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00:00:17Miss Q&A Celebrity Edition
00:00:31Letter of the Band tayo ngayon
00:00:33Yes, of course
00:00:34Letter of the Band
00:00:38At ang tatlong mga kuha ng pinamata sa scores
00:00:41Ang papaslak sa Bexlamation
00:00:44At ang queen na pinakatsugugat ka-vogue
00:00:47Sa talaka ng kukoronahang Miss Q&A Celebrity Talakera 2026
00:00:51Impitado sa sala-sala mga tinitigalang lodi sa kanya-kanyang larangan
00:00:55Starting off with binibining on point and tawag ng tangalian queen
00:00:59Nicole Cordobes
00:01:01Award-winning actress
00:01:05Ang prima kontrapida
00:01:07Ang nananampal na mga newscasters
00:01:10Gladys Reyes
00:01:12Pero di mo halata
00:01:15Totoo'ng ko na pida
00:01:17Sa tunay na buhay may maskara sila
00:01:21Nagkangiti at magaling sa pangbobola
00:01:25Pakitang tao
00:01:27Garapal mga buhay
00:01:31Siya na kinala ko na nanampal-sabay-sayaw
00:01:35Sampal-sabay-sayaw
00:01:37At eto naman, one of the Philippines' most celebrated fashion designers
00:01:41A true icon
00:01:43Raho Laurel
00:01:47Hi Raho!
00:01:49Welcome to Showtime!
00:01:51All set na ang mga Eya Bob in their glamorous gown
00:01:54Nasa na rin ito na ang mga celebrity talakera
00:01:56Starting off with candidate number one
00:02:24At eto na yata yung music video nung album ng Peter Karma
00:02:29We're going to be a horror movie.
00:02:30You're not going to be a part of it.
00:02:32Si candidate number one
00:02:35ay may negosyong
00:02:36beauty products.
00:02:38At dahil siya na rin ang model sa packaging,
00:02:41walang masyado.
00:02:44Siya ay half-half,
00:02:46half-brainy at half-blank.
00:02:49Blanko talaga siya.
00:02:51Kaya lang bahala mag-isip ng kasunod.
00:02:52Mahilig siyang maglinis
00:02:53dahil sensitive siya sa kalat.
00:02:56Kaya naman ang mga kalaban niya,
00:02:58plano niya rin iligpit mamaya.
00:03:01Ladies and gentlemen,
00:03:01eto na si candidate number one.
00:03:07Avisala!
00:03:12Mula sa kaharian ng inkantadya
00:03:15na pagpad sa mundo
00:03:17ng mga tao,
00:03:19ang Diyosang ang kapangyarihan
00:03:21ay kagandahan.
00:03:23Ganda ng tinig
00:03:25at ganda ng
00:03:28Kalooban!
00:03:38Paano, paano, paano?
00:03:40Alam mo mga nganak lang yun.
00:03:44Para ikaw di yung bata.
00:03:46Pinractice ko ba yun?
00:03:48Kung inaakalan niyong
00:03:50wala tayong winner today,
00:03:52nagkakamali kayo.
00:03:55Please,
00:03:56listen to my told.
00:03:59Ako ang magsisimula
00:04:00ng laban.
00:04:01Kaya naman,
00:04:02tatapusin ko ito
00:04:04na may
00:04:05napatunayan!
00:04:09What's up,
00:04:10madlang people!
00:04:12Ang ngayon ka pa
00:04:12na magpapakilala?
00:04:13Ako pa lang na sinabi.
00:04:14So dami na lang
00:04:15ginawa mo.
00:04:17Diyos ko,
00:04:18ngayon ka pa
00:04:18na magpapakilala.
00:04:20Simula mo na sa
00:04:21Uwa.
00:04:23Uwa!
00:04:28Para may kabag.
00:04:30Uwa!
00:04:30Para nangunguha ng bata.
00:04:33Madlang people!
00:04:35Ako nga pala
00:04:36si Batalumang
00:04:37Italia!
00:04:40Ang celebrity
00:04:42talakera ng
00:04:44Laguna!
00:04:46Diyos ang fresh
00:04:48at hinding-hindi
00:04:49maluluma.
00:04:50Hindi gaya
00:04:51ng mga susunod
00:04:52na kandidata!
00:04:54Simulaan agad.
00:04:56And I believe
00:04:57kung malaki
00:04:59ang hinaharap
00:05:01mong problema
00:05:03huwag kang
00:05:04maglaglamo.
00:05:05Ako nga,
00:05:06tahimik lang.
00:05:09And I
00:05:10thank you!
00:05:12Thank you,
00:05:14candidate
00:05:14number one.
00:05:16Center stage
00:05:16ay iyon lang
00:05:17ang giniin.
00:05:18Candidate
00:05:19number two.
00:05:25Alaura!
00:05:26Alaura!
00:05:27Alaura!
00:05:28Alaura!
00:05:28Alaura!
00:05:29Alaura!
00:05:29Alaura!
00:05:30Alaura!
00:05:30Alaura!
00:05:31Alaura!
00:05:32Alaura!
00:05:32Alaura!
00:05:34Alaura!
00:05:35Alaura!
00:05:36Alaura!
00:05:37Alaura!
00:05:38Alaura!
00:05:39Alaura!
00:05:40Alaura!
00:05:40Alaura!
00:05:41Alaura!
00:05:41Alaura!
00:05:42Alaura!
00:05:42Alaura!
00:05:42Alaura!
00:05:43Alaura!
00:05:44Alaura!
00:05:45Alaura!
00:05:51Alaura!
00:05:53Alaura!
00:05:53Candidate number two ay si Optimus Prime.
00:05:58Siya ay nag-aral ng Bachelor of Science in Nursing.
00:06:02Pero kasi lukuyang nagahanap ng mag-nenurse ng kanyang puso.
00:06:06Our hobbies include reading books,
00:06:09mag-travel from sala to kitchen,
00:06:11at makinig ng talak ng madir niya.
00:06:14May dalawa siyang fur babies,
00:06:15pero Bikinaman, may gusto raw diyang tumawag sa kanya ng baby.
00:06:19Ladies and gentlemen, candidate number two.
00:06:27Bip, bip, bip, mad long people!
00:06:32Vroom, vroom, vroom, may rena ng babyahe.
00:06:36God bless our trip at bariya lang po sa umaga.
00:06:40Dahil ang biyaheng ito ay walang siksikan.
00:06:44At kahit lubak ang daan, makakarating sa paroroonan.
00:06:48Eh, ako po, si Alora Boulevard Cubow!
00:06:55Ang rey na talakera ng Linamon, Lanao del Norte!
00:07:02Na nagsasabing, ang ganda ko ay parang sukli ng jeep.
00:07:08Minsan meron, madalas, walang ganon.
00:07:13Pero kapag inibig kita, para akong traffic sa EDSA,
00:07:18hindi mawawala, pero mas lalong lumalala!
00:07:24Kaya, sit back, relax, at magbayad ng pamasahe dahil ang corona.
00:07:30Kaya, Alora Boulevard Cubow, mapubuta!
00:07:33And I, thank you!
00:07:37Ang ganda ng jeep!
00:07:39Oo, oo, oo.
00:07:40Feeling ko, ano?
00:07:41Ano?
00:07:42Ano, ano?
00:07:42Nabangga yung jeep.
00:07:43Ay, bakit?
00:07:44Wasak yung harapan.
00:07:47Thank you!
00:07:48Thank you, candidate number two!
00:07:50Show off muna ang natatake mong beauty candidate number three!
00:08:14Si candidate number three ay nag-aaral sa UP Diliman.
00:08:18Siya ang pinakamaganda sa kanilang batch.
00:08:21Wala kasi siyang kabatch.
00:08:23Oo, mag-isa lang siya.
00:08:25So, siya lang talagang maganda.
00:08:26Her hobby is people watching with matching gossiping kasama ang mga badeng.
00:08:31Siya ay best mother sa kanyang anak,
00:08:34best daughter sa pananaw ng kanyang ina,
00:08:36at best friend sa pananaw ng mga bida.
00:08:39Ladies and gentlemen, candidate number three!
00:08:46What's up, my love people!
00:08:51Ngayon, tumatayo ako para sa buong universo na mga kababaihan na naiiwan na pag-iwanan at hindi pa nakakasakay.
00:08:58At para sa mga babae na kahit kailanman hindi nakasama sa Santa Cruz-an!
00:09:06O, bakit?
00:09:07Ako nga pala po ay si Candiva Lacrofacia.
00:09:10La, la, lagi na lang tayong hindi kinukuha sa Santa Cruz-an.
00:09:13Cro, cro, yung cross na yan hindi ko para hawakan.
00:09:16Fa, fa, may pag-asa pa rin tayo dahil matinu tayo yung tao.
00:09:20Siya, siya ang dahilan.
00:09:21Bakit hindi ako nasasali sa Santa Cruz-an?
00:09:23Pero okay lang na lang.
00:09:24Ako ay may pag-asa dahil ako yung mabuting tao.
00:09:27Yung Reyna Elena niyan.
00:09:28Maniwala kayo.
00:09:29Hindi makikita kayang kagandahan kung hindi ko siya iilawan.
00:09:32Ako po ay naniniwalang sa kasabihan.
00:09:35Habang may buhay, may bayarin.
00:09:50Yes!
00:09:53Dalawa kay Escort.
00:09:54Oo.
00:09:56Yung pangalawa, isa lang ang budget eh.
00:09:57First and last, jawa niya. Yan yung mga bibit niya.
00:09:59Ayaw ba yun?
00:10:00Oo, mga naging jawa niya nung nag-college pa siya.
00:10:03Buti nahanap pa niya.
00:10:04Thank you, candidate number three.
00:10:06Viva love!
00:10:07Magbibita ka na.
00:10:08Candidate number four.
00:10:16Ay! Nakakahon!
00:10:40Si candidate number four ay currently nag-home study.
00:10:45Inaaral niya ang mga bahay ng kapit-bahay kasi kapag di siya nanalo, balak niya munang mag-akyat bahay.
00:10:52Pumasok siya sa college pero agad din siyang pinalabas dahil hindi siya enrolled.
00:10:56Ay!
00:10:57Pressured daw siya sa pagsali dahil siya ang Breaking News Grant Winner.
00:11:01Ayaw!
00:11:02Oo naman.
00:11:02Mag-alala, baka sa MQA, ikaw na ang maging Grant Loser.
00:11:06Yun lang.
00:11:06Ladies and gentlemen, candidate number four.
00:11:10Warning!
00:11:12Fragile item.
00:11:14Handle with care.
00:11:16What's up, Madam Pima!
00:11:21Nasa inyo pong harapan, ang nag-iisang babaeng nagpatibok sa pihikang puso ni Mr. Dominic Roque.
00:11:30Ako si Sue, Shih Tzu Ramirez.
00:11:35From the movie, isang tahol ka lang, poof!
00:11:40A 32-year-old stunner and a certified head turner ng Las Pinas City!
00:11:51Ako po ay naniniwala sa kasabihan na okay lang maging energetic, basta hygienic.
00:12:00Kaya tandaan, madlang people, huwag kayong maglaro ng pickleball kung meron kang bakto!
00:12:07And I thank you!
00:12:10Grabe!
00:12:12Nagtatangalot pala si Mickey Mouse.
00:12:14Hindi!
00:12:14Si ano yan?
00:12:15Shih Tzu?
00:12:17Aso ba ito?
00:12:18Aso ba si Mickey Mouse?
00:12:20Hindi!
00:12:21Daga si Mickey Mouse?
00:12:22Oko, daga pero ito si Shih Tzu yan.
00:12:24Grabe!
