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Hollywood’s biggest star, Lexington Hall, walks away from fame to live a normal life in Maple Creek. 🎬 There, he meets Stevie, a country girl with big acting dreams, and their chemistry quickly turns into true love. ❤️ But when his ruthless mother threatens Stevie’s future and home, Lexington breaks her heart to protect her. Now he’s back with a fake-dating proposal that reignites their passion. Can love survive a second time in Hollywood’s spotlight? ✨
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Hollywood’s biggest star, Lexington Hall, walks away from fame to live a normal life in Maple Creek. 🎬 There, he meets Stevie, a country girl with big acting dreams, and their chemistry quickly turns into true love. ❤️ But when his ruthless mother threatens Stevie’s future and home, Lexington breaks her heart to protect her. Now he’s back with a fake-dating proposal that reignites their passion. Can love survive a second time in Hollywood’s spotlight? ✨
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00:00:07And the award for Best Youth Actor goes to...
00:00:12Lexington Hall!
00:00:25Ever since my first film of the age of three, I've dropped it this day.
00:00:28The day that I finally turned 18.
00:00:31And so do my sweet mother here in the crowd.
00:00:33And to Hollywood and everyone watching at home.
00:00:37I have just one thing to say to all of you.
00:00:41Fuck you!
00:00:48Out the camera!
00:00:50Fuck all of you!
00:00:52Fuck this disgusting industry!
00:00:54I'm never acting again!
00:00:57Woo!
00:01:02What a spoiled Hollywood ass game.
00:01:11Dad, I've got the school play audition. I gotta go.
00:01:14Break your legs, honey.
00:01:16It's break a leg, but thank you.
00:01:25Oh my god, I can't believe we're going to be classmates with the Lexington Hall.
00:01:29The hottest guy from Hollywood.
00:01:31Oh my god, I could literally die.
00:01:33Do you think you'll sign my boobs?
00:01:36Oh my god, there he is!
00:01:38Oh my god, there he is!
00:01:42Oh my god, there he is!
00:01:45Oh my god, there he is!
00:01:48So, let's free me.
00:01:49No!
00:01:50No!
00:01:54No!
00:01:57No!
00:01:59No!
00:02:02Is that Lex home?
00:02:15My shirt! What the hell?
00:02:22My hair is stuck on his clutch
00:02:25No, no, no, I can't let the whole school see me like this
00:02:35Hey, we really don't have time for this right now
00:02:37What are you waiting for? Drive!
00:02:39She's huge! I don't know how to...
00:02:41Let's hit the gas!
00:02:51Okay, stop the car, stop the car, I think we're safe
00:02:57Seriously?
00:03:03You having a good time down there?
00:03:05My hair is stuck
00:03:08Okay, okay, stop if I were you later
00:03:11Before selling out
00:03:13Is he hard?
00:03:25I'm lying
00:03:29Car!
00:03:32Oh, gosh, you better be kidding me
00:03:34Are you serious?
00:03:37You know, I've had some fans pull some pretty crazy stunts before, but...
00:03:41This?
00:03:42Pretty original
00:03:43I am not one of your crazy fangirls
00:03:46You jumped into my car
00:03:48You destroyed my truck
00:03:49And destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition
00:03:52Yeah, that's unfortunate
00:04:01Fine, here
00:04:04Now it'll cover the shirt and whatever it costs to fix
00:04:08This thing
00:04:10I don't want your stupid autographs
00:04:12You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like
00:04:14A spoiled Hollywood asshole
00:04:18Now leave me alone
00:04:26Spoiled Hollywood asshole
00:04:27Huh?
00:04:31It's a strong opinion for a theater nerd
00:04:40Stevie St. James
00:04:41I mean, come on
00:04:43You're doing Fright and Prejudice?
00:04:45Boring
00:04:45You know what?
00:04:47Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams
00:04:50Yeah?
00:04:52I'm gonna act in Hollywood too one day
00:04:55So you're not missing out on much, toots
00:04:57That's not what you think it is
00:04:58You know what?
00:04:58You can save your jaded, broken, bad boy act for someone who actually cares
00:05:02Acting is my dream
00:05:06And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream
00:05:10Not that someone like you would ever understand
00:05:13Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition and I'm gonna be late
00:05:21I can close my own door
00:05:24Like so
00:05:29Audition, huh?
00:05:33I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie
00:05:34You were made for the lead role
00:05:36Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year
00:05:41Girls, this is the last year
00:05:43And it's gonna be the best year
00:05:46Well, since Stevie is a no-show
00:05:49This concludes our auditions for this year's school play
00:05:54Wait
00:05:55I'm here
00:06:08All right, farm girl
00:06:10Let's see what you got
00:06:12All righty, Stevie
00:06:13You made it
00:06:14You can start whenever you're ready
00:06:18Mr. Darcy
00:06:18From the moment that I met you
00:06:20Your manners showed me that you are arrogant, selfish, and conceited
00:06:26She's
00:06:27Not bad
00:06:29So my answer is no
00:06:31You're the last man in the world who
00:06:35Wait, where's my partner, Jameson?
00:06:39He's supposed to come in here
00:06:41Oh, no, Stevie
00:06:43Did your acting partner ditch you?
00:06:45I don't blame him
00:06:46This is a train wreck
00:06:47Yeah, my desk plant has better acting skills
00:06:52I don't blame him
00:06:56He's supposed to come in here
00:06:59Wait, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:07:14Yay, edgy
00:07:14Yay, edgy
00:07:30Lex Hull, did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:07:3491.
00:07:35Right.
00:07:46Wait, this is my first kiss.
00:07:51He did a stage kiss?
00:07:52Shit, is that Lex fucking Hull?
00:07:55He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:07:59With Stevie?
00:08:00I thought Lex quit acting.
00:08:02Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:08:04Allow me to speak but a few words.
00:08:07My dearest.
00:08:09The loveliest Elizabeth.
00:08:11Lex, what are you doing here?
00:08:13You don't even know the lines.
00:08:15They're with them earlier.
00:08:17Shh.
00:08:21He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:08:25No.
00:08:27Oh, I leave.
00:08:31I've been a selfish man all my life.
00:08:33Such it was from eight to eighteen and such it still might be.
00:08:37Not for you, Elizabeth.
00:08:39By you, I was properly humbled.
00:08:42And if your feelings for me are still with you where the last we spoke, tell me at once.
00:08:47But otherwise,
00:08:49will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:08:52of having you?
00:09:03Bravo!
00:09:04Bravo!
00:09:06Bravo!
00:09:07Beautiful chemistry.
00:09:09The lead roles are yours, provided
00:09:11both of you agree to do the play.
00:09:14Yes!
00:09:16Yes, thank you, Mr. Hamlin.
00:09:18We won't let you down.
00:09:19Alrighty.
00:09:20Now, the auditions are over.
00:09:24But Mr. Hamlin!
00:09:27This isn't over, you slimy barn snake.
00:09:31That lead role is mine.
00:09:33And so is Lex.
00:09:35Let's go.
00:09:42Well, that was fun.
00:09:44Good luck.
00:09:45Wait, you're leaving?
00:09:49Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
00:09:52Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
00:09:56Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
00:09:59Tough luck!
00:10:01Maybe next time.
00:10:02There won't be a next time, Lex!
00:10:06Not for someone like me.
00:10:08Look,
00:10:09my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:10:12And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:10:15me on stage.
00:10:18She, uh,
00:10:20she never got the chance to.
00:10:23So just for once,
00:10:26I want to know what it feels like to really act.
00:10:34All right.
00:10:36Stevie St. James.
00:10:38Let's say I do agree to act with you.
