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Stevie St. James grew up in Maple Creek, working shifts and dreaming about a stage she'd probably never reach. Then Lexington Hall — the actual movie star — moved to town and ended up in her school play.
They fell for each other. Quietly, then completely.
Then his mother came back. Veronica Hall is a talent manager first and a parent never. She made her position clear: Stevie was a liability, and she threatened legal action.
So Lex did the noble thing. He ended it and left.
He never asked Stevie what she wanted. He decided for her — and she stayed behind in a town he'd already left.
Years later he returns offering a fake relationship.
✨ What worked for me:
Stevie's life was fine before him. The show remembers that.
✨ Bottom line: the best "he thought he was protecting her" arc I've watched.
Was he noble, or just scared?
— K, karma is a dish best served on screen 🥂
#DreamOn, #SecondChance, #ReunitedLovers, #Showbiz, #HiddenFeelings
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Stevie St. James grew up in Maple Creek, working shifts and dreaming about a stage she'd probably never reach. Then Lexington Hall — the actual movie star — moved to town and ended up in her school play.
They fell for each other. Quietly, then completely.
Then his mother came back. Veronica Hall is a talent manager first and a parent never. She made her position clear: Stevie was a liability, and she threatened legal action.
So Lex did the noble thing. He ended it and left.
He never asked Stevie what she wanted. He decided for her — and she stayed behind in a town he'd already left.
Years later he returns offering a fake relationship.
✨ What worked for me:
Stevie's life was fine before him. The show remembers that.
✨ Bottom line: the best "he thought he was protecting her" arc I've watched.
Was he noble, or just scared?
— K, karma is a dish best served on screen 🥂
#DreamOn, #SecondChance, #ReunitedLovers, #Showbiz, #HiddenFeelings
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00:00:05Snake, that lead role is mine, and so is Lex. Let's go.
00:00:17Well, that was fun. Good luck. Wait, you're leaving?
00:00:24Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this,
00:00:27not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
00:00:31Yeah, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
00:00:34So, look, we'll be next time.
00:00:36There won't be a next time, Lex.
00:00:41Not for someone like me. Look, my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:00:47And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:00:50me on stage.
00:00:54She, she never got the chase to me.
00:00:58She just went once.
00:01:00You know what it feels like to really act.
00:01:11And the award for Best Youth Actor goes to...
00:01:15Lexington Hall!
00:01:17Look!
00:01:28I received my first film in the 83rd time in the sky.
00:01:31And the day that I finally turned 18.
00:01:34And so do my sweet number here.
00:01:36And Hollywood, and everyone watching at home.
00:01:39I just want a thing to say to all of you...
00:01:43Fuck!
00:01:44You!
00:01:46Woo!
00:01:51Out the camera!
00:01:54Fuck all of you!
00:01:55Fuck this disgusting industry!
00:01:58I'm never acting again!
00:02:00Woo!
00:02:06I spoiled Hollywood ass.
00:02:14Dad, I've got the school play audition.
00:02:16I gotta go.
00:02:17Uh...
00:02:18Break your legs, honey.
00:02:19It's break a leg, but thank you.
00:02:28Oh my god, I can't believe we're gonna be classmates with the Lex Hall.
00:02:32The hottest guy from Hollywood.
00:02:34Oh my god, I could literally die.
00:02:36Do you think he'll sign my booze?
00:02:39Oh my god.
00:02:41Serious!
00:02:41Oh my god!
00:02:51Oh my god!
00:02:52Super let's sleep!
00:02:57Oh my god!
00:02:59Oh my god!
00:03:01Oh my god!
00:03:06Is that Lex Hall?
00:03:13What?
00:03:14What?
00:03:19My shirt!
00:03:20What the hell!
00:03:21Oh my god!
00:03:21What the hell?!
00:03:25Oh no!
00:03:26My hair's stuck on his clutch!
00:03:29Oh!
00:03:31No, no, I can't let the whole school see me like this!
00:03:38Hey, hey, we really don't have time for this right now.
00:03:40What are you waiting for, drunk?
00:03:43She's huge, I don't know how to...
00:03:44That's it, the gas!
00:03:55Okay, stop the car, stop the car, do for a second.
00:04:00Seriously?
00:04:06Do you want me to get right on there?
00:04:08My hair is stuck!
00:04:11Okay, stop the car, do for a second.
00:04:14We're still in the car, do for a second.
00:04:17Is he hard?
00:04:27I'm awesome.
00:04:36Oh, gosh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:04:38Are you serious?
00:04:40You know, I've had some fans pull some pretty crazy stunts before, but...
00:04:44This?
00:04:45Pretty original.
00:04:46I am not one of your crazy fan girls.
00:04:49You dumped into my car, you destroyed my truck, and destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition.
00:04:57Ah, that's...
00:04:59unfortunate.
00:05:03Fine.
00:05:05You're...
00:05:07That'll cover the shirt, and whatever it costs to fix...
00:05:11This thing.
00:05:13I don't want your stupid autographs!
00:05:15You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like.
00:05:18A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:05:21Now leave me alone.
00:05:29Spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:05:30Huh?
00:05:34That's a strong opinion for a theater nerd.
00:05:43Stevie St. James?
00:05:45Hey, come on, you're doing Fright and Prejudice?
00:05:48Boring!
00:05:49You know what?
00:05:50Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams.
00:05:55I'm gonna act in Hollywood too one day.
