00:00Glad it's finally fall. Football is back and the weather's getting cooler.
00:03How about we go to the Apple Orchard?
00:06Ooh, you lost me a go.
00:07I figure.
00:08That's why I got you new Caramel Apple 5-Hour Energy.
00:11It's like the Apple Orchard without the go.
00:23Alright, now for a hot or not.
00:27Okay.
00:27This bitch was touching herself on a plane.
00:30We had very few details when we first talked about this.
00:33Now we know more.
00:35And we have her picture.
00:37Okay.
00:37A drunken woman allegedly rubbed passengers the wrong way
00:40when she took off her pants and began masturbating on a flight.
00:45Yes.
00:46They were flying from Baltimore to Miami.
00:49Oh yeah, we talked about this.
00:50Oh yeah, this one, this mystery.
00:5146-year-old Katie Inzer committed the lewd act shortly after takeoff on an American Airlines evening flight.
01:02A fellow passenger had complained to a flight attendant that Inzer had removed her pants and panties
01:09and began to actively masturbate while making inappropriate moaning sounds.
01:16Or appropriate.
01:20Inappropriate to some, appropriate to others.
01:23I mean, I would say, wow, that act is going on.
01:27Appropriate.
01:27When approached by the attendant,
01:30she stopped beating around the bush,
01:33put her pants back on,
01:36and fell asleep for the remainder of the flight.
01:39Inappropriate masturbation sounds would be
01:43Moo!
01:46Moo?
01:48Moo!
01:50Like that is inappropriate for that.
01:54Or moaning.
01:56Inappropriate.
01:57Inappropriate.
01:58Inappropriate.
02:00Well.
02:02It's not the best.
02:03It sounds like diddles.
02:04It's not the best.
02:05You can't be making those noises.
02:06No.
02:07It's not appropriate.
02:09Moo!
02:12Could be appropriate if it's really good.
02:15I'm just saying.
02:17The other ones.
02:18Appropriate.
02:19The act itself.
02:21Inappropriate.
02:22When officers approached her when they landed in Florida,
02:25they noted she had a strong odor of alcohol and bloodshot eyes.
02:29And did.
02:30Sorry.
02:31What noises are you making?
02:33Are you touching yourself?
02:35Inappropriate noises.
02:35What are you doing?
02:36Sorry.
02:39She did not remember touching herself?
02:43No.
02:45This was...
02:49It's in.
02:50It's in.
02:51...reported last month.
02:52The case was forwarded to the FBI.
02:55The alleged offense was unclear.
02:59The question is, is she hot or not?
03:01Can I ask you a question?
03:03Yeah.
03:06Where was she sitting on the plane?
03:08Do we know?
03:08It doesn't say.
03:09Oh, you have this, like, the whole first class versus coach.
03:11I was just curious if she's in the back of the bathroom.
03:13I'll tell you that she is a bartender by trade.
03:1746.
03:20Yep.
03:22Man.
03:24Okay, Chuck.
03:25I don't have high hopes for this one.
03:28I don't.
03:29I mean, could some bartenders at 46 still have it together?
03:36Maybe, but I don't think that this is the case here.
03:40I'm going to say she is a disheveled, back of the plane, three.
03:52Ooh, pretty low.
03:53Okay.
03:55Jason.
03:56I think she's good enough looking to go from Baltimore to Miami.
04:03Anyone can go to Baltimore.
04:05No, I understand what he means.
04:08But she lives in Baltimore.
04:10Can I tell you?
04:11She's out of Baltimore and she's headed to Miami.
04:13Just for a trip.
04:14I don't know.
04:15No, guys.
04:15Did they say that?
04:16No, I'm making it up.
04:18I don't know.
04:18I think she's making the move to Miami to go bartender.
04:21Well, you're just making a massive assumption.
04:22Yeah.
04:24I'll say this.
04:25I've been to South Beach one time in Miami, and I know I'll never, ever go back because
04:31I am not attractive enough to be in that area.
04:36You do have to.
04:38I mean, it's just, people are attractive there.
04:43I think she's a seven.
04:45Wow.
04:46Well, that's pretty high.
04:47That is high.
04:48Okay.
04:49Just to make the assumption that she's moving.
04:51She's making the move.
04:52She's moving her life.
04:53Isn't the whole thing we're doing here, assumptions?
04:55Yes.
04:56Yes.
04:56A hundred percent.
04:57It's a crazy assumption.
04:58I don't know.
04:58I love it.
04:59I wish you went nuts even more crazy.
05:01I'm just trying to figure out where she could be.
05:04All right.
05:04Remember, with Hot or Not, you can always play along by checking the person out at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com,
05:09where you can see her right now.
05:10I think she was trying to get rid of a former relationship she was going through.
05:15She was very, very sad at the time.
05:18She's kind of got a little bit of depression, and she thought a nice trip to Miami might
05:22try to break it and maybe start something new.
05:26Chuck believes she's a disheveled back of the plane three.
05:29Jason believes she's good looking enough to go from Baltimore to Miami, so she gets a
05:33seven.
05:34Yep.
05:35I hope he's right.
