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00:13It set the whole world on fire.
00:17Oh, hell yeah!
00:21Yes!
00:35Nau mai haere mai and welcome to Taskmaster.
00:39My name is Jeremy Wells and when I was born a doctor discovered I had a birthmark on my left
00:46buttock that looks like the letters TM.
00:48They immediately called TVNZ to tell them the golden child had finally been found.
00:56Tis I, the chosen one, I am the Taskmaster.
01:03And joining me tonight are five comedians who started regretting their decision to be part of this show around episode
01:10four.
01:11Please, put your hands together for Dave Whane!
01:15Whane Hotini!
01:18Morgana O'Reilly!
01:21Rhys Mathewson!
01:24And Rose Matafeo!
01:28And by my side is the Tonto to my Lone Ranger, the Newsboy to my Havoc.
01:34Or for viewers born this century, the Jake to my Logan Paul.
01:38It's Paul Williams!
01:44I'm ready to kick things off.
01:46What's the prize task today?
01:47Today we asked our contestants to bring in the best thing that smells awful.
01:53Dave, what stinky thing have you brought in?
01:56Well, what I've brought in are these.
02:02Because I'm not supposed to play sport otherwise my wife will kill me.
02:06So what I do is I keep them hidden where you hide the spare tyre and I run off and
02:12play sport.
02:13And then I come home and she goes, have you been playing rugby again?
02:16And I go, no.
02:17I wouldn't do that.
02:19Stupid.
02:19What a game.
02:20Duh.
02:21But she got in the car once and she went, where are those boots?
02:27And she found the boots and I'm not allowed to play sport anymore again.
02:33Morgana, what did you bring in?
02:34Oh, thank you for asking.
02:38I just think one of the best things is a really classic egg sandwich.
02:43But what I've done is I've put it in a plastic lunch box.
02:47Okay, so when you open that, it's going to fill the whole room.
02:52And you're going to have to apologise for your lunch.
02:54Where do you sit on a chive added to an egg sandwich?
02:58I'd go a chive.
02:59Yeah.
03:01I'm more than happy for a chive.
03:02Split a bag of chives.
03:03Yeah.
03:04Split a bag.
03:05Do you want to go do some chives?
03:08What great stinky thing did you bring in, Huani?
03:10So I'm playing into your interests a little bit.
03:14Because I know you're a big cricket fan.
03:16You're a big fan of all the cricket legends we have in New Zealand.
03:19Oh, we have so many.
03:20They're so good.
03:22But if you're a fan of Grant Elliott, you'll love this right here.
03:27Oh.
03:28Wow.
03:29Wow.
03:31That is the box of Grant Elliott and he's even helpfully done a little diagram of what it's protecting.
03:38They call him the Hairy Javelin and that's a real nickname that he has.
03:46That's his nickname.
03:47The Hairy Javelin.
03:49Rose, what did you bring in?
03:50Look, Jeremy, let me cast your mind back to the year of 2002.
03:55You're a kid.
03:56You're at a birthday party.
03:58It's just heaven on earth.
03:59You're at Megazone, laser tag, the best place on earth.
04:01But what we can all agree upon is that the best thing is laser tag, but the worst thing is
04:07how the laser tag vest smells, of course.
04:11The virginal sweat smell coming off that vest is pungent.
04:16If it could speak, it would tell you that Star Wars Episode 1 was an underrated film.
04:22How did you get hold of this?
04:23I go way back with the Megazone Rose Road a lot, yeah.
04:27And I stole, I stole one.
04:31Race, what did you bring in?
04:32I think the best thing that smells awful is this.
04:36Do you see it, Jeremy?
04:39No.
04:39But it's been in front of you for the last six episodes.
04:48The best, worst smelling thing is the inside of a cast.
04:52Oh, yeah.
04:55Eight weeks ago, I bribed a medical professional to put a cast on me.
05:02Wow.
05:04Wow.
05:05I told her these guys a log fell on it and they believed me.
05:08Yep.
05:09Why would you choose that story?
05:11Look, I'm pissed off because I saw you the night that you said it happened and you did not have
05:16a cast on.
05:18Pretty good.
05:20Well, I mean, has he smelt it?
05:22Do you want to smell it?
05:22Smell it.
05:23Smell it.
05:24There's something about smelling your own cast that you can't...
05:27Oh.
05:28Yeah.
05:31But the problem is you just keep going back to it.
05:34Yeah, you never just get one smell.
05:36You go, oh, that's filthy.
05:37And you're back in again.
05:39Straight back in.
05:40Okay, let's score it.
05:41I love the smell of egg sandwich.
05:44So I'm going to go with one point for Morgana.
05:46Dave's boots.
05:47I'm going to go with two points because you make quite a lot of money out of those boots.
05:51I reckon you could sell those online.
05:52Grant Elliott's box.
05:54It's a great thing, but I actually like the smell.
05:59Grant Elliott is a very good smelling man.
