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Acting like they are deeply in love should be impossible after how Lexington Hall walked out on Stevie years ago. But as they navigate luxury hotels, campus flashbacks, and public appearances, the boundary between fiction and reality vanishes. Stevie is hiding her true emotions, but can Lexington convince her that his feelings are real this time?
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Acting like they are deeply in love should be impossible after how Lexington Hall walked out on Stevie years ago. But as they navigate luxury hotels, campus flashbacks, and public appearances, the boundary between fiction and reality vanishes. Stevie is hiding her true emotions, but can Lexington convince her that his feelings are real this time?
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00:00:07And the award for Best Youth Actor goes to...
00:00:12Lexington Hall!
00:00:25Ever since my first film of the age of three, I've dropped it this day.
00:00:28The day that I finally turned 18.
00:00:31And so do my sweet mother here in the crowd.
00:00:33And to Hollywood and everyone watching at home.
00:00:37I have just one thing to say to all of you.
00:00:41Fuck you!
00:00:48Out the camera!
00:00:50Fuck all of you!
00:00:52Fuck this disgusting industry!
00:00:54I'm never acting again!
00:00:57Woo!
00:01:02What a spoiled Hollywood ass game.
00:01:11Dad, I've got the school play audition. I gotta go.
00:01:14Break your legs, honey.
00:01:16It's break a leg, but thank you.
00:01:25Oh my god, I can't believe we're going to be classmates with the Lexington Hall.
00:01:29The hottest guy from Hollywood.
00:01:31Oh my god, I could literally die.
00:01:33Do you think you'll sign my boobs?
00:01:36Oh my god, there he is!
00:01:38Oh my god, there he is!
00:01:48Super let's free me.
00:01:50AHHHHH!
00:01:53WAAAAHHHH!
00:02:02Is that Lex home?
00:02:15My shirt! What the hell?
00:02:22My hair is stuck on his clutch
00:02:25No, no, no, I can't let the whole school see me like this
00:02:35Hey, we really don't have time for this right now
00:02:37What are you waiting for? Drive!
00:02:39She's huge! I don't know how to...
00:02:41Let's hit the gas!
00:02:51Okay, stop the car, stop the car, I think we're safe
00:02:57Seriously?
00:03:03You having a good time down there?
00:03:05My hair is stuck
00:03:08Okay, okay, stop if I were you later
00:03:11Before selling out
00:03:13Is he hard?
00:03:25I'm lying
00:03:29Car!
00:03:32Oh, gosh, you better be kidding me
00:03:34Are you serious?
00:03:37You know, I've had some fans pull some pretty crazy stunts before, but...
00:03:41This?
00:03:42Pretty original
00:03:43I am not one of your crazy fangirls
00:03:46You jumped into my car
00:03:48You destroyed my truck
00:03:49And destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition
00:03:52Yeah, that's unfortunate
00:04:01Fine, here
00:04:04Now it'll cover the shirt and whatever it costs to fix
00:04:08This thing
00:04:10I don't want your stupid autographs
00:04:12You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like
00:04:14A spoiled Hollywood asshole
00:04:18Now leave me alone
00:04:26Spoiled Hollywood asshole
00:04:27Huh?
00:04:31It's a strong opinion for a theater nerd
00:04:40Stevie St. James
00:04:41I mean, come on
00:04:43You're doing Fright and Prejudice?
00:04:45Boring
00:04:45You know what?
00:04:47Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams
00:04:50Yeah?
00:04:52I'm gonna act in Hollywood too one day
00:04:55So you're not missing out on much, toots
00:04:57That's not what you think it is
00:04:58You know what?
00:04:58You can save your jaded, broken, bad boy act for someone who actually cares
00:05:02Acting is my dream
00:05:06And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream
00:05:10Not that someone like you would ever understand
00:05:13Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition and I'm gonna be late
00:05:21I can close my own door
00:05:24Like so
00:05:29Audition, huh?
00:05:33I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie
00:05:34You were made for the lead role
00:05:36Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year
00:05:41Girls, this is the last year
00:05:43And it's gonna be the best year
00:05:46Well, since Stevie is a no-show
00:05:49This concludes our auditions for this year's school play
00:05:54Wait
00:05:55I'm here
00:06:08All right, farm girl
00:06:10Let's see what you got
00:06:12All righty, Stevie
00:06:13You made it
00:06:14You can start whenever you're ready
00:06:18Mr. Darcy
00:06:18From the moment that I met you
00:06:20Your manners showed me that you are arrogant, selfish, and conceited
00:06:26She's
00:06:27Not bad
00:06:29So my answer is no
00:06:31You're the last man in the world who
00:06:35Wait, where's my partner, Jameson?
00:06:39He's supposed to come in here
00:06:41Oh, no, Stevie
00:06:43Did your acting partner ditch you?
00:06:45I don't blame him
00:06:46This is a train wreck
00:06:47Yeah, my desk plant has better acting skills
00:06:51Oh, no, I don't blame him
00:06:57No, no, no, no, no
00:07:01Oh, no, no, no
00:07:02Oh, no, no, no
00:07:05Oh, no, no, no, no
00:07:19Hey
00:07:30Lex Hull
00:07:31Did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:07:3491
00:07:35Right
00:07:46Wait, this is my first kiss
00:07:51He did a stage kiss?
00:07:52Shit, is that Lex fucking Hull?
00:07:55He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:07:59With Stevie?
00:08:00I thought Lex quit acting
00:08:02Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:08:04Allow me to speak but a few words
00:08:07My dearest
00:08:09And loveliest Elizabeth
00:08:11Lex, what are you doing here?
00:08:13You don't even know the lines
00:08:15They're with them earlier
00:08:22He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:08:25Oh
00:08:27Oh, I leave
00:08:31I've been a selfish man all my life
00:08:33Such it was from 8 to 18 and such it still might be
00:08:36Not for you
00:08:38Elizabeth
00:08:39By you, I was properly humbled
00:08:42And if your feelings for me are still with you
00:08:44Where the last we spoke
00:08:45Tell me at once
00:08:47But otherwise
00:08:49And will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:08:52Of having you?
00:09:03Bravo!
00:09:04Bravo!
00:09:06Bravo!
00:09:07Beautiful chemistry
00:09:09The lead roles are yours
00:09:10Provided
00:09:11Both of you
00:09:12Agree to do the play
00:09:13Yes!
00:09:16Yes, thank you Mr. Hamlin
00:09:18We won't let you down
00:09:19Alrighty
00:09:20Now
00:09:21The auditions are over
00:09:24But Mr. Hamlin
00:09:27This isn't over
00:09:29You slimy barn snake
00:09:30That lead role
00:09:32Is mine
00:09:33And so is Lex
00:09:35Let's go
00:09:42Well that was fun
00:09:44Good luck
00:09:45Wait, you're leaving?
00:09:49Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this
00:09:52Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds
00:09:55In an amateur play
00:09:56Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo
00:09:58Tough luck
00:10:01Maybe next time
00:10:01There won't be a next time, Lex
00:10:06Not for someone like me
00:10:08Look
00:10:09My grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:10:12And I promised her that one day
00:10:13I would be the lead in this cool play
00:10:15So she could see me on stage
00:10:18She, uh
00:10:20She never got the chance to
00:10:23So just for once
00:10:26I want to know what it feels like to really act
00:10:34All right
00:10:36Stevie St. James
00:10:38Let's say I do agree to act with you
00:10:45What do I get out of it?
00:10:54I have a spare bedroom
00:10:57What?
00:10:58Um
00:10:59You're staying at the Plaza Hotel
00:11:01Right?
00:11:03I saw how crazy your fans are
00:11:05They'll chew you up when you get back there
00:11:07So you want me to leave my five-star hotel
00:11:09And come live on a farm with you?
00:11:11Well, that's what you wanted
00:11:13Right?
00:11:14Mr.
00:11:15I just want a normal life
00:11:23Okay, fuck it
00:11:26You got yourself a deal, farm girl
00:11:30So you're at the farm
00:11:50You weren't kidding me
00:11:51So I was a bit of a fixer-upper
00:11:52Oh, I'm sorry
00:11:53Is this farm too normal for you, Lexall?
00:11:56The hottest Hollywood star in the world
00:11:58Did you just call me hot, St. James?
00:12:01What?
