00:00Hi, I'm Shane Gillis and I'll be hosting SNL This Week with musical guest Rosalia.
00:04I know what you did last time you was here. Don't be touching none of my stuff this week.
00:07Kenan, I told you. I thought the cantaloupe was for everybody.
00:09You thought that was everybody's cantaloupe? No, it was a big ol' sign that said,
00:12Kenan's Cantaloupe. Did it say Shane's Cantaloupe?
00:14No, it didn't.
00:15No, it didn't! Say it!
00:16I'm sorry, dude.
00:18Hi, I'm Shane Gillis and I'll be hosting SNL This Week with Rosalia.
00:21I got an idea. What about a workplace comedy set in a tire shop?
00:24Like my show, Tires? That already exists.
00:25Oh, okay. Well, what if I made an album that blends pop and classical music in 14 languages?
00:31That's Luke's, my album. I already made that, sorry.
00:34Oh, okay. Well, what about a live sketch comedy show that goes on every Saturday night?
00:38No, Kenan.
00:38No, exactly.
00:40Hi, I'm Shane Gillis and I'll be hosting SNL This Week with Rosalia.
00:44I'm Kenan and I'll be hosting a dinner party this week with several of my closest friends.
00:47What are you doing?
00:48I thought we were saying stuff we're hosting this week.
00:51Hi, I'm Rosalia and I will not be hosting anything this week.
00:55Oh.
