean, you would need to use actuarial science, but you would also need all the necessary data to actually
00:07:13get to the outcome necessary.
00:07:14So, without that, you're just guessing.
00:07:17No, we're not...
00:07:19Okay, we're drawing on.
00:07:22We're guessing.
00:07:24But guessing elegantly.
00:07:27That was exhilarating.
00:07:35So I say what you need is one of our all-inclusive policies.
00:07:42Life, Houston's right, is really about winning.
00:07:46I always say any fool can criticize, complain, and condemn, but it takes character and self-control to be totally
00:07:53real.
00:07:53I'm a nice guy, so people like me.
00:07:56I can talk anyone into anything, and do you know why?
00:08:00It's all about perspective.
00:08:02I think about what I want, then I tell them, but in a way that makes it seem like it's
00:08:07what they want.
00:08:08But it's what I want.
00:08:10That's it.
00:08:11I spent six months my sophomore year studying facial expressions.
00:08:15I read all the stuff about micro-expressions and poker tells and blah, blah, blah.
00:08:19I even recorded myself in the mirror, drive-through, on dates, you know, discreetly.
00:08:26Then I eliminated all my tells and takes one by one.
00:08:30I'm the best, and I'm moving up.
00:08:32I have more than three contacts at headquarters, so any day now.
00:08:38You gonna stand over here or go ask him out?
00:08:43I don't see why not.
00:08:44I don't either.
00:08:45You both have at least one interest in common.
00:08:47Him.
00:08:48Stop.
00:08:48He's not like that.
00:08:53I doubt it would matter if I told you he's not worth it, but someone deserves to be happy, so...
00:08:58Maybe it's you.
00:08:59Okay.
00:09:00I will go talk to him.
00:09:01It's a party, and totally normal for me to strike up small talk with someone from sales.
00:09:17I didn't say that you could interview me.
00:09:20You can annoy the rest of the staff with your self-obsessed hobby, but I actually have work to do.
00:09:31Well, it is Phil's birthday, so go enjoy some of that over-iced cake before you get back to work.
00:09:40Very funny, Miss Driver.
00:09:42Happy birthday, Bill!
00:09:45Corporate's sending Baker over. He's supposed to be here in half an hour.
00:09:48Randall?
00:09:49Whatever his name is, what does he want?
00:09:52Go cut your cake.
00:09:54Miss Driver, I...
00:09:55I...
00:09:56Congratulations, Phil.
00:09:58I hope you enjoy your super awesome birthday.
00:10:04Is this a common occurrence?
00:10:06Pretty much the story of my life.
00:10:08Your life?
00:10:10Oh, sorry.
00:10:11You mean the party?
00:10:12It's Phil.
00:10:13He's popular.
00:10:16Interesting.
00:10:17Who are you?
00:10:20Who's managing the call centers now?
00:10:22Patty. She's got it covered.
00:10:24What are those papers?
00:10:28They're...
00:10:29Who are you again?
00:10:30Mr. Baker, what are you doing here?
00:10:34I'm really fact-finding and assessing the basic fundamentals of this...
00:10:39particular branch.
00:10:40Then I report to headquarters, suggesting steps to make this a more profitable unit.
00:10:46I'm the Chief Efficiency Officer, so I'm always looking for ways to make the branches
00:10:52more efficient by generating revenue from existing resources.
00:10:56Of course, I'm looking at surplus resources that may not be worth the cost of maintenance.
00:11:01That's the hardest part, but I don't struggle overly much.
00:11:06The big picture?
00:11:08The person or branch is dragging the bottom line.
00:11:16I saw Wall Street when I was in high school, and it was like an epiphany.
00:11:23So now I meditate each morning.
00:11:26Mindfulness exercises.
00:11:29And I get out a balance sheet of a given branch, and then I drink green tea.
00:11:35And then I allow my mind to be open to the possibility of profitability.
00:11:43The possibility of profitability is my fundamental doctrine.
00:11:56I'm telling you, there's only one way to explain it all.
00:11:59Time trouble.
00:12:00Sylvie and I go back to college.
00:12:02Robotics team.
00:12:05I've got three ferns.
00:12:08You know, in the Victorian era, people collected ferns.
00:12:12Really, they collected everything.
00:12:14Pretty sure it's just because they couldn't have comic books.
00:12:17They collected things like birds, eggs, very small rocks.
00:12:23They're nothing special.
00:12:25The ferns, I mean.
00:12:26Basic.
00:12:28Nefrilepis exaltata.
00:12:30It's nice to have green things to come home to.
00:12:37Obama's birth certificate on the Watergate leaks?
00:12:40Time travel?
00:12:41Look, it's all right there when you read the Freedom of Information request.
00:12:43Time travel?
00:12:45Andrew.
00:12:46Look, time travel is totally possible.
00:12:49Andrew, I need to talk to you.
00:12:51Sure. Love talking with you. What's up?
00:12:52Not much.
00:12:53That's what you think.
00:12:55So, I was looking over some numbers.
00:12:56Scully and Mulder, that's a lot of numbers.
00:13:00And I found some anomalous data.
00:13:02Here.
00:13:03And then you jump to...
00:13:06Down here.
00:13:07These are from?
00:13:08My master actuarial table.
00:13:11It's way more deviation than you'd expect.
00:13:14I know.
00:13:15It's like someone's been fiddling with the books.
00:13:20Well, I know...
00:13:22Driver needs to see this.
00:13:24If he's doing something, she needs to know.
00:13:28Can I?
00:13:28Of course, yeah.
00:13:29Let me just keep this.
00:13:31You go off and crunch those numbers.
00:13:48What?
00:13:52Ms. Driver?
00:13:53I already said what.
00:13:55Sorry. I...
00:13:57I've been working on a project. A side project.
00:14:00I mean, along with my other work, I always get that done first.
00:14:03To the point.
00:14:06I've been compiling information from a number of sources to see if maybe I could mine the data and see
00:14:13if we had any inefficiencies.
00:14:14Were there?
00:14:16I'm sorry, what?
00:14:18Were there...
00:14:19What?
00:14:20Any inefficiencies.
00:14:22No.
00:14:23You came here to tell me that there are no inefficiencies?