00:12:03No, in your dreams
00:12:04You know, you are irritatingly full of yourself
00:12:08I prefer the word confident
00:12:12Speaking of
00:12:15You want to act in Hollywood, St. James
00:12:21You've got to stop blushing
00:12:22Every time a guy gets close to you
00:12:31Stevie, honey
00:12:31Oh, mom
00:12:33Dad, um
00:12:34This is my friend
00:12:36That I said was going to be staying with us
00:12:38I'm Lex
00:12:39I'm sorry
00:12:40I don't mean to intrude
00:12:41Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here
00:12:45So
00:12:45She told us that you're her acting partner
00:12:48And with such a talented actor's help
00:12:51Mmm, our baby girl's going to be a star
00:12:53Oh, Dad
00:12:54Stop
00:12:55Okay, kids
00:12:56Dinner's almost ready
00:12:58Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:13:00Great idea
00:13:00Hey, I hope you like venison
00:13:04Wow, that was embarrassing
00:13:07No, it was cute
00:13:09Do you tell how much they care?
00:13:11Why no one has that?
00:13:16Anyways
00:13:18I'm going to go find out what venison is
00:13:20Uh, that's not a good idea, Lex
00:13:22I don't think you really want to know
00:13:23How's your dad's cooking?
00:13:31Lex Hall's an asshole
00:13:33But why do I find him so hot?
00:13:35Will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:13:37Of having you?
00:13:43Stop it, Stevie
00:13:44He's literally a Hollywood actor
00:13:47He's just acting
00:13:48I need to stop thinking about him
00:13:51He's a star
00:13:52And you're just you
00:13:54Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
00:14:01Well, good morning to you, too
00:14:03Oh, my God
00:14:17Well, that is just
00:14:19Don't say another word
00:14:21What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:14:23Well, I was trying to take a shower
00:14:24And then the thing broke
00:14:27But as my generous hostess
00:14:29I assume you can fix it for me
00:14:44What are you doing, St. James?
00:14:46Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing
00:14:48More types in there
00:14:54You sure you know how to fix this?
00:14:56Uh-huh
00:14:57Newsflash, your highness
00:14:58Real people like me actually grew up
00:15:00Learning real life skills
00:15:01While you were busy
00:15:02Having tea and cake with celebrities
00:15:03You seem to think
00:15:04Movie stars' lives are all fun and games
00:15:06Oh, yeah
00:15:07Because all the fans that love you
00:15:09And the galas
00:15:10And traveling around the world
00:15:12It's so horrible
00:15:14You sure you don't want any help?
00:15:16No, you've done enough
00:15:17The last thing I need is your help
00:15:23Shit
00:15:24I can't actually be stuck like this
00:15:26With my ass pointed at
00:15:30You've got a real talent
00:15:31For getting yourself
00:15:32In compromising positions
00:15:35Don't you, phone girl?
00:15:39Lex
00:15:40I'm stuck, okay?
00:15:42Just pull me out
00:15:43Oh?
00:15:45I thought you didn't want my help
00:15:47Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:15:49Help me
00:15:51Ow
00:15:54Stay, honey
00:15:55Are you in the barn?
00:16:00Yeah, mom, I'm just
00:16:06I'm fixing the water pipe
00:16:10Okay, do you want some help?
00:16:12No, I'm about to be done
00:16:13Oh, okay
00:16:15Breakfast is ready
00:16:16Okay, I'm coming
00:16:27Hey
00:16:33Where is this stupid wrench?
00:16:39That's not a wrench
00:16:41What?
00:16:48I am so sorry
00:16:52It's okay
00:16:59Okay
00:16:59I'm gonna go dig a hole
00:17:01And dive in there
00:17:02Hold up
00:17:05Someone else me an apology
00:17:08Miss
00:17:10Real life skills
00:17:12You know, I'm starting to think
00:17:13You only brought me on this farm
00:17:14To screw with me
00:17:16St. James
00:17:22Lexington
00:17:24Oh, God
00:17:24What's my mom doing back?
00:17:27Lexington?
00:17:28No
00:17:29That's my mom
00:17:36Lexington?
00:17:37Did you think you could run away
00:17:38Without me knowing?
00:17:40Lexington
00:17:41Oh, what are you doing
00:17:43In a, oh God
00:17:44Barn like this
00:17:46And without a shirt
00:17:47I've decided to spend some time
00:17:49On a farm
00:17:49Mom
00:17:50You didn't have to break it in
00:17:51Well, apparently
00:17:52I did have to
00:17:53Lexington
00:17:53Your reputation
00:17:55Is in the gutter
00:17:56And now I find you
00:17:57Living on some dirty farm
00:17:58You don't belong here
00:18:00Lex
00:18:00Or with whatever
00:18:02Redneck lives here
00:18:07Is there someone
00:18:08In there with you
00:18:10Lexington
00:18:11That's it
00:18:11I'm coming in now
00:18:21Mom, I'm naked
00:18:22And I'm hard
00:18:26Lexington
00:18:26You put that towel on
00:18:28Right now
00:18:29No
00:18:30Not until you get in your car
00:18:31And you drive away
00:18:32I'm not a kid anymore
00:18:34And I've told you
00:18:35I'm quitting Hollywood
00:18:36You are not quitting
00:18:38You're just having a temper tantrum
00:18:41I know you
00:18:42I'm your mother
00:18:43And your agent
00:18:44And in fact
00:18:46I might remind you
00:18:48That all of these contracts
00:18:50Bear your signature
00:18:51So if you don't come back to LA
00:18:52You're going to court
00:18:56Can you just stop hurting my life
00:18:58For two seconds
00:18:58And let me be free for once
00:19:00You know
00:19:01Freedom is a luxury
00:19:03That a movie star like you
00:19:05Doesn't get to have
00:19:05And so is a scandal
00:19:07So I better not catch you
00:19:09Getting into any trouble
00:19:10And if I find out
00:19:11That you are messing around
00:19:13With some
00:19:14Gold digging farm girl
00:19:15Not only will I ruin your life
00:19:17I'll ruin hers
00:19:27Okay, you can turn around now
00:19:30Sorry
00:19:37Bad day, huh?
00:19:40Good days
00:19:41Bad days
00:19:42Harold's days
00:19:44All the endless bullshit
00:19:47And boots
00:19:47I'm surprised you paid for me
00:19:50In the perfect club's hall
00:19:52You're really not
00:19:53You know
00:19:54Perfect
00:19:55I mean
00:19:56First of all
00:19:57You are majorly
00:19:59Entitled
00:19:59You're cocky
00:20:01Incredibly reckless
00:20:02That's what you think
00:20:03For the pep talk
00:20:04But it doesn't make you bad
00:20:08It just makes you normal
00:20:21You know
00:20:22There are copies of that, right?
00:20:24It's okay to want things
00:20:26To forget what your mom wants
00:20:27And what the fans want
00:20:30It's hard to explain
00:20:32But somehow
00:20:32When I'm only with her
00:20:34It doesn't feel so bad
00:20:35To be just like Saul
00:20:39What do you want, Lexal?
00:20:42What do I want?
00:21:06And the award for best youth actor goes to
00:21:11Lexington Hall
00:21:23Ever since my first film
00:21:25Of the age of three
00:21:26I've drafted this day
00:21:27The day
00:21:27That I finally turn 18
00:21:30And so to my sweet mother
00:21:31Here in the crowd
00:21:32And to Hollywood
00:21:34And everyone watching at home
00:21:36I have just one thing
00:21:37To say to all of you
00:21:38Fuck you
00:21:46At the camera
00:21:49Fuck all of you
00:21:50Fuck this disgusting industry
00:21:53I'm never acting again
00:21:55I spoiled Hollywood ass
00:22:10Dad, I've got the school play audition
00:22:11I gotta go
00:22:13Break your legs, honey
00:22:14It's break a leg
00:22:16But thank you
00:22:23Oh my god
00:22:24I can't believe we're gonna be classmates
00:22:26With the Lexal
00:22:27The hottest guy from Hollywood
00:22:30Oh my god
00:22:30I could literally die
00:22:31Do you think you'll sign my boo?
00:22:35Oh my god
00:22:36There he is
00:22:47So full of screaming
00:23:01Is that Lex home?
00:23:14My shirt
00:23:15What the hell
00:23:21My hair is stuck
00:23:23On his clutch
00:23:27No, no, no
00:23:28I can't let the whole school
00:23:29See me like this
00:23:34Hey, we really don't have time
00:23:35For this right now
00:23:35What are you waiting for?
00:23:37Drive
00:23:38She's huge
00:23:39I don't know how to
00:23:40Let's hit the gas
00:23:50Okay, stop the car
00:23:51Stop the car
00:23:52You need to be safe
00:23:56Seriously
00:24:02You having a good time down there?
