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01:24So Mum has gone away on a European trip for two and a half weeks. How much fun are we
01:30going to have?
01:31I miss Mum. I miss Mum already.
01:33She's been gone about three minutes. What are you talking about?
01:35This week on Netflix...
01:37That's an Oompa Loompa.
01:38It's been over 50 years.
01:40That's the chocolate river.
01:41But it's time.
01:42We've got a Wonka Vader.
01:44Is this like the Willy Wonka factory?
01:46Yes, it is.
01:48Hold on to your hats.
01:49For the greatest competition on earth.
01:53Wonka's the golden ticket.
01:56This show looks so good.
01:57I've been seeing this get advertised.
01:59So what is this, a game show?
02:01That's right.
02:02But one that takes place inside a recreation of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
02:06Wow.
02:07How good is the set?
02:08You know this was filmed on the Gold Coast?
02:10Oh, it was?
02:11Yeah, like the back of Movie World.
02:12Oh, no way. That's cool.
02:13And now 12 pairs of contestants have arrived in Australia with their golden tickets in hand.
02:19We are ready to play this game.
02:22They're all stupid Americans.
02:24That's right.
02:25We went to America and we tried their chocolate.
02:27Oh, it's disgusting.
02:28I gave the chocolate back to them.
02:30I said, this is shit. Try Kebri's.
02:31And once inside, they hear a familiar voice.
02:34Our friends step into my grand lobby.
02:37Wait, is that Gene Wilder's voice?
02:39It certainly is.
02:40Isn't he dead though?
02:41He certainly is.
02:42Have we AR'd Gene Wilder's voice?
02:44We certainly have.
02:45I don't know how I feel about them using an AR generated voice for the host.
02:50I hate it.
02:51I certainly agree.
02:52Anyway, let's see what they're playing for.
02:55A lifetime supply of money.
02:58What?
02:58A lifetime supply of money?
03:00How much is that?
03:01Three million dollars.
03:05Oh, no.
03:07That's wild.
03:09And the contestants will receive the money as...
03:12A six-figure salary for 30 years.
03:15Oh, 30 years?
03:17So $100,000 a year for 30 years.
03:19Yeah, that's pretty good, right?
03:20Because of inflation, it's really only like probably two million.
03:23It's still a lot of money.
03:24And is it taxable or tax-free?
03:27Look, I don't know.
03:27And where does the money go if I die before the 30 years are over?
03:30Okay, these are all questions for the lawyers.
03:33How about we just get into the first challenge?
03:34Okay, it says purple is proven, steady and true.
03:38Gold is untested, dazzling and new.
03:40One gumball each.
03:42I would have already had it in my mouth.
03:44Oh, she got a gold one.
03:46We're about to find out what gold means.
03:48Cheers.
03:48Uh-oh.
03:49This is scary.
03:51Whoa!
03:52Oh, no, the poor lady.
03:54What?
03:54Wait, she disappeared?
03:55Oh, my God, she disappeared.
03:56Where'd you go?
03:57See?
03:59Marcy?
04:00You can't do that to an old lady.
04:02She now probably thinks she's dead.
04:04So whoever has the gold disappears.
04:05Yep, it looks like it.
04:07No!
04:08Poof the short king.
04:09Ziad.
04:10Oh, Ziad!
04:11He's gone.
04:12Of course they got rid of the Arabs.
04:13Meanwhile, everyone with blue balls ends up here.
04:18Oh, wow.
04:20That is so cool.
04:24Oh, my God, look at the chocolate river.
04:27Can you eat everything?
04:28That is the question.
04:29Everything is eatable.
04:30Eatable?
04:31It's not eatable, it's edible.
04:33Almost.
04:34Anyway, Joanne's got other things on her mind.
04:36Marcy, you're messing this with me.
04:39Oh, Joanne's crying.
04:41Joanne thinks this is real.
04:42Joanne?
04:43Oh!
04:44Are they inside the gumball?
04:46I'm stuck in a gumball and I'll make it out!
04:49No, they are not.
04:51They're in the balls.
04:53That's right.
04:54Marcy and Taylor, Jeff, Moon and Ziad...
04:57Someone get me out of here, guys!
04:58...are all stuck inside those gumballs.
05:02Do they have enough air in there?
05:03Probably not.
05:04Oh, no.
05:05Okay, so this is how they start to eliminate people.
05:07But before we get to that...
05:08Let me introduce my Oompa Loompas.
05:10Oh, yes!
05:12Oompa Loompas are coming.
05:13They come in all shapes and sizes now.
05:15It's an equal opportunity Oompa Loompa in 2026.
05:18Does that mean there's going to be black ones?
05:20Oh, I don't think so, because they're all orange.
05:22Oh, Loompa Loompa!
05:24Doop-a-dee-doop!
05:25Uh, at least it's not you.
05:28I can't hear!
05:29Look, there's the original.
05:31Look how old he is!
05:32This is so cute!
05:35Marcy's still stuck in the gumball, by the way.
05:37We've got to start thinking about oxygen, right?
05:40Yeah, good point.
05:41Well, let's see who gets enough votes to be free from the gumballs.
05:44You'd be good at this, Kevin.
05:45You'd like playing the slots.
05:50And after the first four contestants are freed from their gumballs...
05:54Hey!
05:54He fucks Ian!
05:56..it comes down to a choice between Marcy and Moon.
05:59I actually want Moon back.
06:00Same.
06:01Moon.
06:01Moon.
06:01Moon.
06:02Like Marcy, she's old.
06:03She could drop dead.
06:04That's terrible.
06:05She won't get enough time to use all the money.
06:06I have to get my coin to you.
06:09No!
06:10What?
06:11They always do this.
06:13Was that not the funnest reality TV show you've watched in a long time?
06:18Paul, if I got a ticket, I'd take you.
06:20Thank you.
06:21Would you take me?
06:22I'd say whoever wants to come.
06:24I'd come.
06:25Millie, you'll come.
06:38Beware, I turn into a monster when the button's pulled.
06:41Oh!
06:50Did you hit your hand on the corner?
06:53Let's go get the monster and ice pack.
06:56Monday night on 10, we tuned in for a brand new quiz show.
07:00Ooh, a new show.
07:01Sean McAla's parents evening.
07:04Man, he's got like 12 shows.
07:05How does Sean know what show he's hosting?
07:07Surely he gets confused.
07:09Um, I reckon he looks pretty happy.
07:11Wow.
07:11He's excited to be back on 10.
07:13Because...
07:13Well-known Australians team up with their parents or children
07:16to win some money for charity.
07:18Okay.
07:19And the first team is...
07:21Joel Creasy and his mum, Jenny Creasy.
07:23Joel and Jenny Creasy.
07:25I love Joel Creasy.
07:26Callum Hall.
07:27Callum's been on so many reality TV shows.
07:29He's a funny bloke.
07:30He's not very smart, Keith.
07:31That's why he's funny.
07:32And who's the bouncer next to him?
07:34His dad, Phil Hall.
07:35Phil Hall.
07:36Phil...
07:38That guy knows his way around a shuffle.
07:40And finally...
07:40Jenna Martin and her dad, Ray Martin.
07:43Oh, Ray Martin.
07:44His daughter looks just like him.
07:45I hope my daughter doesn't end up with a face like mine.
07:48Oh, you got a good looking head.
07:49Not for a lady.
07:50Speaking of families...
07:52My son, Gabe McAuliffe.
