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00:04Good morning, Miss Livia. Water utility reports a spike of 237 tons last night.
00:10200 tons of water?
00:12An extraordinary anomaly, based on last night's surveillance and your stress biometrics.
00:17If this involves disposing of your ex-boyfriend's corpse, the estate crematory is fully operational.
00:23What corpse?
00:35Doing it right here? What if your girlfriend walks in on us?
00:41You think I'd touch a freak like her if she wasn't loaded?
00:45Poor baby, suffering through her.
00:49You think I'd touch a freak like her if she wasn't loaded?
00:52Once I sell her latest patent, this entire estate belongs to me.
00:57Though that freak is generous, I pretended to be her best friend, and she showered me with designer bags and
01:04diamonds.
01:07Baby, forget that freak. It's just you and me right now.
01:16What the hell are you two doing?
01:18Livia, let me explain.
01:19Your dick is still inside her. What the fuck is there to explain?
01:24Mark, you really thought you could steal my life's work?
01:27Livia, I... I...
01:28Every patent I own is iris locked.
01:31What?
01:31The second an unauthorized parasite accesses the core files, I get alerted.
01:36Your pathetic little scheme is dead.
01:39Livia...
01:40Shut up! I gave you everything and called you my sister!
01:43It's not what it looks like.
01:45Get the fuck out of my house!
01:50Both of you.
02:03Bastards! All of you!
02:05Filthy goddamn liars!
02:11Now a goddamn brass trash can is messing with me?
02:18Butler, turn it on!
02:19Yes, Miss Livia.
02:21Let's see if you can swallow this, you piece of shit.
02:36My lord bishop, the Iron-Faced Coalition of Dwarves and Orcs has blockaded our coast!
02:41No one gets out, no supplies get in!
02:44Our water reserves have been bone dry for days. The troops and civilians are dying of thirst.
02:49Ration what little remains. Line up by rank civilians first.
02:53The children, the elderly, and the wounded take priority.
02:56But where are we supposed to find water?
02:57I possess a forbidden incantation, one that sacrifices my soul to summon rain.
03:02No!
03:03You are the Grand Archmaste of Edomia.
03:05If you sacrifice yourself, who will defend us against the Iron-Fane's coalition?
03:10To die for my kingdom and my people is an honor.
03:21Lord Bishop! No!
03:24It's water!
03:26This is fresh water. Pure drinking water.
03:29Water!
03:30It's water! A miracle from the gods!
03:33They haven't abandoned Edomia!
03:35Bishop, the gods have surely beheld your devout sacrifice and sent us this blessed rain.
03:39Edomia is saved at last!
03:41Praise the gods for protecting Edomia.
03:48Where did all the water go? Fuck.
03:50This is a damn Aladdin's lamp, isn't it?
03:53Praise the divine gods for showing mercy to Edomia.
03:56I, Marcus, swear to bestow the highest holy offerings upon you.
04:00Spread the command. Every household shall line up for water.
04:04Yeah.
04:05Children first, then the elderly, the sick!
04:08Not a single drop shall be wasted.
04:12Water!
04:12It's... It's pure, sweet water!
04:15The heavens have not abandoned us after all!
04:20Every soldier and citizen in the city has drunk their fill.
04:23Our newly filled reservoirs will last us a full month.
04:26Bishop, this is a miracle!
04:29Over 200 tons of water?
04:32Swallowed whole without even a birch?
04:34What the hell is this thing?
04:43How goes the sacra preparation?
04:45Bishop, the royal granaries are bone dry.
04:48We have no sacred grain left to offer.
04:52Screw the laws of physics.
04:53This is scientifically impossible.
04:56I need to run some tests on this baby.
04:59Butler.
05:01The northern mountain passes are impassable.
05:04Royal supply lines are seppened.
05:08Our mages cannot channel divine magic on empty stomachs.
05:12What remains of our city grain stores?
05:14On strict starvation rations.
05:16Three days, at best.
05:19If the heavens decreed Edonia's doom, why grant us holy water?
05:24Why give us false hope?
05:31This, it's food?
05:33What is it made of?
05:34I've never seen this texture before.
05:36This is not the craft of Edonia.
05:38Nor any technique I know.
05:41This, this texture.
05:43It melts in my mouth.
05:44Wheat?
05:45No, richer than wheat.
05:46The fineness of this flour.
05:48Even Edonia's royal chefs couldn't grind it this fine.
05:51Miss Livy, per your purge everything related to X-Trashmark Protocol,
05:55I have sorted 47 crates of personal belongings awaiting destruction.
05:59Throw all of it into the lamp.
06:02I never want to see another thing connected to him.
06:05Command confirmed.
06:09So you're a bottomless black hole, huh?
