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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who left her children at home alone and went on a cruise. Then, see footage of a Carnival cruise brawl and think a lady might have pooped herself.

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00:00Glad it's finally fall. Football is back and the weather's getting cooler.
00:03How about we go to the apple orchard?
00:06Ooh, you lost me a go.
00:07I figure. That's why I got you new caramel apple five-hour energy.
00:11It's like the apple orchard without the go!
00:23I know it's a conflict. You've got four kids at home.
00:28But yet, you got a ticket for a carnival cruise.
00:32Oh, no.
00:33Just one ticket.
00:34Just leaving your kids at home alone.
00:35We're going cruising, bitch!
00:37Oh, wow.
00:38Yeah!
00:38Bad parents.
00:39Oh, my God.
00:40They'll be fine.
00:41The spirit of the seas!
00:42Did you just put food out for them?
00:44I was the oldest. They'll be fine.
00:46South Florida woman facing some serious accusations
00:49after allegedly leaving four children home alone
00:53to go on a beautiful carnival cruise.
00:56I mean, they are beautiful.
00:58Wow.
00:59Here's the story from WPLG-TV.
01:02Natalie Belisere is the woman accused of being the bad mom
01:06who abandoned her kids in lieu of a three-day cruise aboard the Carnival Conquest.
01:11The ship left Port Miami Friday for the Bahamas
01:14and returned Monday morning where the 29-year-old was arrested.
01:18A police report says the defendant left all four minor children,
01:22including a two-month-old infant and a two-year-old child, inside the residence.
01:26There was no sign of anyone at that apartment in North Miami Beach today.
01:30But over the weekend, detectives say they got a call from the father of the infant,
01:34concerned that the kids were left home alone.
01:37That man says he saw a social media post from Belisere highlighting the cruise.
01:42But when that dad showed up to the apartment Saturday evening,
01:46he only heard a TV and the voices of the children through the door, so he called police.
01:51First responders forced their way inside, and the police report says upon entry,
01:56all four minor children were discovered inside the residence without adult supervision and were
02:01hiding together in the bathroom. That's when officers determined the children were without
02:06adult supervision while the defendant traveled out of town aboard a Carnival Conquest cruise ship,
02:12ensuring a one-way ticket to jail. Belisere has been in trouble with the law before.
02:17In January of last year, Local 10 shared how the woman was arrested after being accused of
02:21pepper spraying a neighbor in the face over claims of harassing Belisere's daughter.
02:26It earned her an aggravated battery charge then, and this new incident has her facing
02:31four counts of child neglect without great bodily harm.
02:37And what's even more puzzling is that Belisere apparently made arrangements for the great-grandmother
02:43of those kids to care for the children while she was away. But when detectives made contact with
02:50that great-grandmother, they say that Belisere never showed up with the children.
02:56So she had planned to have the great-grandmother look after them, but she just didn't.
03:00Oh, I'm running late. You guys okay?
03:02Yeah, I'm running late. The ship leaves at three.
03:05Well, I guess the dad gets full custody now with someone in that family.
03:09Oh, man.
03:10I mean, he at least came and checked on them.
03:12He has one infant. He had one infant.
03:14Oh, it's just one with him? Oh.
03:17How many baby daddies?
03:18Well, he worried about his one.
03:21Yeah.
03:22You know?
03:24Poor kids.
03:25I mean, just...
03:27It's wild out there.
03:30It's wild. I mean, yes. Do I want to leave them?
03:34Don't have kids if you don't want to take care of them.
03:36Exactly.
03:37If you don't want kids, don't have kids.
03:39No, like your brain is screaming, go on a carnival cruise!
03:44Right.
03:44Go!
03:45And you know what you do? You don't.
03:46I thought of it just for the local carnival.
03:49Just to get on a ride.
03:51Yeah, your carnival cruise is just cruising different carnivals.
03:54Yeah, just some street foods by myself for a few hours.
03:58Oh, yeah, just by yourself on the motorcycle ride.
04:02I just saw another carnival cruise fight.
04:05I know why you want to go. Look at this.
04:07Oh, boy.
04:08Oh, the footage I saw of her titties came right out of that top.