07:53Mini Sean McAuliffe.
07:54Are you okay with me calling you Gabe?
07:56I think Gabriel sounds a bit too much like I'm in trouble.
07:59Okay, so he's witty like his father.
08:01Our first category tonight is...
08:03One-liners.
08:03One-liners!
08:05Identify the films that the famous one-liners belong to.
08:09Oh, okay.
08:10Here we go, Leanne.
08:11But first, the parents must bid on how many questions they reckon their kids are going to get right.
08:16The highest bid means their child gets to play.
08:18Oh!
08:19This is like poker.
08:20Phil, how many questions do you think that Callum would get?
08:22Probably say one.
08:24What?
08:25There's no confidence.
08:26Six.
08:27Whoa!
08:28Seven.
08:28Whoa!
08:29Ray's got a lot of confidence in his daughter.
08:31Okay, time to see how many one-liners Jenna can get.
08:34Yeah, because actually my job, it's just beach.
08:36What, Barbie?
08:37Barbie.
08:37It's Barbie.
08:38The Barbie movie.
08:39It is Barbie, we'll go.
08:40Yes!
08:41You got it!
08:42Nobody puts baby in a corner.
08:44Oh!
08:45Dirty dancing!
08:46Dirty dancing.
08:47Dancing.
08:47Dirty dancing.
08:48Dirty dancing it is.
08:50Dirty dancing.
08:50Well done, girls.
08:52Woo-hoo!
08:52I should have got dirty, shouldn't I?
08:54Yes.
08:54Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
08:55Gone with the wind.
08:56Gone with the wind.
08:57Did they even speak in 1939 in movies?
08:59Gone with the wind.
09:00It is indeed.
09:01Yay!
09:03You've got my welcome!
09:05Yay!
09:05Congratulations!
09:06You've got to actually dip your lid to that.
09:09Look how smug Ray Martin is.
09:10My daughter's a genius.
09:11That was our dad.
09:12He just was shaking his head like this.
09:13All right, moving on.
09:14Well, the next category is...
09:16Rhyme time.
09:16Rhyme time.
09:17I'm good at this.
09:18I teach kindergarten.
09:19Phil.
09:19Now, it's Callum's dad's turn to bid.
09:21Zero.
09:22Zero.
09:22Zero.
09:23Eight.
09:24What?
09:24Eight?
09:25Phil Hull is just stitching up his son.
09:27Well, let's see if Callum can correctly guess eight.
09:29Words that rhyme with Sean.
09:30Can Callum rhyme?
09:31Good luck, Callum.
09:32The pointy protrusion from a rhinoceros.
09:35Horn.
09:35Horn.
09:36Horn.
09:36I don't even know what a protrusion is.
09:40Big muscles and physical strength.
09:42Brawn.
09:42Brawn.
09:43Brawn.
09:43Pass, pass, pass.
09:44Are you serious?
09:45Thick circle of dead skin.
09:47Corn.
09:47Corn.
09:47Things that Kevin's got all over his foot.
09:49A blister.
09:50It's got to rhyme with Sean.
09:51Okay, right.
09:52Sean, blister.
09:53Sean, blister.
09:54I'm not sure I'm a shoe in the shade, am I?
09:55I reckon the old Phil Hull is pretty disappointing in his son.
09:58It's an empty hole.
09:59Yep.
10:00But can Joel do any better guessing the...
10:02Animal silhouettes.
10:03Oh, here we go, Malik.
10:04You'll be good at this.
10:05You have to guess what the animal is just by looking at its shadow.
10:08Easiest thing ever.
10:09Okay, that's how you go.
10:10So have a look.
10:11Gorilla.
10:12Gorilla.
10:12Gorilla.
10:13Baboon.
10:13Gorilla.
10:14Gorilla.
10:15Jellick.
10:16Oh, oh, that is a...
10:17It's a cat.
10:18But cheetahs stand up like this.
10:20So maybe cheetah.
10:21Cheetah, yeah, that's a little bit.
10:23This is ridiculous.
10:25That is a marsupial of some kind of...
10:26Awesome.
10:27Rat.
10:27Devil.
10:28Tassie devil is quite right.
10:29Yes!
10:30You've gotten them all wrong.
10:32Fail.
10:32Bom, bom.
10:34Frickin' genius.
10:35Time for the next round, where parents will pick A or B.
10:39A.
10:39And their kids need to name the celebrity.
10:41Taylor Swift.
10:42Oh, my God.
10:43That's Paris Hilton, blacker.
10:45Paris Hilton.
10:46Doesn't seem the broadest crayon in the box.
10:49A.
10:49Nathan Lyon.
10:50Nathan Lyon.
10:52Lyon.
10:52Well, they call him Gary.
10:53They do call him Gary.
10:54Nathan Lyon.
10:55Nathan Lyon.
10:56Yes.
10:57I'm not surprised that Ray Martin's daughter was good.
10:59And I'm not surprised that Callum was awful.
11:00Nothing shocked us.
11:01And no one is surprised that Ray and Jenna win.
11:04The amount of money that will go to your charity is $6,200.
11:07Wow.
11:08Wow.
11:09Blitz to Jenna.
11:11Thank you so much.
11:12Thank you, Ray.
11:13Thank you, Sean.
11:14Thank you, Joel.
11:16Whoever he is.
11:20Thank you, Malik.
11:21Malik, you did so good.
11:22Let's go on it.
11:23Holly and I wouldn't be able to get a word in.
11:25Yes, you would.
11:25I'd like to get some wrong answers.
11:38Okay, so what we've got to do now is you've got to go into the apps.
11:43Well, I'm trying to...
11:44Wait, settings.
11:44No, it shouldn't be this hard.
11:46Press the X.
11:46No, the magic battery is about to die.
11:48Press picture mode.
11:49I've just done that.
11:50Wait, what's this?
11:51Oh!
11:51No, I've been telling you to see my tune.
11:54Sunday night on 7.
11:55The Voice!
11:56The Voice.
11:57It's the finale.
11:58This has been one of the best seasons of The Voice ever.
12:01This is the most diverse range of artists we've ever had in the grand finale.
12:06Down to the final four.
12:08So who have we got in the grand finale?
12:09Well, there's Kate's pick, 15-year-old Dacia.
12:12Dacia!
12:13She's only 15.
12:14Jesus, I thought she was about 20-something.
12:16There's Ronan's boy band, The 64s.
12:18Six-four.
12:20Shut up.
12:20What am I shouting up for?
12:21Because I think you're going to go somewhere else.
12:23I need five more members.
12:25And Mel C's frontrunner, Darwin Local.
12:27Young Miller!
12:28Here he is.
12:29Oh, Young Miller.
12:30I want him to win.
12:31If he doesn't win, it's travesty.
12:33Who's the fourth person?
12:34I came nearer to crossroads in my life.
12:36That guy, I forgot his name.
12:37What's his name?
12:38Tommy!
12:39Tommy!
12:40We'll call him random.
12:41No, don't be mean.
12:42I like all the finalists.
12:44I think they're all fantastic.
12:45Yeah.
12:45But let's start with...
12:47Young Miller!
12:48Yeah!
12:49The grand final is going to be crazy.
12:52I'm over the moon.
12:53I love that he sounds like a guy from the Northern Turries.
12:55I'm bloody pumped to be here, mate.
12:57Tell us the song.
12:59Changes by Tupac.
13:00Oh, Changes.
13:02Classic.
