It's Showtime: Miss Q&A senior citizen edition?! (FULL Miss Q&A)

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Aired (November 5, 2026): Handa na ba kayo sa mga kandidatang amoy haplas, medyo mabagal kumilos, pero pagdating sa TALAK, walang kupas at todo-PASABOG?! Hindi magpapatalo ang ating MEDYO OLDIES BUT GOODIES na mga TALAKERAS! Kahit may edad na, pangmalakasan pa rin ang banat, birit, at bardagulan! Siguradong mapapa-LOL kayo sa kanilang mga pak na pak na hirit!

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00:00:02What's up, what love, people?

00:00:30Sumabay ka sa sayaw ng puso ko

00:00:33Hanggang umaga

00:00:34Tayo lang dalawa

00:00:40Hey! Hey!

00:00:41Oh, di ba?

00:00:42Humahataw talaga ang madlang people

00:00:44Iba kaya nang sinabadlang people ngayon

00:00:46Isa lang ang hindi nakita ko humataw

00:00:48Sino?

00:00:49Si Ralph

00:00:50Alam mo bakit?

00:00:51Bakit?

00:00:52Nag-iisip ng joke

00:00:53Kaya good luck siyo, Ralph

00:00:55Kaya naman sa inyo, ang suwabilis kayong Webes

00:00:58At sumayin niyo rin

00:01:00Today is a good day

00:01:03Para kumunta ang mga peki na ready to slay

00:01:05Welcome to Miss UNA Reina Talakera 2026

00:01:11Tatlong queen-tastic talakeras

00:01:13Ang magpe-beklaban ngayong araw

00:01:16Ang mga tatangaling Reina Talakera of the day

00:01:18Ay muling bawalik sa ating weekly finals sa Sabado

00:01:21Yes, kaya naman kinilalin natin ang mga rampador ng queens

00:01:25In their best spectacular pacag-tail dresses

00:01:28Starting off with candidate number one

00:01:38Si candidate number one

00:01:41Ay may dual citizenship

00:01:43Siya ay Pilipino citizen at senior citizen

00:01:47Mag-maintain

00:01:50Mag-maintain na mataas na blood pressure at kolesterol

00:01:54Ladies to men

00:01:56Ito na siya

00:01:58Si candidate number one

00:02:01Balabo na mo

00:02:02Tani na lang sa tumupunta

00:02:02Mabagad din maglakad ha

00:02:05Aray

00:02:07What's up bad love people

00:02:12Ako si Senyora Danica

00:02:14Anin na tatlong taong gurang na

00:02:18Wow

00:02:21Yeah

00:02:22Ang Reina Talakera pero hindi pong nangyera

00:02:27Nang ilang-ilang Paramount Billades

00:02:30Las Piñas City

00:02:32Paramount

00:02:34Na hindi niniwala

00:02:36Hindi man niniwala

00:02:39Ang sinasabi nila

00:02:40Ang mga may edad ang nauuna

00:02:45Watch your health or else

00:02:48And I

00:02:50Thank you

00:02:52Thank you

00:02:54Candidate number one

00:02:56Magpasiklab ka na

00:02:58Candidate number two

00:03:06Ay lak lak

00:03:09Hinalak lak

00:03:12Hinalak lak

00:03:13Hinalak lak

00:03:13Si Candidate number two

00:03:14Looks familiar

00:03:18Nagtidita lang pansin

00:03:21Sasabungan kapag umaga

00:03:23Sa tanghali kasi

00:03:25Siya na ang isinasabong

00:03:27Consistent honor students siya

00:03:29Nung high school

00:03:30Kasama niya sa honor role

00:03:33Si Namel Chora Aquino

00:03:34At Jose Riza

00:03:35Panalaka ba?

00:03:36Yes

00:03:37Ladies and Chumenemen

00:03:39Looks familiar

00:03:40Candidate number two

00:03:42Yes, this is it, pansit, nagkadikit-dikit, malangkit, kasama na ang pandikit.

00:03:53Watch out, patlang people.

00:03:55Watch out.

00:03:56Watch out.

00:03:57Watch out.

00:03:58This is exotic tie-up, taong abaw-hayop, bahala kayong maghusga.

00:04:0516 years old, magmula pa po sa the jungle, marble capital of the Philippines.

00:04:13Barangay Caimos, Romblon, Romblon!

00:04:18At nagsasabi at naniniwala sa kasabihang, lahat ng sabongero, talo, walang nananalo.

00:04:28Bakit ka mo?

00:04:29Bakit?

00:04:31Takot hingan ng palato.

00:04:34And I take care of you.

00:04:36Pusyong, para napanood ko siya.

00:04:38Saan?

00:04:39Sa pelikulang Kumpu Hasen.

00:04:41Hindi siya yun.

00:04:42Hindi siya yun.

00:04:43Kala ko siya yun.

00:04:44Thank you, candidate number two.

00:04:46Grabe, ang babata ng mga contestant natin.

00:04:48Yes, naman.

00:04:49Kamusta kaya si number three?

00:04:51Stage is yours, candidate number three.

00:04:58Wow.

00:05:02Si candidate number three naman ay isang embal samador.

00:05:06Kaya huwag kayong luluko-luluko, ha?

00:05:10Marami na siya nakakatakot na kwento.

00:05:13At hindi niya malilimutan ay yung may nakatidigan daw siya sa harap ng salamin.

00:05:19Sarili pala niya yun.

00:05:21Ladies and gentlemen, candidate number three.

00:05:25Shhh.

00:05:29Shhh.

00:05:30Shhh.

00:05:31Shhh.

00:05:32Shhh.

00:05:33Shhh.

00:05:35Shhh.

00:05:39Shhh.

00:05:41Shhh.

00:05:42Shhh.

00:05:45Shhh.

00:05:46Shhh.

00:05:50My name is Medusa Valentina Galema, 60 years old.

00:05:57Ang rena talakera ng municipality of Zara, province of Iloilo.

00:06:06Naniniwala sa kasabihang, hindi lahat ng ahas makikita sa gubat.

00:06:12Malay ko, malay mo, malay nating lahat, nasa tabi-tabi lang yan.

00:06:17Shhh!

00:06:24And I thank you.

00:06:41And I thank you.

00:06:47Huizjo, ngayon ko lang din nakita yung sayaw na yan, naging Zumba edition.

00:06:52Alam mo, alam mo Huizbong.

00:07:23At ito yung pinakaantay natin, ito po yung senior edition dito sa Miss Q&A.

00:07:28Okay, first time mga tanangyari ito?

00:07:30Oo.

00:07:32Natawag natin itong 20% edition.

00:07:35Bakit 20% edition?

00:07:3720% discount.

00:07:38Ako, sabi natin si Senyora Danica.

00:07:41Hello.

00:07:42Yes.

00:07:43Amigo John.

00:07:44Yan.

00:07:44Hi.

00:07:45Hello po.

00:07:46Magandang tanghali po sa inyo.

00:07:48Buenas.

00:07:49Buenas noches.

00:07:50Oo, malas.

00:07:52Bakit malas?

00:07:53Bakit malas?

00:07:53Ba't malas naman?

00:07:54Ninerbios?

00:07:55Ninerbios?

00:07:56Bakit ka ninerbios?

00:07:57Kela ka ba huling sumat?

00:07:59Ay!

00:08:00Ito na!

00:08:01Ito yung manager nila!

00:08:04Manager!

00:08:07Ladies and gentlemen!

00:08:08What love people!

00:08:10Our contestant number 4!

00:08:12Senior edition!

00:08:14Contestant number 4!

00:08:16Bisira!

00:08:19Ayan.

00:08:20Akala ko tatlo lang magkalaban today.

00:08:22Oo.

00:08:23Oy!

00:08:23May session na!

00:08:25Oo.

00:08:26Kompleto lang ang Majong.

00:08:30Kaiiyak si number 2.

00:08:33Oo.

00:08:34Bakit?

00:08:34Huwag ka pong mag-aalala.

00:08:36Naayos ko na ang lapida lahat.

00:08:38Huwag!

00:08:39Uy! Di pa!

00:08:40Di pa!

00:08:40Wala ka nang po-problem.

00:08:42Bakit kong iiyak, mother?

00:08:44Bakit kasi nasa idol na idol ka ata?

00:08:46Naiiyak siya.

00:08:47Ganito doon siya ng kabataan.

00:08:48Naiiyak din ako.

00:08:49Baka ganito.

00:08:49Eventually.

00:08:50Kailan mo na!

00:08:51Taganin mo!

00:08:54Eksotic tayo.

00:08:55Number 2.

00:08:56Number 2.

00:08:57Pakita mo kay Vice yung ano mo.

00:08:59Yung totoong ikaw.

00:09:01Natangigal niyo.

00:09:02Oo.

00:09:04Diyos ko.

00:09:05Tapos na yung Undas ngayong mga sumahal.

00:09:08E di sana ikaw ang ginawa naming logo nung Undas, mother naman.

00:09:13Ay pero naiiyak si number 2.

00:09:15Bakit ka ba naiiyak number 2?

00:09:17Ikaw ganun pumpunan mo?

00:09:18Hindi ka maiiyak?

00:09:20Ha?

00:09:20Baka nga magpa-therapy ka pa pag nangyari sa'yo yun eh.

00:09:24Pero minimum na yung naiiyak.

00:09:25Kayaan mo na siya.

00:09:27Naglabas nang nasama ng loob.

00:09:29Di ba?

00:09:29Sa kanyang mayhala.

00:09:31Nasabi talaga, life is not fair.

00:09:33Oo.

00:09:35O bakit ba nang birthday?

00:09:36Hindi kasi po.

00:09:37Ang tagal ko na po talaga yung idol series.

00:09:40Si Ma'am Vice.

00:09:41Oo.

00:09:42Kasi nakikita ko na po siya sa sini, sa TV.

00:09:46Katapos yung concert niya.

00:09:48Ang layo ko, upper box.

00:09:49Kasi pagka malapit, mahal naman talaga.

00:09:51Tiyan mo?

00:09:52Tiyan mo?

00:09:53Hindi kaya?

00:09:54Hindi award?

00:09:55Hindi pa producer niya?

00:09:57Ngayon, ako talaga nagpumili talaga.

00:09:59Puro si Kinukapat.

00:09:59Hindi mo award yung pinakamura.

00:10:02Nagpumili talaga ako na maka-ano ng Q&A.

00:10:04Kasi, gusto ko talaga makita ng personal at may yakap si Mimi.

00:10:08Oo.

00:10:09Yung talaga yung first ano ko talaga.

00:10:11Pangalawa na.

00:10:12Oo.

00:10:13Oo.

00:10:15Oo.

00:10:17Oo.

00:10:18Pwede nang sumama sa liwanag, ha?

00:10:20Dami-dami na natin dito.

00:10:22Bawas-bawas din.

00:10:23Twenty percent.

00:10:26Hindi.

00:10:26Ayun.

00:10:27Kansun na na concert ko, okay lang naman kahit sa tuktok ka.

00:10:30Basta sabihin mo lang senior ka, may kasamang larga vista yun.

00:10:33Para kita pa din.

00:10:34Oo.

00:10:35O.

00:10:36Nagmano na ba kayo sa mga ano nyo?

00:10:38O.

00:10:38Hindi pa.

00:10:39Hindi pa kami.

00:10:40Bigay-pugay tayo.

00:10:41Oo.

00:10:42Bigay-pugay.

00:10:44Ano?

00:10:45Wala.

00:10:46Wala.

00:10:47Ano talaga?

00:10:47O.

00:10:49O.

00:10:50O.

00:10:51O.

00:10:52Ano ka ba?

00:10:52Karang ting.

00:10:54Hello.

00:10:55Hello pa saka seniors.

00:10:56Hindi ako.

00:10:57Sorry sir.

00:10:58Senior.

00:10:59Sorry sorry.

00:11:01Senior baton.

00:11:01Wow.

00:11:04Wow.

00:11:05Wow.

00:11:06Grabe.

00:11:09Senior baton.

00:11:11Paano?

00:11:11Paano yung tayo?

00:11:12Wow.

00:11:14Wow.

00:11:14Petit.

00:11:16Oo.

00:11:18Oo.

00:11:19Ganda no?

00:11:21Iba.

00:11:22Talaga.

00:11:23Lahat ginagawa ko ngayon.

00:11:25Ano?

00:11:25Ayokong umabot sa ganito.

00:11:27Kaya siyempre hanggang.

00:11:32Nakakatuwa ko pala.

00:11:33Alam mo na yung isura.

00:11:34Pag expired yung bull duck.

00:11:37Wag kakakain na expired na bull duck.

00:11:40Kailangan orange talaga yun.

00:11:42Nag brown na na ganyan.

00:11:43Alam mo.

00:11:44Tignan mo na yung year of manufacture.

00:11:47Okay.

00:11:48Kamusta po?

00:11:49Number one.

00:11:50Ang ganda ni number one.

00:11:51Yes.

00:11:52Ano po?

00:11:53Puyat pa ako yun.

00:11:54Puyat.

00:11:54Alata naman.

00:11:55Kinakaangat yung foundation mo.

00:12:00Hindi trap na lang settings.

00:12:01Nakaangat.

00:12:02Ganon.

00:12:03Aminan mo.

00:12:03Ganon tayo pag nagti-taping.

00:12:04Dumalaban.

00:12:05Kahit anong lagay mo.

00:12:07Parang dito lang yung powder.

00:12:09Ayaw talagang sip-sipin nung ato.

00:12:10Ay dumikitin, no?

00:12:11Puyat po kayo.

00:12:12Ba't kayo nagpapakapuyat?

00:12:14Ako.

00:12:14Dapat hindi.

00:12:15Siyempre excited.

00:12:17Ayun.

00:12:18Kinakabahan.

00:12:20Matanong lang po.

00:12:21Yes.

00:12:21Kailan ba kayo huling sumali sa mga ganitong patimpalak?

00:12:24Nako.

00:12:25Nako.

00:12:25May mga Amerikano pa dito noon.

00:12:28Pinakahan.

