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the real conflict in Dream On isn't Veronica. It's two value systems that can't hear each other.
Maple Creek runs on the local version of worth — showing up, keeping your word, being known by name at the diner. Stevie lives inside that logic. Loving someone is a fact about her, not a transaction.
Hollywood runs on perceived value, market position, exposure. Veronica isn't lying when she calls Stevie a liability. In her system, that's an accurate assessment.
So when Lex leaves, he isn't choosing his mother over Stevie. He's switching languages — he briefly spoke Maple Creek, then reverted to the system he was built in.
Both of them were right — inside their own grammar.
✨ What worked for me:
- Veronica never once sounds unreasonable. That's the horror.
✨ Bottom line: the sharpest culture clash in a romance yet.
which language do you speak?
— K, karma is a dish best served on screen 🥂
#DreamOn, #ClassDivide, #Showbiz, #SecondChance, #HiddenFeelings
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the real conflict in Dream On isn't Veronica. It's two value systems that can't hear each other.
Maple Creek runs on the local version of worth — showing up, keeping your word, being known by name at the diner. Stevie lives inside that logic. Loving someone is a fact about her, not a transaction.
Hollywood runs on perceived value, market position, exposure. Veronica isn't lying when she calls Stevie a liability. In her system, that's an accurate assessment.
So when Lex leaves, he isn't choosing his mother over Stevie. He's switching languages — he briefly spoke Maple Creek, then reverted to the system he was built in.
Both of them were right — inside their own grammar.
✨ What worked for me:
- Veronica never once sounds unreasonable. That's the horror.
✨ Bottom line: the sharpest culture clash in a romance yet.
which language do you speak?
— K, karma is a dish best served on screen 🥂
#DreamOn, #ClassDivide, #Showbiz, #SecondChance, #HiddenFeelings
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00:00:06That's what I'm gonna do.
00:00:06Is that Lex fucking Hall?
00:00:08He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:00:12With Stevie?
00:00:13I thought Lex quit acting.
00:00:15Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:00:18Allow me to speak but a few words...
00:00:21My dearest...
00:00:22And loveliest Elizabeth.
00:00:24Lex, what are you doing?
00:00:26You don't even know the lines.
00:00:28They were the Merlinger.
00:00:35He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:00:42I've been a selfish man all my life.
00:00:46Such it was from eight to eighteen, and such it still might be.
00:00:50Not for you, Elizabeth.
00:00:52By you, I was properly humbled.
00:00:55And if your feelings for me are still with you where the last we spoke, tell me at once.
00:01:00But otherwise,
00:01:02then will you do me the greatest pleasure.
00:01:08And the award for Best Youth Actor goes to...
00:01:12Lexington Hall!
00:01:25Ever since my first film of the age of three, I've drafted this day.
00:01:28The day that I finally turned eighteen.
00:01:31And so do my sweet mother here in the crowd.
00:01:34And to Hollywood, and everyone watching at home.
00:01:37I have just one thing to say to all of you.
00:01:40Fuck you!
00:01:48At the camera!
00:01:51Fuck all of you!
00:01:53Fuck this disgusting industry!
00:01:55I'm never acting again!
00:02:03I'm a spoiled Hollywood ass kid.
00:02:11Dad, I've got the school play audition.
00:02:13I gotta go.
00:02:15Break your legs, honey.
00:02:16It's break a leg, but thank you.
00:02:25Oh my god, I can't believe we're gonna be classmates with the Lex Hall.
00:02:29The hottest guy from Hollywood.
00:02:31Oh my god, I could literally die.
00:02:33Do you think you'll sign my boo?
00:02:36Oh my god.
00:02:37Darius!
00:02:38Darius!
00:02:39Darius!
00:02:45Darius!
00:02:48Darius!
00:02:52Darius!
00:02:54Darius!
00:02:58Darius!
00:02:59Darius!
00:02:59Darius!
00:03:00Darius!
00:03:02Darius!
00:03:04Darius!
00:03:04Darius!
00:03:06Darius!
00:03:23my hair is stuck on his clutch
00:03:28no no no i can't let the whole school see me like this
00:03:35hey we really don't have time for this right now
00:03:37what are you waiting for drive
00:03:40she's huge i don't know let's hit the gas
00:03:52okay stop the car stop the car i think we're safe
00:03:57seriously
00:04:03you having a good time down there
00:04:05my hair is stuck
00:04:08okay okay stop if i heard you later
00:04:11before selling out
00:04:14is he hard
00:04:25i'm lying
00:04:34you know i've had some fans pull some pretty crazy stunts before but
00:04:41this is pretty original i am not one of your crazy fan girls you jumped into my car you destroyed
00:04:49my truck and destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition
00:04:53yeah that's unfortunate
00:05:00fine
00:05:01here
00:05:04now it'll cover the shirt and whatever it costs to fix
00:05:08it's this thing i don't want your stupid autographs you know you're exactly what i imagine you'd be like
00:05:15a spoiled hollywood asshole
00:05:18now leave me alone
00:05:25spoiled hollywood asshole huh
00:05:31it's a strong opinion for a theater nerd
00:05:40stevie saying james
00:05:42i mean come on you're doing fright and prejudice
00:05:45i mean come on you're doing fright and prejudice
00:05:45you know what
00:05:47sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams
00:05:51yeah
00:05:52i'm gonna act in hollywood too one day
00:05:55so you're not missing out on much toots
00:05:57it's not what you think it is
00:05:58you know what you can save your jaded broken bad boy act for someone who actually cares
00:06:03acting is my dream
00:06:06and i promised someone i would never give up on that dream
00:06:11not that someone like you would ever understand
00:06:13now if you'll excuse me i have an audition and i'm gonna be late
00:06:22i can close my own door
00:06:24like so
00:06:29audition huh
00:06:33i don't know why you had to audition natalie
00:06:35you were made for the lead role
00:06:37yeah you've been like the theater queen since freshman year
00:06:41girls this is the last year and it's gonna be the best year
00:06:46well since stevie is a no-show
00:06:49this concludes our auditions for this year's school play
00:06:53wait
00:06:54i'm here
00:07:09all right farm girl let's see what you got
00:07:12all righty stevie you made it you can start whenever you're ready
00:07:18mr darcy from the moment that i met you your manners told me that you are arrogant selfish and conceited
00:07:27she's not bad
00:07:29so my answer is no
00:07:31you're the last man in the world who
00:07:35wait where's my partner jameson
00:07:39he's supposed to come in here oh no stevie did your acting partner ditch you i don't blame him this
00:07:47is a train wreck yeah my desk plant has better acting skills
00:07:51that pretty much
00:07:53i love you
00:08:04and i love you
00:08:14and i love you
00:08:31Lex Hull
00:08:32Did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:08:3591
00:08:35Right
00:08:46Wait, this is my first kiss
00:08:51He did a stage kiss?