13:03Tupac Shakur.
13:04Rest in peace.
13:05Put him up on the shelf.
13:06He's going to tear this song up.
13:07Wake up in the morning and I ask myself.
13:09Is life worth living so I'll blast myself?
13:12Whoop-a-doo-a-voo-ay-moo.
13:14That's a shit song.
13:15Is this set?
13:16I don't even know what the song is.
13:18Meow meow woo-oo-oo-oo.
13:19You've got a future in rap, boy.
13:21And that's the way it is.
13:23Come on, and that's just the way it is, yeah.
13:26Now we've got all the white people trying to dance to the rap song.
13:28Things will never be the same.
13:31Please make it stop.
13:34Woo!
13:34Oh, yes!
13:36He loves a flip, dude.
13:37Some things will never change.
13:39Woo!
13:40Go young!
13:41What do you think of that, Malik?
13:43Good.
13:43I do believe the voice needs you.
13:46That's crazy.
13:47Imagine being on Ronan's team when he says that.
13:50He's at a boy band going, what the hell?
13:52Well, he's found a way to make it up to them.
13:54Oh, no.
13:55He's joined the boy band.
13:56He sure has.
13:57We're on.
13:57Ronan's there?
13:58First time was a great time.
14:00Oh!
14:01Third time I fell in love.
14:03Now's my whole village.
14:04Main character, energy.
14:08Oh, who did the dance moves?
14:11No, that's like O.J. Corrie of this song.
14:15Oh, no.
14:26Ronan's going to win his own competition.
14:30Can I pass that lead faster?
14:32No, I'm clapping because it's over.
14:33So who's left now?
14:34Well, now that Ronan's relived his glory days,
14:36we can bring back Random.
14:38Woo-hoo!
14:40Yep, nah, move on.
14:41Next one.
14:42Who is he again?
14:43Yeah, never mind.
14:45How about Logan girl Dacia?
14:46She's local!
14:47That's my city!
14:49Are the people of Logan behind her?
14:50The city of Logan is behind you 100%.
14:53The mayor of Logan?
14:55Congratulations, we are fully behind you.
14:57Corey Parker!
14:58He's a Logan boy.
14:59Used to play NRL for the Broncos.
15:01Dacia, you might not know this,
15:02but I am also.
15:03from Logan.
15:05Oh, piss off, Sonia.
15:06Coover's from Logan.
15:07Is she really?
15:08How did she get out?
15:09Some of us get out, dude.
15:11Some of us get out.
15:12You only made it 40 minutes down the road.
15:13Well, now we've met every single resident of Logan,
15:16it's time for Dacia to sing some Janet Jackson.
15:19The Janet Jackson!
15:21All right, here we go.
15:23There are times when I look above.
15:27There are times.
15:28No, no, no, no, Milo.
15:29Listen, use your ears, not your mouth.
15:31There are times when I look above.
15:35There are times when I look above.
15:35You see, she is naturally gifted.
15:3715 years old.
15:38May we remind the crowd?
15:39My baby.
15:42Yeah.
15:42Wow.
15:43God gave black people the gift.
15:51Woo!
15:52She's so good and she's so young.
15:54Janet would be so pleased.
15:56Well, we're all pleased because...
15:58It's the moment we've all been waiting for.
16:01Who is it?
16:02Come on.
16:02Yes!
16:03Go, Dacia.
16:04Young Mila, Young Mila, Young Mila.
16:06Dacia, get her out of Logan.
16:07Come on, Young Mila.
16:08I love them both.
16:11Young Mila!
16:13Yeah!
16:15Yeah!
16:17Young Mila!
16:18Yeah!
16:20I love him.
16:21I just love him.
16:22I wish I had another daughter.
16:24You did it!
16:26This was a good season.
16:28And we had two blackfellas in the grand final.
16:30She beat every NAIDOC event now.
16:32Australia, give it up one more time.
16:33I think this is the first winner of The Voice
16:35that I'm actually going to remember and listen to.
16:38Ronan comes out here.
16:39What about me?
16:42It isn't fair.
16:44I've had enough and I want my shit.
17:03I woke up this morning.
17:04What were you putting your hand on my chest for?
17:06You weren't moving.
17:07Usually your chest goes up and down
17:08and nothing was moving so I thought,
17:10Jesus Christ, is he dead?
17:11So you thought you'd wake me up to see if I was alright?
17:13Yep, and then I went back to sleep.
17:15Wednesday on the ABC.
17:17I'm Principal Julia Morris.
17:18Julia Morris?
17:19Good morning, Julia.
17:21Six of your favourite comedians are about to get schooled.
17:24Oh, okay.
17:25We tuned into a new comedy game show all about school stuff.
17:29It's like comedy Hogwarts.
17:30Not really.
17:31Welcome to Class Clowns.
17:34Class Clowns, I love it.
17:35I'm going to do so well at this.
17:37Because you teach this stuff every day.
17:38I do.
17:39And one of the comedians in this class is...
17:41David Hughes.
17:42Yeah, miss.
17:43Oh, bummer.
17:44I thought we cancelled Dave Hughes.
17:46You know white men get multiple chances?
17:48This photo of a young Hughesy here.
17:51Oh, my God.
17:52Is that Hughesy?
17:53Skivvies and a V-neck.
17:54That is a rough school uniform.
17:56Also in attendance is comedian Luke McGregor.
17:59Oh, I love Luke.
18:00Let's have a little look at Luke's school days.
18:02Oh, that kind of looks like me.
18:04That looks like your childhood photo.
18:06It does.
18:06Poor fella.
18:07Poor kid.
18:07I bet you he got bullied at school.
18:09Yeah.
18:09Oh.
18:10So we're just taking the piss out of everyone
18:11for being ugly at school.
18:13Yeah.
18:13Even Julia.
18:14Oh, look at Julia.
18:15No way.
18:16Julia Black.
18:17Literally.
18:18Like, who's her mob?
18:19That's our auntie there.
18:19Remove that from the screen, please.
18:21Because it's time for biology class.
18:23What part of science was biology?
18:24Is that the real stuff?
18:25Oh, this is going to be good.
18:27This is something you actually learn in year four.
18:29All right.
18:29I can't remember yesterday,
18:30but I'll try to remember back to year four.
18:32Which animal has cubed shape poo-poo?
18:36It's not kangaroo.
18:37I've seen enough of their shit up at the golf course.
18:38Come on, everyone knows this.
18:39It's a wombat.
18:40Wombat is the correct answer.
18:41Yes.
18:42Have they got square asses?
18:44Most common kind of color blindness
18:46makes it difficult to distinguish
18:48between which two colors.
18:51Red and green.
18:52Red and green.
18:52All correct.
18:53Wait, so what color would Christmas look like for them?
18:58I don't know.
18:58How many main blood types are there, guys?
19:01Six?
19:02Seven.
19:03Twelve.
19:03One in this house.
19:04Five.
19:05Boiling.
19:06Cane toads, you've come up with eight.
19:08O positive, O negative.
19:09A positive, A negative.
19:10B positive, B negative.
19:12AB positive, AB negative.
19:13Let's check in with the teacher.
19:15A, B, C and O.
19:17Four.
19:17Yeah, close.
19:18Cane toads, you've taken it out.
19:20Oh, eight.
19:20What?
19:21Correct.
19:22We're all as smart as you sevens.
19:23Well, um...
19:24I mean, some of us are.
