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Aired (October 7 2026): Agaw-pansin ang sagot ni Arci sa tanong na, “Sino ang mas masarap kausap, lasing o naka-braces?” na talagang nagpa-bilib sa ‘Showtime’ hosts at hurados. Pero hindi rin nagpatalo si Jass Lucky na nagpakawala rin ng sagot na pinahanga ang hurados! Kung parehong pasok sa wit at humor, sino kaya ang magwawagi at mag-uuwi ng korona?
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00:00:04What's up, Matang People?
00:00:08Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:00:14Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:00:17Come on! Come on!
00:00:21Oh, oy!
00:00:23Paano ah?
00:00:24Ganyan lang yung mga sayaw.
00:00:25Ganyan lang, may kinang.
00:00:27Wag ko lang gumagalaw.
00:00:28Ganyan lang.
00:00:34Ganyan lang pala ngayon.
00:00:35Hindi gumagalaw yung ulo.
00:00:37Alam mo kung bakit ba lang?
00:00:38Alam mo kung mag ganyan?
00:00:39Ano?
00:00:40Kasi ang skip sa yes, please.
00:00:42Ganyan lang.
00:00:42Ganyan lang.
00:00:43Walang spash.
00:00:43Ganyan lang.
00:00:45Ganyan lang.
00:00:46Asiman doon ang pawis.
00:00:47Ganyan lang.
00:00:49Ganyan lang.
00:00:49Kailangan pawis na pawis ka na sa ano.
00:00:52Ganyan lang.
00:00:52Sa kata-dance.
00:00:53Ganyan yun.
00:00:54Pag mapagawa kaibig sabi, hindi ka gumagalaw.
00:00:56Bagot ka.
00:00:57Ganyan lang.
00:00:58Ganyan lang.
00:01:01Ganyan lang.
00:01:02Ano rin yan eh?
00:01:03Maganda yan.
00:01:04Papababa ng amat.
00:01:05Oo, at saka hindi ka dapat masyadong magalaw sa bar.
00:01:08Ah.
00:01:08Para hindi nakahalata pag umiis ka po ka nang hindi ka nagbabaya.
00:01:11Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:01:15Matakas eh.
00:01:16Kasi pag malakihan ang kilos, makitang kita ka, diba?
00:01:19Oo, pagpapalabas na.
00:01:20Oo.
00:01:21Hindi ka makakapusit kung papaampam ka dun.
00:01:23O, o.
00:01:24Yung mga dalawang darin yung magandang.
00:01:25Alam mo yan.
00:01:26Dikitang kita, pagka wala yung galogo.
00:01:28Dati kasi ang takbuhan, 1, 2, 3, diba?
00:01:301, 2, 3, diba?
00:01:31Ngayon.
00:01:315, 6, 7, 8.
00:01:325, 6, 7, 8.
00:01:355, 6, 7, 8.
00:01:375, 6, 7, 8.
00:01:39Eh, pagdinawa ka, white na ka pupunta.
00:01:42Nandarito ang kasco eh.
00:01:44Ganun lang.
00:01:46Ganun ang gana.
00:01:47Malang, you want?
00:01:48Yes.
00:01:49Ang cute natin lahat ay nakadem.
00:01:51Ay, may white din tayo mo.
00:01:53Naka-white shirt ka din?
00:01:55Buti lang may dala akong jacket.
00:01:57Mahapin eh.
00:01:57If not, we're going to look at it.
00:02:02I'll stop it.
00:02:03Can you see it?
00:02:05Look at it.
00:02:06Look at it.
00:02:06Look at it, it's nice to see it earlier.
00:02:07Look at it.
00:02:11Wow!
00:02:12Tanto.
00:02:13Tanto pala yun.
00:02:14Wow!
00:02:15How quiet, oh.
00:02:17Ay, gala.
00:02:20Partner, partner, pala tayo.
00:02:22Kaya, sabi ko.
00:02:23Partner, partner tayo.
00:02:24T-shirt, t-shirt.
00:02:28Ikaw din?
00:02:29Ikaw din ba?
00:02:32Grabe.
00:02:33Oh, oh, oh.
00:02:33Tari.
00:02:35Oh!
00:02:36Grabe, partner, partner.
00:02:37Kusando tayo, t-shirt sila.
00:02:39Ay!
00:02:42Darin din, si Darin.
00:02:43Si Darin din?
00:02:45Ay, darin ikaw din.
00:02:46Ay, grabe.
00:02:48Ang tari, ang tari ni Darin may pabaktong.
00:02:51Si Kuyogi din.
00:02:52Ano yung baktong?
00:02:53Kuyogi din.
00:02:54Kuyogi, ikaw din ba?
00:02:54Hindi na bangunin sa generation yun.
00:02:56Ano yung baktong?
00:02:57La, akong t-shirt.
00:02:58Darin, yung pabaktong.
00:03:00Ang tari, tapos nakita may hawakan ng mic.
00:03:03Patag-ilid, para kita yung biceps.
00:03:05Eh!
00:03:06Eh, linoan, linoan.
00:03:09Oh, iti.
00:03:10Kala mo lumalaki yung braso niya sa kajiji.
00:03:12Hindi.
00:03:13Ano?
00:03:13Kaka-ganyan yan.
00:03:15Kakamawi-wawi.
00:03:16Kakamawi.
00:03:17Si Oki, did?
00:03:18Oh, kay Oki.
00:03:19Tagalin mo na kay Oki.
00:03:20Wala!
00:03:21Ha?
00:03:21Wala, eh.
00:03:22Si Oki lumalaki, ano?
00:03:24Yes.
00:03:25Ang chan.
00:03:25Palaki na palaki yung chan mo, ha?
00:03:27Big!
00:03:27Work out yan!
00:03:29Hax yan.
00:03:29Nagja-jagging yan.
00:03:30Ha?
00:03:30Nagja-jagging yan every morning.
00:03:31I hope, ay every morning.
00:03:32Nagja-jagging pa yung nagpi-pickleball pa.
00:03:34Kaila-kain mo yung pickleball?
00:03:36Uy, wag kayong ganyan.
00:03:37Nerespeto yun kagabi sa ano?
00:03:39Ano?
00:03:39Nerespeto yun kagabi sa Philippine Music Award.
00:03:41Eh kasi nga, kasama niya si Regine.
00:03:44Dahil kay ate na naman.
00:03:46Congrats kay ate.
00:03:47Napanood ka nila eh.
00:03:48Napanood, di ba?
00:03:49Adyan kasama si Regine.
00:03:50Doon magagalit si Meme.
00:03:51Igalang natin si Oki.
00:03:54Yung ganon.
00:03:55Ganda.
00:03:55Para tayo mga anong.
00:03:56School uniform.
00:03:58School uniform.
00:03:59Tingnan mo, pati Gwardian, nakiisa.
00:04:02Diba?
00:04:03Ano meron sa araw?
00:04:04Bakit lahat tayo nakaputit?
00:04:05Oh, man.
00:04:06Ganyan, white shirt.
00:04:07Ay, sabagay, itong uso ngayon, puti.
00:04:09Yes.
00:04:10Oo, itong uso ngayon, linis-linisan.
00:04:13Fresh, fresh.
00:04:14Oo, ganyan ang uso ngayon, linis-linisan.
00:04:17Maang-maangan.
00:04:18Ang mga walang bahit, tungis.
00:04:20Yes.
00:04:21Fresh, fresh.
00:04:22Maputi ang budhi.
00:04:23Yes.
00:04:24Ganyan.
00:04:24Dati yung uso yung ganda-gandahan,
00:04:25kaya yung linis-linisan muna tayo.
00:04:27Ganyan.
00:04:28Ganda.