00:12:28Tapos yung itong timok, talahib pa yung timok.

00:12:32Puro kalesa pa lang noon, no?

00:12:35Grabe.

00:12:35Di naman.

00:12:36Tapos itong ABS, wala pa.

00:12:38May mga Pilipino pang may dalang sibat noon.

00:12:40Oo.

00:12:41Kailan po kayo huling nagkita ni Chang Ami?

00:12:43Ah.

00:12:44Nung ano.

00:12:45Nung panahon ng ano.

00:12:47Yon.

00:12:48Tora-tora pa noon, no?

00:12:49Tora sa Chang Ami.

00:12:51Ayun.

00:12:52Ayun po si Chang Ami, yung may headset dito.

00:12:54Ayun po yung nasa.

00:12:55Si Chang Ami.

00:12:57Oto na.

00:12:57Pareho kasi sila ng vocal ako yun si Chang Ami.

00:12:59Sao kami, bakit naka-headset?

00:13:01Oto na natin.

00:13:03Pero kontisera kayo dati?

00:13:06Nung nanalo ko.

00:13:07Nagko-contest kayo dati?

00:13:09Sa mahay-high, Laguna.

00:13:11Naging title ako.

00:13:12Mahay-high.

00:13:13Oto na silang magsalitan.

00:13:14No, pag nagko-contest ako,

00:13:17sa mahay-high.

00:13:18Nagko-contest ako.

00:13:20Yung nagpang-classes kasi.

00:13:22First!

00:13:23First ako doon.

00:13:24Tapos may mga premya yun.

00:13:26Ang daming pinigay.

00:13:27Tapos may corona.

00:13:27Oto na.

00:13:28Oto na.

00:13:29Magdaalala niya.

00:13:30Kasi unti-unti.

00:13:31Yung pinipilit nilang alalahan.

00:13:32Yes, syempre.

00:13:33Tapos pag nag-struck sa ano nila.

00:13:35Papalo.

00:13:35Oto na.

00:13:37Oto na.

00:13:38Di ba bang nagpapalinap?

00:13:39Nagpapakano.

00:13:39Nakili-kili yan.

00:13:40Sige.

00:13:40Apo, sige.

00:13:41Oto na.

00:13:43Oto na.

00:13:44Aray!

00:13:47Nanalo kayo sa mahay-high!

00:13:49Oo!

00:13:50Oto.

00:13:50Kaya lang nagbenta ako ng ano.

00:13:53Atay?

00:13:53Ba't ka naman na nagbenta ako?

00:13:54Kaya sinabi ko.

00:13:55Hindi.

00:13:55Pera-pera.

00:13:57Ay!

00:13:58Ano?

00:13:58Kailangan magbenta ka ng ano.

00:14:00Ay yung mga tiket.

00:14:02E maganda ako.

00:14:03Marami ako nagbenta.

00:14:04Pag pangit ka,

00:14:05walang titiwala sa'yo.

00:14:06Hindi ikaw ang topic.

00:14:08Huwag kang magtap.

00:14:09Kwento na pa yun.

00:14:10Kwento na pa yun.

00:14:11Hindi pa wala pa tayo sa'yo.

00:14:12Hindi lahat tungkol sa'yo.

00:14:14Ito naman.

00:14:14Si Teddy naman.

00:14:15Nagwig pa.

00:14:15Hindi si Teddy yan!

00:14:17Dito si Teddy!

00:14:19Marami naman sa'yo.

00:14:20Si Teddy at si Ogie.

00:14:24Hahahaha!

00:14:25Hahahaha!

00:14:26Hahahaha!

00:14:27May formalin dito siya.

00:14:29Hahahaha!

00:14:30Okay!

00:14:30Kasi yun, para samador to!

00:14:32Hahahaha!

00:14:32Yung pan samador siya!

00:14:33Yung pan samador!

00:14:34Jesus!

00:14:35Okay!

00:14:36So, ganun dati ang contest bintang.

00:14:38Oo!

00:14:39Nalo ko noon.

00:14:40Ganun talaga dati.

00:14:41Di ba sa elementary dati?

00:14:43Sa school.

00:14:43Yung mga prinsesita ng taon.

00:14:46Ang mutihan ng tricamia.

00:14:49Yon!

00:14:50Ano!

00:14:51So, kamusta naman po ang buhay niyo dati?

00:14:53Masaya kayo dati?

00:14:54O ano?

00:14:55Masaya!

00:14:56Masaya!

00:14:56Ano po mga pamamaraan ng pagsasaya niyo dati?

00:14:59Siyempre!

00:15:00Meron ding nai-in-love.

00:15:02Ganun!

00:15:02Ayan!

00:15:04Kaya lang, mura lang noon.

00:15:06Okay!

00:15:07Wait lang, Father!

00:15:08Wait lang!

00:15:09Adali lang po!

00:15:09Oo!

00:15:10Kaya namin na hindi ko talagang makarating dito

00:15:12dahil kinakabahan ng stop sa mga ikukwento ninyo.

00:15:15Sige!

00:15:15Magtanong kayo, tito lang ako!

00:15:17O, pantayo mo muna!

00:15:18O, mother!

00:15:18Pwedeng ikuwento kahit ano,

00:15:19pero pag sumakit yung ganito,

00:15:21ibig sabihin, stop!

00:15:22Isabi, bawal po yun!

00:15:23Pag sumakit yung ganito,

00:15:24ibig sabihin, stop!

00:15:26Okay!

00:15:27Magtanong tayo!

00:15:28Ayaw namin!

00:15:28Sige!

00:15:29Dudurugin ko na pa yun ito

00:15:30pag nagkamalito!

00:15:31Nagitanong, ilang taon po ba kayo na in love?

00:15:34Ilang taon kayo noon?

00:15:35Ay, college na!

00:15:36Ah, college?

00:15:37Oy, wag sinungaling hindi ka nag-enroll noon, mother!

00:15:40Hindi!

00:15:41The college na kayo!

00:15:42Doon lang ako sa bintana, nakikinig!

00:15:44College!

00:15:46Libre!

00:15:47Libre!

00:15:47Hindi!

00:15:47Nag-college ako!

00:15:48Kaya lang hindi nakagraduate!

00:15:50Ah!

00:15:50Kasi, hindi nag-ROTC!

00:15:53Ah!

00:15:54Ayaw nyo mag-ROTC doon!

00:15:55May ROTC dati!

00:15:56Kasi may mga gupit ganun!

00:15:57Walang Flower Platoon nung panahon nyo sa skwelahan!

00:16:00Ano yung Flower Platoon?

00:16:01Sa ROTC kasi, yung mga...

00:16:03Sa skwela, sa FEU kasi, ang bait nila sa mga bakla talaga!

00:16:06Yung mga bakla na alam nilang ayaw,

00:16:09para pumasok na lang, mag-ROTC kayo, kami na bahalaga,

00:16:12gawin namin kayong Flower Platoon!

00:16:13Okay!

00:16:14Oo, yung hindi sila masyadong nginangarag sa ano!

00:16:16Nangyari sa akin!

00:16:17Sa office sila!

00:16:19Oo!

00:16:19Pinagtintimpla kami ng kape!

00:16:21Ayaw mo!

00:16:21Sa office!

00:16:22Masahe!

00:16:23Oo!

00:16:23Pero, pag pinagpo-push up na at bilan sa araw,

00:16:26ay, ayoko na!

00:16:27Hindi kaya, no?

00:16:29Oo!

00:16:29Isang pagkakamali ng ano, lahat kami magpo-push up!

00:16:32Oo, ganun dati!

00:16:33Oo!

00:16:33Eh, ang gusto mo na na-push up yung bra, diba?

00:16:36Yung lang ang pwede!

00:16:38Hindi yun!

00:16:40Ayaw na yun lang ganun!

00:16:41Wala pa ganun!

00:16:42Wala pa dati!

00:16:43Wala pa lalaki pa'y tsura ko noon!

00:16:45Oo!

00:16:46Kasi buhay pa ang papa ko noon!

00:16:48Ah!

00:16:49Awal pa!

00:16:50Sabi ng papa ko,

00:16:51Kahit ganyan ka,

00:16:53basta,

00:16:54itsura ko!

00:16:55Buka kang lalaki!

00:16:56Oo!

00:16:56Ganun ang pabantayan ng mga matatandang magulang dati!

00:17:00Pero, kailan po kayo nagbis babae noon?

00:17:01Ilan taong kayo noon?

00:17:03Eh, yung ano na rin?

00:17:04College na rin!

00:17:05Wala na ang papa ko noon!

00:17:06Unti-unti!

00:17:08Unti-unti!

00:17:09Oh!

00:17:09Lumalakad ngayon yung panty niya!

00:17:11Nandito lang!

00:17:12So, muna naro nandito na!

00:17:14One month,

00:17:15muna rin angat yung panty niya!

00:17:16Kasi unti-unti!

00:17:17Unti-unti!

00:17:18Baby steps!

00:17:19Hindi!

00:17:20Baby steps!

00:17:22So, hindi ka malayang gawin yun!

00:17:25Yung buhay pa yung papa ko!

00:17:26Pero, okay ka lang!

00:17:26Alam niya!

00:17:27Sabi ng papa ko!

00:17:28So, basta't mag-aaral kang mabuti!

00:17:29Pero, nung nawala rin siya sa mundo!

00:17:32Unti-unti na!

00:17:33Yan na!

00:17:34Ah!

00:17:35Namungulan na yung labi!

00:17:37Nagaano na yung ano!

00:17:38Ang pinaka-worse doon,

00:17:40nung nag-blonde din ang buhok ko!

00:17:42Oh!

00:17:42Mahaba po!

00:17:44Worse talaga!

00:17:45So, pangit ba yung pangyayari?

00:17:46Pag-blonde po, ganyan o!

00:17:48Ano?

00:17:49Ano ba?

00:17:49Bakit pinaka-worse?

00:17:51Yung blonde!

00:17:51Kasi,

00:17:52yun na!

00:17:54Yung panganay namin,

00:17:56na lay minister,

00:17:58tinawag niya ako sa,

00:18:00nung nakita niya ako sa bahay,

00:18:01tinawag niya ako sa kwarto,

00:18:02bali ka rito!

00:18:03Oo!

00:18:03Bakit lumalala ka?

00:18:05Oo!

00:18:06Ang term ba?

00:18:08Lumalala!

00:18:09Bakit iba na?

00:18:11Iba't iba na yung tsura mo?

00:18:12Diba?

00:18:12Iba na iba't lumalala,

00:18:14parang problemang,

00:18:15ikwento mo!

00:18:15O, kaya pala worse!

00:18:16Hindi, ikaw na kaya!

00:18:17Grabe tama!

00:18:18O, ito yun!

00:18:19Kasi nakita ko siya!

00:18:20Nakita mo siya!

00:18:21Oo!

00:18:22Hindi nga natatanong,

00:18:23kasi akong panganay nila!

00:18:25Lay minister ako noon!

00:18:27Eh, nakita ko,

00:18:27sabi ko, bakit lumalala ka?

00:18:29Medyo mahigpit lang yung brother ko talaga!

00:18:31Ba't bang higpit ko sa kanya?

00:18:34Diba ito yung brother?

00:18:35Oh, sige!

00:18:35Mahigpit!

00:18:36Kasi sa simbahan!

00:18:38Oo!

00:18:38Nag-ano siya kasi noon!

00:18:39Kaya,

00:18:40ayaw!

00:18:40Pero,

00:18:41tumagal na rin,

00:18:42natanggap na rin niya!

00:18:44Basta,

00:18:44good girl ka lang!

00:18:46Oo!

00:18:47Good girl!

00:18:48Diba?

00:18:48Masakit!

00:18:49Yung tatanggapin ka lang,

00:18:50pero may kasunod na,

00:18:51basta!

00:18:52Basta, oo!

00:18:53Oo!

00:18:53Waka lang,

00:18:55ang ingatan mo lang ang pangalan natin!

00:18:58Oo!

00:18:58Diba?

00:18:59Nakala mo talaga ang ganda-ganda ng pamilya nila!

00:19:02Palakpakan!

00:19:04Oo naman diba,

00:19:05kahit ganito kami,

00:19:07kailangan behave ka!

00:19:08Bakit ka gagawa ng ikaka-ano ng pamilya mo?

00:19:11Nakakaya, diba?

00:19:13Oo!

00:19:13Kaya idol namin si Mimi!

00:19:15Oo!

00:19:17Idol ka pala brady!

00:19:18Malalak na lang panyo eh!

00:19:19Bubunas ko sa'yo!

00:19:21Santo Trot!

00:19:22Gano'n makamuto!

00:19:23Patron!

00:19:24Para nakakahawa ng ano ba?

00:19:25Nang suwerte!

00:19:26Suwerte!

00:19:28O!

00:19:29Then nung panahon talaga nila,

00:19:30diba ang lungkot?

00:19:31Hmm!

00:19:31Sila ay pinaniwala

00:19:33na sila ay matatanggap lang

00:19:35sa isang kondisyon!

00:19:37Hmm!

00:19:37Diba?

00:19:38Kailangan ganito ka,

00:19:39para pumayag kami!

00:19:40Tapos yung salita na,

00:19:42maririnig mo yung pag namutawin na yung salita na,

00:19:44yung kahit kami bakla,

00:19:46yung parabagang may mali talaga,

00:19:48yung kahit kami bakla,

00:19:50yung nagiging second,

00:19:52third class citizen ka kasi eh!

00:19:54Kaya kailangan may patunayan ka!

00:19:57And religion was used to weaponize!

00:20:00Diba?

00:20:00Yung ganon!

00:20:01Yung parang,

00:20:02pag nagbakla ka,

00:20:04masama kang kristyano agad!

00:20:06Yung ganon!

00:20:07So, masasalba ka kung ganito!

00:20:09Basta!

00:20:10Yung ganon!

00:20:10Parang na talagang,

00:20:12religion was used to ano,

00:20:13to,

00:20:14to,

00:20:16tawag dito,

00:20:17yung, ah,

00:20:18na ano kami,

00:20:20to brainwash

00:20:21people na,

00:20:23pag nagganyan ka,

00:20:25sa purgatorio ka diretsyo!