19:26Yeah.
19:26It is time for our biology practical.
19:28OK.
19:29Oh.
19:30Ooh.
19:31She's very figure-hugging, aren't they?
19:33I don't know where to look.
19:34My eyes are up here, miss.
19:37One student from each team has to correctly place bones and organs onto the body.
19:43Oh, pressure mounts now.
19:44If the physios aren't getting this, we're in a bit of trouble.
19:46Those bodysuits will be electrified.
19:49Oh, my God.
19:49Wait, operation.
19:51You make the mistake on purpose.
19:52If it was you, yes.
19:53And I'd go straight for the nuts.
19:55Guys, that's the gastrocnemius.
19:59Gastrocnemius.
19:59Sounds like an infection we would not want to get.
20:01Oh, I imagine we went down with gastrocnemius.
20:03Gastro is digestion, so it is around the stomach area.
20:07No, it's your calf muscle.
20:08Maybe then?
20:09Yep.
20:10Yeah, nice.
20:10Oh, no.
20:11This is bad.
20:12It is your calf muscle.
20:14What?
20:17Why is it called gastro?
20:18Sometimes when you get gastro, it goes down the back of your legs.
20:22That's true.
20:24Bean chickens.
20:26Here we go, Hughesy.
20:27Oh, please get everyone wrong, because I would love to see Dave Hughes just get zapped.
20:32Drink it up.
20:33Okay.
20:34This is called the palmaris longus.
20:36Huh?
20:36The palmaris longus.
20:38I think it's a doodle.
20:39That would be the palmaris shortest.
20:41Hang on a minute.
20:42Think about it.
20:43Palm.
20:43Palm.
20:44Maybe it's this part, like, down through here.
20:46Like your love handles.
20:47No, it's here.
20:49Palmaris.
20:49It's here.
20:50Around there?
20:51Yeah, I think so, too.
20:53Oh.
20:54I don't hate watching Hughesy get electrocuted.
20:56Well, then you'll definitely enjoy watching him act.
20:59I never did drama.
21:00Trust me, you've got a drama, Hulk.
21:01For this assignment, we are going to get you to do some serious acting.
21:04Oh, God.
21:05English accents.
21:06Oh.
21:07At least it's English.
21:09English is the easiest of them.
21:10Well, not for everybody.
21:11Can I have some tea and scones, please?
21:14Scones?
21:15Righty-o, chap.
21:16Harry.
21:17Righty-o, chap.
21:18The year is 1987.
21:21Oh, what was that?
21:23Year 11 religious education class.
21:26My God.
21:27That is not English.
21:28Oh, Harry.
21:30Oh, George.
21:31You are such a nuisance.
21:33You didn't mess with Brother Johnson because he was mad.
21:37What the hell are we watching, dude?
21:39Yeah.
21:40Just zap him.
21:41Until next time, class dismissed.
21:44I enjoyed that.
21:46That's fun.
21:46That was fun.
21:47I never wagged high school, but I reckon I'd wag this class.
22:03Ah, this is beautiful.
22:06Just sitting here, I love it.
22:08This is life.
22:10I'd rather be lying on the beach.
22:13Saturday on 9, it was time to...
22:16Getaway!
22:17What a blast from the bloody past.
22:19That's what I wanted to do.
22:20Getaway.
22:20I think we both do.
22:21It's not in the same direction.
22:23Laney, you will never have seen Getaway in your life.
22:25I guarantee it.
22:25It's been going for years.
22:27I think it's 30 years.
22:29Well, 35 to be exact, and it's the longest-running travel show on Aussie TV.
22:35That's cool.
22:35No, is this, like, is this, um, like, non-fiction?
22:40Just watch.
22:41Great idea.
22:42Our first destination is...
22:44Rarotonga is the largest of the Cook Islands.
22:47Where is the Cook Islands?
22:48That way.
22:49Oh, right.
22:50An island that's beautiful watered...
22:53Oh, that chick!
22:53...are guaranteed to lure you in.
22:56I like Lavinia.
22:57She was very funny on...
23:00Uh, anyone else?
23:02Sailor of the Century, right?
23:03Thank you.
23:04We're heading out on Mooray Lagoon with Ariki Adventures.
23:07We're not going squawking.
23:09Squawkeling?
23:09Yep.
23:10And we're going squawkeling with one of these.
23:13Sea scooter.
23:14Oh, my God.
23:14That's an ocean scooter?
23:16Get out.
23:17So you scooter while you scuba?
23:18This ticks all my lazy vibes.
23:21Yes!
23:21Look at that!
23:22You don't even have to kick!
23:23She doesn't have to kick!
23:24Among the regulars
23:25is a large female turtle
23:27staff had named Black Beauty.
23:29Turtles!
23:30I love turtles.
23:31I reckon that's the only
23:33tattoo sea creature
23:34I don't have...
23:35Do you have a turtle?
23:36I do.
23:36I've got the sun-baking turtle.
23:38Okay, time for some jet skiing.
23:40Why does it squirt like that?
23:41So now we're going to learn
23:43how to do a donut.
23:44Didn't you do that
23:44when you were about 18
23:45like a moron?
23:46You're allowed to do it here.
23:47Do not take your finger
23:49off the power.
23:50Ow!
23:51I've got some doughies,
23:52cussie!
23:55There's a little bit
23:56of punchbowl in all of us.
23:58Anyway,
23:59the next stop
24:00is right on our doorstep.
24:02We're in Sydney?
24:03Yep,
24:04at the new
24:04Sydney fish markets.
24:06How would you be
24:06if we're presenters
24:07on Getaway?
24:08Someone's going
24:09to the Cook Islands,
24:10you're going
24:11to the Sydney fish markets.
24:12Inflation hasn't been
24:13good to Getaway.
24:14The Sydney fish markets
24:16have always just been
24:16a part of our DNA.
24:18Oh my god,
24:18is Katrina Rowntree
24:19still hosting?
24:20The OG!
24:21They needed a space
24:22that was bigger and better.
24:23Have you been to
24:24the new fish markets yet?
24:24Is it good?
24:25Mate,
24:25the car park reeks.
24:27Oh,
24:27so bad.
24:28This floating roof
24:30is an absolute masterpiece.
24:32Katrina,
24:32don't worry about the design.
24:33Get to the food.
24:35Made from nearly
24:35600 timber beans.
24:37Big whoopee-doo-dah.
24:38It harvests rainwater.
24:40Show me the fish.
24:41Seafood lovers
24:42paradise.
24:44Oh my god.
24:47Oh yum.
24:49I love oysters.
24:51Oh,
24:52get in my belly.
24:54Oh my god.
24:56Oh,
24:57stop it.
24:58I think I'm allergic
24:59to shellfish
24:59because I had a reaction
25:00to scampi.
25:01Then what are you
25:02doing at the fish market?
25:03Well,
25:03it's just trial and error.
25:04With anaphylaxis.
25:05Enjoy.
25:06So good.
25:07Who are these blokes
25:08she's having lunch with?
25:09These fish markets
25:10are Sydney
25:11at its freshest.
25:13They're checking her out.
25:14Why's up, boys?
25:15Shall we?
25:16Okay.
25:18I've sat out there
25:19and eaten.
25:19I had a hamburger
25:20with the lot.
25:22Okay,
25:22well,
25:23see you Sydney
25:23and Guten Tag,
25:25Rheingorge,
25:26Germany.