00:04:29Ganda.
00:04:30Ah, pwede sa pa.
00:04:31Ah, hindi.
00:04:31Ah, hindi.
00:04:32Magka-exciting shoes.
00:04:33Ah, oh.
00:04:34Kita kukum.
00:04:34Dalawa lang kukumo.
00:04:37Keep toe yan.
00:04:38Keep toe.
00:04:39Sabi ko na nga, baka kaiba ka talagang nila lang, eh.
00:04:41Keep toe yan.
00:04:42Tara, oh.
00:04:43Ganyan ang mga mayayaman.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:45May butas na maliit dito.
00:04:47Ah, gano'n ba yun?
00:04:48Pero makikita mo, yung mga gilid ako,
00:04:50kung magkakapatong sa sikip.
00:04:51Ah, gano'n pala niya.
00:04:52Gano'n sila.
00:04:53Gano'n pala yun?
00:04:54Ganyan.
00:04:55Ay, gundo.
00:04:56Ay, grabe naman yung mga
00:04:59jumante naman ito.
00:05:00Ah, wala yan?
00:05:00Ay, grabe.
00:05:01Pansi-pansi lang yan.
00:05:02Siyempre, para kunyari, totoo.
00:05:04Wow.
00:05:04Talaga, aki na lang.
00:05:05Ha?
00:05:05Aki na lang.
00:05:06Ano ka ba?
00:05:07Ano ka na lang ito?
00:05:08May kasamang sampalok yan.
00:05:11Ay, gold watch ka din?
00:05:13Ha?
00:05:13Ay, gold watch.
00:05:14Wala yun, baka makita ni Ogie Alcacid.
00:05:16Yan ano?
00:05:16Bano, bakit?
00:05:18Bakit?
00:05:18Bakit?
00:05:19Kanya ba yan?
00:05:19Hindi.
00:05:20Pareho kami ng release ni Ogie.
00:05:22Oo.
00:05:22Mahal na yan.
00:05:23Pero ang totoo kanya to.
00:05:25Talaga ba?
00:05:25Kanya ba yan?
00:05:26Hindi niya na malayan.
00:05:27Oo.
00:05:27Okay, kasi.
00:05:28Pinakusapan niyo mga ano natin.
00:05:29Oo, sige.
00:05:30Oo, pag-usapan niyo, yung pusod mo.
00:05:33Talaga yung pusod mo.
00:05:34Talaga.
00:05:35Sino nagbuhol niyan?
00:05:39Wala, me lang.
00:05:40Inalam niyo ba kung sino nagbuhol ng pusod niyo?
00:05:43Hindi.
00:05:44Hindi ba yung doctor?
00:05:45Tawag ko.
00:05:46Siyempre.
00:05:46Yung midwife.
00:05:47Alam mo, dapat inaalam niyo kung sino nagbuhol ng...
00:05:50Bakit?
00:05:50Malaki daw ang kinalaman nun sa buhay mo kung sino nagbuhol ng pusod mo.
00:05:54Oo.
00:05:55Dahil hindi mo kilala yung tao yun, pero hindi mo alam, may lihim kang connection sa taong yun.
00:06:00Nagbuhol.
00:06:01Oo.
00:06:02Ang pusod ay ginugupit pag isa kayo.
00:06:04Oo.
00:06:04Yung ang kalibukord.
00:06:06Tapos may nagbuhol ng pusod.
00:06:09Hala, hindi nyo alam ang nagbuhol ng pusod niyo.
00:06:11Bakit?
00:06:12Ikaw ba?
00:06:12Kinala mo yung puso.
00:06:13Diba?
00:06:13Kota mo.
00:06:14Lahat pala tayo.
00:06:15Diba?
00:06:15Ito na.
00:06:16Ito na mo.
00:06:17Yung pagkakasabi mo, parang ikaw, alam mo eh.
00:06:19Kinabahan tuloy kami.
00:06:20Charot na.
00:06:22Charot na.
00:06:22Amin niya, pati sa mga nasa bahay, nag-isip.
00:06:24Sino nagbuhol ng pusod?
00:06:25Siyempre, baby pa tayo.
00:06:28Wala naman kabagay-bagay yun.
00:06:30Patatakay yung mga senior natin dito.
00:06:32Pati sila, oo.
00:06:33Yung mga nanay dito.
00:06:34Ikaw ba alam mo?
00:06:35Oo.
00:06:35Baka naalala ka nila.
00:06:35Diba usually, mga midwife at nurse lang naman na nagbuhol niyan?
00:06:39Yeah.
00:06:39Or doktor.
00:06:41Oo.
00:06:41Basta siya ko sa'yo na nandun sa pinanganak ka.
00:06:44Oo.
00:06:45Oo.
00:06:45Ang alam ko nagbuhol kasi dun sa pusod ko.
00:06:48Sino?
00:06:48Yung kabilang pasyente.
00:06:49White kasi kami, tabi-tabi lang.
00:06:51Pakibuhol nga.
00:06:52Pakisabay na ho.
00:06:53Oo.
00:06:54Pagtanggal nung doktor,
00:06:56may emergency sa kabila.
00:06:58Ah, tumakbo na.
00:06:58Sabi nyo sa kabilang pasyente,
00:06:59baki-ikong ha?
00:07:00Nakamang dalilang.
00:07:02Pakisuyo?
00:07:03Kaya pusod ko pakisuyo lang talaga.
00:07:04Pati yung magandang pusod mo.
00:07:06Yes.
00:07:06Maganda.
00:07:07It's an innie.
00:07:08Pati yung pusod mo?
00:07:10Innie.
00:07:11Innie.
00:07:11Ikaw ba innie or outie?
00:07:13Ano no?
00:07:13Innie or outie?
00:07:15Iwi.
00:07:15Iwi.
00:07:16Iwi.
00:07:17Madumi kasi yung pusod ko,
00:07:18kaya iwi.
00:07:19Iwi.
00:07:20Kasi diba iba-iba ng pusod.
00:07:22Yung meron nakalabas eh.
00:07:24Yung outie.
00:07:25Yung pusod ko kasi Korean,
00:07:26nakagano'n.
00:07:28Nakagano'n yung pusod ko.
00:07:30Pero alam mo,
00:07:30lahat tayo,
00:07:32magkakadugtong ang pusod natin.
00:07:34Tayo at ang madlang people,
00:07:35ay magkakadugtong ang pusod.
00:07:37Yes.
00:07:38Alam mo ba,
00:07:39ibig sabihin yung expression na yun
00:07:41pag sinabing magkakadugtong ang pusod.
00:07:42Ano na ibig sabihin nun?
00:07:43Pusod or puso?
00:07:45Pusod.
00:07:46Magkadugtong ang pusod.
00:07:47Parang ibig sabihin,
00:07:48pamilya tayo,
00:07:49magkadugtong ang pusod.
00:07:50Parang,
00:07:51yung dalawang yun,
00:07:52nakakaintindi.
00:07:52O, magkadugtong ang pusod yan.
00:07:54Parang ibig sabihin natin na.
00:07:56Parang magkadugtong ang pusod natin.
00:07:57Pero hindi tayo magkamuka,
00:07:58huwag kang nag-claim.
00:08:00Alaka.
00:08:01Oo.
00:08:01Pagsinsan ba,
00:08:02hawag ka pala kay Ann Curtis?
00:08:03Wow!
00:08:04Mapagkong pangit ang skin in person nun.
00:08:05Ay, grabe!
00:08:08Magkandi yung skin ko in person.
00:08:11Di ba?
00:08:12Telegenica lang.
00:08:16Telegenica.
00:08:17Pareho pa kami ng buhok.
00:08:20Parehas ng damit,
00:08:21parehas ng buhok.