00:10:45What do I get out of it?
00:10:54I have a spare bedroom.
00:10:57What?
00:10:59You're staying at the Plaza Hotel, right?
00:11:03I saw how crazy your fans are.
00:11:05They'll chew you up when you get back there.
00:11:07So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:11:11Well, that's what you wanted, right?
00:11:14Mr.
00:11:15I just want a normal life.
00:11:23Okay, fuck it.
00:11:26You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
00:11:30So you're at the farm.
00:11:36Yes!
00:11:37Oh, my yes!
00:11:50You weren't kidding me, Snow's a bit of a fixer-upper.
00:11:52Oh, I'm sorry.
00:11:53Is this farm too normal for you, Lexall?
00:11:56The hottest Hollywood star in the world.
00:11:58Did you just call me hot, St. James?
00:12:01What?
00:12:02No!
00:12:03In your dreams?
00:12:05You know, you are irritatingly full of yourself.
00:12:08I prefer the word confident.
00:12:12Speaking of, you want to act in Hollywood, St. James.
00:12:21You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
00:12:31Stevie, honey!
00:12:31Oh, Mom!
00:12:33Dad, um, this is my friend that I said was going to be staying with us.
00:12:38I'm Lex.
00:12:39I'm sorry.
00:12:40I don't mean to intrude.
00:12:41Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here.
00:12:45So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:12:49And with such a talented actor's help, our baby girl's going to be a star.
00:12:53Oh, Dad.
00:12:54Stop.
00:12:56Okay, kids.
00:12:57Dinner's almost ready.
00:12:58Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:13:00Great idea.
00:13:01Hey, I hope you like venison.
00:13:05Wow.
00:13:05That was embarrassing.
00:13:07No, it was cute.
00:13:09Do you tell how much they care?
00:13:11No one has that.
00:13:16Anyways.
00:13:18I'm going to go find out what venison is.
00:13:20Uh, that's not a good idea, Lex.
00:13:22I don't think you really want to know.
00:13:23How's your dad's cooking?
00:13:31Lex Hall's an asshole, but why do I find him so hot?
00:13:35And what you do me the greatest pleasure of having you.
00:13:43Stop it, Stevie.
00:13:45He's literally a Hollywood actor.
00:13:47He's just acting.
00:13:49I need to stop thinking about him.
00:13:50He's a star.
00:13:52And you're just you.
00:13:54Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
00:14:01Well, good morning to you, too.
00:14:04Oh, my God.
00:14:17Well, that is just...
00:14:19Don't say another word.
00:14:21What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:14:23Well, I was trying to take a shower.
00:14:25And then the thing broke.
00:14:27But as my generous hostess, I assume you can fix it for me.
00:14:44What are you doing, St. James?
00:14:46Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
00:14:48More pipes in there.
00:14:54You sure you know how to fix this?
00:14:56Uh-huh.
00:14:57Newsflash, your highness.
00:14:58Real people like me actually grew up learning real-life skills while you were busy having tea and cake with
00:15:03celebrities.
00:15:04You seem to think movie stars' lives are all fun and games.
00:15:06Oh, yeah.
00:15:07Because all the fans that love you and the galas and the traveling around the world.
00:15:12It's so horrible.
00:15:14You sure you don't want any help?
00:15:16No, you've done enough.
00:15:17The last thing I need is your help.
00:15:23Shit.
00:15:24I can't actually be stuck like this.
00:15:26With my ass pointed at...
00:15:30You've got a real talent for getting yourself in compromising positions.
00:15:35Don't you, farm girl?
00:15:40Lex, I'm stuck, okay?
00:15:41Just pull me out.
00:15:44Oh?
00:15:45I thought you didn't want my help.
00:15:47Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:15:49Help me.
00:15:54Stay, honey?
00:15:55Are you in the barn?
00:16:00Yeah, Mom, I'm just...
00:16:06I'm fixing the water pipe.
00:16:10Okay, do you want some help?
00:16:12No, I'm about to be done.
00:16:14Oh, okay.
00:16:15Breakfast is ready.
00:16:16Okay.
00:16:17I'm coming.
00:16:21I'm coming.
00:16:27Hey.
00:16:33Where is this stupid wrench?
00:16:39That's not a wrench.
00:16:41What?
00:16:48I am so sorry.
00:16:51It's okay.
00:16:59Okay.
00:16:59I'm going to go dig a hole and dive in there.
00:17:03Hold up.
00:17:05Someone else me an apology.
00:17:09Miss...
00:17:09real life skills.
00:17:12You know, I'm starting to think you only brought me on this farm to screw with me.
00:17:16St. James?
00:17:22Lexington!
00:17:24Lexington?
00:17:24Oh, God.
00:17:25What's my mom doing back?
00:17:27Lexington?
00:17:28No.
00:17:29That's my mom.
00:17:36Lexington?
00:17:37Did you think you could run away without me knowing?
00:17:40Lexington?
00:17:41Oh!
00:17:42Oh!
00:17:42What are you doing in a full, God, barn like this and without a shirt?
00:17:47I've decided to spend some time on a farm.
00:17:49Mom, you didn't have to break an energy.
00:17:51Well, apparently I did have to, Lexington.
00:17:54Your reputation is in the gutter and now I find you living on some dirty farm.
00:17:58Mom, you don't belong here, Lex, or with whatever redneck lives here.
00:18:07Is there someone in there with you?
00:18:10Lexington, that's it.
00:18:11I'm coming in now.
00:18:21Mom, I'm naked and I'm hard.
00:18:26Lexington, you put that towel on right now.
00:18:29No.
00:18:30Not until you get in your car and you drive away.
00:18:32I'm not a kid anymore and I've told you I'm quitting Hollywood.
00:18:36You are not quitting.
00:18:39You're just having a temper tantrum.
00:18:41I know you.
00:18:42I'm your mother and your agent and in fact,
00:18:46I might remind you that all of these contracts bear your signature.
00:18:51So if you don't come back to L.A., you're going to court.
00:18:56Can you just stop hurting my life for two seconds?
00:18:59And let me be free for once.
00:19:01You know, freedom is a luxury that a movie star like you doesn't get to have.
00:19:06And so is a scandal, so I better not catch you getting into any trouble.
00:19:10And if I find out that you are messing around with some gold-digging farm girl,
00:19:15not only will I ruin your life, I'll ruin hers.
00:19:27Okay, you can turn around now.
00:19:31Sorry.
00:19:37Bad day, huh?
00:19:40Good days, bad days.
00:19:43Harold's days.
00:19:45All the endless bullshit in between.
00:19:49I'm surprised you paid for me in the Perfect Glocks Hall.
00:19:52You're really not, you know?
00:19:55Perfect.
00:19:56I mean, first of all, you are majorly entitled.
00:20:00You're cocky, incredibly reckless.
00:20:02You think, for the pep talk.
00:20:04But it doesn't make you bad.
00:20:08It just makes you normal.
00:20:21You know there are copies of that, right?
00:20:24It's okay to want things.
00:20:26To forget what your mom wants and what the fans want.
00:20:30It's hard to explain, but somehow, when I'm only with her, it doesn't feel so bad to be just Lex
00:20:37Hall.
00:20:39What do you want, Lex Hall?
00:20:42What do I want?
00:21:06And the award for Best Youth Actor goes to...
00:21:11Lexington Hall!
00:21:13Lexington Hall!
00:21:24Ever since my first film of the age of three, I've interrupted this day.
00:21:27The day that I finally turned 18, and so to my sweet mother here in the crowd, and to Hollywood,
00:21:33and everyone watching at home.
00:21:36I have just one thing to say to all of you.
00:21:39Fuck you!
