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00:06Welcome!
00:09Pleasure's all mine.
00:10Please sit wherever you'd like.
00:17Welcome.
00:19Just to let anyone in.
00:21Even dolled up diviners from the land of sea.
00:24Well, well.
00:26If it is the mountain ape who thinks
00:27swinging a sword around makes him talented.
00:30Forgive me.
00:32Greetings samurai from the land of mountains is what I meant.
00:36Just when I think you can't get any more insufferable,
00:39why do you always seem to show up here when I do?
00:42I could ask the same question of you.
00:44Maybe it slipped your vacuous mind,
00:46but being a court diviner keeps me quite busy.
00:50So if I didn't come at this time, I couldn't come at all.
00:53But you, on the other hand,
00:55you're little more than a court guard.
00:57Giving you a very flexible schedule.
01:00Yet this is when you choose to stop by-
01:02A GUARD! A GUARD!
01:04A fake fortune teller shouldn't act so high!
01:07Excuse me?
01:09Hmm. Those two are getting so rowdy.
01:12Well, that is normal for them.
01:15Good stuff.
01:16I wouldn't worry too much.
01:18Considering the countries they hail from,
01:20they're bound to squabble.
01:22Hold on. Why's that?
01:23You mean, you don't know?
01:27Soimon is from the Land of Mountains,
01:29and Doshun is from Land of Sea.
01:31They're neighboring countries that are constantly at odds.
01:34Since there's so much bad blood between their people,
01:37it's no surprise they fight at the drop of a hat.
01:39I had no idea.
01:43Oh, but wouldn't the easiest solution be for them to just come in at different times of the day?
01:48I'm sure they've thought of that, too, but Buid is admitting defeat.
01:53Uh...
01:53What'd you say?!
01:54Yeah? I should really break this up!
01:57Good luck, Aleta!
01:59Kuro! Why are you just watching them fight?
02:02We should remind them that they're not on a battlefield!
02:05I sense no murderous intent, so there's no need to interfere.
02:08But their disagreement is starting to disturb the other customers.
02:12Please!
02:13Go!
02:14You're staking up the place with the stench of the sea!
02:16You're so loud!
02:17Then again, all dogs howl like that.
02:21Gentlemen...
02:30I apologize for making such a racket.
02:32I'm terribly sorry as well.
02:36Sorry to interrupt, but can you take a seat?
02:38If you stand there, you'll block the other customers from entering.
02:42The sooner you sit, the sooner you eat!
02:43Oh...
02:45Yeah, she does have a point there.
02:47Indeed, she does.
02:53No way!
02:55Your water and warm hand towels.
02:58Much obliged.
03:01I'm ready to order!
03:02Oh! Coming!
03:04That didn't take very long.
03:06You must have a favorite here.
03:08Yes.
03:08I'll take the okonomiyaki plate with pork and egg.
03:11And drench it with sauce, please.
03:13I'll have the okonomiyaki as well.
03:15With plenty of seafood and bonito flakes.
03:18I'll have that right away!
03:20Uh...
03:21Getting seafood in a place like this!
03:23I'd be sick of that trash if I were from the land of sea!
03:26You're acting as though pork is an extremely common fare in the land of mountains.
03:35I've got two orders of okonomiyaki for you!
03:38One with pork and egg drowned in sauce.
03:40The other with seafood and tons of bonito flakes sprinkled on top.
03:44Okay, got it.
03:45Um, master?
03:47Yes, what's up?
03:48It's about Soemon and Doshun.
03:50They were practically ready to throw punches and now they're sitting at the same table.
03:54I'm worried they'll bite each other's heads off before they even bite into their food.
03:59Hmm.
04:00They should be fine.
04:02Huh?
04:03I'm pretty sure those guys are on good terms.
04:05You really think?
04:07They're eating a meal at the same table, so I absolutely do.
04:10That can't be done without some kind of mutual respect.
04:13They were insulting each other, though.
04:16Hmm.
04:17They say the more you fight, the closer you are.
04:19Whoever coined that phrase probably wasn't referring to these two.
04:23Well, maybe.
04:24Just watch them and you'll see what I mean.
04:27The more you fight, the closer you are?
04:30Mutual respect.
04:32I'll have to watch to understand.
04:35Huh.
04:36I guess that means the land of sea will be doing more business with the Empire.
04:39Yes, which of course is expected to bring my people even more wealth in the long run.
04:44And what about you?
04:45You're teaming up with a dwarf weaponsmith, I hear.
04:48Suppose the diviner's ears are keener than the average gossips.
04:52It was just a rumor, though your reaction tells me it's true.
04:56So what are they like?
04:57These dwarven weapons?
04:59Outstanding's one-word form.
05:01Swords and axes imbued with mana.
05:03Armor that's able to repel magic.
05:05And the quality!
05:06It's dot with a line!
05:08My, my!
05:09How very intriguing!
05:16Thank you for waiting.
05:21Your okonomiyaki.
05:26Oh, the sound of the sizzling hot plate and the scent of that sauce peaks my appetite every time!
05:31I love how deceptive the bonito flakes are, disguised as delicate wood shavings, yet their aroma so vividly evokes the
05:39scent of the sea!
05:40I've waited seven long days for this feast!
05:42Same here!
05:43Now our wait is over!
05:45Our wait is over!
05:53One of the best things about this dish is it tastes as amazing as it smells!
05:57All its batter is crispy and savory on the surface, but soft and fluffy underneath!
06:02The light sprinkling of powdered seaweed is sublime!
06:05I don't even mind that it looks like I'm eating carpenter's wood shavings!
06:08Because they're covered in a sweet and salty sauce that's complemented with mayonnaise!
06:14The sweetness of the shredded cabbage and the savoriness of the meat hit me all at once!
06:19Oh, now this is what I call okonomiyaki!
06:22Irresistible!
06:25My goodness!
06:26Those mountain men and their abhorrent eating habits!
06:29Or perhaps it's the way of a samurai!
06:32A meal that's remarkable should be eaten with more poise!
06:37And I do mean remarkable!
06:40The bite-sized pieces of shriven kraken have been handled so well that there's no unpleasant odor in the slightest!
06:46The tender yet springy texture and the savory flavor truly make it a dish of the utmost elegance!
06:57Eating that slowly is a great way to let a piping hot plate of okonomiyaki grow cold and go to
07:01waste!
07:13The only downside to this dish is one plate's never enough!
07:16I have to agree with you there!
07:19Since there's no rush, I'll order another one!
07:22Yes, what a spectacular idea!
07:25Seconds for me, please!
07:27Sure!
07:28The End
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