00:24:04My hair is stuck
00:24:07Okay, okay
00:24:08Stop
00:24:08Fire you later
00:24:09For selling out
00:24:11Is he
00:24:13Hard?
00:24:23I'm lies
00:24:28Car
00:24:31God, you better be kidding me
00:24:33Are you serious?
00:24:36You know, I've had some fans
00:24:37Pull some pretty crazy stunts before
00:24:39But
00:24:40This?
00:24:41Pretty original
00:24:42I am not one of your crazy fangirls
00:24:45You jumped into my car
00:24:46You destroyed my truck
00:24:48And destroyed my only nice shirt
00:24:49For the audition
00:24:51Yeah
00:24:52That's
00:24:54Unfortunate
00:24:59Fine
00:25:00Here
00:25:03Now it'll cover the shirt
00:25:04And whatever it costs
00:25:05To fix
00:25:07This thing
00:25:09I don't want your stupid autographs
00:25:11You know, you're exactly
00:25:12What I imagined you'd be like
00:25:13A spoiled Hollywood asshole
00:25:17Don't leave me alone
00:25:25Spoiled Hollywood asshole
00:25:26Huh?
00:25:30It's a strong opinion
00:25:31For a theater nerd
00:25:39Stevie St. James
00:25:40I mean, come on
00:25:42You're doing
00:25:42Fright and Prejudice
00:25:44Boring
00:25:44You know what?
00:25:46Sometimes boring
00:25:47Is the only way
00:25:48For normal people
00:25:48To achieve their dreams
00:25:49Yeah?
00:25:51I'm
00:25:51Gonna act in Hollywood too
00:25:53One day
00:25:54You're not missing out
00:25:55On much
00:25:55Toots
00:25:56That's not what you think
00:25:56It is
00:25:57You know what?
00:25:57You can save your jaded
00:25:58Broken bad boy act
00:26:00For someone who actually cares
00:26:01Acting is my dream
00:26:05And I promised someone
00:26:06I would never give up
00:26:06On that dream
00:26:09Not that someone like you
00:26:10Would ever understand
00:26:12Now if you'll excuse me
00:26:13I have an audition
00:26:14And I'm gonna be late
00:26:21I can close my own door
00:26:23Like so
00:26:28Audition, huh?
00:26:31I don't know why
00:26:32You had to audition, Natalie
00:26:33You were made
00:26:35For the lead role
00:26:35Yeah, you've been like
00:26:37The theater queen
00:26:37Since freshman year
00:26:39Girls
00:26:40This is the last year
00:26:42And it's gonna be
00:26:43The best year
00:26:44Well
00:26:45Since Stevie
00:26:47Is a no-show
00:26:48This concludes
00:26:49Our auditions
00:26:50For this year's
00:26:51School play
00:26:53Wait
00:26:54I'm here
00:27:07All right, farm girl
00:27:08Let's see what you got
00:27:11All righty, Stevie
00:27:12You made it
00:27:13You can start
00:27:15Whenever you're ready
00:27:17Mr. Darcy
00:27:17From the moment
00:27:19That I met you
00:27:20Your manners told me
00:27:21That you are arrogant
00:27:22Selfish
00:27:23And conceited
00:27:25She's
00:27:26Not bad
00:27:28So my answer is no
00:27:29You're the last man
00:27:31In the world who
00:27:33Wait
00:27:34Where's my partner
00:27:35Jameson?
00:27:38He's supposed to come in here
00:27:40Oh no, Stevie
00:27:42Did your acting partner
00:27:43Ditch you?
00:27:44I don't blame him
00:27:45This is a train wreck
00:27:46Yeah, my desk plant
00:27:48Has better acting skills
00:28:15Yeah, my desk plant
00:28:29Lex Hull.
00:28:31Did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:28:3391.
00:28:34Right.
00:28:45Wait, this is my first kiss.
00:28:49He did a stage kiss?
00:28:51Shit, is that Lex fucking Hull?
00:28:54He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:28:58With Stevie?
00:28:59I thought Lex quit acting.
00:29:01Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:29:03Allow me to speak but a few words.
00:29:06My dearest and loveliest Elizabeth.
00:29:10Lex, what are you doing here?
00:29:12You don't even know the lines.
00:29:14I heard them earlier.
00:29:20He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:29:24No.
00:29:26I leave.
00:29:30I've been a selfish man all my life.
00:29:32Such it was from eight to eighteen and such it still might be.
00:29:35Not for you, Elizabeth.
00:29:38By you, I was properly humbled.
00:29:41And if your feelings for me are still with you where the last we spoke, tell me at once.
00:29:46But otherwise,
00:29:48will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:29:51of having you?
00:30:02Bravo!
00:30:03Bravo!
00:30:05Bravo!
00:30:06Beautiful chemistry.
00:30:08The lead roles are yours, provided both of you agree to do the play.
00:30:13Yes!
00:30:15Yes, thank you, Mr. Hamlin.
00:30:17We won't let you down.
00:30:18Alrighty.
00:30:19Now, the auditions are over.
00:30:22But Mr. Hamlin!
00:30:26This isn't over, you slimy barn snake.
00:30:30That lead role is mine.
00:30:32And so is Lex.
00:30:34Let's go.
00:30:41Well, that was fun.
00:30:43Good luck.
00:30:44Wait, you're leaving?
00:30:48Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
00:30:51Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
00:30:55Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
00:30:58Tough luck!
00:30:59Maybe next time.
00:31:01There won't be a next time, Lex!
00:31:05Not for someone like me.
00:31:08Look, my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:31:11And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:31:14me on stage.
00:31:17She, uh, she never got the chance to.
00:31:22So just for once, I want to know what it feels like to really act.
00:31:33All right, Stevie St. James, let's say I do agree to act with you.
00:31:44What do I get out of it?
00:31:58Um, you're staying at the Plaza Hotel, right?
00:32:02I saw how crazy your fans are.
00:32:04They'll chew you up when you get back there.
00:32:06So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:32:10Well, that's what you wanted, right?
00:32:13Mr. I just want a normal life.
00:32:22Okay, fuck it.
00:32:25You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
00:32:29So you're the farm.
00:32:49You weren't kidding me since I was a bit of a fixer-upper.
00:32:51Oh, I'm sorry.
00:32:52Is this farm too normal for you, Lexall?
00:32:55The hottest Hollywood star in the world.
00:32:57Did you just call me hot, St. James?
00:33:00What?
00:33:02No, in your dreams.
00:33:04You know, you are irritatingly full of yourself.
00:33:07I prefer the word confident.
00:33:11Speaking of.
00:33:14You want to act in Hollywood soon, Jane.
00:33:20You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
00:33:24I...
00:33:29Stevie, honey.
00:33:31Mom!
00:33:32Dad, um...
00:33:34This is my friend that I said was going to be staying with us.
00:33:37I'm Lex.
00:33:38I'm sorry.
00:33:39I don't mean to intrude.
00:33:40Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here.
00:33:44So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:33:48And with such a talented actor's help, our baby girl's going to be a star.
00:33:52Oh, Dad.
00:33:53Stop.
00:33:54Okay, kids.
00:33:56Dinner's almost ready.
00:33:57Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:33:59Great idea.
00:34:00Hey, I hope you like venison.
00:34:04Well, that was embarrassing.
00:34:06No, it was cute.
00:34:08Do you know how much they care?
00:34:10Why do one has that?
00:34:15Anyways.
00:34:17I'm going to go find out what venison is.
00:34:19Uh, that's not a good idea, Lex.
00:34:21I don't think you really want to know.
00:34:22How's your dad's cooking?
00:34:30Lex Hall is an asshole.
00:34:32But why do I find him so hot?
00:34:34Will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you?
00:34:42Stop it, Stevie.
00:34:44He's literally a Hollywood actor.
00:34:46He's just acting.
00:34:48You need to stop thinking about him.
00:34:49He's a star.
00:34:51You're just you.
00:34:53Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
00:35:00Well, good morning to you, too.
00:35:02Oh, my God.
00:35:13Well, that is just...
00:35:18Say another word.
00:35:20What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:35:22Well, I was trying to take a shower.
00:35:24And then the thing broke.
00:35:26But as my generous hostess,
00:35:29I assume you can fix it for me.
00:35:43What are you doing, St. James?
00:35:45Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
00:35:48More pipes in there.
00:35:53You sure you know how to fix this?
00:35:55Uh-huh.