00:21:47Out the camera!
00:21:49Fuck all of you!
00:21:51Fuck this disgusting industry!
00:21:53I'm never acting again!
00:22:02I'm a spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:22:09Shoot, Dad, I've got the school play audition.
00:22:12I gotta go.
00:22:12Oh, uh, break your legs, honey.
00:22:15It's break a leg, but thank you.
00:22:24Oh, my God, I can't believe we're going to be classmates with the Lex Hall, the hottest guy from Hollywood.
00:22:30Oh, my God, I could literally die.
00:22:32Do you think you'll sign my boo?
00:22:35Oh, my God.
00:22:36Darius!
00:22:45Darius!
00:22:46So, Paula's screaming.
00:22:52Darius!
00:22:53Darius!
00:22:55Darius!
00:22:57Darius!
00:23:00Darius!
00:23:01Is that Lex Hall?
00:23:21my hair is stuck on his clutch
00:23:24no no no i can't let the whole school see me like this
00:23:33hey we really don't have time for this right now what are you waiting for drive
00:23:38this is huge i don't know how to hit the gas
00:23:50okay stop the car stop the car i think we're safe
00:23:56seriously
00:24:02having a good time down there my hair is stuck
00:24:07okay okay i'd stop if i were you later
00:24:10or something else
00:24:11is he hard
00:24:23i'm lying
00:24:28car
00:24:32oh god you better be kidding me are you serious
00:24:36you know i've had some fans pull some pretty crazy stunts before but
00:24:40this is pretty original i am not one of your crazy fan girls you jumped into my car you destroyed
00:24:47my truck and destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition
00:24:50yeah that's
00:24:53unfortunate
00:25:01and i'll cover the shirt and whatever it costs to fix
00:25:07this thing
00:25:08i don't want your stupid autographs you know you're exactly what i imagine you'd be like
00:25:13a spoiled hollywood asshole
00:25:25huh
00:25:30it's a strong opinion for a theater nerd
00:26:00stevie
00:26:02the audition is my dream
00:26:05and i promised someone i would never give up on that dream
00:26:09not that someone like you would ever understand
00:26:12now if you'll excuse me i have an audition and i'm gonna be late
00:26:21i can close my own door
00:26:23like so
00:26:28audition huh
00:26:31i don't know why you had to audition natalie
00:26:33you were made for the lead role
00:26:35yeah you've been like the theater queen since freshman year
00:26:39girls
00:26:40this is the last year
00:26:42and it's gonna be the best year
00:26:44well
00:26:45since stevie
00:26:46is a no show
00:26:48this concludes our auditions for this year's school play
00:26:53wait
00:26:54i'm here
00:27:07all right farm girl let's see what you got
00:27:11all righty stevie
00:27:12you made it
00:27:13you can start whenever you're ready
00:27:17mr darcy
00:27:17from the moment that i met you
00:27:19your manners told me that you are arrogant
00:27:22selfish
00:27:23and conceited
00:27:25she's
00:27:26not bad
00:27:28so my answer is no
00:27:29you're the last man in the world who
00:27:33wait
00:27:34where's my partner jameson
00:27:38he's supposed to come in here
00:27:40oh no stevie
00:27:42did your acting partner ditch you
00:27:44i don't blame him
00:27:45this is a train wreck
00:27:46yeah my desk plant
00:27:48has better acting skills
00:27:51oh
00:27:57oh
00:27:57oh
00:27:59oh
00:27:59oh
00:27:59oh
00:27:59oh
00:27:59oh
00:28:00oh
00:28:02Dave!
00:28:02Dave!
00:28:29Lex Hall.
00:28:30Did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:28:3391.
00:28:34Right.
00:28:45Wait, this is my first kiss.
00:28:49He did a stage kiss?
00:28:51Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
00:28:54He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:28:58With Stevie?
00:28:58I thought Lex quit acting.
00:29:01Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:29:03Allow me to speak but a few words.
00:29:06My dearest and loveliest Elizabeth.
00:29:10Lex, what are you doing here?
00:29:12You don't even know the lines.
00:29:13They're with him earlier.
00:29:20He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:29:29I've been a selfish man all my life.
00:29:32Such it was from eight to eighteen and such it still might be.
00:29:36Now for you, Elizabeth, by you I was properly humbled.
00:29:41And if your feelings for me are still with you where the last we spoke, tell me at once.
00:29:46But otherwise,
00:29:48will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you?
00:30:01Bravo!
00:30:03Bravo!
00:30:04Bravo!
00:30:05Bravo!
00:30:06Beautiful chemistry.
00:30:08The lead roles are yours provided both of you agree to do the play.
00:30:12Yes!
00:30:15Yes, thank you, Mr. Hamlin.
00:30:17We won't let you down.
00:30:18Alrighty.
00:30:19Now the auditions are over.
00:30:22But Mr. Hamlin!
00:30:26This isn't over, you slimy barn snake.
00:30:30That lead role is mine.
00:30:32And so is Lex.
00:30:34Let's go.
00:30:41Well, that was fun.
00:30:43Good luck.
00:30:44Wait, you're leaving?
00:30:48Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
00:30:51Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
00:30:55Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
00:30:58Tough luck!
00:30:59Maybe next time.
00:31:01There won't be a next time, Lex!
00:31:05Not for someone like me.
00:31:08Look, my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:31:11And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:31:14me on stage.
00:31:17She, uh, she never got the chance to.
00:31:22So just for once, I want to know what it feels like to really act.
00:31:33All right.
00:31:35Stevie St. James.
00:31:37Let's say I do agree to act with you.
00:31:44What do I get out of it?
00:31:52I have a spare bedroom.
00:31:56What?
00:31:57Um, you're staying at the Plaza Hotel, right?
00:32:02I saw how crazy your fans are.
00:32:04They'll chew you up when you get back there.
00:32:06So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:32:10Well, that's what you wanted, right?
00:32:14Mister, I just want a normal life.
00:32:22Okay, fuck it.
00:32:25You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
00:32:29So you're the farm.
00:32:35Yes!
00:32:36Oh, yes!
00:32:49You weren't kidding me since I was a bit of a fixer-upper.
00:32:51Oh, I'm sorry.
00:32:52Is this farm too normal for you, Lexall?
00:32:55The hottest Hollywood star in the world.
00:32:57Did you just call me hot, St. James?
00:33:00What?
00:33:01No!
00:33:02In your dreams.
00:33:04You know, you are irritatingly full of yourself.
00:33:07I prefer the word confident.
00:33:11Speaking of.
00:33:14You don't want to act in Hollywood, St. James.
00:33:20You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
00:33:29Stevie, honey!
00:33:31Mom! Dad!
00:33:33This is my friend that I said was gonna be staying with us.
00:33:37I'm Lex.
00:33:38I'm sorry, I don't mean to intrude.
00:33:40Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here!
00:33:44So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:33:48And with such a talented actor's help, our baby girl's gonna be a star.
00:33:52Oh, Dad! Stop!
00:33:54Okay, kids.
00:33:56Dinner's almost ready. Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:33:58Oh, great idea.
00:33:59Hey, I hope you like venison.
00:34:03Wow, that was embarrassing.
00:34:06No, it was cute.
00:34:08Do you know how much they care?
00:34:10No one has that.
00:34:14Anyways.
00:34:17I'm gonna go find out what venison is.
00:34:19Uh, that's not a good idea, Lex. I don't- I don't think you really wanna know!
00:34:22How's your dad's cooking?
00:34:30Lex Hall's an asshole, but why do I find him so hot?
00:34:34Will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you?
00:34:42Stop it, Stevie.
00:34:43He's literally a Hollywood actor.