06:04I've been up close with him.
06:07Rose's laser tag vest.
06:09I think that was very good.
06:10Those things stink.
06:11So four points for Rose.
06:12And of course, five points for Reece Mathewson.
06:15That was so good.
06:17Long time.
06:19Let's get to the first proper task of the show.
06:23I don't know my love language, but I do know that if you love language, you will love this task.
06:35Hello, Reece.
06:36Hi, Paul.
06:37Hello, Paul.
06:39Are you sources?
06:40Hmm?
06:40Hell, there's a lot of stuff here.
06:46Out loud, please.
06:47Okay.
06:48I'm a little bit dyslexic.
06:50Like, I need to just state that.
06:52Don't worry.
06:52There's no hard words in this one.
06:54The fenestrate.
06:55The bib cock.
06:57Degli...
06:58Gle...
06:58Gle...
06:59Gle...
06:59Gle...
06:59Gle...
07:00Gle...
07:00Gle...
07:04This is funny.
07:06Deglutition the casein.
07:08Masticate the chicle.
07:10Preambulate whilst donning the...
07:12Aglet.
07:13And use the sack butt to engender something...
07:16Mele...
07:17Mele...
07:18Mele...
07:19Mele...
07:19Am I allowed to ask you that word?
07:23Mele-fluous.
07:24Mele-fluous.
07:25Mele-fluous.
07:26Any second that you are using the dictionary will be multiplied by ten in your final time.
07:30Fastest wins.
07:31Your time starts now.
07:33Okay.
07:33Do you know any of those words?
07:44So what's happening with the dictionary?
07:45If they use the dictionary, every second will be times by ten.
07:49Okay.
07:49So you don't want to be using the dictionary.
07:51Okay.
07:52Who are we going to see try to decode this task first, Paul?
07:55Up first, it's whane, hoane and morgane.
08:00Decalculate the question.
08:01Masticate the chicle.
08:03Oh, I'm going to have to use the dictionary heaps.
08:06Would you like to look up a word?
08:07I'd like to look up all of them.
08:09It's bad if you do.
08:11Donning the aglet.
08:12The aglet's the only one that I know.
08:14What's an aglet?
08:15It's this bit.
08:16That's an aglet.
08:17What is to perambulate?
08:19I'm going to have to go back to the dictionary.
08:21Every second is worth ten.
08:23Walk through, over or about.
08:25What?
08:25I just wear the shoe.
08:27Whilst donning the aglet.
08:31So what are you, what are you?
08:33I'm covering my bases.
08:35Okay.
08:36Okay.
08:38Deglugitation the casein.
08:40It sounds like you drink something.
08:42Oh God, what's the casein?
08:43Every second is worth ten.
08:46Yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry.
08:47The main protein I knew you were going to be in milk.
08:51The juice of a cow.
08:55Use the sack butt to engender something mellifluous.
08:58Sack butt, an early form of trombone.
09:04And was that mellifluous?
09:06There's jazz.
09:08Pleasing musical flowing.
09:18I know masticate.
09:20That's chew, right?
09:21It says grind or chew.
09:23Every second is ten seconds.
09:25Damn, this is going to be long, eh?
09:26What's this?
09:28Chewing gum.
09:30I'm masticating the sickle.
09:34Defenestrate the big cock.
09:37Is that what that means, defenestrate?
09:40Defence.
09:42Defence.
09:42You're using it a lot.
09:44I would love to find.
09:46A bib cock?
09:47Yeah.
09:48A tap with a bent nozzle fixed at the end of a pipe.
09:51A tap with a bent nozzle fixed at the end of the pipe.
09:54Damn, that's so annoying.
09:56This is the thing.
09:57Don't want ten seconds.
09:59What word are you going to look up?
10:01Defenestrate.
10:02Defence.
10:03Defenestration.
10:04The action of throwing out of a window.
10:08Oh.
10:14I've stopped the clock.
10:17Nice.
10:17Okay.
10:18Stupid games.
10:19Not a game, it's a task.
10:21Task my ass!
10:26Impressive.
10:26Everybody seemed to know what an aglet was.
10:30Yeah.
10:30There's like a kids show that has a whole song about an aglet.
10:34I didn't know that.
10:35I don't think that's in there, but I thought the aglet was the judge's hammer for a long time.
10:40Gavel.
10:41Anvil.
10:42What's that one?
10:43Gavel.
10:43See?
10:44Similar.
10:45That's what kills Bugs Bunny.
10:46Yeah.
10:48Morgana, you started looking up a lot of words.
10:52Yeah.
10:52You seem to leave the dictionary open.
10:56Why?
10:57What's the problem?
11:00Well, it just depends.
11:01What would you consider using the dictionary?
11:03If it's open, is it used?
11:05Yeah.
11:06Okay.
11:07Oh.
11:09Dave, you were using the dictionary a bit, and then Paul said that it was bad, and then
11:13you stopped using it completely.