00:05:58See, you're not missing out on much, duds.
00:06:00It's not what you think it is.
00:06:01You know what? You can save your jaded broken bad boy act for someone who actually cheers.
00:06:06Acting is my dream.
00:06:09And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream.
00:06:14Not that someone like you would ever understand.
00:06:16Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition, and I'm beginning.
00:06:25I can close my room.
00:06:27Like so.
00:06:33Audition, huh?
00:06:36I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie.
00:06:38You were made for the lead role.
00:06:40Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year.
00:06:44Girls, this is the last year, and it's gonna be the best year.
00:06:48Well, since Stevie is a no-show, this includes our auditions for this year's school play.
00:06:57Wait!
00:06:58I'm here.
00:07:12All right, farm girl, let's see what you got.
00:07:15All righty, Stevie.
00:07:17You made it.
00:07:18You can start whenever you're ready.
00:07:21Mr. Darcy, from the moment that I met you, your manners showed me that you are arrogant, selfish, and conceited.
00:07:30She's not bad.
00:07:32So my answer is no.
00:07:34You're the last man in the world who-
00:07:38Wait, where's my partner James?
00:07:43He's supposed to come in here.
00:07:44Oh no, Stevie!
00:07:47Did your acting partner ditch you?
00:07:48I don't blame him.
00:07:50This is a train wreck.
00:07:51Yeah, my best plant has better acting skills.
00:07:56How do you know?
00:07:57Boo!
00:07:59Boo!
00:08:02Boo!
00:08:05Hey!
00:08:34Lex Hall, did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:08:38What do you want?
00:08:39Drink.
00:08:50Wait, this is my first kiss.
00:08:54He did a stage kiss?
00:08:56Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
00:08:58He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:09:02With Stevie?
00:09:03I thought Lex quit acting.
00:09:05Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:09:08Allow me to speak but a few words.
00:09:10My dearest.
00:09:12The loveliest Elizabeth.
00:09:14Lex, what are you doing here?
00:09:16You don't even know the lines.
00:09:19There's everything out here.
00:09:25Can you memorize that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:09:29No.
00:09:31I'll find it.
00:09:34I've been selfishly in all my life.
00:09:37Such it was from eight to eighteen as if it still might be.
00:09:40Not for you, Elizabeth.
00:09:43By you, I was properly humbled.
00:09:46And if your feelings for me are still what they were the last we spoke, tell me at once.
00:09:52Otherwise, what do you do to me the greatest pleasure?
00:09:56Of having you.
00:10:06Whoa!
00:10:11Beautiful chemistry.
00:10:12The lead roles are yours provided, both of you agree to play.
00:10:17Y-YES!
00:10:20Yes. Thank you, Mr. Hamlin. We won't let you down.
00:10:22All righty. Now the auditions are over.
00:10:27But Mr. Hamlin!
00:10:31This series is over, you slimy barn snake.
00:10:34That lead role is mine.
00:10:37And so is Lex.
00:10:46Well, that was fun. Good luck.
00:10:48Wait, you're leaving?
00:10:53Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
00:10:56Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater guards
00:10:58in a signature play.
00:11:00Dude, Mr. Hamlin, he wants us as a dude.
00:11:02Don't look.
00:11:04Maybe next time.
00:11:05There won't be a next time, Lex.
00:11:09Not for someone like me.
00:11:12But my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:11:15And I promised her that one day I would be the lead
00:11:17in this cool play so she could see me on stage.
00:11:23She, uh...
00:11:24She never got the chance to.
00:11:26So just for once...
00:11:29I don't even know what it feels like to really act.
00:11:38But...
00:11:38You're right.
00:11:40She won't be startled that I do whatever it is
00:11:42That I see, I do a great act a sense.
00:11:48What do I get out of it?
00:11:57I have a spare bedroom.
00:12:00What?
00:12:02You're staying at the Plaza Hotel, right?
00:12:06I saw how crazy your fans are.
00:12:08They'll chew you up when you get back there.
00:12:11So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:12:15Well, that's what you're wanting, right?
00:12:18Mr. I-just-want-a-normal-life.
00:12:26Okay, fuck it.
00:12:29You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
00:12:34See you at the farm.
00:13:15You weren't kidding me so much, but I'm a fixer-up.
00:13:18You weren't actually an Hollywood central.
00:13:24You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
00:13:34Stevie, honey!
00:13:36Mom! Dad, um...
00:13:38This is my friend that I said he was going to be staying with us.
00:13:41I'm Lex. I'm sorry. I don't mean to intrude.
00:13:45Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here!
00:13:48So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:13:52And with such a talented actor's help, my baby girl's going to be the star.
00:13:57Dad, stop!
00:13:59Okay, kids, dinner's almost ready.
00:14:01Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:14:03Great idea.
00:14:04Okay, I hope you like fantasy.
00:14:08Wow, that was embarrassing.
00:14:10Oh, it was cute.
00:14:13You know how much they care.
00:14:15I don't want to have fun.
00:14:19Anyways.
00:14:21Tell me if I don't want to see this.
00:14:24Uh, that's not a good idea.
00:14:25I don't think you really want to know!
00:14:27Oh, that's good.
00:14:35Lex Hall's an asshole.
00:14:36But why do I find him so hot?
00:14:38Will you do me the greatest pleasure?
00:14:40Of having you.
00:14:46Stop it, Stevie.