00:34:46He's just acting.
00:34:48You need to stop thinking about him.
00:34:49He's a star, and you're just you.
00:34:53Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
00:35:00Well, good morning to you, too.
00:35:02Oh, my God.
00:35:13Well, that is just-
00:35:18Don't say another word.
00:35:20What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:35:22Well, I was trying to take a shower, and then the thing broke.
00:35:26But as my generous hostess, I assume you can fix it for me.
00:35:43What are you doing, St. James?
00:35:45Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
00:35:48More pipes in there.
00:35:53You sure you know how to fix this?
00:35:56Newsflash, your highness.
00:35:57Real people like me actually grew up learning real life skills
00:36:00while you were busy having tea and cake with celebrities.
00:36:03You seem to think movie stars' lives are all fun and games.
00:36:05Oh, yeah.
00:36:06Because all the fans that love you, and the galas,
00:36:09and traveling around the world.
00:36:11It's so horrible.
00:36:13You sure you don't want any help?
00:36:15No, you've done enough.
00:36:17The last thing I need is your help.
00:36:21Shit.
00:36:23I can't actually be stuck like this, with my ass pointed at-
00:36:29You've got a real talent for getting yourself in compromising positions.
00:36:34Don't you, farm girl?
00:36:38Lex, I'm stuck, okay?
00:36:40Just pull me out.
00:36:43Oh?
00:36:44I thought you didn't want my help.
00:36:46Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:36:48Help me.
00:36:53Sting, honey?
00:36:54Are you in the barn?
00:36:59Yeah, mom, I'm just-
00:37:01Oh.
00:37:05I'm fixing the water pipe.
00:37:09Okay, do you want some help?
00:37:10No, I'm about to be done.
00:37:13Oh, okay.
00:37:14Breakfast is ready.
00:37:15Okay, I'm coming.
00:37:26Hey.
00:37:32Where is this stupid wrench?
00:37:38That's not a wrench.
00:37:40What?
00:37:47I am so sorry.
00:37:50It's okay.
00:37:57Okay.
00:37:58I'm gonna go dig a hole and dive neck.
00:38:02Hold up.
00:38:04Someone owes me an apology.
00:38:07Miss.
00:38:08Real life skills.
00:38:11You know, I'm starting to think,
00:38:12you only brought me on this farm to screw with me.
00:38:15St. James?
00:38:21Lexington!
00:38:23Oh, God.
00:38:24What's my mom doing back?
00:38:26Lexington?
00:38:27No.
00:38:28That's my mom.
00:38:35Lexington?
00:38:36Did you think you could run away without me knowing?
00:38:39Lexington?
00:38:40Oh.
00:38:40Oh.
00:38:41What are you doing in a-
00:38:43Oh, God.
00:38:44Barn like this?
00:38:45And without a shirt?
00:38:46I've decided to spend some time on a farm.
00:38:48Mom, you didn't have to break an enter-
00:38:50Well, apparently I did have to, Lexington.
00:38:53Your reputation is in the gutter,
00:38:55and now I find you living on some dirty farm.
00:38:58You don't belong here, Lex.
00:39:00Or with whatever redneck lives here.
00:39:06Is there someone in there with you?
00:39:09Lexington?
00:39:10That's it, I'm coming in now.
00:39:20Mom, I'm naked, and I'm hard.
00:39:25Lexington, you put that towel on right now.
00:39:27No.
00:39:28No.
00:39:29Not until you get in your car and you drive away.
00:39:32I'm not a kid anymore, and I've told you,
00:39:34I'm quitting Hollywood.
00:39:35You are not quitting.
00:39:38You're just having a temper tantrum.
00:39:40I know you.
00:39:41I'm your mother and your agent, and in fact,
00:39:45I might remind you that all of these contracts bear your signature.
00:39:50So if you don't come back to L.A., you're going to court.
00:39:55Can you just stop hurting my life for two seconds?
00:39:58And let me be free for once.
00:40:00You know, freedom is a luxury that a movie star like you doesn't get to have.
00:40:05And so is a scandal, so I better not catch you getting into any trouble.
00:40:09And if I find out that you are messing around with some gold-digging farm girl,
00:40:14not only will I ruin your life, I'll ruin hers.
00:40:20No.
00:40:25Okay, you can turn around now.
00:40:30Sorry.
00:40:36Bad day, huh?
00:40:39Good days, bad days.
00:40:42Harold's days.
00:40:44All the endless bullshit in between.
00:40:46I mean, I'm surprised you paid for me in the perfect club's hall.
00:40:51You're really not, you know?
00:40:54Perfect.
00:40:54I mean, first of all, you are majorly entitled.
00:40:59You're cocky, incredibly reckless.
00:41:01You think for the pep talk?
00:41:03But it doesn't make you bad.
00:41:07It just makes you normal.
00:41:20You know there are copies of that, right?
00:41:23It's okay to want things.
00:41:25To forget what your mom wants and what the fans want.
00:41:29It's hard to explain, but somehow when I'm only with her,
00:41:33it doesn't feel so bad to be just Lex Hall.
00:41:38What do you want, Lex Hall?
00:41:41What do I want?
00:42:05And the award for best youth actor goes to...
00:42:09Lexington Hall!
00:42:11What?
00:42:23Ever since my first film of the age of three, I've drafted this day.
00:42:26The day that I finally turned 18.
00:42:29And so to my sweet mother here in the crowd.
00:42:31And to Hollywood and everyone watching at home.
00:42:35I have just one thing to say to all of you.
00:42:39Fuck you!
00:42:41Ha ha!
00:42:42Ha!
00:42:44Ha!
00:42:44Ha ha ha!
00:42:47Out the camera!
00:42:48Fuck all of you!
00:42:50Fuck this disgusting industry!
00:42:52I'm never acting again!
00:43:00I spoiled Hollywood ass.
00:43:08Dad, I've got the school play audition.
00:43:10I gotta go.
00:43:11Oh, uh...
00:43:12Break your legs, honey.
00:43:14It's break a leg, but thank you.
00:43:23Oh my God!
00:43:23I can't believe we're gonna be classmates with the Lex Hall!
00:43:27The hottest guy from Hollywood!
00:43:29Oh my God, I could literally die.
00:43:30Do you think you'll sign my boo?
00:43:34Oh my God!
00:43:35Serious!
00:43:36No!
00:43:43No!
00:43:46No!
00:43:49No!
00:43:52No!
00:43:54No!
00:43:55No!
00:44:00What the hell?
00:44:12Home
00:44:20My hair stuck on his clutch. Oh, no, no, I can't let the whole school see me like this
00:44:33Hey, we really don't have time for this right now. What are you waiting for? Drive
00:44:39Okay, stop the car stop the car I think we're safe
00:44:55Seriously
00:45:01You having a good time down there? My hair is stuck
00:45:06Okay, yeah, stop if I were you, let me pour something out
00:45:11Is he hard?
00:45:22I'm lying
00:45:27Car!
00:45:30Oh, gosh, you're in the beginning
00:45:33Are you serious?
00:45:35You know, I've had some fans pull some pretty crazy stunts before but
00:45:39This pretty original
00:45:41I am not one of your crazy fangirls
00:45:44You jumped into my car you destroyed my truck and destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition
00:45:50Yeah, that's unfortunate
00:45:59Fine, here
00:46:02That'll cover the shirt and whatever it costs to fix
00:46:06This thing
00:46:07I don't want your stupid autographs
00:46:10You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like
00:46:13A spoiled hollywood asshole
00:46:16Now leave me alone
00:46:23Spoiled hollywood asshole, huh?
00:46:29It's a strong opinion clear for you if you're married
00:46:38Stevie St. James?