00:08:53Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
00:08:55He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:08:59With Stevie?
00:09:00I thought Lex quit acting
00:09:02Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:09:05Allow me to speak but a few words
00:09:07My dearest
00:09:09And loveliest Elizabeth
00:09:11Lex, what are you doing here?
00:09:13You don't even know the lines
00:09:15I heard them earlier
00:09:22He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:09:26Oh
00:09:28Oh, I leave
00:09:31I've been a selfish man all my life
00:09:34Such it was from 8 to 18 and such it still might be
00:09:36Not for you, Elizabeth
00:09:39By you, I was properly humbled
00:09:43And if your feelings for me are still with you where the last we spoke
00:09:45Tell me at once
00:09:47But otherwise
00:09:50And will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:09:53Of having you
00:10:03Bravo!
00:10:04Bravo!
00:10:06Bravo!
00:10:08Beautiful chemistry
00:10:09The lead roles are yours
00:10:10Provided both of you agree to do the play
00:10:14Yes!
00:10:17Yes, thank you, Mr. Hamlin
00:10:18We won't let you down
00:10:19Alrighty
00:10:21Now the auditions are over
00:10:24But Mr. Hamlin
00:10:28This isn't over, you slimy barn snake
00:10:31That lead role is mine
00:10:34And so is Lex
00:10:36Let's go
00:10:43Well, that was fun
00:10:44Good luck
00:10:45Wait, you're leaving?
00:10:50Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this
00:10:52Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play
00:10:56Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo
00:10:59Tough luck
00:11:01Maybe next time
00:11:02There won't be a next time, Lex
00:11:06Not for someone like me
00:11:10Look, my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:11:12And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:11:16me on stage
00:11:19She, uh, she never got the chance to
00:11:23So just for once
00:11:26I want to know what it feels like to really act
00:11:35All right
00:11:36Stevie St. James
00:11:39Let's say I do agree to act with you
00:11:45What do I get out of it?
00:11:54I have a spare bedroom
00:11:58Um, you're staying at the Plaza Hotel, right?
00:12:03I saw how crazy your fans are
00:12:05They'll chew you up when you get back there
00:12:08So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:12:12Well, that's what you wanted, right?
00:12:15Mr. I just want a normal life
00:12:23Okay, fuck it
00:12:26You got yourself a deal, farm girl
00:12:30So you're the farm
00:12:50You weren't kidding me since I was a bit of a fixer-upper
00:12:52Oh, I'm sorry
00:12:53Is this farm too normal for you, Lexall?
00:12:56The hottest Hollywood star in the world
00:12:59Did you just call me hot, St. James?
00:13:01What?
00:13:03No!
00:13:04In your dreams
00:13:05You know, you are irritatingly full of yourself
00:13:08I prefer the word confident
00:13:12Speaking of
00:13:15You don't want to act in Hollywood, St. James
00:13:21You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you
00:13:27Stevie, honey
00:13:33Mom!
00:13:33Dad, um
00:13:34This is my friend that I said was going to be staying with us
00:13:38I'm Lex
00:13:39I'm sorry
00:13:40I don't mean to intrude
00:13:41Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here
00:13:45So, she told us that you're her acting partner
00:13:49And with such a talented actor's help
00:13:51Mmm, our baby girl's going to be a star
00:13:53Oh, Dad
00:13:54Stop
00:13:56Okay, kids
00:13:57Dinner's almost ready
00:13:58Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:14:00Great idea
00:14:00Hey, I hope you like venison
00:14:05Wow, that was embarrassing
00:14:07No, it was cute
00:14:09Do you tell how much they care?
00:14:11Why no one has that?
00:14:16Anyways
00:14:18I'm going to go find out what venison is
00:14:21Uh, that's not a good idea, Lex
00:14:22I don't think you really want to go
00:14:24Because your dad's cooking
00:14:32Lex Hall's an asshole
00:14:33But why do I find him so hot?
00:14:35Will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:14:37Of having you?
00:14:43Stop it, Stevie
00:14:44He's literally a Hollywood actor
00:14:47He's just acting
00:14:48You need to stop thinking about him
00:14:51He's a star
00:14:52And you're just you
00:14:54Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
00:15:01Well, good morning to you, too
00:15:03Oh, my God
00:15:17Well, that is just
00:15:19Don't say another word
00:15:21What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:15:24Well, I was trying to take a shower
00:15:25And then the thing broke
00:15:28But as my generous hostess
00:15:30I assume you can fix it for me
00:15:44What are you doing, St. James?
00:15:46Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing
00:15:49More pipes in there
00:15:54You sure you know how to fix this?