05:36I hope you're right.
05:37I do too.
05:38Lay along at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
05:40Please be right.
05:40There she is.
05:41I mean, you know what?
05:43Do we have a different picture of her?
05:44I try.
05:45She has a hat and sign of SSI.
05:47Oh, I should have asked how her name was spelled.
05:49No, I would say she's above a three, though.
05:51Oh, yeah.
05:52Yeah, 100%.
05:52No, like, I think she's, Jason's more on the money here, that she just might be like
05:57a really, she could be a cool bartender chick.
06:04See, I was going to say tattoos, because she's like the bartender.
06:07She might be a cool.
06:08T-Y versus K-A-T-I-E.
06:12Oh, yeah.
06:13Makes a difference.
06:14Big time.
06:14But you always give me crap when I ask for the spelling of their name.
06:18Oh, we cannot find this.
06:20How is a bartender...
06:21She doesn't have Instagram.
06:22...woman not on anything?
06:25I think she's more into what Lisa thinks of her than you two.
06:29You think she's Lesbo?
06:30Yeah.
06:31Well, that's fine.
06:32I'm not upset with that.
06:33I'm not upset with that either.
06:34No.
06:35I don't know why she's giving her an eight.
06:37It would have went up.
06:39Score go up.
06:40Have you found it?
06:42Did someone say?
06:43And smelled.
06:44Uh-oh.
06:45Well...
06:46That...
06:47Well, that changes it.
06:49Smelled like what?
06:49I don't know.
06:50I bet the downstairs part...
06:52Smelled?
06:54That part wasn't in my story.
06:56When I brought up another story, it said she made inappropriate noises mid-flight and smelled.
07:01Maybe a booze?
07:02That's what I thought.
07:03I bet booze, yeah.
07:04It's not a smelly vag.
07:07No, I think it's booze.
07:09What?
07:10No, this was another story.
07:11My God.
07:12I mean, it just sucks.
07:13We have one photo and it's kind of like, eh, you can't...
07:16You can't really tell.
07:17She seems like she might be cute, but who knows?
07:22You can hide a lot behind big sunglasses.
07:24I think if I was diddling myself on a plane, I would get rid of all social media too, though.
07:28Probably.
07:29Right?
07:30Shut it down for a bit.
07:31Why are these the only...
07:32I got a picture of her, but she's got her hand on her...
07:35She's covering up?
07:36With her...
07:36No, she's got like an open mouth, but she has the sunglasses on.
07:41He'll always find a photo of an open mouth.
07:44What?
07:45That's what he's good at.
07:48Look, you can see.
07:49He sent it.
07:50Now he sent it.
07:52Talk about it first.
07:53And then he'll send it much later.
07:56Anyway.
07:57Okay.
07:57Here we go.
08:00See?
08:01I think she does fine.
08:03I think she does fine.
08:05Seven?
08:06Oh, easy, I think.
08:07I'd say you definitely win this one.
08:09You can tell.
08:09I mean, just look at her face.
08:11Yeah.
08:12Ryan, you still think she's a lady licker?
08:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:15What gives you that?
08:16Well, the original photo, that's like in the dictionary under lesbian photos.
08:22Backwards hat, big teeth out, big glasses.
08:25I wish I could see her full hand.
08:29You can't.
08:30Well, what do you mean?
08:30I'd want to see how short her first couple nails are.
08:33Is that a puka shell?
08:34Or what kind of little shell necklace is that from the 90s?
08:38Yeah, yeah.
08:39Yeah, she's into women.
08:41It's cool.
08:42Good for her.
08:43A lot of times you'll see the shortened fingers, fingernails.
08:49All these pictures, she's wearing the exact same thing.
08:51And that's a man's cut off.
08:53Yeah.
08:54Yeah.
08:55That's like she took one of Jason's $3 shirts and just cut the sleeves off.
08:58I'm going to say the bottom's wider than the top.
09:01Do you think this is possible crossfit?
09:03Yeah.
09:04Yeah, I think it's possible crossfit action here.
09:06Just with the girl sweating.
09:11Lifting.
09:12Lifting.
09:12Okay.
09:13I'm trying to see if I can see anything in the background reflection of her.
09:16I saw a woman just like this throw Stella 552 feet in the air in a pool with her bare
09:23hands.
09:23That's so crazy.
09:25I'm just saying.
09:26But definitely closer to a 7 than a 3.
09:28Yeah.
09:28So Jason's the winner of today's Hot or Not.
09:30Yeah.
09:31And again, check her out at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
09:33Once again, I do feel like the reaction on a plane to a masturbating 3 might be almost like that
09:45crazy airline one with the ax and stuff.
09:51You know, like people would have went really crazy and tied her up and tied her up and, you know,
09:57they just let her go to sleep.
09:58You know what I mean?
09:59You're like, please don't just start her back.
10:00Please sleep.
10:01Like, you know, they just let her go to sleep.
10:05You never know.
10:06But do you think life is different when you're more attractive?
10:09I think it is for sure.
10:11Let's go.
10:12Let's go.
10:13Let's go.
10:14Amen.
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