00:20:28Diba?

00:20:29Yung ganon!

00:20:30Kaya ang hirap-hirap ng buhay nila!

00:20:33Natin?

00:20:34Ninyo!

00:20:36Hindi tayo sabay!

00:20:38Iba yung pag-ihirap!

00:20:39Iba yung bad shit!

00:20:40Parang, parang magsalita na,

00:20:42sabay kayo!

00:20:43Para sabay kayo!

00:20:44Para nag-abot kayo!

00:20:45Pag sumabay ako dyan,

00:20:46kasabay kayong dalawa!

00:20:48Hindi tayo makakapag-iwanan dito!

00:20:51Oo!

00:20:51Ganda pa ni Mimi,

00:20:53banat eh!

00:20:57Maraming salamat!

00:20:59Balada!

00:21:01Paganda ka din naman,

00:21:03pasensya ka na,

00:21:03may mga taong kulduroy talaga!

00:21:06May mga banat!

00:21:07May kulduroy!

00:21:09Kahit anong plansya mo,

00:21:10hindi matuto,

00:21:10mauunat ang kulduroy!

00:21:11Yung talaga yung style no!

00:21:13Mimi, hindi kulduroy yan!

00:21:14Ano?

00:21:15Electric plates?

00:21:16Tagarumblon nga ako diba?

00:21:17Ano na?

00:21:18Tagarumblon ako diba?

00:21:19Tagarumblon!

00:21:20Marmol po talaga yan!

00:21:21Pinagpuhaan ng marmol!

00:21:24Hindi marmol yan!

00:21:26Hindi inaanay ang marmol eh!

00:21:30Pakihinis yung marmol!

00:21:32Maganda ang marmol sa rumblon!

00:21:33Maganda!

00:21:34Oo!

00:21:36Yes!

00:21:36Capital!

00:21:37Marmol capital!

00:21:38Pero ang mahalaga,

00:21:39na survive mong lahat yun!

00:21:41Yes, mime!

00:21:41Natili kang maganda!

00:21:42Yes, mime!

00:21:43At katulad ng sabi mo,

00:21:44nabuhay ka pa rin ng masaya,

00:21:45nakagawa ka ng paraan

00:21:46pa rin masaya ka!

00:21:47Of course, mime!

00:21:48Ano pong mga napagtagumpayan nyo

00:21:50sa buhay?

00:21:51Yan ang gusto kong malaman!

00:21:52Success story ninyo,

00:21:53despite of the hardships!

00:21:57Kung wala, wala!

00:21:59Hindi natin kailangan!

00:21:59Daily easy pa niya!

00:22:01Nagindibelo pa niya!

00:22:02Oo!

00:22:02Siyempre ka!

00:22:03Bumalabelo eh!

00:22:04Tindahan mo ako eh!

00:22:06Wala nga!

00:22:07Hahaha!

00:22:08Gano'n!

00:22:09Na-brainwash!

00:22:11Na-brainwash!

00:22:12Na-brainwash mo atin siya!

00:22:13Papaya lang ako!

00:22:14Hindi pero,

00:22:15kamusta ang love life mo ngayon?

00:22:16Wala na!

00:22:17Wala talaga!

00:22:18Senior na!

00:22:19Doon dati,

00:22:20ano yung pinaka masayang

00:22:22o masarap na feeling?

00:22:23Napakasaya nung araw!

00:22:24Wait lang mami!

00:22:26May tatanggal nila ako sa mata mo,

00:22:27baka ano ka,

00:22:28may isang buhok na ayun!

00:22:29Ano yung katarata?

00:22:30Hindi!

00:22:32Okay na!

00:22:33Ayan!

00:22:34Huwag matulog!

00:22:35Huwag matulog!

00:22:36Huwag matulog ako!

00:22:37Huwag ka masasama!

00:22:38Huwag ka masasama!

00:22:38Huwag ka bibigit!

00:22:39Yung number 10,

00:22:40tignan nyo kung nilalanggam na ha!

00:22:44Ano lang sila!

00:22:45Parang 60 ako!

00:22:46Magsi 64 ako!

00:22:47Wow!

00:22:48Mukhang ang bata to eh!

00:22:50Sige!

00:22:50Bakit?

00:22:51Baby tit pa eh!

00:22:52Hahaha!

00:22:54Baby tit pa!

00:22:55Pero,

00:22:56nagkaroon din kayo ng mga matagumpay na relasyon,

00:22:58that matter?

00:22:59Meron din!

00:23:00Pero hindi rin nag-loss!

00:23:02Oh!

00:23:02Kasi,

00:23:04pumasok na ang babae!

00:23:05Oh!

00:23:07Ang lalaki,

00:23:08ang tunay na lalaki ay para sa babae!

00:23:12Oh!

00:23:12Yuna naman ang paniniwala nyo talaga!

00:23:15Hindi naman!

00:23:16Ganun talaga eh!

00:23:18Tapos, wala na!

00:23:19Iyak na lang bakla!

00:23:22Nga nga!

00:23:24Talo!

00:23:24Pero laban!

00:23:25Bakit?

00:23:26Isa lang ba ang isda sa dagat?

00:23:28Oh!

00:23:30There are so many fish in the ocean!

00:23:32Ilan ba isda sa dagat?

00:23:33Ilan?

00:23:34Yung nagbingwit ko ah!

00:23:37Puro sapsap!

00:23:41Ang pangit eh!

00:23:42Sapsap eh!

00:23:44Sapsap!

00:23:45Oh!

00:23:46Nabingwit niya!

00:23:47Sapsap eh!

00:23:47Tapos yung pinatuloy niya talakitok!

00:23:49Away siya!

00:23:50Buti!

00:23:51Buti!

00:23:52Masarap ang sapsap kapaksiyo!

00:23:55Oo!

00:23:57At saka dati tindala!

00:23:58Hindi lang mahirap para sa kanila!

00:23:59Mahirap din para sa mga ibang tao

00:24:02na gustong magparamdam ng pagmamahala sa kanila!

00:24:05Pareho silang hindi balaya!

00:24:06Pareho silang mahuhusgahan!

00:24:08Kasi yun nga!

00:24:09Ang paniniwala nga!

00:24:10Ang kayong lang ng mga lalaki!

00:24:12Para lang kayo sa babae!

00:24:13Pag pumatol kayo sa bakla,

00:24:15bakla din kayo!

00:24:16Sapsap!

00:24:17Ganon yung paluktot na paniniwala dati!

00:24:19Hindi naman ganon nung araw!

00:24:21Ha?

00:24:21Pag pumatol ka,

00:24:22hindi naman nila sinasabi!

00:24:24Hindi nila sinasabi!

00:24:25Pero ganon nang husa!

00:24:26Ganon nang ano!

00:24:27Oo!

00:24:27Sinasabi lang nila!

00:24:28Pag pumatol sa bakla,

00:24:30hindi mapera ka!

00:24:31Sabi nila!

00:24:32Sabi nila!

00:24:33Talman!

00:24:34Pwede ko mapera ka!

00:24:34Nakabineers ka eh!

00:24:36Hindi!

00:24:36Maganda yung ipin!

00:24:37Ah!

00:24:39Hindi ganyan!

00:24:40Ganda ng ipin!

00:24:43Napit kayo!

00:24:44Napit kayo!

00:24:44Pero hindi ganyan!

00:24:45Napit kayo!

00:24:46Ganyan ang hitin nini!

00:24:47Tsaka automatic eh!

00:24:48Hindi talaga siya!

00:24:49Oo!

00:24:50Ganda!

00:24:51Grabe kumikinang, no?

00:24:52Pwede sandla!

00:24:53Oo!

00:24:54Gusto mo magaganyan?

00:24:55Gusto mo magaganyan?

00:24:56Ha? Oo!

00:24:57Brett, bigay mo naman!

00:24:58Ay, naku!

00:24:58Ipapagawa kita ni ito!

00:25:00Pero itutomba ko ito para ikuhunan ako!

00:25:02Kala ko gawa sa parmol!

00:25:04Kala ko gawa sa parmol!

00:25:06Mabibenta ko ito eh!

00:25:07Ipataba rin ito sa kabito eh!

00:25:10Hindi yun!

00:25:11Pero nakaranas kang magmahal at nakaranasan mo rin yung mahalin, di ba?

00:25:16Yes!

00:25:16Yung iba, lihim, pero nalanasan nila yan!

00:25:19Mga mahal!

00:25:20Tsaka binin ko ba sa ibuhin ito?

00:25:21Ang ganda niya eh!

00:25:22Yes!

00:25:23Parang walang problema!

00:25:25Oo!

00:25:25Marami talagang nagano sa akin!

00:25:27Ganon din!

00:25:28So umpis na liligawan pero...

00:25:30Bili mo ako na ano!

00:25:32Oo!

00:25:33May shirt na ano!

00:25:35Oo ya!

00:25:35Ganon!

00:25:36Ah, puro pabili!

00:25:37Ganon!

00:25:38Sponsor ka!

00:25:39Nag-Japan ka ba dati?

00:25:40Hindi!

00:25:41Gapan!

00:25:42Takadaan siya!

00:25:43Nakadaan siya!

00:25:44Tuguro!

00:25:45Dating tinatanong nag-Japan daw!

00:25:47Kasi mukha siyang Japanera!

00:25:48Yung ganda niya yung mukhang Japanera!

00:25:51Oo!

00:25:52Ganon!

00:25:53Kanya!

00:25:53Ikaw tagasaan ka ba?

00:25:55Tagasaan po?

00:25:56Romblon ka nalaga?

00:25:57Opo!

00:25:58Tapos lumawas ka lang ng Maynila para sa Miss G&A?

00:26:01Hindi po!

00:26:02Ah!

00:26:021980 pa po ako dito!

00:26:04Pero every year bumabalik po ako sa ano kasi!

00:26:06Piesa po every January sana!

00:26:08Anong month pa po ginawa yung make-up nyo?

00:26:10Bakit?

00:26:11Ba't buwan tayo?

00:26:11Matatagal naman na!

00:26:13Malay ko maakas siya!

00:26:14Nag-prepare waiting for callback!

00:26:16Nailag siya sa salang eh!

00:26:17Always prepare siya!

00:26:18Ayusin ko na yung hair mo ha!

00:26:20Okay lang po!

00:26:21Hawakan ko yung buhok!

00:26:24Ayan!

00:26:25O number two!

00:26:26Pwede mo rin ayusin yung buhok niya ha!

00:26:28Ah!

00:26:28Parang ano pala talaga siya!

00:26:30Asymmetry!

00:26:31Ano yung asymmetry?

00:26:32Hindi pantay doon!

00:26:34Ganun pala!

00:26:38Gitna na lang!

00:26:39Gitna na lang tayo!

00:26:40Nakaangat yung likod!

00:26:42Oo!

00:26:44Ang tari!

00:26:44Parang tinutubuan ka ng mga ar-arusep!

00:26:47Ano yung ar-arusep?

00:26:48Siwits!

00:26:49Siwits!

00:26:50Siwits!

00:26:51Ano pong trabaho ninyo?

00:26:52Ah!

00:26:54Nung ano po nung ah!

00:26:55Trabaho ko po ngayon!

00:26:57Nagmamarish po ako ng isang bar!

00:26:59Anong klaseng bar po yan?

00:27:00Yung ah!

00:27:01Dine and chill!

00:27:02Kainan!

00:27:02Tapos pwedeng inuman!

00:27:04Ah!

00:27:05Gastropub kumbaga!

00:27:06Oo!

00:27:06Pero before bago ako mag ano!

00:27:08Mag ah!

00:27:08Pumasok kasi two months pa lang po ako dyan sa bar!

00:27:11Ah!

00:27:13Ano po!

00:27:13Ah!

00:27:14Nagtitinda po ako sa sabunga ng kahinta!

00:27:16Nagtitinda ng?

00:27:17Nang mga...

00:27:18Ano po ah!

00:27:20Drinks!

00:27:20Ayan!

00:27:21Salt drinks foods!

00:27:22Tapos papatunga namin!

00:27:23Bawat...

00:27:23Bawat item halimbawa ah!

00:27:2550 pesos mo kukunin sa kantin!

00:27:27Bibenta mo sa mga sabongero ng 60!

00:27:30Ah!

00:27:30Ganon!

00:27:31Hindi nagkakahulihan dyan sa sabongero?

00:27:32Hindi po!

00:27:33Kasi ano!

00:27:33Online na po kasi siya!

00:27:34Kailan laban mo?

00:27:36Bakit?

00:27:37Ba't na laban?

00:27:38Wala pa po akong derby!

00:27:39Kasi itsura!

00:27:40Ito po kang tatarian mo na lang din!

00:27:42Hinawa ako!

00:27:43Ano pa na abong!

00:27:44Oo!

00:27:46Online sabong?

00:27:47Di ba bawal yan?

00:27:48Hindi po yung ano sa...

00:27:50Sa online na po kasi hindi na po pwede yung sigawan!

00:27:53Yung logis, logis na po!

00:27:54Wala na!

00:27:55So kanalap ko!

00:27:56Bawal na rin yung online!

00:27:57Yung sabuan!

00:27:58Sabuan na ganyan!

00:27:59Bawal na yan!

00:28:00Anong site nyan para ma-report nyo?

00:28:03Hindi online!

00:28:04Andyan din po yung mga sabongero!

00:28:06Doon sa mismo sa sabungan!

00:28:07Pupusta ka!

00:28:08Machine na po siya tataya!

00:28:10Hindi na po yung ano!

00:28:11Legal yan!

00:28:12Opo!

00:28:12Sure ka ha!

00:28:13Sige!

00:28:14Magtawag ka nga ng puli sa inyo!

00:28:15Sa inyo!

00:28:16Tumalaw sa inyo!

00:28:17Mukhang bumibitaw to eh!

00:28:19Yes!

00:28:20Nagbibitaw din po!

00:28:21Talaga!

00:28:22Dati nung gusto pa tawagan!