00:14:48He's literally a Hollywood actor.
00:14:50He's just acting.
00:14:51You need to stop looking at me.
00:14:54He's a star.
00:14:55And he's just doing it.
00:14:57You always talk to the cows when you milk nuts.
00:15:04Well, good morning to you, too.
00:15:07Oh my god!
00:15:20Well, that is just...
00:15:22Don't!
00:15:22Say another word.
00:15:25What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:15:27Well, I was trying to take a shower.
00:15:28And then the thing broke.
00:15:29Broke.
00:15:31But as my generous hostess,
00:15:33I assume you can fix it for me.
00:15:47What are you doing, St. James?
00:15:49Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
00:15:52There are types in there.
00:15:58You sure you know how to fix this?
00:15:59Um, newsflash your highness.
00:16:01Real people like me actually grew up
00:16:03performing real life skills
00:16:04while you were busy having tea and cake with celebrities.
00:16:07You seem to think movie stars' lives are all fun and games.
00:16:10Oh, yeah.
00:16:11Because all the fans that love you
00:16:12and the galas and traveling around the world.
00:16:15So horrible.
00:16:18You sure you don't want any help?
00:16:19No, you've done enough.
00:16:21The last thing I need is your help.
00:16:26Shit.
00:16:27I can't actually be stuck like this
00:16:29with my ass pointed at...
00:16:33You've got a real talent for getting yourself
00:16:35in compromising positions.
00:16:39Don't you, farm girl?
00:16:43Lex.
00:16:44I'm gonna suck, okay?
00:16:45Just pull me out.
00:16:47Oh?
00:16:48I thought you had to walk my help.
00:16:50Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:16:52Help me.
00:16:57Sting, honey?
00:16:59Are you in the barn?
00:17:03Yeah, mom, I'm just-
00:17:07I'm- I'm getting a water pipe.
00:17:13Okay, do you want some help?
00:17:15No, I'm- I'm about to be done.
00:17:18Breakfast is ready.
00:17:20Okay, I'm coming.
00:17:30Hey.
00:17:34Ah!
00:17:37Where is this?
00:17:38Get a wrench!
00:17:43Let's smell a wrench.
00:17:45Honey.
00:17:51I am so sorry!
00:17:55It's okay.
00:17:57I am so sorry!
00:17:58It's okay.
00:18:02It's okay.
00:18:03It's okay.
00:18:03I'm gonna go dig a hole,
00:18:05and dive in it.
00:18:06Hold up.
00:18:08It's okay.
00:18:09So what does me an apology?
00:18:12This...
00:18:13...real life skills.
00:18:15You know, I'm starting to hate me on the bottom of the rock.
00:18:18Screw with me.
00:18:19See, James?
00:18:26Lexington!
00:18:27Oh, God. What's my mom doing back? Lexington?
00:18:32No. That's my mom.
00:18:39Lexington? Did you think you could run away without me knowing?
00:18:44Lexington? Oh, oh. What are you doing in a full-gotten barn like this and without a shirt?
00:18:51I've decided to spend some time on a farm. Mom, you didn't have to break an enter.
00:18:54Well, apparently I did have to, Lexington. Your reputation is in the gutter and now I find you living on
00:19:00some dirty farm.
00:19:02You don't belong here, Lex, or with whatever redneck lives here.
00:19:11Is there someone in there with you? Lexington, that's it. I'm coming in now.
00:19:24Mom, I'm naked and I'm hard.
00:19:29Lexington, you put that towel on right now.
00:19:32No.
00:19:33Not until you get in your car and you drive away.
00:19:36I'm not a kid anymore and I've told you I'm quitting Hollywood.
00:19:40You are not quitting.
00:19:42You're just having a temper tantrum.
00:19:44I'm lonely. I'm your mother and your agent.
00:19:48In fact, I might remind you that all of these contracts bear your signature.
00:19:54So if you don't come back to LA, you're going to court.
00:19:59Can you just stop hurting my life for two seconds and let me be free for once?
00:20:04You know, freedom is a luxury that a movie star like you doesn't get to have.
00:20:09And so is a scandal, so I better not catch you getting into any trouble.
00:20:13And if I find out that you were messing around with some gold-digging farm girl,
00:20:19not only will I ruin your life, I'll ruin hers.
00:20:30Okay, you turn around.
00:20:35Sorry.
00:20:40Bad day, huh?
00:20:44Good days, bad days.
00:20:46House days.
00:20:48All the endless bullshit and boots on you.
00:20:52As far as fate, we are plucks on.
00:20:56You're really not.
00:20:57No.
00:20:58Perfect.
00:20:59I mean, first of all, you are major man.
00:21:02And you had your cocky and you're utterly reckless.
00:21:05You can't even put that cock.
00:21:08But it doesn't make you bad.
00:21:11Just be too mean.
00:21:24You know, there are copies of that, right?
00:21:27It's okay to want things.
00:21:29To forget what your mom wants and what the fans want.
00:21:34It's hard to explain, somehow, when I'm only with her.
00:21:37It doesn't feel so bad to be just like someone.
00:21:42What do you want, like someone?
00:21:45I don't know.
00:22:05And the award for Best Youth Actor goes to...
00:22:10Lexington Hall.
00:22:11What?
00:22:13What?
00:22:14What?
00:22:23I've seen my first film in the age of three.
00:22:25I've been drafted this day.
00:22:26The day that I finally turned 18.