00:08:21Pero ang totoo magkamuka tayong dalawa.
00:08:23Ano mo yan?
00:08:24O, hindi.
00:08:25Twins tayo, no?
00:08:27Twins tayo.
00:08:27Twins kayo.
00:08:28Ikaw, sinong kamukha mong artista?
00:08:30Siguro,
00:08:31Tom Cruise.
00:08:32Oo.
00:08:35Pero ito yung...
00:08:36Wala ka kaibigan na gumigising sa'yo lagi.
00:08:39Ang tagal mo ng tulog, eh.
00:08:40Ayaw mo.
00:08:41Itinapainom ng pagi.
00:08:42Gigi ko itong panaginip na Tom Cruise.
00:08:43Tom Cruise.
00:08:44Ikaw, ikaw, ikaw.
00:08:45G...
00:08:46Tony Stark.
00:08:47Iron Man.
00:08:48Ah.
00:08:48Si ano?
00:08:49Oo.
00:08:50Robert Downey Jr.
00:08:52Oo, di ba?
00:08:52Robert Downey.
00:08:53Robert Downey Jr.
00:08:54May sindon pinasabog siya, di ba?
00:08:55Yung kalasug-lasug siya.
00:08:57Oo.
00:08:58Kami ka naman.
00:08:59Ito si Anne Hathaway ka.
00:09:01Pwede Anne Hathaway.
00:09:02Natalie Portman.
00:09:03Natalie Portman.
00:09:04Ikaw, ikaw, sino ka?
00:09:05Meryl Streep.
00:09:06Wow.
00:09:07Pwede.
00:09:08Pwede.
00:09:09Saan?
00:09:09Ano mas maganda yung Meryl Streep.
00:09:12Ay, grabe.
00:09:13Sa Sibra ko.
00:09:13Sibra.
00:09:15Sibra.
00:09:16Wow.
00:09:17Porky na ka-Paul ka.
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:19Halika na nga dito.
00:09:20Halika na yung mga bakla.
00:09:21Doon.
00:09:21At sasakitan ng mga tuhod yung mga bakla sa tigil nila.
00:09:24May tumatag.
00:09:25Meme, kami na po.
00:09:26Sabi nga dyan.
00:09:27Kaya naman lalikang magsimulaan tayo.
00:09:28Matlang people, sumayin nyo ang kagandahan.
00:09:31At sumayin nyo rin.
00:09:33Ngayon, October, Bex, magiging pakak ang mga talak sa ating kundaan fest dito sa Miss Q&A Reina Talaquera 2026.
00:09:41Tatlong Bex Traordinary Gays ang lalabar sa dalawang rounds ng kompetisyon.
00:09:46Ang Bex in Talak of the Day ay uusad at papalag sa ating weekly finals sa Sabado.
00:09:52Handa nang humarang mga aklang sa entablado na ay kikislap in their golden paka-tail dresses.
00:09:58Paka-tail?
00:10:00Paka-tail?
00:10:02Paka-tail?
00:10:02Paka-tail?
00:10:03Parang paka-tail siya.
00:10:05Paka-tail.
00:10:06Pero paka-tail.
00:10:08Paka-tail?
00:10:09Paka-tail ba yun?
00:10:11Paka-tail.
00:10:12Pwede siya.
00:10:13Ano ba tama?
00:10:14Ano ba tama?
00:10:15Yung binsa lang pumasok, pinago pa yung sistema.
00:10:17Di ba yun yun?
00:10:18Pakak.
00:10:19Pakak-tail dresses.
00:10:20Di ba?
00:10:20Pakak yan, di ba?
00:10:21Pakak.
00:10:22Pakak-tail.
00:10:25Kailangan umangat yung balakang.
00:10:26Pakak-tail.
00:10:28Pakak-tail.
00:10:29Pakak-pak-pak-pak-pak-pak-pak-tail.
00:10:31Kailangan nga.
00:10:32Pak-pak-pak-pak-pak-pak-pak-pak-pak-tail.
00:10:35Ayoko.
00:10:36Parang manok.
00:10:38Pakak-tail.
00:10:39Tungkaling yun eh.
00:10:40Parang matadama eh.
00:11:10Paano ako na naman siyan?
00:11:12It's like the other accent.
00:11:14The other accent is Australian.
00:11:16There's an R.
00:11:19There's an accent.
00:11:20There's an accent.
00:11:22Oh, it's the last one.
00:11:24Candidate number one!
00:11:37Candidate number one is no boyfriend since birth.
00:11:40Oh!
00:11:41Marami naman daw nagpaparagam sa kanya.
00:11:43Pero kailangan lang ng experientista para makuusap niya ang mga ito.
00:11:47Ladies and gentlemen, candidate number one!
00:11:57Dito ang tingin!
00:11:59What's up, madlang people!
00:12:04Ang babaeng nasa inyong harapan, malamang ay hindi tinagiliran!
00:12:11This is just lucky to want it to, ang reyna talakera ng Baseco Port Area, Manila!
00:12:23Na nagsasabing, hindi man ako kasing ganda ng mama mo, o kasing kinis ng ate mo, at kasing tangkad ng
00:12:32kuya mo, ay dahil okay lang!
00:12:35Hindi naman tayo magkaano-ano!
00:12:37And I, thank you!
00:12:41Thank you!
00:12:42Candidate number one!
00:12:44Rumapakara!
00:12:45Candidate number two!
00:12:54Si Candidate number two!
00:12:56Ay kababata ang kanyang naging jowa!
00:12:59Oh!
00:12:59Favorite nilang laro noon ay agawang bass!
00:13:03Ngayon, nagpapaputian na sila ng face!
00:13:06Dasakpal na kanyang make-up bass!
00:13:08Ladies and gentlemen, candidate number two!
00:13:15What is up, mother human being?
00:13:23This is Quindab, ang reyna talakera ng barangay Batasalels, Quezon City!
00:13:36Na naghihiwan ng isang katagang?
00:13:40Sabi nga ni Laika, libre lang daw ang mangarap.
00:13:44Pero ang sabi ko naman, Brent, pwede bang manalo na lang ang apelyedo ko?
00:13:53And I, thank you!
00:13:57Ang gusto ko kakayaan ni Brent pag sinabi mo yan.
00:14:00Pwede ang manalo naman, ang apelyedo ko.
00:14:04Pwede ko tatakbo si Brent.
00:14:06Kayaan, ang apelyedo ko.
00:14:09Thank you, candidate number two!
00:14:12Number three, slayin mo na yan!
00:14:14Ay, ganda na yung energy mo doon, no?
00:14:16Para excited kang pumasak today, no?
00:14:18Pwede ko hindi ka nakatulog kasi gusto mo talagang pumasak ngayon.
00:14:22Slayin mo siya!
00:14:23Ay, ganda!
00:14:25Ay, di ba ganun?
00:14:26Grand International lang attacking!
00:14:29Si candidate number three ay currently in a relationship.
00:14:33Matagal daw silang nagligawan nito.
00:14:35Sa katunayan, hanggang ngayon, di pa raw sila nagkakahanapan.
00:14:39Kaya mananawakin na si girl.
00:14:41Ito lang si candidate number three.
00:14:43What's up, bad love people?
00:14:49This is your one and only queen, R.C. Simon.
00:14:55Ang reina talakera ng balut capital of the Philippines, Aguha Municipality of Pateros.
00:15:04Na nagsasabing mata sa langit, paa sa lupa.
00:15:10I die!
00:15:11Pag nakuha ko ang 13-month pay ko, kanya-kanya tayo!
00:15:14And I!
00:15:15Thank you!
00:15:18Thank you!
00:15:35Yes!
00:15:36Matlang people!
