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00:00Daddy!
00:01Check it out! It is a baby cat piano!
00:04That means two pianos had to go
00:09in order to make this!
00:11Listen!
00:13Oh god, Jeffy, not this today.
00:15What, what, what, what? Remix!
00:18Itsy bitsy bitsy spider went up the water shit
00:22Down came the fuck and dried up all the dick
00:26Stop it!
00:27Hey! You turn this off!
00:29Shit! Fuck!
00:30Jeffy! Jeffy!
00:32What?
00:32Turn it off, please.
00:34The off button's right here.
00:38Okay, what?
00:39Let's just watch TV today, Jeffy. I don't have time to listen to this smacking in the stuff.
00:44Okay.
00:44So look, let's just watch a kid's cartoon.
00:46Ola! Soy Windoa! What's your name?
00:50Oh, not this hoe again! My name's Goober McFloop-dee-doo!
00:54That's a nice name!
00:55Oh, this has got to be pre-recorded because there's no way she thinks Goober McFloop-dee-doo is a
01:00nice name!
01:01Today, I'm going to the immigration office to get a green heart. What's your favorite color?
01:07Oh, I got this! It's the color of the diarrhea that comes out and it like really burns and I
01:13have to do like a four or five wiper on it and it's like that greenish brownish red color. That's
01:19my favorite color.
01:19That's mine too!
01:20No, it's not!
01:22She gets it. It's all creamy.
01:24Hola, Windoa!
01:25Hola, D.A. Stop!
01:26This is my cousin, D.A. Stop!
01:29Can you say hola, D.A. Stop?
01:32Hola!
01:33I don't speak that Mexican cheese!
01:35Jeffy, stop it!
01:36Good!
01:37D.A. Stop, do you know where the immigration office is?
01:41It's a teeny thing!
01:42Ooh, I know where it is!
01:44Right here.
01:45Jeffy, knock it off.
01:46Let's ask the map!
01:48Oh, map!
01:50If there's a place you gotta go when you don't have a phone, use the map.
01:56Use a map, use a map, use a map.
01:58If you don't have a map, then you can use a map, get a map.
02:02When you're sitting in the truck and your pants are full of diarrhea.
02:07Jeffy!
02:07Get a map, get a map, get a map!
02:09You don't have a map singing?
02:11Yeah!
02:11My map can talk!
02:13And my backpack can talk, too!
02:14Come on, what did you come without, guys?
02:15You don't have to talk to me around!
02:18Say, turn me around, bitch!
02:19Oh yeah, see, I can talk, and I'm tired of this stupid, annoying bitch all day, saying,
02:24here, hold my shit!
02:25Do you see this?
02:26Do you see that?
02:27Of course I fucking see it!
02:28I'm in your bag!
02:29Come on, backpacker, today, man!
02:31No, you shut the fuck up, too, man!
02:33Before I replace you with an antlers!
02:35You know what?
02:35I don't need this shit anymore!
02:37I quit!
02:37Go ahead, pick me up your back and throw me away from the-
02:39Magic Catcher!
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03:51Did the backpack just quit?
03:53I think so, Marvin.
03:54I can be your backpack!
03:55But, Jeffy, you cannot be her backpack.
03:58Yes, I can! I can hold shit!
03:59And if they say, hey, Jeffy, hand me that thing or this thing, I'll be like, okay, here we go,
04:03it's cool.
04:04But, Jeffy, you cannot be a backpack. It's an inanimate object.
04:07You told me that when I grow up, I can be whatever I want to be, and that's what I
04:11want to be. I want to be her backpack!
04:12Okay, Jeffy, no, you cannot be whatever you want to be because you're not a normal person.
04:16Marvin!
04:17Well, I'm just saying, like, he can't be, like, a doctor or, like, a scientist or, like, anything useful to
04:21society.
04:21I mean, you could be, like, a Walmart grocery bagger.
04:23Oh, I do like to put the bricks with the eggs.
04:26Jeffy, you can't do that!
04:28You'll break the eggs! You're the reason they have self-checkout.
04:33Jeffy, no, seriously, just focus with me real a second.
04:36Yeah, okay, listen.
04:36You cannot be a backpack because it's an inanimate object, okay?
04:40Like, you can't be something that just doesn't do anything.
04:42You can't be a remote. Like, you can't be a TV remote.
04:45What? What are you doing?
04:47Jeffy, oh.
04:49How long is this going to be for?
04:50Jeffy, I think you could be a backpack.
04:52Thanks, Mommy!
04:54He could not be a backpack.
04:56No matter how hard he tries.
04:57Like, where's your straps at, Jeffy?
04:58How are people going to put stuff inside you?
05:00I have a hole.
05:02Jeffy, no, like, how are you going to be a backpack?
05:04A backpack that, like, carries things.
05:06Am I going crazy?
05:07Is no one understanding why he can't be a backpack?
05:09You know, I'm going to call a doctor.
05:11A doctor, they've been to college, and maybe he can explain it better.