11:15Because I got scared.
11:17You know, I'm quite a fearful person.
11:20You know, like if you say, hey Dave, it's like this, you know.
11:25Dave was quite frugal with his dictionary use.
11:28He only used it for 38 seconds.
11:30Hawani used the dictionary for 261 seconds.
11:33Uh, Morgana spent 417 seconds using the dictionary.
11:38Hawani's final time, 58 minutes and 18 seconds.
11:42Oh.
11:43Dave, 45 minutes and 5 seconds.
11:46Morgana, 1 hour, 26 minutes and 46 seconds.
11:49Now's your chance to get a cup of tea for degletitian, and Bicky's to masticate.
11:54We all know that's not a naughty word now, it's the other one that means self-pleasure.
11:59We'll see you after this.
12:13Welcome back to Taskmaster, where five fluent English-speaking comedians are demonstrating
12:19just how few words of the English language they actually know.
12:23Up next, it's Rhys and Rose.
12:26I know what half of these words mean.
12:28Okay.
12:29And the hard ones, not just like the.
12:31Okay.
12:32Donning the aglet is in a shoelace.
12:34The aglet is a part of a shoe.
12:36I'm wearing this.
12:40Perambulate to walk around.
12:42All from Latin, my dear boy.
12:44Use the sackbut to engender something mellifluous.
12:46So mellifluous means good.
12:47The sackbut, I believe, is this.
12:53Masticate the chew.
12:54I mean, I'm just gonna guess.
12:55That's chew.
12:56I'm chewing.
12:58Swallow.
12:59You're not gonna get me to swallow anything but that.
13:01You're using the dictionary?
13:03What kind of milk is this?
13:05Blue top.
13:06I chewed that.
13:07I perambulated.
13:09I'm gonna have to look it up.
13:10What are you gonna look up?
13:12Defensrate.
13:12Throwing out the window.
13:14Defensrate means to put something through a window.
13:16I don't know what the bib cock is.
13:18Oh, I just opened it after birth?
13:20What does that mean?
13:20I don't want to tell you, man.
13:22A tap.
13:23You're still using the dictionary?
13:30What did you just do?
13:32Defenestrated maybe a bib cock.
13:35I've stopped the clock.
13:36I could've just done that better.
13:38Have I done it?
13:40No.
13:41You've not done it.
13:42Mastic, do I just chew everything?
13:47Before I've done it, you have to chew.
13:49Okay.
13:50Thank you so much for everything.
13:53Thank you, Rose.
13:54Why am I being so proud and not just looking it up?
13:58Cason.
13:59The main protein in milk.
14:01Done.
14:02Okay.
14:02Chiclay.
14:03The milky juice.
14:04The chewing gum.
14:05So I've drunk the milk.
14:06I've chewed the chewing gum.
14:07I've defenestrated the bib cock.
14:09What are you looking up now?
14:11Bib cock.
14:12A tap.
14:12Yeah, I've defenestrated the bib cock.
14:14So now it must be the sack bit.
14:15Early form of trombone.
14:17I did it.
14:18I've not stopped the clock.
14:19I've done everything.
14:21Defenestrate the bib cock.
14:22Did it.
14:26Grandiite means walk around.
14:28Are you using that?
14:28Well, obviously.
14:29Because I've done everything else.
14:31What left do I have?
14:38I've not stopped the clock.
14:41Defenestrate the bib cock.
14:42I looked at what that is.
14:44Words were supposed to be my friends.
14:49Let's look up perambulate.
14:51Just in case.
14:52Okay.
14:52Walk from place to place.
14:54Travel through and inspect.
14:56Formally establish the boundaries of a parish.
14:59Oh, I'm sorry.
15:00Is there a parish whose boundaries you needed established?
15:05I'm now thinking whether I have to go to a different room in this house and throw this through a
15:10proper window.
15:11You're welcome to if you want.
15:12But I do consider that a window.
15:17This is coming out of your paycheck.
15:26Stop the clock.
15:26Actually.
15:28Mm-hmm.
15:29I'd thrown it out of the window.
15:30You'd said that that was a window.
15:32I had thrown it out.
15:34Oh, you dog.
15:37Would you say that was throwing?
15:44Now that was a throw.
15:51Oh, my God.
15:55Things were going so well there for you for a while, weren't they, Race?
15:58Particularly when you were wandering around with confidence saying,
16:00It's all from Latin, my dear boy.
16:03That was the one word I was truly confident in.
16:06And I still think I'm right.
16:08I would argue that if I had grabbed Paul by the lapels and done to him what I did to
16:13the bibcock through any window, he would feel defenestrated.
16:19You handed the tap with the gentleness of like a fireman, of a baby through a window when it's on
16:24fire.
16:24Yeah, like Michael Jackson that time he put the baby out the window and brought it back.
16:28With the race of blanket out the window.
16:31Yeah.
16:32I think the saddest part for me was the bit where you said, and words were supposed to be my
16:36friends.