00:46:40I mean, come on, you're doing Fright and Prejudice?
00:46:43Boring
00:46:44You know what?
00:46:45Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams
00:46:48Yeah
00:46:50I'm gonna act in Hollywood too one day
00:46:53You're not missing out on much toots
00:46:54It's not what you think it is
00:46:56You know what?
00:46:56You can save your jaded broken bad boy act for someone who actually cares
00:47:00Acting is my dream
00:47:04And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream
00:47:08Not that someone like you would ever understand
00:47:11Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition and I'm gonna be late
00:47:19I can close my own door
00:47:22Like so
00:47:27Audition, huh?
00:47:30I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie
00:47:32You were made for the lead role
00:47:34Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year
00:47:39Girls, this is the last year and it's gonna be the best year
00:47:43Well, since Stevie is a no-show, this concludes our auditions for this year's school play
00:47:52Wait
00:47:52Wait!
00:47:53I'm here
00:48:06All right, farm girl, let's see what you got
00:48:10All righty Stevie, you made it
00:48:13You can start whenever you're ready
00:48:16Mr. Darcy, from the moment that I met you
00:48:18Your manners showed me that you are arrogant, selfish, and conceited
00:48:24She's not bad
00:48:27So my answer is no
00:48:29You're the last man in the world who
00:48:33Wait, where's my partner Jameson?
00:48:37He's supposed to come in here
00:48:39Oh no, Stevie, did your acting partner ditch you?
00:48:43I don't blame him, this is a train wreck
00:48:45Yeah, my desk plant has better acting skills
00:48:56Yay!
00:48:57Ew!
00:48:58Ew!
00:49:01Hey!
00:49:02Wait, wait, wait.
00:49:28Lex Hall?
00:49:30Did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:49:3291.
00:49:33Right.
00:49:44Wait, this is my first kiss.
00:49:48He did a stage kiss?
00:49:50Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
00:49:53He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:49:57With Stevie?
00:49:58I thought Lex quit acting.
00:50:00Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:50:02Allow me to speak but a few words.
00:50:05My dearest.
00:50:07The loveliest Elizabeth.
00:50:09Lex, what are you doing here?
00:50:11You don't even know the lines.
00:50:13I heard them earlier.
00:50:19He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:50:23No.
00:50:25Oh, my lady.
00:50:29I've been a selfish man all my life.
00:50:31Such it was from eight to eighteen and such it still might be.
00:50:34If not for you, Elizabeth.
00:50:37By you, I was properly humbled.
00:50:40And if your feelings for me are still what they were the last we spoke, tell me at once.
00:50:43Yes.
00:50:44But otherwise,
00:50:47will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:50:50of having you.
00:51:00Bravo!
00:51:02Bravo!
00:51:03Bravo!
00:51:06Beautiful chemistry.
00:51:07The lead roles are yours provided both of you agree to do the play.
00:51:12Yes!
00:51:14Yes, thank you, Mr. Hamlin.
00:51:16We won't let you down.
00:51:17Alrighty.
00:51:18Now the auditions are over.
00:51:22But Mr. Hamlin!
00:51:25This isn't over, you slimy barn snake.
00:51:29That lead role is mine.
00:51:31And so is Lex.
00:51:33Let's go.
00:51:40Well, that was fun.
00:51:42Good luck.
00:51:43Wait, you're leaving?
00:51:47Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
00:51:50Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
00:51:54Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
00:51:57Tough luck!
00:51:58Maybe next time.
00:52:00There won't be a next time, Lex!
00:52:04Not for someone like me.
00:52:06Look,
00:52:07my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:52:10And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:52:13me on stage.
00:52:18She, uh...
00:52:18She never got the chance to.
00:52:21So just for once,
00:52:24I want to know what it feels like to really act.
00:52:32Alright.
00:52:34Stevie St. James.
00:52:36Let's say I do agree to act with you.
00:52:43What do I get out of it?
00:52:51I have a spare bedroom.
00:52:55What?
00:52:57Um...
00:52:57You're staying at the Plaza Hotel, right?
00:53:01I saw how crazy your fans are.
00:53:03They'll chew you up when you get back there.
00:53:05So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:53:09Well, that's what you wanted.
00:53:11Right?
00:53:12Mister...
00:53:13I just want a normal life.
00:53:21Okay, fuck it.
00:53:24You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
00:53:28See you at the farm.
00:53:34Yes!
00:53:35Mmm, yes!
00:53:48You weren't kidding me since I was a bit of a fixer-upper.
00:53:50Oh, I'm sorry.
00:53:51Is this farm too normal for you, Lexall?
00:53:54The hottest Hollywood star in the world.
00:53:56Did you just call me hot, St. James?
00:53:59What?
00:54:01No! In your dreams!
00:54:02You know, you are irritatingly full of yourself.
00:54:05I prefer the word confident.
00:54:11Speaking of...
00:54:13You want an action Hollywood soon, Jane?
00:54:19You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
00:54:28Stevie, honey!
00:54:30Mom!
00:54:31Dad, this is my friend that I said was going to be staying with us.
00:54:36I'm Lex. I'm sorry. I don't mean to intrude.
00:54:39Stevie's friends are always welcome here.
00:54:43So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:54:47And with such a talented actor's help, our baby girl's going to be a star.
00:54:51Oh, Dad! Stop!
00:54:53Okay, kids.
00:54:55Dinner's almost ready. Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:54:58Great idea.
00:54:58Hey, I hope you like venison.
00:55:02Wow.
00:55:03That was embarrassing.
00:55:05No, it was cute.
00:55:07You can tell how much they care.
00:55:09Why no one has that.
00:55:14Anyways.
00:55:16I'm gonna go find out what venison is.
00:55:18Uh, that's not a good idea, Lex. I don't think you really wanna know!
00:55:21How's your dad's cooking?
00:55:29Lex Hall's an asshole.
00:55:31But why do I find him so hot?
00:55:33Will you do me the greatest pleasure?
00:55:35Of having you.
00:55:41Stop it, Stevie.
00:55:43He's literally a Hollywood actor.
00:55:45He's just acting.
00:55:47I need to stop thinking about him.
00:55:48He's a star.
00:55:50And you're just you.
00:55:52Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
00:55:59Well, good morning to you, too.
00:56:00Oh my god!
00:56:08Uh!
00:56:10Uh!
00:56:15Uh!
00:56:15Uh!
00:56:16That is just...
00:56:17Don't say another word.
00:56:19What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:56:21Well, I was trying to take a shower, and then the thing broke.
00:56:25But as my generous hostess, I assume you can fix it for me.
00:56:42What are you doing, St. James?
00:56:43Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
00:56:46More pipes in there.
00:56:52You sure you know how to fix this?
00:56:54Uh-huh. Newsflash, your highness.
00:56:56Real people like me actually grew up learning real-life skills
00:56:59while you were busy having tea and cake with celebrities.
00:57:02You seem to think movie stars' lives are all fun and games.
00:57:04Oh, yeah.
00:57:05Because all the fans that love you, and the galas,
00:57:08and traveling around the world.
00:57:10It's so horrible.
00:57:12Are you sure you don't want any help?
00:57:14No, you've done enough.
00:57:16The last thing I need is your help.
00:57:21Shit.
00:57:22I can't actually be stuck like this,
00:57:24with my ass pointed at...
00:57:28You've got a real talent for getting yourself
00:57:30in compromising positions.
00:57:33Don't you, farm girl?
00:57:38Lex, I'm gonna suck, okay?
00:57:39Just pull me out.
00:57:42Oh?
00:57:43I thought you didn't want my help.
00:57:45Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:57:47Help me.