00:35:56Newsflash, your highness.
00:35:57Real people like me actually grew up learning real-life skills
00:36:00while you were busy having tea and cake with celebrities.
00:36:03You seem to think movie stars' lives are all fun and games.
00:36:05Oh, yeah.
00:36:06Because all the fans that love you and the galas and traveling around the world.
00:36:11It's so horrible.
00:36:13You sure you don't want any help?
00:36:15No, you've done enough.
00:36:17The last thing I need is your help.
00:36:22Shit.
00:36:23I can't actually be stuck like this,
00:36:25with my ass pointed at...
00:36:29You've got a real talent for getting yourself
00:36:31in compromising positions.
00:36:34Don't you, farm girl?
00:36:38Lex, I'm gonna suck, okay?
00:36:40Just pull me out.
00:36:43Oh?
00:36:44I thought you didn't want my help.
00:36:46Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:36:48Help me.
00:36:53Sting, honey?
00:36:54Are you in the barn?
00:36:59Yeah, mom, I'm just...
00:37:01Oh.
00:37:03Oh.
00:37:05I'm fixing the water pipe.
00:37:09Okay, do you want some help?
00:37:10No, I'm about to be done.
00:37:13Oh, okay.
00:37:14Breakfast is ready.
00:37:15Okay, I'm coming.
00:37:18Oh!
00:37:19Oh!
00:37:26Hey.
00:37:32Where is this stupid wrench?
00:37:38That's not a wrench.
00:37:41What?
00:37:47I am so sorry.
00:37:50It's okay.
00:37:58Okay.
00:37:58I'm gonna go dig a hole
00:38:00and dive in.
00:38:02Hold up.
00:38:04Someone owes me an apology.
00:38:07Miss.
00:38:09Real-life skills.
00:38:11You know, I'm starting to think
00:38:12you only brought me on this farm
00:38:13to screw with me.
00:38:15St. James.
00:38:21Lexington!
00:38:23Oh, God.
00:38:23What's my mom doing back?
00:38:25Lexington?
00:38:27No.
00:38:28That's my mom.
00:38:35Lexington?
00:38:36Did you think you could run away
00:38:37without me knowing?
00:38:39Lexington!
00:38:40Oh!
00:38:40Oh!
00:38:41What are you doing
00:38:42in a, oh, God,
00:38:44barn like this
00:38:45and without a shirt?
00:38:46I've decided
00:38:47to spend some time
00:38:48on a farm.
00:38:48Mom,
00:38:49you didn't have to
00:38:49break an enter.
00:38:50Well, apparently,
00:38:51I did have to, Lexington.
00:38:53Your reputation
00:38:54is in the gutter
00:38:55and now I find you
00:38:56living on some dirty farm.
00:38:58You don't belong here, Lex,
00:39:00or with whatever redneck
00:39:01lives here.
00:39:06Is there someone
00:39:07in there with you?
00:39:09Lexington,
00:39:10that's it.
00:39:10I'm coming in now.
00:39:20Mom,
00:39:21I'm naked
00:39:21and I'm hard.
00:39:25Lexington,
00:39:25you put that towel
00:39:27on right now.
00:39:28No.
00:39:29Not until you get
00:39:30in your car
00:39:30and you drive away.
00:39:31I'm not a kid anymore
00:39:33and I'm told you
00:39:34I'm quitting Hollywood.
00:39:35You are not quitting.
00:39:38You're just having
00:39:39a temper tantrum.
00:39:40I know you.
00:39:41I'm your mother
00:39:42and your agent
00:39:43and in fact,
00:39:45I might remind you
00:39:47that all of these contracts
00:39:48bear your signature.
00:39:50so if you don't come back
00:39:51to L.A.,
00:39:52you're going to court.
00:39:55Can you just stop
00:39:56hurting my life
00:39:57for two seconds
00:39:57and let me be free
00:39:59for once?
00:40:00You know,
00:40:01freedom is a luxury
00:40:02that a movie star
00:40:03like you
00:40:03doesn't get to have.
00:40:05And so is a scandal,
00:40:06so I better not catch you
00:40:08getting into any trouble.
00:40:09And if I find out
00:40:10that you are messing around
00:40:12with some
00:40:12gold-digging farm girl,
00:40:14not only will I ruin
00:40:15your life,
00:40:16I'll ruin hers.
00:40:26Okay,
00:40:26you can turn around now.
00:40:30Sorry.
00:40:36Bad day, huh?
00:40:39Good days,
00:40:40bad days.
00:40:42Harold's days.
00:40:44All the endless
00:40:45bullshit
00:40:46and boots we eat.
00:40:48Surprised you paid
00:40:48for me
00:40:49in the perfect
00:40:49club's hall.
00:40:51You're really not,
00:40:52you know,
00:40:54perfect.
00:40:54I mean,
00:40:56first of all,
00:40:56you are majorly
00:40:57entitled.
00:40:59You're cocky,
00:41:00incredibly reckless.
00:41:01You think,
00:41:02for the pep talk?
00:41:03But it doesn't
00:41:04make you bad.
00:41:07It just makes you
00:41:08normal.
00:41:20You know,
00:41:21there are copies
00:41:21of that, right?
00:41:23It's okay to want
00:41:24things
00:41:25to forget what
00:41:26your mom wants
00:41:26and what the fans
00:41:27want.
00:41:29It's hard to explain,
00:41:31but somehow
00:41:31when I'm only with her,
00:41:33it doesn't feel so bad
00:41:34to be just
00:41:36Lex Hall.
00:41:38What do you want,
00:41:39Lex Hall?
00:41:41What do I want?
00:42:05and the award
00:42:06for best youth actor
00:42:08goes to...
00:42:09Lexington Hall!
00:42:23ever since my first film
00:42:24of the age of three
00:42:25I've drafted this day.
00:42:26The day
00:42:26that I finally
00:42:27turned 18.
00:42:29And so to my
00:42:30sweet mother
00:42:30here in the crowd
00:42:31and to Hollywood
00:42:33and everyone
00:42:33watching at home,
00:42:35I have just one thing
00:42:36to say to all of you.
00:42:38fuck you!
00:42:40Fuck you!
00:42:47Fuck all of you!
00:42:50Fuck this disgusting industry!
00:42:52I'm never acting again!
00:43:00I spoiled Hollywood
00:43:02asking.
00:43:09Dad,
00:43:09I've got the
00:43:10school play audition.
00:43:11I gotta go.
00:43:11Oh, uh,
00:43:12break your legs, honey.
00:43:14It's break a leg,
00:43:15but thank you.
00:43:22Oh my god,
00:43:23I can't believe
00:43:24we're gonna be
00:43:24classmates with
00:43:25the Lex Hall,
00:43:27the hottest guy
00:43:28from Hollywood.
00:43:29Oh my god,
00:43:29I could literally die.
00:43:30Do you think
00:43:31you'll sign my boo?
00:43:34Oh my god,
00:43:35there he is!
00:43:46Super let's bring you.
00:43:59Is that Lex Hall?
00:44:06What the hell?
00:44:20My hair is stuck
00:44:22on his clutch.
00:44:23Oh.
00:44:26No, no, no,
00:44:27I can't let the
00:44:27whole school
00:44:28see me like this.
00:44:32Hey, we really
00:44:33don't have time
00:44:34for this right now.
00:44:35What are you waiting for?
00:44:36Drive!
00:44:37She's huge!
00:44:38I don't know how to...
00:44:39Let's hit the gas!
00:44:49Okay, stop the car,
00:44:50stop the car.
00:44:51I think we're safe.
00:44:55Seriously?
00:45:01You having a good time
00:45:02down there?
00:45:02My hair is stuck.
00:45:06Okay, okay,
00:45:07I'll stop
00:45:07if I were you
00:45:08letting me...
00:45:09before selling out.
00:45:11Is he...
00:45:13hard?
00:45:23I'm mine.
00:45:25I'm mine.
00:45:27Car!
00:45:30Oh, gosh,
00:45:31you're gonna be kidding me.
00:45:32Are you serious?
00:45:34You know,
00:45:35I've had some fans
00:45:36pull some pretty
00:45:36crazy stunts before,
00:45:38but...
00:45:39This?
00:45:40Pretty original.
00:45:41I am not
00:45:42one of your
00:45:42crazy fangirls.
00:45:44You jumped
00:45:45into my car,
00:45:46you destroyed
00:45:46my truck,
00:45:47and destroyed
00:45:48my only nice shirt
00:45:48for the audition.