00:12:25Tsaka kaya nilang mag-gaon kahit may buntot sila, no?
00:12:27In fairness.
00:12:28Thank you!
00:12:29Thank you candidate number 4!
00:12:31Bora Belska narito, kandidatang maladiwata at candidate number 5!
00:12:48Si candidate number 5, ay grand champion ng Clown in a Million!
00:12:55Oy!
00:12:56Okay lang, okay lang!
00:12:57Ngayon naman sasali siya sa crown na walang million!
00:13:01Alam mo na, walang budget!
00:13:02Ayon!
00:13:04She's taking ups and downs during the deportation case of her ex at the University of Immigration!
00:13:11Yes!
00:13:13Ladies and gentlemen, the deportation diva!
00:13:16Candidate number 5!
00:13:23Baba!
00:13:24Baba!
00:13:25Baba!
00:13:26Isa pang hataw!
00:13:28Isa pang hataw na ganun!
00:13:29Baba!
00:13:29Oh!
00:13:32Baba!
00:13:33Baba!
00:13:33As pumanik!
00:13:34Isa pang hataw ulit!
00:13:35Bumanik ulit!
00:13:36Oh!
00:13:37Ito!
00:13:41Ito!
00:13:41Baba ng pagod na!
00:13:43Nak!
00:13:44Balik mo to sa karindiriya!
00:13:46May naram ko na!
00:13:47Kaldero!
00:13:48Aray ko!
00:13:49What's up, wala bima!
00:13:54I am Poc Wang the woman!
00:13:58Mula sa bayan ng mga auntie!
00:14:01Anti-curap!
00:14:02Anti-scam!
00:14:03Anti-detano!
00:14:04Anti-follow!
00:14:06Oh!
00:14:07Provision ni Rizal!
00:14:08Pero hindi ko siya nakita ron!
00:14:09Madala siya sa luneta!
00:14:11I do...
00:14:12Can I say my saying in English?
00:14:15Yes, please!
00:14:17Because my daughter, the half American, is watching right now.
00:14:20Okay!
00:14:21Because in our house, you know, our English is mannerism.
00:14:25Oh, it's okay.
00:14:26Okay.
00:14:27I do believe in the saying that whatever obstacles or challenges you might face in life,
00:14:33the most important is at the end of the day,
00:14:38day, D-A?
00:14:43May tapas si Wonder Woman, no?
00:14:46Pero mungi-matrix din si number five.
00:14:49Let's go, girls!
00:14:56Let's go!
00:14:59And I...
00:15:24Ito lang yung bash na inulit natin yung ano...
00:15:29Inulit natin yung tak-tak-tak.
00:15:32Sila lang hindi...
00:15:32Nahuli kasi ng pasok.
00:15:33Eh, kasi ka, mag-amats yung mga utak-tak-tak-tak na din yung lahat.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:37Sige, maaari na kayo pumunta muna sa likod.
00:15:39Pero Brett, maganda laban to.
00:15:41Magagaling na kumbidiyante itong mga to.
00:15:42Sino?
00:15:43Talakera.
00:15:43Ito, ito sila.
00:15:44Ah, nagpapatawa ba sila?
00:15:46Kasi minsan siniseryoso ko sila, eh.
00:15:48Oh, oo.
00:15:49At talo lang si number one, hindi nagpapatawa yan.
00:15:51Ay, hindi ba yan?
00:15:52Seryoso sa buhay yan?
00:15:53Oo.
00:15:54Oo.
00:15:55Grabe.
00:15:56Grabe naman o.
00:15:57Hello, candidate number one.
00:15:59Ba't halumang Italia mula sa Laguna?
00:16:01Halumang.
00:16:02Ayan.
00:16:03Kamusta naman ang kaharian ninyo?
00:16:05Ba't parang nagmumumug?
00:16:07Sabi, kilang kausap po siya, sabi niya,
00:16:10Malumag pa yung binirs mo, Mare.
00:16:13Malumag yung binirs mo.
00:16:16Di ba sumasakot?
00:16:17Di ba inikit?
00:16:19Kaya i-inject lang yan, di ba pinapalabas?
00:16:22Nawala niyong botox?
00:16:23Gumagalaw na ulit.
00:16:26Kamusta sa kaharian nyo?
00:16:27Baha.
00:16:29Baha?
00:16:29Panitong baha?
00:16:30Sirot-sirot ng bagyo, eh.
00:16:32Oo.
00:16:33Gusto naman lang, anong itsura ng mga tao sa kaharian?
00:16:35Ay, nagmumumug na naman siya.
00:16:37Malumaga?
00:16:38Baha kasi, maluwag.
00:16:39Anong itsura ng mga tao sa kaharian nyo?
00:16:42Mga ganito.
00:16:43Ito, tsaka yung number four.
00:16:45Yung two at tsaka four.
00:16:46Oo, ako lang kanyang maganda.
00:16:48Sa mga kaharian nyo, sa chentesitas.
00:16:50May mga papeles ba yan?
00:16:51Sa tapitan.
00:16:52Anong free?
00:16:53Sa tapitan.
00:16:55Chentesitas.
00:16:56Oo, may kasamaang bulaklak ng tigok pag inanumum.
00:16:59Okay, so.
00:17:00Kamusta ang kaharian nyo ngayon bukod sa baha?
00:17:02Kamusta ang mga tao doon?
00:17:03Minsan tuyot.
00:17:05Baha, pero tuyot.
00:17:07Oo.
00:17:07Bakit natutuyot yung mga tao sa kaharian nyo?
00:17:09Di na mo naman yung mga kaano, ganito itsura, tsaka ganyan, no?
00:17:12Sumisip-sip ng baha.
00:17:13Pero ikaw ang reyna nila doon?
00:17:16Yes, ako pinakamaganda.
00:17:17Bakit ikaw ang pinili nila maging reyna?
00:17:20Hindi ko alam, wala silang choice.
00:17:22Paano mo sila binabati?
00:17:23Paano yung bati mo kanina?
00:17:24Parang ano, nagliling?
00:17:25Oo.
00:17:26Isa pa, batiin mo si number two?
00:17:29Oo.
00:17:30Sasagot si number two?
00:17:31Eh.
00:17:33Kakawisapin mo siya?
00:17:35Oo.
00:17:40Pakikawisap si number four?
00:17:41Oo.
00:17:43Oo.
00:17:46Anong luloko.
00:17:46Kawa sabi po siya?
00:17:48Kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak.
00:17:52Tara yun yung number four?
00:17:54Aso na unggoy pa, cross-breed talaga ito.
00:17:56Dagapa ha?
00:17:57Daming nang aayup na katawan nyo doon.
00:17:59Ang daming nangyayari sa katawan niya.
00:18:00May daga, may aso, may unggoy.
00:18:02Manila, Subalash.
00:18:03Anong mga proyekto mo sa kahariyan nyo, number one?
00:18:07Natitinda ako ng Kabibe.
00:18:10Bakit?
00:18:10Hindi ko, alam ko si Rena baka.
00:18:13Bakit sa dinamit, ba't Kabibe ang binenta mo?
00:18:15Wala lang, trip po lang.
00:18:17Ah, isang malaki trip lang ito.
00:18:19Hindi, kasi yun yung...
00:18:21Ha?
00:18:23Sayang yung chance, sige, ipromote.
00:18:25Sayang yung promote.
00:18:26Kasi nga, clear white.
00:18:27May pearl extract, ganun.
00:18:29Oo.
00:18:30Sabon ba yan?
00:18:31Oo, sabon to.
00:18:32Sabon ba yung binabenta mo?
00:18:33Oo.
00:18:34Ah, kala ko ma-twash, gargle ka ng gargle.
00:18:38Gargle na gargle eh.
00:18:40Tinakain din yung sabon?
00:18:41Oo.
00:18:42Baka ganun ang bagong sabon ngayon.
00:18:43Ah, ganun.
00:18:44Kakainin, mas puputi ka.
00:18:45Pero yung sa kanyang, pinapahid lang, kinukuskus lang.
00:18:48Oo, kinukuskus lang.
00:18:48Magkano yung sabon mo?
00:18:5060 pesos.
00:18:51Wow.
00:18:51Nakabalot?
00:18:5360 pesos pag walang balot.
00:18:5565 pag meron.
00:18:57Pero plastic labo lang.
00:18:59Nakabalot yun, maganda.
00:19:00Anong pangalan yung sabon?
00:19:01Clear white.
00:19:02Clear white?
00:19:03Oo.
00:19:03Oo, diba?
00:19:04Maganda yun.
00:19:05Sa kanilang apat na mga kasama niya rito, sino sa palagay mo ang dapat gumamit nung sabon mo?
00:19:10Dalawa.
00:19:12Sino?
00:19:13Sino, sino?
00:19:13Sino yung dalawa?
00:19:14Ito, two, tsaka four.
00:19:16Sila na rin.
00:19:17Talaga yung mga baguhan lang tinitingnan mo.
00:19:19Oo.
00:19:20Hindi mo pinaka-sino yung mga senyora.
00:19:23Mga seniors na yan?
00:19:24Sino yung mga senyora.
00:19:25Pamaligan.
00:19:26Wala kayong maririnig yung ba sa sakit na sanita?
00:19:29Papait sa'yo eh.
00:19:30Siyempre, no?
00:19:31Oo, syempre.
00:19:31Tinanas natin lahat yan nung bago tayo.
00:19:33Correct.
00:19:34O, payback time.
00:19:35O, kayo na maranasan yun.
00:19:37Tradition.
00:19:38Tradition to.
00:19:39Pinaranas din sa amin yun nung nagsisimula kayo.
00:19:43So, bawi-bawi din, no?
00:19:44Oo, umiikot lang ang cycle.
00:19:45Ganon talaga.
00:19:46But, no, ikaw ba?
00:19:47Ano bang mga nasabi sa'yo nung nagsisimula ka?
00:19:49Nung hindi ba ako gawa?
00:19:50Oo.
00:19:54Sobrang sexy ko kasi talaga.
00:19:55Mas manipis pa talaga ako dati.
00:19:57Kumakanta ako.
00:19:58Sabi ko, ganda ng katawan, naputol ulo.
00:20:00Sabi sa akin.
00:20:02Mutulid na yung ulo.
00:20:03Grabe, di ba?
00:20:04Nakakahert talaga yun.
00:20:05Ano ba pinagawa mo?
00:20:07Ay, mali.
00:20:08Baka mahinapa ka sumagot.
00:20:09Ano na lang hindi mo napagawa?
00:20:11Kasi mas konti yun, eh.
00:20:13Lahat na yun.
00:20:14Oo, kasi pag pinagawa yung pinagawa, baka matapos yung episode.
00:20:16So, anong hindi mo napagawa?
00:20:18Utak na lang talaga.
00:20:21We have a lot of TFC subscribers watching right now.
00:20:24Would you like to greet them and give them a very special message, please?
00:20:28To all the TFC subscribers.
00:20:32Subscribers, walang nabulunan.
00:20:33To all the TFC subscribers.
00:20:34Subscribers.
00:20:37Bakit kasi yung pagkakagawa ng Bineers?
00:20:43Baganda.
00:20:44Oo, yung gumawa kasi ng Bineer niya.
00:20:46Alam mo ka na paalan din this niya?
00:20:47Alam pangalan?
00:20:48Biner.
00:20:49Si Dr. Biner.
00:20:50Ginoon siya ng Biner's.
00:20:52Okay, talk to the TFC subscribers, please.
00:20:54TFC subscribers.
00:20:57May sumasabit eh.
00:20:59May sumasabit lang.
00:21:01Ayan sabihin.
00:21:01Wag mo kasi yung pagsabayan.