00:14:26Exactly.
00:14:28But there should be.
00:14:29Not that I want there to be inefficiencies.
00:14:31It's just, you know, there's always something a company could do better.
00:14:35And?
00:14:37Data doesn't lie.
00:14:39I see the beginning of shadows of problems, and then it's like in the last two months, they've just been
00:14:44erased.
00:14:45Where are you getting the data?
00:14:47I've been pulling it down from corporate.
00:14:49I just wanted to compare it to local figures.
00:14:54Look.
00:14:56See, here earlier on, slightly subpar performance.
00:15:00But then later on in the third, it jumps up significantly.
00:15:03We got lucky. Quit wasting my time.
00:15:05It's more than luck.
00:15:07That might explain a single spike.
00:15:08My doctor analyzed performance data, and it just doesn't change like this.
00:15:15Who is it?
00:15:17Who is it?
00:15:19It's Phil.
00:15:21It's finally doing well for once.
00:15:23I really like Phil.
00:15:25It's probably something without accounting software.
00:15:28But we definitely need to take it to corporate.
00:15:30You don't need to tell corporate.
00:15:33Okay.
00:15:36Maybe there's another solution.
00:15:39Sorry.
00:15:46It's my thing.
00:15:46So Sylvia, she's kind of a control freak.
00:15:49Likes to fit everything into her little models.
00:15:54I thought I...
00:16:12Seriously?
00:16:42I thought you'd be finished by now.
00:16:43I thought everyone would be at a party.
00:16:47Here, let me help, huh?
00:16:51I'm getting jump-started on weekend cleaning.
00:17:07I don't really care about this place.
00:17:10Or anything.
00:17:12Ms. Marconi, I wanted to ask you a couple of questions.
00:17:15Documentary, right.
00:17:16Yeah, so I'm working on this film, and my-
00:17:19Ms. Driver is your aunt.
00:17:20Right.
00:17:20I told her I was doing this project.
00:17:22She was really excited to help.
00:17:23Let's meet in the surveillance room.
00:17:25So, what do I need to do?
00:17:28What's life like here?
00:17:29And this is for posterity, so try to be honest.
00:17:33Well, we sell insurance.
00:17:35I know what the company does, but like, what's it like?
00:17:38What do you do?
00:17:40I'm an actuarial specialist.
00:17:41I build theoretical models that help us come to the best premium for a given policy.
00:17:47So, theoretical models?
00:17:49Sounds cool.
00:17:50They're very cool.
00:17:51You find order in disconnected data points.
00:17:54You see the good data and the outliers.
00:17:57Could you, say, create a hologram with it?
00:18:00This isn't Star Voyage.
00:18:02Trek.
00:18:04Whatever.
00:18:04I'm an actuarial specialist, and actuarial science, it allows us to build predictive models
00:18:10even when limited by available data.
00:18:13You're guessing?
00:18:14We're guessing elegantly about all sorts of things.
00:18:20Super boring.
00:18:23I do think she's interested in someone, though I keep saying I don't think so.
00:18:27So, I say what you need is one of our all-inclusive policies.
00:18:31But, love is hard of hearing, you know?
00:18:36You go stand over here, go ask him out.
00:18:38He'll never talk to me.
00:18:40Why not?
00:18:41Today's just not my day.
00:18:44Well, I still don't think he's worth it, but someone seems to be happy.
00:18:48You're right.
00:18:49I'll try again.
00:18:53Bill, I just wanted to...
00:18:56What'd you get the camera, anyway?
00:18:59You're still snitching from Frank's billfold?
00:19:01It's an art film.
00:19:02The Drudgery of the Office plays as a metaphor for...
00:19:04Your failed love life?
00:19:07Whatever happened, uh, uh, Mitzi...
00:19:10Minzy... Minzy... Min... whatever her name is.
00:19:12Whatever happened to her?
00:19:15Woman up, Eustace.
00:19:16I'm not your mother.
00:19:20Looks like Frank was as good of a role model as he was a day trader, huh?
00:19:24When you're ready for a big boy job, come talk to me, okay?
00:19:27Phil in sales suggested that you didn't have the charisma to take it to the next level.
00:19:34Phil wants to play hardball?
00:19:35I'll break out my bat.
00:19:38The man's an imbecile.
00:19:39He thinks he should be rewarded for picking out his ties.
00:19:42Total narcissist.
00:19:44Let me tell you something.
00:19:45Phil Stevens couldn't sell airtime or implants with Kardashians.
00:19:49No, no, no, no.
00:19:50Don't turn that thing off.
00:19:52I'll tell you something.
00:19:53There's nothing, nothing special about Phil Stevens.
00:19:57Or Mr...
00:19:58Any of those big shots with your glass bottom desks.
00:20:03Well, happy birthday, Phil.
00:20:05Enjoy!
00:20:06Wrap it up in 30 minutes.
00:20:07We've got work to do.
00:20:08Happy birthday, Phil!
00:20:12Take it, Eva.
00:20:15Corporate sent Baker.
00:20:16He'll be here any minute.
00:20:17Brandel? What does he want?
00:20:18Just cut your cake and get back to your job.
00:20:23Ms. Driver.
00:20:25Happy birthday, Phil.
00:20:30Is this a common occurrence?
00:20:32I forgot about you.
00:20:33What?
00:20:34Nothing.
00:20:35Is this kind of party common?
00:20:37It's Phil. He's popular.
00:20:38I doubt anyone else in the office would get this kind of treatment.
00:20:41Who's managing the Cottle Center while everyone's here?
00:20:43I'm an actuarial.
00:20:45We should probably talk to Patty about that.
00:20:47What are those papers?
00:20:49They're just a side project I'm working on.
00:20:52You've seen Wall Street, right?
00:20:55Cow mutilations are way up.
00:20:56Andrew, can I show you something?
00:20:58Look, it's just food for thought.
00:21:00What's up, Syl?
00:21:00It's been a really weird day.
00:21:02You do look a little bit pale.
00:21:04Have you ever had a deja vu?
00:21:06Sure, everyone does at some point in their life.
00:21:08Yeah, but I mean, really clear.
00:21:10Like, you're sure you've done it before.