05:14Because I don't know why you're not understanding why you can't be a backpack.
05:16What? What?
05:17Okay.
05:19I think he'd be a great backpack.
05:21Thanks, Mommy.
05:22Hey there.
05:22Somebody call a doctor, and please don't make it stupid today.
05:25I'm not in the mood.
05:25I just lost one of my favorite patient's heart attack, Zach.
05:28Oh, I'm so sorry.
05:30Did he have a heart attack?
05:30No, he was stabbed 37 times in the chest behind a Starbucks over a cake pop.
05:35I think it was the raccoon one.
05:37Oh.
05:38Yeah, we all thought it was going to be a heart attack.
05:40Yeah, based on the name.
05:41Yeah, you would think.
05:42He had them all the time.
05:43But no, just a random act of violence over a raccoon cake pop.
05:46This world is fucked up.
05:48Yeah.
05:49Anyway, what did you have a problem with?
05:51Oh, oh.
05:53Jeffy wants to be a backpack.
05:54And I told him he can't be a backpack.
05:57Because, obviously, he's a human and he can't turn into a backpack.
06:00And I've tried to explain it over and over again.
06:01He keeps thinking he could be a backpack.
06:02So I was like, if I get a doctor who, like, has a degree and, like, knows big words, maybe
06:07he could explain to him why he can't be a backpack better than I can so he understands he can't
06:11be a backpack.
06:12He can be a backpack?
06:13What are you talking about?
06:14What?
06:14Yes, he told me about it.
06:15You could not be a backpack.
06:17How could he be a backpack?
06:18Anybody can be a backpack with the backpackinator.
06:20What?
06:21The backpackinator is a machine.
06:25Hold on.
06:26I'm starting to think you're lying.
06:27No.
06:28No.
06:28It's a backpackinator.
06:30It's a machine I invented that can turn anything into a backpack.
06:34What?
06:35Why would you make something like that?
06:36That's stupid, dumb, and stupid.
06:37Okay, well, let's see you invent something.
06:39You couldn't even invent a third word to call it.
06:41He got you there, Mervyn.
06:43Yeah.
06:46Okay, go get this backpackinator.
06:48I want to see what it looks like.
06:49Okay, yeah, I'll get it.
06:51This is so dumb.
06:52Why is this happening to me?
06:53Okay, so I keep the backpackinator inside this backpack.
06:56Why would you keep the backpackinator inside a backpack?
06:58Well, where else would you keep a backpackinator?
07:00This actually used to be a coffee machine until I turned it into a backpack with my backpackinator.
07:04Really?
07:07Yeah, really.
07:08Can I see the backpackinator?
07:10Yeah, hold on.
07:10Let me get it.
07:11It's way down a minute.
07:12Hold on.
07:12Oh, yeah.
07:13It's like in this pocket back there.
07:14There it is.
07:16There's no such thing as a backpackinator, you fucking idiot.
07:19Why would you waste your time and say there is one?
07:21Because you wasted my time by telling me your son wanted to be a backpack.
07:24That's ridiculous.
07:25I know it's ridiculous, but he wouldn't understand when I would tell him that he can't be a backpack.
07:29So I thought if I got a doctor with a degree who uses big words that you could explain to
07:33him better that he can't be a backpack.
07:34You don't have to be a doctor and use big words to tell somebody they can't be a backpack.
07:38You can't be a backpack, you idiot.
07:40Okay.
07:40There you go.
07:41I just did it.
07:44Listen, this is so dumb.
07:45This whole situation is stupid.
07:47Yeah, I agree.
07:48Listen, I'm sorry for wasting your time.
07:50I just thought you could explain it better.
07:51Oh, no, I can't explain things.
07:53My brother explains things better guy could probably do it.
07:56Where's he at?
07:56He's actually in this backpack, too.
07:58He's right there.
07:58Boom!
07:59There he is!
08:00Sketch again!
08:00You can't be a backpack!
08:02You're stupid!
08:03Okay.
08:04Yeah, there we go.
08:04He explained it.
08:05That's mean.
08:07Am I done here or what?
08:08I guess.
08:09I guess.
08:09I just...
08:10I don't know.
08:11I'm sorry for wasting your time.
08:12You know what?
08:12If you want to be a backpack so bad, how about this?
08:14How about you close your eyes and just wish as hard as you can to be a backpack?
08:17There's gonna be a problem with that, big dog.
08:19I can't close my eyes, but I'll still try.
08:21Heeeah!
08:22Okay, that was a poot.
08:24No, it was a queef.
08:25What?
08:26It was a queef.
08:27Out of my ass.
08:28Ass queef.
08:28Well, that's a fart.
08:30You want to try again?
08:31Yeah.
08:33Heeeah!
08:34Oh, that was a queef.
08:35Yeah, I know.
08:36I didn't know.
08:37I'm queefing up a storm out here.
08:38Do it again.
08:39Plotting with a chance of queef.
08:42Heeeah!