00:22:29And so do my sweet mother here in the crowd.
00:22:31And to Hollywood.
00:22:33And everyone watching at home.
00:22:34I have just one thing to say to all of you.
00:22:38Fuck you!
00:22:40Woo!
00:22:42Move!
00:22:47Out the camera!
00:22:49Fuck all of you!
00:22:50Fuck this disgusting industry!
00:22:52I'm never acting again!
00:22:55Woo!
00:23:00This squirreled Hollywood ass.
00:23:09Dad, I've got the school club audition.
00:23:11I gotta go.
00:23:12Uh, break your legs, honey.
00:23:14It's break a leg, but thank you.
00:23:23Oh my god, I can't believe we're gonna be classmates with the Lex Hall, the hottest guy from Hollywood.
00:23:29Oh my god, he could literally die.
00:23:30Do you think he'll sign my booze?
00:23:32Oh my god.
00:23:35Oh my god.
00:23:35Serious!
00:23:36Ah!
00:23:39Ah!
00:23:46Ah!
00:23:48Ah!
00:23:50Ah!
00:23:51Ah!
00:23:52Ah!
00:23:53Ah!
00:23:54I'm not a man!
00:23:59Shh, is that Lex home?
00:24:12Oh my! My shark! What the hell?
00:24:19Oh, my hair is stuck on his claws.
00:24:26Oh, I can't let the whole school see me like this.
00:24:33Okay, we really don't have time for this right now.
00:24:35What are you waiting for? Drive!
00:24:37This team's huge! I don't know how to-
00:24:39Let's hit the gas!
00:24:49Okay, stop the car, stop the car. I think we're safe.
00:24:54Oh, seriously!
00:24:58Hey!
00:25:02My hair is stuck!
00:25:05Hey!
00:25:06Yeah, yeah, it's out.
00:25:07Fire your head.
00:25:09For something else.
00:25:11Is he... harmed?
00:25:22I'm not sure.
00:25:27Car!
00:25:30Oh, God, you better be kidding me.
00:25:32Are you serious?
00:25:35You know, I've had some fans build some pretty crazy stunts before, but...
00:25:39This?
00:25:40Pretty original.
00:25:41I am not one of your crazy fangirls.
00:25:44You jumped into my car, you destroyed my truck, and destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition.
00:25:50Yeah, that's... unfortunate.
00:25:58Fine.
00:25:59Here.
00:26:02That'll cover the shirt, and whatever it costs, fix...
00:26:06This thing.
00:26:07I don't want your stupid autographs!
00:26:10You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like.
00:26:13A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:26:16Now, leave me alone.
00:26:23A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:26:25Huh?
00:26:29A strong opinion for a theater nerd.
00:26:38Steve Lee St. James?
00:26:40I mean, come on, you're doing Fright and Prejudice?
00:26:42Boring!
00:26:44You know what?
00:26:45Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams.
00:26:50I'm gonna act in Hollywood, too, okay?
00:26:53You're not missing out on watch tuts.
00:26:55It's not what you think it is.
00:26:56You know what? You can save your jaded, broken, bad boy act for someone who actually cares.
00:27:00Acting is my dream.
00:27:04And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream.
00:27:08Not that someone like you would ever understand.
00:27:11Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an audition and leave me late.
00:27:20I can close my own.
00:27:22I think so.
00:27:30I don't know why you had an audition, Natalie.
00:27:33You were made for the lead role.
00:27:35Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year.
00:27:38Girls, this is the last year, and it's gonna be the best year.
00:27:42Well, since Stevie has a no-show, this will be some auditions for this year.
00:27:51Wait!
00:27:53I'm here.
00:27:54I'm here.
00:28:01I'm here.
00:28:03I'm here.
00:28:04I'm here.
00:28:06I'm here.
00:28:07Alright, farm girl.
00:28:08Let's see what you got.
00:28:10Alrighty, Stevie.
00:28:11You made it.
00:28:13You can start whenever you're ready.
00:28:15Mr. Darcy.
00:28:16From the moment that I met you, you made him show me that you are arrogant, selfish, and conceited.
00:28:25She's...
00:28:25not that.
00:28:27So my answer is no.
00:28:29You're the last man in the world to...
00:28:32Wait.
00:28:33Where's my partner, Jameson?
00:28:37He's supposed to come in here.
00:28:39Oh, no, Stevie!
00:28:41Did your acting partner ditch you?
00:28:43I don't blame him.
00:28:44This is a train wreck.
00:28:46Yeah, my desk plant has better acting skills.
00:28:50Bill!
00:28:55Bill!
00:28:56Bill!
00:28:59Bill!
00:29:01Hey!
00:29:01Where are we?
00:29:14What?
00:29:16Bill!
00:29:17Bill!
00:29:17Bill!
00:29:17Bill!
00:29:18Bill!
00:29:22Bill!
00:29:25Bill!
00:29:28Bill!
00:29:29Bill!
00:29:32Bill!
00:29:34Bill!
00:29:37Bill!
00:29:38Bill!
00:29:39Bill!
00:29:41Bill!
00:29:42Bill!
00:29:44Bill!
00:29:45Bill!
00:29:45This is my first kiss.
00:29:48Is it a stage kiss?
00:29:50Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
00:29:53He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:29:57With Stevie?
00:29:58I thought Lex quit acting.
00:30:00Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:30:02Allow me to speak but a few words.