00:57:49Ow.
00:57:52Stay, honey?
00:57:53Are you in the barn?
00:57:58Yeah, mom, I'm just...
00:58:04I'm fixing the water pipe.
00:58:08Okay, do you want some help?
00:58:09No, I'm about to be done.
00:58:12Oh, okay.
00:58:13Breakfast is ready.
00:58:14Okay, I'm coming.
00:58:17I'm coming.
00:58:19I'm coming.
00:58:20I'm coming.
00:58:25Hey.
00:58:30Where's that?
00:58:32Where is that stupid wrench?
00:58:37That's not a wrench.
00:58:40What?
00:58:46I am so sorry.
00:58:49It's okay.
00:58:57Okay, I'm gonna go dig a hole
00:58:59and dive in there.
00:59:01Hold up.
00:59:03Someone owes me an apology.
00:59:07Miss...
00:59:07real-life skills.
00:59:10You know, I'm starting to think
00:59:11you only brought me on this farm
00:59:12to screw with me.
00:59:14St. James?
00:59:20Lexington!
00:59:22Oh, God.
00:59:23What's my mom doing back?
00:59:24Lexington?
00:59:25No.
00:59:27That's my mom.
00:59:34Lexington?
00:59:35Did you think you could run away
00:59:36without me knowing?
00:59:38Lexington!
00:59:39Oh!
00:59:39Oh!
00:59:40What are you doing in a...
00:59:42Oh, God.
00:59:42a barn like this
00:59:44and without a shirt?
00:59:45I've decided to spend
00:59:46some time on a farm.
00:59:47Mom, you didn't have
00:59:48to break an enter.
00:59:49Well, apparently,
00:59:50I did have to, Lexington.
00:59:52Your reputation
00:59:53is in the gutter
00:59:54and now I find you
00:59:55living on some dirty farm.
00:59:57You don't belong here, Lex,
00:59:59or with whatever redneck
01:00:00lives here.
01:00:05Is there someone
01:00:06in there with you?
01:00:08Lexington,
01:00:09that's it.
01:00:09I'm coming in now.
01:00:19Mom, I'm naked
01:00:20and I'm hard.
01:00:24Lexington,
01:00:24you put that towel
01:00:26on right now.
01:00:27No.
01:00:28Not until you get
01:00:29in your car
01:00:29and you drive away.
01:00:30I'm not a kid anymore
01:00:32and I've told you
01:00:33I'm quitting Hollywood.
01:00:34You are not quitting.
01:00:37You're just having
01:00:38a temper tantrum.
01:00:39I know you.
01:00:40I'm your mother
01:00:41and your agent
01:00:42and in fact,
01:00:44I might remind you
01:00:46that all of these contracts
01:00:47bear your signature.
01:00:49So if you don't
01:00:50come back to L.A.,
01:00:51you're going to court.
01:00:54Can you just stop
01:00:55hurting my life
01:00:56for two seconds
01:00:56and let me be free
01:00:58for once?
01:00:59You know,
01:01:00freedom is a luxury
01:01:01that a movie star
01:01:02like you
01:01:02doesn't get to have.
01:01:03And so is a scandal
01:01:05so I better not
01:01:06catch you
01:01:07getting into any trouble.
01:01:08And if I find out
01:01:09that you were messing around
01:01:11with some
01:01:11gold-digging farm girl,
01:01:13not only will I ruin
01:01:14your life,
01:01:15I'll ruin hers.
01:01:25Okay,
01:01:25you can turn around now.
01:01:29Sorry.
01:01:35Bad day, huh?
01:01:38Good days,
01:01:39bad days.
01:01:41Harold's days.
01:01:43All the endless
01:01:44bullshit
01:01:45and boots we eat.
01:01:47Surprised you paid
01:01:47for me
01:01:48in the perfect
01:01:48club's hall.
01:01:50You're really not,
01:01:51you know?
01:01:52Perfect.
01:01:53I mean,
01:01:54first of all,
01:01:55you are
01:01:56majorly entitled.
01:01:58You're cocky,
01:01:59incredibly reckless.
01:02:00You think?
01:02:01For the pep talk.
01:02:02But it doesn't
01:02:03make you bad.
01:02:06It just makes you
01:02:07normal.
01:02:19You know there are
01:02:20copies of that,
01:02:21right?
01:02:22It's okay to want
01:02:23things.
01:02:24To forget what
01:02:24your mom wants
01:02:25and what the fans
01:02:26want.
01:02:28It's hard to
01:02:29explain,
01:02:30but somehow
01:02:30when I'm only
01:02:31with her,
01:02:32it doesn't feel
01:02:32so bad
01:02:33to be just
01:02:35Lex Hall.
01:02:37What do you
01:02:37want,
01:02:38Lex Hall?
01:02:40What do I
01:02:41want?
01:02:44What do I
01:02:57do you
01:02:57want me to?
01:03:01Creativity Modern
01:03:02playtime forraveling
01:03:04And
01:03:05the award
01:03:05for Best Youth
01:03:06Actor goes to
01:03:08Lexington Hall!
01:03:22ever since my first film of the age of three i've dropped it this day the day that i finally
01:03:26turn 18
01:03:28and so to my sweet mother here in the crowd and to hollywood
01:03:32and everyone watching at home i have just one thing to say to all of you
01:03:58i spoiled hollywood ask
01:04:07dad i've got the school play audition i gotta go oh uh break your legs honey it's break a leg
01:04:14but
01:04:14thank you oh my god i can't believe we're gonna be classmates with the lex hall the hottest guy from
01:04:27hollywood oh my god i could literally die do you think you'll sign my boo oh my god
01:04:34there he is
01:04:45super let's bring it
01:05:19oh my hair is stuck on his clutch
01:05:22oh no no no i can't let the whole school see me like this
01:05:31hey we really don't have time for this right now what are you waiting for drive
01:05:36this is huge i don't know how to hit the gas
01:05:48okay stop the car stop the car i think we're safe
01:05:54seriously
01:06:00you having a good time down there my hair is stuck okay okay i'll stop if i heard you let
01:06:08before something out
01:06:21i'm lying
01:06:31You know, I've had some fans
01:06:35post some pretty crazy stunts before, but
01:06:38this?
01:06:39Pretty original.
01:06:41I am not one of your crazy fangirls.
01:06:43You jumped into my car, you destroyed
01:06:45my truck, and destroyed my only
01:06:47nice shirt for the audition.
01:06:50Yeah, that's...
01:06:52unfortunate.
01:06:57Fine.
01:06:58Here.
01:07:01Now it'll cover the shirt, and whatever
01:07:03it costs to fix
01:07:05this thing.
01:07:06I don't want your stupid autographs!
01:07:09You know, you're exactly what I imagined
01:07:11you'd be like.
01:07:12A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
01:07:15Now leave me alone.
01:07:23Spoiled Hollywood asshole.
01:07:24Huh?
01:07:28It's a strong opinion for a theater nerd.
01:07:37Stevie St. James?
01:07:39I think I'm what?
01:07:39You're doing Fright and Prejudice?
01:07:41Boring!
01:07:43You know what?
01:07:44Sometimes boring is the only way for normal
01:07:46people to achieve their dreams.
01:07:47Yeah?
01:07:49I'm gonna act in Hollywood too one day.
01:07:52You're not missing out on much, Toots.
01:07:54It's not what you think it is.
01:07:55You know what?
01:07:55You can save your jaded, broken, bad boy
01:07:57act for someone who actually cares.
01:07:59Acting is my dream.
01:08:03And I promised someone I would never give up
01:08:04on that dream.
01:08:07Not that someone like you would ever understand.