25:27This UNESCO
25:28World Heritage
25:29listed region
25:29will captivate you
25:31with its castles
25:32and fortresses.
25:33Wow,
25:34look at that.
25:34Wow.
25:35Wow.
25:36Wow.
25:37Shayna Blaze?
25:38Shayna Blaze.
25:39What's she doing
25:39on Getaway?
25:40Look at this castle.
25:41What is that title choice?
25:42No, no,
25:43no, no, no.
25:44This is part
25:44of the city wall.
25:46I imagine
25:47that's where
25:47Hansel and Gretel
25:48would have grown up.
25:49Yeah.
25:49Down that path
25:50is where
25:51that wicked witch is.
25:52This used to be
25:53the witch's prison.
25:54A witch's prison?
25:56I told you.
25:56They had a witch's prison here.
25:57They believed in witches,
25:58yes.
25:58They would have been
25:59the boss there.
25:59100%
26:00lead in the pack.
26:00There I am.
26:01Well, next,
26:02Shayna's heading
26:02to the wine region.
26:04Oh, drinking wine
26:05in Germany.
26:06Yes, please.
26:07Take the relaxing option
26:08and take in the view.
26:10Oh, wow.
26:11If I was there,
26:12I would be rolling
26:13down the hill
26:14like a crazy person.
26:16We produced
26:17this Riesling wine
26:18and it's very
26:19interesting to visitors.
26:21Ha, ha,
26:21we have good wine.
26:22We have good schnitzel.
26:24Go around in the vineyards
26:25or go in the wine pub.
26:26You can drink
26:27the wine
26:28on the Rhein
26:29while you look
26:30at the wine.
26:30It would be rude
26:31not to.
26:33Cheers.
26:34No, okay.
26:35We're having a sober month.
26:36You do you.
26:38Oh, now,
26:39that is a really good getaway.
26:40Don't get away
26:41from my TV,
26:42am I right?
26:43Surely we go
26:43to the fish markets.
26:44Pick a nice sunny day.
26:45We'll go.
26:46We'll have a wine.
26:47We'll have a platter.
26:48You're not coming
26:48to the fish market.
26:49You're a risk.
26:50I know.
26:51I know.
26:51I know.
26:55I know.
26:58I know.
27:05There's this trend
27:07on the social media.
27:08Yeah.
27:09Vanilla ice cream.
27:10Yeah.
27:11With soy sauce.
27:13No.
27:14Apparently,
27:15it's really yummy.
27:16Okay.
27:17Okay, here we go.
27:18Cheers.
27:19Nah.
27:20How many of y'all
27:22want to see a cowgirl
27:23ride a bull tonight?
27:25I want to see a cowboy
27:25ride a bull.
27:26Cowgirl.
27:27Wednesday night
27:27on Disney+,
27:28we tuned in to a brand
27:29new doco series.
27:31Boratting is one
27:32of the most dangerous
27:32sports.
27:33Oh!
27:35Oh!
27:36Oh!
27:37We're doing girls
27:38in rodeo.
27:39Correct.
27:40Not her first rodeo.
27:43Nothing better
27:43than going to a rodeo
27:44and seeing all the men
27:45walk around
27:46in their tight denim.
27:47It's rodeo, Bob.
27:48Doesn't negate
27:48the fact that
27:49there's hot men
27:50walking around
27:50in their tight jeans.
27:51That's right.
27:52Well, whatever it is,
27:53there's no hot men
27:54in tight jeans here.
27:55Aww.
27:56I didn't expect
27:57women to ride bulls.
27:58Nah, I thought
27:58we were smarter than that.
27:59And in this episode,
28:00we follow female champion
28:02bull rider, Jordan.
28:03My name is Jordan Halverson.
28:04I'm 29 years old.
28:06She looks so young.
28:07She can't be 29.
28:08Mate, riding bulls
28:09keeps you young.
28:10I've won three world titles
28:11and about 30 buckles.
28:13Oh, really?
28:14Is she the size
28:15of her belt buckle?
28:16So imagine you're
28:16busting to go for a wee.
28:18You're not getting
28:18that belt off quickly.
28:19My goal is to give women
28:21an opportunity to ride bulls.
28:23I love this.
28:23I love women
28:24supporting women.
28:25You go, girl.
28:26I don't understand
28:27the get up, though.
28:28I know what to wipe,
28:28but look at the tizzy pants.
28:30There's not a lot of
28:31female bull riders
28:32out in the world.
28:33I feel like this is a sport
28:34where women would
28:35naturally be better.
28:36You don't have
28:36your bulls to worry about.
28:38Either way,
28:38you're getting flung off
28:39the back.
28:39Doesn't matter what
28:40your privates are doing.
28:41Bull riding is
28:41extremely tough on the body.
28:43Dude, this is no joke,
28:44riding bulls.
28:45Double ACL and CL
28:46reconstruction on this one.
28:48Double ACL!
28:49These girls are nutters.
28:50I said I was going to need
28:51a knee replacement at 35.
28:53Oh, my lord.
28:54I think your body's
28:55trying to tell you something.
28:56I couldn't do that.
28:57I couldn't do that
28:58to my body.
28:59Anyway,
28:59tonight is Jordan's
29:00first rodeo of the season.
29:02We have the chance
29:02to win $545.
29:06$545.
29:07You wish your life
29:08for that.
29:08Not even $550.
29:11$545.
29:12The rider must stay
29:13on the bull
29:13a minimum of 8 seconds.
29:158 seconds seems easy,
29:17but it'd be so tough.
29:18The longest 8 seconds
29:20of your life.
29:21The cowgirl
29:21must have her hand
29:22inside the bull rope
29:23and one free hand
29:25in the air.
29:25One hand in the air?
29:27Yeah, well, you're not
29:27allowed to touch the bull
29:28with the other arm.
29:28If the cowgirl
29:29hits the ground
29:30before the 8 seconds,
29:31it's a disqualification.
29:32Look at his balls.
29:34He wiped out
29:34by the bulls
29:35in the way out.
29:36I think it's just
29:36going to come down
29:37to the wire.
29:38I think it could be
29:39anyone's game.
29:39God, it looks so hard.
29:41I think I could do that.
29:43You're going to put
29:43your hand under it
29:44and you're just going
29:44like, oh, oh,
29:46that's how it goes.
29:48And then you go up
29:49and then come down.
29:50Are we still talking
29:51about bull riding?
29:52Okay, let's meet
29:53tonight's competition.
29:54Best of luck, girls.
29:56First, we have
29:56Catalina Langlitz.
29:58She's from Salido, Texas.
29:59She's 22.
30:00They're all so young.
30:02I've got socks
30:03older than her.
30:04I tell myself,
30:04I'm like,
30:05all right, cat,
30:05just fry balls.
30:06Oh, here we go.
30:07Come on, cowgirl,
30:08do it.
30:09Go!
30:10Oh, she looks good.
30:11Come on now.
30:12Yes.
30:12Woo-hoo, she's doing
30:13all right.
30:14Come on, sister.
30:17Hold on.
30:17Oh, no, no, no.
30:19Oh, no.
30:20Oh.
30:21Oh, she's off.
30:22Six seconds.
30:22There's your back.
30:23Honestly,
30:23a chiropractor's dream.
30:25Next up is
30:27Alexia Huffman
30:28from Rayford, North Carolina.
30:29She's actually in the Army.
30:31Oh, the Americans
30:31would love the Army girl,
30:33wouldn't they?