16:37My whole job is words.
16:39If I don't have that, fill my pockets with rocks and I'll walk into the ocean.
16:47What do you think, Jeremy? Do you think his initial defenestration was a defenestration?
16:52No, he just passed it through from hand to hand.
16:54I just for once would like to hear you, Rose, after a tusk say,
16:58I think I did quite well there, I'm happy with that.
17:00I need to heal my inner child slash inner, like, three months ago.
17:05At all.
17:06So, time wise, currently the fastest time is Dave with 45 minutes and five seconds.
17:12No!
17:12Well, I haven't said their times yet, sorry.
17:16No, don't then.
17:19Just leave it there.
17:21So, Rhys was one hour, 22 minutes and 21 seconds.
17:26Rose, 27 minutes 15.
17:28Wow.
17:31That means one point for Morgana, two points for Rhys, three points for Huwani, four points for Dave, and five
17:37points for Rose Matafeo.
17:41So, how are the scores looking for the episode so far, Paul?
17:45Out in first, with nine points, it's Rose.
17:51Okay, Paul, I am ready for another task.
17:55We, chef.
17:56Our third course, we have a healthy portion of entertainment with a side serving of cracker.
18:10Hello, Rose.
18:11Hello, Paul.
18:12Hello, Dave.
18:13Hello.
18:14Hello, Morgana.
18:15Hello, Rhys.
18:16Hello, Huwani.
18:17Hey, Paul.
18:18How are you, Paul?
18:18Not good.
18:21Okay.
18:22Right.
18:22Okay.
18:23Um, okay.
18:25Open the five-star restaurant.
18:27Your restaurant's menu must include entrees, mains, desserts and drinks.
18:32Best five-star restaurant wins.
18:34Your customer will arrive in 45 minutes.
18:37Your time starts now.
18:39Okay.
18:40It's kind of raining outside.
18:41Oh, do you think that's good?
18:42No.
18:42I kind of think it's an experience.
18:44Is it a picnic restaurant?
18:46Okay, five stars.
18:47Like, we can think of hun names of, uh, celebrities for each of these dishes.
18:52Brad Wheat.
18:53Brad, like Brad Pitt.
18:54Yeah.
18:55Mmm.
18:56That was pretty, like, that was worse than I actually could have imagined.
18:59It's gonna make you feel.
19:00Feel something.
19:01Are you front of house?
19:02Yeah.
19:03Welcome to the restaurant.
19:05I'm gonna take a seat, please.
19:06That will actually...
19:07So, you're gonna be a French waiter.
19:09With one arm.
19:10With...
19:11So, if we go on picnic, should we do, like, the little ziplock bags?
19:15Oh, and it's just filled with a smell?
19:17Probably some really sexy lighting.
19:20Mmm.
19:21And a smoke machine.
19:22Oh, a little bit of haze!
19:23Yeah.
19:24This is turning more into the porn restaurant we were talking about, I think.
19:28But, I think it's a good mix.
19:29No, yeah.
19:30And you have to be topless.
19:33They get a discount if they're topless.
19:36Okay, I like that.
19:37There's no...
19:38It's nostalgic.
19:39There's no tables.
19:40It's evocative.
19:41It's the feeling of a day with your family in the sun.
19:44Paul Machutney.
19:48We've got...
19:49We've got Paul Machutney in the house tonight.
19:52There he is.
19:54Oh!
19:55Oh!
19:56Oh!
19:56Oh!
19:57Oh!
19:59Okay, so a couple of five-star restaurants.
20:04As the diner, Paul, have you got any dietary requirements?
20:07I do, Jeremy.
20:08So, I had a dietary requirements card in my coat pocket.
20:12These were my dietary requirements.
20:14Drink must be served at exactly 158 degrees Fahrenheit.
20:19Entree must be at least 30 centimeters tall.
20:22The main must be served at exactly 12 degrees Celsius.
20:26Dessert must be at least one meter long.
20:29Music at a comfortable volume.
20:31A dinner show during the main.
20:33This seems reasonable.
20:35You're a little shit.
20:36Oh, my God.
20:38Whose restaurant are we going to visit first?
20:40Up first with their celebrity-themed five-star restaurant
20:43named Five Star Restaurant, it's Dave and Rose.
20:48Okay.
20:49Sex.
20:50Sexy sex.
20:51Ooh!
20:52We're going to have to start cooking.
20:53Okay.
20:57So, this one's got a raw egg, oat milk.
21:00Beautiful.
21:01Tops with an olive.
21:02I don't think this could be going better.
21:10He's here.
21:12Bonjour, Monsieur.
21:15Bonjour.
21:17Please put on the mask or anything here.
21:20What is this?
21:21It is yum.
21:24It is yummy drink.
21:27It's too hot.
21:28Too hot?
21:29Yeah.
21:30Take it back, please.
21:31He said the drink's too hot.