00:45:50Yeah,
00:45:52that's...
00:45:53unfortunate.
00:45:56Ugh!
00:45:57Ugh.
00:45:58Fine.
00:45:59Here.
00:46:02Now it'll cover
00:46:03the shirt
00:46:03and whatever
00:46:04it costs
00:46:04to fix...
00:46:06this thing.
00:46:07I don't want
00:46:08your stupid
00:46:09autographs!
00:46:10You know,
00:46:11you're exactly
00:46:11what I imagined
00:46:12you'd be like.
00:46:13A spoiled
00:46:14Hollywood asshole.
00:46:16Now leave me alone.
00:46:23Spoiled
00:46:24Hollywood asshole.
00:46:25Huh?
00:46:29It's a strong
00:46:30opinion,
00:46:30clear for you,
00:46:31can you?
00:46:38Stevie St.
00:46:39James?
00:46:40You mean,
00:46:40what,
00:46:41are you doing
00:46:41Fright and Prejudice?
00:46:42Boring!
00:46:44You know what?
00:46:45Sometimes boring
00:46:46is the only way
00:46:47for normal people
00:46:47to achieve their dreams.
00:46:49Yeah?
00:46:50I'm gonna act
00:46:51in Hollywood too
00:46:52one day.
00:46:53You're not missing
00:46:54out on much,
00:46:54toots.
00:46:55It's not what
00:46:55you think it is.
00:46:56You know what?
00:46:56You can save
00:46:57your jaded,
00:46:58broken,
00:46:58bad boy act
00:46:59for someone
00:46:59who actually cares.
00:47:00Acting is my dream.
00:47:04And I promised
00:47:04someone I would
00:47:05never give up
00:47:05on that dream.
00:47:08Not that someone
00:47:09like you
00:47:09would ever understand.
00:47:11Now if you'll
00:47:12excuse me,
00:47:12I have an audition
00:47:13and I'm gonna be late.
00:47:20I can close
00:47:20my own door.
00:47:22Lex Hall.
00:47:27audition,
00:47:28audition, huh?
00:47:30I don't know
00:47:31why you had
00:47:31to audition,
00:47:32Natalie.
00:47:33You were made
00:47:34for the lead role.
00:47:35Yeah,
00:47:35you've been like
00:47:36the theater queen
00:47:36since freshman year.
00:47:38Girls,
00:47:39this is the last year
00:47:41and it's gonna be
00:47:42the best year.
00:47:43Well,
00:47:44since Stevie
00:47:46is a no-show,
00:47:47this concludes
00:47:48our auditions
00:47:49for this year's
00:47:50school play.
00:47:51Wait!
00:47:53I'm here.
00:48:04I'm here.
00:48:06All right,
00:48:07farm girl,
00:48:08let's see what you got.
00:48:10All righty, Stevie,
00:48:11you made it.
00:48:12You can start
00:48:14whenever you're ready.
00:48:15Mr. Darcy,
00:48:17from the moment
00:48:18that I met you,
00:48:19your manners
00:48:20told me that you
00:48:20are arrogant,
00:48:21selfish,
00:48:22and conceited.
00:48:24She's
00:48:25not bad.
00:48:27So my answer
00:48:28is no.
00:48:29You're the last man
00:48:30in the world
00:48:30who...
00:48:32Wait,
00:48:33where's my partner,
00:48:34Jameson?
00:48:37He's supposed
00:48:38to come in here.
00:48:39Oh no,
00:48:40Stevie!
00:48:41Did your acting
00:48:42partner ditch you?
00:48:43I don't blame him.
00:48:44This is a train wreck.
00:48:46Yeah,
00:48:46my desk plant
00:48:47has better acting skills.
00:48:50Ooh!
00:48:55Ew!
00:48:56Ew!
00:48:59Ew!
00:48:59Ew!
00:49:01Ew!
00:49:01Ew!
00:49:02Ew!
00:49:03Ew!
00:49:04Ew!
00:49:06Ew!
00:49:06Ew!
00:49:07Ew!
00:49:08Ew!
00:49:18Ew!
00:49:28Lex Hull, did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:49:3291.
00:49:33Right.
00:49:44Wait, this is my first kiss.
00:49:48He did a stage kiss?
00:49:50Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
00:49:53He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:49:57With Stevie?
00:49:58I thought Lex quit acting.
00:50:00Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:50:02Allow me to speak but a few words.
00:50:05My dearest.
00:50:07The loveliest Elizabeth.
00:50:09Lex, what are you doing here?
00:50:11You don't even know the lines.
00:50:13I heard them earlier.
00:50:19He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:50:23No.
00:50:25Well, I leave.
00:50:29I've been a selfish man all my life.
00:50:31Such it was from eight to eighteen and such it still might be.
00:50:35Not for you, Elizabeth.
00:50:37By you, I was properly humbled.
00:50:40And if your feelings for me are still with you where the last we spoke, tell me at once.
00:50:44Yes, but otherwise, will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you?
00:51:00Bravo!
00:51:02Bravo!
00:51:04Bravo!
00:51:05Beautiful chemistry.
00:51:07The lead roles are yours, provided both of you agree to do the play.
00:51:12Yes!
00:51:14Yes, thank you, Mr. Hamlin.
00:51:16We won't let you down.
00:51:17Alrighty.
00:51:18Now, the auditions are over.
00:51:21But Mr. Hamlin!
00:51:25This isn't over, you slimy barn snake.
00:51:29That lead role is mine.
00:51:31And so is Lex.
00:51:33Let's go.
00:51:40Well, that was fun.
00:51:42Good luck.
00:51:43Wait, you're leaving?
00:51:47Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
00:51:50Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
00:51:54Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
00:51:57Tough luck!
00:51:58Maybe next time.
00:51:59There won't be a next time, Lex.
00:52:04Not for someone like me.
00:52:07Look, my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:52:10And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:52:13me on stage.
00:52:16She, she, uh, she never got the chance to.
00:52:21So just for once, I want to know what it feels like to really act.
00:52:32All right.
00:52:34Stevie St. James.
00:52:36Let's say I do agree to act with you.
00:52:43What do I get out of it?
00:52:51I have a spare bedroom.
00:52:54What?
00:52:56Um, you're staying at the Plaza Hotel, right?
00:53:01I saw how crazy your fans are.
00:53:03They'll chew you up when you get back there.
00:53:05So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:53:09Well, that's what you wanted, right?
00:53:13Mr. I-just-want-a-normal-life.
00:53:21Okay, fuck it.
00:53:24You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
00:53:28So you're at the farm.
00:53:48You weren't kidding me since I was a bit of a fixer-upper.
00:53:50Oh, I'm sorry.
00:53:51Is this farm too normal for you, Lexall?
00:53:54The hottest Hollywood star in the world.
00:53:56Did you just call me hot, St. James?
00:53:59What?
00:54:00No!
00:54:01In your dreams?
00:54:02You know, you are irritatingly full of yourself.
00:54:06I prefer the word confident.
00:54:10Speaking of, do you want to act in Hollywood soon, John?
00:54:19You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
00:54:28Stevie, honey.
00:54:30Mom!
00:54:31Dad, um, this is my friend that I said was going to be staying with us.
00:54:36I'm Lex.
00:54:37I'm sorry.
00:54:38I don't mean to intrude.
00:54:39Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here.
00:54:43So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:54:47And with such a talented actor's help, our baby girl's going to be a star.
00:54:51Oh, Dad.
00:54:52Stop.
00:54:53Okay, kids.
00:54:55Dinner's almost ready.
00:54:56Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:54:58Great idea.
00:54:59Hey, I hope you like venison.
00:55:03Wow, that was embarrassing.
00:55:05No, it was cute.
00:55:07Do you tell how much they care?
00:55:09Why no one has that?
00:55:15Anyways, I'm going to go find out what venison is.
00:55:18Uh, that's not a good idea, Lex.
00:55:20I don't think you really want to know.
00:55:21How's your dad's cooking?
00:55:29Lex Hall is an asshole, but why do I find him so hot?
00:55:33Will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you?
00:55:41Stop it, Stevie.
00:55:43He's literally a Hollywood actor.
00:55:45He's just acting.
00:55:47I need to stop thinking about him.
00:55:48He's a star.
00:55:50And you're just you.
00:55:52Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
00:55:59Well, good morning to you, too.
00:56:01Oh, my God.
00:56:12Well, that is just...
00:56:17Say another word.
00:56:19What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:56:21Well, I was trying to take a shower.
00:56:23And then the thing broke.