30:33By popular demand.
30:35Popular demand.
30:39Oh, no.
30:40Straight off.
30:42Oh.
30:44Oh, she's stuck.
30:45She's stuck.
30:46She has hung up.
30:47Oh, my God.
30:47Let go of it.
30:49Woo!
30:51Woo-hoo.
30:52Oh.
30:52Oh, and then she got stomped.
30:54Folks, give her a little
30:55something here tonight.
30:57It trampled her.
30:59The ball was stepping
31:00on my ankle
31:01and I couldn't walk.
31:03$545 isn't a great prize
31:05for hospitalisation.
31:07Yeah, I would have done
31:07for $500.
31:08And finally,
31:09we're up to world champion
31:10Jordan.
31:11Here she is.
31:12Jordan's turn.
31:12The all-star's on.
31:15One.
31:16Two.
31:17Three.
31:18Oh, she's good.
31:19Four.
31:19Come on, Jordan.
31:20Five.
31:20Yes.
31:30That is such a tough gig.
31:33Good for you, Jordan.
31:34Oh, it didn't get any better
31:35than that.
31:36Right on, little lady.
31:37Go and collect your $100.
31:41I actually really liked that.
31:43Yeah, I liked that.
31:43I would watch that again.
31:45I don't get it.
31:45That was more Bulls Balls
31:46than I ever wanted to see.
31:48I thought I would see.
31:48It was a lot of balls.
32:07You're ice skating.
32:08What are you doing?
32:09I'm sweeping.
32:10What are those?
32:11They're my sweepy shoes.
32:13I've been walking around the house.
32:13I've been doing, like,
32:14the skirting boards
32:15and everything.
32:16and then you can peel them off
32:17and you wash them
32:18and then they just become
32:19a pair of slippers.
32:20They're the best things ever.
32:22Oh!
32:23Oh, my gosh.
32:24I didn't have my sweepies on.
32:27Tuesday on SBS Food,
32:29we watched...
32:30A show about bread.
32:31Oh, bread.
32:32Oh, yum.
32:33Bread is the best.
32:34It's the best thing in the world.
32:36Focaccia.
32:37Bita bread.
32:37I'm a big sourdough lover.
32:39Give me a cobblow
32:40with a cup of butter
32:41and I'm happy.
32:42And it's hosted by
32:42this famous actor.
32:44Breaking Bread
32:45with Tony Shalhoub.
32:47Tony Shalhoub?
32:48Wait a minute.
32:49He's Lebanese.
32:50Is he?
32:50My father emigrated
32:51from Lebanon
32:52to the United States
32:53when he was eight years old.
32:55Yes!
32:56I told you!
32:57He's Lebanese!
32:58Keep up Tony.
32:59Tony, look!
33:01And during the journey
33:02had a stopover
33:03here in Marseille.
33:04Of course the Arab
33:06made a show about bread.
33:08Do you remember
33:08the time I met your dad
33:09and I came over for dinner
33:10and he said to you,
33:12get the bread on the table.
33:13Lebanese men love bread.
33:15And in this episode,
33:16Tony is travelling
33:17with his daughter Josie
33:18to explore all things bread
33:20and Marseille.
33:21And their first stop
33:22is to a baker extraordinaire,
33:24Pierre.
33:24Oh!
33:25Oh, baguette oui oui!
33:27Pierre is obsessed with bread
33:29as if it's not obvious
33:30from his tattoos.
33:31Oh my God,
33:32he has bread tattoos.
33:33He's got a recipe
33:34on his forearm.
33:35This bloke's
33:36the prison break of bakers.
33:37Yep,
33:38and Pierre puts his tattoos
33:39to good use.
33:40What are we making?
33:41Bread, I hope.
33:42Oh, they're going to make baguettes.
33:46This man is turning me on
33:47the way he's needing the bread
33:48and speaking French.
33:49Could you imagine his bread?
33:51A nice French stick.
33:52Oh, yes.
33:53Give me bread.
33:54The most important part
33:55of making the baguette,
33:56shaping it.
33:57Ah, the shaping of the baguette.
33:59Yeah, he's going to go long,
34:00long strokes.
34:01Tout doucement,
34:02sans affuyer.
34:02Voilà.
34:04Très bien.
34:04This is huge.
34:05That's too big.
34:06Oh, la baguette,
34:10moins on la touche.
34:11The less we touch it,
34:13the better it is.
34:14The opposite
34:14of everything
34:15a French man's ever said.
34:16Oh, how about
34:17we just get the baguettes
34:18out of the oven?
34:19Oh, here it comes.
34:20Slot on out.
34:20Oh, God.
34:21Well done.
34:23Look at the crust on that.
34:24What I'll do
34:25just to crunch that open.
34:27Oh, my.
34:28Yum.
34:29You can just imagine
34:30how delicious
34:30that would be.
34:32Oh, my God.
34:33Oh.
34:34Put a bit of butter
34:35on that.
34:36Oh, yeah.
34:37Oh.
34:37Yes.
34:39Mwah.
34:39Now I want a cop loaf.
34:40And from baguettes
34:41to buns,
34:43Tony heads to an old...
34:44Is that a McDonald's?
34:45That's about to say.
34:46That looks like Maccas.
34:47Apres M.
34:47The name
34:48Apres M means
34:49after M.
34:50Is it Maccas?
34:51No, the burgers here
34:52were developed
34:53by a three-star
34:54Michelin chef.
34:55Three-Michelin-star chef.
34:57Yep.
34:57And they came up
34:58with this.
34:59The Lapre M.
35:00OVNI burger.
35:01Wait, what is that?
35:02Is it a burger?
35:03You can just
35:04mow it, yeah.
35:05It's a pie.
35:05It's like a
35:06flying saucer.
35:07OVNI means
35:08flying saucer.
35:09Oh, there you go.
35:10There you go.
35:10That is smart.
35:12That would be great
35:12at the footy.
35:13Far less mess.
35:14This bread
35:15is so good.
35:16It's almost
35:17like a brioche.
35:18I'll get one
35:19for me
35:19and one
35:20for my moustache.
35:21It's so unlike
35:21any fast food.
35:23Not even close.
35:24This guy
35:24does not stop
35:25eating.
35:26I'll be the size
35:26of a house.
35:27What do you know
35:27about the granny flat?
35:29Where's his daughter?
35:31Probably back
35:31in the high gel
35:32eating bread.
35:33No, she's been
35:34doing some research
35:35into Tony's father's
35:36journey through Marseille.
35:37One thing that is
35:38so amazing
35:39about your family
35:39is how much
35:41recording
35:41everyone does.
35:43They're good at that.
35:44That's pretty cool
35:44that they have so much
35:45to look back on.
35:46We found a recording
35:47of your dad
35:47talking about
35:48coming to Marseille.
35:49Wow.
35:50It's so cool
35:51to have a family
35:52recording.
35:52I remember the food
35:53in France.
35:54It was delicious.
35:55Garlic
35:56and ham mousse.
35:57Yes,
35:58habibi.
35:59What's hummus?
36:00Um, smashed
36:01little beans.
36:02No.
36:03Those bone ones?
36:05I think.
36:06Not quite.
36:06I think it says
36:07broad beans
36:08but they're smashed.
36:09I think.
36:09I think you mean
36:10chickpeas.
36:11I don't eat it
36:11because I don't like it.
36:12I don't like the flavour.
36:13Oh, okay.