00:28:24Hindi lang nagbibitaw!

00:28:25Mukhang nagbebenta rin din!

00:28:27Nung ano din po!

00:28:29Nung gusto pa yung tawagan!

00:28:30Nagiging Kristo din po ako!

00:28:32So!

00:28:33Nung simula Kristo siya!

00:28:34Logis!

00:28:35Oo!

00:28:36Kristo ka na...

00:28:36Buani!

00:28:37Kailangan ka naghudas!

00:28:38Iba yun!

00:28:39Baka ngayon palang mimita!

00:28:40Sa sinakakulot!

00:28:42Kristo yung yung pumukuwan na taya!

00:28:44Yung tumatawa sa mga pusta!

00:28:45Pumukuwan na taya!

00:28:46Yun yung Kristo!

00:28:47Ayan!

00:28:48Tapos at the same time, ah...

00:28:50Ano din po ako ah!

00:28:51Freelance ah!

00:28:52Event host!

00:28:54Ganon!

00:28:54Ganyan itsura mo pag nag-host!

00:28:55Yes!

00:28:56Kasi kailangan din po!

00:28:57Ano mga occasion to!

00:28:58Costume party to!

00:28:59Sa mga lamay!

00:29:00Ganyan!

00:29:02Imagine mo di butas ganito yun!

00:29:05Oo!

00:29:05Pero ang dami mong racket!

00:29:07Maganda!

00:29:07Ilang taon na po kayo ulit?

00:29:09Sixteen!

00:29:10Noong August 19!

00:29:12Wow!

00:29:13Senior na!

00:29:14Nakakatuwa na ano!

00:29:15Marami pa siyang nagagawa!

00:29:17Nakakapaghanap buhay sa ganit edad!

00:29:19Parang nung nasa Japan ako!

00:29:20Pero kami isang restaurant na pinuntahan din!

00:29:23As in matanda na talaga yung server!

00:29:25Sabi ko, ang galing no!

00:29:26Kahit anong edad dito sa Japan,

00:29:27may oportunidad na makapagkrabaho!

00:29:31Bukod dun sa kumikita sila,

00:29:33nabibigyan sila ng pagkakataong kumilos na!

00:29:36Na may silby pa sila!

00:29:37The less kilos,

00:29:38the more na nanghihinasin!

00:29:40Sa Pilipinas di ba yung

00:29:42oportunidad para sa matatanda,

00:29:44parang bahay na lang kayo!

00:29:46Di ba?

00:29:47Meron pa bang tumatanggap dito sa trabaho

00:29:49ng mga 60 years old?

00:29:50O laro, rataro!

00:29:51Parang galaro lang sila no!

00:29:53Di ba yung mga 60 years old,

00:29:5465, datanggapin mo pa pa sa mga...

00:29:57Kaya naman ang Japan ang may pinakamaraming taong 100 plus years old!

00:30:03Matagal pa sila eh no!

00:30:04Mahaba ang mga buhay nila!

00:30:06Oo oo!

00:30:07Ito mukhang mahaba buhay nito eh!

00:30:09May iniinom ka!

00:30:10Wala pa po akong ano ang...

00:30:11Pinig ko kumain akong makain ng dugo ng bata!

00:30:14Ano yung aswang?

00:30:15Oo oo!

00:30:15Wala pa po akong maintenance,

00:30:17diet ko lang!

00:30:18Oo!

00:30:19Oo diba?

00:30:19Wala pa maintenance!

00:30:21Yes!

00:30:21Wala pa akong gotamala!

00:30:23Oo!

00:30:23Baka healthy living siya noong...

00:30:24Correct!

00:30:25Hindi po kasi hindi ako nagpahilig sa mga...

00:30:27mga fatty foods!

00:30:29Healthy living na!

00:30:30Yes!

00:30:30Puro lang gulay, isda, ganyan!

00:30:32Nage-exercise ka rin!

00:30:33Yan!

00:30:34Hindi na po kasi ngayon,

00:30:34panggabi kasi trabaho eh!

00:30:37Pag-importante ka rin yung...

00:30:39Natulog sa umaga, sa gabi trabaho!

00:30:41Lakad-lakad!

00:30:42Lakad-lakad lang!

00:30:43Yan!

00:30:44Walking walk!

00:30:45Yung lola ko ganyan eh!

00:30:46Eighty-three na lakad pa ng lakad!

00:30:47Ah talaga?

00:30:48Everyday lalakad siya ng ano,

00:30:49ng ten kilometers everyday!

00:30:51Ten kilometers?

00:30:53Oo!

00:30:53Oo, nung eight!

00:30:54Ang lahaba ano na!

00:30:56Kaya hanggang ngayon,

00:30:56hindi na namin makita ka!

00:30:58Kasi hindi nakapaligaw na!

00:31:00Kami nakakita po dyan!

00:31:01Matanda!

00:31:01Plantin po!

00:31:03Tapos pink po yung medyas niya,

00:31:04tsaka sapatos!

00:31:05Lola ko po yan!

00:31:06Kasi everyday naglalakad siya talaga,

00:31:07ten kilometers!

00:31:08Kailan pa siya naglalakad?

00:31:09Eh, twenty years na siyang naglalakad

00:31:11so hindi ko na alam!

00:31:12Baka sana napunta yun!

00:31:13Pili ko nga, ito na rin yun eh!

00:31:16Baka po kita, gano'n?

00:31:18Kung itong lola ko,

00:31:20masaya ako!

00:31:21Bakit?

00:31:21Simple lang ito,

00:31:23rinigaluhan mo lang ito ng

00:31:25mass card!

00:31:26Pwede pa yan eh!

00:31:29Mass card!

00:31:30Pwede pa rin ka ngayon?

00:31:32Oo naman!

00:31:33Tama naman!

00:31:34May edad na tayong eh!

00:31:36Oo!

00:31:36Iba na ang priorities mo, no?

00:31:38Yeah!

00:31:38Iprioritize mo nalang yung tamang shade ng foundation!

00:31:41Pre!

00:31:42Setting spray para kumapit talaga yung make-up!

00:31:45Gano'n talaga,

00:31:46pagka-pray at hindi mo kumakapit ng usto!

00:31:48At saka yung pulburay hindi ginagamit sa buka!

00:31:51At itanyain lang!

00:31:52Mulay-gray siya eh!

00:31:54Ito parang may kapangyarihan!

00:31:56Hindi ko kaming ilus yan eh!

00:31:58Ito mo yung pangalan oh!

00:31:59Oo!

00:32:00Ito yung naglolokal,

00:32:01yung nakakostume lang

00:32:02pero ang totoo siya talaga

00:32:03ang kayang magturo kay Bato kung nasa saan!

00:32:06Yung bukas may 50 million siya eh!

00:32:10Kamusta po?

00:32:11I'm okay, Mime?

00:32:13Diyos ko, okay pa ba ito?

00:32:14Kulay-berde na yung labi?

00:32:17Masaya!

00:32:17Iba nakakakaba yung pag nag-berde na yung labi?

00:32:20Sayang masaya, Mime!

00:32:21At taray ng glitters dyan eh!

00:32:22Yung rosemary!

00:32:24Yung paluto!

00:32:25Tsaka yung glitters niya,

00:32:26parang inalog niya lang yung buhok niya

00:32:27na nalaglag lang yung ano!

00:32:29Yung may mga buhok na rosemary!

00:32:32Ilang taon na po kayo?

00:32:3360 years old, Mime!

00:32:35Nung April lang!

00:32:36Ah, pareho kayong 60!

00:32:37Ah!

00:32:37Hindi kayo po ay...

00:32:38Magsi 60...

00:32:39Magsi 64, no?

00:32:40Magsi 64!

00:32:41Nalulunod na sa sarili ng laway, no?

00:32:43Walang mahal!

00:32:44Wala!

00:32:4664!

00:32:48Mago!

00:32:49Nagagamit kayo na po yung 20% niya!

00:32:51Oo!

00:32:52Enjoy!

00:32:53Enjoy!

00:32:55Bongga!

00:32:56Ano pong trabaho niya?

00:32:58Dati po ah!

00:32:59Licensed chemical engineer ako!

00:33:00Marami na natang trabuhan ko!

00:33:02Dati!

00:33:03Pero ngayon, since 2012, 2011,

00:33:06Licensing bomber po ako!

00:33:08So I am helping my family, patay na rin po yung...

00:33:11Family!

00:33:12Family!

00:33:13Licensing bomber ako!

00:33:15Pero sa ngayon, marami na rin!

00:33:16Iniindang sakit!

00:33:18Undertaker yung gumagawa na lang!

00:33:20Hindi na ko pwedeng humarap sa mga patay na may formalin!

00:33:22Kasi yung mata ko may cataract!

00:33:25Then...

00:33:25Under my management na lang!

00:33:27Kasi ako yung license!

00:33:28Aha!

00:33:29So yung mga tawan ko,

00:33:30they are called morticians!

00:33:32Not all morticians are licensing bomber!

00:33:35But all licensing bombers are considered morticians!

00:33:39So ang lahat na nagtatabaho sa punerarya,

00:33:42helper ka,

00:33:44o labandera ka dyan ng mga ano,

00:33:46o pintor ka, karpintero ka,

00:33:48gumagawa ng atahol,

00:33:49you are called morticians!

00:33:51Morticians!

00:33:52Si Morticia Adams ang kanilang date!

00:33:56Morticians!

00:33:57Morticians!

00:33:58Pero meron po bang mga pamamaraan

00:34:00para ma-preserve ba yung ano, yung

00:34:02yung bangkay ng mga

00:34:053 months ganyan?

00:34:06Matagal?

00:34:08Opo!

00:34:08Opo! Meron!

00:34:09Ano pong ginamit nyo sa kanya?

00:34:12Hindi saya!

00:34:13I love it!

00:34:14Effective!

00:34:14Pernis!

00:34:15Gusto ko ito, di ba?

00:34:16Parang nakakausap mo pa!

00:34:19Pure na, yung ginamit ko sa kanya,

00:34:20pure na formalin!

00:34:22Pure na?

00:34:22Yung formalin, 37% lang yun!

00:34:24Purity!

00:34:26So, but the 37% is, 63% is water!

00:34:29Wow! Okay!

00:34:29So, yung pure na formalin is 100%,

00:34:32hindi talaga pwede yun!

00:34:33Kasi ma...

00:34:34Matapang!

00:34:35Matapang!

00:34:36Matapang!

00:34:37O, maagnas yung bangkay!

00:34:39Di ba para tumagal po yan?

00:34:40Yung freezer, di ba po?

00:34:41Oo!

00:34:42Pero hindi naman kailangan yung freezer dito usually.

00:34:45Pinefreeze yun tulad ni...

00:34:47Noong dating nating,

00:34:48President pinefreeze yun sa...

00:34:50Batak Ilukos.

00:34:51Pinefreeze yun lang yun.

00:34:53Oo!

00:34:54Pwede kayo magpapfreeze.

00:34:56Ako buting kakilala namin yung may-ari ng family mo

00:34:58at nagpapfreeze ka dito.

00:35:00Hindi pinaginukuha!

00:35:02Lalo ko ah!

00:35:03Maghanap lang ako ka ba?

00:35:04Kung lagay mo...

00:35:04Ilang months na?

00:35:06Oo!

00:35:07Sa tabi ng ice cream nilagay ito.

00:35:09Hindi naging sa ilalim naman.

00:35:10Diyaka muna.

00:35:11Namin ko na ice cream.

00:35:14Pero malaki ang kita ng trabaho nyo.

00:35:17Ang hanap buhay nyo ay patay.

00:35:18Okay!

00:35:21Okay mimi!

00:35:23As long as you are paid accordingly.

00:35:25Kasi hindi rin ma-afford ng iba eh.

00:35:27Oh!

00:35:28Maraming indigents ha!

00:35:29Papalibing lang ito ate.

00:35:31Kuya papalibing lang ito.

00:35:32Tumatawad!

00:35:33Tawad!

00:35:34Tawad!

00:35:37Pagpapalibing lang ito.

00:35:57Maraki rin.

00:35:57Maraki rin may may kapitalisasyon.

00:35:59May tauhan ka.

00:36:01Correct.

00:36:01Morticians mo marami ma-embarred.

00:36:03Oh yes!

00:36:03Lahat!

00:36:04Lahat!

00:36:05Pero malungkot mo ba kayo pag walang patay?

00:36:07Hindi.

00:36:08Because the family are magnates of funeral services.

00:36:12Hindi pwede yan.

00:36:13Bawal yan.

00:36:14Bawal yan na mag...

00:36:18O!

00:36:20Kasi baka mauna pa tayo eh.

00:36:21O!

00:36:22Hindi tayo makagising.

00:36:23O diba?

00:36:24So we have to pray.

00:36:25Dapat hindi ka nagwi-wish.

00:36:26O!

00:36:26We have to pray before we sleep and we wake up.

00:36:29In the morning mag...

00:36:31Thank you Lord.

00:36:32Oh!

00:36:32Yes!

00:36:33Thank you for another day.

00:36:35Thank you for another day.

00:36:35God will take us any time of the day.

00:36:38Every hour, every minute, every second.

00:36:40Tama!

00:36:41Tinalam mimi!

00:36:42Kahit saan naman tayo.

00:36:44Mayroon tayo magdasal kahit nasaan tayo.

00:36:46Yeah.

00:36:46I'm so proud of you, mimi.

00:36:47Marami kang tinulungan.

00:36:48Tsaka you're so tough.

00:36:50Marami kang...

00:36:51You're so...

00:36:52It's a stress na dinanan mo.

00:36:54Mga trying times.

00:36:55Mga hard times.

00:36:56Matibay na matibay.

00:36:58O!

00:36:59O!

00:37:00Kasi yung nga yung bummer ganun.

00:37:03Dapat matibay ang dibdib mo.

00:37:04Matibay ang matitura mo.

00:37:06Hindi pwede.

00:37:07Expose ka sa lahat.

00:37:08Yes.

00:37:09Lalo na nung COVID.

00:37:10Expose ka sa lahat ng...

00:37:11Sobrang dami.

