00:00Música
00:40Can I smoke in here?
00:57Can I smoke?
01:01No, you can't smoke anywhere on Site 200
01:05Just because this is an administration building doesn't mean we don't have lungs or labor laws
01:13I've asked you that before, haven't I?
01:15Twice in the last 15 minutes
01:18Seriously, Harold
01:20He's mad because I didn't watch his programs this morning
01:23Makes him think he can fuck with me
01:26He can't
01:32Who can't?
01:33Are you new?
01:35Nickel's worth of free advice
01:37This place is unusual
01:40If you want to keep your job, try looking less flummoxed
01:47Marion Wheeler
01:50You can come through now
02:08Brent, you're looking well
02:12How's Donna?
02:15Please have a seat
02:20What's this about?
02:22The email didn't say and it's not like you to be cryptic
02:33Okay
02:38Who are you?
02:40Fuck
02:44Marion Wheeler, 43, divorced with two teenage sons
02:48Enjoys hiking and ornithology
02:50Is a classically trained violinist
02:52Impressive
02:53Perfect financials
02:55An airtight background
02:56And full foundation credentials
02:59Which we've never issued
03:01This includes access to an egregious list of sites, levels and rooms
03:06Some of which don't officially exist
03:08Or were cut off years ago
03:10At least one hasn't even been built yet
03:12And somehow
03:15You've got the key to the front door
03:19Now how do you suppose that's possible?
03:22I'm your chief
03:23He was being rhetorical
03:26Clearly you're a spy
03:27Clay here wanted to cut Z3 loose on you
03:31But I thought there was a slim chance
03:33That if we sat you down and asked politely
03:35You'd have the good sense to spare yourself all of that
03:41You dullards
03:44Excuse me?
03:45I don't have time for this right now
03:50I'm going to ask you one more time
03:53Who are you?
03:54I'm your chief of antimemetics
03:56We don't have an antimemetics division
03:58Yes you do
03:59We do
04:05No
04:07We don't
04:10Clay?
04:12We have a mimetics division
04:13Telecontainment division
04:14Fire services
04:15Ops A
04:16Ops B personnel
04:17C personnel
04:18D personnel
04:18A metaphysical division
04:19A quantum division
04:20Do we have an irony division?
04:25Alright
04:28You have two minutes
04:29It's going to take three
04:31Why?
04:32It always takes three
04:38Talk
04:41I think we all can agree
04:43That there are contagious concepts in the world
04:45Which require containment
04:46Just like any somatic physical threat
04:48Can we?
04:49Things that get inside your head
04:51And ride your mind
04:52To reach other minds
04:53Memes
04:54Earworms
04:55Certain ideas
04:56The Ojai cult movement of 91
04:58For example
04:59That's classified
05:00That's super classified
05:01Conversely
05:02And this is my area
05:03Of expertise
05:04There are ideas
05:06Which can't be spread
05:08Entities and phenomena
05:10Which harvest
05:11And consume information
05:12Particularly information
05:14About themselves
05:15I'm aware of the concept
05:16Of an antimeme
05:17They're theoretical at best
05:19Not worthy of their own division
05:21That's where you're wrong
05:23What did you say?
05:25She's gaslighting you, sir
05:28I'm aware of that, agent
05:30Look, antimemes fuck with you
05:32That is their nature
05:33They cause you to forget
05:35Entire portions of reality
05:37Brent, you know me
05:38I've been reporting to you for years
05:40Prove it
05:41That's a funny thing
05:43I can't
05:45No matter what I say
05:47No matter how much reason
05:48I bombard you with
05:49It'll never be enough
05:51Oh, that's very fucking convenient
05:54That is the nature
05:55Of these things
05:56You take a polaroid picture
05:58Of one
05:58It'll never develop
05:59You write down
06:00A description of one
06:01On a piece of paper
06:02When you go to look at it later
06:03What you've written
06:04Looks like hieroglyphs
06:07Nobody understands it
06:08Not even you
06:15Can I take her to Z3 now, sir?
06:23Oh, come on, Brent
06:25You're the 058, for God's sakes
06:30You have seen more anomalous phenomenon in your time
06:33Than anyone under this roof
06:35Why are you drawing the line here?
06:37Can you at least ask yourself that?