00:21:02Salita muna.
00:21:03Tapos pag hinto, tsaka kamumog.
00:21:04Hindi, kailangan mabilis di ba?
00:21:06May timer to.
00:21:07Oo, sige.
00:21:08Thank you so much, TFC subscribers,
00:21:10for the patronaging.
00:21:14Patro ano?
00:21:15For the patronaging.
00:21:17For the...
00:21:18Thank you so much.
00:21:23So, see, this is a pageant, right?
00:21:26You know that this is a pageant.
00:21:27This is not a singing contest.
00:21:28Yes.
00:21:29Because you are used to joining singing contests,
00:21:31and you have won a couple of competitions before,
00:21:35but today is a beauty pageant.
00:21:37Yes.
00:21:38And I really didn't...
00:21:42I really didn't think that...
00:21:45Ah!
00:21:46Nahirapan ako.
00:21:47What can you offer?
00:21:49I will offer...
00:21:51Soap.
00:21:52Soap.
00:21:53Soap.
00:21:54Soap.
00:21:55Is it a special offer?
00:21:58A special offer with free tabo.
00:22:01Okay.
00:22:02So, can you describe the beauty of your competitors today?
00:22:06I can describe the beauty of number three and number five.
00:22:11Yes.
00:22:11It has a lot of beauty.
00:22:13And a lot of offer.
00:22:14It can...
00:22:16Yes, thank you so much.
00:22:18How about two and four?
00:22:20Two and four.
00:22:22Um, congratulations, and see you again on the next week for the second round.
00:22:29Ah, may second round?
00:22:30May second round pa pala.
00:22:47Wow.
00:22:48Veterana.
00:22:49Sino ang pinaka-beterana dyan?
00:22:50Turo mo.
00:22:52Ako pala.
00:22:53Ako.
00:22:54Ako.
00:22:55Ako na lang.
00:22:55Yung tingin mo may kasamang takot.
00:22:57Oo.
00:22:57Yung tingin-tingin, yung talim eh.
00:22:58Kaya nga, ginoon ako eh.
00:23:00Kung meron kang mensahe sa mga veteranang kasama mo ngayon, anong mensahe mo?
00:23:05Um, alam ko na mananalo kayo.
00:23:08Ay, nakon si.
00:23:09Tumuko ka agad.
00:23:10Tumuko ka na.
00:23:11Hindi, respeto sa inyo naman.
00:23:13Kayo, ganyan man yun.
00:23:14Ula, respeto, respeto, may premyo.
00:23:16Ay, okay.
00:23:18So, I'm so sorry dahil pinapuntan kayo dito.
00:23:21Pero ako talaga mananalo today.
00:23:23So, thank you.
00:23:24Nag-makeup kayo.
00:23:25Maraming salamat.
00:23:26Oh.
00:23:26Pero number two, ano ba ang labang mo dyan sa apat?
00:23:29Oh, that's a good question, ha?
00:23:31Diba?
00:23:31That's a very good question.
00:23:32Oo.
00:23:33Yeah.
00:23:33Ang lamang ko ay...
00:23:35Nalalaglag ang girdle.
00:23:36Nalalaglag ang girdle ko ngayon.
00:23:38Bakit?
00:23:39Ano bang size yung girdle mo?
00:23:41Extra small ata.
00:23:42Maling-mali eh.
00:23:44Ang lamang ko sa inyo ay yaman.
00:23:47Uy.
00:23:48Wow.
00:23:49Anong klaseng yaman yan?
00:23:50Nang ligo.
00:23:51Ay.
00:23:52Yaman ng ligo.
00:23:53Naliligo kasi ako four times.
00:23:55So, sino yung hindi naliligo sa apat?
00:23:55Sino ang kulang dyan?
00:23:56Yung mukhang salat sa ligo.
00:23:58Si Verna.
00:24:00Number four.
00:24:01Hindi talaga pumapan.
00:24:02Hindi talaga tumapan doon.
00:24:03Meme, wala na akong maturo.
00:24:06Alam ka lang.
00:24:06Huwag mong pinagbibintangan si number four.
00:24:09Tandaan mo.
00:24:09Abogada yan.
00:24:10Napapanit ko sa impeachment.
00:24:11Oh, yes.
00:24:13Kamukha mo yung abogada dun sa impeachment.
00:24:15Isa lang masasabi ko, meme.
00:24:17Ano?
00:24:17They are allowed.
00:24:19They are allowed.
00:24:22Wala ka daw ligo, sabi ni number two.
00:24:24Sige na.
00:24:25Ilang beses ka naliligo?
00:24:26Four.
00:24:27Four times din naman ako, ha?
00:24:29Why?
00:24:30Nagpapanlaw ka ba?
00:24:31Ah.
00:24:32Pero nagsabon ako.
00:24:33Clear white pa ngayong gamit ko.
00:24:35Okay, it's over.
00:24:37Humanap ng kakampi.
00:24:38Oh.
00:24:38Clear white pala gamit.
00:24:40Pero ba't sabi ni number two?
00:24:40Mukha daw hindi na ligo.
00:24:42Oh.
00:24:42Kaya, binabanlawang kasi yun.
00:24:46Dito lang kasi ako nagsasabon.
00:24:48Hindi ko ginagamit sa mukha.
00:24:50Oh.
00:24:51Ay.
00:24:52Puti ng kili-kili.
00:24:54Oh.
00:24:54Pero feeling mo mas lamang ka sa kanya sa ligo at saka sa bango?
00:24:57Yes.
00:24:58Pero sa talino, sino sa palagay mo ang pinakamadali mong mapupuksa dito sa Q&A?
00:25:04Huwag ka tumingi sa akin, ha?
00:25:06Si Verna ulit.
00:25:07Lagi na lang si Verna.
00:25:08Oh.
00:25:09Kasi iba yung tingin ni Miss Kendi, eh.
00:25:11Medyo umiinit yun dito ko, eh.
00:25:13At saka, UP girl yan, si Miss Kendi.
00:25:15Tsaka si Mamango, nakapamaywang na.
00:25:18Madam Kendi, anong sa tingin mo, anong masasabi mo dito sa mga baguhan sa number two tsaka number four?
00:25:24Proud ka ba na ito ang mga sumunod sa yapak ninyo?
00:25:27Oo.
00:25:27Sila ang susunod na henerasyon.
00:25:29At kinakatakot ko at pinagdarasal ko kung ano man na mangyayari sa mga susunod na henerasyon.
00:25:33Kung itulog na idehan ang magiging susunod na henerasyon,
00:25:36ngayon pala yung magsimula na tayo mag-adorasyon.
00:25:43Baka huling henerasyon na ito.
00:25:45Ito, di ba?
00:25:46Oo.
00:25:47So, pero si number one kasi,
00:25:49ang pinagmamalaki niya, yung kaharian nila.
00:25:52Mukha naman.
00:25:53Oo.
00:25:53Mukhang siya na lang ang natitira doon.
00:25:55Sa kaharian na yun, kaya siya ang naging reyna.
00:25:58Kung iimbitahan ka ni number one sa kanilang kaharian,
00:26:01pauunlakan mo ba siya?
00:26:02Siyempre, pauunlakan ko dahil maraming siyang sabon.
00:26:05Baka meron siya maraming padulas.
00:26:07Kaya pupunta ako doon.
00:26:09Iimbitahan mo siya sa inyong kaharian?
00:26:11Sa mama ka.
00:26:12Gamit ang lingwahin niyo, yung lingwahin niyo.
00:26:14Oo.
00:26:17Parang isa lang ilinyo niyo.
00:26:20Ba't puro ganun lang?
00:26:23Kausapin mo siya.
00:26:26Ayun.
00:26:27Oh, excited siya.
00:26:31Excited daw siya.
00:26:33Ano?
00:26:36Anong sabi niya?
00:26:38Ha?
00:26:38Maghahanda daw sila.
00:26:39Maghahanda.
00:26:40Maghahanda?
00:26:41Hindi, hindi yun ang sinabi ko.
00:26:43Hindi ba?
00:26:45Kapalitan mo eh.
00:26:48Hindi ba na yung sinabi?
00:27:11Kaharian ba kayo?
00:27:12Number three?
00:27:12Oo.
00:27:15Para umuulap.
00:27:17Para tapos na.
00:27:18Para tapos na.
00:27:19Anong pangalan na kaharian niyo, Kendi?
00:27:21Kaputiputian.
00:27:23Kaputiputian.
00:27:23Bawal pong ibang kulay doon.
00:27:25Pag meron pong ibang kulay doon, ay talaga akong pinupuksa.
00:27:29Agad itong pinapaalis at in-inspeksyon.
00:27:32Malamang alam na, alam na namin.
00:27:34Pag iba ang kulay mo, ikaw ay hindi kasama sa aming kaharian.
00:27:37Oo.
00:27:38Naku, naiiyak pa siya.
00:27:39Dahil marami na ako ang nagsubok na pumasok doon sa aming kaharian.
00:27:44Iba-ibang kulay.
00:27:46May verde.
00:27:48May violet.
00:27:50Parang halaya.
00:27:53May pumasok na parang bangus.
00:27:57May pula na parang may period.
00:28:04At mayroong mga alahera na gusto kaming kam-kaming.
00:28:11Anong mensahe mo sa lahat ng pumasok sa kaharian ninyo na parang gusto mo, kailangan mong bigin ang babalai?
00:28:17Kailangan pong ipaghiwalay ang dekolor.
00:28:21Sa puti.
00:28:23Sa puti.
00:28:25Importante yan.
00:28:27Kaya siya nakaputi, nakahiwalay talaga siya.
00:28:30Oo.
00:28:31At saka sa damit niya pa lang, mukhang siya ang nagbayad talaga ng resepsyon.
00:28:35Ako talaga nagbayad ng resepsyon.
00:28:37Kahit sa totoong buhay.
00:28:41Galing sa totoong mong karanasan.
00:28:43Kung meron isa lamang sa apat niya na ang hindi mo papapasukin sa iyong kaharian, sino yun?
00:28:54Si Ethel.
00:28:55Ay!
00:28:56Bakit?
00:28:56Bakit?
00:28:57Hindi kami nagkakaintindihan.
00:28:59Nag-usap kami kanina.
00:29:00Iba ang kanyang lengguahe.
00:29:01Saka nakita ko, meron siyang sariling kaharian.
00:29:04Kailangan niya munang asik ka sa huwi ng kaharian niya.
00:29:06Oo.
00:29:07Sa palagay, ano bang problema ng kaharian niya?
00:29:09Siya lang ang tao.
00:29:13Malaking problema yun.
00:29:14Ikaw lang ang tao sa kaharian mo.
00:29:15Siya lang ang tao.
00:29:16Hindi pa sila magkasun doon.
00:29:18Kaya mga gulong mo, eto na tayo kayo number four.
00:29:22Kamusta ang lagay ng kaso niyo?
00:29:24Hindi siya yun.
00:29:25Nakakalito yung cross-examination talaga.
00:29:28Pero linalaban ko naman, kahit ang sarili ko, hindi ko maintindihan.
00:29:34Pero kung ipaglalaban mo ang sarili mo sa mga sinasabi nila sa'yo ngayon, anong isasagot?
00:29:39Lahat ng sinabi niyo sa'kin, mali.
00:29:42Dahil?
00:29:43Alin doon ang pali?
00:29:45Yung sabi niya na nasa kaharian mo ko.
00:29:49Tapos, pareho kaming pangit niya, no?
00:29:52Ay, di niya sinabi yung pangit.
00:29:53Ay, di ba sinabi?
00:29:54Wala sinasabi.
00:29:54Alam mo.