00:21:12Well, I have sometimes wondered if it's like mental residue from a time anomaly.
00:21:16Like, imagine for a moment that time-
00:21:18Can we just put a pin in that?
00:21:19Sure, what do you need?
00:21:23Area 51.
00:21:24These are from-
00:21:25My master actuarial table.
00:21:27That is way more deviation than you'd expect.
00:21:31It's like someone's been fiddling with the numbers.
00:21:33Well, if they're faking the data, they're not being very subtle.
00:21:40No.
00:21:42Well, I-
00:21:45The driver probably needs to see this.
00:21:48I guess so.
00:21:49Can I?
00:21:50Just let me keep this.
00:21:57It's a synergistic relationship.
00:22:00Plants absorb all sorts of toxins.
00:22:02And you really don't know what's actually in the air.
00:22:06I mean, you see the 747s flying overhead, trailing who knows what behind.
00:22:11And you're going to tell me that's what?
00:22:13Contrails?
00:22:14Please.
00:22:15Water condensation would evaporate almost immediately.
00:22:18So what's up there stays suspended for hours.
00:22:25I just see patterns, right?
00:22:27I think we can all see them.
00:22:29But the education system has diluted us.
00:22:33So we don't see the patterns we're picking up on.
00:22:37Oh, I don't know.
00:22:39Occam's razor is a great idea.
00:22:41But sometimes you can't always boil the facts down into bite-sized little things.
00:22:48To me, the world is not a kid's meal burger.
00:22:52It's a Chinese buffet.
00:22:55Including crab legs.
00:23:04What?
00:23:06This is so weird.
00:23:08I'm not your therapist.
00:23:11I'm sorry.
00:23:13I've been compiling information, hoping to mine the data to see if we had any inefficiency.
00:23:19And?
00:23:21There weren't any.
00:23:24No inefficiencies?
00:23:26What a revelation.
00:23:27But there should be.
00:23:29I'm sorry.
00:23:30I feel like we've had this conversation before.
00:23:35Well?
00:23:36No, I...
00:23:37I know we've had this conversation before.
00:23:39It's completely clear in my mind.
00:23:40I just don't...
00:23:41Well, I don't remember us having had this conversation before.
00:23:44No, not this conversation, but the conversation about the data.
00:23:47What data?
00:23:50I... I'm sorry.
00:23:51Look, not everybody can handle stress.
00:23:53Have you been having headaches?
00:23:58I'm not crazy.
00:23:59Will you barge in here, talking about some conversation that we've never had?
00:24:04Sounds pretty crazy to me.
00:24:13I know I can't have someone who's hallucinating in actuarials.
00:24:18You're seeing things?
00:24:20You should keep that to yourself.
00:24:29Sorry.
00:24:39Ugh! Not again!
00:24:51Crazy or not, the numbers don't lie.
00:24:59Okay.
00:25:08Aha!
00:25:11Hello, Miss Maragoni.
00:25:14Getting a jump start on the cleaning, right?
00:25:16Oh, you are a sharp one.
00:25:19I don't know about that.
00:25:21Well, I enjoy my job.
00:25:23It's much easier than, um...
00:25:28Than what?
00:25:31My wife, she... she is sick.
00:25:34It is easier to take care of the floors.
00:25:40Good luck with that.
00:25:44Miss Maragoni, you don't have to worry about it.
00:25:48In my experience, love is the win.
00:25:54It always triumphs, even if it loses.
00:26:06Miss Maragoni, I just wanted to ask you a couple...
00:26:08Questions, documentary, right?
00:26:10Even if Ms. Driver is your aunt, I just don't have time for this.
00:26:13I just wanted to know what's life like...
00:26:15Life's not great.
00:26:16Okay, so can we just talk later?
00:26:18Well...
00:26:19On second thought, let's not talk later.
00:26:22I don't think my aunt will be very pleased with that.
00:26:24Trust me, your video's gonna be fine.
00:26:27And I would ask the janitor if you have any more questions.
00:26:29He knows everything that's going on around here.
00:26:36So I say, what you need is one of our all-inclusive policies.
00:26:46You're crazy.
00:26:46Andrew.
00:26:47Hey, Syl, what's up?
00:26:48Am I crazy?
00:26:51You look a little bit pale.
00:26:52Have you ever had deja vu?
00:26:54Sure.
00:26:55What about twice?
00:26:56Earlier today, I did something.
00:26:58Several things.
00:26:59I talked to people, whatever.
00:27:01And then I felt like I was doing the exact same thing again.
00:27:04And now it's all happening.
00:27:05Again.
00:27:06Look, we've known each other for a long time, right?
00:27:09Just tell me what it was you were doing.
00:27:12I was just looking over some numbers, and I found some anomalous data.
00:27:16Sarah Connor, you really are brilliant.
00:27:19These are from...
00:27:20My master actuarial table.
00:27:22That's way more deviation than...
00:27:26Did you tell...
00:27:27I think I told her twice.
00:27:29Hey, Cindy.
00:27:31Sylvia.
00:27:32Right.
00:27:34It looks serious.
00:27:35It's just a project I'm trying, Andrew.
00:27:38Wow.
00:27:39Lots of numbers.
00:27:40Yes, there are.
00:27:41Would you like to run through them?
00:27:43I'll loan you my calculator.
00:27:45Maybe some of the time.
00:27:48Well, here, you keep this.
00:27:50Okay.
00:27:51So I, uh, see you're into numbers.
00:27:53Yeah, they're how humans make sense of the chaos of the universe.
00:27:56Super fascinating.
00:27:57I'd love to hear more.
00:27:59Maybe somewhere quieter.
00:28:01This isn't exactly what I was thinking.
00:28:04It's much quieter.
00:28:06We can talk now.
00:28:07Yeah.
00:28:09Now we can talk.
00:28:12You know, when I woke up this morning, I never expected.
00:28:17It's just that I feel like...
00:28:19What?
00:28:23I felt like I was trapped.
00:28:28But this is different.
00:28:30It's like the world's full of possibilities.
00:28:34This is gonna sound really weird, but I felt like I was caught in some kind of time loop.
00:28:39Is that some kind of metaphor?
00:28:42No.
00:28:43I really felt that way.