06:40Wait
06:48Even if what you're saying is true
06:50We're still at an impasse
06:52I don't know you
06:53And according to our records
06:54You don't exist
07:07You ever wake up
07:08In the middle of a dream
07:10Only to have it slip through your fingers?
07:17What if it wasn't a dream at all?
07:20What if you just spent the night
07:22Trying to stop a pending annihilation event
07:24That killed three of your agents
07:25And broke the brains of a half dozen more
07:28What if the mystery pain in your legs
07:30Wasn't from the gym
07:31You hate the fucking gym
07:33But from fleeing the dead-eyed wrath
07:35Of an entity
07:35Whose only objective is to consume
07:39An entity that made you forget you had a spouse
07:43And when she arrived home innocently enough
07:46From a business trip
07:47You thought she was an opt-for
07:50So you tied her up
07:52Gagged her
07:53And threw her in the basement
07:56The only reason you know this
07:58Is because your 10-year-old son
08:00Found her down there a week later
08:01On the brink of death
08:04And way the fuck over being married
08:06To the head of the SCP Foundation's
08:08Anti-Memetics Division
08:12Did that happen to you?
08:15No
08:17It happened to you
08:21It's what made you resign the division
08:23And promote me
08:28This is how anti-memes operate
08:32They turn people against each other
08:35They leave gaps
08:36They kill connections
08:37Fighting them means fighting a war
08:39You don't remember fighting
08:48Clay lose the peace
08:53Ever name one
08:55Name an anti-memetic SCP
08:57SCP-055
09:08No, bullshit
09:09There is no SCP-055
09:11Look again
09:12It's there
09:14You have to want to see it
09:33How did you do that?
09:34How did she do that?
09:37Freeze
09:37Chill the fuck out, Clay
09:44They're called nestics
09:45The M is silent
09:48These are a class W nestic
09:50The weakest
09:51Suitable for continual use
09:53Two pills a day
09:54Go down to the pharmacy and ask
09:56They'll say they don't have them
09:57They're misremembering
09:58Tell them to look again
10:12Looks like you ran out
10:13And missed a dose
10:14Looks like you ran out and missed a dose
10:15Looks like you ran out and missed a dose
10:15Looks like you ran out and missed a dose
10:36Não é?
10:37Você deve ter essas testadas antes de você...
10:42Eu me sinto, Marriott.
10:44Você me chama Wheeler.
10:48O que os memories vão se descoberto?
10:50Eles vão se descoberto quando eu te dar a volta.
10:55E o que eu me?
10:57Júnior agents não têm clearance.
10:59Veja, está funcionando.
11:04E quantos anti-memes são?
11:07Ten que nós conhecemos.
11:09Dangerous ones.
11:10Probably hundreds more que nós não.
11:14Não inclui os anti-memes não estão sendo descoberto?
11:22É como se despertar em um dream.
11:24O que é? O que você deu para ele?
11:29Quanto mais ainda há?
11:31Isso requerá-se um pouco mais longo.
11:34Mas para começar, existem dois anti-memes encaminados em sala com nós agora.
11:38Agora.
11:48Aqui.
11:50SCP-4987.
11:58Eu chamo ele de Harold.
12:01O que é?
12:03Eu acho que ele é como um pedido que comem memórias.
12:09Ele faz o que você quer?
12:10Abre-se.
12:11Abre-se.
12:12Abre-se.
12:14Abre-se.
12:14Abre-se.
12:15Abre-se.
12:26Abre-se.
12:27Abre-se.
12:30Abre-se.
12:31Abre-se.
12:42Abre-se.
12:45Abre-se.
12:59Abre-se.
13:09Como você...
13:19É morto?
13:23Talvez.
13:25Como você conseguiu a arma?
13:29Harold finally figured out I was worth more to him alive than dead.
13:33Little shit.
13:37There were two anti-memes in the room with us.
13:40You tried to tell me.
13:42You don't have an assistant, Brent.
13:44You never have.
13:47This one got close.
13:49Too close for my liking.
13:55I feel like a fool.
13:57Don't blame yourself.
13:59You're human and these fucking things are redaction incarnate.
14:03You have to think like a space alien to outsmart him.
14:06You mind?
14:34You mind.
14:38These pills, are there any side effects?
14:47Yeah.
14:50Nausea and a dramatically increased risk of pancreatic cancer.
15:08And very bad dreams.