06:12Let's see how much trash you can swallow.
06:14Eat it.
06:15Eat all that scumbag trash.
06:17Choke on it.
06:18Eat it.
06:21Eat it.
06:28In all my centuries, I have never tasted meat so heavenly.
06:35This must be food straight from the realm of gods.
06:39Bishop, please take a bite first.
06:42You haven't touched a single crumb in two full days.
06:44Our people are starving, as their commander.
06:47How can I fill my own stomach first?
06:51Order.
06:52Every item of food is to be registered and distributed.
06:55Wounded soldiers, women, children, and the elderly first.
06:58Soldiers last.
07:00Anyone who disobeys will face military punishment.
07:03By your command.
07:07Drop me.
07:14Mighty goddess, we give eternal thanks for the divine feast you have bestowed upon us.
07:21This faux leather jacket reeks of some stranger's perfume.
07:25He wore it on dates with Jessica, didn't he?
07:27Limited edition hover sneaks, ten pairs worldwide.
07:30Insanely expensive.
07:31All bought with my credit card.
07:34Butler!
07:36Yes, Miss Livia.
07:37Audit every single transaction Mark made over the last three months.
07:40Claw back every damn penny.
07:42I want him bleeding cash until he repays what he stole from me.
07:45Command confirmed.
08:05Asshole!
08:06Asshole!
08:06I was so blind!
08:16What is this?
08:21This weaving is so delicate, yet so strong.
08:29And it radiates an intoxicating scent that clears the mind.
08:33The goddess must have soaked this sacred cloth in divine herbs.
08:36This length.
08:38It would wrap perfectly around the wrist.
08:41It's a wrist guard!
08:42Definitely a wrist guard!
08:43Bishop, it's a protective gift from the goddess!
08:45Bishop, put it on!
08:47With the goddess' holy wrist guard, you shall be invulnerable.
08:50Fine.
08:54A flawless fit!
08:55Truly majestic, high bishop!
08:57From this day forth, the goddess shall shield your left arm, bishop.
09:00Such divine grace I shall repay with my very life.
09:09Light the fire!
09:12I will use this divine balm as an offering to the goddess.
09:26I, Marcus Aquila, bishop of Edonia, hereby swear, if you grant us victory in this war, I shall build you
09:32a grand marble temple, carve your holy name into eternal stone, and sing your praises for all eternity.
09:40What the hell?
09:43What is this thing?
09:45What's inside?
09:55The goddess.
09:57She is divine beyond words.
10:00Almighty goddess above, this is a message inscribed in my own blood and hand, to offer you my eternal gratitude.
10:08She accepted it.
10:10The almighty goddess has received my holy prayer.
10:26Praise be to the supreme goddess of the lamp, you gave holy water to quench our dying realm, and divine
10:31feasts to save my starving people.
10:33I, Marcus Aquila, vow to serve you for all my days.
10:40Marcus.
10:42Why does that name sound so familiar?
10:44Daddy, can we keep going with Marcus' story today?
10:49Our sweet Livia never gets tired of hearing tales about Bishop Marcus of the Elven Realm.
10:55All right, sweetheart.
10:56Let's see where the bishop left off.
10:59No freaking way.
11:01Marcus Acula, the legendary last high bishop of the ancient elven kingdom of Edonia.
11:07In 487 BC, Edonia fell to ruin, and all magic vanished from the world.
11:13This Aladdin's lamp isn't just magic.
11:16It's a cross-dimensional wormhole bridging two worlds.
11:19Marcus.
11:21Well, lucky for you, you've got me now.
11:25I'm not a goddess.
11:26I'm just someone from the future.
11:28You're going to war?
11:30Need weapons?
11:32Write it down and tell me.
11:37Bishop, what sacred message has the goddess sent?
11:40The goddess is coming to our aid.
11:43This is incredible, my lord!
11:46Guards!
11:48Fetch every chest of solid gold, ancient jewels, and sacred magic artifacts from our vaults.
12:04High goddess above, alongside my everlasting loyalty.
12:19Well, well, if it isn't our famous resident freak heiress, Lavia.
12:23The entire campus knows you're an antisocial tech freak.
12:28Who else would ever date a weirdo like you besides me?
12:32Get out of my face.
12:34If you beg me nicely, and unfreeze my black card, I might consider Tint taking you back.
12:45You psycho bitch!
12:47Liva!
12:48With that cold, bitter personality of yours, the only way you can keep a man is with your money.
12:52I'm nothing like you.
12:53I just snap my fingers, and rich men line up to choke me with diamonds and cash.
12:57But you?
12:58You're just a pathetic, lonely joke.
13:03Emergency report, Miss Livia.