00:30:05My dearest.
00:30:07The loveliest Elizabeth.
00:30:09Lex, what are you doing here?
00:30:11You don't even know the lines.
00:30:13What are you doing here?
00:30:19Can you memorize that entire monologue in 3 seconds?
00:30:23No.
00:30:25Well, I'm not late.
00:30:29I've been a selfish man all my life.
00:30:31Such it was from 8 to 18 and such it was still my beat.
00:30:35Not for you, the Elizabeth.
00:30:37But you, I was probably humbled.
00:30:40And if your feelings for me are still with the word of the last we spoke, tell me at once.
00:30:45But otherwise,
00:30:47will you do me the greatest pleasure?
00:30:51I'm having you.
00:30:51I'm having you.
00:30:51You're not just kidding.
00:30:54I'll have to go before you.
00:30:55And I'll have to time for a second.
00:30:57And I'll miss you all the time.
00:30:57I never forget this.
00:31:00Whoa!
00:31:02Oh!
00:31:03Whoa!
00:31:06Beautiful chemistry.
00:31:07Let me roll for yours.
00:31:08Clark, both of you are relieved to have left.
00:31:12Yes!
00:31:14Yes!
00:31:15Thank you, Mr. Hamlin.
00:31:16We won't let you know.
00:31:17All righty. Now the auditions are over.
00:31:21But Mr. Hamlin!
00:31:25This isn't over, you slimy barn snake.
00:31:29That lead role is mine.
00:31:31And so is Lex.
00:31:40That was fun. Good luck.
00:31:43Wait, you're leaving?
00:31:47Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
00:31:50Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
00:31:54Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
00:31:57Tough luck.
00:31:58Maybe next time.
00:32:00There won't be a next time, Lex.
00:32:04Not for someone like me.
00:32:07Look, my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:32:10And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:32:13me on stage.
00:32:16She, uh, she never got the chance to.
00:32:21So just for once, I want to know what it feels like to really act.
00:32:32All right.
00:32:34Stevie St. James, let's say I do agree to act with you.
00:32:43What do I get out of it?
00:32:51I have a spare bedroom.
00:32:55What?
00:32:56Um, you're staying at the Blondin Hotel, right?
00:33:01It's not how crazy your fans are.
00:33:03I'll cheer you up when you get back there.
00:33:05So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and go live on a farm with you?
00:33:09Well, that's what you wanted, right?
00:33:12Mr. I-just-want-a-normal-life.
00:33:15Bye.
00:33:21Okay, fuck it.
00:33:24You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
00:33:28So you're at the farm.
00:33:34Yuck!
00:33:35Oh, my yuck!
00:33:48You weren't kidding me, so it's better to fix her up.
00:33:50Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:51Is this farm too normal for you, Lexall?
00:33:54You're the hottest Hollywood star in the world.
00:33:56It's been just calling you hot, say, James?
00:33:59What?
00:34:00No!
00:34:01In your dreams?
00:34:02You know, you were irritatingly full of yourself.
00:34:06You were confident.
00:34:10Speaking of.
00:34:13You were an Hollywood searcher.
00:34:19You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
00:34:29Stevie, what are you?
00:34:30Oh, mom.
00:34:31Dad, um, this is my friend.
00:34:34I'm sorry, I don't mean to prove it.
00:34:39Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here.
00:34:43So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:34:47And with such a talented actor's help,
00:34:49our baby girl's gonna be a star.
00:34:51Oh, Dad, stop.
00:34:53Okay, kids.
00:34:55Dinner's almost ready.
00:34:56Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:34:58Great idea.
00:34:59Okay, I hope you like those.
00:35:02Oh, that was embarrassing.
00:35:05No, it was cute.
00:35:07You can't tell how much they care.
00:35:09Why do I want to have that?
00:35:14Anyways.
00:35:16I'm gonna go find out what Venice is.
00:35:18Ah, that's not a good idea, Lex.
00:35:20I don't think you really want to go.
00:35:21How's your dad's cooking?
00:35:29Lex Hall's an asshole.
00:35:31But why do I find him so hot?
00:35:33Will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:35:35of having you?
00:35:41Stop it, Stevie.
00:35:43He's literally a Hollywood actor.
00:35:45He's just acting.
00:35:47You need to stop thinking about him.
00:35:48He's a star.
00:35:50You're just you.
00:35:52Do you always talk to the cows
00:35:53when you milk them?
00:35:59Well, good morning to you, too.
00:36:00Oh, my God.
00:36:15Well, that is...
00:36:16Don't charge.
00:36:17Say another word.
00:36:19What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:36:21Well, Sean's in the shower.
00:36:23I think the thing broke.
00:36:25But as my generous hostess,
00:36:28ISO, you can fix it for me.
00:36:42What are you doing, St. James?
00:36:44Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
00:36:47Lower type center.
00:36:52You sure you know how to fix this?
00:36:54Huh.
00:36:55Newsflash, your highness.
00:36:56Real people like me actually grew up
00:36:58learning real-life skills
00:36:59while you were busy having to eat cake
00:37:01with celebrities.
00:37:02You seem to think movie stars
00:37:03are all fun and games.
00:37:04Oh, yeah.
00:37:05Because all the fans that love you
00:37:07and the galas and traveling.
00:37:09It's so horrible.
00:37:12Are you sure you don't want any help?
00:37:14No, you've done enough.
00:37:16The last thing I need is your help.