00:15:56Uh-huh
00:15:57Newsflash, your highness
00:15:58Real people like me actually grew up
00:16:00Learning real life skills
00:16:01While you were busy having tea and cake
00:16:03With celebrities
00:16:04You seem to think movie stars' lives
00:16:05Are all fun and games
00:16:06Oh, yeah
00:16:07Because all the fans that love you
00:16:09And the galas
00:16:11And traveling around the world
00:16:12It's so horrible
00:16:14You sure you don't want any help?
00:16:16No, you've done enough
00:16:18The last thing I need is your help
00:16:23Shit
00:16:24I can't actually be stuck like this
00:16:26With my ass pointed at
00:16:30You've got a real talent
00:16:31For getting yourself
00:16:32In compromising positions
00:16:36Don't you, phone girl?
00:16:40Lex
00:16:41I'm gonna suck, okay?
00:16:42Just pull me out
00:16:44Oh?
00:16:45I thought you didn't want my help
00:16:47Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:16:49Help me
00:16:52Oh
00:16:54Stay, honey
00:16:56Are you in the barn?
00:17:00Yeah, mom, I'm just
00:17:02Oh
00:17:04Oh
00:17:05Oh
00:17:06I'm fixing the water pipe
00:17:10Okay, do you want some help?
00:17:12No, I'm about to be done
00:17:13Oh
00:17:14Okay
00:17:15Breakfast is ready
00:17:16Okay
00:17:17I'm coming
00:17:27Hey
00:17:34Where's the stupid wrench?
00:17:40That's not a wrench
00:17:41What?
00:17:48I am so sorry
00:17:52It's okay
00:17:57Okay
00:18:00I'm gonna go dig a hole
00:18:02And I'm dying
00:18:03Hold up
00:18:06Someone else
00:18:06Me an apology
00:18:08Miss
00:18:10Real life
00:18:11Skills
00:18:12You know
00:18:13I'm starting to think
00:18:13You only brought me on this farm
00:18:15To screw with me
00:18:15St. James
00:18:23Lexington
00:18:24Oh god
00:18:25What's my mom doing back?
00:18:27Lexington?
00:18:28No
00:18:29That's my mom
00:18:36Lexington?
00:18:37Did you think you could run away
00:18:38Without me knowing?
00:18:40Lexington?
00:18:41Oh
00:18:42Oh
00:18:42What are you doing
00:18:44In a full
00:18:44God
00:18:45Barn like this
00:18:46And without a shirt?
00:18:48I've decided to spend some time
00:18:49On a farm
00:18:49Mom
00:18:50You didn't have to break an energy
00:18:51Well apparently
00:18:52I did have to
00:18:53Lexington
00:18:54Your reputation
00:18:55Is in the gutter
00:18:56And now I find you
00:18:57Living on some dirty farm
00:18:59You don't belong here
00:19:00Lex
00:19:01Or with whatever redneck
00:19:02Lives here
00:19:07Is there someone
00:19:08In there with you?
00:19:10Lexington
00:19:11That's it
00:19:12I'm coming in now
00:19:21Mom
00:19:22I'm naked
00:19:22And I'm hard
00:19:26Lexington
00:19:27You put that towel on
00:19:28Right now
00:19:29No
00:19:30Not until you get in your car
00:19:32And you drive away
00:19:33I'm not a kid anymore
00:19:34And I've told you
00:19:35I'm quitting Hollywood
00:19:36You are not quitting
00:19:39You're just having a temper tantrum
00:19:41I know you
00:19:42I'm your mother
00:19:43And your agent
00:19:45And in fact
00:19:47I might remind you
00:19:48That all of these contracts
00:19:50Bear your signature
00:19:51So if you don't come back to LA
00:19:53You're going to court
00:19:56Can you just stop
00:19:57Burning my life for two seconds
00:19:59And let me be free for once
00:20:01You know
00:20:02Freedom is a luxury
00:20:03That a movie star like you
00:20:05Doesn't get to have
00:20:06And so is a scandal
00:20:08So I better not catch you
00:20:09Getting into any trouble
00:20:10And if I find out
00:20:12That you are messing around
00:20:13With some
00:20:14Gold digging farm girl
00:20:15Not only will I ruin your life
00:20:17I'll ruin hers
00:20:27Okay you can turn around though
00:20:31Sorry
00:20:37Bad day huh
00:20:40Good days
00:20:42Bad days
00:20:43Harold's days
00:20:45All the endless
00:20:46Bullshit
00:20:47And boots on you
00:20:49Surprised you paid for me
00:20:50In the perfect class hall
00:20:53You're really not
00:20:54You know
00:20:54Perfect
00:20:55I mean
00:20:57First of all
00:20:57You are majorly
00:20:59Entitled
00:21:00You're cocky
00:21:01Incredibly reckless
00:21:02You think
00:21:03For the pep talk
00:21:04But it doesn't make you bad
00:21:08It just makes you normal
00:21:21You know
00:21:22There are copies
00:21:23Of that right
00:21:24It's okay to want things
00:21:26To forget what your mom wants
00:21:28And what the fans want
00:21:31It's hard to explain
00:21:32But somehow
00:21:33When I'm only with her
00:21:34It doesn't feel so bad
00:21:35To be just like Saul
00:21:39What do you want
00:21:40Lexal
00:21:42What do I want
00:22:01And the award
00:22:03For best youth actor
00:22:05Goes to
00:22:07Lexington Hall
00:22:08What do I want
00:22:19I wish it was my first film
00:22:21Of the age of three
00:22:22I've drafted this day
00:22:23The day
00:22:23That I finally turn 18
00:22:25And so to my sweet mother
00:22:27Here in the crowd
00:22:28And to Hollywood
00:22:29And everyone watching at home
00:22:31I have just one thing
00:22:33To say to all of you
00:22:35Fuck
00:22:36You
00:22:43At the camera
00:22:45Fuck all of you
00:22:46Fuck this disgusting industry
00:22:49I'm never acting again
00:22:51I spoiled Hollywood
00:22:59Ask him
00:23:05Dad
00:23:06I've got the school play audition
00:23:07I gotta go
00:23:09Break your legs
00:23:10Honey
00:23:10It's break a leg
00:23:12But thank you
00:23:19Oh my god
00:23:20I can't believe
00:23:21We're gonna be classmates
00:23:22With the Lexal
00:23:23The hottest guy
00:23:25From Hollywood
00:23:26Oh my god
00:23:26I could literally die
00:23:27Do you think
00:23:28You'll sign my boo
00:23:31Oh my god
00:23:32There he is
00:23:43So full of spring
00:23:57Is that Lex home
00:24:10My shirt
00:24:11What the hell
00:24:17My hair is stuck
00:24:19On his clutch
00:24:20Oh
00:24:23No, no, no
00:24:24I can't let the whole school
00:24:25See me like this
00:24:30Hey, we really don't have time
00:24:31For this right now
00:24:31What are you waiting for?