13:05A high-value delivery from Mr. Marcus has arrived.
13:08Itemized list.
13:09Two crates of solid gold ceremonial artifacts, one crate of bronze war axes, three gem-stucked royal crowns, and rare
13:16ancient roofs.
13:17Preliminary estimate is worth at least $1 billion.
13:21Three hover transports are on standby at the estate entrance.
13:24Awaiting your instructions.
13:36Isn't that the freak Livia?
13:38Some suitor actually sent her that much treasure?
13:40Talk about generous.
13:42Look at Jessica's face.
13:44She always dates rich guys with her pretty face.
13:47Now she's green with rage.
13:51See that?
13:53The tiny scraps you beg and sell your body for?
13:56Aren't even worth my pocket change.
14:03Damn you, Livia!
14:16Liva.
14:17Where the hell did you get these?
14:19A friend gave them to me.
14:21Just tell me what you found.
14:22The gold purity is 99.99%, but that's secondary.
14:27The real kicker is the molecular lattice.
14:30It's a structure unknown to modern science.
14:33And these runes don't match any language in recorded history.
14:36So?
14:38This one piece alone, a conservative estimate would be this much.
14:43300,000?
14:45300,000?
14:47If we auction this as an unknown alien civilization relic, the opening bid for this one bowl starts at 300
14:56million.
14:57Put the whole haul on the black market and you're looking at 2 billion minimum.
15:05Uncle, I need a favor.
15:09Name it, sweetheart.
15:10I need military-grade hardware, energy shield generators, portable plasma pulse rifles, high explosives, recon drones, tactical med kits, and
15:19light combat exoskeleton suits as much as you can lay hands on.
15:23What do you need heavy armaments for? Planning to start a war with aliens?
15:31Someone I care about is in danger. I have to drop him enough firepower to survive.
15:36Who?
15:38Don't ask. Can you source the hardware in three days?
15:41That's a full military arsenal. It takes time.
15:44I'll double your fee, plus a full set of my latest prototype tech.
15:48Deal! Delivered in three days.
15:56Pillage their granards!
15:58Burn their homes to ashes!
16:01Claim every elf woman for ourselves!
16:13Bishop, shall we pray to the goddess for her protection?
16:17The goddess watered us water and divine food.
16:19Our warriors are fed and rested.
16:22How dare we beg her to bleed in our place?
16:27Men of Edonia, with me!
16:45Bishop, the Iron Bank coalition is breaking!
16:49They can't hold the line!
16:56Marcus, you truly are the strongest in Edonia.
17:00Pity. You know how to wield a blade, but not how to play politics.
17:05Someone in your own kingdom doesn't want you to come back alive.
17:09Your entire defense blueprint is in my hands.
17:12Let's see you survive this.
17:14Boys, shift to the northern flank.
17:16We've reached the city there.
17:22Bishop!
17:24The enemy fleet is pivoting north.
17:26But yesterday, King Sennacherous stripped all northern garrisons to guard his royal palace.
17:31What?
17:43Bishop, watch out!
17:53Such terrifying raw force.
17:56What is that sacred artifact?
17:58Bishop! Bishop!
17:59This is the weapon granted the goddess, the heaven's shield, Edomia.
18:03And she is pouring an endless arsenal into our camp.
18:06Our war tent is overflowing with her holy weapons.
18:12Hurry! Shovel every last crate down the spout.
18:14War's about to break out on Marcus' end.
18:17God.
18:18Just hope those medieval guys can actually read my user manual.
18:21My doodles look like stick figures.
18:27With this no-crystal shattering your magic, Marcus, your doom is sealed!
18:39Surrender now, Marcus, and I'll leave your corpse in one piece.
19:11How is that possible?
19:18Warriors of Edonia, the goddess shields us.
19:22Take up her divine arsenal and slaughter the invaders!
19:37What are those things?
19:39No!
19:41That's not magic!
19:47Run!
19:48Please realize the devils of heavens are with them!
19:56Retreat!
19:57Fall back to the ships!
19:59Full retreat!
20:12Bishop!
20:13We've won!
20:19Miss, the equipment has all been set in place.
20:22With this kind of futuristic firepower, Marcus is going to wipe the floor with those invaders.
20:27Ah!
20:47Goddess!