00:28:46It was like I kept doing the same thing over and over and...
00:28:49Well, I sometimes feel like I'm doing the same thing again and again.
00:28:53That's not what I mean.
00:28:54Making the same sales calls every day, you know.
00:28:57No, I...
00:28:57But I always just try to look at it as an opportunity.
00:29:00You know?
00:29:01To do it again and again till it's perfect.
00:29:05You pegged him, Paddy.
00:29:06Huh?
00:29:09That was a great party.
00:29:11It was a great party, wasn't it?
00:29:13Anyways, like I was saying, I look at it as an opportunity.
00:29:17Oh my, absolutely.
00:29:35Opportunity.
00:29:41Uh, huh?
00:29:53Oh.
00:29:55Hello.
00:29:57How's your wife?
00:30:00How did you know?
00:30:02Someone at the office told me.
00:30:06In my experience, love always triumphs.
00:30:12Don't really know what that means, but...
00:30:15Makes about as much sense as anything else from today.
00:30:20Miss Barconi!
00:30:21Eustis Driver, is that camera on?
00:30:23Eustis, there are things happening all around you.
00:30:25Maybe quit trying to capture what's interesting and actually get involved.
00:30:29What are you talking about?
00:30:31I don't know. Just do something.
00:30:32What?
00:30:35Make some friends.
00:30:36Read a book.
00:30:36Play a joke on someone.
00:30:38Get a wife.
00:30:38I don't care.
00:30:40Life is opportunity.
00:30:45Patti, I wanted to tell you I think you're brilliant.
00:30:48Thanks.
00:30:49What brought that on?
00:30:50Taking control of my life.
00:30:52And I wanted you to know I appreciate you.
00:30:56So I say what you need is one of our all-inclusive policies.
00:31:00Ann, I don't know you that well, but I'm pretty sure you can do better.
00:31:04I'm pretty sure she's just jealous.
00:31:08And the crop circles.
00:31:09Andrea, I have to talk to you.
00:31:10So what's up?
00:31:11I'm having...
00:31:16Not here.
00:31:17Everyone.
00:31:18Miss Driver!
00:31:21Well, it's Phil's birthday, so let's get this over with.
00:31:25Happy birthday to Phil.
00:31:27Happy birthday to Phil.
00:31:28Happy birthday to Phil.
00:31:28Happy birthday to Phil.
00:31:29Happy birthday to Phil.
00:31:30Happy birthday to Phil.
00:31:31Go Phil!
00:31:32Who is he?
00:31:34Well, thank you, Miss Drive.
00:31:36Whatever.
00:31:36Finish and get back to work.
00:31:41I don't know. It is odd.
00:31:43Well, you mean that's not even the odd bit.
00:31:45I think you were right.
00:31:47Time travel exists.
00:31:48The evidence isn't conclusive.
00:31:50Andrew!
00:31:50I tell you I believe you and all of a sudden you get all conclusive on me?
00:31:53No, no.
00:31:53Come on.
00:31:54I'm sorry.
00:31:55I'm just not used to people, you know, agreeing with me without using an avatar.
00:31:59I've been living the same 23 minutes and now I'm stuck.
00:32:03That is not the way I imagined time travel worked.
00:32:06Right now, I don't care.
00:32:08Nobody else is experiencing this.
00:32:11And nobody believes me.
00:32:12Driver said I was crazy and now...
00:32:13Okay, look.
00:32:14I know I talk about this stuff all the time, but it's not like I know how.
00:32:18I just think it's possible.
00:32:19Well, it happened.
00:32:20It actually happened.
00:32:22And now I'm stuck in this looping thing and...
00:32:26Listen, you're the only person in the building I can actually talk to about this who's not going to call
00:32:31security.
00:32:35How about...
00:32:36You know, just forget everything you've ever heard about time travel.
00:32:40Forget everything you've ever thought, every theory, every book you've read, everything.
00:32:45What if...
00:32:46What if you could only go back a specific amount of time?
00:32:49Okay.
00:32:50Work on that.
00:32:52And please, please give me something I can work with.
00:32:59Anything.
00:33:00Hey, look, I'm trying.
00:33:02Okay.
00:33:03Well, if I'm right, then in about 14 minutes, I'm going to loop again.
00:33:09Hurry.
00:33:10So you are looping back, right?
00:33:13Yes.
00:33:14But you're retaining your memory.
00:33:16It's like something.
00:33:18The neurons in your brain, they aren't resetting like everything else.
00:33:23I guess so.
00:33:24That is so cool.
00:33:26Andrew!
00:33:28Okay, maybe other things don't reset either.
00:33:30Find those, maybe we can find the cause.
00:33:34You're brilliant.
00:33:37Thanks.
00:33:52Miss Marconi.
00:33:53You were right.
00:33:54You, sis, what did you do?
00:33:56Just a joke.
00:33:57I found this in a supply closet from like a Halloween party or something.
00:34:01You're a sad, strange little man.
00:34:03Whatever.
00:34:03Where's the surveillance room?
00:34:05It's right over there.
00:34:06No, that's the janitor's closet.
00:34:07No, no, no.
00:34:08That's the janitor's closet.
00:34:10Oh.
00:34:12Not the janitor's closet.
00:34:14Hey, Eustace.
00:34:15Yeah?
00:34:15Could you please show me the last 18 minutes of the surveillance footage?
00:34:19Yeah, all right.
00:34:20Surveillance files are saved on a hard drive by the hour.
00:34:22All you have to do is click file and...
00:34:25Crazy pain.
00:34:26What?
00:34:26There are a bunch of files for 2 p.m.
00:34:29Okay, let's watch one.
00:34:31Hey?
00:34:36Miss Marconi, I wanted to ask you a couple of questions for my documentary.
00:34:41Ms. Driver's your aunt?
00:34:42I told her I was doing this project.
00:34:44She was really excited to help.
00:34:45She even lets me edit the surveillance room.
00:34:48I don't know the number of that.
00:34:50Really?
00:34:51Can we go faster?
00:34:52Yeah, just hit it off a couple of times.
00:34:53Okay, great.
00:34:54Thank you so much.
00:34:56That's all.
00:35:05What's life like here, Ann?