21:33Hot?
21:34Yeah.
21:35August, have this and do some haze.
21:36Okay.
21:37Good evening, sir.
21:38Good evening.
21:39I am your chef this evening.
21:41Do not be alarmed by the sinister wham which I'm circling you.
21:44We would like to present Brad Wheat Bix.
21:47It is a savoury wheat bix, hot milk, sriracha topped with a celery garnish.
21:52It's too short.
21:53Take it back, please.
21:56So I'll make it bigger.
21:57I'll make it bigger for that.
21:59Sir, I am so sorry.
22:01Here it is.
22:02A little higher for your liking.
22:05It's still too short.
22:06How tall do you need it to be?
22:0830 centimetres.
22:1030 centimetres.
22:11Mm-hmm.
22:18Perfect.
22:18Thank you so much.
22:22Oh.
22:24I mean, I think that's actually quite toxic.
22:26So here are your vegetarian wings served with a mango palm chutney.
22:31It's still too warm.
22:32That's still too cold.
22:33It's way too hot.
22:35Ah.
22:38You here?
22:40What are you doing to my team?
22:41Is there a man crying in the kitchen?
22:43It's not super professional.
22:44Just keep going, eh?
22:46Yeah.
22:47That's all we can do.
22:48So I would like to introduce our dessert course, which is an Angelina jelly served with a custard.
22:53It's not long, no.
22:54How long would you like?
22:55A metre.
22:56A metre.
22:57Yeah.
22:58I can't be bothered finding something a metre long.
23:00Should we kick him out?
23:01Or should we like pain and accident?
23:07I'm so sorry, sir.
23:09We cannot complete your service.
23:11We cannot complete your service.
23:12We cannot complete your service.
23:12We cannot complete your service.
23:13We're so sorry.
23:13We must go to the hospital when you're the worker.
23:16Now, we would like to remind you, you do get a 50% discount if you go topless.
23:25So firstly, for anyone who hasn't worked in a hospital, that is exactly what it's like.
23:30Exactly, yeah.
23:31And look, can I ask if we'd have asked for your dietary requirements, you would have provided them?
23:35Of course.
23:36Shit.
23:36Okay.
23:37I've seen you angry at Paul, but I don't think I've seen you that angry at Paul.
23:40I wrote down a quote, I'll make it effing bigger for that F.
23:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:48That was, we were at breaking point there.
23:51Yeah.
23:52Stop everything before we move on to the third course.
23:55It's time for a quick palate cleanser of ads.
23:57We'll see you after this.
24:10Welcome back to Taskmaster, where we're ranking restaurants.
24:14Watch out, Michelin.
24:16We're the new big dogs in town.
24:17You should have stayed in your lane, making tyres.
24:20Where were we, Paul?
24:21So far, we've seen Dave and Rose feign a horrific injury just to get me to leave their establishment.
24:28Up next, I've booked a picnic blanket for one at Dave for It.
24:34Hello, welcome to Dave for It.
24:36We will be skipping along the grass before we get to our meal.
24:39Paul, we've been waiting for you.
24:41Paul, Paul, over here with Paul.
24:42It's so good to see you.
24:43Catch!
24:44Catch!
24:46Catch!
24:47Really good.
24:49Nice.
24:49Calm down.
24:50Just like in your early days, it is a raro made by somebody who's still learning how to make raro.
24:56Mmm.
24:57It's too cold.
24:58It's too cold?
24:59Take it back.
25:02Close your eyes and take yourself back.
25:06Okay, just for smelling, just for smelling.
25:08Is this warm?
25:09Put your finger in it.
25:10I don't want to put my finger.
25:11He's going to drink that.
25:13He better.
25:14There you go.
25:14There's a nice drink.
25:15Heat it up for you.
25:17It's too cold.
25:17Okay.
25:19It's our deconstructed PB&J.
25:22It's a modern twist on quite an old favourite.
25:26It was too short.
25:27Well, that's what an entree is.
25:28It's to whet the appetite.
25:30Okay.
25:31Sir, if you want height, I believe our mane is going to be really up your alley.
25:34Let's get something up your alley.
25:36Now, what's next?
25:37What does that mean?
25:41It's good.
25:42Have you ever been on a picnic before, sir?
25:44Mm-hmm.
25:44Would you like to tell me about it?
25:45Would you like to mind your own beeswax?
25:49I'm jealous.
25:49I can't believe he gets to eat this.
25:54It's good.
25:54You don't have to tell us.
25:56I'm looking forward to my mane.
25:57We're going for a classic take on a cartoon favourite.
26:01A charcuterie Dagwood, which is one of those cartoon sandwiches from Scooby-Doo that's really tall.
26:06Isn't that a tall sandwich?
26:07It is a tall sandwich.
26:08Really good temperature as well, that sandwich.
26:10It's too hot.
26:11Take it back.
26:12I can see why you're dining alone, sir.
26:16Ooh.