20:53i saw her i saw the goddess she descended into our realm
21:00was that marcus just now am i losing my mind or was he actually standing right in front of me
21:06the goddess she is breathtaking purer than moonlight itself bishop the goddess she just
21:13fell into your arms does this mean she has chosen you are you about to become the husband of the
21:19divine our bishop is valiant and majestic and the goddess is holy beyond words you two are literally
21:26a match made in heaven a match made in heaven a match made in heaven a match made in heaven
21:33a
21:33match made in heaven i trip once and accidentally unlock two-way audio is this an antique brass
21:39lamp or an iphone 99 and match made in heaven i didn't even get a clear look at marcus's face
21:44yet
21:45goddess is that you speaking goddess are you still there hello can you hear me are you marcus
21:54has the war started on your side did my futuristic weapons kick some ass
22:02how am i worthy to hear the holy voice of the almighty goddess your sacred arsenal destroyed
22:07the iron fan coalition our entire realm owes you our very lives praise be to the almighty goddess
22:14praise be to the almighty goddess
22:19hell yeah i knew my military tech wouldn't let you down my men's foolish remarks earlier were reckless
22:28please do not take offense goddess
22:31i don't mind to honor your divine blessings our realm shall hold a grand royal ceremony i marcus
22:40shall offer you my everything
22:44help i'm getting buried alive by treasure
22:49this divine ration is out of this world one bite and i realize everything we used to eat was pure
22:55sawdust such rich heavenly elixir one sip of this broth feels like adding a hundred years to my life
23:04thank you goddess our warriors haven't been this happy in a long time
23:08marcus i've told you many times i'm just an ordinary person from the future you can just call
23:14me livia in your world you may be ordinary but in edonia you are the living salvation i witnessed with
23:21my
23:22own eyes you are the only god my people and i will ever bow to
23:30also you've sent way too much stuff marcus my place is overflowing
23:34forgive me goddess
23:37adonia's impoverished gift and these matal trinkles are all i possess
23:40i am worthless
23:42and can only offer these filthy things to prove my devotion
23:45no no don't get me wrong i'm not complaining
23:48i just mean don't empty your realm's royal vaults for me
23:51listen to me tell me what you need over there
23:54food
23:55pure water
23:56heavy armaments
23:58medical supplies
23:59i will drop you everything you need
24:02to crush this war
24:05one treasure alone is worth three hundred million
24:08with this much it'll definitely be enough to trade for those military supplies
24:14are you still there
24:15what did you just say
24:17i said
24:18i am going to save you
24:21i'll help you win this war
24:23and grant your people the peaceful life they deserve
24:27bishop
24:28with the almighty goddess's vow
24:30victory is ours
24:37bishop
24:37i have no mortal treasure worthy of your salvation
24:41this is my soul contract
24:43a sacred bond an elf grants only once in a lifetime
24:46sealed in my heart's blood
24:48i offer you my everlasting loyalty and complete submission
24:52livia from this breath into eternity
24:54in life and in death
24:56marcus acura belongs to you
24:58my god
25:00it's breathtaking
25:05no matter when
25:06no matter where
25:07if you ever call upon my name
25:10i will crawl through the fires of hell for you
25:15marcus
25:22miss you have an incoming communication
25:24shall i connect
25:26connect
25:28what did you just say
25:37miss livia i'm the director of the national museum
25:40is this artifact from your personal collection
25:46this is the lost crown of adopia
25:48the mythical elfin kingdom
25:50miss this artifact rewrites history
25:53it holds the key to proving ancient magic actually existed
25:56please reveal its origin
25:58even the tiniest clue
26:00i can offer 500 million
26:02no one billion for it
26:04is the price too low
26:05name your figure
26:06you don't understand
26:07i've spent my entire life hunting for traces of the elven realm
26:10i know a legendary artifact like this is priceless
26:13just give me a clue
26:14i'll empty my bank accounts for you
26:16no no that's not it
26:17this is an old family heirloom
26:20actually i wanted to ask
26:22if i happen to have an entire stash of elven artifacts
26:25would you be willing to buy them all
26:31this this
26:32surprise
26:33incredible
26:33miss livia
26:34you are a national hero
26:36i'll take them all
26:41i knew it
26:42the legendary elven kingdom actually existed
26:45my life's work wasn't in vain
26:48director with all your deep research
26:50tell me how did anomia actually fall
26:52didn't the bishop marcus save his kingdom
26:53he fought like a god
26:55marcus was an invincible warlord
26:57and a master of high magic
26:59as long as marcus drew breath
27:01adonia was unassierable
27:04but sadly
27:05but what
27:06tragically the last king of adonia
27:08synecus
27:09was a paranoid corrupt tyrant
27:11who envied marcus's glory
27:13right after a major victory