00:35:06This is for fosterity.
00:35:07So try to be honest.
00:35:11Well, um...
00:35:12It's an insurance company.
00:35:13A man who made a casualty in life.
00:35:15So we sell insurance.
00:35:17Yeah.
00:35:34Seriously?
00:35:57The Barconi.
00:35:58Get away, Eustace.
00:36:06Andrew, I have to talk to you.
00:36:07Sure, I always loved talking with you.
00:36:10Sandy, you're not leaving the party already.
00:36:13I was just about to cut the cake.
00:36:15Shut up, Phil.
00:36:31Come on.
00:36:35You are a crack.
00:36:36No, look.
00:36:37I promise.
00:36:37Okay?
00:36:38So this is the only room in the whole building with no surveillance.
00:36:41There are several rooms with no surveillance.
00:36:43The restroom...
00:36:43A huge room.
00:36:44Let me explain something.
00:36:47Okay.
00:36:47Uh, I've been dealing...
00:36:49No.
00:36:49Sure, Virgin.
00:36:50You were right about time travel.
00:36:51Wrong about the details.
00:36:52And somebody in the building's figured it out, and I'm trapped in some kind of time.
00:36:56Luke, that will reset in approximately eight minutes.
00:36:59You're the only person I know who can help, so get me out, please.
00:37:05I was right about time travel?
00:37:08Congratulations.
00:37:09Please help.
00:37:11Right.
00:37:12Okay.
00:37:13So I know you monitor all sorts of things from that desktop of your...
00:37:16No, I'm only trying to keep...
00:37:16Andrew!
00:37:17Time.
00:37:18Right.
00:37:19Uh, I can check for any odd occurrences in the data or...
00:37:24Okay, I guess this is the point in the movie where we'd probably kiss to cover up what we're talking
00:37:28about.
00:37:39What are we talking about?
00:37:43Ms. Driver, we were only just...
00:37:44Quiet.
00:37:50Sylvia, what a disappointment.
00:37:52I'm really sorry.
00:37:53Quit dribbling.
00:37:53I'm so sorry.
00:37:54I just...
00:37:54Quiet.
00:37:58I hired you because I thought you were a strong, intelligent woman.
00:38:04Don't you understand?
00:38:06We're more resourceful and more driven than any of the men surrounding us.
00:38:11They float up to success and promotion while we bite and scratch and claw our way into minor offices in
00:38:18rundown cities.
00:38:21Why'd you have to get him involved?
00:38:23You can go.
00:38:24Okay, I'll go.
00:38:25Nope.
00:38:25Stay.
00:38:27You okay?
00:38:28Listen, I don't know what happened in your past.
00:38:31What kind of mistreatment you suffered, but you cannot take it out on me.
00:38:33I do not play by your rules.
00:38:35They are not my rules.
00:38:38I'm not gonna argue on this.
00:38:40I'm gonna allow you to take the rest of the day off and think about what this choice means.
00:38:45Why?
00:38:46I'm giving you a chance.
00:38:48Get out of the building.
00:38:49Clear your head.
00:38:51Get some rest.
00:38:52I don't need any of that.
00:38:53I could have trained you, but I can see that's not going to happen, Belle.
00:38:56Stop!
00:38:56Get out!
00:39:09So I say what you need is one of our all-inclusive policies.
00:39:21I grabbed Thar's hammer.
00:39:29Oh!
00:39:31What are you doing?
00:39:32Ending things.
00:39:34I just broke your time machine.
00:39:36You idiot!
00:39:37No you didn't!
00:39:38You broke the controller!
00:39:42Uh...
00:39:42Did you really think that a device that could cause a temporal shift would be housed in a bracelet?
00:39:54So I didn't...
00:39:55No!
00:39:59Can I get some...
00:40:01What?
00:40:03Want some?
00:40:04I was right about time travel.
00:40:07Not again.
00:40:11Twenty-three minutes.
00:40:20Controller, how does that work?
00:40:21It's touch-sensitive.
00:40:27I'm brilliant.
00:40:28Time machine brilliant.
00:40:30But even I don't know what'll happen now.
00:40:33Maybe we just loop again.
00:40:35Yeah.
00:40:35That's the best case scenario.
00:40:38What's that supposed to mean?
00:40:40Maybe we loop again.
00:40:43Maybe...
00:40:43If we don't end it before the next loop starts, then we just loop forever.
00:40:48Yeah, maybe it's not very concrete.
00:40:49Do you know the limitations of prediction?
00:40:52Do you really mean maybe we can end this together?
00:40:54No.
00:40:54Why on earth should I trust you?
00:40:55You...
00:40:56You've been using...
00:40:58That's the rogue data?
00:41:00You've been using a time machine to help fill cell policy?
00:41:03No.
00:41:03Cell is just a pawn.
00:41:06I did it for you, for me, for women everywhere.
00:41:10And there's a man here from corporate looking over my shoulder right now to see if I'm keeping up with
00:41:15the big boys.
00:41:16A time machine?
00:41:17During my MBA, I dated a physicist.
00:41:20He was working on time travel.
00:41:22No, uh, not at all.
00:41:23He was working on increasing the lifespan of cleaning elements.
00:41:27But I saw something in his research.
00:41:32Look, there's no reason why you and I need to be enemies.
00:41:37Is the company paying for these refreshments?
00:41:39It's a prime number.
00:41:41In fact, two sets of prime numbers.
00:41:43Excuse me?
00:41:44Two sets of 23 chromosomes?
00:41:49What?
00:41:51Who are you, young man?
00:41:54Look, why don't you sit down and have some punch?
00:41:57I've got a lot of thinking to do.
00:41:58Yeah.
00:42:01Very suspicious.
00:42:03Together we can prove that eventually intelligence wins.
00:42:08Well?
00:42:15You really are brilliant for creating this.
00:42:21But on the other hand, you also tried to make me think I was insane, so...
00:42:25If you'd gone with it, I would have ended the loop.
00:42:28This would all be over.
00:42:35First Morse code transmission.
00:42:38What hath God wrought.
00:42:40Numbers 2323.
00:42:53Hmm.
00:42:54No, I'm sorry.
00:42:57Not good enough.