00:37:21Shit.
00:37:22I can't actually be stuck like this
00:37:24with my ass pointed at...
00:37:28You've got a real talent
00:37:29for getting yourself
00:37:30in compromising positions.
00:37:33Don't you, farm girl?
00:37:37Lex, I'm gonna suck, okay?
00:37:39Just pull me out.
00:37:41Nope.
00:37:43I thought you knew that.
00:37:45Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:37:47Help me.
00:37:53Are you in the bar?
00:37:57Yeah, Mom, I'm just...
00:38:04I'm fixing the water pipe.
00:38:08Okay, do you want some help?
00:38:10No, I'm about to be done.
00:38:11Oh, okay.
00:38:13Breakfast is ready.
00:38:14Okay, I'm coming.
00:38:16All right.
00:38:32Where is the sewing wrench?
00:38:37That's not a wrench.
00:38:39What?
00:38:46I am so sorry
00:38:49It's okay
00:38:53Okay, I'm gonna go dig a hole
00:38:59And dive in
00:39:00Hold up
00:39:03Someone owes me an apology
00:39:06Miss
00:39:07Real life skills
00:39:10You know, I'm starting to think
00:39:11You only brought me on this farm to screw with me
00:39:14St. James
00:39:20Lexington
00:39:22Oh God
00:39:22What's my mom doing back?
00:39:25Lexington?
00:39:26No, that's my mom
00:39:34Lexington?
00:39:35Did you think you could run away without me knowing?
00:39:38Lexington?
00:39:39Oh, what are you doing in a farm like this and without a shirt?
00:39:45I decided to put some time on a farm
00:39:47Mom, you didn't have to break it in
00:39:49Well, apparently I did have to, Lexington
00:39:51Your reputation is in the gutter
00:39:54Now I find you living on some dirty farm
00:39:56You don't belong here, Lex
00:39:58Or with whatever redneck lives here
00:40:03Yeah?
00:40:05Is there someone in there with you?
00:40:08Lexington, that's it, I'm coming in now
00:40:14Mom, I'm naked and I'm hard
00:40:24Lexington, you put that towel on right now
00:40:26No
00:40:28Not until you get in your car and you drive away
00:40:30I'm not a kid anymore
00:40:32And I've told you
00:40:33I'm quitting Hollywood
00:40:34You are not quitting
00:40:36You're just having a temper tantrum
00:40:39I know
00:40:40I'm your mother and your agent
00:40:42Lexington, in fact
00:40:44I might remind you that all of these contracts bear your signature
00:40:49So if you don't come back to LA, you're going to court
00:40:54Just stop real alive for two seconds
00:40:56Or let me be free for once
00:40:59You know, freedom is a luxury that a movie star like you doesn't get to have
00:41:04And so is a scandal, so I better not get you getting into any trouble
00:41:08And if I find out that you are messing around with some gold-digging farm girl
00:41:13Not only will I ruin your life, but only one hurts
00:41:22Okay, you can turn around now
00:41:29Sorry
00:41:35Bad day, huh?
00:41:38Good days, bad days
00:41:40I don't know, just days
00:41:42Well, the endless bullshit of our births
00:41:46It's my favorite of our births
00:41:50You're really not
00:41:51No
00:41:52Perfect
00:41:53I mean, first of all, you are majorly entitled
00:41:58You're cocky, incredibly reckless
00:42:00You thank for the pep talk
00:42:02But it doesn't make you bad
00:42:06It just makes you normal
00:42:19You know there are copies of that, right?
00:42:22It's okay to want things
00:42:24To forget what your mom wants
00:42:25And the fans want
00:42:28It's hard to explain
00:42:29But somehow, when I'm only with her
00:42:31It doesn't feel so bad
00:42:33To be just Lex Hall
00:42:37What do you want, Lex Hall?
00:42:40What do you want?
00:43:00And the award for Best Youth Actor goes to
00:43:04Lexington Hall
00:43:17I received my first film of the 83
00:43:19I dropped in this family
00:43:20The day that I finally turned 18
00:43:23And so to my sweet mother here in the crowd
00:43:26And to Hollywood
00:43:27And everyone watching at home
00:43:29I have just one thing to say to all of you
00:43:33Fuck you
00:43:41And the camera
00:43:43Fuck all of you
00:43:44Fuck this disgusting industry
00:43:47I'm never acting again
00:43:54This spoiled Hollywood ass
00:44:03Shit, dad, I've got the school play audition
00:44:05I gotta go
00:44:06Uh, break your legs, honey
00:44:08It's break the legs, but thank you
00:44:17Oh my god, I can't believe we're gonna be classmates
00:44:20With the Lex Hall
00:44:21The hottest guy from Hollywood
00:44:23Oh my god, I can't really die
00:44:25Do you think he'll sign my booze?
00:44:28Oh my god, serious?
00:44:44Is that Lex Hall?
00:44:45Is that Lex Hall?
00:45:08My shirt, what the hell?
00:45:15My hair is stuck on his clutch
00:45:17No, no, I can't let the whole school see me like this
00:45:27Hey, we really don't have time for this right now
00:45:29What are you waiting for? Drive?
00:45:32She's huge, I don't know how to
00:45:33Let's hit the gas
00:45:40Okay, stop the car, stop the car, I think we're safe
00:45:50Seriously
00:45:55You having a good time down there?