00:56:25But as my generous hostess,
00:56:28I assume you can fix it for me.
00:56:42What are you doing, St. James?
00:56:44Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
00:56:46More pipes in there.
00:56:52You sure you know how to fix this?
00:56:54Uh-huh.
00:56:55Newsflash, your highness.
00:56:56Real people like me actually grew up learning real life skills
00:56:59while you were busy having tea and cake with celebrities.
00:57:02You seem to think movie stars' lives are all fun and games.
00:57:04Oh, yeah.
00:57:05Because all the fans that love you and the galas and traveling around the world.
00:57:10It's so horrible.
00:57:12Are you sure you don't want any help?
00:57:14No, you've done enough.
00:57:16The last thing I need is your help.
00:57:21Shit.
00:57:22I can't actually be stuck like this,
00:57:24with my ass pointed at...
00:57:28You've got a real talent for getting yourself
00:57:30in compromising positions.
00:57:33Don't you, farm girl?
00:57:38Lex, I'm gonna suck, okay?
00:57:39Just pull me out.
00:57:42Oh?
00:57:43I thought you didn't want my help.
00:57:45Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:57:47Help me.
00:57:49Ow.
00:57:52Stay, honey?
00:57:53Are you in the barn?
00:57:58Yeah, Mom, I'm just...
00:58:00Oh.
00:58:04I'm fixing the water pipe.
00:58:08Okay, do you want some help?
00:58:09No, I'm about to be done.
00:58:12Oh, okay.
00:58:13Breakfast is ready.
00:58:14Okay, I'm coming.
00:58:25Hey.
00:58:32Where is that stupid wrench?
00:58:38That's not a wrench.
00:58:39What?
00:58:46I am so sorry.
00:58:49It's okay.
00:58:56Okay.
00:58:57I'm gonna go dig a hole
00:58:59and dive in there.
00:59:01Hold up.
00:59:03Someone owes me an apology.
00:59:06Miss.
00:59:07Real-life skills.
00:59:10You know, I'm starting to think
00:59:11you only brought me on this farm
00:59:12to screw with me.
00:59:14St. James.
00:59:20Lexington!
00:59:22Oh, God.
00:59:23What's my mom doing back?
00:59:25Lexington?
00:59:25No.
00:59:27That's my mom.
00:59:28No.
00:59:34Lexington?
00:59:35Did you think you could run away
00:59:36without me knowing?
00:59:38Lexington!
00:59:39Oh!
00:59:39Oh!
00:59:40What are you doing
00:59:41in a full, God,
00:59:43barn like this
00:59:44and without a shirt?
00:59:45I've decided to spend
00:59:46some time on a farm.
00:59:47Mom,
00:59:48you didn't have to break an enter.
00:59:49Well, apparently,
00:59:50I did have to, Lexington.
00:59:52Your reputation
00:59:53is in the gutter
00:59:54and now I find you
00:59:55living on some dirty farm.
00:59:56You don't belong here, Lex,
00:59:59or with whatever redneck lives here.
01:00:05Is there someone
01:00:06in there with you?
01:00:08Lexington,
01:00:09that's it.
01:00:09I'm coming in now.
01:00:19Mom, I'm naked
01:00:20and I'm hard.
01:00:24Lexington,
01:00:24you put that towel on right now.
01:00:27No.
01:00:28Not until you get in your car
01:00:29and you drive away.
01:00:30I'm not a kid anymore
01:00:32and I've told you
01:00:33I'm quitting Hollywood.
01:00:34You are not quitting.
01:00:37You're just having
01:00:38a temper tantrum.
01:00:39I know you.
01:00:40I'm your mother
01:00:41and your agent
01:00:42and in fact,
01:00:44I might remind you
01:00:46that all of these contracts
01:00:47bear your signature.
01:00:49so if you don't
01:00:50come back to L.A.,
01:00:51you're going to court.
01:00:54Can you just stop
01:00:55burning my life
01:00:56for two seconds
01:00:56and let me be free
01:00:58for once?
01:00:59You know,
01:01:00freedom is a luxury
01:01:01that a movie star
01:01:02like you
01:01:02doesn't get to have.
01:01:04And so is a scandal,
01:01:05so I better not
01:01:06catch you
01:01:07getting into any trouble.
01:01:08And if I find out
01:01:09that you are
01:01:10messing around
01:01:11with some
01:01:11gold-digging farm girl,
01:01:13not only will I
01:01:14ruin your life,
01:01:15I'll ruin hers.
01:01:24Okay,
01:01:25you can turn around
01:01:26now.
01:01:29Sorry.
01:01:35Bad day, huh?
01:01:38Good days,
01:01:39bad days.
01:01:41Harold's days.
01:01:43All the endless
01:01:44bullshit and boots
01:01:45will eat.
01:01:47I'm surprised
01:01:47you paid for me
01:01:48in the Perfect Clucks
01:01:48Hall.
01:01:50You're really not,
01:01:51you know?
01:01:52Perfect.
01:01:53I mean,
01:01:55first of all,
01:01:55you are majorly
01:01:56entitled.
01:01:58You're cocky,
01:01:59incredibly reckless.
01:02:00You think for the
01:02:01pep talk?
01:02:02But it doesn't
01:02:03make you bad.
01:02:06It just makes you
01:02:07normal.
01:02:19You know there
01:02:20are copies of
01:02:21that, right?
01:02:22It's okay to
01:02:22want things.
01:02:24To forget what
01:02:24your mom wants
01:02:25and what the
01:02:26fans want.
01:02:28It's hard to
01:02:29explain, but
01:02:30somehow when I'm
01:02:31only with her,
01:02:32it doesn't feel
01:02:32so bad to be
01:02:34just like
01:02:35tall.
01:02:37What do you
01:02:37want, Lexal?
01:02:40What do I
01:02:41want?
01:03:04And the award
01:03:05for best youth actor
01:03:07goes to
01:03:09Lexington Hall.
01:03:10What?
01:03:22Ever since my
01:03:22first film of the
01:03:23age of three,
01:03:24I've dropped it
01:03:24this day.
01:03:25The day that I
01:03:26finally turned 18.
01:03:28And so to my
01:03:28sweet mother here
01:03:29in the crowd.
01:03:30And to Hollywood
01:03:32and everyone
01:03:32watching at home.
01:03:34I have just one
01:03:35thing to say to
01:03:35all of you.
01:03:37Fuck you!
01:03:40Fuck you!
01:03:47I'm never acting
01:03:52again!
01:03:58I spoiled Hollywood
01:04:01asking.
01:04:08Dad, I've got
01:04:09the school play
01:04:09audition.
01:04:10I gotta go.
01:04:10Oh, uh, break
01:04:12your legs, honey.
01:04:13It's break a leg,
01:04:14but thank you.
01:04:21Oh my God,
01:04:22I can't believe
01:04:23we're gonna be
01:04:23classmates with
01:04:24the Lex Hall,
01:04:26the hottest guy
01:04:27from Hollywood.
01:04:28Oh my God,
01:04:28I could literally
01:04:29die.
01:04:29Do you think
01:04:30you'll sign my
01:04:30boo?
01:04:33Oh my God,
01:04:34Darius!
01:04:45Super let's
01:04:46scream.
01:04:48Ah!
01:04:50Ah!
01:04:52Ah!
01:04:52Ah!
01:04:53Ah!
01:04:53Ah!
01:04:54Ah!
01:04:55Ah!
01:04:57Ah!
01:04:59Ah!
01:05:00Is that Lex Hall?
01:05:03Ah!
01:05:07Ah!
01:05:12My shirt!
01:05:13What the hell?
01:05:18Oh!
01:05:19My hair is stuck
01:05:21on his clutch.
01:05:22Oh!
01:05:25No, no, no. I can't let the whole school see me like this.
01:05:32Hey, we really don't have time for this right now.
01:05:34What are you waiting for? Drive!
01:05:36This is huge! I don't know how to-
01:05:37That's it! The gas!
01:05:48Okay, stop the car. Stop the car. I think we're safe.
01:05:54Seriously?
01:06:00You having a good time down there?
01:06:02My hair is stuck.
01:06:05Okay, okay, I'll stop if I were you later.
01:06:08Before something happens.
01:06:10Is he hard?
01:06:21I'm lying.
01:06:26Car!
01:06:30Gosh, we're gonna be kidding me. Are you serious?
01:06:34You know, I've had some fans pull some pretty crazy stunts before, but...
01:06:38This?
01:06:39Pretty original.