00:37:12No.

00:37:12Expose ka lahat ng virus, bacterial infection.

00:37:15Yeah.

00:37:15Lahat ng sakit.

00:37:16Expose ka.

00:37:17Kaya inaalagaan dapat ng katawan.

00:37:18So you have to be careful.

00:37:19Gumagamit kami ng PPE.

00:37:21Personal protective equipment.

00:37:23Oo.

00:37:23Lahat naman po nag-PPE nung ano.

00:37:25Okay.

00:37:25Pandemic, syempre.

00:37:26Pandemic.

00:37:26Kahit pang karaliwang tao, dapat naka-PPE.

00:37:29Dati ko nakarating ka rin sa studio.

00:37:30Lahat naka-PPE.

00:37:31Correct.

00:37:31Kala mo laboratorio itong ni studio natin.

00:37:33Oo.

00:37:34Yes, mimi.

00:37:35Naka-patient pa ako.

00:37:35But we're happy that you made it.

00:37:37Diba?

00:37:37Yes, mimi.

00:37:38Yes, mimi.

00:37:38Nandin humaharap ko sa napakaraming pagsubok nung pandemic.

00:37:41But you're still here.

00:37:42And we're all very happy that you are here.

00:37:45Yeah.

00:37:45I'm so happy to meet you.

00:37:47Yeah.

00:37:47Thank you, mimi.

00:37:48Yeah.

00:37:49Talaga pong, matagal na namin ano eh, pinaplano ko yung pagsasalang ng mga senior

00:37:55contestants.

00:37:56Iniisip lang namin yung magandang timing.

00:37:57Kaya sabi naman, ah, okay, tama.

00:37:59Katataposan ng Halloween isan.

00:38:01Baka ito naman kasi tinaod.

00:38:03Hindi.

00:38:03Joke lang.

00:38:04Pero yun po talaga.

00:38:05Excited kami yung ma-isa lang kayo.

00:38:06Oo.

00:38:07Yes.

00:38:08Makita naman natin kung gaano kahusay pa rin at brillo.

00:38:11Brillo pa rin siya.

00:38:12Brillo!

00:38:13Ano pa rin sila?

00:38:14Sharp.

00:38:14Magandang magsalita.

00:38:16Sharp pa rin.

00:38:16Alam pa rin nila eh.

00:38:17Sharp makpakinggan.

00:38:19Oo.

00:38:19At saka kasi ito professional eh.

00:38:21Yes.

00:38:22May-ari sila ng punerari.

00:38:23Yun lang po ang negosyo nyo.

00:38:25Yes, mimi.

00:38:26Kasi yung kakilakala kung may ari ng Pune Raria,

00:38:29marami silang negosyo.

00:38:30Ano pa yung negosyo nila?

00:38:31Tatlo. May hospital muna sila.

00:38:33O, kanila yung hospital.

00:38:34Tapos kitabi ng hospital Pune Raria.

00:38:35Okay.

00:38:36Pune Raria.

00:38:36Tapos yung huli nila yung ano,

00:38:38meron silang restaurant pero dinuguan lang.

00:38:40Dinuguan at popis.

00:38:41Grabe naman yung mga connect-connect nun.

00:38:43Dai, talagang...

00:38:44Special dila din dinuguan.

00:38:46Nagamit nila lahat.

00:38:48Yung sakit, yung bangkay at lamang loob.

00:38:52Para meron din popis.

00:38:53Kaya dinuguan at popis at ano nila.

00:38:56Ano kaya yung isaw, no?

00:38:57Oo.

00:38:57Nagulat nga.

00:38:58Ako nung isang brunch yung may igado na.

00:39:01Igado.

00:39:02Okay.

00:39:02Tingnan po natin kung gumagana niya yung mga buzzer nyo.

00:39:04Number one, please.

00:39:05Press your buzzer.

00:39:07Ay, papagal.

00:39:09Number two.

00:39:10Ay, nakuto rin.

00:39:10Ay, kinakain na puto.

00:39:12Diyos ko.

00:39:12Alam mo na, Jong.

00:39:13Mukhang malamit sa'yo.

00:39:14Ito yung future ko.

00:39:15Number three.

00:39:19Kaway sa kanan.

00:39:22Mataas po.

00:39:22Ayan.

00:39:24Unang tanong.

00:39:26Ah, ito.

00:39:28Alam nyo to.

00:39:29Ano ang popular full name ng aktres na Bida sa 1953 Pinoy movie na Kofraja?

00:39:39One.

00:39:41And I...

00:39:42Ay.

00:39:43Wala pa po.

00:39:45I believe.

00:39:46I believe po na po.

00:39:48May edad na.

00:39:49Okay lang po.

00:39:51I believe, alam ko to.

00:39:53I believe, pinaponod ko to kasi kaedad namin.

00:39:56I believe, alam nyo rin dito yung mga senior.

00:40:00And my answer is, Dolphie.

00:40:05And I...

00:40:09Dolphie is Liguacanern.

00:40:12Ano pong full name ng aktres na Bida sa 1953 Pinoy movie na...

00:40:17Kaway po.

00:40:18Kaway muna.

00:40:19Yung Bidang Babae sa Pinoy movie na Kofraja.

00:40:24Kofraja.

00:40:26Number two.

00:40:27I believe, buhulaan ko lang po siya.

00:40:29I believe, aktres na Pilipina po siya.

00:40:31I believe, isa po siyang Pilipina.

00:40:34And my answer is, Chuchay.

00:40:38Chuchay is Liguacanern.

00:40:40Kayo nalaman po.

00:40:41Sino pong aktres ang Bida sa Kofraja?

00:40:45I believe, Babae po siya.

00:40:47I believe, aktres siya dati.

00:40:50Masya sa pelikula.

00:40:52I believe it's...

00:40:55Perla Bautista?

00:40:57Perla Bautista is Liguacanern.

00:41:00Kung di ako nagkakamali, yung Kofraja,

00:41:02ito yung babaeng maganda

00:41:03na nag-iiba yung kulay niya

00:41:05pag namamatay ang kandila.

00:41:07Tama ba?

00:41:08Oo.

00:41:10Black girl siya.

00:41:12Black girl siya.

00:41:13Pero pag sinindihan yung kandila na mahiwaga,

00:41:16nagiging mistisa siya.

00:41:19Ang Bida doon ay si

00:41:20Gloria

00:41:23Arroyo.

00:41:25Ang Bida doon ay siya.

00:41:26Ang Bida doon ay siya.

00:41:27Ang Bida doon ay si Gloria Romero.

00:41:28O, Gloria Romero.

00:41:29Si Gloria Romero.

00:41:30Kaya hindi na mariremake yung pelikong lang yan

00:41:32kasi politically incorrect na siya.

00:41:34Correct.

00:41:34Bawa.

00:41:35Bawa.

00:41:36O, o.

00:41:36Yung sinasabi niya, Dolphie, parang mayroon.

00:41:38Markova.

00:41:39Markova.

00:41:40Actually, yun ang next question.

00:41:43Sayang.

00:41:44Hindi na may tatanong.

00:41:46Kawai sa kanan!

00:41:53Anong A, ang aparato na gamit ng bata para matutong maglakad?

00:42:01One.

00:42:02I believe, ginamit ko ito ng bata ako.

00:42:05I believe, alam ko ito.

00:42:06I believe, lahat kayo nakagamit ito.

00:42:08And the, my answer is, and the door.

00:42:12And I.

00:42:16Anong A?

00:42:18Anong A ang aparato na gamit ng bata para matutong maglakad?

00:42:22And the door.

00:42:24Anong A ang aparato na gamit ng bata para matutong maglakad?

00:42:28Ito ay?

00:42:29And the door.

00:42:30And the door.

00:42:30Pero pag tumanda na ang bata, anong alak ang iniinom nito?

00:42:34M.

00:42:36Punda door.

00:42:37Ano ko M.

00:42:38Ay, sayang.

00:42:40O, sayang.

00:42:40And the door is Tumpakadar.

00:42:43Congratulations.

00:42:44Thank you, mami, senyor.

00:42:45Pasok na po kayo.

00:42:47O, dalawa na lang po kayo.

00:42:49Pabilisan na po ito, ha?

00:42:50Sino kaya?

00:42:51Romblon o Ilo-ilo?

00:42:52Oko.

00:42:53Maka-paso.

00:42:54Hingang malalim.

00:42:56Ayan.

00:42:58Okay, kaway po sa kanan.

00:43:01Ang Bigel, Dalmatian at Chihuahua

00:43:05ay mga breed ng anong hayop?

00:43:07Two.

00:43:09I believe, mga hayop ito.

00:43:11I believe, may mga alaga ako nito.

00:43:13I believe, lahat po ito ay mga klase ng hayop.

00:43:17And my answer is, Aso.

00:43:19And I, thank you.

00:43:21Aso or Dog is?

00:43:23Tumpakadar!

00:43:24Next round, candidate number two.

00:43:28Mami Medusa, I love you.

00:43:30Pero parinig na lang po ng talak ng lot-lot.

00:43:34Kahit hindi ako nanalo, okay lang po.

00:43:37Matatawag rin ako sa Resmac.

00:43:39Anay, thank you.

00:43:40Thank you, Mami Medusa.

00:43:42Bye-bye.

00:43:43Yes, maraming salamat kay candidate number three.

00:43:45Makakatangkap ka pa rin siya ng 5,000 pesos.

00:43:48Karinong with the answer, ang iiranging brother.

00:43:51Wait lang na sa mga paligina.

00:43:52Our show.

00:43:53Our time.

00:43:54It's showtime.

00:43:57Welcome back to Miss Q&A Wella.

00:44:00Salakaya 2026.

00:44:02Grabe, namiss kita agad.

00:44:04Siyempre, akaw, nakala ko nga.

00:44:06Naka-lunok, maliwabat ka pa ng bansa eh.

00:44:07O, sandali lang yung ano.

00:44:10Yung mga kondesant natin, unawain natin ang kanya.

00:44:12Kaya nga, may mabilis kasi yung mga mayayari.

00:44:14Yung isa na pinakabit pa ng kateter.

00:44:17Oo.

00:44:17Asakit.

00:44:19Patagal yun.

00:44:20Pero ito nga.

00:44:21Isa kasi nang tinanggal yung bukhlaksama, may ulo.

00:44:23So, pinapatahi pa yung leeg.

00:44:25Ano, di Ross kasi ulo.

00:44:27Pero ito nga.

00:44:28Narito naman ang mga pituwing magtatakda kung sinong queen ang mag-uwi ng corona.

00:44:33OPM Showbiz Royalty.

00:44:35Binibining ko ba, Karil.

00:44:39Kapuso actor Ralph Miyako.

00:44:43And binibining on point, Nicole Cardavez.

00:44:47Ay, parang maganda yung mag-peakable ka ganyan yung suhat mo, Nicole.

00:44:52Pwede yan.

00:44:54Pwede yan.

00:44:54Pwede yung pa-peakable yan.

00:44:56Hindi na papagod yung siniko.

00:44:57Pwede yung damit maluwag naman eh.

00:44:59Wag lang mag-heals.

00:45:01Si Ralph Miyako, ano siya ngayon, konservative.

00:45:03Oo.

00:45:04Parang teacher na wako teacher.

00:45:06O huli kasi diba yung botonist yan, ang nakasara lang yung nasa puso.

00:45:09Oo.

00:45:09Ngayon pinag-ano eh, pinasara eh.

00:45:11Bakit parang nag-hiya ka ba dun sa mga contestant san?

00:45:13Ba't hindi ka nagpakita ng dibdib ngayon?

00:45:16Ano, meme, kinompleto ko na po yung botonist ko.

00:45:18Parang alamig buka kasi pala dito sa studio.

00:45:20Nagdamdam kasi yung ibang botonist niya.

00:45:23Parang nawalan daw sila ng purpose in life.

00:45:26Parang saan pa to kung hindi gagamitin?

00:45:27Hindi kasi sinara.

00:45:27Ngayon sinara niyang gano'n.

00:45:30Kasi kasi si Ralph nahiya ako.

00:45:32Nahiya ako?

00:45:34Pakala ng shy person.

00:45:36Take note ko yun.

00:45:37Nahiya ako.

00:45:39Ganon.

00:45:39Okay.

00:45:40Habang inaantay natin sila, umupo muna kayo.

00:45:43Oo.

00:45:43Tayo magkwentuhan muna din.

00:45:45Na-miss natin ito kanina.

00:45:46Correct.

00:45:47Hindi nating nagawa ito.

00:45:49Correct.

00:45:49Huwamadali kayo eh.

00:45:51Hindi ko huwamadali.

00:45:53Ayaw yun yung kukwentuhan sa opening.

00:45:55Gusto yun nawa ko na.

00:45:57Oo.

00:45:57Kapat na kwento muna.

00:45:58Naman sa kana, anong pakiramdam na?

00:46:00Ang tagal mo ng rebelde pero hindi ka nang huli.

00:46:02Alam mo, pag magkali ka magtago, hindi ka talaga mauhuli.

00:46:08Walang huli to.

00:46:09Ito yung kita mo na hindi pa rin huli.

00:46:12Para pinalaad pa siya eh.

00:46:13Tsaka bago pa malako nila mahuli, nakikita ko na sila.

00:46:17Ah, tama.

00:46:17Tama.

00:46:18Kahit sa gabi, kita-kita ko ito.

00:46:19Because Jong's eyes are the universal satellite.

00:46:25Jong's eyes.

00:46:26Universal.

00:46:26Pero uso ngayon ang camouflage.

00:46:29Yes.

00:46:29Diba?

00:46:30Oo, camouflage.

00:46:31Ano nito ko?

00:46:32Gawa nyo lito.

00:46:33Lito ka mo.

00:46:34Ah, pludge.

00:46:35Lito ka mo.

00:46:36Pludge.

00:46:37Pludge, pludge ko siya.

00:46:38Ganon.

00:46:39Ito naman.

00:46:40Yes, ito.

00:46:40Ah, trousers.

00:46:42Pero madumi ha.