04:12They cut it off in this.
04:13So they cut it?
04:15Whoa.
04:16Why would you go fight her?
04:19Look at this.
04:20I don't think you have a choice.
04:21She decides.
04:22This looks like a nightmare in sea.
04:22Did she turd herself?
04:24She turded herself!
04:25Oh, yeah, that's turd.
04:27That's a turd!
04:28No, it's on her...
04:28Yes, Lisa!
04:30No.
04:31She be turdin'!
04:32I thought it had some shape to it.
04:34It definitely had a turd shape.
04:36It's a little over, not both sides by the area where it comes out.
04:38I think it might have been something playing tricks with us, like, uh...
04:41That is the most turd-shaped thing I've ever seen!
04:44I know, but I think it's just a spill.
04:46Yeah.
04:47No, it looked like it was...
04:48It did look bulbous.
04:49Watch, watch, Lisa.
04:51Yeah, yeah, watch, watch.
04:51Keep an eye on this backside when she flips over.
04:54Watch this.
04:55Turd alert.
04:56Turd alert.
04:57Look there.
04:58Turd alert!
04:58Why is it bubbly like that?
05:00Is that just her butt cheek?
05:01I think it's just her fat cheek.
05:03But what's the stain, Lisa?
05:05Oh, wow.
05:05What if she had a bad...
05:07Like, who knows?
05:07A cruise goo.
05:09Cruise goo?
05:10Is that what you said?
05:11Is that what you said?
05:12She's got cruise goo on it?
05:13Listen, Lisa has always...
05:14She's talked to me about it.
05:16Who's got cruise goo?
05:17Yeah.
05:17Listen, it's one of the reasons she doesn't want to go cruising, because Lisa has told me,
05:22she's like, listen, what have you got?
05:23Look at that place.
05:24What if you were near the pool, and all of a sudden you got some cruise goo on you?
05:28What are the contents of cruise goo?
05:30I don't know.
05:30It's a mystery.
05:32Nobody knows.
05:33Nobody knows.
05:33Tina Colada.
05:33No.
05:34It could be anything.
05:35Suntay motion.
05:35Suntay motion.
05:35Exactly.
05:36It's all that stuff.
05:37Yeah, I think you're right.
05:39Look at that guy in the American shorts back there.
05:41He's incredible.
05:42He's like, do I have to stop this?
05:44Punisher.
05:46Punisher slash USA shorts.
05:48Oh, and the lady in her bikini.
05:50Look at her.
05:51Oh, wow.
05:51She's the hottest one on board.
05:54I don't know about that.
05:55That tells you everything, though.
05:56Oh, well, maybe.
05:57Yeah, yeah, you're right.
05:57Oh, look.
05:58Oh, wow.
05:58I just want to see all the people here.
06:00Me, too.
06:00I want to see that turd smuggler if she's like trying to cover up her turds.
06:03I think her whole ass is crazily shaped.
06:06A lot of bikini confident women out there.
06:08Oh, man.
06:09Yeah.
06:10See, they showed you a bit.
06:11You see them knock her fly out at the beginning there?
06:14That if that wasn't a turd, that was the most turd looking bump I've ever seen on the backside
06:20of one of those butts.
06:21Well, that's what I'm saying.
06:22Is it like a Brazilian butt lift that you spent like no money on?
06:26She didn't get a Brazilian butt lift.
06:28No, there's no.
06:29I just, it makes no sense right there.
06:31It does not make sense.
06:33Unless it's like your underwear are.
06:36She's tucking a big dick.
06:39That's a huge dong.
06:41I mean, it'd be.
06:42All the way up her back.
06:43All the way.
06:43I mean, that's big.
06:45And I don't think you're wearing the leggings if you're tucking your dong.
06:49I think it's got to be like the weird way her butt and underwear.
06:53What's in her butt?
06:54Oh.
06:55Yeah.
06:57Unfortunate for that lady.
06:58She either pooped herself or she's tucking a penis.
07:03Yeah.
07:05Or it's cruise goo.
07:07I'm going with cruise goo.
07:10I really am.
07:11It looks like the goo to me.

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