00:15:37Palakpakan para sa ating three candidates for today!
00:15:41Palakpakan!
00:15:41Yes!
00:15:42Pwede pupupupalakpak!
00:15:43Papalakpak tayo!
00:15:45Pater!
00:15:46Ayan!
00:15:48Cheekin natin yung matlang people, baka may mga nilalanggam na dito.
00:15:51Hindi naman, hindi naman.
00:15:52O, baka hindi nang nagsisigalawan.
00:15:54Ayan!
00:15:54Wala ba, wala ba!
00:15:55Kasi siyesta ng siyesta.
00:15:57O, o.
00:15:58Dati mukha lang ang pinapapoto, kasi yun pati braso na, kaya hindi na rin gumagalaw.
00:16:03Gano'n.
00:16:03Ano mga nanay natin?
00:16:05Ayan!
00:16:05Iba-iba yung mga beauty nila.
00:16:07Ang gaganda nila today!
00:16:08Yes!
00:16:09Si number one, parang nung ano, Lucy Torres.
00:16:11Oh, yes!
00:16:13Diba, Titeo?
00:16:13Lucy Torres, na may kabataan ni Lilia Kuntapay.
00:16:17Kailan niyo ba si Lilia Kuntapay?
00:16:18Oo naman!
00:16:19Yes!
00:16:19Ang pabansang aswa.
00:16:20Ang pabansang aswa.
00:16:22Ang horror movies.
00:16:23Kapitbahay namin niya.
00:16:24Ay, pero ang ganda nun, lalo na nung kabataan niya.
00:16:27Oo.
00:16:28Si Lilia Kuntapay.
00:16:29Na-typecast lang siyang aswa.
00:16:30Kailan mo ba si Lilia Kuntapay?
00:16:32Hindi, Mimi.
00:16:33Kasi iba yung naabutang iray.
00:16:35Oh, bagali.
00:16:35Maka napanood ko siya.
00:16:37For sure, napanood mo yun.
00:16:39Sa yung mga aswang sa mga horror movies.
00:16:40Oo, yung puti yung buho.
00:16:41Yung buho.
00:16:42Ay, oo.
00:16:43Siya yun.
00:16:44Masabot.
00:16:44Sabi siya, kilala mo yung nagtanga-tangahang.
00:16:46Hahaha!
00:16:48Napapanood mo yun.
00:16:49Ganda ng hair niya, no?
00:16:50Ganda ng hair niya, no?
00:16:54Extensions yan?
00:16:55O buhok mo talaga lahat?
00:16:56Extensions me, ma'am.
00:16:57Extensions?
00:16:58Kasi saan lang buhok mo?
00:16:59Hanggang dito lang po.
00:17:00Maka ba ba din?
00:17:01Maka ba din?
00:17:02Bagay sa kanya.
00:17:04Thank you, May May.
00:17:04Paano mo naaalagaan yung buhok mo?
00:17:06Paano mo naaalagaan yung buhok mo?
00:17:08Ano mi?
00:17:09Sir Jong, shampoo and then conditioner.
00:17:13Tapos, ano, less ng mga heat tools like plancha, pangkulot, ganyan.
00:17:19Kasi doon na na-damage yung hair natin.
00:17:21Tapos, hindi ka rin nagpapakulay ng buhok?
00:17:23Hindi po.
00:17:24Yung last pakulay ka nung high school pa eh ngayon graduate na ako.
00:17:27So, matagal na rin siya.
00:17:29Inalagaan ko talaga siya ng bonggang-bongga.
00:17:31Kaya super shiny.
00:17:32Boy na buhay yun.
00:17:33Ano mo yan, Ma?
00:17:34Yeah.
00:17:36At saka, totoo ba? No boyfriend since birth ka?
00:17:39Kaya nga po. Ewan ko ba diyan sa mga yun? Di nagpaparamdam sa akin.
00:17:42Ah, pero gusto mo.
00:17:44Of course!
00:17:45Sino ba namang ayaw na ang jowa ngayun, di ba?
00:17:47Oo, wala ko siyang boyfriend.
00:17:49Oo, talaga.
00:17:50Ang ganda mo eh.
00:17:51At saka, maka ka naman mabait.
00:17:53Ba't ang liitan ng boses mo?
00:17:55Palit ang palit.
00:17:56Ang taas ang boses ang liit.
00:17:57Alam mo, dapat ibigay mo sa kanya yung boses mong ganyan.
00:18:00Yung mataas ang maliit.
00:18:01Tapos yung mga haba buhok niya.
00:18:02Tapos tumambay ka sa bubong.
00:18:03Pahabain mo dila mo.
00:18:05Tignan mo.
00:18:05Tignan mo.
00:18:06Sikat na sikat ka sa barangay niyo noon.
00:18:08Ganun pala yun.
00:18:09Viral yan.
00:18:10Pero uma-aura ka naman.
00:18:12Uma-aura din naman.
00:18:13Pero, lately kasi parang pinurso ko talaga yung college para maka-graduate ng bongga.
00:18:19Baka disruption.
00:18:20Inunay pag-aaral.
00:18:21Ganun na nga.
00:18:22Di ba?
00:18:23Yun talaga ang dahilan kaya hindi ka nag-a-jowa kasi pinurso mo yung college.
00:18:27Isa rin.
00:18:28Wala din yung paparamdam.
00:18:30Talaga ba?
00:18:31Wala?
00:18:31Wala lang paparamdam.
00:18:33Puro babokin.
00:18:34Ikaw pa yung tipong aantayin mo na ikaw ang aura nung lalaki?
00:18:38Hindi ka mag-purso?
00:18:39Willing din naman ako na ako yung mag-purso pero kasi parang ngayon sa toxicity ng relationship
00:18:45parang I die being a trans woman parang may-invaluate yung feeling.
00:18:49Tagal marikina ka ba?
00:18:50Parang ka kasi ng parang.
00:18:52Wala ka rin naman sa gym pero parang ka ng parang.
00:18:55Parang ano?
00:18:56Wala.
00:18:58Ayun na nga po may me.
00:18:59Pero, syempre kapag dumating yung tadhana ipupurso yan kung deserve naman nung lalaki.
00:19:05Ano ba hinahanap mo sa katangian ng isang lalaki?
00:19:08Siguro po, Sir Jong, kasing tangka ko eh.
00:19:11Vong.
00:19:12Vong to.
00:19:12Ay Sir Vong, sorry na dito na.
00:19:13Kasi parang magkahulma eh.
00:19:15Magkasing gwapo.
00:19:18Actually, kahuhig mo din sila eh.
00:19:20Actually.
00:19:21At the time.
00:19:23Magkakahulma pala kami.
00:19:25Anyways, ayun na nga.
00:19:26Magkasing tangka.
00:19:27Tapos, wala akong masyadong preference pag iting sa mukha kung mistiso ka man, moreno.
00:19:32Kung matangon silang.
00:19:33Basta na-attrack ako sa'yo at charming ka.
00:19:34At syempre, mabait yung ugali.
00:19:37Chak na chak.
00:19:38Ganon.
00:19:40Meron ka na bang nagustuhan?
00:19:41Yung talagang akala mo, okay, this might be it.
00:19:44Ayun yung high school crush lang.
00:19:46Pero kasi hindi eh.
00:19:47Hindi Keri.
00:19:48Wala yung ano.
00:19:49Yung pagtingin mo sa kanya parang may bumulong lang.
00:19:51Kina sa tangan po.
00:19:52Tapos kumanta ng,
00:19:53And it's telling me it might be you.
00:19:59Wala, Mimi.
00:20:00Iba yung narinig ko nun eh.
00:20:01Ano'y narinig mo?