26:16Ooh, look at that.
26:18Seems like you've just put ice cream all through it.
26:20No, no.
26:21It's because you're unexperienced.
26:22It's what it is.
26:23It's gotten warmer.
26:26It gained two degrees.
26:28Take it back, please.
26:29Hey, I've got your mains.
26:31Seems like the mains changed.
26:33Oh, no.
26:33This is what it always was.
26:34Okay.
26:37It's good.
26:38I can tell.
26:39What about the dinner show during my mane?
26:42Absolutely.
26:55Are you getting sleepy, my guy?
26:59That's because the music is rocking so hard.
27:02This is our famous dessert.
27:04It's not long enough.
27:05Take it back, please.
27:06Whore is just a picky eater.
27:10That's why you end up with pickles in a jar.
27:16Your long dessert.
27:19It's good.
27:21This is good.
27:22I like this.
27:23If Sue would be inclined, leave us a great review.
27:26Don't think about it.
27:28Have a lovely day.
27:29Good night.
27:31Good night, Britt.
27:32Good night, Britt.
27:36A lot of forced fun going on at your restaurant.
27:41Morgana, you biffed a frisbee at Paul as your customer.
27:44Yeah, but that was actually part of the experience that we would throw frisbees at him and he could only
27:49join once he'd caught one.
27:52Reece, your passive-aggressive waiter reminded me a lot of your passive-aggressive bartender.
27:59Yeah, yeah.
28:00That one wasn't a character.
28:03He's lucky there was passive at the front of passive-aggressive.
28:06Yeah.
28:07Have you ever worked in a kitchen, Hawani?
28:09Because I noticed you got your finger in the raro there.
28:13Yeah, I used to make pizzas for a hotel in Wellington and quite often they would get sent back.
28:19I was surprisingly bad at making pizzas.
28:21I can't believe you didn't tell us that before we made you head chef.
28:26I think both of your restaurants sucked balls.
28:29Oh!
28:30Wow!
28:32Wow!
28:33Wow!
28:33It's just a case of who's restaurant sucked less balls.
28:39But I will say at least the team of three's restaurant finished their service.
28:44So I'm prepared to give you two points.
28:48And I think one point for the team of two's restaurant.
28:52We humbly accept the one point.
28:54Yeah, we love it.
28:56Well, would you look at that.
28:58It's already time for another task.
29:00It's time for the Arts and the Furious.
29:08Hey, Paul.
29:09Hello, Dave.
29:11Don't mind me.
29:12I've just got a helmet on with a GoPro.
29:21Hi, Paul.
29:22Hello, Rhys.
29:23We eating good today.
29:25Well, don't eat it.
29:26That's plastic fruit.
29:28Oh, man.
29:28Yeah.
29:28That's very much plastic.
29:30Okay.
29:31Draw a picture of the still life.
29:34While driving the scooter.
29:37Is it a scooter?
29:38Oh!
29:39Best drawing wins.
29:41You have four laps and must weave in and out of the cones.
29:45Slowest to complete the four laps will be disqualified.
29:49If you touch a cone or miss a weave, five seconds will be added to your final time.
29:55You may not adjust the speed of the scooter or metal with your canvas or the course.
29:59Your time starts on Paul's whistle.
30:02I mean, this is going to be a shit show.
30:04Either way.
30:04What, Taskmaster?
30:06Yeah, it's going to be a shit show within a shit show.
30:08No, it's not a shit show.
30:09Okay, well this will be a shit show within a good show.
30:14Great running, Rhys.
30:16Intensity in the eyes.
30:18Oh, yeah.
30:18Blinking shows weakness.
30:21Who's going to be darting between cones and arting on a canvas first?
30:25These guys are like Brad Wheat in the movie F1.
30:29It's Rhys and Rose.
30:31Are you ready?
30:32Yep.
30:37My strategy might just be to stop.
30:42It's a real, um...
30:44It's a real what?
30:45Tough, uh...
30:47Tough handle.
30:49The slowest will be disqualified.
30:51Shut the heck up.
30:52How am I supposed to weave in and out of this one?
30:54Just that.
30:55No, okay.
30:57Is that what you were looking for?
30:59No.
31:00No.
31:03I've already made my table too small.
31:06Now we're cooking.
31:08The real time sucker's hitting cones, right?
31:10It's hitting cones and refusing to weave.
31:13Ah!
31:15Cone touch.
31:16Oh, you dog!
31:18That was the scooter.
31:20It wasn't me.
31:24Oh!
31:26What?
31:27I just realised something.
31:28What?
31:31Let them fly as hell.
31:33Oh.
31:34Yeah, man.
31:35You have one more lap.
31:39I think I'm happy with that.
31:40I think now I'm worried about time more than anything.
31:43So now is it all just about speed?
31:46It's just about speed.
31:47Come on!
31:48Ah!
31:51I mean, fully cross the line.
31:57I've stopped the clock.
32:05I've stopped the clock.