00:46:43Maraming bakat ang makeup ha.

00:46:45May letra yung sapato.

00:46:47Oo.

00:46:48May letra, syempre.

00:46:49A-S.

00:46:50A-P.

00:46:51A-S.

00:46:52Then yung sapatos mo may nakalagay A.

00:46:54Oo nga.

00:46:54A-P.

00:46:55Anong A-P dyan?

00:46:56A-S-A-P.

00:46:58Babay.

00:46:59Hindi pinanggitin joke na nawaliyang ka din.

00:47:04Dalawang tao kasi may-ari niyan.

00:47:05Bakit?

00:47:07Anong bakit?

00:47:08Ba't dalawa may-ari?

00:47:08Kasi nga mag-iba-initi siya.

00:47:10Ah, oo.

00:47:12Tama.

00:47:13Ikaw, ano ba ang pick mo ngayon?

00:47:14Studyante.

00:47:15Parang studyante ka ngayon eh.

00:47:16I am bara schoolgirl.

00:47:18Oo.

00:47:19Ganun tayo.

00:47:20Schoolgirl lang tayo.

00:47:22Ganyan.

00:47:23Sailor mo.

00:47:24Alam mo, yung gustuhin sa school pero suplada kasi studios ako yung.

00:47:27Oh.

00:47:29Yung hindi ko masyadong, oh, magagalit parents ko.

00:47:31O, maikpit kasi.

00:47:32Tapos hindi ako pumipirma sa slambook.

00:47:34Bakit?

00:47:35Ayoko.

00:47:35Ayoko namang gano'ng mga activities.

00:47:37Gusto ko lang magbasa na.

00:47:37Ay, mamalaman yung mga ano mo?

00:47:39Gusto ko lang magbasa na encyclopedia.

00:47:40Yung gano'ng.

00:47:41Ay, ang akalag talaga.

00:47:42Tsaka mayaman, may encyclopedia kayo.

00:47:43Sa tingin mo, anong...

00:47:44Hindi, nanay ko kasi librarian.

00:47:47Ayaw niya na maigay, pero kumakain siya ng chitsaron sa loob ng library.

00:47:50Hanggang anong edad ka magsusuot ng ganyan pang bata?

00:47:54Grabe.

00:47:55Grabe siya sa'yo, Brent.

00:47:56Ako gusto ko.

00:47:5770.

00:47:58Ako gusto ko.

00:47:5870.

00:47:59Nakaganito pa ako eh.

00:48:00Ba't grabe siya sa'kin?

00:48:01Wala akong nakakitang masama sa tanong niyo.

00:48:03Wala ba?

00:48:03Mas grabe yung reaction mo.

00:48:04Kasi gusto mong pag-awayin ang dalawang.

00:48:07Diba?

00:48:08May mga ganyan tao eh.

00:48:09Yung wala namang issue yung dalawa.

00:48:10Pero dahil bored siya, gusto niyang pag-awayin.

00:48:13Gano'ng katagal ka magiging demonyo?

00:48:16Alam mo.

00:48:17Sunduin na kita.

00:48:19Ayun.

00:48:19Ayun, galit-galit.

00:48:21O, simonyo, no?

00:48:23Ayos ang relasyon natin for 17 years.

00:48:25Pero kailangan niya tayong pag-awayin.

00:48:27Diba?

00:48:27Kasi dun siya nakakakuha ng entertainment.

00:48:30Pag nakikita yung nagka-away tayong dalawa,

00:48:32parang sasaktan mo ako.

00:48:33Yung ganon.

00:48:34Correct.

00:48:34Yung parang nanganganib ang buhay ko sa'yo.

00:48:36Tama.

00:48:36Akala ko.

00:48:37So hindi ka na-apektuhan?

00:48:38Hindi ka na-apektuhan sa sinabi niya?

00:48:40Hindi ako na-apektuhan.

00:48:41O.

00:48:42Dahil kaibigan ko siya.

00:48:43Alam ko wala siyang masamang mithisa.

00:48:45Tama.

00:48:46Tuso ka.

00:48:47Akala ko matching lang ang tuso.

00:48:49Tama.

00:48:50So kahit 70 ka na, magaganya ka pa rin.

00:48:53Hindi kinakailangan maging batang edad mo

00:48:55para maging malaya ka sa pagpaparamdam

00:48:57at pag-express na rin yung sarili.

00:49:00Talo ka dyan.

00:49:01Kakapin naman lang, pibo.

00:49:03Hawak nyo to.

00:49:05Diba?

00:49:05Oo.

00:49:07Being able to dress like this or, you know, express yourself in such a way is so liberating.

00:49:16Tama.

00:49:16Tama naman.

00:49:17Be yourself.

00:49:18Diba?

00:49:19Pag matanda ka, hindi nangangahulagang pag tumatanda ka, eh mukha kang laos.

00:49:25Hindi.

00:49:25Wow.

00:49:26Marami kang mamatay.

00:49:27Marapit ka nang mamatay.

00:49:28Habang tumatanda ka, pwede mo iparamdam ang iyong buhay.

00:49:32Gawin mo ka ng gusto.

00:49:33Sa damit mo palang masasabi, ah, buhay na buhay ako.

00:49:37Punong-puno ako ng ligaya at pag-asa.

00:49:40At pag may mga sinkwentahin na makitang ganito, sabi, ay, pwede sa kanya, eh.

00:49:46Pwede din sa ama.

00:49:47Inspirasyon.

00:49:48Correct.

00:49:49Pwede palang dalawa magkaibigan, eh.

00:49:51Hindi kinakailang lahat, dimosya.

00:49:54At ako lang.

00:49:55Diba?

00:49:56Sabihin mo sa kanila, ano maganda yung ginawa mo, pinag-aaway mo kami.

00:49:59At tama ba na questionin niya itong gamit ko?

00:50:03Sino ba una kumestyon ng damit mo siya, diba?

00:50:05Ay, pinuri ko.

00:50:06Sabi ko, mauso ang kamoplats.

00:50:08Hindi, ba, imbalik niya sa'yo.

00:50:09Sabi ko hanggang anong tawon.

00:50:10O, tabo, tayo na naman ang pinag-aaway niya.

00:50:13Siya ang issue, pero itat...

00:50:15Para ba...

00:50:15Ano niya, ibabato niya sa'yo.

00:50:18Eh, bilang mabait ka, best man.

00:50:20Hindi mo ko-question nun yun.

00:50:22Tatanggapin mo lang ang binibigay.

00:50:23Ganyan niya for 17 years.

00:50:26Yun ang bilin sa'yo ni Direk Chito, diba?

00:50:28Pagbigyan mo na lang si Bob.

00:50:30Andito si Direk Chito.

00:50:31Ayun ngayon.

00:50:32Wala akong pakialam sa kanya.

00:50:33Charon.

00:50:34Ayun si Direk Chito.

00:50:35Ayun si Direk Chito.

00:50:36Ni Direk Chito, nakakapag-tack-in pa pala.

00:50:38Ito ba si Direk Chito?

00:50:39Hindi.

00:50:40Ayun, nakupo, nakaputi.

00:50:42Tignan mo siya, diba?

00:50:43Ang saya-saya niya.

00:50:44Kahit ang laki-laki ng ulo niya, nakakapag-inan siyang damit.

00:50:47Diba?

00:50:48Diba?

00:50:49Hindi siya yan.

00:50:49Maganda talaga ang ano eh.

00:50:51Ano?

00:50:51Ang cap si Nabra kay Jan Regala.

00:50:54Hindi siya yan.

00:50:55Si Jan Regala.

00:50:56Hindi.

00:50:58Aray, sakit siya mata.

00:50:59Bakit?

00:51:00Aliwanag ng ngipin niya.

00:51:01Si Rain?

00:51:02Si Rain niya.

00:51:03Si Rain na taga-showtime, pero ang laman ng TikTok at social media, puro UAA.

00:51:08Siyempre.

00:51:09Kala ko hindi siya nagtatrabaho eh.

00:51:10Masa ka ba talaga nagtatrabaho?

00:51:12Siyempre.

00:51:14Raining nga yan eh.

00:51:15Oh, Jackie, huwag kang maglalalayo ka dyan kay Rain.

00:51:18Bakit?

00:51:19Oh, makikita mo si Jackie, puro Bar City na rin pinapalaw sa ano.

00:51:22Au!

00:51:23Yung ganyan.

00:51:24Oo.

00:51:25Ang liwanag ng ngipin ni Rain, pero mas maliwanag yung...

00:51:28Ano?

00:51:29Wala lang.

00:51:30Jackie, hangat mo lang ng konti.

00:51:33Let's see.

00:51:34Let's see.

00:51:35Okay, ready?

00:51:36Alam sa natin yung winner.

00:51:37Alam sa natin.

00:51:39Eh, kinalulungkot po namin.

00:51:42Hindi po kinayang makapagpatuloy ng dalawang kanila.

00:51:45Ano?

00:51:46Hindi namin nalaman na isang round lang po ang kanila.

00:51:49Nagkaroon ng alta presyon.

00:51:50Papalik na bukas.

00:51:51Kung pwede pumalik bukas, okay.

00:51:52Nagkaroon ng alta presyon.

00:51:54Wala naman pala talaga sa intention nilang manalo.

00:51:56Oo.

00:51:57Nalaman lang nila na pag sumali ka rito, may benefits, SSS at pag-i.

00:52:02So narito lang sila para...

00:52:03Yun ang mali yung ano nila.

00:52:05At least, di ba?

00:52:05Mayroon na sila makukuha.

00:52:07Oo.

00:52:07Ito yung mga kaaway ng PhilHealth, eh.

00:52:10Mabilis kumubra.

00:52:11Madaling kumubra to, eh.

00:52:12Yung konti lang nalaw na bayad dito, pero kukubra.

00:52:15Handa na ba sila?

00:52:17Ready na, ready na.

00:52:18Handa na po sila?

00:52:19Oo.

00:52:21Magsitayo po ang lahat.

00:52:22Kantahan po ng...

00:52:32Bilang apo po nila, gusto kong magpasalamat sa mga talunin yung lahat.

00:52:36Eulogy.

00:52:39Naging masaya at makulay ang buhay ng aking dalawang lola.

00:52:43At papalat po kami.

00:52:48Napinili niyong samaan kami sa oras na ito.

00:52:53Ang buong araw po ito ay ipagdiriwang lamang natin.

00:52:56Ang kagandahan ng kanilang buhay,

00:52:59ang sayang idinulot nila sa atin.

00:53:02Kaya naman po, bilang pagkilala.

00:53:10Parang may gusto sumunod dun, eh.

00:53:12Marami iyak na.

00:53:16Oo.

00:53:17May iyak na lang, eh.

00:53:20Lord,

00:53:22Sana magparamdam sila.

00:53:25Tingnan natin kung magpaparamdam sila.

00:53:28Lord, kung nga dyan lang sila, papukasin mong LAT.

00:53:37Bakit?

00:53:38Bakit?

00:53:39Lumalamig?

00:53:40Oo.

00:53:41Lumalamig.

00:53:42Grabe na.

00:53:42Sanong tayo ng Ouija po.

00:53:45Nararamdaman ako.

00:53:46Ayan na.

00:53:47Ito na mga fathers ko.

00:53:48Yes!

00:53:50Are you ready, mother?

00:53:52Yeah!

00:53:53How about you, mother?

00:53:54Ready, ready!

00:53:55Ay, patatay energy!

00:53:56Palakpakan natin ang mga mothers ko.

00:54:00Di ba?

00:54:02Nakakita ka na ba ng lumang manikin sa SM pari?

00:54:06Yung hindi na napagpagan.

00:54:07Ayaw naman datang.

00:54:09Si Yogi.

00:54:11Yung hindi na napagpagan.

00:54:13Yung puro agiw na.

00:54:14Pero mahal yung mga ganyan.

00:54:15Antik eh.

00:54:18Oo.

00:54:19Oo.

00:54:21Palabiru talaga si Long Mijiat.

00:54:22Hindi siya yan!

00:54:23Ay, panoorin niyo po si Long Mijiat.

00:54:26Ano yung papasama?

00:54:26Ang pinakamahuhusay ng komedyante sa mga pina.

00:54:29Yes!

00:54:30Sa aming programa sa Prime Video na LOL, Last One Laughing.

00:54:34Number one kami sa Prime Video.

00:54:35Maraming maraming salamat.

00:54:37Panoorin.

00:54:37Super nakakatawa.

00:54:39Mas nakakatawa to kayo sa season one.

00:54:42Ang dami na kajero.

00:54:42Walang mapababuyi promise.

00:54:44Ang salapan.

00:54:45May marami po nagtatawag talaga sa aking Long Mijiat.

00:54:47Talaga pagkawala akong ano.

00:54:48Oo.

00:54:49Kaya Long Live.

00:54:51Saka ginaya ko yung silong na baro.

00:54:55Ito na po.

00:54:56Creativity ay pahangain.

00:54:57At kami ay pahangain dito sa

00:54:59Wheat Love!

00:55:01At

00:55:03simulan natin kay candidate number one,

00:55:05Senyora Daniga Parong Evidente.

00:55:09Hello.

00:55:11Yes.

00:55:11Nanay niya.

00:55:13Kahawid niya yung nanay ni Rika Perani.

00:55:15Oh.

00:55:16Okay.

00:55:17Ready ka na ba?

00:55:18Saan ka na natagalan?

00:55:19Nahihirapan ka bang mag...

00:55:21Mag ano?

00:55:22Ah, kasi improvised pala ito.

00:55:24Mahal yan.

00:55:26Wow.

00:55:26Oo.

00:55:27Designer music.

00:55:27Alam mo yung gown niya,

00:55:28improvised lang,

00:55:28nakapardible lang,

00:55:29pero well designed ha?

00:55:32Oo.

00:55:32Well thought of.

00:55:34Pilita Corrales.

00:55:36Mahilig ko.

00:55:36Alam mo yung mga kanta ni Pilita Corrales?

00:55:37Yeah.

00:55:38Anong alam mong kanta niya?

00:55:40Dahil sa'yo.