00:29:55Wala lamang sinasabi.
00:29:56Alora, in a way, acceptance is the key.
00:30:00Ako, intrusive dot san tawag dyan, Verna.
00:30:03Pero actually, isa lang naman ang lamang ko sa kanilang apat.
00:30:06Ano yun?
00:30:07Kung ganda, meron naman kami lahat nun.
00:30:11Talino, feeling ko naman, meron din naman kami lahat nun.
00:30:15Feeling ko, lamang lang ako sa ngipin.
00:30:19Bakit?
00:30:21Ilan ba ang usual na ngipin?
00:30:24Normal na bilang ng ngipin?
00:30:2532.
00:30:26Yung second, 102.
00:30:28Sa harap pa lang yun, ha?
00:30:31Kaya nga ako nagpa-braces men, eh.
00:30:34Kasi may 300 pa sa likod.
00:30:36Pinapa-forward ko.
00:30:37Pati, ismail ka nga.
00:30:39Ah, maganda ang ngipin.
00:30:41Mukha nang mabaho ang hininga, pero mabaho ang hininga.
00:30:44Ay, di daw.
00:30:45Hindi.
00:30:46Nag-gargle ako, mene.
00:30:48Ah, nag-gargle.
00:30:49Pero, I would like to take this opportunity na sobrang sabihin kong kinikilig talaga ako ngayon.
00:30:54Ba?
00:30:55Dahil?
00:30:55Dahil nakasama ko yung mga iniidolo ko.
00:30:58Si Ma'am Ethel, si Ma'am Kendi, si Ma'am Pokwang.
00:31:02Si Alora talaga, hindi ba pinanggi?
00:31:03Sabo?
00:31:04Hindi, siyempre, isa na rin yan.
00:31:06Kasi bata pa lang ako, pinapanood ko na siya sa ASAP.
00:31:09Ba?
00:31:10ASAP?
00:31:10Si Ann Curtis yun, me.
00:31:12Iba yun.
00:31:13Hindi.
00:31:14Sa ASAP?
00:31:15Hindi.
00:31:15Magsasayaw?
00:31:16Kasi hindi si Jerusalian.
00:31:22Anong ginawa niya sa ASAP?
00:31:23Nag-host.
00:31:24Di ba nag-host ka ito dati?
00:31:25ASAP Jill, ah.
00:31:27Ah.
00:31:27Ah.
00:31:28Sabi ko, pangarap ko rin makita sa TV.
00:31:30And this time, di pa na ako makapiniwala na nakakasama ko na silang apat.
00:31:33Eh di, huwag kang maniwala.
00:31:34Hindi ka naman namin pipilitin.
00:31:35Baka ma-stress ka pa.
00:31:36Kamusta naman ang love life mo?
00:31:38Ako, love life ko, this time, it's complicated.
00:31:42Ay, bakit?
00:31:43Ano nangyari?
00:31:45We expect that.
00:31:45Okay lang ba?
00:31:46Okay lang ba i-share?
00:31:47Okay lang naman i-share.
00:31:48Kasi po, di ba, given naman na marami nagkakagusto sa akin.
00:31:52Oh.
00:31:53So, yung asawa ko, masyadong seloso.
00:31:56Oh.
00:31:56May asawa ko, ma'am.
00:31:58May asawa siya.
00:32:00Masyado siya seloso.
00:32:01So, yun yung pinag-aawayin namin.
00:32:02Lagi siya.
00:32:03Hindi niya ako pinapalabas ng bahay.
00:32:05Bakit?
00:32:05Marinig lang niya yung gate na, eh, pasok-pasok.
00:32:08Ginagawa kong pusa.
00:32:09Bakit ayaw kanyang palabasin?
00:32:11Baka makita ako ng tao.
00:32:12Ng mga kapit-bahay nila.
00:32:13Kasi, me, yung asawa ko, siya ang crush ng bayan sa kanila.
00:32:18Wala siyang niligawan doon.
00:32:20Tapos mag-expect ka.
00:32:21Ang iuwi niya, ganito.
00:32:22So, yung mga tao doon, talaga na bad trip sa kanya.
00:32:25Buti nakalabas ka ngayon.
00:32:27Takas nga lang ako, kuya.
00:32:29Anong term of endearment niyo?
00:32:31Um, actually, lahat.
00:32:34Lahat?
00:32:35Um, words of affirmation.
00:32:37Sinasabihan niya akong maganda.
00:32:39Term of endearment lang tinatanong ko.
00:32:41Kung tawag ko, bebe, love.
00:32:43Ah, love.
00:32:45Oo.
00:32:45Love ang term of endearment namin.
00:32:47Love ang tawag ko sa kanya.
00:32:49Sa kayo nagkakilala?
00:32:51Ay, ang pangit mo kiligin, ano?
00:32:53Ay, sorry, sorry.
00:32:54Actually, nene, yung asawa ko,
00:32:56na love at first sight sa akin.
00:32:59Oh.
00:33:00Ah, barang ang tawag doon.
00:33:02Yung unang tingin pa lang,
00:33:03nagustuhan ka agad,
00:33:04na barang,
00:33:05na, nahipa ng hangin.
00:33:07Oo.
00:33:08Nagkakilala kami sa, ano,
00:33:09sa angkas.
00:33:10Angkas, angkas.
00:33:11Na love at first sight siya,
00:33:12kasi naka-helmet ako noon.
00:33:14Oh.
00:33:15Nailove kayo sa angkas?
00:33:16Ikaw ay nagdadrive?
00:33:17Hindi, siya.
00:33:18Ay, siya.
00:33:19Kasa yung buhok mo doon?
00:33:20Hindi naman ako nakaganito.
00:33:22First time, syempre, nagpay ako.
00:33:24And then, the next time,
00:33:25through to life,
00:33:26sinasabi na niya na,
00:33:27ako na lagi magahatid sa'yo,
00:33:29wala nung bayad.
00:33:30Doon na niya ako niligawan.
00:33:31Iyon ang usapan niya.
00:33:33Pag tuwing sasakay ko sa akin,
00:33:34iahatid kita,
00:33:35pero wala nung bayad.
00:33:36Oo.
00:33:36Basta,
00:33:37hahablutin mo lang,
00:33:38itutubo ko sa'yo.
00:33:39Riding in tandem pa na sila.
00:33:41Oo.
00:33:41Tapos wala nung bayad,
00:33:42kasi maghahati tayo pagkatapos.
00:33:44Ipiprenda natin yung
00:33:45maghahablot natin.
00:33:45Magandang negosyo yun, ah.
00:33:46Oo.
00:33:46Doon sila sa motor talaga
00:33:48sinagkakilala nung Joe,
00:33:49nung asawa niya.
00:33:49Na-inlove sa kanya
00:33:50nung suot niya pa yung helmet,
00:33:51nung hindi pa binitinakanggal, ah.
00:33:53Ah.
00:33:53Nung tinanggal na?
00:33:54LQ sila.
00:33:55LQ agad?
00:33:56Hanggang nga hindi pa sila nagbabate.
00:33:58Takal na nun, ah.
00:33:59Pero,
00:33:59kaya kahit pag nagsiswimming sila,
00:34:00may suot siyang gano'n eh,
00:34:01yung sa ilalim ng tubig.
00:34:02Pag-scuba.
00:34:04Hindi,
00:34:04yung bilog,
00:34:05kung nagsiswimming ka,
00:34:06di ba yung may bilog,
00:34:07nasa ilalim ng tubig.
00:34:09Yung gano'n.
00:34:09Yung pang ano,
00:34:10parang hindi pa masing tubig.
00:34:11Pang-oxygen.
00:34:12Anong gusto mo naman sabihin
00:34:13sa mga babaeng
00:34:14hindi masyadong pinalad
00:34:15sa pag-ibig?
00:34:17Um.
00:34:18Ingat ka, ah.
00:34:19Aming dalawa, ah.
00:34:20Ah, hindi po ba kayo pinalad?
00:34:23Baka palarin ka dun sa
00:34:24three at saka five.
00:34:25It's a tie.
00:34:27Isa lang masasabi ko
00:34:28sa lahat ng single,
00:34:29girls dyan,
00:34:31please,
00:34:31mag-ayos naman kayo.
00:34:34Grabe.
00:34:34Mag-ayos kayo
00:34:35paglalabas,
00:34:36mag-make-up,
00:34:37para naman talagang
00:34:39katulad ko,
00:34:39magiging head-turner kayo.
00:34:41Diba?
00:34:41Lalo ka na,
00:34:42Miss Nicole.
00:34:43Uy.
00:34:45Head-turner talaga to eh.
00:34:46Lalo na pag dumadaan
00:34:47sa maraming polis.
00:34:49Nililingon talaga
00:34:50ng mga polis yan eh.
00:34:51Kahit sa mall,
00:34:52head-turner yan eh.
00:34:53Pero alam ko,
00:34:54si one, two, three, five,
00:34:55talo na kayo.
00:34:56Bakit?
00:34:57Tatlo utak niya,
00:34:58tatlo ulo.
00:35:01Tatlo lang ulo,
00:35:01pero walang utak lahat yan.
00:35:02Ay, wala ba lahat?
00:35:03Oo.
00:35:03Isa ba rin naman?
00:35:04Si number one,
00:35:05isa lang ang ulo,
00:35:06pero ang laki ng utak.
00:35:07Talaga?
00:35:08Namamaga eh,
00:35:09kaya hindi ba kakapag-isipin?
00:35:11Dito tayo kay number five.
00:35:13Ayan.
00:35:13Saan ayon ka ba
00:35:14sa mga sinasabi ni number four
00:35:15tungkol sa mga babae
00:35:16hindi pinalan sa pag-ibig?
00:35:17Kailangan daw kasi nag-aayos?
00:35:19Uy,
00:35:19Diyos ko,
00:35:19oo naman.
00:35:20Kita naman ayos na ayos.
00:35:21Diba?
00:35:22Nakita mo.
00:35:22Totoo yung sinabi niya,
00:35:23pero iwasan yung gantong ayos.
00:35:27Anong aabutin sa'yo
00:35:28pag ganyang ayos?
00:35:29Tsaka yung helmet na suot niya,
00:35:30may ganun din extra.
00:35:33Diba ba?
00:35:33Diba may anak ka?
00:35:34Yes.
00:35:35Pag laki niya,
00:35:36ganito.
00:35:37Anong balak mo?
00:35:39Oo,
00:35:39yung sweet-sweet ng anak mo.
00:35:43Ang buti na lang talaga,
00:35:44mahina dugo ko.
00:35:47Lahat ng mga anak ko,
00:35:48ang muka ng tatay.
00:35:49Salamat.
00:35:50Ang ganda rin
00:35:50ang kasuotan ni Ano eh.
00:35:53Pocwonder Woman.
00:35:55Pocwonder Woman.
00:35:56Malayo ba yung kaharian niyo
00:35:57sa kaharian ni number one
00:35:58at saka ni number three?
00:35:59Ay, sobrang layo.
00:36:00Lumayo talaga,
00:36:00ayaw lumapit sa kanila.
00:36:03Dahil?
00:36:03Dahil hindi masyadong ano,
00:36:05hindi, hindi, hindi.
00:36:06Kanina ka lumayo?
00:36:06Kay three or kay one?
00:36:09Ano ba?
00:36:09Sa kay two at saka kay three,
00:36:11lumayo kami.
00:36:12Kay two at saka kay three,
00:36:13lumayo kami.
00:36:14Kay two at saka,
00:36:14ay kay four.
00:36:15Dahil?
00:36:16Lumayo kami.
00:36:16Two and four,
00:36:17lumayo kami.