32:06Help.
32:12Rose, once again it seems like you came out with quite a good strat, but you completely abandoned it again.
32:17Yes, yes.
32:18Well, I just thought it was against the spirit of the task.
32:21And if anyone knows me, it means that I'm just all about the ride and not about winning.
32:26Where did you end up doing your drawing, Rhys?
32:29Where?
32:29Yeah.
32:30On the canvas.
32:33In terms of the track?
32:35I think I would try and do like a quarter of the track and then stop and then do a
32:39little bit and then do another quarter and then do a little bit.
32:42Overall, Rhys, three cone touches and he skips zero cone weaves.
32:48Rose, three cone touches but five missed weaves.
32:52So the end times, Rhys, 10 minutes 52.
32:57Rose's time, 10 minutes 18.
33:01Hold on, hold on.
33:03I've just realised something.
33:06Rhys is fly as hell.
33:07Yeah.
33:10Okay, time for a quick pit stop to swap out the tyres on the mobility scooter.
33:15We'll see you after this.
33:28Welcome back to Taskmaster.
33:30Reminding you that while it's bad to use your phone while driving, it's even worse to sketch a still life
33:36on an A3 canvas attached to your steering wheel.
33:38That's right Jeremy, our contestants are driving three laps of a course while weaving in and out of the cones
33:45while also drawing the best still life they can.
33:48Whoever drives the slowest will be disqualified and the other four will be ranked on the quality of their drawing.
33:54Rose was faster than Rhys so Rhys is currently on the chopping block with a time of 10 minutes 52.
33:59Okay Paul, who are we going to see next?
34:02Up next, it's Hoani Horteni.
34:05Hey, you know what? I think I'm going to race this thing across.
34:10I'm pretty sure just stopping completely is not the way to go.
34:13That's one. Now we're moving.
34:17Oh damn.
34:19Oh.
34:20Oh yeah.
34:21This could be a fast lap.
34:23That's what I think I'm going to try to do. I've just been watching the F1.
34:27Shit.
34:28I don't think they do stuff like this though.
34:30Oh damn.
34:32That's a fast lap.
34:34Oh no.
34:36You lost your pastels.
34:38Yeah, I did. Well, kind of. They feel good.
34:42Oh damn.
34:43Too fast, too furious, DK.
34:46Drift King, Donkey Kong.
34:54Oh man.
34:55Oh man.
34:55Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.
35:00You understand the thing about being the slowest?
35:03Yeah. I do.
35:08I've stopped the clock.
35:10It's not bad.
35:13It's not bad.
35:13Oh, it's not good.
35:17It's not bad.
35:23Just looking at your art there, Hwani, it didn't look like you were a person who had stopped to do
35:28the drawing at all.
35:30No, I've seen pictures like that where it shows an artist slowly go through schizophrenia.
35:39But I have quite a different sort of art style as well.
35:43I don't like all solid shapes and, you know, recognizable objects.
35:47I kind of, I can't change what you see, but I can change the lens through which you view it.
35:54You know, and there was really an aura.
35:57Whoa.
35:59Okay. How did Hwani go in terms of time?
36:02Hwani's time was 15 minutes 34.
36:05Oh, whoa.
36:07While he was driving, he was very fast.
36:09He technically stopped at the finish line for five minutes at the end.
36:12He hit nine cone touches.
36:14Currently, he's on the chopping block.
36:15So I won't get to look at that painting through that lens.
36:20Bit of a shame, isn't it?
36:21Okay, Paul, whose art are we going to see next?
36:23It's Morgana and Dave.
36:25You ever ridden a scooter before?
36:27Never. I've got no sense of balance.
36:30Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
36:33Oh, I see. Oh, I see.
36:36Okay, okay.
36:39Cone touch.
36:41It'll probably happen again.
36:42Tuna, na.
36:44Uh oh. Hey, ha, ha, ha, ha.
36:47Cone touch.
36:47Cone touch.
36:49This is impossible!
36:51Yeah.
36:54Cone touch.
36:56Cone touch.
37:08You've skipped a couple cones oh you're skipping the course of it you're not really weaving
37:23I think my whole life I've been waiting for this challenge I'm still weaving get the seats and sky
37:38That's a camera he's run over big finish
37:49Did you hit any cones? I don't think so
38:02I think I hit a cone possibly yeah, yeah
38:12Dave when you started that challenge Paul asked you if you've ever ridden a scooter before and then you came
38:18back
38:18No, I don't have very good balance. Yeah. Now here's the thing
38:24It's like a fork horse because I used to drive a fork horse for a transport company. I don't see
38:29any more by the way
38:30I don't
38:32Because there's one time that I picked up a pallet of
38:35Goods and went to go put it on the back of the truck and I was being cool
38:39And I swung it around and the whole pallet just swung off the forks and went and then I still
38:46kept going around
38:47And I went into into the truck
38:49Oh
38:50And then I knew it's not the job for me
38:56Morgana, I might be wrong, but you seemed like you hit every single cone
39:00I thought I was doing so well. I was like surely there's no you can't expect me to not hit
39:05a cone
39:06Do you have a driver's license? Yeah, do you think you should have a driver's license?