00:20:03Huwag dyan.
00:20:04Huwag dyan.
00:20:06Huwag dyan.
00:20:07Huwag dyan.
00:20:08Huwag dyan.
00:20:08Never pa siyang ano.
00:20:10So high school crush.
00:20:10Na-reject ka na?
00:20:12Hindi pa.
00:20:13Kasi hindi ka rin nag-try.
00:20:15Hindi rin ako nag-try.
00:20:16Parang meron kasi akong sense na parang natakot ako mag-initiate.
00:20:22Damang-dama ko na yung nararamdaman.
00:20:23Ito yung nagpaparam siya.
00:20:26So kahit gaano mo ka gusto yung lalaki,
00:20:28hindi mo pinursue or what?
00:20:31Siguro po ano,
00:20:32pag wala talagang,
00:20:33or kapag tumaas na rin yung age ko,
00:20:35sige na ipupurso ko,
00:20:36nakakapalang ko na yung mukha ko.
00:20:37Hindi pero wala pa siyang na-try ever.
00:20:39Pero syempre kailangan bukal sa loob
00:20:41kasi dapat ang pagmamahal
00:20:42parang bukal.
00:20:45Maliwanag.
00:20:46Umaagos.
00:20:47Ganyan.
00:20:47Ako itigil mo yan sa simula.
00:20:48Landi lang dahilan yan.
00:20:50Bukal-bukal pinakasasabi mo.
00:20:52Oo.
00:20:53Lalo yung pagbakla ka.
00:20:54Aura-aura lang muna yun.
00:20:55Di ba?
00:20:55Ay, bukal ba?
00:20:59Ksera ka.
00:21:01Oo.
00:21:02Tawag dito.
00:21:03Sa simula, enjoy-enjoy lang naman yun.
00:21:05Yes.
00:21:06Hanggang hindi mo namamalayan.
00:21:07Ay, ang lalim na malayin.
00:21:08Serious na pala ito.
00:21:09It's getting serious.
00:21:11Kasi pag every relationship naman,
00:21:13kahit bata ka pa,
00:21:14every relationship,
00:21:15gusto mo super-serious na agad,
00:21:17yun yung nato-toxic na ako sa ganyan.
00:21:20Kakasakalan na agad.
00:21:20Yung mga bata, parang,
00:21:22let's take it slow.
00:21:23Di ba yung mga bata, masyadong gina,
00:21:25magpapakasal agad.
00:21:26Di ba?
00:21:26Minamadali.
00:21:27Enjoy lang natin.
00:21:28Let's just make this one of the many parts of our lives.
00:21:31Live in the moment.
00:21:32Enjoy it.
00:21:33Oo.
00:21:34Pero at least maganda kinahinat sa,
00:21:35hindi siya bumondi,
00:21:37pero nakatapos ng pag-aami.
00:21:38Yeah.
00:21:39Exactly.
00:21:39Di ba?
00:21:40So study first.
00:21:42And then,
00:21:43Bakit sabi naman iba, family first.
00:21:46Sabi naman iba, put God first.
00:21:48So ano'ng totoo?
00:21:49Siguro sa akin,
00:21:50ano po,
00:21:51study first talaga.
00:21:53Than family.
00:21:55Pwede rin.
00:21:56Sabay.
00:21:57Dito tayo kay number two.
00:21:59Si number two,
00:22:00may Anjanet Abayari.
00:22:02Oo, pwede.
00:22:02Pag kinupitan mo naman,
00:22:04B.B. Sara.
00:22:08Di ba?
00:22:09Na may Joyce Jimenez.
00:22:11Oo.
00:22:11Yes.
00:22:12Wala akong sinasabing masama.
00:22:14Mamaya kung ano-ano naman sasabing,
00:22:15i-edit-edit yun naman sa Facebook.
00:22:16Kalo ka like.
00:22:17Diba?
00:22:17Bais ganda!
00:22:18Binabwisi ganito.
00:22:19Lapos yung mga tao naman,
00:22:20nabwisi ka talaga.
00:22:21Bastos kang baklaka saan mamatay.
00:22:24Lalalalalalalalalalalala.
00:22:24Ka-edit.
00:22:26Oo.
00:22:27Oo.
00:22:27Di ba?
00:22:27May Joyce Jimenez.
00:22:29Oo.
00:22:30Hi, Meme.
00:22:31May nagsabi na sa'yo nun?
00:22:33Wala pa po.
00:22:35Walang nagsabi sa'yo?
00:22:36Wala pa po, Meme.
00:22:37Magkaganda kayo,
00:22:38pero malalaki din ang boses niyo.
00:22:40Oo.
00:22:41Magkanda.
00:22:41Men-men yung voicemen.
00:22:43Men-men.
00:22:43Okay.
00:22:43May mga...
00:22:44Hindi naman pagbabae dapat.
00:22:47Maliit ang boses.
00:22:48May malalaki ang boses talagang babae.
00:22:50Totoo.
00:22:50O, yun o.
00:22:51Malaki o.
00:22:51Iba-iba naman ang boses.
00:22:52Totoo.
00:22:53Meron malalaki talaga ng boses ng mga babae.
00:22:57Meron nga.
00:22:58Malaki ang...
00:22:59Malaki.
00:22:59Bagay pala sa'yo yung malaki ang boses.
00:23:01Bagay pa?
00:23:01Bakit bagay?
00:23:03Bakit bagay sa'yo?
00:23:04Lalo sa'yo pag kumantakan,
00:23:06tapos mababalang boses.
00:23:07Maparinigyan yun.
00:23:07Kumantakan ng mababalang.
00:23:09Gusto ko nang bumita.
00:23:13Bagay o.
00:23:15Kaboses mo si Bugoy.
00:23:16Bugoy.
00:23:17Bugoy.
00:23:17Karinyo ha yung dancer na boses.
00:23:19Hindi naman kumakanta yun.
00:23:21Oy, but a birthday niya ngayon.
00:23:23Yes, man.
00:23:23Happy birthday!
00:23:25Happy birthday!
00:23:26Ay!
00:23:27Ang kaya naman pala.
00:23:28Ang ganda-ganda.
00:23:28Buka birthday mo yung nanay ko.
00:23:30Happy birthday ang nanay!
00:23:32Happy birthday mo!
00:23:33Nanay Rosario.
00:23:34Nanay happy.
00:23:34Pati niya naman yung nanay ko.
00:23:35Sabi niya naman,
00:23:35happy birthday, nanay Rosario.
00:23:37Bibilang lang ako, di ba?
00:23:38Para sabay-sabay tayo.
00:23:40Di yung...
00:23:40One, two, three, kanya-kanya.
00:23:42Oo.
00:23:42Para matuwan naman yung nanay ko.
00:23:44Happy birthday, nanay Rosario.
00:23:45Happy birthday, nanay Rosario.
00:23:46One, two, three.
00:23:47Happy birthday, nanay Rosario!
00:23:51Ah!
00:23:51Happy po!
00:23:53Happy yung nanay ko.
00:23:53Betabit niya yung ganyan.
00:23:54Sinasya.
00:23:55Masisimisikat siya dun sa kapilya.
00:23:57Ay, syempre naman.
00:23:59Nababati lang.
00:24:00May birthday mo pala.
00:24:01Ay, birthday mo pala.
00:24:02Pinati ka sa shoot.
00:24:03Ay, wala yun.
00:24:05Wala.
00:24:05Pero gusto niya yan.
00:24:06Wulang pula siya sa pride.
00:24:07Lagi nag-over.
00:24:08Yes.
00:24:09Oo.
00:24:09Lagi siyang nanda doon.
00:24:10Sabi niya, ako magbabasa ha.
00:24:12Oo.