00:55:41No.

00:55:42Dahil sa'yo ako'y lalaba.

00:55:44Di ba yun?

00:55:44Daniel pa di ngayon.

00:55:45Inigo yan, Pascual.

00:55:47Kay Inigo.

00:55:50Wrong In po.

00:55:54Pirated.

00:55:55Wrong In po.

00:55:56Pirated.

00:55:57Kasalanan natin.

00:56:01Pirated din lang.

00:56:02Pakigyanin po.

00:56:03Wrong In po.

00:56:04Sabang tinan lang, Wrong In.

00:56:06Kasi...

00:56:06Kino kasi natin po?

00:56:07Daniel.

00:56:09Grabe.

00:56:09Teams yung pa pala ng incognito yun.

00:56:13Dahil sa'yo.

00:56:14Waka bang nagbabarilan.

00:56:15Dahil sa'yo.

00:56:16Waka bang kalaban.

00:56:17Dahil sa'yo.

00:56:18Ang galing.

00:56:19May in-love sa kalaban.

00:56:21Wrong In po.

00:56:23Uy, bilis lang po kasi.

00:56:24Hindi naman ako ano yung...

00:56:25Malakas pa tong nanay.

00:56:26Ayun.

00:56:27Yes.

00:56:27Malakas pa to.

00:56:28Tsaka ma...

00:56:28Mabango.

00:56:29Yeah.

00:56:29Ano ako yun?

00:56:30Totoy yun, mime.

00:56:31Mime.

00:56:32Mabango.

00:56:33Amoy bulaklak, mime.

00:56:34Amoy bulaklak.

00:56:35Anong bulaklak?

00:56:37Rose.

00:56:38Diya mo yung everlasting.

00:56:40Pampatay yun.

00:56:41Pampatay yun.

00:56:42Pangpoon?

00:56:42Di ba yun yung kulay orange na matigas?

00:56:45Di naman.

00:56:46Everlasting.

00:56:46Mabango, bangbango.

00:56:47Mabango.

00:56:48Okay.

00:56:48Narito na ang Miss Green Day Celebrity Talakera.

00:56:51Grand winner turned escort.

00:56:52For today,

00:56:53Ralph De Leon.

00:56:55Pasok!

00:56:55Pono, messo, Ralph.

00:56:57Yeah, I'm playing for...

00:56:58Let's go!

00:56:59Yeah, oh baby, don't keep...

00:57:01Yeah!

00:57:02Please feed me...

00:57:03Go through wide, forward...

00:57:06Yeah, I'm playing for keeps...

00:57:08Tastes like to be angry...

00:57:10Just one day, baby...

00:57:13Yeah, I'm playing for you.

00:57:15Grabe, no?

00:57:15Pinoan ang batang to.

00:57:17Yeah.

00:57:18Grabe, no?

00:57:18Yung ganun lang.

00:57:20Swabang-swabang, guwapong-guwapo.

00:57:21Tsaka hiyawan naman ng people.

00:57:22Napalian na kami para lang makapagsayaw ng mga.

00:57:25Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,!

00:57:26Huwag mo niya ginag-gaslight ang sarili mo.

00:57:29Special ka.

00:57:31Ipa ka.

00:57:31Natatawa ka na.

00:57:32Bakit?

00:57:34Bakit?

00:57:35Diniisip mo mo, hindi ako sincere?

00:57:37Oo.

00:57:37Ba't minaymenos mo yung ganyang mukha?

00:57:40Bakit?

00:57:40Bestiso, bata, matangos ang ilong, mukhang mayaman.

00:57:43Mayaman naman talaga.

00:57:44O, bakit minaymenos mo ito?

00:57:46O?

00:57:46Kaya nga nagtataka ko, ba't hindi ka nanligaw ng maagad?

00:57:49O, bakit?

00:57:50Do you see that? You're like this.

00:57:53Why?

00:57:54Why?

00:57:55You're wrong.

00:57:58You're wrong.

00:58:01You're wrong.

00:58:02You're wrong.

00:58:04You're wrong.

00:58:04We're talking to you, but you're wrong.

00:58:06No, why do you have your face?

00:58:10Because of you.

00:58:12You're Daniel Padilla.

00:58:15I'm not a fan.

00:58:17I'm not a fan.

00:58:18I'm not a fan.

00:58:18Kinantay yan.

00:58:19Kinantay yan sa mall show.

00:58:21Hindi, bakit nga?

00:58:22Bakit?

00:58:23Wala lang.

00:58:23Bakit wala kang kumpiyansa?

00:58:25Ako, ganito mukha ako?

00:58:26Oh.

00:58:27Oh.

00:58:28Along gagawin mo?

00:58:30Along?

00:58:30Along gagawin mo?

00:58:32Madami.

00:58:34Kung ganito mukha ako, ipagmamalaki ko yan.

00:58:36Dapat!

00:58:37Oo naman.

00:58:38Bakit?

00:58:39Kinahiya mo ba mukha mo?

00:58:41I just want to be...

00:58:42Oo, hindi.

00:58:43Kinahiya mo ba mukha mo?

00:58:45Oo.

00:58:45Oo, tamo.

00:58:46Yun ang mali mo.

00:58:52Gagwapuhan talaga ako kay Ralph.

00:58:53Gwapo talaga si Ralph.

00:58:54But kung ako papipiliin,

00:58:57kunyari dalawa na lang ang magiging lalaki sa mundo,

00:58:59ako papipiliin Ralph or Jong ko.

00:59:01Nadali ng buhay ko, di hindi pipili.

00:59:05Kapipiliin.

00:59:06Ralph o Jong?

00:59:07Jong ako.

00:59:08No-brainer.

00:59:09Walang isip-isip.

00:59:10Bakit?

00:59:10Natutulog kahit binabangungot.

00:59:12Kalabitin ako.

00:59:12Rap, jong, jong!

00:59:13Paliwanag mo.

00:59:14Bakit?

00:59:15Hah?

00:59:15Paliwanag mo.

00:59:16Kailangan ay paliwanag.

00:59:17Bakit ako.

00:59:19Iba

00:59:19ang nabuo nating

00:59:22relasyon,

00:59:24pagmamahal,

00:59:25respeto

00:59:25at connection

00:59:26sa isa't isa.

00:59:27Diyos ko,

00:59:28ang tingin ko sa'yo

00:59:29higit pa sa

00:59:29kadugoo ko.

00:59:32Talaga?

00:59:32Oo.

00:59:33Diyos ko.

00:59:35Hindi ko kayang isipin

00:59:36ng isang araw

00:59:37na darating

00:59:37na magtatrabaho ko rin

00:59:38at papasok

00:59:39at alam ko

00:59:39kailanman ay hindi ka

00:59:40nababalik

00:59:41at makakapiling

00:59:41ko pa

00:59:44mas gusto

00:59:46naman kitang

00:59:46kasama dito

00:59:48bakit naman

00:59:49bakit naman

00:59:51bakit

00:59:52bakit

00:59:53dahil sa'yo

00:59:53na lang

00:59:54Daniel

00:59:54the best

01:00:03two men

01:00:04in the world

01:00:04for me

01:00:06Bong

01:00:07Chong

01:00:07thanks Brett

01:00:08kung naging lalaki

01:00:09ka number

01:00:10birthday ka sana

01:00:10pero hindi

01:00:11babae ka mat

01:00:13di ba

01:00:14hindi ko kayo

01:00:15pagpapalit

01:00:15ni Bangun

01:00:16siya ka net

01:00:16thank you

01:00:17thank you

01:00:18thank you guys

01:00:19thank you

01:00:23bakit

01:00:24si Direk

01:00:24chito eh

01:00:25bakit kailangan

01:00:26bakit si Direk

01:00:26lang hinahalikan mo

01:00:29kini kiss mo si Direk

01:00:30we beso kami

01:00:31niyayakap namin

01:00:31tatay namin yan

01:00:33nakarana

01:00:34karinig ko

01:00:34inaayaman si Direk

01:00:35sa CR

01:00:36sabi mo Direk

01:00:39sabi mo

01:00:39may natanggal

01:00:40na bato

01:00:41sa akin

01:00:43checkin ko

01:00:43ah o nga

01:00:44may sakit

01:00:44ka sa bato

01:00:46okay mother

01:00:46hindi ka na

01:00:47namin papagurin

01:00:48punta ka na doon

01:00:48number two

01:00:49wala pa

01:00:50wala pa

01:00:51rap joke

01:00:53yes

01:00:54madlampi

01:00:55total seniors

01:00:55edition tayo today

01:00:56sino

01:00:57ang artist

01:00:59ang hindi

01:01:00bata

01:01:01sino ang artist

01:01:02ang hindi

01:01:03bata

01:01:03si

01:01:06Efren

01:01:06hindi

01:01:07bata

01:01:07eh

01:01:13sino daw

01:01:13yung

01:01:14artist

01:01:14ang hindi

01:01:15bata

01:01:15ipahiya mo

01:01:16siya

01:01:16sagutin mo

01:01:17basagin mo

01:01:19sabihin mo

01:01:20sa kanya

01:01:20kung sinong

01:01:21kumantanan

01:01:21dahil

01:01:22sa'yo

01:01:22Daniel

01:01:22Padilla

01:01:27sino

01:01:28sino yan

01:01:29sino yan

01:01:31sino artista

01:01:32ang hindi

01:01:32bata

01:01:32si

01:01:34Vice

01:01:34tanda

01:01:35alright

01:01:39alright

01:01:40ready

01:01:42ipagtanggol mo

01:01:43paano mo

01:01:44nasabing

01:01:45Vice

01:01:45tanda

01:01:45si Vice

01:01:46ganda

01:01:46sige nga

01:01:48wag mo

01:01:49akong gaganyan

01:01:49rin sa harapan

01:01:50ng mga best friend

01:01:51ko

01:01:52Ralph

01:01:53yes

01:01:53kush

01:01:54lokohin mo

01:01:55ng lahat

01:01:57wag lang

01:01:58wag lang

01:01:59sabihin mo

01:02:00ng kabayo

01:02:01kabayo

01:02:01yan

01:02:02wag mo

01:02:02sasabihin

01:02:02matanda

01:02:03yan

01:02:03matanda

01:02:03okay

01:02:03kami makakalaban mo

01:02:05kastikuhin mo

01:02:06best friend

01:02:06bakit mo

01:02:07nasabing

01:02:08matanda

01:02:08ito

01:02:10kasi

01:02:10kayo po

01:02:11ko is

01:02:11yung nagsabi

01:02:11na siya

01:02:12yung contestant

01:02:12number

01:02:13four

01:02:13kanina

01:02:17wala

01:02:17sa'yo galing

01:02:20sa kanina

01:02:21mo galing

01:02:21sa'yo na

01:02:22sa'yo yung dalawa

01:02:22na tutok

01:02:23kami ba

01:02:24nagsabi

01:02:24nun

01:02:26sinabi namin

01:02:27contestant

01:02:27number

01:02:28four

01:02:28kasi

01:02:28ang gaganda

01:02:29wala kami

01:02:30sinabing

01:02:30matanda

01:02:31sasabihin mo

01:02:32sino nagsabi sa'yo

01:02:33matanda

01:02:33sino nagsabi sa'yo

01:02:34sumagot ka

01:02:35itutumba

01:02:36ano

01:02:41sasabihin

01:02:42at

01:02:44kawahin mo

01:02:45or

01:02:45kaputin mo

01:02:46Ralph

01:02:47yes

01:02:48loko

01:02:49kung

01:02:50ayan

01:02:51magan best friend ko

01:02:52hmm

01:02:54alam mo kung saan ka pupulutin

01:02:56kapag ginawa mo yan

01:02:57sabihin mo sabihin mo

01:02:58salam

01:02:58saan po cohes

01:03:00alam kung

01:03:01napakagwapo mo

01:03:03ako sabi

01:03:04baka gusto mo maging kamukamo ko

01:03:07o biniminos mo na naman yung sarili

01:03:09parang di naman masama yun ko

01:03:11bakit? sinabi ko bang pangit ako

01:03:12basta gusto ko sinasabi ko

01:03:15baka gusto mo maging kamukamo ko

01:03:17bakit hindi?

01:03:18o

01:03:18Do you want this?

01:03:20Yes, sir.

01:03:21Be careful what you wish for.

01:03:23Like, I'm going to take a look at my mom.

01:03:27I'm joking.

01:03:28I'm just kidding.

01:03:29I'm joking.

01:03:32I'm joking.

01:03:32You're joking.

01:03:33I'm joking.

01:03:34Ralph, what's your problem with Jong and Vice?

01:03:41My friend, I'm just kidding.

01:03:44Because you didn't want to have a friend before?

01:03:46You're joking.

01:03:48You're joking.

01:03:49You're joking.

01:03:51I'm joking.

01:03:51We're here.

01:03:56Right?

01:03:56I'm not angry.

01:03:59What?

01:04:00I don't want to do it.

01:04:02I'm joking.

01:04:04I'm joking.

01:04:05I'm joking.

01:04:10I'm joking.

01:04:13I'm joking.

01:04:13Your grandmother, that's how long it belongs.

01:04:15How's it?

01:04:16What's that kind of work work?

01:04:18I'm joking.

01:04:20You're joking.

01:04:21Go ahead.

01:04:22You're like, I'm fondo Visiyo.

01:04:23You're a loser.

01:04:28You're not a loser.

01:04:29Don't you have the toilet.

01:04:30You're a loser.

01:04:32You're a loser.

01:04:33You're too high to your husband up to ours.

01:04:36He had a big job so you were buried.

01:05:04Thank you, Ralph. See you later.

01:05:05Senyora Danica Parong Evidente ng Las Pingas.

01:05:09Ang tanong.

01:05:11Oh, Jesus ko.

01:05:13Masahin. Best friend.

01:05:14Best friend.

01:05:15Masahin natin.

01:05:18Ayan na naman.

01:05:20Dito po kayo.

01:05:22Okay, ito po ang katanungan para sa inyo.

01:05:24Ang tanong.

01:05:25Sinong kumanta ng dahil sa'yo?