00:45:57My hair is stuck
00:46:00Okay, yeah, stop
00:46:02For Selena
00:46:05Is he hard?
00:46:17I'm not
00:46:29You know, I've had some fans build some pretty crazy stunts before
00:46:32But this is pretty original
00:46:35I am not one of your crazy fans
00:46:38You jumped into my car
00:46:40You destroyed my truck
00:46:41And destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition
00:46:45Yeah, that's unfortunate
00:46:53Fine
00:46:53Here
00:46:57That'll cover the shirt
00:46:58And whatever it costs to fix
00:47:00This thing
00:47:02I don't want your stupid autographs
00:47:05You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like
00:47:07A spoiled Hollywood asshole
00:47:10Now leave me alone
00:47:18Spoiled Hollywood asshole
00:47:20Huh?
00:47:23It's a strong opinion for the theater
00:47:33Stevie St. James
00:47:35Nicole, are you doing Friday and Prejudice?
00:47:37Boring
00:47:38You know what?
00:47:40Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams
00:47:43Yeah
00:47:45I'm gonna act in Hollywood too one day
00:47:47See, I'm not losing out on March because
00:47:49That's not what you think it is
00:47:50You know what you can say to your jaded broken bad boy act
00:47:53For someone who actually achieves
00:47:55Acting is my dream
00:47:58I promised someone I would never give up on that dream
00:48:02I hope that someone like you would ever understand
00:48:06Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition
00:48:08And I'm gonna be late
00:48:14I can close my hand
00:48:16Like so
00:48:22Audition
00:48:22I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie
00:48:27You were made for the lead role
00:48:29Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year
00:48:33Girls, this is the last year
00:48:35And it's gonna be the best year
00:48:38Well, since Stevie is a no-show
00:48:41So, this includes auditions for this year's school play
00:48:46Wait
00:48:48I'm here
00:49:01All right, farm girl
00:49:02Let's see what you got
00:49:05All righty, Stevie
00:49:06You made it
00:49:07You can start whenever you're ready
00:49:10Mr. Darcy
00:49:11From the moment that I met you
00:49:13Your manners showed me that you are arrogant
00:49:16Selfish
00:49:17And conceited
00:49:19She's
00:49:20Not bad
00:49:22So my answer is no
00:49:23You're the last man in the world who
00:49:27Wait
00:49:27Where's my partner, James?
00:49:32He's supposed to come in here
00:49:33Oh, no, Stevie
00:49:35Did your acting partner, did you?
00:49:38I don't blame him
00:49:39This is a train wreck
00:49:40Yeah, my desk plant
00:49:42Has better acting skills
00:49:45No
00:49:50No
00:49:51No
00:49:52No
00:49:52No
00:49:52No
00:49:55Steve
00:50:22Lex
00:50:47He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:50:51With Stevie?
00:50:52I thought Lex quit acting
00:50:54Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:50:57Allow me to speak with a few words
00:50:59My dearest
00:51:01The mumbliest Elizabeth
00:51:04Lies, what are you doing here?
00:51:06Truly blind
00:51:14Can you memorize your entire mom on her first sentence?
00:51:17Can you memorize your entire mom on her first sentence?
00:51:18No
00:51:20Oh my
00:51:24Oh my
00:51:25Oh my
00:51:26Such it was from eight to eighteen and such it still might be
00:51:29Not for you
00:51:30The Elizabeth
00:51:32By you, I was properly humbled
00:51:35And if your feelings for me are still what they were the last we spoke, tell me at once
00:51:39Otherwise
00:51:42You do make the greatest pleasure
00:51:44You do make the greatest pleasure
00:51:45You do make the greatest pleasure
00:51:58For having you
00:52:00Beautiful chemistry
00:52:02The lead roles are yours
00:52:03Provided
00:52:03Both of you
00:52:04Agree to do the play
00:52:07Yes
00:52:09Yes
00:52:09Yes
00:52:09Yes, thank you Mr. Hamlin
00:52:10We won't let you down
00:52:11Alrighty
00:52:13Now
00:52:13The auditions are over
00:52:16But Mr. Hamlin
00:52:20This isn't over
00:52:21You slimy barn snake
00:52:23That lead role
00:52:24Is mine
00:52:25And so is Lex
00:52:27Let's go
00:52:35Well that was fun
00:52:37Good luck
00:52:38Good luck
00:52:38Wait, you're leaving?
00:52:42Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this
00:52:45Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play
00:52:49Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo
00:52:51Tough luck
00:52:53Maybe next time
00:52:54There won't be a next time, Lex
00:52:56Not for someone like me
00:53:01Look, my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:53:04And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool place if she could see
00:53:08me on stage
00:53:12She, uh...
00:53:13She never got the chance to
00:53:15So just for once
00:53:18I wouldn't know what it feels like to really act
00:53:27All right
00:53:29Stevie St. James
00:53:31Let's say I do agree to act with you
00:53:38Where do I get out of it?
00:53:46I have a spare bedroom
00:53:49What?
00:53:51Um...
00:53:52You're staying at the Plaza Hotel?
00:53:54Right?
00:53:55I saw how crazy your fans are
00:53:58They'll chew you up when you get back there
00:54:00So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:54:04Well that's what you wanted
00:54:05Right?
00:54:07Mr. I just want a normal life
00:54:10I don't know
00:54:11I don't know
00:54:15Okay, fuck it
00:54:19You got yourself a deal, farm girl
00:54:23See you at the farm
00:54:43You're a kiddin' sis, but I didn't fix her up
00:54:45I'm sorry, is this farm too normal for you, Lexal?