00:36:17Kasi syempre,
00:36:18iba naman ng mga
00:36:19tamagotchi sa ano.
00:36:22Huwag ang tamagotchi yung three
00:36:23at saka four.
00:36:24Kambal yan eh,
00:36:25tamagotchi talaga.
00:36:26Pero bilibo ko sa kanila,
00:36:27umabot sila sa panahon ng AI,
00:36:28ang mga tamagotchi.
00:36:30O syempre,
00:36:31malaki naman ng respeto ko
00:36:32kay Juan
00:36:33kasi negosyante.
00:36:34Bagay na bagay
00:36:35yung napili niyang negosyo.
00:36:38Soap opera.
00:36:39Soap opera.
00:36:40Ay, opera.
00:36:42Dahil pa opera siya.
00:36:43Tignan mo,
00:36:44o si Pocwonder.
00:36:45Ang taas ng respeto niya sa'yo.
00:36:47Thank you, pare.
00:36:48Sa industry natin,
00:36:49si Pocwonder lang ang
00:36:50rumispeto sa'yo.
00:36:51Si Pocwonder na naiwan.
00:36:53El Pasadde rin naman.
00:36:55Soap opera.
00:36:56Kung may special powers
00:36:57ka na isishare
00:36:58kay number one,
00:36:59anong mga power yung...
00:37:00Siguro,
00:37:01ang may bibigay ko sa kanyang
00:37:03power na may bibigay ko sa kanya,
00:37:05yung talagang
00:37:06ipapakita
00:37:07ang pagiging matalino
00:37:08ng mga Pilipina.
00:37:11Pero alam mo,
00:37:12pili ko,
00:37:12hindi nila kaya yung ano,
00:37:13yung ano mo kanina,
00:37:14yung stand.
00:37:16Yung matrix.
00:37:17Si, tignan natin,
00:37:17kung sino sa kanila,
00:37:19o pagbongahan na ng talento,
00:37:20tignan natin,
00:37:22Wonder Woman,
00:37:23pwede ka mapunta sa gitna.
00:37:24Titignan natin kung magagawa nila
00:37:26yung ginawa mo.
00:37:27Nasaan yung espada kanina?
00:37:29Tis ko.
00:37:30Yung totoo yung espada.
00:37:31Hindi, huwag yung...
00:37:32Yung may talim.
00:37:34Nasaan na yung kanina?
00:37:35Kahit hindi tayo tano lang,
00:37:35mag-anong.
00:37:36Dali, asa na yun?
00:37:37Nirentahan lang daw yun.
00:37:39Ah, kailangan solid.
00:37:40Nirent nga kasi per hour.
00:37:41Ito na lang,
00:37:41ma-extend.
00:37:42Pwede na yan,
00:37:43para mabilis tayo.
00:37:43Kanina nga may sebo pa
00:37:45ng ano yung bulan.
00:37:45Ay, pwede na to.
00:37:47Pwede na to.
00:37:48O.
00:37:49Ano to?
00:37:49May salubso po eh.
00:37:51Diba?
00:37:52Ano ba, hazing?
00:37:53Ikaw ang action star eh.
00:37:54May hazing?
00:37:56O, sino to?
00:37:57Ayan, ayan.
00:37:57Ito, ito, ito.
00:37:58Ito yung talent.
00:37:58Ito yung talent.
00:37:59Ayan, pasok ka.
00:38:01Ito yung talent po kanina.
00:38:02Ito rin yung talent
00:38:03di Kendi kanina eh.
00:38:05Mukha tong ano,
00:38:06nag-acrobat sa perya.
00:38:08Wanda ng katawan.
00:38:09Transition.
00:38:10Kegeng.
00:38:10Kegeng transition na.
00:38:11Oo.
00:38:12Ay, ka, kao.
00:38:13O.
00:38:14Paano?
00:38:14Sige.
00:38:17Oo.
00:38:21Oo.
00:38:24Rapi yun.
00:38:24Matrix.
00:38:25Ang galing.
00:38:26Paano kasi number one?
00:38:28Sinalakay ang kahariyan nyo.
00:38:29Paano mo haharapin yun?
00:38:30Number one.
00:38:31O, ikaw nalang tao dun ha.
00:38:32Tandaan mo.
00:38:33O, tingnan mo.
00:38:34Kailangan mabuhay ka.
00:38:35Meron gustong umagaw
00:38:37ng kahariyan nyo.
00:38:38Okay.
00:38:39Ganun, sasalakayan nyo rin ha.
00:38:41Action.
00:38:44Okay.
00:38:45Takin pa.
00:38:48Oo.
00:38:49Oo.
00:38:50Oo, isa pa sa likod.
00:38:51May isa pa.
00:38:54Siyempre dapat lumabang ka, Ethel.
00:38:59Patay putol pa.
00:39:02Ganun lang?
00:39:03Wala nung mababang ganun?
00:39:04Oo.
00:39:05Oo.
00:39:07Oo.
00:39:09Tayo ka na, Ethel.
00:39:10May nakita ko yung mga gagamba.
00:39:12Tatlo.
00:39:15May tatlong gagamba nagli-wrestling.
00:39:18Si Gagambu yun.
00:39:19Ang hirap naman sumaali sa contest nito.
00:39:21Spider-woman pala.
00:39:23Oo.
00:39:24Si number two.
00:39:25Tingnan natin si number two.
00:39:25Paano kayo naman ang sasalakayan?
00:39:30Larga!
00:39:33At patay ka.
00:39:34Wala kang ilat.
00:39:35Wala kang ilat.
00:39:36Grabe.
00:39:37Hinati mo sa gitna.
00:39:38Tinaing mo eh.
00:39:39In-otopsin mo naman.
00:39:41Sa gitna talaga?
00:39:42Pero kay Poco pa.
00:39:43Ganun sa kanya pa.
00:39:44Ay, taga, taga.
00:39:45Ikaw naman.
00:39:45Pari ito.
00:39:48Teka lang.
00:39:49Teka lang.
00:39:49Ano lang yan yung sasapaan?
00:39:53Power yan, power.
00:39:54Pananggala.
00:39:54Ano akala mo dyan?
00:39:56Anik-anik?
00:39:56Pananggala.
00:39:57Ang kasapit lang.
00:39:58Ay.
00:39:59Ay, ang tara.
00:40:00Cinderella.
00:40:01Oo.
00:40:02Grabe.
00:40:02Cinderella.
00:40:03Kaya lang kulubot yung brief mo, kuye.
00:40:05Kaya masyado nakakasexy.
00:40:09Bacon, bacon.
00:40:11Cinderella.
00:40:14Pagpapinapatok niya pa yung paan ni Rida sa sasapa.
00:40:16Tara.
00:40:16Paan ni Cinderella.
00:40:17Mukha ni Fiona.
00:40:20Prinsesa pa din.
00:40:21Kamukha ko yung pa ako.
00:40:23Ang sweet yan, ha.
00:40:25Ah, naku, wala pa mang tinsyawa ngayon si Fiona.
00:40:32Papaaralin kita.
00:40:35O, larga ko.
00:40:41Uy!
00:40:42Uy!
00:40:44Grabe, yun ang pinakamababa.
00:40:46Ay!
00:40:47Patay ka!
00:40:48Patay ka!
00:40:48Ay, ay, ay, kinuha yung...
00:40:49Ay, parang nag-a-aya.
00:40:51Ay.
00:40:53Tayo nyo raw, tayo.
00:40:54Tayo nyo raw siya.
00:40:56Masakit sa tuhod yun.
00:40:59Ang hirap kumita.
00:41:02Yung pagka-aticlop ng legs niya, parang papilag talaga.
00:41:06Ang hirap kumita ng pera.
00:41:08Pero, ang paka-flexible mo.
00:41:11Diba?
00:41:11Parang nag-ano talaga siya.
00:41:13Ano?
00:41:13Nag-volley class.
00:41:15Nag-jazz dance.
00:41:17Iba yung lambot eh.
00:41:19O, pilates.
00:41:20O, nag-pilates.
00:41:21Ay!
00:41:22Nagbabadya yung isang rey na nakahariyan.
00:41:23Nagtanggal lang sapatos.
00:41:25Ay, may antipara.
00:41:26Ano meron?
00:41:27Ang daming laman doon sa loon.
00:41:28Ang daming loon.
00:41:29May pang-retouch.
00:41:31May, may, may antipara.
00:41:34Taray ng brahma mo.
00:41:35Kapangyarihan, no?
00:41:37May rex.
00:41:38Meron pa.
00:41:39Ah, wala na.
00:41:39O.
00:41:40Ayan na, ayan na.
00:41:42Salakay!
00:41:47O, lumalaban to.
00:41:48Lumalaban.
00:41:49O, huy!
00:41:56Ayan, sa likod mo!
00:42:01O, o!
00:42:05Nanggugulpi pala to.
00:42:06Nanggugulpi.
00:42:09Sige, suntukin mo.
00:42:13Tinabaan eh.
00:42:14Sige, ayan.
00:42:15Nagsisintas pa pa.
00:42:16Nalaban eh.
00:42:17Ay!
00:42:21Wala.
00:42:21Naligpet.
00:42:22Naligpet.
00:42:23Niga, niga.
00:42:24O.
00:42:25Ay, pumasok si number four!
00:42:35Natakot!
00:42:36Natakot.
00:42:37Ay, nalaban ko eh siya.
00:42:39Oh!
00:42:40Oh!
00:42:41Ah!
00:42:45Nakasundok!
00:42:46Wala.
00:42:47Iba pa rin si number five talaga.
00:42:49Iba pa rin si number five.
00:42:51Iba yung mga kapangyarihan nila eh.
00:42:54Okay.
00:42:57Ayan, maganda na tayo magtanong.
00:42:58Kasi pagod na pagod.
00:42:59Yes!
00:43:00Ngayon, titignan natin.
00:43:01Kung sino talaga ang pinaka-aktibo ang utak.
00:43:03Kung kailan pagod na pagod na.
00:43:05Correct!
00:43:05Okay, so magtatanungan na tayo.
00:43:07Palakpakan natin si numbers one, two, three, four, at five.
00:43:11Magsisimula tayong tatanungin si Bat Halumang Etelia Laguna.
00:43:15Okay?
00:43:16Abantingan muna rito.
00:43:25Ayan.
00:43:26Nasa first round na tayo.
00:43:27Ito ang Witlang.
00:43:30Handa ka na ba?
00:43:33Okay lang.
00:43:34Ay, hindi.
00:43:35Wala ka na mag-gago.
00:43:36Ano ba ito?
00:43:37Ah!
00:43:38Mamayana yan.
00:43:40Oo, mamayana.
00:43:40Nasa Witlang na ako.
00:43:42Okay.
00:43:43So, eto na.
00:43:44OPA Escort, Ryan Pasok!
00:43:46Let's go!
00:43:54Joke!
00:43:56Anong tawak?
00:43:59Tawas?
00:44:00Anong tawak?
00:44:02Anong tawak?
00:44:04Sa pangalan ng babae
00:44:06na laging nasa kulungan?
00:44:11Anong tawag sa pangalan ng babae na laging nasa kulungan?
00:44:15Kulungan.
00:44:16Ano?
00:44:17Edi.
00:44:17In jail.
00:44:23In jail.
00:44:24In jail.
00:44:25In jail.
00:44:26In jail daw.
00:44:27Pagka-level.
00:44:30Bumunod ka na?
00:44:31Ba't halumang etelia?
00:44:35In jail.
00:44:36In jail.
00:44:37In jail.
00:44:38Bumunod ka na laging nasa kulungan?
00:44:40Bumunod ka na laging nasa kulungan?
00:44:40Thank you very much.