01:06:40I am not one of your crazy fangirls.
01:06:43You jumped into my car, you destroyed my truck, and destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition.
01:06:48Yeah, that's...
01:06:52Unfortunate.
01:06:56Fine. Here.
01:07:01Now it'll cover the shirt, and whatever it costs to fix...
01:07:05This thing.
01:07:06I don't want your stupid autographs!
01:07:09You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like.
01:07:12A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
01:07:15Now leave me alone.
01:07:22Spoiled Hollywood asshole.
01:07:24Huh?
01:07:28It's a strong opinion for a theater nerd.
01:07:37Stevie St. James?
01:07:39I mean, come on, are you doing Fright and Prejudice?
01:07:41Boring!
01:07:43You know what?
01:07:44Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams.
01:07:47Yeah?
01:07:49I'm gonna act in Hollywood too one day.
01:07:52You're not missing out on much, Toots.
01:07:54It's not what you think it is.
01:07:55You know what? You can save your jaded, broken, bad boy act for someone who actually cares.
01:07:59Acting is my dream.
01:08:03And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream.
01:08:07Not that someone like you would ever understand.
01:08:10Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition, and I'm gonna be late.
01:08:19I can close my own door.
01:08:21Like so.
01:08:26Audition, huh?
01:08:29I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie.
01:08:32You were made for the lead role.
01:08:34Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year.
01:08:38Girls, this is the last year, and it's gonna be the best year.
01:08:42Well, since Stevie is a no-show, this concludes our auditions for this year's school play.
01:08:50Wait!
01:08:52I'm here.
01:09:05All right, farm girl. Let's see what you got.
01:09:09All righty, Stevie. You made it.
01:09:11You can start whenever you're ready.
01:09:14Mr. Darcy, from the moment that I met you, your manners told me that you are arrogant, selfish, and conceited.
01:09:24She's... not bad.
01:09:26So my answer is no. You're the last man in the world who...
01:09:31Wait, where's my partner, Jameson?
01:09:36He's supposed to come in here.
01:09:38Oh no, Stevie! Did your acting partner ditch you?
01:09:42I don't blame him. This is a train wreck.
01:09:45Yeah, my desk plant has better acting skills.
01:09:48Ooh!
01:09:55Ooh!
01:09:59Dang!
01:10:00Where are we going?
01:10:14What?
01:10:27Lex Hall?
01:10:28Did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
01:10:3191.
01:10:32Right.
01:10:43Wait, this is my first kiss.
01:10:47He did a stage kiss?
01:10:49Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
01:10:52He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
01:10:56With Stevie?
01:10:56I thought Lex quit acting.
01:10:59Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
01:11:01Allow me to speak but a few words.
01:11:04My dearest.
01:11:06The loveliest Elizabeth.
01:11:08Lex, what are you doing here?
01:11:10You don't even know the lines.
01:11:12I heard them earlier.
01:11:18He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
01:11:22No.
01:11:24Oh, I leave.
01:11:28I've been a selfish man all my life.
01:11:30Such it was from eight to eighteen and such it still might be.
01:11:33Not for you, Elizabeth.
01:11:36By you, I was properly humbled.
01:11:39And if your feelings for me are still what they were the last we spoke, tell me at once.
01:11:43But otherwise,
01:11:46will you do me the greatest pleasure
01:11:49of having you?
01:11:59Bravo!
01:12:01Bravo!
01:12:02Bravo!
01:12:04Beautiful chemistry.
01:12:06The lead roles are yours, provided both of you agree to do the play.
01:12:11Yes!
01:12:13Yes, thank you, Mr. Hamlin.
01:12:15We won't let you down.
01:12:16Alrighty.
01:12:17Now, the auditions are over.
01:12:21But Mr. Hamlin!
01:12:24This isn't over, you slimy barn snake.
01:12:27That lead role is mine.
01:12:30And so is Lex.
01:12:32Let's go.
01:12:39Well, that was fun.
01:12:41Good luck.
01:12:42Wait, you're leaving?
01:12:46Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
01:12:49Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
01:12:53Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
01:12:56Tough luck.
01:12:57Maybe next time.
01:12:59There won't be a next time, Lex.
01:13:03Not for someone like me.
01:13:05Look,
01:13:06my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
01:13:09And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
01:13:12me on stage.
01:13:15She, uh,
01:13:17she never got the chance to.
01:13:20So just for once,
01:13:23I want to know what it feels like to really act.
01:13:31All right.
01:13:33Stevie St. James,
01:13:35let's say I do agree to act with you.
01:13:42What do I get out of it?
01:13:50I have a spare bedroom.
01:13:54What?
01:13:55Um,
01:13:56you're staying at the Plaza Hotel,
01:13:58right?
01:14:00I saw how crazy your fans are.
01:14:02They'll chew you up when you get back there.
01:14:04So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
01:14:08Well,
01:14:09that's what you wanted,
01:14:10right?
01:14:11Mr.
01:14:12I just want a normal life.
01:14:20Okay,
01:14:20fuck it.
01:14:23You got yourself a deal,
01:14:24farm girl.
01:14:27So you're the farm.
01:14:47You weren't kidding me since I was a bit of a fixer-upper.
01:14:49Oh,
01:14:50I'm sorry.
01:14:50Is this farm too normal for you,
01:14:52Lexall?
01:14:53He's the hottest Hollywood star in the world.
01:14:55Did you just call me hot,
01:14:57St.
01:14:57James?
01:14:58What?
01:14:59No,
01:15:00in your dreams.
01:15:01You know,
01:15:02you are irritatingly full of yourself.
01:15:05I prefer the word confident.
01:15:09Speaking of,
01:15:12you were an action Hollywood,
01:15:13St.
01:15:13James.
01:15:18You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
01:15:22I'm...
01:15:27Stevie,
01:15:28honey.
01:15:29Mom,
01:15:30Dad,
01:15:31um,
01:15:32this is my friend that I said was going to be staying with us.
01:15:35I'm Lex.
01:15:36I'm sorry.
01:15:37I don't mean to intrude.
01:15:38Stevie's friends are always welcome here.
01:15:41So,
01:15:42she told us that you're her acting partner.
01:15:46And with such a talented actor's help,
01:15:48our baby girl's going to be a star.
01:15:50Oh,
01:15:51Dad,
01:15:51stop.
01:15:52Okay,
01:15:53kids,
01:15:54dinner's almost ready.
01:15:55Why don't you show Lex's room?
01:15:56Great idea.
01:15:58Hey,
01:15:58I hope you like venison.
01:16:01Wow,
01:16:02that was embarrassing.
01:16:04No,
01:16:04it was cute.
01:16:06Do you tell how much they care?
01:16:08Not everyone has that.
01:16:13Anyways,
01:16:15I'm going to go find out what venison is.
01:16:17Uh,
01:16:18that's not a good idea,
01:16:19Lex.
01:16:19I don't,
01:16:19I don't think you really want to know.
01:16:20Oh,
01:16:21your dad's cooking.
01:16:28Lex Hall's an asshole,
01:16:30but why do I find him so hot?
01:16:32And will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you?
01:16:40Stop it,
01:16:41Stevie.
01:16:42He's literally a Hollywood actor.
01:16:44He's just acting.
01:16:46You need to stop thinking about him.
01:16:47He's a star.
01:16:49And you're just you.
01:16:51Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
01:16:58Well,
01:16:58good morning to you too.
01:17:00Oh my God.
01:17:14Well,
01:17:14that is just.
01:17:16Say another word.
01:17:18What are you doing in my barn naked?
01:17:20Well,
01:17:21I was trying to take a shower.
01:17:22And then the thing,
01:17:23broke.
01:17:24But as my generous hostess,
01:17:27I assume you can fix it for me.
01:17:41What are you doing,
01:17:42St.
01:17:42James?
01:17:43Definitely not what you think I'm doing.
01:17:45More pipes in there.
01:17:51You sure you know how to fix this?
01:17:53Uh-huh.
01:17:54Newsflash,
01:17:54your highness,
01:17:55real people like me actually grew up learning real life skills while you were busy having tea and cake with
01:18:00celebrities.
01:18:01You seem to think movie stars' lives are all fun and games.
01:18:03Oh,
01:18:04yeah.
01:18:04Because all the fans that love you and the galas and traveling around the world.
01:18:09It's so horrible.
01:18:11Are you sure you don't want any help?
01:18:13You sure you don't want any help?
01:18:13No,
01:18:13you've done enough.
01:18:15The last thing I need is your help.