36:14Christ, how small
36:15is that glass?
36:15I feel as a shot.
36:16Right, you've moved on.
36:17Okay.
36:18Part of the reason
36:18why I wanted to do
36:20this food show
36:21was because
36:22bread was really
36:23his thing.
36:24Told you.
36:24Every shindul
36:26loves their bread.
36:27And now we're
36:28doing the bread.
36:29Oh.
36:30He's emotional now.
36:31As I leave,
36:32I carry with me
36:33not just a deeper
36:34understanding of Marseille
36:35but a deeper connection
36:36to the man
36:37who once walked
36:38its streets.
36:39Wow.
36:40That's so special.
36:41Freaking love that.
36:42I really like that.
36:43Let's go and eat
36:44some bread.
36:45Let's do it.
36:46You've got a baguette?
36:47That's even better.
36:48I've got bagels.
36:49Yeah.
36:49And do you like
36:50cream cheese and
36:51Love cream cheese.
36:53And a bit of jam on it?
36:54No, no jam.
36:55Just cream cheese.
37:11So you know how
37:12I got a new
37:12work car the other day.
37:14I finished work
37:15and I walked outside
37:16and absolutely lost it
37:18because I thought
37:19someone stole my car.
37:21I walked back
37:21into reception.
37:23You know, Bob,
37:23remember you got
37:24a new car this morning?
37:27This week,
37:28we watched episode one
37:29of Apple TV's
37:30first Aussie drama series.
37:32Last scene.
37:33I wanted to see this.
37:35This looks really good.
37:36What's it about?
37:37How old do you know?
37:38Nah.
37:38Well, it starts off
37:39with this guy
37:40who's searching
37:41for his runaway dogs.
37:45Calm down, Yoshi.
37:46Good girl, Tilda.
37:47Good girl.
37:48There's going to be
37:48a dead body.
37:49You just know it.
37:50What do you got there?
37:51Oh, no.
37:52Is that bones crunching?
37:57Oh, it's teeth.
37:58It's teeth.
37:59Oh, my God.
38:00It's choppers.
38:01Someone little.
38:02Don't just throw them.
38:04Call the cops.
38:05Well, before we do that,
38:07let's meet our main character,
38:08Ian.
38:09Look, I'm just trying
38:09to be positive, Deb.
38:10I know this guy.
38:11Patrick Bramill.
38:11Oh, is that Colin
38:12from McCann's?
38:14Is that Colin?
38:15Colin's a dog holly.
38:16And Ian's on the phone
38:17to his pregnant ex-wife
38:18who wants a cot
38:19that he's been keeping.
38:21It's been 11 years, Ian.
38:22You need to let it go.
38:2411 years?
38:25I think they must have
38:25lost a baby or something.
38:26Well, we'll get to that.
38:28But first,
38:28Ian's catching up
38:29with Donnie
38:29after missing
38:30an important meeting.
38:31That was a six-month meeting, Ian.
38:33I know.
38:33I'm sorry.
38:34Is that the guy
38:35who found the teeth?
38:37No.
38:37That's Stephen Bradbury.
38:39It's not.
38:39Isn't it?
38:40It's really not.
38:41Congratulations.
38:42Six months sober.
38:44Thank you.
38:45Oh, six months sober.
38:46He's a reformed alcoholic.
38:48He's gone through
38:49a rough time, this guy.
38:52Oh, that's the cot.
38:53OK, so maybe something
38:54happened with their little one.
38:58Oh, I get it.
38:59Last scene means
39:01he had a kid
39:02that's gone missing.
39:05Maggie Ridley.
39:07Do you reckon
39:08that's why he started
39:08being an alcoholic?
39:09Yeah.
39:10I get it.
39:11Oh, dude,
39:12this, I'm sort of
39:13gripped on this.
39:14And the next day,
39:15Ian's at his job
39:16at an emergency call centre.
39:18Penny's just taken a call.
39:19Human remains
39:20discovered up Durham away.
39:22It looked like
39:22a very small child.
39:25Oh, shit,
39:25he thinks it's his daughter.
39:26Were there any clothes
39:27found with it
39:27or personal items?
39:28Mostly bones,
39:29they said,
39:29like the body
39:30had been buried
39:31a long time.
39:32Is this not
39:33every parent's
39:33actual worst nightmare?
39:39He's going up there.
39:40He's got to know.
39:41And after arriving
39:42on scene,
39:43he meets the lead
39:44investigator.
39:45Detective Senior Sergeant,
39:46my daughter went missing.
39:47She was kidnapped
39:4811 years ago,
39:49not so far from here.
39:50Never seen again.
39:52She was three years old.
39:53Oh, man.
39:54That's just cleared it up
39:55for everybody.
39:56Do you want to see her,
39:57please?
39:58Come on,
39:59throw him a bone.
40:01That's too soon.
40:03Just watch it.
40:04Oh, my gosh.
40:05My heart is, like,
40:06beating.
40:08We're estimating
40:08the child to have been
40:09about three or four.
40:11Our current guess
40:11is they've been buried
40:13at least 10 years.
40:15Oh, no.
40:16They're the same age.
40:17Back home,
40:18Ian is trying
40:19to process the news.
40:20Oh, no,
40:21the bottle.
40:22Don't do it.
40:23Don't do it.
40:23Don't do it.
40:28Don't do it.
40:29Don't do it.
40:29Don't do it.
40:30Tip it out.
40:30Tip it out.
40:31All right.
40:31I'll tip it down.
40:32All good.
40:32God, he's going to
40:33spiral again.
40:34And his spiral
40:35leads to this.
40:37Oh.
40:38Oh.
40:38Oh, you got knocked.
40:40And then his arrest.
40:41Let's move.
40:42Hey.
40:43Oh, he's drunk as.
40:45Man down.
40:46Sleep it off.
40:47And the next morning,
40:48his sponsor, Donnie,
40:49is at the station
40:50to collect him.
40:51What are you doing
40:51at my police station,
40:52little brother?
40:53Hey.
40:54Oh, he's a well-known
40:54actor, this guy.
40:55Who is he?
40:56That's Brendan Cowell.
40:57He's the guy that I always
40:58get confused with,
40:58Patrick Bramall.
40:59Oh, he just
41:00collecting a friend.
41:01Are they brothers?
41:02The guy without the hat
41:03is Ian's sponsor,
41:05and the guy with the hat
41:06is Ian's sponsor's brother.
41:07Um, thanks for that.
41:08Oh, he's your friend,
41:10Ian Ridley.
41:11Uh, yeah.
41:12Yeah, it is.
41:12Yeah.
41:13His daughter went missing.
41:14Hold on.
41:14He's sus.
41:15Sus as.
41:16I reckon he has
41:16something to do with it.
41:18You reckon?
41:18He's sus on everyone.
41:20Yeah, I heard that.
41:21The plot thickens.
41:23Well, wait until we head
41:24out bush to meet
41:25Hat Guy's family.
41:26I'm going to check
41:27on the animals.
41:28Hang on a minute.
41:29Oh, it's the daughter.
41:30Okay, possible.
41:31Bang, told ya.
41:32Well, that's the kid.
41:34No way, ho.
41:36So it's about 10 years,
41:37so she'll be about 13, 14.
41:47This is what she looks like now.
41:49Okay, so that's a computer
41:51around an image.
41:54That's her.
41:55Holly, that's her.
41:56Oh, my God.
41:57You're joking.