00:44:43And I thank you.
00:44:45Kaya!
00:44:47Kaya!
00:44:48Kaya-kaya.
00:44:49But halumang etelia, ang tanong, sa iyong palagay, marami bang pasa ang mga hampas lupa?
00:44:59Marami bang pasa ang mga hampas lupa?
00:45:02Sagot!
00:45:04Can you repeat the question?
00:45:10Ba't halumang etelia?
00:45:12Ang tanong?
00:45:16Yun, maintindi niya yan.
00:45:22Simple guy.
00:45:25Marami bang pasa ang mga hampas lupa?
00:45:31Sagot!
00:45:34I believe.
00:45:36Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for the dangerous question.
00:45:41Ang hirap kasi.
00:45:42It's so dangerous for my brain.
00:45:44I believe.
00:45:47Ano nga ulit?
00:45:48Ano nga ulit?
00:45:49Pulin muna to, eh.
00:45:50Then, meron bang pasa ang mga hampas lupa?
00:45:54I believe.
00:45:57Depende.
00:45:59Diba?
00:46:01Ikaw sasaguti.
00:46:03Depende.
00:46:04Depende.
00:46:05And I thank you, Chardine.
00:46:07Depende ito.
00:46:08Seryoso ha?
00:46:09Depende po ito.
00:46:12Ano kwentuhan lang?
00:46:15Depende po ito sa ugali at pananaw ng isang hampas lupa.
00:46:20Kung ang isang hampas lupa ay masama ugali at basagulero, hindi lang pasa ang matatamun ito, kundi bukon at kurikong.
00:46:31Pero, that of what?
00:46:36Investigation.
00:46:38Pagbabait ang hampas lupa, iba ang karma nito.
00:46:43Mapapabuti.
00:46:45Mapapa.
00:46:45Hindi ito mapapahampas lupa.
00:46:48Ito ay mapapahampas langit.
00:46:52Ganun ang karma na gagawin.
00:46:56Diba?
00:46:57Tama, diba?
00:46:58So, ito ay it depends.
00:47:02And I thank you!
00:47:05Thank you, Canada number one!
00:47:07Okay, laman.
00:47:09Ikaw lang nag-beat-beat ang tanong dito.
00:47:10Oo.
00:47:11Anong gumagawa niyan?
00:47:12Makapala, chika.
00:47:13Bakit ang sagot mo na naman pala ay it depends.
00:47:17Pwede naman depende.
00:47:19So, ito ay it depends.
00:47:21Oo, pag mabuti ka daw, hindi ka hampas langit ka.
00:47:24Okay, doon ka pupunta.
00:47:26Okay, tawagin na lang si Canada number two, Alora Bolivar Kubao.
00:47:30Ano komento mo sa sagot ni Bat Halumang Itelia?
00:47:33Um, ang dami kong natutunan, pero wala kong maalala.
00:47:37Buti na lang, nakalimutan mo.
00:47:39Eto na, Ryan Bang, pasok!
00:47:42Ay, Jackie pala!
00:47:44What's up, Jackie?
00:47:45Sa malamig, sa malamig.
00:47:46Hey!
00:47:47Hey!
00:47:48Hey!
00:47:49Sa malamig, sa malamig.
00:47:55Kaya ni Kendi yun, no?
00:47:57Yung ganung sayaw.
00:47:58Ganun ko magsayaw dati.
00:48:01Pakita po, pakita po kay Chuck Kendi mo?
00:48:04Sa malamig, sa malamig.
00:48:06Oo!
00:48:09Sa malamig, sa malamig.
00:48:13Oo!
00:48:14Di ba yun sa kanya? Hello!
00:48:16Ano?
00:48:16Yan ang number one sa Pegasus noong 1989, no?
00:48:20Number one sa Pegay, yan noong 1989.
00:48:23Jackie?
00:48:24Joke!
00:48:25Anong tawag sa conditioner pag paubos na?
00:48:30Ano?
00:48:32Decondition.
00:48:34Anong bibo?
00:48:37Oo, isa pa.
00:48:42Anong tawag sa artista kapag jumakpat?
00:48:48Lucky?
00:48:49Hindi.
00:48:51Ano?
00:48:51Eh di, Eugen Buminggo!
00:48:59Eugen Buminggo.
00:49:00Buti na lang, ang ganda mo talaga ngayon.
00:49:03Bulot ka na, Lady Allora Boulevard Cubao.
00:49:08Di ka, shake ka mo.
00:49:13Maraming salamat.
00:49:14Dilaw din nakuha niya.
00:49:18Ay!
00:49:19Ang ganda mo.
00:49:25Maulan kasi ngayon.
00:49:27Medyo maulan yung panahon, di ba?
00:49:29Ito ang tanong.
00:49:31Mababadrip ba ang tuyo kapag nabasa siya?
00:49:36Mababadrip ba ang tuyo kapag nabasa siya?
00:49:40Sagot!
00:49:41Anong sagot, Buminggo?
00:49:42Anong sagot?
00:49:44Bakit ako sumagot?
00:49:45Bakit ako tataloy?
00:49:46Ako ba, ako ba?
00:49:48I believe,
00:49:50oo,
00:49:52mababadrip ang tuyo kapag nabasa siya.
00:49:54Kasi,
00:49:56kasi hindi niya branding yun.
00:49:59Minahal siya ng Pinoy dahil tuyo siya,
00:50:01hindi siya basa.
00:50:02Pagbasa siya,
00:50:03sinabawang isda.
00:50:05Pero alam niyo kung ano
00:50:07ang dapat hindi natin maging branding bilang Pilipino.
00:50:10Ang makontento sa serbisyong tuyo
00:50:15at pangakong napako.
00:50:19Ano?
00:50:20Solusyong balde-balde lang.
00:50:22Elio yun, di ba?
00:50:24Kaya dapat ka lang paghin natin ang government.
00:50:28Yeah,
00:50:29kasi dapat hindi tayo makontento sa kulang na serbisyo.
00:50:34Kasi,
00:50:36ang,
00:50:36ano yun?
00:50:38Tuyo, no?
00:50:39Tuyo.
00:50:39Ang tuyo, kapag nabasa,
00:50:41mawawalan siya ng identity.
00:50:44Pero,
00:50:45ang mga Pilipino,
00:50:47kahit ilang beses tayong binabaha
00:50:49at nababasa,
00:50:52dapat,
00:50:53hindi tayo mawalan ng boses.
00:50:55And I,
00:50:56thank you.
00:50:57Yes!
00:50:58Yes!
00:50:59A Laura Bolivar at Kubaw!
00:51:01Thank you, Carmen.
00:51:02Maraming, maraming salamat.
00:51:03Ang layo sasagot nung number one.
00:51:05May chance ka.
00:51:06Kaya nahirapan ako eh.
00:51:07Kasi from five down to four.
00:51:09Alam mo na, di ba?
00:51:11Talo na ako sa beauty nun eh.
00:51:12Sana naman ito, no?
00:51:13Ay, hindi.
00:51:14May chance.
00:51:14May chance.
00:51:15Oo.
00:51:16Huwag kang miniminos yung beauty mo.
00:51:18Ang mahalaga,
00:51:18hindi kang umunguya.
00:51:21Thank you, Laura Bolivar.
00:51:23Kubaw!
00:51:23Ngayon naman susunod si
00:51:25candidate number three,
00:51:26Candiva Lacrofasia.
00:51:29Miss Candiva Lacrofasia.
00:51:32Okay.
00:51:33Medyo ka ba?
00:51:35Mag-diyo yung escort.
00:51:38I see this.
00:51:38Di ba?
00:51:39Ninervyos ka ba sa sagot ni Juan
00:51:41at saka ni two?
00:51:42Opo.
00:51:43Dahil?
00:51:44Gusto ko lang.
00:51:45Gusto mo lang nervyosin.
00:51:46Choice mo mo nervyosin.
00:51:47Pwede pala yun ano.
00:51:48Choice ko.
00:51:48Choice ko na hindi nervyosin.
00:51:50Pag-bet ko.
00:51:50Kasi maganda,
00:51:51maganda ang mga sagot nila.
00:51:52Di ba?
00:51:53May katoturan.
00:51:54May pupuntahan.
00:51:55Yung isa,
00:51:56hindi muk niya na ang gobyerno
00:51:57sa kanyang abut kasiya.
00:51:59Yung isa,
00:52:00maganda rin.
00:52:02Pero sa tingin mo,
00:52:03kaya na mong lagpasan
00:52:04yung mga sagot nila?
00:52:06Susubukan po natin.
00:52:08Sabi niya,
00:52:09hindi ko alam.
00:52:11Ryan bang pasok!
00:52:13Bang bang!
00:52:14Joke!
00:52:14Anong tawak
00:52:16sa sapatos na
00:52:18laging may problema?
00:52:22Ano?
00:52:23Edy,
00:52:25Issues!
00:52:28Issues!
00:52:29Miss Nacropathia,
00:52:31pumunod ka na.
00:52:32Parang may issues
00:52:33yung joke mo.
00:52:36Ayan.
00:52:38Okay.
00:52:47Ito ang tanong namin
00:52:49para sa iyo,
00:52:50candidate number three.
00:52:53Candi ba?
00:52:55Lacropathia.
00:52:56Kaya ni Candi.
00:52:58Kaya ni Candi ba?
00:53:00Sa iyong pag...
00:53:05Okay.
00:53:07Ito ang iyong katanungan.
00:53:08Candidate number three.
00:53:10Makinig ka lamang.
00:53:11Huminga ka lang ng malalim.
00:53:12Yes.
00:53:13O manalig ka.
00:53:15O.
00:53:15Kaya, kaya.
00:53:16O, ayan.
00:53:17O.
00:53:19Ito lang.
00:53:20Ang katanungan
00:53:21para sa iyo.
00:53:22Kung ikaw
00:53:23ang nanay ni Poo,
00:53:26Winnie the Pooh to,
00:53:27hindi yung komedyante.
00:53:29Kung ikaw
00:53:30ang nanay ni Winnie the Pooh,
00:53:33pupurgahin mo ba siya?
00:53:34Ha?
00:53:35Kung ikaw
00:53:36ang nanay ni Winnie the Pooh,
00:53:38pupurgahin mo ba siya?
00:53:41Sagot!
00:53:49I believe
00:53:50kung ako po ang nanay ni
00:53:52Winnie the Pooh,
00:53:54hindi kong siya pupurgahin.
00:53:56Dahil malamang,
00:53:58yung Poo po
00:53:58ay ang aking apelido.
00:54:01Dahil ako ang nanay,
00:54:02ako si Mommy the Pooh.
00:54:05Alam ko,
00:54:06ang Pooh,
00:54:06sa English ay Pooh,
00:54:08sa Tagalog ay dumi.
00:54:10Kaya nung iisip na pupurgahin mo.
00:54:11Ko siya dahil,
00:54:12well, Pooh.
00:54:13Pero ang totoo,
00:54:14kaya malaki ang chan
00:54:15ni Winnie the Pooh.
00:54:17Dahil kami po
00:54:17ay kapampangan po.
00:54:22Madalas po kami kumain.
00:54:23Nasa lahi po namin
00:54:25ang aming pagkain
00:54:26at ang magluto
00:54:27masasarap na pagkain
00:54:28na maraming mantika.
00:54:30Di ba?
00:54:31Madalas ang mga kapampangan
00:54:32ay mahilig sa masasarap na pagkain.
00:54:35Hindi po ba?
00:54:35At kahit anong hugis,
00:54:37kasarian,
00:54:38ano man na
00:54:39nagsura ng aking anak,
00:54:40siya po'y pupurgahin ko
00:54:42at pupunuin ko po
00:54:43ng pagmamahal.