01:18:20Shit.
01:18:21I can't actually be stuck like this with my ass pointed at...
01:18:27You've got a real talent for getting yourself in compromising positions.
01:18:32Don't you, farm girl?
01:18:36Lex,
01:18:37I'm gonna suck, okay?
01:18:38Just pull me out.
01:18:40Oh?
01:18:42I thought you didn't want my help.
01:18:44Lex,
01:18:44this isn't funny, okay?
01:18:46Help me.
01:18:51Stay, honey?
01:18:52Are you in the barn?
01:18:57Yeah, mom, I'm just...
01:18:59Oh.
01:19:03I'm fixing the water pipe.
01:19:07Okay, do you want some help?
01:19:08No, I'm about to be done.
01:19:11Oh, okay.
01:19:12Breakfast is ready.
01:19:13Okay, I'm coming.
01:19:14I'm coming.
01:19:24Hey.
01:19:31Where is this stupid wrench?
01:19:37That's not a wrench.
01:19:38What?
01:19:45I am so sorry.
01:19:48It's okay.
01:19:55Okay,
01:19:56I'm gonna go dig a hole
01:19:58and dive in.
01:19:59Hold up.
01:20:02Someone owes me an apology.
01:20:04Miss
01:20:06real-life
01:20:07skills.
01:20:09You know,
01:20:09I'm starting to think
01:20:10you only brought me
01:20:11on this farm
01:20:11to screw with me.
01:20:13St. James?
01:20:19Lexington!
01:20:21Oh, God.
01:20:22What's my mom doing back?
01:20:24Lexington?
01:20:24No.
01:20:26That's my mom.
01:20:33Lexington?
01:20:34Did you think you could run away
01:20:35without me knowing?
01:20:37Lexington!
01:20:38Oh!
01:20:38Oh!
01:20:39What are you doing
01:20:40in a full-gone barn
01:20:42like this
01:20:43and without a shirt?
01:20:44I've decided to spend
01:20:45some time on a farm.
01:20:46Mom,
01:20:47you didn't have to break an enter.
01:20:48Well, apparently,
01:20:49I did have to,
01:20:50Lexington.
01:20:50Your reputation
01:20:52is in the gutter
01:20:53and now I find you
01:20:54living on some dirty farm.
01:20:56You don't belong here, Lex,
01:20:58or with whatever redneck
01:20:59lives here.
01:21:04Is there someone
01:21:05in there with you?
01:21:07Lexington,
01:21:08that's it.
01:21:08I'm coming in now.
01:21:18Mom,
01:21:18I'm naked
01:21:19and I'm hard.
01:21:22Lexington,
01:21:23you put that towel
01:21:25on right now.
01:21:26No.
01:21:27Not until you get in your car
01:21:28and you drive away.
01:21:29I'm not a kid anymore
01:21:31and I've told you
01:21:32I'm quitting Hollywood.
01:21:33You are not quitting.
01:21:36You're just having
01:21:37a temper tantrum.
01:21:38I know you.
01:21:39I'm your mother
01:21:40and your agent
01:21:41and in fact,
01:21:43I might remind you
01:21:45that all of these contracts
01:21:46bear your signature.
01:21:48So if you don't come back
01:21:49to L.A.,
01:21:50you're going to court.
01:21:53Can you just stop
01:21:54ruining my life
01:21:55for two seconds
01:21:55and let me be free
01:21:57for once?
01:21:58You know,
01:21:59freedom is a luxury
01:22:00that a movie star
01:22:01like you doesn't get to have.
01:22:03And so is a scandal,
01:22:04so I better not catch you
01:22:06getting into any trouble.
01:22:07And if I find out
01:22:08that you are messing around
01:22:09with some gold-digging farm girl,
01:22:12not only will I ruin your life,
01:22:14I'll ruin hers.
01:22:23Okay, you can turn around now.
01:22:28Sorry.
01:22:34Bad day, huh?
01:22:37Good days, bad days.
01:22:40Harold's days.
01:22:42Well, the endless bullshit
01:22:44and boots won't eat.
01:22:46Surprised you paid
01:22:46for me in the perfect
01:22:47club's hall.
01:22:49You're really not,
01:22:50you know?
01:22:51Perfect.
01:22:52I mean,
01:22:54first of all,
01:22:54you are majorly entitled.
01:22:57You're cocky,
01:22:58incredibly reckless.
01:22:59You think?
01:23:00For the pep talk.
01:23:01But it doesn't make you bad.
01:23:05It just makes you normal.
01:23:18You know there are copies
01:23:19of that, right?
01:23:21It's okay to want things.
01:23:23To forget what your mom wants
01:23:24and what the fans want.
01:23:27It's hard to explain,
01:23:29but somehow,
01:23:29when I'm only with her,
01:23:31it doesn't feel so bad
01:23:32to be just like tall.
01:23:36What do you want, Lexal?
01:23:39What do I want?
01:24:03And the award for best youth actor
01:24:06goes to...
01:24:08Lexington Hall.
01:24:09What do I want?
01:24:21Ever since my first film
01:24:22of the age of three,
01:24:23I've drafted this day.
01:24:24The day that I finally turn 18.
01:24:27And so do my sweet mother
01:24:28here in the crowd.
01:24:29And to Hollywood
01:24:30and everyone watching at home.
01:24:33I have just one thing
01:24:34to say to all of you.
01:24:36Fuck!
01:24:37You!
01:24:38You!
01:24:44At the camera!
01:24:46Fuck all of you!
01:24:48Fuck this disgusting industry!
01:24:50I'm never acting again!
01:24:58I spoiled Hollywood asking.
01:25:07Dad, I've got the school play audition.
01:25:09I gotta go.
01:25:09Oh, uh, break your legs, honey.
01:25:12It's break a leg, but thank you.
01:25:20Oh my god, I can't believe we're gonna be classmates with the Lex Hall, the hottest guy from Hollywood.
01:25:27Oh my god, I could literally die.
01:25:29Do you think you'll sign my boo?
01:25:32Oh my god, there he is.
01:25:44So go let's swing it.
01:25:58Is that Lex Hall?
01:26:23No, no, no, I can't let the whole school see me like this.
01:26:31Hey, we really don't have time for this right now.
01:26:33What are you waiting for?
01:26:33Drive!
01:26:35She's huge!
01:26:36I don't know how to...
01:26:37Let's hit the gas!
01:26:47Okay, stop the car, stop the car.
01:26:49I think we're safe.
01:26:53Seriously?
01:26:59You having a good time down there?
01:27:00My hair is stuck.
01:27:04Okay, okay, stop.
01:27:05Fire you and I...
01:27:07Force a loon out.
01:27:09Is he...
01:27:10hard?
01:27:21I'm lying.
01:27:24What the hell is he?
01:27:25Car!
01:27:28Oh, God, you better be kidding me.
01:27:31Are you serious?
01:27:33You know, I've had some fans pull some pretty crazy stunts before, but...
01:27:37This?
01:27:38Pretty original.
01:27:39I am not one of your crazy fangirls.
01:27:42You jumped into my car, you destroyed my truck, and destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition.
01:27:49Yeah, that's...
01:27:51Unfortunate.
01:27:56Fine.
01:27:57Here.
01:28:00That'll cover the shirt, and whatever it costs to fix...
01:28:04This thing.
01:28:05I don't want your stupid autographs!
01:28:08You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like.
01:28:11A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
01:28:14Now leave me alone.
01:28:22Spoiled Hollywood asshole.
01:28:23Huh?
01:28:27It's a strong opinion, clear for you, you can hear it.
01:28:36Stevie St. James?
01:28:38I think I'm what?
01:28:38You're doing Fright and Prejudice?
01:28:40Boring!
01:28:42You know what?
01:28:43Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams.
01:28:46Yeah?
01:28:48I'm gonna act in Hollywood too one day.
01:28:51You're not missing out on much, toots.
01:28:53That's not what you think it is.
01:28:54You know what?
01:28:54You can save your jaded, broken, bad boy act for someone who actually cares.
01:28:58Acting is my dream.
01:29:02And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream.
01:29:06Not that someone like you would ever understand.
01:29:09Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition, and I'm gonna be late.
01:29:17I can close my own door.
01:29:19I can close my own door.
01:29:20Like so.
01:29:25Audition, huh?
01:29:28I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie.
01:29:31You were made for the lead role.
01:29:33Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year.
01:29:37Girls, this is the last year, and it's gonna be the best year.
01:29:40Well...
01:29:42Well...
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