27:15he sent royal envoys with gifts
27:17but the wine they offered
27:18was laced with lethal poison
27:21marcus fought like a wounded lion
27:22the poison paralyzed his magic
27:24the assassin envoys butchered where he stood
27:26within a year of marcus's death
27:28the orc and dwarf horde breached the gates
27:30and erased enea from the earth
27:31so that's how his story ended
27:35wait
27:36tomorrow his majesty king sechris
27:38will send royal envoys to grant
27:40official rewards
27:41oh god no
27:44bishop marcus
27:46his majesty has sent this divine wine
27:48to honor your grand victory
27:49over the iron faith coalition
27:51drink up your grace
27:53and accept the king's royal favor
27:55i marcus
27:57accept his majesty's royal favor
28:00your grace please proceed
28:08marcus
28:10goddess
28:11marcus
28:12don't drink that wine
28:13it's poisoned
28:14his majesty's favor is far too grained
28:17for me to enjoy alone
28:18why don't you three envoys drink first
28:21to show your absolute loyalty to the crown
28:23bishop this was specially given to you
28:26by his majesty
28:27how could we dare drink it
28:35how dare you
28:36to poison the bishop
28:51on your knees
28:53marcus
28:54are you okay
28:55did they hurt you
28:59not a single scratch
29:02my eternal thanks to your warning goddess
29:04otherwise i would have fallen to treason today
29:07bishop it was the wrist guard the goddess sent
29:09it blocked the attack
29:10the goddess is almighty
29:13wait a minute
29:14what wrist guard
29:15i never sent you a wrist guard
29:17what on earth did you guys put on your arm
29:20it was your very first holy relic
29:23the soft pink fabric bordered with delicate lace frills
29:27soft yet strong with a beautiful fragrance
29:30i have worn it as a wrist guard
29:32i have worn it as a wrist guard close to my skin
29:34oh no
29:36that piece of lingerie
29:37never mind
29:38whatever makes you happy
29:39you're welcome
29:39indeed
29:39every drop of your grace
29:41is a sacred blessing
29:42marcus
29:43wears my freaking lace underwear on his arm
29:45every single day
29:46i am dying of embarrassment
29:48bishop
29:48the assassin confessed
29:51the null magic bolts
29:52stripping the northern garrison
29:54and today's poisoned execution
29:55all of it
29:57was ordered directly by king senechius himself
29:59bishop
30:01the king wants you dead
30:03he sold our defense plans to the enemy
30:05he's literally marching us straight into a slaughterhouse
30:08if the goddess hadn't warned you
30:10you'd be dead by now
30:14i have bled for edonia for over three centuries
30:17even if my king demands my neck
30:19i cannot turn my back on my homeland
30:26what if the king himself is dragging his own people into hell
30:29who do you choose marcus
30:31the tyrant on the throne
30:33or the millions praying for survival
30:38the people
30:39always
30:42without the people
30:43a kingdom is nothing but ash and dust
30:49the king is a corrupt madman
30:51leave him in power
30:53and a dosha dies within months
30:56marcus you love your people like family
30:58you have the intellect
31:00the honor and the strength
31:01if you lead edonia
31:03your realm will rise to untouchable glory
31:12bishop
31:12we swore our allegiance to you
31:14not the parasite sitting on that throne
31:16please lead us
31:17let us live
31:21if this is the divine decree of my goddess
31:24issue the command
31:25mobilize the legions
31:26prepare for war
31:27from this moment forth
31:28we bleed for every innocent life in this realm
31:30we fight for edonia
31:32people of edonia
31:33our king sells our blood and land to buy his own luxury while foreign armies sharpen their blades at our
31:39gates
31:39we have been betrayed
31:41we have been betrayed
31:41but we will not be broken
31:42rise
31:43rise and fight for your homes
31:45for your families
31:46for edoria
31:47i never sought a crown
31:49but i will guarantee that every single one of you survives
31:52now those who choose to live
31:54marcus
31:57i'm behind you all the way
31:59take the throne marcus
32:01your life belongs to me
32:02and i forbid you to die
32:09seventh quantum scan complete
32:11stable temporarily rift detected within the lamp's resonance frequency
32:16if this lamp can transmit audio and matter
32:19we can expand it into a full-scale dimensional portal for troops and heavy armor
32:23we just need to sync the quantum frequencies
32:27establishing portal bridge
32:29calibrating spatial stability
32:35nailed it
32:36now we just let it charge
32:38while the dimensional tunnel stabilizes
32:40let's ship over some survival supplies
32:42butler
32:43activate maximum shopping spree mode
32:49100 tons of military rations
32:52full trauma surgeon kits
32:54holy crap look at those supplies
32:55is doomsday coming?
32:57stop filming man
32:58we need to go panic buy too
32:59right drinking water
33:01should i just order another 100 tons of bottled water?
33:04miss livia
33:05emergency weather alert
33:06a record-breaking catastrophic rainstorm is forecast for tomorrow
33:09all citizens are advised to shelter indoors
33:12why let a billion gallons of storm water flood our sewers?