39:10So Morgana 24 cone touches 22 cone misses
39:23Boy you are done
39:27Dave 21 cone touches 38 cones
39:36Morgana was extremely fast at driving I will say
39:39I never stopped
39:40Yeah
39:41So her final time was 10 minutes 56
39:44Yes and Dave 15 minutes 56 which means he is disqualified
39:49Oh
39:51What?
39:53After watching that
39:54So should we have a look at the paintings?
39:56Yes, these are the the final artworks
39:59Mm-hmm
40:00Okay
40:00So Dave's which clearly would have won
40:03Yeah
40:04Yeah
40:05Thank you
40:06Sadly been disqualified
40:07Thank you Jeremy
40:08I'm trying to look at Hewani's through
40:12This lens
40:13Yeah
40:14Okay, I'm going to go
40:17Two points for Hewani
40:19Three points for Morgana
40:21Four points for Reese
40:22And five points for Rose Matawhaya
40:29Time for a quick break and for me to return that mobility scooter to my nan
40:34We've had it for a few weeks now and she really needs to go to the shops
40:39We'll see you after this
40:52Welcome back to Taskmaster
40:53Where we are just about to find out who will win an aging egg sandwich
40:58A cast full of Reese's dead skin
41:01Or an international cricketer's genital guard
41:05How are the scores looking, Paul?
41:08Leading the pack with 15 points, it's Rose
41:14Okay, good luck to you all as you head to the stage for the final task of the show
41:23Okay, Paul, who's going to tell us what we're doing?
41:27Reese, please
41:30Get the most balls
41:31Most balls wins
41:33Each round you must attempt to roll your three balls into your basket one at a time
41:38If a person successfully steals a ball by knocking it off the gauntlet with their pendulum
41:43They will be moved to the far end of the gauntlet for the next roll
41:47On your mats, please
41:48Are you ready?
41:49Yep
41:52Oh, ball bags
41:55Freedom
41:56Go towards freedom
41:57Oh
41:58Yay
41:59Really good
42:01You have two more balls
42:02Oh
42:05Oh
42:08Oh
42:09Oh
42:09Oh
42:10Oh
42:10Oh
42:11Oh
42:11Oh
42:11Oh
42:12Oh
42:12Oh
42:15Oh
42:16Oh
42:16Oh
42:16Oh
42:18Oh
42:19Oh
42:19Oh
42:20Yeah
42:21Yeah
42:21Congratulations, Dave
42:23Yeah
42:23Okay
42:30Oh
42:31Oh
42:32Oh
42:34Congratulations, Reese
42:44Oh, everyone's so good at swinging now.
42:47Yeah, I did it.
42:50Oh, yes.
42:53Yes!
42:56Up next, Kawani.
43:02Oh, but...
43:05Oh, .
43:10Babe goes early.
43:12Oh!
43:14I needed that.
43:22Rose with her first successful swing.
43:25Up next, rolling is Reece Mathewson.
43:43I love this game.
43:46Kawani takes the lead with a fourth ball in his basket.
43:50A flick.
44:02I feel like I'm on, like, the final level, like, facing four bosses.
44:06Okay.
44:11Oh!
44:18Oh!
44:20Oh!
44:23Oh!
44:28Oh!
44:29Oh!
44:32Oh!
44:36Yeah.
44:37Oh!
44:39Oh!
44:39Whoo!
44:43Oh!
44:44Oh, oh!
44:45Oh!
44:45Everyone, come on down.
44:53So there were a few ties.
44:54So two points for Reece, two points for Morgana,
44:56four points for Dave, four points for Rose,
44:58and five points for Huane.
45:01So before we get to the winner of episode seven,
45:05how are the scores looking for the season, Paul?
45:08It's unbelievably tight.
45:10Morgana and Reece both on 111,
45:12but with a one point lead on 112,
45:14it's Rose Matafeo.
45:17Oh, it's tight.
45:18That is tight.
45:20All right, Paul, who has won this episode though?
45:23The winner of episode seven with 19 points is Rose Matafeo.
45:30Congratulations to Rose.
45:31Please head up to the stage and enjoy your stink prizes.
45:36Ka kete.
45:37We'll see you next time.
45:44Woo!
45:45Woo!
45:47Thank you so much.
45:49Yeah!
45:52Yeah!
45:56Yeah!
45:57Yeah!
46:00Yeah!
46:01Welcome back to Taskmaster.
46:03We're Automast everything in the Be Right.
46:06Oh, I'm losing my mind.
46:08I feel like I've killed, like, some brain cells.
46:10What's wrong with you?
46:11Oh!
46:11Stupid!
46:14What?!
46:15My body is so hot right now.