00:24:12Ganyan, papampam din yung nanay ko.
00:24:14Nay, happy birthday.
00:24:15Tinatawaga kita kanya.
00:24:16Hindi ko sumasagot.
00:24:16Nangigigilok.
00:24:17Sagi ko, nag-EML ka na naman ano.
00:24:19Mga maraming tumatawag birthday.
00:24:21Maraming bumabati.
00:24:22Kanyang nga ka-EML niya.
00:24:24Wow.
00:24:25Nag-EML pa yan.
00:24:26Oo.
00:24:26Oo.
00:24:27Tapos yung isang araw ko,
00:24:27ano ba yung kala ko may kausap?
00:24:29May tina-trash talk.
00:24:30Ay, grabe!
00:24:31Pati doon nababag-aralan yun yung trash talk.
00:24:3480 plus na yun na na-trash talk pa sa Evel yun.
00:24:37Bad trip.
00:24:38Hindi kasi yung nanay ko.
00:24:38Abangan yung nanay ko kasi gumagawa siya ng account.
00:24:40Gusto niya na mag-social media.
00:24:41Ah, talaga?
00:24:42Pero OnlyFans.
00:24:43Gusto niya OnlyFans.
00:24:44Oh, wow!
00:24:45OnlyFans.
00:24:46Oo, yung mga taga-kapilya lang daw makaka-
00:24:48Makaka-avail ng mga pinupost niya.
00:24:50Sina lang mag-usuportahan.
00:24:51Yes.
00:24:51Ilan taong ka na nak?
00:24:53Twenty-three na po, Meme.
00:24:54Twenty-two.
00:24:55Twenty-three.
00:24:56Ang babata.
00:24:57Kahapon, twenty-two ka.
00:24:58Oh, my God.
00:24:59Twenty-three ka ngayon.
00:25:00Twenty-three eh, syempre.
00:25:03Twenty-three.
00:25:04Sarap ng life, no?
00:25:05Sa ganyang edad.
00:25:05Ine-enjoy mo yung edad mo.
00:25:06Sobrang ini-enjoy ko po yung buhay ko ngayon, Meme.
00:25:09Paano?
00:25:09Sa paanong paraan?
00:25:11I go with the flow lang po
00:25:12whenever may circumstances po na dumadating,
00:25:15di ko po siya masyadong,
00:25:17di ko po yung masyadong inestress yung sarili ko.
00:25:19Um, kasi alam ko naman po
00:25:21na dadating din sa punto na magkakaroon din ng solusyon
00:25:24yung certain problem na meron po ako ngayon.
00:25:27Tama. Tama yan.
00:25:28Nagandang mindset niya.
00:25:30Yung alam niya,
00:25:31naka-ayaw ko isang sarili ko, di ba?
00:25:32Yeah.
00:25:33Patatapos din naman yan.
00:25:34Kasi alam niyo,
00:25:35alam niyo yung
00:25:36lahat ng mga nararamdaman natin
00:25:38mayroong kinalaman niya
00:25:39sa mga internal organs, ha?
00:25:40Yes.
00:25:41Kaya inaakala mo,
00:25:42pag galit ka o malungkot ka,
00:25:44sa mukha lang nakikita,
00:25:45hindi nagmamanifest yun sa internal organs.
00:25:47Sa heart, sa lung, sa kidneys, sa liver, sa gut.
00:25:50Oo, kasi mayroong tayong mga
00:25:51sinatawag ng mga psycho-emotional reactions.
00:25:54Totoo yun.
00:25:54Totoo.
00:25:55Yung psycho-emotional reactions.
00:25:57Kunyari, yung mga pag ano ka,
00:25:59kunyari yung grieving ka,
00:26:02nagluluksa ka,
00:26:03malungkot na malungkot ka,
00:26:05yung mga ganyan,
00:26:06malungkot na malungkot ka,
00:26:08tapos
00:26:09istress na istress ka,
00:26:10may kinalaman yan sa heart.
00:26:12Yes.
00:26:13Kaya diba, may mga pagkagataon,
00:26:15pag sa sobrang lungkot mo,
00:26:15sa sobrang iyak mo,
00:26:16parang ang sikit ng dibdib mo,
00:26:18parang mabigat yung dibdib mo,
00:26:20kasi may epekto yun sa heart.
00:26:22Yung ganon.
00:26:23Yung iba diba,
00:26:24yung mga naglalagas yung buhok.
00:26:26Yes.
00:26:27Oo.
00:26:27Yung sa sobrang,
00:26:28sa sobrang ano naman,
00:26:30yung kabadong-kabado ka,
00:26:31yung nagkaka-anxiety ka.
00:26:33Diba?
00:26:34May connection yan sa lungs.
00:26:37Kaya diba,
00:26:37pag minsan sa sobrang kinakabahan ka,
00:26:39parang hindi ka nakakahinga.
00:26:41Yeah.
00:26:41Kasi may connection siya sa lungs.
00:26:43Yung ganon.
00:26:44Nagma-manifest sa body.
00:26:46Yung galit,
00:26:47may connection daw yun sa ano,
00:26:48sa liver.
00:26:49Oo.
00:26:50Oo.
00:26:51Kaya huwag kang laging nagagalit,
00:26:52kasi yung liver mo naa-atake sa ganon.
00:26:54Kaya yung emosyon daw natin,
00:26:55dapat inilalabas.
00:26:56Kasi nakaka-affect sa internal organs.
00:26:59Yes.
00:26:59Diba?
00:27:00Ano yung sinabi mong emosyon
00:27:01na nakakalagas ng buhok?
00:27:03Parang...
00:27:05Parang yung lagi ka nag-iisip.
00:27:07Stress.
00:27:07Yung lagi ka nag-iisip.
00:27:09Stress.
00:27:09Diba?
00:27:10Yung sinoproblema kung ano yung gagawin mo.
00:27:13Pag laging nag-iisip,
00:27:14nakakalagas ng buhok.
00:27:15Hindi yung...
00:27:16Ba't kayo mo lang sinabi?
00:27:18Araw-araw,
00:27:18nag-iisip ako dito.
00:27:20Sorry.
00:27:20Hindi mo pinaalala.
00:27:22Sorry, hindi mo tayo magkakilala 17 years ago.
00:27:24Kailan mo nalaman yan?
00:27:28Halos araw-araw, 17 years...
00:27:30Kahit wala sa trabaho,
00:27:31magkausap pa tayo.
00:27:32Five years ago ko lang nalaman.
00:27:34Kahit na limang taon yun,
00:27:35di sana may nasagip ako ilang hibla!
00:27:3717 years ago,
00:27:38okay pa yun eh.
00:27:39Ay, marami pang hibla.
00:27:41Okay, okay.
00:27:41Marami pa.
00:27:42Nakita ko this morning,
00:27:44marami pa.
00:27:44Ay, tumaka ba?
00:27:45Correct.
00:27:46Ito kasi pasok na pasok sa kwarto,
00:27:47walang katukato.
00:27:48Ang ganda, naka-poonytail na ganun.
00:27:50Yes.
00:27:51Correct.
00:27:52Hindi nyo na itatanong.
00:27:52Isa akong Shogun.
00:27:54Shogun?
00:27:55Shogun?
00:27:55Shogun yung may buhok.
00:27:57Mapaturuan kay number three.
00:27:59Bakit?
00:27:59Titanggal lang yun.
00:28:00Oo, saan ba galing yun?
00:28:02Oh, ang ganda nung ano,
00:28:04nalakas mga Miss Grant International yung kikawa mo.
00:28:06Yes, mamay.
00:28:06Yung talaga yung peg ko.
00:28:07Nasaan na?
00:28:08Ayun, pwede pa!
