00:00Glad it's finally fall. Football is back and the weather's getting cooler.
00:03How about we go to the apple orchard?
00:06Ooh, you lost me a go.
00:07I figure. That's why I got you new caramel apple five-hour energy.
00:11It's like the apple orchard without the go.
00:23Okay, I got some disturbing news for you.
00:27You could get an STD.
00:30Sexually transmitted diarrhea.
00:34I saw this. I almost fainted.
00:36Nowadays, the infection is spreading more through sex
00:40and evolving into something that's close to untreatable.
00:45Shigella bacteria infects nearly half a million people in the U.S. every year,
00:50causing diarrhea with blood or mucus.
00:54Good gracious.
00:55Stomach pain, cramps, fever, and vomiting.
00:59I've probably had this four or five times.
01:01Sexually transmitted diarrhea?
01:03Not from sex, though.
01:03Not from sex.
01:05Non-sexually transmitted diarrhea.
01:08Scientists are learning more about why the disturbing disease is spreading so quickly
01:12and why it's developing a resistance to treatment.
01:16Okay.
01:18Yes, Chuck?
01:19How are they getting it?
01:21Well, it's a nasty illness that causes more than uncomfortable poops.
01:25It can become life-threatening by dehydrating and depleting bodily fluids,
01:30including blood, causing bacterial and septic shock, neurological complications,
01:37as well as internal bleeding and infection.
01:39It spreads through infected poop that gets into the mouth because of...
01:44People are eating the booty in your R.J. City.
01:48That's it.
01:50Ladies.
01:52A minuscule amount as few as 10 organisms is enough to get you sick.
01:58Bring your own wipes.
02:00Oh.
02:01Before you die.
02:01Good luck out there.
02:02It's tough.
02:03Good luck in them asses.
02:04It's tough out there.
02:05Good luck in them asses.
02:07It's tough.
02:08That'll snap you right back to reality of what you're doing when you're dining back there.
02:13Diarrhea.
02:14Sexually transmitted diarrhea.
02:17Risk it all.
02:18Risk it all.
02:21Yikes, huh?
02:22I had a feeling it was going to be that, though.
02:25I was like, it's not just going to be from normal banging.
02:27Studies show the spread of the disease through sex grew 15% year over year over the past five years
02:34compared to the spread through travel and food.
02:38Sex is the major route of transmission now.
02:42But it's hard to tell because they don't ask patients how they got it.
02:47Did you eat a butt?
02:48Have you been ass dining?
02:50Well, yes.
02:51You got to ask.
02:53If you got diarrhea?
02:55Yeah.
02:56Okay.
02:57Doesn't this...
02:58Listen.
02:59If this is like a thing, you got to make sure.
03:02Because I'd be like, no, I was not eating a butt.
03:04I just had normal diarrhea.
03:07Gosh, what a crazy conversation.
03:09Okay, but how big is ass eating right now if it's now something a doctor needs to ask if
03:15you've been doing?
03:16I mean, it's huge.
03:18It's what we said.
03:18Yeah, it's all over the dating sites.
03:21It's huge.
03:21Well, that's the problem, I guess.
03:22As for it to say, many people don't realize it can spread through sex and that lack of
03:26awareness could be fueling the infections.
03:29As it spreads rapidly, it's also becoming harder to manage.
03:32Drug-resistant strains of sexually transmitted diarrhea have skyrocketed from 0% 10 years ago
03:40to 8.5% a couple years ago.
03:43It's gone from being relatively treatable with off-the-shelf drugs to being close to untreatable
03:48over the course of a decade.
03:50I can't even imagine what I'm carrying.
03:54Well, I can't imagine the lady who dined up on you.
03:57That's what I'm saying, that poor thing.
03:59Get some saran wrap.
04:02People got to be wrapping.
04:04Like a dental dam.
04:06Wrap that butthole.
04:06Yeah, protect it and get after it.
04:09Yeah.
04:10I don't think it probably doesn't feel as great, you know?
04:13For who?
04:14For the person.
04:15The receiver.
04:16I'm sure it does.
04:17I don't know.
04:18I'm sure.
04:18Oh, he knows.
04:21He was pretty confident.
04:22Yeah, he's like, I'm sure it does.
04:25I'm sure.
04:25I'm sure.
04:26I'm sure.
04:26As to imagine.
04:28Uh-huh.
04:29Uh-oh.
04:30Very nice.
04:30Someone's got saran wrap.
04:31Very nice.
04:33There's not just one form of sexually transmittable diarrhea.
04:36There's overlapping variants emerging, too.
04:38So, something to keep in mind if you like to dine on the booty.
04:43What's crazy is, like, the next time someone is like, oh, yeah, I'm sick, my stomach's upset.
04:49Oh, really?
04:51Oh, really?
04:52Oh, really?
04:53Oh, really?
04:53Oh, really?
04:54Oh, really?
04:54I see.
04:56I see.
04:57What you like.
05:02All right.
05:03Yeah, I'm sick because of an RJ.
05:04Well, what's crazy, you used to be able to just say, oh, I have diarrhea.
05:07I can't.
05:07Like, it was just a natural excuse.
05:10It was, like, foolproof.
05:11No big deal.
05:12Now, you say it and people are like, mm.
05:15Oh, mm.
05:16What cracks me up is that everyone was so worried about the poop lettuce over the summer, but
05:20yet they're out there just eating butts.
05:22Yeah, I know.
05:23I know.
05:24I don't get it.
05:25Like, what are you worried about?
05:26Put a piece of lettuce over top of it.
05:28Right.
05:29People are afraid to touch guardrails or hotel carpets, but you're licking buttholes.
05:34I know.
05:35That's what happens if you do that.
05:37Yeah.
05:37Like, we're worried.
05:39Like, would you lick a carpet?
05:40Would you lick a toilet seat?
05:41But you're going to lick a butthole.
05:44Apparently, I will.
05:45Um, but.
05:49But.
05:51You know.
05:52Sometimes you're just in the moment.
05:53It doesn't make sense.
05:56Oh, my God.
05:57RJ Confessions with Jason Rodgers.
06:02Damn, man.
06:04Oh, boy.
06:06Like, boy in the moment.
06:08Sometimes you're in.
06:09Happy birthday.
06:12They're so close together.
06:14Surprise, surprise.
06:16Surprise, surprise.
06:20Walker told me I had AIDS.
06:22Oh, that's another thing that can happen.
06:24That's another thing.
06:25Yep.
06:26Sexually transmitted diarrhea.
06:28You can read more about it if you're worried about it at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
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