00:54:48You're the hottest Hollywood star in the world
00:54:51Did you just call me hot? St. James?
00:54:53What?
00:54:55What?
00:54:55No!
00:54:56In your dreams?
00:54:57You know, you are irritatingly full of yourself
00:55:00I'm looking for a little confident
00:55:04Speaking of
00:55:07You are an Hollywood soldier
00:55:13You've got to stop blushing every time the guy gets close to you
00:55:18I...
00:55:23Stevie, honey!
00:55:25Mom!
00:55:26Dad, um...
00:55:27This is my friend that I said was going to be staying with us
00:55:30I'm Lex
00:55:31I'm sorry, I don't mean to intrude
00:55:33Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here
00:55:37So, she told us that you're her acting partner
00:55:41And with such a talented actor's help, our baby girl's going to be the star
00:55:46Oh, Dad, stop
00:55:48Okay, kids
00:55:49Dinner's almost ready
00:55:50Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:55:52Great idea
00:55:53Hey, I hope you like venison
00:55:57That...
00:55:58That was embarrassing
00:56:00No, it was cute
00:56:02You can tell how much they care
00:56:04I don't know when it has that
00:56:08Anyways
00:56:10I'm gonna go find out what venison is
00:56:13Uh, that's not a good idea, Lex
00:56:15I don't... I don't think you really wanna know
00:56:16How's your dad's booking?
00:56:19You can't...
00:56:20You can't...
00:56:20You can't...
00:56:21You can't...
00:56:24Lex Hall's an asshole
00:56:25But why do I find him so close?
00:56:28Will you do me the greatest pleasure?
00:56:30I'm having you...
00:56:36I don't know
00:56:36Stop it, Stevie
00:56:37He's literally a Hollywood actor
00:56:39He's just acting
00:56:41Can you just stop thinking about him?
00:56:43He's a star
00:56:44And you're just you
00:56:46Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
00:56:53Well, good morning to you too
00:56:56Oh my god
00:56:58Oh my god
00:57:09Well, that is...
00:57:11Don't!
00:57:12Say another word
00:57:14What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:57:16Well, I start taking a shower
00:57:17And then the thing...
00:57:19Broke
00:57:20As my generous hostess
00:57:22I assume you can fix it for me
00:57:36What are you doing St. James?
00:57:38Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing
00:57:41Well, if I'm sorry
00:57:47You sure you know how to fix this?
00:57:49Oh, newsflash your headness?
00:57:51Real people like me actually grew up feeling your real life skills when you were busy having a team cake
00:57:55with celebrities
00:57:56Can you see me who these are glad you're a funny face?
00:57:59Oh yeah, because all the family that love you, the gallblins, the traveling woman, is so horrible.
00:58:07You sure you don't want any help?
00:58:08No, you've done enough. The last thing I need is your help.
00:58:16Shit, I can't actually be stuck like this, with my ass pointed at-
00:58:22You've got a real talent for getting yourself and compromising musicians.
00:58:28Don't you, Fonda?
00:58:32Lex, I'm gonna suck, okay? Just pull me out.
00:58:37Oh? I thought you didn't want my help.
00:58:40Lex, this isn't funny, okay? Help me.
00:58:47Stay here, honey. Are you in the barn?
00:58:52Yeah, Mom, I'm just-
00:58:59I'm fixing the water pipe.
00:59:02Okay, do you want some help?
00:59:04No, I'm about to be done.
00:59:06Oh, okay. Breakfast is ready.
00:59:09Okay, I'm coming.
00:59:11Hey.
00:59:12Oh!
00:59:14Oh!
00:59:15Oh!
00:59:22Oh!
00:59:27Oh!
00:59:27Oh!
00:59:27Where is this stupid wrench?
00:59:29Oh!
00:59:30Oh!
00:59:32Oh!
00:59:33That's not a wrench.
00:59:33What?
00:59:40I am so sorry!
00:59:44It's okay.
00:59:51Okay.
00:59:52I'm gonna go dig a hole, and I'm here.
00:59:55Pulled up.
00:59:58Someone does need an apology.
01:00:00This.
01:00:02Real life skills.
01:00:04You know, I'm starting to think you're on the bottom, and it's fine to screw with me.
01:00:08St. James?
01:00:15Lexington?
01:00:16Oh, God.
01:00:17What's my mom doing back here?
01:00:19Lexington?
01:00:20No.
01:00:21That's my mom.
01:00:28Lexington?
01:00:29Did you think you could run away without me knowing?
01:00:33Lexington?
01:00:34Oh!
01:00:34Oh!
01:00:35Oh!
01:00:35Oh!
01:00:35What are you doing in a, oh, God, barn like this?
01:00:38Lexington?
01:00:39Without a shirt?
01:00:40I've decided to spend some time on a farm, huh?
01:00:42You didn't have to break an enter.
01:00:44Well, apparently I did have to, Lexington.
01:00:46Your reputation is in the gutter, and now I find you're living on some dirty farm.
01:00:51You don't belong here, Lex.
01:00:53Or with whatever redneck lives here.
01:01:00Is there someone in there with you?
01:01:03Lexington?
01:01:04That's it.
01:01:04I'm coming in now.
01:01:13Mom, I'm naked, and I'm hard.