33:15marcus
33:16go find a completely dried up riverbed
33:19a dried up riverbed?
33:21we have dozens of those
33:22but why in the world does the goddess need a riverbed?
33:26tomorrow
33:26i'm going to send you a whole river
33:30a whole river?
33:32the goddess is omnipotent
33:33our crops
33:34our livestock
33:34our people
33:35andonia is saved
33:37praise the goddess
33:37praise be to the almighty goddess
33:40glory to her holy name forever
33:45almost time for marcus
33:50where's the fire
33:51freak?
33:52did you just see a ghost?
33:54get out of my way
33:55leva
33:55break up or not
33:56you froze all my credit cards
33:58i can't even buy dinner
34:00don't you think you're being insanely petty?
34:03that's my money
34:05you stole my tech patents
34:07the fact that i haven't sued you into absolute bankruptcy
34:10is me being merciful
34:12unfreeze his cards
34:14and wire us five million dollars
34:15and we'll pretend none of this happened
34:18otherwise
34:19mark happens to have some very hot photos of you
34:24you secretly snapped private photos of me?
34:26you sick pervert!
34:28you might be an anti-social freak
34:30but your body isn't half bad
34:31if i leak these online
34:33maybe someone will actually invite you to the graduation ball
34:36you should be thanking me
34:38is that hot body how you landed that billionaire
34:41who bought you a truckload of gold?
34:43how many times did you spread your legs for him?
34:46did you try every dirty trick in the book?
34:49why else would a rich guy throw a billion dollars at a freak like you?
34:54you two picked the wrong girl to blackmail
34:56extortion and revenge porn are felony crimes
34:59my lawyers will have you behind bars before your post even hits the net
35:04i don't have time for your pathetic trash
35:06oh come on where do you think you're going?
35:10huh what's this?
35:12why are you hugging a dusty trash lamp?
35:15i said
35:17move
35:31ms emergency rainstorm all students must stay indoors
35:33get backside now
35:35no let me go
35:36i came out here specifically for the storm
35:38i can absorb the entire rainstorm
35:40quit playing games miss
35:42you're gonna get struck by lightning
35:43move
35:53we've been waiting under this heat for hours
35:55the goddess promised us a whole river
35:58so where is it?
36:00did our offerings displease her?
36:03did the goddess abandon us and take back her holy vow?
36:08bishop
36:09should we?
36:11goddess said she would come
36:12she will come
36:16miss! step back!
36:28what do you think you're doing?
36:34what?
36:35what kind of black magic is that?
36:42marcus
36:43i didn't break my promise
36:47bishop
36:50i said
36:51she will come
36:53a river?
36:54it's all a pathetic lie
36:57get up everyone
36:59this goddess is treating us like blind fools
37:09it's water
37:12it's water bishop
37:14the goddess actually dropped us a whole river
37:24i knew it
37:25the goddess would never deceive us
37:27praise me to the goddess
37:29so much water
37:30this river will feed our children for generations
37:32we can plant crops
37:33raise livestock
37:34Adonia rises again
37:35hear my vow
37:36from this day until the end of time
37:41this sacred water
37:43shall be known as the Livianor river
37:45meaning
37:45liver's eternal blessing
37:48set up collection points along its banks
37:51irrigation for crops
37:53and drinking water for livestock
37:54take highest priority
37:56by your command my lord
37:58my eternal thanks Livia
38:01this river will breathe life into my people
38:04and into my broken realm
38:07did she just swallow the entire rainstorm
38:10into that brass lamp?
38:11i have no freaking idea
38:12she's the campus genius tech freak
38:14that must be some high-tech quantum drainage weapon
38:17that lamp
38:17there's something terrifyingly special about it
38:20it's probably her latest classified tech patent
38:22that thing is worth a bloody fortune
38:25dimensional portal stabilization at 99%
38:28estimated time to full calibration
38:3117 minutes
38:32come on
38:33just a little faster
38:34critical error detected
38:36power grid failure
38:37system initiating forced shutdown
38:41shut down?
38:42butler what the hell just happened?
38:44what the?
38:46did the power grid just short circuit?
38:51who's there?
38:52you two?
38:53did you hack my security firewall?
38:55hacking a tech freak's quantum firewall?
38:58please
38:58we used a much simpler trick
39:01we pulled your main circuit breaker
39:04what do you want?
39:05so this is your top secret new patent, huh?
39:09don't touch my lamp
39:11why so defensive, babe?
39:13we just came to collect our multi-million dollar paycheck
39:15the way you're risking your neck for this dusty lamp
39:18it must be worth a bloody fortune
39:20get your disgusting hands off me!