00:24:33Drive
00:24:34She's huge
00:24:35I don't know how to
00:24:36Let's hit the gas
00:24:46Okay, stop the car
00:24:47Stop the car
00:24:48I think we're safe
00:24:52Seriously
00:24:58You having a good time down there?
00:24:59My hair
00:25:00My hair is stuck
00:25:03Okay, okay
00:25:04Stop
00:25:04If I were you
00:25:05I'd force something out
00:25:08Is he
00:25:09Hard?
00:25:20I'm wise
00:25:24Car
00:25:27Oh
00:25:28God, you've got to be kidding me
00:25:29Are you serious?
00:25:31You know, I've had some fans
00:25:33Pull some pretty crazy stunts before
00:25:34But
00:25:36This?
00:25:37Pretty original
00:25:38I am not one of your crazy fan girls
00:25:41You jumped into my car
00:25:42You destroyed my truck
00:25:44And destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition
00:25:47Yeah
00:25:48That's
00:25:50Unfortunate
00:25:55Fine
00:25:55Here
00:25:59That'll cover the shirt
00:26:00And whatever it costs
00:26:01To fix
00:26:03This thing
00:26:04I don't want your stupid autographs
00:26:07You know, you're exactly what I imagined
00:26:09You'd be like
00:26:09A spoiled Hollywood asshole
00:26:13Now leave me alone
00:26:21Spoiled Hollywood asshole
00:26:22Huh
00:26:26It's a strong opinion
00:26:27For a theater nerd
00:26:35Stevie St. James
00:26:36I mean, come on
00:26:37You're doing
00:26:38Fright and Prejudice
00:26:40Boring
00:26:40You know what?
00:26:42Sometimes boring
00:26:43Is the only way
00:26:44For normal people
00:26:44To achieve their dreams
00:26:45Yeah
00:26:47I'm
00:26:47Gonna act in Hollywood too
00:26:49One day
00:26:50You're not missing out
00:26:51On much, toots
00:26:51It's not what you think it is
00:26:53You know what?
00:26:53You can save your
00:26:54Jaded broken bad boy act
00:26:55For someone who actually cares
00:26:57Acting is my dream
00:27:01And I promised someone
00:27:02I would never give up
00:27:02On that dream
00:27:05Not that someone like you
00:27:06Would ever understand
00:27:08Now if you'll excuse me
00:27:09I have an audition
00:27:10And I'm gonna be late
00:27:16I can close my own door
00:27:19Like so
00:27:24Audition, huh?
00:27:27I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie
00:27:29You were made for the lead role
00:27:31Yeah, you've been like the theater queen
00:27:33Since freshman year
00:27:36Girls, this is the last year
00:27:38And it's gonna be the best year
00:27:40Well
00:27:41Since Stevie
00:27:42Is a no-show
00:27:44This concludes
00:27:45Our auditions
00:27:46For this year's school play
00:27:48Wait
00:27:50I'm here
00:28:03All right, farm girl
00:28:04Let's see what you got
00:28:07All righty, Stevie
00:28:08You made it
00:28:09You can start
00:28:11Whenever you're ready
00:28:13Mr. Darcy
00:28:13From the moment that I met you
00:28:16Your manners showed me
00:28:17That you are arrogant
00:28:18Selfish
00:28:19And conceited
00:28:21She's
00:28:22Not bad
00:28:24So my answer is no
00:28:25You're the last man in the world who
00:28:29Wait
00:28:30Where's my partner, Jameson?
00:28:34He's supposed to come in here
00:28:36Oh no, Stevie
00:28:38Did your acting partner ditch you?
00:28:40I don't blame him
00:28:41This is a train wreck
00:28:42Yeah, my desk plant
00:28:44Has better acting skills
00:28:47Eww
00:28:49Eww
00:28:57Wait
00:28:58We're at once
00:29:00Ugh
00:29:01He's
00:29:01H-h-h-h-h
00:29:01Ha, ha, ha
00:29:03Ha, ha, ha
00:29:04Ha, ha, ha
00:29:06Ha, ha
00:29:25Lex Hull, did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:29:2991.
00:29:30Right.
00:29:41Wait, this is my first kiss.
00:29:46He did a stage kiss?
00:29:47Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
00:29:50He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:29:54With Stevie?
00:29:55I thought Lex quit acting.
00:29:57Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:29:59Allow me to speak but a few words, my dearest and loveliest Elizabeth.
00:30:06Lex, what are you doing here?
00:30:08You don't even know the lines.
00:30:10I heard them earlier.
00:30:16He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:30:20No.
00:30:22Well, I leave.
00:30:26I've been a selfish man all my life.
00:30:28Such it was from eight to eighteen and such it still might be.
00:30:31Not for you, Elizabeth.
