00:00There he goes, he's going to bed. Nope, it's not a doggie, it's a piggy.
00:04And yes, everyone, he sleeps in the same room with me.
00:08And yes, he sleeps right next to Mama. Come on, buddy,
00:12he's waiting on me, saying, come on, Mom, let's go. I'm ready to go
00:15to bed. And you know what's the best part, everyone? So many people
00:20ask me, Val, why? Why did you
00:23choose a piggy for a pet? Well, why not, everybody?
00:27Take a look at this little guy. When you think about it,
00:32he's pretty unique, isn't he? And you know what?
00:36As you hear him, he grumbles, because you know why?
00:40He wants me out of the way, because he wants to go to bed.
00:44You couldn't ask for a better guy to go to bed. He's amazing.
00:48He don't bawl. He don't whine. He don't cry to go to bed.
00:52He doesn't even wait on me to go to bed at nights. Some nights,
00:55he'll be like, I'm going to bed, Mom, without you.
01:00I'll find him already tucked in bed here.
01:02And I come back, and then I cover Homer up.
01:07He won't wait around. Now, he's a crybaby to get up in the mornings,
01:11as you see on those videos.
01:13But he's amazing. I can't tell people around the world enough.
01:18He's housebroken like a doggie. He goes outside.
01:21He holds it up easily to 18 hours.
01:23As you see, he doesn't wear no diaper.
01:26Now, everybody, I can't tell you enough,
01:30Homer Ichabod Turner don't stink either.
01:33Nope, he's a clean guy, as you see.
01:36He don't want to be dirty.
01:38Homer don't even realize he's a piggy.
01:41And I have so many people ask,
01:43How do you think he'd do outside in a barn with other piggies?
01:47I think Homer'd have a panic attack.
01:50I think he'd go into maybe even heart attack of being scared to death at night.
01:55Because he don't know no different.
01:57Are you kidding me?
01:59He's used to having a bed,
02:00living the dream,
02:02sleeping,
02:03having breakfast made for him in the morning.
02:06He's got a good life.
02:08Don't you, buddy?
02:10Nighty-night-night,
02:11don't let those piggy bugs bite, buddy.
02:14We love you.
02:14Lights out,
02:15and you know the rules.
02:17Sleep tight.
02:18I'll see you in the morning.
02:19Isn't he great?
02:21Now, that's a great little guy right there.
02:23You couldn't ask for a better guy.
02:25I know it.
02:26And you know what?
02:28I don't mind sleeping next to him.
02:30I don't mind sleeping next to him.