01:05:28Dahil pa din niya.

01:05:30Iskubi!

01:05:33Ang galing mo.

01:05:35Ang galing mo.

01:05:37Ang galing mo.

01:05:37Okay, ito na, ito na ang tanong, ha?

01:05:40Anong pakiramdam ng baby oil na tinatawag siyang baby,

01:05:45pero oily naman siya?

01:05:50Katawa yung question.

01:05:51Sagot po, mami.

01:05:52Wala pa mo ulitin.

01:05:54Wala pa ulitin mo.

01:05:55Anong pakiramdam ng baby oil na tinatawag siyang baby,

01:05:58pero oily naman siya?

01:06:00Sagot.

01:06:01So, I believe,

01:06:03ang pakiramdam ng baby oil dahil tinawag siyang oily,

01:06:09baby,

01:06:10kahit oily siya,

01:06:12ay syempre,

01:06:14eh talagang oily siya eh.

01:06:16Yun ang talagang ano niya sa buhay eh.

01:06:19Oily.

01:06:20Eh kahit nga mga tao eh,

01:06:21pag oily sa ano eh,

01:06:23may tawag din eh,

01:06:24naglalangis ang muka.

01:06:26Yun ang tawag nila.

01:06:27Pero pag oily naman ang ano,

01:06:29ang baby oil,

01:06:32eh talagang ano talaga ang ano.

01:06:36Senior.

01:06:37O, di ba?

01:06:39Kaya,

01:06:40yun.

01:06:43Ang oily.

01:06:45O,

01:06:46teka lang.

01:06:48O,

01:06:49ganyan talaga eh.

01:06:51O,

01:06:51may maintenance eh.

01:06:54Huwag kayo.

01:06:54O,

01:06:55give way,

01:06:57give way.

01:07:00okay.

01:07:00eh talagang talaga.

01:07:02Okay.

01:07:04Di ang oily nga,

01:07:04ano?

01:07:05O.

01:07:06O, sige.

01:07:07Anong pakiramdam ng baby oil?

01:07:09Tinawag siyang baby.

01:07:11Pero oily.

01:07:14Yun naman pali.

01:07:18Tinawag nga siyang baby oil,

01:07:21kahit oily siya,

01:07:22kasi oily nga.

01:07:25Di ba?

01:07:26Kahit kayo,

01:07:27ang daming oily oh.

01:07:29Oo,

01:07:30kikita ko.

01:07:31Pero hindi mukhang baby.

01:07:34Oo,

01:07:35hindi na mukhang baby.

01:07:36Pero oily.

01:07:38Pero,

01:07:38sa buhay ng tao,

01:07:41kailangan,

01:07:41may pampadulas na rin

01:07:42sa mga ano eh.

01:07:44Lalo na sa mga

01:07:45ano natin ngayon.

01:07:46Kung wala kang padulas

01:07:47para mag oily or no,

01:07:49walang mangyayari

01:07:50sa buhay ngayon.

01:07:52Masyado na tayong

01:07:53napapagano ng panahon.

01:07:55Puro na lang

01:07:57padulas.

01:07:57Haman na yan,

01:07:58pigin na lang kitang

01:07:595K mam yan.

01:08:00Haman na yan.

01:08:01Okay,

01:08:01haman.

01:08:03And I,

01:08:04thank you.

01:08:05Yay!

01:08:07Sinundo.

01:08:07Ang saya.

01:08:09For me,

01:08:10that's the best answer.

01:08:11Oo.

01:08:12Eh baka subakit paulo

01:08:13ni mother yung

01:08:14kailangan panay-ister

01:08:14sa mga nanay.

01:08:15Thank you,

01:08:16Garnet number one.

01:08:16Tawag natin si Garnet number two.

01:08:18Exotic Tayop.

01:08:20Exotic Tayop.

01:08:21Ano po yung Tayop?

01:08:22Puyat.

01:08:23Tao nga ba,

01:08:24Ohio.

01:08:26Tao, Ohio.

01:08:27Kaya Tayop.

01:08:28Kasi nung,

01:08:28nung nag-perform ako

01:08:30ng ano,

01:08:31as a comedian,

01:08:32performer,

01:08:33ah,

01:08:342005.

01:08:36Ah, 15.

01:08:37Okay lang kahit ano yun.

01:08:38Tapos,

01:08:39pinatawag ako nung ano,

01:08:40nung ni Ari,

01:08:41nung bar.

01:08:41Sino na po yung perform

01:08:42ngayon?

01:08:42Bakit po, no?

01:08:43Sabi,

01:08:43si Tayop, ah.

01:08:45Tapos nung ano,

01:08:46eh, Emily ang ginagamit ko.

01:08:48Kasi Emiliano

01:08:48ang tunay kong pangalan.

01:08:50Tapos sabi nga,

01:08:51pagpasok ko,

01:08:51sabi nung meron,

01:08:52ay, ano klaseng hayop yan?

01:08:53Tao ba yan o hayop?

01:08:54Kaya pinagtugtung ko na lang,

01:08:56Tayop.

01:08:56Tao nga ba o hayop?

01:08:58Ganon.

01:08:58Sino mo nagtanong, ikaw?

01:08:59Hindi yung eh.

01:09:00Ikaw?

01:09:01Ba't mapatinanong ba yun?

01:09:03Haba, no?

01:09:05Tao nga ba o hayop?

01:09:05Pero tao ka.

01:09:06Isa kang magandang tao.

01:09:07Thank you, mime.

01:09:09Ralph, pasok!

01:09:10Pono, let's go, Ralph.

01:09:11Yeah, I'm playing folk.

01:09:12Hey!

01:09:13Pag-in-o, baby, no key.

01:09:15Follow who you fix me, me.

01:09:18But who are it?

01:09:20For what?

01:09:20Joke, Ralph.

01:09:22Anong bansa

01:09:23ang mahilig

01:09:25sa pagkaing Pilipino?

01:09:30Anong bansa?

01:09:33Bansa?

01:09:40Ito nga,

01:09:41nag-iisip nga.

01:09:43Anong bansa?

01:09:45Alam mo,

01:09:45kinakamot mo sa sige?

01:09:46Wala!

01:09:47Nakapakaano lang ako.

01:09:49Anong bansa

01:09:49ang mahilig

01:09:50sa pagkaing Pilipino?

01:09:52Yes!

01:09:57Ah!

01:09:59Ano?

01:10:01Talakot nang makaisip.

01:10:03Ano?

01:10:04Eh di,

01:10:05Afrikada.

01:10:13Afrikada.

01:10:13Mawete.

01:10:14Wala?

01:10:15Wala ba yun?

01:10:16Bukas, ibabalik itang hura to.

01:10:18Ikaw, Ralph,

01:10:19miya ko ang mag-joke dito.

01:10:20Palitin.

01:10:22Handa ka bukas, ha?

01:10:23Ang sabi ko sa'yo.

01:10:25Pag hindi kayo nakapaghanda

01:10:27ng joke bukas,

01:10:28si Nicole ang escort.

01:10:32Okay, thank you, Ralph.

01:10:34Nani, exotic ito pong tanong.

01:10:38Ay, naku pa,

01:10:39bakit sa kanya naman napunta yan?

01:10:41Bagay na bagay.

01:10:42Kalae mo, nataon talaga.

01:10:44Pasensya na, number one, ha?

01:10:47Kung sinabihan kang oras muna,

01:10:51mga what time kaya ito?

01:10:54Kung sinabihan kang oras muna,

01:10:57mga what time kaya ito?

01:10:59Pa-FYI na lang kami.

01:11:00Go Mother Exotic.

01:11:02Yes, I believe,

01:11:03madlang people,

01:11:04kung sinabihan ako,

01:11:06kung ano na ngayon ay oras muna,

01:11:08pero,

01:11:08anong time kaya ito?

01:11:10Kahit anong oras,

01:11:11madlang people,

01:11:12pwede tayong mawala sa mundo.

01:11:14Madlang people,

01:11:16kahit anong oras,

01:11:17wala pong maling oras.

01:11:19Lahat po ng oras,

01:11:20tama.

01:11:21Bakit pagka kayo na disgrasya,

01:11:22alam nyo ba kung anong oras?

01:11:24Hindi natin alam kung anong oras

01:11:26tayo madidisgrasya

01:11:27o mawawala sa mundo.

01:11:29Kaya tayo, madlang people,

01:11:30pakatandaan natin,

01:11:31habang tayo'y nabubuhay

01:11:33at hindi pa tayo binibigan ng oras

01:11:35ng Panginoong Diyos

01:11:36kung kailan tayo mawawala dito sa mundo,

01:11:38gamitin natin ito ng tama.

01:11:40Gamitin natin ito ng wasto.

01:11:41Gamitin natin ito sa makalpulong bagay

01:11:44para pagka nawala tayo sa tamang oras,

01:11:47mas magandang kwento

01:11:48ang maihahatid natin

01:11:50at maiiwan dito sa mundo.

01:11:52And I, thank you!

01:11:54Thank you, candidate number two.

01:11:56At ngayon, namin natin ang komento ng ating mga hurado.

01:11:58Simulan natin kay hurado.

01:12:00Karil.

01:12:01What's up, Madlang Rivo?

01:12:04Buenos dias, senyora.

01:12:06Guapissima.

01:12:07Como esta usted?

01:12:08Ang galing-galing niyo po.

01:12:09Yung paglabas niyo pa lang.

01:12:10It was so impressive.

01:12:12Talagang napatayo ako.

01:12:13Kasi nakakatua that you show up.

01:12:15Nagpakita kayo dito.

01:12:17Talagang pinakita niyo sa amin

01:12:18na isa ka pong taga-village.

01:12:21Talagang napakaganda

01:12:22at napakaganda magsalita.

01:12:24Doon po sa sagot ninyo,

01:12:26nag-start tayo

01:12:27ng maraming mga katanungan.

01:12:30So it's a very,

01:12:33parang pinag-ano nyo kami,

01:12:35pinaparticipate nyo

01:12:35ang mga madlang people.

01:12:37At parang naglagay ng salamin

01:12:40sa harapan namin

01:12:41at pinakita niyong

01:12:42oily nga kami.

01:12:43Tama naman yun.

01:12:44Kasi may pinadanas

01:12:45at pinarealize ka sa amin.

01:12:48Humingi ka rin ng time out

01:12:49because you needed it

01:12:50and you needed to read the question again.

01:12:52And sometimes that is okay.

01:12:54Alright,

01:12:54beneswerte,

01:12:56senyora.

01:12:57Thank you,

01:12:58Jurado Karin.

01:12:59Pagin ka naman natin

01:12:59sa masabi ni Jurado

01:13:00Ralph Miyako.

01:13:02What's up,

01:13:03madlang people?

01:13:05Okay,

01:13:06so gusto ko muna

01:13:07magpasalamat sa inyo

01:13:08yung dalawang contestants

01:13:09kasi pinatunayan nyo na

01:13:10beauty has no age limit.

01:13:13At contestant number two,

01:13:14nagustuhan ko yung sagot mo

01:13:15sa tanong na

01:13:16kung sinabihan ka

01:13:17ang oras mo na

01:13:18mga what time kaya ito,

01:13:20gusto ko yung sagot mo,

01:13:21gusto ko yung message

01:13:21mo behind it

01:13:22at may substance,

01:13:24may confidence

01:13:24at may pride

01:13:25yung pagkasagot mo.

01:13:26Kaya thank you so much.

01:13:27Congratulations.

01:13:28Thank you,

01:13:29Ralph.

01:13:30Eto na,

01:13:30pakinggan po natin

01:13:31si Madam Nicole Cordobes.

01:13:34Hello,

01:13:34madlang people

01:13:35and hello ladies.

01:13:37At meme,

01:13:37tinatanggap ko po

01:13:38ang hamon

01:13:39na maging

01:13:39ate girl

01:13:40sa Miss Q&A.

01:13:41Fantasy ko yan dati.

01:13:43Pero sa ating dalawang

01:13:44contestants,

01:13:45thank you so much

01:13:46for the joy,

01:13:47the trove of stories

01:13:48and the lessons

01:13:49that you shared with us today

01:13:50more than answering

01:13:51the questions today talaga.

01:13:53You are such a great reminder

01:13:55that no dream

01:13:56needs to be left behind

01:13:57or forgotten

01:13:58and I'm so proud

01:13:59to be part of

01:14:00this platform

01:14:01na Miss Q&A.

01:14:02It's one of the most

01:14:03unique platforms

01:14:04na unconditional

01:14:05yung pagsali dito.

01:14:07Great job

01:14:07answering the questions.

01:14:09I like the comedic bit

01:14:10na naisingit mo pa,

01:14:11senyora,

01:14:12yung ano,

01:14:12oily pero di mukhang baby.

01:14:14Yun lang naman

01:14:14yung gusto kong marinig nun eh.

01:14:16And then kay Exotic Tayop naman

01:14:18yung lahat ng oras tama

01:14:20because life just happens.

01:14:21It's something that's

01:14:22out of our control.

01:14:23So thank you so much

01:14:23for that reminder.

01:14:24Congratulations ladies

01:14:25and good luck

01:14:26to the both of you.

01:14:27Salamat pong hurados.

01:14:29Ang tatak

01:14:32Miss Q&A

01:14:33na talak

01:14:35ay nanggalin

01:14:36kay candidate number

01:14:44Two Exotic Tayop.

01:14:46Congratulations!

01:14:49Thank you naman

01:14:50sa iyong pagsalit, senyora.

01:14:51Dali ka parong evidente.

01:14:55Mabaklang kaboog

01:14:56sa talaka

01:14:56na hahangaan

01:14:57ng sampina

01:14:58dito sa

01:14:58Miss Q&A

01:14:59Raya Talakira

01:15:002026.

01:15:01Labaga niya

01:15:02ng swerni

01:15:02at galing

01:15:02sa laro-laro

01:15:03sa kapag-balikyan

01:15:04ng our show.

01:15:05R-time

01:15:05at sa showtime!

01:15:07Go, go!

01:15:07Galing na

01:15:08di mapipigilan

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