00:30:34By you, I was properly humbled.
00:30:37And if your feelings for me are still with you where the last we spoke, tell me at once.
00:30:42But otherwise,
00:30:44will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:30:46of having you?
00:30:57Bravo!
00:30:59Bravo!
00:31:00Bravo!
00:31:02Beautiful chemistry.
00:31:04The lead roles are yours provided both of you agree to do the play.
00:31:09Yes!
00:31:11Yes!
00:31:12Yes!
00:31:12Thank you, Mr. Hamlin.
00:31:13We won't let you down.
00:31:14All righty.
00:31:15Now, the auditions are over.
00:31:19But Mr. Hamlin!
00:31:22This isn't over, you slimy barn snake.
00:31:25That lead role is mine.
00:31:28And so is Lex.
00:31:30Let's go.
00:31:37Well, that was fun.
00:31:39Good luck.
00:31:40Wait, you're leaving?
00:31:44Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
00:31:47Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
00:31:51Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
00:31:54Tough luck.
00:31:55Maybe next time.
00:31:57There won't be a next time, Lex.
00:32:01Not for someone like me.
00:32:03Look,
00:32:04my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:32:07And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:32:10me on stage.
00:32:13She, uh,
00:32:15She never got the chance to.
00:32:18So just for once,
00:32:21I want to know what it feels like to really act.
00:32:29All right.
00:32:31Stevie St. James.
00:32:33Let's say I do agree to act with you.
00:32:40What do I get out of it?
00:32:48I have a spare bedroom.
00:32:52What?
00:32:53Um, you're staying at the Plaza Hotel, right?
00:32:58I saw how crazy your fans are.
00:33:00They'll chew you up when you get back there.
00:33:02So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:33:06Well, that's what you wanted.
00:33:08Right?
00:33:09Mr.
00:33:10I just want a normal life.
00:33:18Okay, fuck it.
00:33:21You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
00:33:25See you at the farm.
00:33:31Yes!
00:33:32Oh my God!
00:33:45you weren't kidding me since i was a bit of a fixer-upper oh i'm sorry is this farm too
00:33:49normal for you lexall the hottest hollywood star in the world did you just call me hot st james
00:33:57what no in your dreams you know you are irritatingly full of yourself
00:34:02i prefer the word confident
00:34:07speaking of
00:34:10do you want to act in hollywood st james
00:34:16you've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you
00:34:26stevie honey
00:34:27mom dad um this is my friend that i said was going to be staying with us
00:34:33i'm lex i'm sorry i don't mean to intrude
00:34:36stevie's friends are always welcome here
00:34:40so she told us that you're her acting partner
00:34:43and with such a talented actor's help our baby girl's gonna be a star
00:34:48oh dad stop
00:34:50okay kids dinner's almost ready why don't you show lex's room
00:34:54great idea hey i hope you like venison
00:35:00wow that was embarrassing
00:35:02no it was cute
00:35:04do you tell how much they care
00:35:06not everyone has that
00:35:11anyways
00:35:13i'm gonna go find out what venison is
00:35:15uh that's not a good idea lex i don't i don't think you really want to know
00:35:18how's your dad's cooking
00:35:26lex hall's an asshole but why do i find him so hot
00:35:30and will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:35:31of having you
00:35:38stop it stevie
00:35:39he's literally a hollywood actor
00:35:42he's just acting
00:35:43i need to stop thinking about him
00:35:45he's a star
00:35:46and you're just you
00:35:49do you always talk to the cows when you milk them
00:35:56well good morning to you too
00:35:57oh my god
00:36:04oh
00:36:09oh
00:36:12well that is
00:36:13don't
00:36:13say another word
00:36:16what are you doing in my barn naked
00:36:18well i was trying to take a shower
00:36:19and then the thing
00:36:21broke
00:36:21but as my generous hostess
00:36:24i assume you can fix it for me
00:36:39what are you doing saint james
00:36:40uh definitely not what you think i'm doing
00:36:43more types in there
00:36:49you sure you know how to fix this
00:36:51uh-huh newsflash your highness
00:36:53real people like me actually grew up
00:36:55learning real life skills
00:36:56while you were busy having tea and cake with celebrities
00:36:58you seem to think movie stars lives are all fun and games
00:37:01oh yeah
00:37:02because all the fans that love you
00:37:04and the galas
00:37:05and traveling around the world
00:37:06it's so horrible
00:37:09you sure you don't want any help
00:37:10no you've done enough
00:37:12the last thing i need is your help
00:37:18shit
00:37:18i can't actually be stuck like this
00:37:21with my ass pointed at
00:37:24you've got a real talent for getting yourself
00:37:27in compromising positions
00:37:30don't you phone girl
00:37:34lex
00:37:35i'm gonna suck okay
00:37:36just pull me out
00:37:38oh
00:37:39i thought you didn't want my help
00:37:42lex this isn't funny okay
00:37:43help me
00:37:49stay honey
00:37:50are you in the barn
00:37:54yeah mom i'm just
00:38:01i'm fixing the water pipe
00:38:05okay do you want some help
00:38:06no i'm about to be done
00:38:08oh okay
00:38:09breakfast is ready
00:38:11okay i'm coming
00:38:22hey
00:38:27where is the stupid wrench
00:38:34that's not a wrench
00:38:36what
00:38:43i am so sorry
00:38:46it's okay
00:38:53okay