41:59That looks exactly like her.
42:01It's her.
42:01It's her.
42:02It's her.
42:02It's her.
42:03It's her.
42:03It's her.
42:04No way.
42:07That gave me goosebumps.
42:08Same.
42:11How good are Aussie dramas?
42:13I'm so confused.
42:15I'm not confused either.
42:16How the hell are you confused?
42:17He kidnapped his friend's daughter.
42:19Should we watch the next episode
42:20to make sure that we're right?
42:21Yes.
42:22So yes.
42:38All right, close your eyes
42:40and guess what I bought today
42:42from the sound of this.
42:45Wallet.
42:45Yes, a Velcro wallet.
42:49The missus was so against it.
42:51Oh, no, dude.
42:52I was like,
42:52babe, just imagine
42:53when we go out
42:54for like a nice dinner.
42:55That waiter.
42:56Yep.
42:57Oh, he knows.
42:57They give me that.
42:58He's going to get tipped.
42:59He's getting tips, bro.
43:01Saturday night on Paramount Plus,
43:03we kitted up for baseball.
43:04I love baseball.
43:06You used to play
43:06and I used to play.
43:07Yeah, but I bet
43:08your mums didn't act like this.
43:10Oh.
43:11Nah.
43:12Well, batter up
43:13because these mums do.
43:15Team mums baseball.
43:16This is dance mums for sports.
43:18Oh, Jesus Christ.
43:19Here we go.
43:20Yep.
43:20In this show,
43:21we follow the mums
43:22of elite teenage baseball players
43:24at a legendary prep academy
43:26as their kids chase the dream
43:28of going pro.
43:29Okay.
43:31At LPA,
43:32training's intense.
43:33I've still got my glove and ball.
43:35Well, someone else who still...
43:36Yeah, I do too somewhere.
43:38Oh.
43:38My bat's gone.
43:39That was stolen
43:40when my car was stolen.
43:41Oh, okay.
43:42Well, someone else
43:43who's still got all their gear
43:44is ball player Sal.
43:46Oh, my God.
43:47Have a look at his necklaces.
43:49I have high confidence.
43:50Look at how blinged up he is.
43:52Look at his belt.
43:53Well, I was going to say
43:54something about that.
43:55When we used to play sport,
43:56we weren't allowed to win.
43:57Anyway, back to Sal.
43:59Riley and I have built
44:00our entire life
44:01around Sal's sport.
44:02They literally only live
44:04through their kids.
44:04My parents are super involved
44:05in my baseball career.
44:06Were any of your parents
44:08crazy sports parent?
44:09No, that would require
44:10me playing sports.
44:11Every game to Sal
44:12is very important.
44:14Or is it very important to you?
44:16Well, it's also important to...
44:17AJ and Nina Scafone.
44:19They are the parents of Rocco.
44:22Where's the rest of her outfit?
44:23Oh, she couldn't put a jumper
44:24on the pool thing.
44:25I have been offering Pilates
44:26to the boys at LPA.
44:28Pilates?
44:29Yeah, no.
44:29That can't be your mum
44:30coming in to teach the boys
44:31Pilates, sorry.
44:33I have parents that ask me
44:34if I could do it more.
44:35No one of the kids
44:36turn up all the time.
44:37What do you mean?
44:38Because they get a lot
44:39out of it, Lee.
44:40Well, maybe not after
44:41they learn about
44:41her teaching methods.
44:43Huh?
44:43Tell us the drama.
44:45Rocco was talking
44:45some smack to Cam.
44:47Okay.
44:47He got into a fight.
44:49What?
44:49What?
44:49Why?
44:50Cam said something
44:50about Nina.
44:51Who?
44:52The hot mum.
44:53She came over to Cam
44:53and called the little bitch.
44:55Whoa, whoa.
44:56She called the little boy
44:57a bitch.
44:57Yep, and she's been
44:58called up to see the coach.
45:00If I have any haters,
45:01it's truly because
45:02they just don't know me.
45:03I think you have haters
45:04because people know you.
45:06What am I in trouble for?
45:07You called a 13-year-old boy
45:09a little bitch.
45:10I was joking.
45:11Also, it matters
45:11how she said it.
45:12Exactly.
45:13There's a difference
45:13between you're a little bitch
45:16and you're a little bitch.
45:18Wow.
45:19That first one
45:20was so manly, Darren.
45:21Do you understand
45:21I have to address this?
45:23Correct.
45:23But nothing.
45:25Maybe he was being
45:26a little bitch though.
45:27This kid told Rocco
45:28that he watches me
45:29on OnlyFans.
45:31Oh my God.
45:33Wait, is she on OnlyFans?
45:34No.
45:35But after this,
45:36I'm like,
45:36maybe that could be lucrative.
45:39Moving on.
45:41Oh, okay.
45:42Do we get to see a bit
45:43of the kids play a sport?
45:45Uh, not yet
45:45because we've got
45:46some more mums to meet.
45:47Oh, okay.
45:49Wine and shoes.
45:50What's with the shoes?
45:52I don't always love cutesy things,
45:54but these are really cute.
45:55Wait, wait.
45:56Are they just getting pissed
45:57and doing shoelaces?
45:59Yep.
45:59I know,
46:00it's such a cool concept
46:01because everybody's
46:02going to be like,
46:02I want them,
46:03I want them.
46:04Can we watch some baseball?
46:05No,
46:06because we're checking back
46:07in with hot mum Nina.
46:08Oh my God,
46:09why?
46:09So we can watch her do this.
46:13Oh,
46:14God.
46:15Still haven't seen
46:16a baseball thrown yet.
46:18Correct.
46:18So let's check in
46:19on lunch with the dads.
46:21Oh,
46:22for the love of God.
46:23What do you recommend?
46:23What about the mega weenie,
46:25the three foot
46:25coiled sausage?
46:27Oh, hello.
46:28Joey and Tommy
46:28definitely have a bromance
46:30going on.
46:30Wait,
46:31are they dads
46:31or are they daddies?
46:33They are sitting
46:33very close to each other.
46:35Tommy's my best friend
46:36by far.
46:36You'll catch Tommy
46:37and I snuggling
46:37in bed
46:38and sending him
46:39the heart eye emojis.
46:41Joey and I
46:41are both very comfortable
46:42on our skin.
46:43Yeah,
46:43no,
46:43I think the wife's
46:44getting a little bit jealous,
46:44right?
46:46I know it's not the time,
46:47but I want to see
46:47the three foot coiled sausage.
46:49Well,
46:49there's no time for that.
46:50The game's about to start.
46:51Woo!
46:52Come on!
46:53Let's hit some balls, boys.
46:54Yeah,
46:54take me out
46:55to the ball game.
46:58Wait a second.
46:58I don't actually know
46:59anything about baseball.
47:00The moment you move
47:01that bat,
47:02you've got to commit.
47:03You learned that
47:03from Gina Davis
47:04in A League of Their Own.
47:05Yep.
47:06Ha ha ha!
47:07Ha ha!
47:07Ha ha!
47:10Should've smashed that.
47:13God damn it, dude.
47:15I wish I knew
47:16what was going on.
47:21Oh my God.
47:22I can't believe
47:23that is a show.
47:23Who's in charge
47:24of making this show?
47:27Oh my God.
47:29Of course.
47:29No wonder
47:30this is so trashy.
47:31is a freaking
47:32Kardashian production.
47:33Thank you.
47:34Bye.