00:00Sir, there is a new nanny waiting to be interviewed.
00:02What happened to the old one?
00:04Brighton staged another fake suicide.
00:06Best one yet.
00:07Spread eagle on the marble with a bit of catsup trickling from his ears.
00:10We've got half the money people in New York coming to our backers party,
00:13and I will not have those children running loose.
00:17Not that I don't love them as if they were my very own.
00:22Mm-hmm.
00:23I do.
00:26Oh!
00:28Oh!
00:35Do you have a pen?
00:38Forget it.
00:41Brighton, you're losing your touch.
00:43I'm Maxwell Sheffield.
00:45This is my son, the late Brighton Sheffield.
00:49Wait, I know you.
00:52Esquire magazine, New York's ten most eligible widowers?
00:56My condolences, by the way.
00:59You read Esquire?
01:00When they list the ten most eligible widowers, I do.
01:05Hi, I'm Fran Fine.
01:07Do come in.
01:09Oh, boy, do you have gorgeous tchotchkes.
01:12Uh, beg your pardon?
01:15Oh, you know, you bric-a-brac, dust collectors.
01:18Ah, the Rodin, yes.
01:19Well, he was, uh, he was well known for his bronze tchotchkes.
01:25May I see your resume, please?
01:27Oh, yeah, sure.
01:31Crayon?
01:32Lipstick.
01:32Of course.
01:33And what a lovely shade.
01:40I hate her.
01:41Now, Brighton, let's not be hasty.
01:43Yeah, I haven't even sung Climb Every Mountain yet.
01:47Uh, Miss Fine, you seem to have listed the Queen Mother as a reference.
01:52Well, let me see that.
01:55Oh, no, that's not the Queen Mother.
01:57That's my mother from Queens.
02:01Hi, Daddy.
02:02Oh, hello, sweetheart.
02:04Maggie.
02:05Hello, Father.
02:06Oh, boy, are you gorgeous.
02:09And look at that hair, you see.
02:11Now, you cannot get color like that from out of a bottle.
02:14No way.
02:16I'll be in my room doing my homework.
02:18Hmm.
02:19Really lights up her in, doesn't she?
02:22You don't need personality when you're an heiress.
02:26So, sweetheart, how was therapy today?
02:30Any, uh, any breakthroughs?
02:33Dr. Bond and I did some regressions.
02:35And she took me back through my childhood.
02:39Must have been a quick trip.
02:42Oh, you have no idea how complicated I am.
02:49Therapy, huh?
02:50It was a lot easier than talking to us directly.
02:52All right, that's it, Brighton.
02:54Go to your room.
02:55All right.
02:55Come on, Gracie.
02:56Let's leave Father alone to hire someone else to take care of his problem children.
03:01Oh, you're a bit a little person, aren't you?
03:04Oh, we're going to get along fine.
03:07I'm, uh, I'm sorry you had to see that.
03:10I'll show you out.
03:11What do I do?
03:12One smart-ass remark from the kid and I don't get the job?
03:15That's not fair.
03:16As you can see, I need help here.
03:19More help than can be provided by a door-to-door cosmetics girl.
03:24Oh, for God's sakes.
03:28I'll get it.
03:30Sheffield residence.
03:32No, honey, it's Fran.
03:34What do you mean that?
03:36It's the nanny agency.
03:39Maxwell Sheffield here.
03:43Oh, yeah, right.
03:45No, no, Monday is not acceptable.
03:47Listen, I need a nanny this weekend.
03:56Do you have any experience with children?
03:59Are you kidding?
04:00I practically raised my sister's two kids when she was suing her chiropodis.
04:05There has to be another agency.
04:07Oh, please.
04:08I come from Flushing.
04:09There is nothing these kids can throw at me that I haven't seen before.
04:12Except maybe their trust funds.
04:17All right, you're high, but on a trial basis.
04:19Oh, thank you, Mr. Chauvin.
04:21Thank you so much.
04:22You won't regret it.
04:23Somehow, I'm rather sure I will.
04:26Niles will show you to your room.
04:28Oh, if the nanny gets to live here?
04:32Is that a problem?
04:33Oh, yeah, I'm sure I'm going to miss being 29 and still living at home with my parents.
04:37But if it's best for the kids.
04:44It's a problem.
04:45I'm going to miss you.
04:45If it's best for the kids.
04:48I'm going to miss you.
04:50I don't want to miss you.
04:50I don't want to miss you.