00:42:58I'm gonna have to come.
00:43:05No, no, no!
00:43:07We all never have any...
00:43:20Babies?
00:43:26No, no!
00:43:34No!
00:43:40Ah, baby!
00:43:42Zap feast kryptonite!
00:43:43In.
00:43:51What are you doing?
00:43:55Because that's all right!
00:43:55Can't do.
00:43:55Sorry, I just got a message.
00:44:19Have you seen Andrew?
00:44:21That's actually who I was looking for.
00:44:23Could you hold this?
00:44:25That's a funky bracelet.
00:44:25What?
00:44:26I know, right?
00:44:28Twenty-three minutes.
00:44:29You remember.
00:44:30I think so.
00:44:31We were in driver's office.
00:44:33You know what this thing is, right?
00:44:34I think so.
00:44:36Okay, well, I kind of broke the remote, so I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen
00:44:40next.
00:44:41What's the new plan?
00:44:52Well, happy birthday to you, Phil.
00:44:57Yeah!
00:44:58Happy birthday, Phil!
00:44:59I know.
00:44:59I need to talk with you.
00:45:01Really?
00:45:02I'm flattered.
00:45:03Okay, there's no time to fix it.
00:45:05From the next loop, go to the surveillance room.
00:45:07I'll have to file on the computer.
00:45:10My office.
00:45:12Well, why don't I just cut my cake and I'll be right in.
00:45:15Or you could just come right now.
00:45:18I'll go for cake.
00:45:20Okay.
00:45:21Okay.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Okay.
00:45:29Did I say you could sit?
00:45:31That's fine.
00:45:32I can stand.
00:45:34That's about the only thing that you can do.
00:45:37You think you're a good salesman?
00:45:40Well, I do have the best sales record for the month.
00:45:44Last month, you couldn't sell Warnog to a thirsty Klingon.
00:45:48Warnog.
00:45:49You couldn't sell Kryptonite to Lex Luthor.
00:45:52Is he here in town?
00:45:55You couldn't sell bacon to an emaciated, starving puppy.
00:45:59But I did.
00:46:00Shut up and listen, Phil.
00:46:03The only reason that you broke the sales record is because I primed the clients.
00:46:06Hey.
00:46:07What did I say?
00:46:11I built a time machine, Phil.
00:46:16Things are getting interesting.
00:46:18You have no idea.
00:46:19Wait, what were you doing under there?
00:46:21I couldn't tell you, but in about four minutes, it's not going to matter.
00:46:25What does that mean?
00:46:26A time machine, Phil.
00:46:28And I used it to boost your sales.
00:46:31Well, that was very considerate of you.
00:46:34We didn't do it for you, moron.
00:46:38In one minute, you're going to be sent back in time.
00:46:42You'll be in the break room in whatever inane conversation you were having.
00:46:47Back in time.
00:46:48When that happens, look at me.
00:46:52When that happens, watch for Sylvia.
00:46:55If you see a metal bracelet, grab it.
00:46:59Grab the bracelet and give it to me.
00:47:03I'm going to go back in time.
00:47:04Catch up with me, Phil.
00:47:06Watch for Sylvia.
00:47:08Get the bracelet.
00:47:10The bracelet?
00:47:11Watch for Sylvia.
00:47:12Get the bracelet.
00:47:13This is insane!
00:47:19Hey!
00:47:20Get it!
00:47:21It's insane!
00:47:32Look for the file.
00:47:41Andrew.
00:47:42I think I broke the universe.
00:48:00Interesting.
00:48:02Shut up, Eustace.
00:48:06Actually, I'm sorry.
00:48:07Have you seen your aunt?
00:48:09And now the bracelet's damaged.
00:48:11And I need you to find the actual time machine and make sure it gets destroyed.
00:48:15Andrew, thank you.
00:48:17Also, don't let the driver see you.
00:48:29Oh, Eustace.
00:48:38Eustace, quit playing around.
00:48:40Have you seen Patty?
00:48:41Patty?
00:48:42From the call center.
00:48:43I have a friend named Patty, but she doesn't work here.
00:48:49You have a friend?
00:49:00You're dead last year.
00:49:07You're dead last year.
00:49:08You're dead last year.
00:49:13Let's go back now.
00:49:17What was he asking about?
00:49:19It didn't sound like a guy.
00:49:21What did she want?
00:49:24Someone named Patty?
00:49:30I can't believe how steamed she was.
00:49:33I know, right?
00:49:35I understand. I'm under a lot of stress too.
00:49:39Breaking that sales record last month really takes it out of you.
00:49:43That's an interesting bracelet.
00:49:53Hey driver, good news. I've got what you need.
00:50:00Wait Phil, is that the bracelet?
00:50:03That thing's dangerous. Put it down.
00:50:05Phil?
00:50:06Phil, don't give it to her.
00:50:08Please, put it down.
00:50:10Will you give me that bracelet or I will?
00:50:12What?
00:50:13No, put it down.
00:50:15I'm going to take you.
00:50:31I'm going to take you.
00:50:35Your office.
00:50:38You've brought your cells up and I suspect that they're still fat to be cut.
00:51:03Are we through?
00:51:05Not quite.
00:51:07I'm not sure that's the best use of branch funds to pay for a party like that.
00:51:16Randall?
00:51:18I'm going to bat for Ms. Driver.
00:51:20What?
00:51:22Yeah, that party did cost money.
00:51:25But it was for me.
00:51:26And I'm the best salesman at this branch.
00:51:31What?
00:52:00It's always been a problem.
00:52:00I'm going to get you.
00:52:03This is not the best-case scenario.
00:52:10Mr. Baker, Mr. Baker.
00:52:12How do you know my name?
00:52:13Kind of a crazy day.
00:52:15Um, we met about 15 minutes ago, but I gotta tell you something, and it's gonna sound a
00:52:19little...
00:52:20Crazy?
00:52:20Yes, and not like crazy, I just gave a presentation after three espressos, crazy, crazy light.
00:52:26I just found out my boss is using time manipulation to boost our sales numbers.
00:52:43Just tell me why I hallucinated a meeting while I was on...
00:52:46No, that's it.
00:52:47What's it?