00:54:45Pupunuin ko po
00:54:46ng lambing
00:54:48at pag-aaruga
00:54:49na naniniwala ko
00:54:50kung sino man siya,
00:54:52ano man ang kanyang
00:54:53diperehan siya,
00:54:54kapansanan,
00:54:55o itsura,
00:54:57anak ko siya.
00:54:58Thank you po.
00:55:00Oh!
00:55:02Thank you po.
00:55:03Leng ah.
00:55:04Ano yun?
00:55:04Nangihigay mo dyan, Ethel.
00:55:05Yes.
00:55:06Hello, hello, hello.
00:55:07Bakit?
00:55:07Parang mas maganda yung sagot ko to.
00:55:09Ang haba pero parang
00:55:12parang wala na.
00:55:15Mas maganda yung sagot mo na?
00:55:17Ganda.
00:55:17It depends.
00:55:18Oo, yung it depends.
00:55:19Yung konti lang
00:55:20pero ang lalim.
00:55:23Thank you candidate number three.
00:55:26It depends daw,
00:55:27it depends.
00:55:27It depends.
00:55:28Kaya malalim mo.
00:55:29Candidate number four.
00:55:32Verna,
00:55:33si Shih Tzu Ramirez.
00:55:34Di ba?
00:55:35Pang ano siya yung
00:55:36The Crown.
00:55:38Napano niyo ba yung
00:55:38serious na The Crown?
00:55:40Ah, yes.
00:55:41Yung mga preview.
00:55:41Si Charlotte,
00:55:43di ba?
00:55:44Charlotte.
00:55:46Dala yun?
00:55:48Pero wala si Charlotte
00:55:50sa The Crown.
00:55:51Okay.
00:55:52Jackie, pasok!
00:55:53Sa sarili ko,
00:55:54subukan mo.
00:55:55Hey!
00:55:57Saman lang,
00:55:57make, saman lang.
00:55:58Joe!
00:55:59Oo, di ba?
00:55:59Pag ganun mo,
00:56:00joke agad.
00:56:01Yes.
00:56:01Parang nagpahid lang.
00:56:03Parang weird na po rin.
00:56:05Joke.
00:56:07Anong tawag
00:56:08sa trabaho
00:56:09na pwede mong tayaan?
00:56:12Ano?
00:56:13Eh di,
00:56:15Piloto.
00:56:18Bunot ka na?
00:56:19Oo.
00:56:20Shih Tzu Ramirez,
00:56:21it's your turn.
00:56:22Parang hindi pang anniversary
00:56:23yung banat niyo.
00:56:24Oo,
00:56:25the people.
00:56:28Shih Tzu Ramirez!
00:56:33Ay!
00:56:34Ay!
00:56:35Ay!
00:56:36Nagulat si Shih Tzu Ramirez.
00:56:39Okay, ito katanungan para sa'yo.
00:56:41Pwede bang gamutin
00:56:43ng bumbero
00:56:44ang inaapoy
00:56:45na lagnat?
00:56:47Pwede bang gamutin
00:56:48ng bumbero
00:56:49ang inaapoy
00:56:49ng lagnat?
00:56:50Sagot.
00:56:52I believe,
00:56:53madlang people,
00:56:54na oo.
00:56:55Pwede gamutin
00:56:56ng bumbero
00:56:57ang inaapoy
00:56:58na lagnat.
00:56:59Dahil una sa lahat,
00:57:00ang mga bumbero po,
00:57:02talaga merong sapat na training
00:57:03sa first aid,
00:57:04di ba?
00:57:05Meron akong kilalang bumbero,
00:57:07siya na mismo
00:57:07yung inaapoy ng lagnat,
00:57:08pero naapulan niya pa rin
00:57:10yung inaapoy na bahay.
00:57:11Ganyang kagaling
00:57:12ang mga bumbero.
00:57:13Kaya,
00:57:14tama madlang people?
00:57:16Mabungay ang mga bumbero!
00:57:19Pero tandaan niyo,
00:57:21madlang people,
00:57:22na hindi po lahat
00:57:23ng inaapoy
00:57:23bubuhusan natin
00:57:25ng tubig, ha?
00:57:26Halimbawa,
00:57:27ikaw,
00:57:27Judge Nicole,
00:57:28nag-aapoy ka na
00:57:29sa galit,
00:57:30buhusan kita ng tubig,
00:57:31di ba lalo ka magagalit?
00:57:33Tama madlang people,
00:57:34mabuhay si Judge Nicole!
00:57:38At kung ako man po,
00:57:40ang inaapoy
00:57:41ng lagnat,
00:57:42gusto ko po na
00:57:43gamutin ako
00:57:44ng isang
00:57:45guwapong bumbero
00:57:46para bumabaman
00:57:47ng lagnat ko,
00:57:48bibilis naman
00:57:49ang tibok
00:57:50ng puso ko.
00:57:51Tama madlang people,
00:57:52mabuhay
00:57:53ang puso ko!
00:57:56And I,
00:57:57thank you!
00:57:58Maraming salamat,
00:57:59Shih Tzu Ramirez
00:58:00ng Las Piñas!
00:58:01Yes,
00:58:02at ito na ang uling
00:58:02sa salang,
00:58:03si Poc Wonder Woman.
00:58:05Ah, eto na,
00:58:06may kapangyarihan.
00:58:07Ito,
00:58:07super hero to eh.
00:58:09Ang hirap pala
00:58:10ng matagal na ka tayo,
00:58:11ang mga tuhod
00:58:12ang sakit na.
00:58:13Saya tali ko,
00:58:14sumisipol na eh,
00:58:14kanina pa.
00:58:16Kumakaroon siya,
00:58:17tasang takong niya eh.
00:58:18Raya,
00:58:19binisan mo na ang mama,
00:58:20pagod na!
00:58:22Joke!
00:58:24Anong tawak
00:58:25sa pizza
00:58:26na lasa?
00:58:28Anong tawak
00:58:29sa pizza?
00:58:30Anong pizza?
00:58:31Pizza o pizza?
00:58:32Pizza?
00:58:32Pizza.
00:58:33Anong tawak
00:58:34sa pizza?
00:58:34Yung may keso,
00:58:35yung may ano?
00:58:36Pizza?
00:58:37Setting spray ba yun?
00:58:39Oo, parang na-set eh.
00:58:40Pizza na
00:58:42lasang papel.
00:58:44Ano?
00:58:46Eddie?
00:58:46Paperoni?
00:58:47Tama ka man.
00:58:48Oo, kata.
00:58:52Guna ka na mama.
00:58:53Isa na lang pala yan.
00:58:55Oo.
00:58:56Maraming salamat.
00:58:57Ayan.
00:59:01Poc Wonder Woman.
00:59:03Yes.
00:59:04Ang tanong,
00:59:05sa iyong paragay,
00:59:06pinapawisan ba
00:59:07ang taong mahangin?
00:59:11Pinapawisan ba
00:59:12ang taong mahangin?
00:59:15Sagot!
00:59:17Teka!
00:59:18Teka lang!
00:59:19Okay!
00:59:21Yes!
00:59:21I believe,
00:59:23according to research,
00:59:24wow!
00:59:26Yes,
00:59:26but lang people,
00:59:27I believe
00:59:28na pinapawisan
00:59:29ang taong mahangin.
00:59:31Tao!
00:59:32Tao nga, di ba?
00:59:33Nakakita ba kayo
00:59:33ng isda na pinawisan?
00:59:35Di ba wala?
00:59:36Kasi nga,
00:59:36dried sila.
00:59:39Pero,
00:59:40ang pagkakaiba lang kasi
00:59:41na mga taong mahangin,
00:59:43pag pinapawisan,
00:59:44hindi umaamin
00:59:45na may amoy
00:59:46ang kanilang mga pawis.
00:59:47Pero,
00:59:48ang masasabi ko lang,
00:59:49bilang tao,
00:59:50tayo,
00:59:51importante tayong pinapawisan,
00:59:52nag-e-airsisyo tayo,
00:59:54pinapawisan,
00:59:55unang-una,
00:59:55dapat pinapawisan tayo
00:59:56sa paghahanap buhay,
00:59:57lumalaban ng patas,
00:59:59dahil ang pawis
01:00:00na nakuha sa patas na laban,
01:00:02yan ay pinagpapala.
01:00:04Hindi ba?
01:00:05At,
01:00:05ang importante,
01:00:07ang importante talaga,
01:00:09tayo mga tao
01:00:09ay napapawis
01:00:10araw-araw,
01:00:12ika nga,
01:00:13mag-exercise tayo
01:00:14tuwing umaga,
01:00:15tuwing umaga,
01:00:16tuwing umaga,
01:00:17upang ang kataban mo ay
01:00:19sumigla.
01:00:21Oo!
01:00:22Para may sinasabi na naman
01:00:23si Ethel.
01:00:24Sabi,
01:00:25papangit na mga sago.
01:00:27Wala talaga,
01:00:28kaya ako number one,
01:00:29eh,
01:00:29kailangan talaga
01:00:29makabog yung answer.
01:00:31Thank you po.
01:00:32So,
01:00:32ikaw ang standard.
01:00:33Oo,
01:00:34thank you po,
01:00:34Kuwanger Wumam.
01:00:36Ngayon naman,
01:00:36alamin na natin,
01:00:37komento natin mga hurado,
01:00:38simulan natin kay hurado,
01:00:39Gladys Reyes.
01:00:41What's up,
01:00:42Madlang people?
01:00:45Congratulations,
01:00:46showtime,
01:00:47and,
01:00:47uh,
01:00:48happy anniversary.
01:00:50Miss Q&A,
01:00:51one and two.
01:00:53Both of you are both
01:00:54Q&A.
01:00:57Yes.
01:00:57Ano yung ibig sabihin?
01:00:59Quintessential
01:00:59and amusing.
01:01:01Alam mo yun, Ethel?
01:01:03Quintessential.
01:01:04Maganda pakinggan.
01:01:05Oo,
01:01:06I like it.
01:01:07Spell po,
01:01:07spell.
01:01:08Pero,
01:01:08te,
01:01:09sa totoo lang,
01:01:10classic ang inyong mga binitawan
01:01:11at very entertaining.
01:01:13So,
01:01:13para sa akin,
01:01:14nagustuhan ko
01:01:15ang inyong pinakita.
01:01:16Congratulations in advance.
01:01:17Thank you, Gladys.
01:01:19Kaya naman,
01:01:19masasabi mo,
01:01:20Raho Laurel.
01:01:22Hello,
01:01:23Madlang people!
01:01:25Ah,
01:01:26masasabi ko lang,
01:01:27ang hirap-hirap pala
01:01:28talaga dito sa Q&A.
01:01:31Ah,
01:01:31Candy,
01:01:32bigyan kita ng gamot
01:01:33para sa poo problem mo.
01:01:36And,
01:01:37Shih Tzu,
01:01:38can I adopt you?
01:01:39You're so cute.
01:01:40Oh,
01:01:42ia-adopt.
01:01:42Pagkailangan nyo po
01:01:43ng model.
01:01:44Yes.
01:01:45Pwede.
01:01:46Meron akong bagong line.
01:01:48Specifically for you.
01:01:50Oo.
01:01:50Yung,
01:01:51pero ano ha,
01:01:52for pets only.
01:01:55For fur babies.
01:01:57Thank you,
01:01:58Brother Raho.
01:02:00And,
01:02:01of course,
01:02:01ang next natin,
01:02:02I see
01:02:02Nicole,
01:02:03Kurt Roberts.
01:02:04Hello,
01:02:05Madam people!