00:38:54i'm gonna go dig a hole
00:38:56and dive in there
00:38:57hold up
00:39:00someone owes me an apology
00:39:03miss
00:39:04real life skills
00:39:07you know i'm starting to think
00:39:08you only brought me on this farm
00:39:09to screw with me
00:39:11saint james
00:39:17lexington
00:39:19oh god
00:39:20what's my mom doing back
00:39:22lexington
00:39:23no
00:39:24that's my mom
00:39:31lexington
00:39:31did you think you could run away
00:39:33without me knowing
00:39:35lexington
00:39:36oh
00:39:37what are you doing
00:39:38in a
00:39:39oh god
00:39:39barn like this
00:39:41and without a shirt
00:39:42i've decided to spend some time
00:39:43on a farm
00:39:44mom
00:39:44you didn't have to break an energy
00:39:46well apparently i did have to
00:39:48lexington
00:39:48your reputation
00:39:50is in the gutter
00:39:51and now i find you
00:39:52living on some dirty farm
00:39:53you don't belong here
00:39:55lex
00:39:55or with whatever redneck
00:39:57lives here
00:40:02is there someone
00:40:03in there with you
00:40:05lexington
00:40:06that's it
00:40:06i'm coming in now
00:40:16mom i'm naked
00:40:17and i'm hard
00:40:20lexington
00:40:21you put that towel
00:40:23on right now
00:40:23no
00:40:25not until you get in your car
00:40:26and you drive away
00:40:27i'm not a kid anymore
00:40:29and i've told you
00:40:30i'm quitting hollywood
00:40:31you are not quitting
00:40:33you're just having a temper tantrum
00:40:35i know you
00:40:37i'm your mother
00:40:38and your agent
00:40:39and in fact
00:40:41i might remind you
00:40:43that all
00:40:43of these contracts
00:40:44bear your signature
00:40:46so if you don't come back to la
00:40:47you're going to court
00:40:51can you just stop
00:40:52ruining my life
00:40:53for two seconds
00:40:53and let me be free
00:40:55for once
00:40:56you know
00:40:56freedom is a luxury
00:40:58that a movie star
00:40:59like you
00:40:59doesn't get to have
00:41:01and so is a scandal
00:41:02so i better not
00:41:03catch you getting
00:41:04into any trouble
00:41:05and if i find out
00:41:06that you were
00:41:07messing around
00:41:07with some
00:41:08gold digging farm girl
00:41:10not only will i ruin
00:41:11your life
00:41:12i'll ruin hers
00:41:21okay you can turn around
00:41:23now
00:41:26sorry
00:41:32bad day huh
00:41:35good days
00:41:36bad days
00:41:38herald's days
00:41:39all the endless
00:41:41bullshit
00:41:42in between
00:41:43i'm surprised
00:41:44you paid for me
00:41:45in the carpet
00:41:45club's hall
00:41:47you're really not
00:41:48you know
00:41:50perfect
00:41:50i mean
00:41:51first of all
00:41:52you are majorly
00:41:53entitled
00:41:55you're cocky
00:41:56incredibly reckless
00:41:57you think
00:41:58for the pep talk
00:41:59but it doesn't
00:42:00make you bad
00:42:03it just makes you
00:42:04normal
00:42:16you know
00:42:17there are copies
00:42:17of that right
00:42:19it's okay
00:42:19to want things
00:42:21to forget
00:42:21what your mom
00:42:22wants
00:42:22and
00:42:23what the fans
00:42:23want
00:42:25it's hard
00:42:26to explain
00:42:26but somehow
00:42:27when i'm only
00:42:28with her
00:42:28it doesn't feel
00:42:29so bad
00:42:30to be
00:42:31just like
00:42:32soul
00:42:34what do you want
00:42:35lexal
00:42:37what do i want
00:42:57and the award
00:42:58for best youth
00:42:59actor goes
00:43:00to lexington hall
00:43:03ever since my first film
00:43:16of the age of three
00:43:16i've drafted this day
00:43:17the day
00:43:18that i finally
00:43:19turned 18
00:43:20and so to my sweet mother
00:43:22here in the crowd
00:43:22and to hollywood
00:43:24and everyone watching
00:43:25at home
00:43:26i have just one thing
00:43:27to say to all of you
00:43:29fuck
00:43:30you
00:43:38at the camera
00:43:40fuck all of you
00:43:41fuck this disgusting industry
00:43:44i'm never acting again
00:43:52spoiled hollywood asking
00:44:00dad i've got the school play audition
00:44:02i gotta go
00:44:03oh uh
00:44:04break your legs
00:44:05honey
00:44:05it's break a leg
00:44:06but thank you
00:44:14oh my god
00:44:15i can't believe
00:44:16we're gonna be classmates
00:44:17with the lexal
00:44:18the hottest guy
00:44:20from hollywood
00:44:20oh my god
00:44:21i could literally die
00:44:22do you think
00:44:23you'll sign my boo
00:44:25oh my god
00:44:26there he is
00:44:37super let's bring it
00:44:51is that lexal
00:45:11my hair is stuck
00:45:13on his clutch
00:45:14no
00:45:17no no no
00:45:18i can't let the whole school
00:45:19see me like this
00:45:24hey we really don't have time
00:45:25for this right now
00:45:26what are you waiting for
00:45:27drive
00:45:29he's huge
00:45:29i don't know how to
00:45:30let's hit the gas
00:45:41okay stop the car
00:45:42okay stop the car
00:45:42stop the car
00:45:42i think we're safe
00:45:47seriously
00:45:52you having a good time down there
00:45:54my hair is stuck
00:45:57okay okay stop
00:45:59fire you
00:46:00before selling out
00:46:03is he
00:46:04is he hard
00:46:14i'm lying
00:46:19car
00:46:22oh god you're gonna be getting me
00:46:24are you serious
00:46:26you know i've had some fans
00:46:27post some pretty crazy stunts
00:46:29before but
00:46:31this
00:46:31pretty original
00:46:32i am not one of your crazy
00:46:34fan girls
00:46:35you jumped into my car
00:46:37you destroyed my truck
00:46:38and destroyed my only nice
00:46:40shirt for the audition
00:46:42yeah