08:43Yeah, I'm a backpack!
08:44Wow, it worked!
08:45And you queefed again!
08:46I did!
08:47Wait!
08:48Jeffy's a backpack!
08:49How'd that work?
08:50I don't know!
08:51That doesn't make any sense.
08:52Where's the backpackinator?
08:53Did you press the button?
08:53No, I didn't have one.
08:54I told you it was not real.
08:55Who wants to put stuff in my hole?
08:57I don't like that.
08:59What, you have straps?
08:59Let me see, do you have straps?
09:00Oh, I'm strapped up, daddy.
09:02He's wearable.
09:02Wait, where's the backpack part?
09:04Where do I put the things?
09:05There's a hand in it at the moment.
09:07Oh.
09:07Oh, that's cool.
09:09Okay, well, I guess Jeffy could be a backpack.
09:12Yeah.
09:12Yeah, you just gotta unzip my hole and put shit in it.
09:15I really don't like it when you say that.
09:17Well, you know, I guess you showed us, Jeffy, you could be a backpack.
09:21Alright, now I'm gonna go play with window and shit.
09:25Well, we have to apply to be our backpack.
09:27I don't even know if they're hiring new backpacks.
09:28Let me call up the people who run the show and see if they'll accept you as a backpack.
09:33Okay, who are they?
09:34I don't know.
09:35Do you have any connections to it?
09:36I don't know.
09:37I don't know her.
09:38I don't know her people.
09:40Nickelodeon.
09:40Yeah, call Nickelodeon.
09:42Okay, I'll call Nickelodeon.
09:43Nick Jr.
09:44Okay, I found this talent agent crawling around in our bushes.
09:47Yep, I'm always looking for new talent.
09:48I was looking for bugs to be in a new Bugs Life movie.
09:51So where's your son who thinks he's a backpack?
09:53He doesn't think he's a backpack.
09:54He is a backpack.
09:55Holy crap, boy, you're a backpack.
09:57Yeah, I am.
09:58I got straps.
09:59I'm strapped up.
10:00Oh, that's just perfect.
10:01That's exactly what the window of people are looking for.
10:04Num, num, num.
10:04Yummy, yummy, yummy.
10:05Yummy in my tummy.
10:06That's what they're gonna say when they see the backpack boy.
10:09Really?
10:10That's what they want?
10:11Yeah, that's exactly right.
10:12I can see it now.
10:13Your name in lights.
10:14Everybody, come look at the backpack boy.
10:16Pay him five dollars to look at the freak, the abomination, the crime against God.
10:20Oh.
10:21Well, I don't want him to be like a carnival attraction.
10:23I want him to be in the show for Windoa.
10:25No, come on, son.
10:26There's no I in showbiz.
10:28There absolutely is.
10:29Now, come on, boy.
10:30Let's go talk to Windoa and see if you can get a shot on the show.
10:33Okay.
10:35Oh, I saw Windoa.
10:36And today, I got a new backpack.
10:39Say hi, backpack.
10:41Bye, backpack.
10:42No.
10:43Say your name, silly.
10:44Your name, silly.
10:46Say your name.
10:48Your name.
10:50No.
10:50How can you say your name?
10:52Oh, don't talk to Backpack.
10:56Jeffy, I can't believe you said fuck out on TV.
10:58I'll say it again, too.
11:00Fuck out.
11:00Oh, boys, you stop it.
11:02Yes, Jeffy.
11:03Me.
11:04Yes.
11:04You said it, but then he did.
11:06I only said it to tell him what he said to say stop.
11:08But you shouldn't have said it either.
11:10What do I say, buddy?
11:11Jeffy, listen.
11:13You're not a backpack anymore.
11:14Turn back to normal.
11:17Nope.
11:18That was a quiff.
11:19Jeffy.
11:21Get out.
11:21I am a backpack.
11:22Let me show them how you're a backpack.
11:24Okay, look.
11:25See, you can put stuff in my head hole.
11:26Show them.
11:27See?
11:29Got a nice little head hole.
11:31Put like a remote in there.
11:33Because people do that often.
11:36Put that in there just like that.
11:38So you're a backpack and a puppet?
11:41Oh.
11:42Okay.
11:43SMLMerch.com.
11:44Link in the description.
11:45Beep.
11:47Beep.
11:47I was supposed to say beep.
11:49Beep.
11:49Link in the description.
11:50Beep.
11:51Beep.
11:52Beep.
11:53Beep.
11:53Alright.
11:54Go boys and Jeffy backpacking you big.
11:57From SMLMerch.com.
11:58Link in the description.
11:59Beep.
12:00Beep.
12:02We can fit someapolis in here.
12:03What would you do?
12:05Like the dicho bike.
12:06Beep.
12:06And I'll see you on that one.
12:07But, you can put the static ones on.
12:08But I can feel good.
12:08But you're suporing the kitchen wall...
12:08So you cannot wait for a couple of ohhh wheels...
12:08You