00:52:48That thing about my boss and time, that's actually what's going on, so we should go.
00:52:54I'm not going anywhere.
00:52:55No.
00:52:56I can explain.
00:52:57It's just so much better if I show you.
00:52:59Ah.
00:53:00Yeah.
00:53:01One of your employees must have laced a punch at the party.
00:53:06Come on, Mr. Baker.
00:53:08Randall, you finally made it.
00:53:09You can't trust her.
00:53:10It's not the punch.
00:53:11Listen.
00:53:12She's crazy.
00:53:13She's using time to her advantage.
00:53:15I guess I better check that punch after all.
00:53:17It's not the punch.
00:53:19You said you hallucinated something, right?
00:53:20Yeah.
00:53:22That was pretty strange.
00:53:24I thought I came out of the...
00:53:26And then I saw you...
00:53:30And you were there.
00:53:32We had a meeting in your office.
00:53:34And then I woke back up in the...
00:53:37Well, the toilet.
00:53:38And you weren't sleeping, right?
00:53:39That's right.
00:53:41Okay.
00:53:41I can tell you exactly what's...
00:53:43Randall, don't we have a meeting right now?
00:53:44No.
00:53:45Come on.
00:53:46I can tell you everything.
00:53:48I would just rather show you what I told you about time manipulation.
00:53:51It's the truth.
00:53:53Randall.
00:53:54Randall, what could she possibly show you that could make you believe that this daydream
00:53:58is true?
00:53:58We caught it on videotape.
00:54:00Randall, look at me.
00:54:02Look at me.
00:54:04I know what she's been saying.
00:54:07I want you to ask yourself, what if she's telling the truth?
00:54:11Well, then this would make no sense.
00:54:13What?
00:54:14That someone could alter space and time?
00:54:16Or that a woman did it?
00:54:20What if I did break the time barrier?
00:54:23What would that make me?
00:54:26Well, if you could do that, then you'd be a genius.
00:54:38And that would explain yourself, Bob.
00:54:40What are you doing?
00:54:41What would that mean about all of those other times that all of the big boys up at corporate
00:54:46and you passed me over for promotions again and again and again?
00:54:54I did it, Randall.
00:54:56I made a time machine.
00:54:59Well...
00:54:59And you're not going to mess this up for me, so give me one good reason why I shouldn't erase
00:55:02you.
00:55:03Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:55:04Whoa.
00:55:06None of this is making any sense.
00:55:09I come from corporate.
00:55:12I'm supposed to ask questions, give some answers, maybe fire a few people.
00:55:15But this...
00:55:16Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:55:17Look.
00:55:18All right.
00:55:19How about this?
00:55:21You go back and you put everything back the way it was.
00:55:24And I'll go back, too.
00:55:27All right?
00:55:27And I will tell them that you're doing a great job.
00:55:31Huh?
00:55:31I won't even mention that you're, you know, fiddling with time.
00:55:35And no one has to know about that.
00:55:39No one has to know that.
00:55:42I can keep a secret.
00:55:46See?
00:55:47You didn't have to do anything drastic.
00:55:51I can even put you in for a promotion.
00:55:54Of course, we were going to promote Phil, but...
00:55:57No!
00:55:57No!
00:55:58No!
00:56:18Open up, Phil.
00:56:45Open up, Phil.
00:56:50Open up, Phil.
00:56:51Sylvia.
00:56:52Everything I found traces right back to Driver's office.
00:56:56I'm going to try to get to the device and see if I can fry this thing on the next
00:56:59loop.
00:57:04But Driver has tampered with a powerful system.
00:57:08And if I know anything from watching sci-fi, tampering with something like that will always lead to humanity's end.
00:57:15She has to be taken out with the device.
00:57:17Otherwise, we could just end up in this loop forever.
00:57:21She'll kill him.
00:57:22One more thing.
00:57:24She might kill me.
00:57:26And if that happens, I want you to know, I sort of like you.
00:57:33No.
00:57:34I definitely like you.
00:57:38You're smart.
00:57:39You've got funny hair.
00:57:42Cool funny.
00:57:43Not funny funny.
00:57:45You know what?
00:57:47If I can rescue you, even if I get taken out of this existence, it will totally be worth it.
00:57:56I just hope that doesn't have to happen.
00:57:58Why didn't you say it?
00:58:00I probably should have said something before the ending of the universe.
00:58:05Gallifrey.
00:58:07Man, this is the worst message ever.
00:58:10Okay.
00:58:11I'll look for you on the next loop.
00:58:41All right.
00:59:01Scenario is not improved.
00:59:39Scenario is not improved.
01:00:11Why doesn't anyone use a letter opener anymore?
01:00:23My experience of self always triumphs, even when it fails.
01:00:31Cut it.
01:00:59Love always triumphs, even when it loses.
01:01:10What am I supposed to do?
01:01:18What am I supposed to do?
01:01:20What am I supposed to do?
01:01:51I know what you're doing.
01:01:52I don't know what you want, but I want you to know I have a particular set of skills.
01:01:58Skills I've developed through years of IT work.
01:02:00I will find you, and I will stop you.
01:02:30I hope that doesn't happen again.
01:02:32What am I supposed to do?
01:02:44Hey Andrew.
01:02:45What are you doing here?
01:02:46It's not safe for you.
01:02:47Or for you.
01:02:48You have got to get out.
01:02:50What?
01:02:51It's got to be here.
01:02:55Bingo.
01:02:57Okay, what's the plan?
01:02:58I don't know.
01:03:00No.
01:03:01You came in here to destroy this thing and you don't have a plan.
01:03:06No, don't do that.
01:03:07That's how I broke the control.
01:03:09And now Patty's gone, and Eustace is gone, and I'm pretty sure Phil's gone, and she killed Baker.
01:03:18Okay, look.
01:03:19I don't know that much about time travel, but I still think we can fry this thing.
01:03:24Maybe if we just...
01:03:29Yeah.
01:03:30We get the control, jam it in here, and I think we...
01:03:32She has the bracelet.
01:03:34I know.
01:03:35There's really no way to predict the outcome.
01:03:38Okay.
01:03:40I'll get her in here.
01:03:45Andrew?
01:03:47I saw your message.