39:22save your breath, freak
39:24with your AI system dead
39:25you can't call the cops or record a single thing
39:28hand over the lamp and your bank codes
39:30and let us to break your pretty fingers
39:34don't touch my lamp
39:36goddess?
39:37why so defensive, babe?
39:39we just came to collect our multi-million dollar paycheck
39:41hand over the lamp and your bank codes
39:43unless you want us to break your pretty fingers
39:45no, she's in danger
39:46let's see what kind of multi-million dollar tech you're hiding in here
39:50don't you touch it!
39:51I swear to god
39:51you will regret this!
39:52shut up, bitch!
39:54ah!
39:55my eyes!
39:56what the hell is that?
39:59marcus?
40:00is that you?
40:00did my divine magic strike those bastards, my goddess?
40:04are you hurt?
40:05thank you, marcus
40:07if i can flip the emergency breaker
40:09butler will reboot instantly
40:11fine
40:11you little bitch, you actually tried to blind me?
40:15you need to be taught a lesson!
40:16emergency backup grid, online
40:18AI system rebooted
40:19violent intruders identified
40:20dispatching armed police units
40:22what the hell?
40:24didn't we cut the damn main breaker?
40:25how should i know?
40:26forget it, let's teach this freak a lesson first
40:28dimensional wormhole stability at 100%
40:31portal breach initiated
40:34take your filthy hands off my goddess
40:36ow! that hurts!
40:39who the hell are you?
40:42ahhhh!
40:47freeze! hands on your heads on the ground!
40:52they're the police, they're with us
40:54let him go, marcus
40:56she attacked me first!
40:58look at my arm!
40:59breaking and entering, tell it to the judge
41:04my goddess
41:05i am late
41:07forgive me
41:08marcus?
41:10you're really him?
41:11the legendary elfin high bishop?
41:13the man who has been speaking to me across time and space?
41:15it is i, marcus
41:17your forever bound faithful servant
41:19that metal box
41:21it moves without horses?
41:23yep!
41:24magnetic levitation engines
41:26powered by electricity
41:27magnetic force?
41:28what does it eat?
41:30it doesn't eat food
41:32it's a machine, marcus
41:33it's not a living creature
41:34is this the heavenly kingdom where gods dwell?
41:38compared to this grailient paradise
41:40Edonia is a hellscape
41:51your world is powered by my magic
41:55mine
41:55is powered purely by science and technology
41:59at your service Miss Livia
42:03technology truly miraculous
42:05so
42:06am i the only soul in this realm who wields true magic?
42:09one hundred percent
42:13marcus, what are you doing?
42:17allow the only magic user in your world to heal your wounds with magic, my goddess
42:21stop calling me goddess, marcus
42:23just call me Livia
42:24that's an order from your goddess
42:28lyria
42:29now take this
42:31off
42:32the holy wrist guard?
42:35it's not a wrist guard
42:37then what is it for?
42:39it's not important
42:47the temporarily wormhole stays stable for 24 hours
42:50by this exact time tomorrow
42:52you'll be able to travel back to your realm
42:55I'm ready
42:57once I return
42:58I will march the legion straight to the royal capital
43:00overthrow the tyrant
43:01I've got your back
43:02advanced weaponry, orbital reconnaissance, logistics
43:06the overwhelming power of modern science
43:09Livia
43:10I owe you my kingdom, my life, everything
43:15I can never repay you
43:19Miss
43:20new messages from the student group chat
43:23figures
43:24nobody invited that creepy tech freak Livia
43:26she's literally the only one without a date
43:29at tomorrow's graduation ball
43:30she'll be sitting alone in the corner stuffing her face
43:32Lyra, you are brilliant, kind and divine
43:36why do these foul mortals dare mock you?
43:39who says I don't have a date?
43:41I do
43:42and he is hotter than every single guy at this school combined
43:46well here's your chance to start repaying me
43:48tomorrow night at the graduation ball
43:50you're taking me as my date
44:01are you ready?
44:08do I look foolish?
44:14You look ridiculously, dangerously, insanely handsome
44:19Tonight, we are going to wipe the floor with those pathetic bullies.
44:32Who is that? He's gorgeous. I've never seen him before.
44:36Look at his pinted ears. Is he cosplaying?
44:40How in the hell did a freak like Livia pull a guy that ridiculously hot?
44:48I have never considered myself a freak. Passionately chasing what you love is never shameful.
44:53The people who actually deserve mockery are those with no ambitialent, and nothing better to do than spread toxic envy.
45:01Life is far too precious to waste on mediocrity.
45:10See that, Marcus? You completely broke their minds.
45:15Really? But I'm only who I am because of you.
45:18Livia.
45:21My grace, my faith, my forever love.
45:29You have to go back soon.