00:28:10Buti nakuha pa natin.
00:28:12Alam nyo nung mga season, mga tier 5 ng showtime,
00:28:15then ito ginagamit ko extension,
00:28:17yung clip-on sa bang.
00:28:18Ah, yung make na dito!
00:28:18Kasi di ba may buhok ako naka-ganun.
00:28:20Yes!
00:28:20May mga Shih Tzu yan.
00:28:21Ha?
00:28:21Shih Tzu may buhay yan.
00:28:23Shih Tzu.
00:28:24Shih Tzu nga ni.
00:28:26Shih Tzu.
00:28:27Shih Tzu bak na to.
00:28:27Shih Tzu daw.
00:28:30Shih Tzu.
00:28:32Shih Tzu.
00:28:33Shih Tzu.
00:28:33Shih Tzu.
00:28:34Oh.
00:28:36Bagay ba?
00:28:37Okay, bagay!
00:28:38Oh, kampanirang kubaka dyan o imang.
00:28:40Di ba kanyang buhok mo kay imang?
00:28:41Bagay oo.
00:28:44Ganda.
00:28:45Kay Bong kaya, bagay.
00:28:47Try natin.
00:28:48Try natin kay Bong.
00:28:51Ang tagay.
00:28:53Para kasi ano, si Lisa ng Blackpink.
00:28:56Lisa?
00:28:57Lisa ng Blackpink.
00:28:58Wow, talaga!
00:28:59Lisa ng Blackpink?
00:29:00Oo.
00:29:01Para mas patingin.
00:29:01Tayo mo kay Jong.
00:29:02Lisa ng Blackpink.
00:29:04Ah, ikaw eh.
00:29:06Ay, Lisa din.
00:29:08Ay, Sarina!
00:29:09Sarina!
00:29:10Sarina!
00:29:11Sarina kumusta!
00:29:13Alam mo, bagong maksarina, titigan nyo.
00:29:15Mas maiyam.
00:29:18Maiyam!
00:29:18Maiyam!
00:29:20Maiyam!
00:29:28Ganda.
00:29:28Ang ganda.
00:29:29Parang mas maganda ito pag ano.
00:29:30Ito yung itsura ko sa Django.
00:29:32Dito sa ilali.
00:29:33Ay, ano.
00:29:35Ay, ano.
00:29:35Ay, ano.
00:29:36Maganda.
00:29:37O, karakter kasi.
00:29:39Pwede din.
00:29:40Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
00:29:41Bago kuna yung bangsa.
00:29:43Ano man?
00:29:4436 minutes to gina.
00:29:45Kay number one, bagay yan.
00:29:47Kay number one.
00:29:47Ito mo.
00:29:48Number one.
00:29:49Wisi mo ba ilagay ko sa'yo?
00:29:50Ayan.
00:29:50Carry lang, Mimi. Malinis naman yan eh.
00:29:52Ito naman.
00:29:53O.
00:29:54Bagay din.
00:29:55Ay, Lisa din siya.
00:29:56Lisa.
00:29:58Lisa Marcos.
00:30:01Isang malaka niya.
00:30:03Natago mo.
00:30:04Ito baka suwerte sa'yo yan?
00:30:06Natago nga.
00:30:07Ay, John Hilario ka dyan.
00:30:09Pag may buka sa'yo.
00:30:14Laro.
00:30:15Nagpaganda ka.
00:30:16Tapos patawaw ka lang na yung gagawin mo na yun.
00:30:18Ganda.
00:30:19Maputi ka talaga o nagpaputi ka?
00:30:22Hagodj.
00:30:23Hagodj.
00:30:23Hagodj.
00:30:24Hagodj.
00:30:25Para lum-ebel tayo.
00:30:26Sabi kasi kanina.
00:30:27O, andyan si Ann Curtis ha.
00:30:28Sabi ko, kahit sa hagod, humabul ako.
00:30:31O.
00:30:32Hindi.
00:30:32Talagang ganda mo.
00:30:33Parang ayaw niyo talaga o.
00:30:34Hindi siya, Mimi.
00:30:35Hindi siya.
00:30:36Hindi talagang maganda ka, sabi niya.
00:30:38Ay, thank you.
00:30:38Maganda.
00:30:39O, then, Mimi.
00:30:40Napakaganda mo.
00:30:41O.
00:30:43Sabi sa'yo eh.
00:30:44Gano'n ang ano.
00:30:45Gano'n ang set-up.
00:30:47Para balik.
00:30:48He can call.
00:30:49Para mabalik.
00:30:50Set-up.
00:30:51Ang galing ng batuan eh.
00:30:54Gano'n.
00:30:54Ikaw ilang taon?
00:30:5522?
00:30:5623 ikaw naman?
00:30:5726.
00:30:58Ay, hindi ko natanong.
00:30:59Anong birthday wish mo pala?
00:31:01Ano po?
00:31:02Um.
00:31:03Makaduwet at saka mahag po si Kuya Darin at ikaw din po.
00:31:06Oh!
00:31:08Darin, alam mo nalik ka na dito, Darin.
00:31:10Anong kanta?
00:31:12Mahal po, magmahal.
00:31:13Mahal po, magmahal.
00:31:15Hag mo na lang.
00:31:15Huwag kayo na lang, Darin.
00:31:16Darin, magduwet.
00:31:18O, Darin, duwetan mo siya.
00:31:19Hello.
00:31:20Nice to meet you.
00:31:22Bakit gusto mo makaduwet si Darin?
00:31:24Noong The Boys pa lang po niya lagi.
00:31:26The Boys?
00:31:26The Boys.
00:31:27Boys!
00:31:28Dito ka bukas na para kumihin.
00:31:30Ay, para magandang show yun.
00:31:31The Boys.
00:31:32The Boys.
00:31:32Sige yung contest.
00:31:33Pero ako lang mag-isa yung judge.
00:31:34The Boys.
00:31:36The Boys Philippines.
00:31:38Okay.
00:31:38Noong The Boys pa lang.
00:31:39Noong The Boys pa lang po niya lagi.
00:31:40Ako nanonood ka sa ba.
00:31:41Hala ka, hindi si Laika yung gusto mo.
00:31:43Diba?
00:31:43Si Laika nagsabi sa ating pwede ding mangarap.
00:31:46Kaya po pinangarap ko siya.
00:31:48Grabe yung pinangarap.
00:31:50So din mo makaduwet siya.
00:31:51Yes po.
00:31:52Okay naman.
00:31:53Birthday niya.
00:31:54Darin, juwetan mo siya.
00:31:57Gusto mo ba yun, Darin?
00:31:59Darin, kinakawusip kita sa isang paling kita ng malakas.
00:32:00Ay, sorry Teh.
00:32:01Hindi nag-ansin na.
00:32:04Gisip kami yung kanta.
00:32:05Anong gusto mong kanta?
00:32:07Baba Black Sheep.
00:32:08Baba Black Sheep.
00:32:08Baba Black Sheep.
00:32:09Ah, Dying Inside na lang po.
00:32:11Ah, Diyos ko.
00:32:11Kanta na mga magbabangus.
00:32:14Dying Inside.
00:32:15Dying Inside.
00:32:16Ganyan.
00:32:17Okay, here we go.
00:32:17Pati maganda yung ano, yung...
00:32:19Ano bang magbagay sa'yo?
00:32:21Ah, Bagong Pilipinas.
00:32:23Hindi ko alam.
00:32:24Hindi ko na-memorize.
00:32:26Meron din namang ganda ang buhay, Bagong Pilipinas.
00:32:31Ah, yun.
00:32:32Jewett ni Lika at saka ni Andrew.
00:32:33Ah, mashup pala yun.
00:32:34Oo, mashup.