01:08:10Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition,
01:08:12and I'm gonna be late.
01:08:19I can close my own door.
01:08:21Like so.
01:08:26Audition, huh?
01:08:29I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie.
01:08:32You were made for the lead role.
01:08:34Yeah, you've been like the theater queen
01:08:35since freshman year.
01:08:37Girls, this is the last year,
01:08:40and it's gonna be the best year.
01:08:42Well, since Stevie is a no-show,
01:08:46this concludes our auditions
01:08:48for this year's school play.
01:08:50Wait!
01:08:52I'm here.
01:08:54I'm here.
01:09:05All right, farm girl.
01:09:07Let's see what you got.
01:09:09All righty, Stevie.
01:09:10You made it.
01:09:12You can start whenever you're ready.
01:09:15Mr. Darcy,
01:09:16from the moment that I met you,
01:09:18your manners told me that you are arrogant,
01:09:20selfish,
01:09:21and conceited.
01:09:23She's
01:09:24not bad.
01:09:26So my answer is no.
01:09:28You're the last man in the world who...
01:09:31Wait.
01:09:32Where's my partner, Jameson?
01:09:36He's supposed to come in here.
01:09:38Oh, no, Stevie!
01:09:40Did your acting partner ditch you?
01:09:42I don't blame him.
01:09:43This is a train wreck.
01:09:45Yeah, my desk plant
01:09:46has better acting skills.
01:09:50He's supposed to come in here.
01:09:54He's supposed to come in here.
01:09:56He's supposed to come in here.
01:09:57He's supposed to come in here.
01:09:58He's supposed to come in here.
01:09:59He's supposed to come in here.
01:10:00He's supposed to come in here.
01:10:01He's supposed to come in here.
01:10:06He's supposed to come in here.
01:10:15He's supposed to come in here.
01:10:27Lex Hull.
01:10:29Did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
01:10:3191.
01:10:32Right.
01:10:43Wait, this is my first kiss.
01:10:47He did a stage kiss?
01:10:49Shit, is that Lex fucking Hull?
01:10:52He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
01:10:56With Stevie?
01:10:57I thought Lex quit acting.
01:10:59Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
01:11:01Allow me to speak but a few words.
01:11:04My dearest.
01:11:06The loveliest Elizabeth.
01:11:08Lex, what are you doing here?
01:11:10You don't even know the lines.
01:11:12I heard them earlier.
01:11:18He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
01:11:22No.
01:11:27I've been a selfish man all my life.
01:11:30Such it was from eight to eighteen and such it still might be.
01:11:33Not for you, Elizabeth.
01:11:36By you, I was properly humbled.
01:11:39And if your feelings for me are still with you where the last we spoke, tell me at once.
01:11:43But otherwise, will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you?
01:12:00Bravo!
01:12:01Bravo!
01:12:03Bravo!
01:12:03Bravo!
01:12:05Beautiful chemistry.
01:12:06The lead roles are yours, provided both of you agree to do the play.
01:12:11Yes!
01:12:13Yes, thank you, Mr. Hamlin.
01:12:15We won't let you down.
01:12:16All righty, now the auditions are over.
01:12:20But Mr. Hamlin!
01:12:24This isn't over, you slimy barn snake.
01:12:27That lead role is mine.
01:12:30And so is Lex.
01:12:32Let's go.
01:12:39Well, that was fun.
01:12:41Good luck.
01:12:42Wait, you're leaving?
01:12:46Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
01:12:49Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
01:12:53Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
01:12:56Tough luck.
01:12:57Maybe next time.
01:12:59There won't be a next time, Lex.
01:13:03Not for someone like me.
01:13:06Look, my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
01:13:09And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
01:13:12me on stage.
01:13:17She, uh...
01:13:17She never got the chance to.
01:13:20So just for once...
01:13:23I want to know what it feels like to really act.
01:13:31All right.
01:13:33Stevie St. James.
01:13:35Let's say I do agree to act with you.
01:13:42What do I get out of it?
01:13:50I have a spare bedroom.
01:13:54What?
01:13:55Um, you're staying at the Plaza Hotel, right?
01:14:00I saw how crazy your fans are.
01:14:02They'll chew you up when you get back there.
01:14:04So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
01:14:08Well, that's what you wanted, right?
01:14:11Mr. I-just-want-a-normal-life.
01:14:20Okay, fuck it.
01:14:23You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
01:14:27So you're at the farm.
01:14:33Yes!
01:14:34Oh my god!
01:14:47You weren't kidding me since I was a bit of a fixer-upper.
01:14:49Oh, I'm sorry.
01:14:50Is this farm too normal for you, Lexall?
01:14:53The hottest Hollywood star in the world.
01:14:55Did you just call me hot, St. James?
01:14:58What?
01:14:59No!
01:15:00In your dreams.
01:15:01You know, you are irritatingly full of yourself.
01:15:04I don't prefer the word confident.
01:15:09Speaking of.
01:15:12You want an action Hollywood soon, Jan?
01:15:18You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
01:15:27Stevie, honey!
01:15:29Mom!
01:15:30Dad, um, this is my friend that I said was going to be staying with us.
01:15:35I'm Lex.
01:15:36I'm sorry.
01:15:37I don't mean to intrude.
01:15:38Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here.
01:15:42So she told us that you're her acting partner.
01:15:45And with such a talented actor's help, our baby girl's going to be a star.
01:15:50Oh, Dad!
01:15:51Stop!
01:15:52Okay, kids.
01:15:54Dinner's almost ready.
01:15:55Why don't you show Lex's room?
01:15:56Great idea.
01:15:58Hey, I hope you like venison.
01:16:01Wow.
01:16:02That was embarrassing.
01:16:04No, it was cute.
01:16:06You can tell how much they care.
01:16:08Not everyone has that.
01:16:12Anyways.
01:16:15I'm going to go find out what venison is.
01:16:17Ah, that's not a good idea, Lex.
01:16:19I don't think you really want to know.
01:16:20How's your dad's cooking?
01:16:28Lex Hall is an asshole.
01:16:30But why do I find him so hot?
01:16:32Will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you?
01:16:40Stop it, Stevie.
01:16:41He's literally a Hollywood actor.
01:16:44He's just acting.
01:16:46You need to stop thinking about him.
01:16:47He's a star.
01:16:49And you're just you.
01:16:51Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
01:16:58Well, good morning to you, too.
01:17:00Oh, my God.
01:17:09Oh, my God.
01:17:14Well, that is just...
01:17:16Don't say another word.
01:17:18What are you doing in my barn naked?
01:17:20Well, I was trying to take a shower.
01:17:22And then the thing broke.
01:17:24But as my generous hostess,
01:17:27I assume you can fix it for me.
01:17:41What are you doing, St. James?
01:17:43Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
01:17:45More types in there.
01:17:51You sure you know how to fix this?
01:17:53Uh-huh.
01:17:54Newsflash, your highness.
01:17:55Real people like me actually grew up
01:17:57learning real-life skills
01:17:58while you were busy having tea and cake with celebrities.
01:18:01You seem to think movie stars' lives
01:18:02are all fun and games.
01:18:03Oh, yeah.
01:18:04Because all the fans that love you
01:18:06and the galas
01:18:07and traveling around the world.
01:18:09It's so horrible.
01:18:11You sure you don't want any help?
01:18:12No, you've done enough.
01:18:14The last thing I need is your help.
01:18:19Shit.
01:18:20I can't actually be stuck like this
01:18:23with my ass pointed at...
01:18:26You've got a real talent
01:18:28for getting yourself
01:18:29in compromising positions.
01:18:32Don't you, farm girl?
01:18:36Lex, I'm stuck, okay?