00:46:42that's
00:46:45unfortunate
00:46:49fine
00:46:51here
00:46:54that'll cover the shirt
00:46:55and whatever it costs
00:46:56to fix
00:46:57this thing
00:46:59i don't want your stupid autographs
00:47:01you know you're exactly
00:47:03what i imagined you'd be like
00:47:04a spoiled hollywood asshole
00:47:07now leave me alone
00:47:15spoiled hollywood asshole
00:47:17huh
00:47:20it's a strong opinion
00:47:22for a theater nerd
00:47:29stevie st james
00:47:31i think i'm what are you doing
00:47:32fright and prejudice
00:47:34boring
00:47:34you know what
00:47:36sometimes boring
00:47:37is the only way for
00:47:38normal people
00:47:39to achieve their dreams
00:47:40yeah
00:47:42i'm gonna act
00:47:43in hollywood too
00:47:43one day
00:47:44so you're not missing out
00:47:45on much toots
00:47:46that's not what you think
00:47:47it is
00:47:47you know what
00:47:48you can save your jaded
00:47:49broken bad boy act
00:47:50for someone who actually
00:47:51cares
00:47:52acting
00:47:52is my dream
00:47:55and i promised someone
00:47:56i would never give up
00:47:57on that dream
00:48:00not that someone like you
00:48:01would ever understand
00:48:03now if you'll excuse me
00:48:04i have an audition
00:48:05i have an audition
00:48:05and i'm gonna be late
00:48:11i can close my own door
00:48:13like so
00:48:19audition huh
00:48:22i don't know why you had to audition
00:48:24natalie
00:48:24you were made for the lead role
00:48:26yeah you've been like
00:48:27the theater queen
00:48:28since freshman year
00:48:30girls
00:48:31this is the last year
00:48:32and it's gonna be the best year
00:48:35well
00:48:35since stevie
00:48:37is a no-show
00:48:38this concludes
00:48:40our auditions
00:48:41for this year's school play
00:48:43wait
00:48:45i'm here
00:48:58all right farm girl
00:48:59let's see what you got
00:49:02alrighty stevie
00:49:03you made it
00:49:04you can start
00:49:05whenever you're ready
00:49:07mr darcy
00:49:08from the moment
00:49:09that i met you
00:49:10your manners showed me
00:49:11that you are arrogant
00:49:12selfish
00:49:13and conceited
00:49:16she's
00:49:17not bad
00:49:18so my answer is no
00:49:20you're the last man
00:49:21in the world
00:49:22who
00:49:24wait
00:49:24where's my partner
00:49:26jameson
00:49:29he's supposed to
00:49:30come in here
00:49:30oh no
00:49:32stevie
00:49:32did your acting partner
00:49:34ditch you
00:49:34i don't blame him
00:49:36this is a train wreck
00:49:37yeah my desk plant
00:49:38has better acting skills
00:49:41oh
00:49:47oh
00:49:48oh
00:49:49oh
00:49:49oh
00:49:50oh
00:49:50oh
00:49:50oh
00:49:51oh
00:49:53oh
00:49:53oh
00:49:53oh
00:49:55oh
00:49:56oh
00:49:56oh
00:49:57oh
00:49:57oh
00:49:57oh
00:49:58oh
00:49:59oh
00:50:01oh
00:50:02oh
00:50:03oh
00:50:03oh
00:50:03oh
00:50:03oh
00:50:03oh
00:50:03oh
00:50:20Lex Hull, did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:50:2491.
00:50:25Right.
00:50:36Wait, this is my first kiss.
00:50:40He did a stage kiss?
00:50:42Shit, is that Lex fucking Hull?
00:50:44He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:50:48With Stevie?
00:50:49I thought Lex quit acting.
00:50:52Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:50:54Allow me to speak but a few words, my dearest and loveliest Elizabeth.
00:51:01Lex, what are you doing here?
00:51:02Greg, you don't even know the lines.
00:51:05I heard them earlier.
00:51:11He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:51:15No.
00:51:17Well, I leave.
00:51:20I've been a selfish man all my life.
00:51:23Such it was from 8 to 18 and such it still might be, if not for you, Elizabeth.
00:51:29By you, I was properly humbled.
00:51:32And if your feelings for me are still what they were the last we spoke, tell me at once.
00:51:36But otherwise, will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you?
00:51:52Bravo!
00:51:54Bravo!
00:51:55Bravo!
00:51:56Bravo!
00:51:57Beautiful chemistry.
00:51:59The lead roles are yours, provided both of you agree to do the play.
00:52:03Yes!
00:52:06Yes!
00:52:06Thank you, Mr. Hamlin.
00:52:07We won't let you down.
00:52:09Alrighty.
00:52:10Now, the auditions are over.
00:52:13But, Mr. Hamlin...
00:52:17This isn't over, you slimy barn snake.
00:52:20That lead role is mine.
00:52:23And so is Lex.
00:52:25Let's go.
00:52:31Well, that was fun.
00:52:33Good luck.
00:52:34Wait, you're leaving?
00:52:39Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
00:52:42Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
00:52:46Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
00:52:48Tough luck!
00:52:50Maybe next time.
00:52:51There won't be a next time, Lex!
00:52:55Not for someone like me.
00:52:58Look, my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:53:01And I promised her that one day, I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:53:05me on stage.
00:53:08She, uh, she never got the chance to.
00:53:13So just for once, I want to know what it feels like to really act.
00:53:25Alright, Stevie St. James, let's say I do agree to act with you.
00:53:34What do I get out of it?
00:53:43I have a spare bedroom.
00:53:46What?
00:53:48Um, you're staying at the Plaza Hotel, right?
00:53:52I saw how crazy your fans are.
00:53:55They'll chew you up when you get back there.
00:53:57So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:54:01Well, that's what you wanted, right?