01:03:49If you survive this thing, look for mine.
01:03:57I'm happy.
01:04:00Sylvia?
01:04:00I'm Xander.
01:04:15The bracelet.
01:04:16Now what?
01:04:17I can wait one more minute and you're both will be erased.
01:04:21I don't know how this thing works.
01:04:22She said something about it being touch sensitive.
01:04:24What are you gonna do?
01:04:27I'm gonna save the world.
01:04:30I think.
01:04:31You're saying you've probably erased both of us.
01:04:33And what happens when I take the creator out with us?
01:04:35Probably nothing since I created it before I started this current loop.
01:04:38No, this is gonna work.
01:04:39This will take us out of your stupid time machine purgatory.
01:04:42You don't have to do this.
01:04:43Let me figure a way out.
01:04:44And why should I trust you?
01:04:46I saw Randy.
01:04:47You erase yourself from history.
01:04:51It'll be worth it.
01:04:54No.
01:04:55You don't have to be this way.
01:04:57No, stop!
01:04:59Look for my message.
01:05:00Youenario2 9
01:05:024
01:05:045
01:05:296
01:05:306
01:05:36you erased her look at me she is gone now because of you you bring her back
01:05:48don't know how that's not good enough
01:05:57sylvia left a message it's for me but i want you to see it to see the last thing she
01:06:04ever made
01:06:10okay the light's blinking i don't know exactly what happened i don't know exactly anything
01:06:17uh dinner driver's crazy just crazy smart but just crazy so when he lost um these last 23 minutes
01:06:28have been the longest 23 minutes i can remember
01:06:34i think i found my equation yeah andrew i've been looking for a truly predictive model
01:06:41but but i don't know if it's it's not exactly what i thought it would be i know there is
01:06:46one but
01:06:47i don't get to put all the numbers together and then come up with something
01:06:51and you don't get to find your hidden conspiracy
01:06:57i don't have time but i think there's hope even for driver you always say you always say you have
01:07:06to
01:07:06open your eyes to the truth and i think that's it i think the answer is love always triumphs even
01:07:15when
01:07:19loses
01:07:20andrew
01:07:23it was worth it i love you
01:07:35there's there's there's a file you have to find it's it's in the archives it's hidden footage it's
01:07:42eustice's documentary and i think that might be the only evidence of everyone that we've lost
01:07:49of their existence but please find it and keep it safe
01:07:57all i fear
01:08:10yeah okay so i said life is pain but i'm not really a pessimist
01:08:37but when you need janitor
01:08:39it's the old cult
01:08:51anyway i thought i'd record my own thoughts
01:09:19you should go
01:09:23i don't know what's going to happen
01:09:25but the surveillance room is going to be the safest place
01:09:34so
01:09:43so
01:10:12AVAILABLE NOW
01:10:15Can I interview you now?
01:10:18Tell me. Are you okay?
01:10:21Yeah, I think so.
01:10:30Yes.
01:10:42You.
01:10:43Andrew.
01:11:00Don't film this.
01:11:13Randall?
01:11:15You in there?
01:11:18Please be in there.
01:11:25You.
01:11:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:11:27The machine is broken and I'm sorry.
01:11:30I'm so sorry.
01:11:31I'm so sorry.
01:11:32You're sorry?
01:11:33You tried to kill me.
01:11:37Do whatever you have to do.
01:11:39There's nothing that I can do to make up for what I did.
01:11:44The only thing I could hope is that maybe you could forgive me.
01:11:48I got it.
01:11:49I got it.
01:11:50Phil.
01:11:50Phil.
01:11:52No.
01:11:54You were using this to time travel.
01:11:56Now I'm going to use it.
01:11:59Mr. Baker, I'm already the best salesperson here, but no.
01:12:03I'm going to be the best salesperson in the world.
01:12:06Nothing can stop me now.
01:12:08You are about to see the rise of Phil Stevens.
01:12:11Go ahead.
01:12:13What are you doing?
01:12:14Oh, no, you don't.
01:12:33I was vacuuming carpet and he...
01:12:41What is this?
01:12:44Trash.
01:12:45Just trash.
01:12:51Trash.
01:12:58Been a month or two.
01:13:01Getting over you.
01:13:03It's so hard.
01:13:04So hard.
01:13:06Wish I never knew.
01:13:09Loving someone new was so hard.
01:13:14Want to feel something.
01:13:16Want to have someone.
01:13:19But I never got it getting over you.
01:13:23Want to try again.
01:13:25Want to feel something.
01:13:27But the only thing you ever say is.
01:13:30I don't know.
01:13:34I don't know.
01:13:38But the only thing you ever say is.
01:13:42I don't know.
01:13:45I don't know.
01:13:48I don't know.
01:13:48I don't know.
01:14:18I don't know.
01:14:20I don't know.
01:14:20I don't know.
01:14:21But the only thing you ever say is.
01:14:26I don't know.
01:14:29I don't know.
01:14:31I don't know.
01:14:42I don't know.
01:14:45I don't know.
01:14:48I don't know.
01:14:50But the only thing you ever say is.
01:14:54I don't know.
01:14:57I don't know.
01:15:00I don't know.
01:15:06I don't know.
01:15:25I don't know.
01:15:25She may kill me.
01:15:26I need you to get to the Joppa.
01:15:30Look.
01:15:31If I die.
01:15:32I want you to know.
01:15:34I love you Sylvia.
01:15:35I love you so much.
01:15:38I'm going to try and kill the Pac-Man.
01:15:40But if it does not work.
01:15:43We're going to get out.
01:15:44We're going to get out.
01:15:45I don't know.
01:16:15I don't know.
01:16:25I don't know.
01:16:31I don't know.
01:16:32I don't know.
01:16:33I don't know.
01:16:34I don't know.
01:16:34I don't know.
01:16:35I don't know.
01:16:36I don't know.
01:16:36I don't know.
01:16:37I don't know.
01:16:39I don't know.
01:16:40I don't know.
01:16:41I don't know.
01:16:42I don't know.
01:16:42I don't know.
01:16:43I don't know.
01:16:43I don't know.
01:16:43I don't know.
01:16:43I don't know.
01:16:44I don't know.
01:16:45I don't know.