01:18:38Just pull me out.
01:18:40Oh?
01:18:42I thought you didn't want my help.
01:18:44Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
01:18:46Help me.
01:18:48Ow.
01:18:51Stay, honey?
01:18:52Are you in the barn?
01:18:57Yeah, Mom, I'm just...
01:18:58I...
01:18:59Oh.
01:19:02Oh.
01:19:02Oh.
01:19:03I'm...
01:19:04I'm fixing the water pipe.
01:19:07Okay.
01:19:07Do you want some help?
01:19:08No, I'm...
01:19:09I'm about to be done.
01:19:11Oh, okay.
01:19:11Breakfast is ready.
01:19:13Okay, I'm coming.
01:19:16Oh.
01:19:18Oh.
01:19:19Oh.
01:19:20Oh.
01:19:24Hey.
01:19:26Oh.
01:19:30That's back up.
01:19:31Where is this stupid wrench?
01:19:33Oh.
01:19:34Oh.
01:19:36That's not a wrench.
01:19:38What?
01:19:45I am so sorry
01:19:48It's okay
01:19:55Okay, I'm gonna go dig a hole
01:19:58And dive in
01:19:59Hold up
01:20:02Someone owes me an apology
01:20:04Miss
01:20:06Real life skills
01:20:09You know, I'm starting to think
01:20:10You only brought me on this farm to screw with me
01:20:13St. James
01:20:19Lexington
01:20:21Oh God
01:20:21What's my mom doing back?
01:20:24Lexington?
01:20:25No, that's my mom
01:20:33Lexington?
01:20:34Lexington, did you think you could run away
01:20:35Without me knowing?
01:20:37Lexington
01:20:39What are you doing in a
01:20:41Oh God
01:20:41Barn like this
01:20:43And without a shirt
01:20:44I've decided to spend some time on a farm
01:20:46Mom, you didn't have to break an enter
01:20:48Well apparently I did have to, Lexington
01:20:50Your reputation
01:20:52Is in the gutter
01:20:53And now I find you living on some dirty farm
01:20:55You don't belong here, Lex
01:20:57Or with whatever redneck lives here
01:21:04Is there someone in there with you?
01:21:07Lexington
01:21:08Lexington, that's it
01:21:08I'm coming in now
01:21:18Mom, I'm naked and I'm hard
01:21:23Lexington, you put that towel on right now
01:21:25No
01:21:27Not until you get in your car and you drive away
01:21:29I'm not a kid anymore
01:21:31And I'm told you
01:21:32I'm quitting Hollywood
01:21:33You are not quitting
01:21:35You're just having a temper tantrum
01:21:37I know you
01:21:39I'm your mother and your agent
01:21:41And in fact
01:21:43I might remind you that all of these contracts bear your signature
01:21:48So if you don't come back to LA
01:21:49You're going to court
01:21:53You just stop ruining my life for two seconds
01:21:55And let me be free for once
01:21:58You know, freedom is a luxury that a movie star like you doesn't get to have
01:22:03And so is a scandal
01:22:04So I better not catch you getting into any trouble
01:22:07And if I find out that you are messing around with some gold digging farm girl
01:22:12Not only will I ruin your life
01:22:14I'll ruin hers
01:22:21Okay, you can turn around now
01:22:28Sorry
01:22:34Bad day, huh?
01:22:37Good days, bad days
01:22:40Harold's days
01:22:42Well, the endless bullshit and between
01:22:46Surprised you paid for me in the perfect club's hall
01:22:49You're really not, you know?
01:22:52Perfect
01:22:52I mean, first of all, you are majorly entitled
01:22:57You're cocky, incredibly reckless
01:22:59You think for the pep talk?
01:23:01But it doesn't make you bad
01:23:05It just makes you normal
01:23:18You know there are copies of that, right?
01:23:21It's okay to want things
01:23:23To forget what your mom wants
01:23:24And what the fans want
01:23:27It's hard to explain
01:23:28But somehow when I'm only with her
01:23:30It doesn't feel so bad
01:23:32To be just like Saul
01:23:36What do you want, Lexal?
01:23:39What do I want?
01:24:03And the award for best youth actor goes to
01:24:07Lexington Hall
01:24:21Ever since my first film of the age of three
01:24:23I've drafted this day
01:24:24The day that I finally turn 18
01:24:27And so to my sweet mother here in the crowd
01:24:29And to Hollywood
01:24:30And everyone watching at home
01:24:32I have just one thing to say to all of you
01:24:36Fuck you!
01:24:44Out the camera!
01:24:46Fuck all of you!
01:24:48Fuck this disgusting industry!
01:24:50I'm never acting again!
01:24:58I spoiled Hollywood Asking
01:25:07Dad, I've got the school play audition
01:25:08I gotta go
01:25:09Oh, uh, break your legs, honey
01:25:11It's break a leg, but thank you
01:25:20Oh my god, I can't believe we're gonna be classmates
01:25:23With the Lexal
01:25:24The hottest guy from Hollywood
01:25:27Oh my god, I could literally die
01:25:28Do you think you'll sign my boo?
01:25:32Oh my god, there he is
01:25:44So call us spring
01:25:58Is that Lex home?
01:26:11Oh my god, I can't let the whole school see me like this
01:26:17Oh my god, I can't let the whole school see me like this
01:26:30Hey, we really don't have time for this right now
01:26:32What are you waiting for?
01:26:34Drive!
01:26:35She's huge!
01:26:36I don't know how to-
01:26:37Let's hit the gas!
01:26:47Okay, stop the car, stop the car
01:26:49I think we're safe
01:26:53Seriously?
01:26:59You having a good time down there?
01:27:00My hair is stuck
01:27:04Okay, okay, stop
01:27:05Fire you let me
01:27:07Force a loon out
01:27:08Is he hard?
01:27:20I'm lying to you
01:27:23I'm lying to you
01:27:25Car!
01:27:28Oh god, you better be kidding me
01:27:30Are you serious?
01:27:33You know, I've had some fans pull some pretty crazy stunts before
01:27:35But this is pretty original
01:27:39I am not one of your crazy fan girls
01:27:42You jumped into my car
01:27:43You destroyed my truck
01:27:45And destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition
01:27:49Yeah, that's unfortunate
01:27:56Fine, here
01:28:00That'll cover the shirt
01:28:01And whatever it costs to fix
01:28:04This thing
01:28:05I don't want your stupid autographs
01:28:08You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like
01:28:10A spoiled Hollywood asshole
01:28:14Now leave me alone
01:28:22Spoiled Hollywood asshole
01:28:23Huh?
01:28:27It's a strong opinion, Cliffy, you can hear it
01:28:36Stevie St. James
01:28:37I mean, come on
01:28:38You're doing Fright and Prejudice?
01:28:40Boring
01:28:41You know what?
01:28:43Sometimes boring is the only way
01:28:45For normal people to achieve their dreams
01:28:46Yeah?
01:28:48I'm gonna act in Hollywood too one day
01:28:51So you're not missing out on much, toots
01:28:52That's not what you think it is
01:28:54You know what?
01:28:54You can save your jaded, broken bad boy act
01:28:56For someone who actually cares
01:28:58Acting is my dream
01:29:02And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream
01:29:06Not that someone like you would ever understand
01:29:09Now if you'll excuse me
01:29:10I have an audition
01:29:11And I'm gonna be late
01:29:17I can close my own door
01:29:20Like so
01:29:25Audition, huh?
01:29:29I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie
01:29:30You were made for the lead role
01:29:32Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year
01:29:37Girls, this is the last year
01:29:38And it's gonna be the best year
01:29:41Well...
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