00:54:04Mr. I-just-want-a-normal-life.
00:54:12Okay, fuck it.
00:54:16You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
00:54:20So you're the farm.
00:54:25Yes!
00:54:27Yes!
00:54:28Yes!
00:54:30Yes!
00:54:32Yes!
00:54:33Yes!
00:54:39You weren't kidding me since I was a bit of a fixer-upper.
00:54:42Oh, I'm sorry.
00:54:43Is this farm too normal for you, Lexall?
00:54:45The hottest Hollywood star in the world.
00:54:48Did you just call me hot, St. James?
00:54:51What?
00:54:52No!
00:54:53In your dreams?
00:54:54You know, you are irritatingly full of yourself.
00:54:57I prefer the word confident.
00:55:01Speaking of.
00:55:04Do you want to act in Hollywood soon, Jane?
00:55:10You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
00:55:15I-
00:55:20Stevie, honey!
00:55:22Mom!
00:55:23Dad!
00:55:23Um, this is my friend that I said was going to be staying with us.
00:55:27I'm Lex.
00:55:28I'm sorry.
00:55:29I don't mean to intrude.
00:55:30Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here!
00:55:34So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:55:38And with such a talented actor's help, our baby girl's going to be a star.
00:55:43Oh, Dad!
00:55:44Stop!
00:55:45Okay, kids.
00:55:46Dinner's almost ready.
00:55:47Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:55:49Great idea.
00:55:50Hey, I hope you like venison.
00:55:54Wow, that was embarrassing.
00:55:56No, it was cute.
00:55:59Do you tell how much they care?
00:56:01Not everyone has that.
00:56:05Anyways.
00:56:07I'm gonna go find out what venison is.
00:56:10Uh, that's not a good idea, Lex.
00:56:12I don't- I don't think you really wanna know!
00:56:13How's your dad's cooking?
00:56:21Lex Hall's an asshole.
00:56:22But why do I find him so hot?
00:56:25Will you do me the greatest pleasure?
00:56:27Of having you.
00:56:33Stop it, Stevie.
00:56:34He's literally a Hollywood actor.
00:56:36He's just acting.
00:56:38I need to stop thinking about him.
00:56:40He's a star.
00:56:41And you're just you.
00:56:43Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
00:56:50Well, good morning to you, too.
00:56:53Oh, my God.
00:57:06Well, that is just-
00:57:09Don't!
00:57:09Say another word.
00:57:11What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:57:12Well, I was trying to take a shower.
00:57:14And then the thing broke.
00:57:17But as my generous hostess,
00:57:19I assume you can fix it for me.
00:57:33What are you doing, St. James?
00:57:35Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
00:57:38More types in there.
00:57:44You sure you know how to fix this?
00:57:46Uh-huh.
00:57:46Newsflash, your highness.
00:57:48Real people like me actually grew up learning real life skills
00:57:51while you were busy having tea and cake with celebrities.
00:57:53You seem to think movie stars' lives are all fun and games.
00:57:56Oh, yeah.
00:57:57Because all the fans that love you,
00:57:59and the galas,
00:58:00and traveling around the world.
00:58:01It's so horrible.
00:58:04You sure you don't want any help?
00:58:05No, you've done enough.
00:58:07The last thing I need is your help.
00:58:12Shit.
00:58:13I can't actually be stuck like this,
00:58:16with my ass pointed at...
00:58:19You've got a real talent for getting yourself
00:58:21in compromising positions.
00:58:25Don't you, farm girl?
00:58:26No.
00:58:29Lex, I'm stuck, okay?
00:58:31Just pull me out.
00:58:33Oh?
00:58:35I thought you didn't want my help.
00:58:37Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:58:38Help me.
00:58:41Ow.
00:58:44Stingy, honey?
00:58:45Are you in the barn?
00:58:49Yeah, Mom, I'm just...
00:58:51I...
00:58:53Oh.
00:58:56I'm...
00:58:56I'm fixing the water pipe.
00:58:59Okay.
00:59:00Do you want some help?
00:59:01No, I'm...
00:59:02I'm about to be done.
00:59:03Oh, okay.
00:59:04Breakfast is ready.
00:59:06Okay.
00:59:07I'm coming.
00:59:08Oh!
00:59:09Oh!
00:59:10Oh!
00:59:11Oh!
00:59:11Oh!
00:59:12Oh!
00:59:12What happened?
00:59:17Hey.
00:59:23Where is this stupid wrench?
00:59:29That's not a wrench.
00:59:31What?
00:59:37I am so sorry!
00:59:39I am so sorry!
00:59:41It's okay!
00:59:48Okay.
00:59:49I am gonna go dig a hole...
00:59:51...and dive in there.
00:59:52Hold up.
00:59:54Someone owes me an apology.
00:59:58Miss...
00:59:59...real life skills.
01:00:01You know, I'm starting to think...
01:00:03...you only brought me on this farm to screw with me.
01:00:05St. James?
01:00:12Lexington!
01:00:13Oh, God.
01:00:14What's my mom doing back?
01:00:16Lexington?
01:00:17No.
01:00:18That's my mom.
01:00:26Did you think you could run away without me knowing?
01:00:30Lexington?
01:00:30Oh!
01:00:31Oh!
01:00:32Oh!
01:00:32What are you doing in a, oh God, barn like this and...
01:00:36...without a shirt?
01:00:37I've decided to spend some time on a farm.
01:00:39Mom, you didn't have to break an inn.
01:00:41Well, apparently I did have to, Lexington.
01:00:43Lexington, your reputation is in the gutter, and now I find you living on some dirty farm.
01:00:48You don't belong here, Lex, or with whatever redneck lives here.
01:00:57Is there someone in there with you?
01:01:00Lexington, that's it. I'm coming in now.
01:01:10Mom, I'm naked, and I'm hard.