45:31Which is why I want to memorize every single second with you.
45:43Livia, am I... am I dreaming?
45:46Then let's make sure we never wake up.
45:49Oh, by the way, you wanted to know what that wrist guard is really meant for?
45:55Let me... demonstrate.
46:02Dimensional portal stabilization failing.
46:05One minute countdown to forced closure initiated.
46:13I'm pushing the weapons panifelfs through now, Marcus.
46:16My whole life I've grieved your tragic early death as told in my parents' legends, but not now.
46:22Today, we are going to rewrite destiny itself.
46:25And remember, your life is mine.
46:31By your eternal command, my goddess I, Marcus, will victory with this war.
46:49Bishop!
46:51You're alive! You've returned!
46:54We tore this realm apart looking for you.
46:56We thought... we thought King Senechius had...
46:59I am fine. My divine discussion with the goddess is complete.
47:02Order the legions mobilize every warrior.
47:05Prepare for a grand ceremony in the Citadel Square tonight.
47:08For tomorrow at dawn, we march on the capital and cleanse Enoria.
47:21Hear me, sons and daughters of Edonia.
47:24This is our final war.
47:25If we win, the elves will never nem bleed for another tyrant.
47:29And if we fail, with the goddess shielding us, we are incapable of failure.
47:36Praise be to your mighty goddess.
47:39All hail her divine power.
47:45The final battle.
47:47Livia, wait for me.
47:53What... what are these?
47:55These are siege mengs.
47:56Cybernautic weapon platforms, equipped with hyper-intelligent targeting, and devastating anti-fortress firepower.
48:06Such a catastrophic, horrifying force.
48:09These truly are weapons from the goddess.
48:11With the goddess on our side, this victory is sealed!
48:13Hear my command.
48:14Left flank, three units.
48:16Right flank, two units.
48:18Prime unit, move to the center and form the spearhead!
48:22Follow me.
48:23We take the capital today.
48:25Marcus!
48:26This is treason!
48:28Rebellion!
48:29A slave attacking his king!
48:31The only traitor in Edonia is the tyrant who sent assassins to murder his own high bishop.
48:36The monster who sold our battle plans to the Horde.
48:39The coward who sent my legion to die while he hid in luxury.
48:43You betrayed your own blood, your majesty!
48:51You betrayed your people.
48:54Bishop, once the citizens learned of Senechus' horrific treason, not a single soul resisted.
48:59Our vanguard has taken the royal palace without shedding a drop of blood.
49:02For the sake of the days we grew up as brothers, I will not take your life.
49:07I shall lock you at the peak of the royal tower for eternity, where you will watch Edonia prosper beneath
49:13my rule and reflect upon your sins.
49:17I didn't lose to a traitor like you.
49:20I lost to a bloody god.
49:23But hear me, Marcus.
49:25I will never let you humiliate me.
49:27I will never rot in your tower!
49:30Curse your goddess!
49:32Anyone who defies me dies!
49:35Protect the bishop!
49:40No!
49:42The final war.
49:43I'm fighting by Marcus' side.
49:50Marcus!
49:51Marcus!
49:56Livia!
49:57No!
49:58Why?
49:59Why won't my holy magic mend this lamp?
50:02Please, my goddess.
50:03Speak to me!
50:04Livia!
50:05Answer me!
50:06Bishop!
50:07Look!
50:08No!
50:09Don't leave me!
50:10Livia!
50:11You swore you would wait for me!
50:13You said if this was a dream, we would never wake up!
50:16I refuse to believe this!
50:19I refuse to let you go!
50:21No!
50:22No!
50:23No!
50:23No!
50:23No!
50:24No!
50:25No!
50:26No!
50:27No!
50:28No!
50:29No!
50:31No!
50:32No!
50:32Please tell me you're not still hunting for this Marcus guy!
50:35I told you he's just an ancient elven legend!
50:38And I have zero memory of any gold treasures or alien artifacts you keep talking about!
50:44Plus, how in the world could I source you a military arsenal?
50:48Sweetheart, you're just overworked and hallucinating!
50:51Ever since the lamp shattered, every single divine treasure Marcus sent vanished into dust!
50:57Everyone around me forgot he ever existed!
51:00It's as if he truly was nothing more than a beautiful dream!
51:03But I know the truth!
51:05My heart remembers!
51:06I truly loved the High Bishop of Edenia, and he loved me!
51:11We're not dead, we're just lost in the endless tides of time, waiting to find each other once more!
51:26I finally found you, Livia, my goddess, my faith, my love!
51:33Marcus, from this moment into eternity, we will never be parted again!
51:37?!
51:37I love you!
51:38Mew, Mew, Mew, Mew, Mew!
51:39Mew, Mew!