01:02:06And,
01:02:06hello,
01:02:07ladies!
01:02:08Aking gorgeous na
01:02:09Puckwonder woman!
01:02:11Ang palaban na palaban ka today
01:02:12at salamat sa mga reminders mo
01:02:14bilang isang mama-mama namin.
01:02:16Pero,
01:02:16one thing's for sure,
01:02:18best in talent ka talaga
01:02:19for me today.
01:02:21Congratulations,
01:02:21Aries,
01:02:22and good luck to the both of you!
01:02:24Thank you,
01:02:24Horado Nicole,
01:02:25at good luck sa ating mga kandidata.
01:02:27Tatlong kandidata
01:02:28ang papaslak sa final round!
01:02:30At ang una
01:02:30ay si candidate number!
01:02:41Five Puckwonder woman!
01:02:48Ang papaslak din sa
01:02:49beclamation
01:02:50is si candidate number!
01:02:54Three!
01:02:55Cantibala
01:02:55Cofatia!
01:03:01Parang seniors edition
01:03:02talagang nangyari.
01:03:03Oo.
01:03:04Ay!
01:03:04Kabuga na to!
01:03:05Ay, bakit?
01:03:06Sino kaya kina
01:03:07one,
01:03:07two,
01:03:07at four?
01:03:09Paslak ka rin!
01:03:10Congratulations,
01:03:11candidate number!
01:03:13Yay!
01:03:15One,
01:03:15but halu mga etel,
01:03:17guys!
01:03:19Grabe!
01:03:20Congratulations,
01:03:21one,
01:03:22three,
01:03:22and five.
01:03:23Thank you naman sa inyong
01:03:24pag-style,
01:03:24Shih Tzu Ramirez
01:03:25and Alora Pulipar Kubao.
01:03:27Nanalo yung mga peterana.
01:03:29Ramo to the next level
01:03:30of condition na
01:03:31sa magbalikian ng R-show.
01:03:32R-time!
01:03:33It's showtime!
01:03:34Go, go, go, gas!
01:03:37Nakbabalikan!
01:03:38Mace,
01:03:39give it a day!
01:03:39May every day
01:03:40edition!
01:03:41Hahaha!
01:03:43Celebrity edition pala.
01:03:45Sino ang tatanghalin
01:03:46ko inspirational diva?
01:03:47Oras na para sa
01:03:48Reclamation!
01:03:50Syempre,
01:03:51ang unang sa sabak
01:03:52ay si candidate number five,
01:03:54Pocwander
01:03:55Wamam.
01:03:56Tanggal na lahat na sila.
01:03:59Ayan,
01:04:00takpan na ang tenga
01:04:01ng dalawang kandidata.
01:04:04Kasya ba sa pisgini
01:04:05etel?
01:04:08Baka sumabog mo kanya,
01:04:10tatan.
01:04:11Okay.
01:04:13Thirty seconds to answer,
01:04:14Mamang.
01:04:15Okay.
01:04:16Twice ko pong babanggitin
01:04:17ang buong katanungan.
01:04:18Simple lamang.
01:04:19Ang tanong,
01:04:22Ano ang kukumpleto
01:04:24sa iyong
01:04:25pagkababae?
01:04:28Ano ang kukumpleto
01:04:30sa iyong
01:04:31pagkababae?
01:04:33Sagot.
01:04:34I do believe
01:04:35ako bilang babae
01:04:37ang kukumpleto sa akin
01:04:38ay isang
01:04:39pamilya
01:04:40na
01:04:40buo
01:04:41at may takot sa Diyos.
01:04:43Kung wala man akong partner
01:04:44ngayon,
01:04:44naniniwala ako
01:04:45na ang kukumpleto
01:04:46sa akin ngayon
01:04:47ay ang mga anak ko
01:04:48na napalaki
01:04:48gumag-isa
01:04:49ng maayos.
01:04:50At bilang isang ina,
01:04:51kukumpleto rin sa akin
01:04:53ang magandang gobyerno
01:04:54para sa future
01:04:55ng mga anak ko.
01:04:56Kaya naman,
01:04:57ito ang kukumpleto sa akin
01:04:58at doon ako naniniwala.
01:05:00Kung hindi kayo maniwala,
01:05:01wala akong pake.
01:05:02And ahay!
01:05:03Thank you!
01:05:07Tama!
01:05:09Salamat po!
01:05:12Pocwong Derwomam
01:05:13ng Rizal.
01:05:14Ito na si candidate
01:05:15number one.
01:05:17Number three,
01:05:18si Candiva Lacrofapia.
01:05:19Candiva Lacrofapia.
01:05:20Number three,
01:05:21si Candiva Lacrofapia.
01:05:23Ay,
01:05:24uso tanggalan
01:05:24ang sapatos, ah.
01:05:28Kailangan unawain na natin
01:05:30ang mga pangangailangan
01:05:31nilang pisikal.
01:05:33Okay.
01:05:33Tatlongpong segundo
01:05:34para sagutin mo
01:05:35ang katanungan
01:05:35dalawang beses
01:05:36kung babasahin
01:05:37ang buong katanungan.
01:05:38Good luck,
01:05:39candidate number three.
01:05:41Ano
01:05:41ang kukumpleto
01:05:43sa iyong
01:05:44pagkababae?
01:05:46Ano
01:05:47ang kukumpleto
01:05:48sa iyong
01:05:50pagkababae?
01:05:51Sagot.
01:05:51Ang kukumpleto
01:05:52sa aking pagkababae
01:05:53ang pag-aaruga
01:05:54ng isang tao
01:05:56na tunay na meron,
01:05:57tunay na pagmamahalang.
01:05:58Pagkukumpleto sa aking
01:05:59pagkababae
01:06:00ang pag-aaruga
01:06:00ng aking
01:06:01mahal na anak
01:06:02na kahit anuman
01:06:03ang kanyang pinagdadaanan,
01:06:05kahit anuman
01:06:05ang sabihin
01:06:06ng ibang tao
01:06:07tungkol sa aking anak
01:06:08ay aking siyang paglalaban.
01:06:09Kung ano nang sabihin nila,
01:06:11kahit ito ay, ah.
01:06:13Masama.
01:06:15Nasabihin ko lang,
01:06:16mahal na mahal ko
01:06:17ang aking anak,
01:06:18mahal na mahal ko
01:06:18ang aking bayan.
01:06:20Tunay na
01:06:20kukumpleto sa aking
01:06:21pagkababae.
01:06:23Nag-walk out siya.
01:06:25Nag-walk out.
01:06:26Nag-walk out.
01:06:28Ayan,
01:06:28si number one,
01:06:29sasagot siya
01:06:29nang may takip yung Teng.
01:06:30Paano?
01:06:31Paano yung pariniteng?
01:06:33Oo.
01:06:34Especially,
01:06:34especially kasi
01:06:35yung treatment sa kanya.
01:06:36Sige,
01:06:36papabain mo na siya.
01:06:38Yeah.
01:06:39Anong,
01:06:40anong tog-tog?
01:06:44Candidate number one,
01:06:4530 seconds to answer.
01:06:47Dalawang beses
01:06:47kung sasabihin
01:06:48ang buwang katanungan.
01:06:50Gets?
01:06:51Gets.
01:06:51Guess niya yan.
01:06:52Siya pa ba?
01:06:53Ang binis
01:06:53na yan.
01:06:54Ang binis
01:06:54kong atunog niyan.
01:06:55Sabi niya,
01:06:56ang takal din na po
01:06:57magtanong?
01:06:57Yes.
01:06:58Okay.
01:06:58Okay, okay.
01:06:5930 seconds to answer.
01:07:01Twice kong
01:07:02babanggitin
01:07:03yung tanong.
01:07:04Okay?
01:07:05Okay.
01:07:07Okay.
01:07:0730 seconds.
01:07:08Okay, okay.
01:07:09Okay.
01:07:09Madaling ka usap
01:07:10sabi sa'yo.
01:07:12Ang tanong.
01:07:13But,
01:07:14halu mang etelia,
01:07:15ano ang kukumpleto
01:07:16sa iyong pagkababae?
01:07:18Ano
01:07:18ang kukumpleto
01:07:20sa iyong
01:07:21pagkababae?
01:07:22Sagot.
01:07:23Sagot.
01:07:26Okay.
01:07:34Ano?
01:07:36Sa iyong
01:07:37palagay,
01:07:40ano?
01:07:42Ano?
01:07:43Ano
01:07:45ang
01:07:46kukumpleto
01:07:48sa iyong
01:07:49pagkababae?
01:07:51Ano?
01:07:52ang kukumpleto?
01:07:55Okay, ha?
01:07:57Ano?
01:07:58Ang kukumpleto
01:08:00sa iyong
01:08:01pagkababae?
01:08:03Last chance, ha?
01:08:05Last chance, ha?
01:08:06Okay.
01:08:07Ano
01:08:08ang kukumpleto
01:08:09sa iyong
01:08:10pagkababae?
01:08:11Bibigyan ka namin
01:08:11ng pagkakataon
01:08:12para mag-isip.
01:08:14Okay.
01:08:15Ano
01:08:15ang kukumpleto
01:08:17sa iyong
01:08:18pagkababae?
01:08:19Sagot.
01:08:29Game na ba?
01:08:31Oo,
01:08:32kanina pa.
01:08:32Game na.
01:08:33Sagot.
01:08:33Sagot.
01:08:35I believe.
01:08:37Bakit ako may
01:08:38headset?
01:08:40Kakayin na.
01:08:41Kandaan niyo, ha?
01:08:43Waka-waka.
01:08:45I believe,
01:08:47ladies and gentlemen,
01:08:48this is really...
01:08:50Ayan na yung question.
01:08:52Oo.
01:08:54Ano ang kukumpleto
01:08:55sa iyong
01:08:56pagkababae?
01:09:00Go.
01:09:01Go.
01:09:01Ano sagot mo?
01:09:01I believe.
01:09:04I believe,
01:09:05ladies and gentlemen,
01:09:07ito ay talagang
01:09:08sobrang seryoso.
01:09:09Nangyari na po talaga
01:09:10ito sa akin.
01:09:11Yun dati kasi,
01:09:12nagkaroon ako ng
01:09:13jowa.
01:09:13Akala niya,
01:09:14akala niya,
01:09:15Becky ako.
01:09:16Sa totoo lang.
01:09:17Pero,
01:09:18ang kumpleto talaga
01:09:19sa pagkababae ko
01:09:20ay yung
01:09:20nagkaanak ako,
01:09:22si Michaela.
01:09:23Ito ay
01:09:23kaloob ng
01:09:24Diyos na may kapal.
01:09:25Seryosong
01:09:27answer to,
01:09:28mga kaibigan.
01:09:29And I believe,
01:09:30ladies and gentlemen,
01:09:31and I thank you.
01:09:35Brabe.
01:09:36Okay,
01:09:37maraming salamat.
01:09:39Hanggang,
01:09:39Announcement,
01:09:40kung siya man
01:09:41nang mananalo,
01:09:41tignan natin
01:09:42kung maririnig niya.
01:09:43Dapat, dapat.
01:09:44O, pag di siya nag-react,
01:09:45hindi siya mananalo.
01:09:45Oo, correct, correct.
01:09:46Oo, o.
01:09:47Kaya naman,
01:09:47alamin na natin
01:09:48ang Sulta
01:09:49sa bago paligian
01:09:50ng our show.
01:09:51Our time!
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01:10:16Ngayon,
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01:11:00Please step forward
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01:11:02and number 1.
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01:11:43Five!
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01:11:46Pantalo Maretelia
01:11:47is our Miss Q&A!
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01:11:54Yeah!
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