00:32:35Gundo?
00:32:36Anong kakantayin niyo na?
00:32:38Dying Inside to hold you.
00:32:39Yun talaga?
00:32:40Panti ba guys? Dapat lapsong.
00:32:43Ano?
00:32:43Anong lapsong po?
00:32:45Gusto mo Araw Gabi.
00:32:47Sige po.
00:32:47Araw Gabi.
00:32:48Araw Gabi.
00:32:49Ayun.
00:32:50Wala kang panting ngayon?
00:32:52Meron?
00:32:54Cycling lang po.
00:32:55Alam mo, napanood ko na naman yung video rito yung episode na tinanong mo kung may shorts ako.
00:32:59Tapos tinanong mo.
00:33:01Sabi ko talaga, paano nga talaga kung wala akong suot na shorts?
00:33:04No, no.
00:33:05Siya nag-review.
00:33:06Diba?
00:33:07Tapos sabi ko, tingnan mo o.
00:33:08Yung ginawa sa'kin ni Anya, nakakatawa.
00:33:10Paano kung ginawa ko yung kay Ann?
00:33:12Meron.
00:33:13Meron na muntika mo din ginawa.
00:33:15Naku, dapat talaga ginawa ko.
00:33:17Wag ko mabash ka.
00:33:18Tinuloy na lang.
00:33:20Mababash ako.
00:33:21Oo.
00:33:22Kanan ba hindi?
00:33:24O, duet na kayo.
00:33:26Duetan mo na siya.
00:33:26Dali!
00:33:28Araw Gabi.
00:33:30Ayaw?
00:33:30Ayaw Gabi.
00:33:31Araw kasi araw.
00:33:33Araw.
00:33:33Okay, sorry.
00:33:35Araw Gabi.
00:33:38Araw Gabi.
00:33:41Nasa isip ka.
00:33:45Napapanaginip ka.
00:33:48Kahit sa'n magpunta.
00:33:51Kahit sa'n magpunta.
00:33:51Nakuha mo panggumanong pasin.
00:33:52Ano ba?
00:33:53Ano ba?
00:33:53Ano ba?
00:33:54Kaya sa anong ba?
00:33:54Kaya.
00:33:57Pagboses, lalaki ka ba kayo?
00:33:59Oo, pang men-men kasi mo yung boses.
00:34:03Yung boses niya may moira.
00:34:05Nang konting res cortes.
00:34:07Paano yung?
00:34:08It's a res.
00:34:09Oo.
00:34:10Ikaw magsimula.
00:34:11Tapos papasok siya.
00:34:12Ah, sige.
00:34:13Araw Gabi.
00:34:17Nasa isip ka.
00:34:21Napapanaginip ka.
00:34:25Kahit sa'n magpunta.
00:34:29Araw Gabi.
00:34:33Nalalasing sa tuwa.
00:34:34Kakumante.
00:34:35Nagin yung ulo mo sa ulo niya.
00:34:37Kapag kapiling.
00:34:38Ibuka mo yun kami para mahaplos mo.
00:34:40Araw Gabi.
00:34:42Darin.
00:34:43Ang dali lang.
00:34:43Ano yung hinawakan mo, Darin?
00:34:44Ba't ang dumi na kamay?
00:34:45Tignan mo.
00:34:46Darin ang dumi na kamay niya.
00:34:48Ah, may ano siya.
00:34:50Yung...
00:34:51Powder hair.
00:34:52Kumawa ka sa ulo ni Ogie Alkaacid, no?
00:34:54Hindi.
00:34:55Tignan mo, ang dirty dirty niya na, Darin.
00:34:57Pahingin naman ang tish.
00:34:58Ayan, ayan, ayan.
00:35:00Make up yan.
00:35:01Saka magaling.
00:35:02May fingerprints.
00:35:03Bakit?
00:35:04Ah, para umano.
00:35:07Para kumintap.
00:35:08Okay lang yan.
00:35:09Air spray.
00:35:09Para kumintap.
00:35:11Oo.
00:35:11Isa ka ng muchas gracias, taong gracias.
00:35:15Ano siya?
00:35:16Yung pangkulay.
00:35:17Oo.
00:35:19It's okay.
00:35:19Ganikod pa pala.
00:35:21Yung totoo.
00:35:21Ang gwapo mo, isa ka palang puse.
00:35:23Hindi.
00:35:24May mga tintang lumalabas sa kamay mo.
00:35:25Okay lang po yun.
00:35:26Basta nag-gakunikoy ito.
00:35:27Pati ni Meme.
00:35:28Oh, yun ang importante.
00:35:29Thank you, po.
00:35:34Kinikinigubad lang, people.
00:35:36Salamat.
00:35:36Ano pakiramdam na ka-duet mo si Darin?
00:35:38Sobrang...
00:35:39Bakit tayo mo siyang tignan?
00:35:40Ngayon, ano po ako?
00:35:42Ha?
00:35:43Kinikilig po.
00:35:44Ayaan.
00:35:44Ay nagselos yung jowa.
00:35:46Ayaan na lang.
00:35:47May jowa ka.
00:35:48May jowa siya.
00:35:48Okay lang naman po.
00:35:49Sinabi ko naman po sa kanya na,
00:35:51Bec, kapag nagkaroon ako ng chance na
00:35:53maka-duet si Darin,
00:35:54siyempre mahag din po.
00:35:55Huwag ka nang mag-selos.
00:35:57Kasi...
00:35:58Syempre sa'yo pa rin naman ako uuwi.
00:36:00Pantasya ko.
00:36:02Pantasya ko lang naman siya.
00:36:03Kasi nga crush is paghangas.
00:36:05Is paghangas.
00:36:06Or wish ka na sa kanya.
00:36:08Ayan, syempre kay Queen Vim.
00:36:10I wish you nothing but the best.
00:36:11Galingan mo today para magkita ulit tayo soon
00:36:14after this episode.
00:36:16Good and God bless you always.
00:36:19Happy birthday.
00:36:19Happy birthday na rin.
00:36:20Merry Christmas.
00:36:20Tapos sasayaw mo siya.
00:36:22Ayan, parang di boo.
00:36:22Wish, tapos sasayaw yun.
00:36:24Ayan.
00:36:27Hindi talaga yung makatingin.
00:36:29Makaangkulo pa rin.
00:36:32Salamat.
00:36:33Salamat.
00:36:37Good luck.
00:36:39Ayaw ka na lang.
00:36:40Sobrang awkward-awkward siya.
00:36:42Sa'yo lang dumitingin eh.
00:36:43Alatang crush na crush.
00:36:44Pagkakwapo, hindi kinakakatitig no.
00:36:46Sa'yo talaga yun.
00:36:47Titig na titig ka kay Jung.
00:36:48Hindi kinakakatitig.
00:36:49Hariko!
00:36:50Ako lang naman.
00:36:51Tinatanong.
00:36:52Napansin ko lang naman.
00:36:54Laki namang may patibdib na ngayon.
00:36:56Dati kurot-kurot na.
00:36:59Nagulat ka ba?
00:37:00Oo.
00:37:00May patibdib na dun sa Betla.
00:37:03Yung sigaw mo.
00:37:05Yung sigaw mo.
00:37:05Yung sigaw mo.
00:37:08Yung sigaw mo.
00:37:10Uy, parang gusto yun.
00:37:11Subukan ni Tito Ogie kanina eh.
00:37:12Ako, ayan ang mga fantasy ni Ogie.
00:37:14Halika na Ogie.
00:37:16Matry mo kay Ogie.
00:37:17Sab, sab.
00:37:18Ba't naman sinabi mo pa?
00:37:20Sab, sab.
00:37:21Ay, sab.
00:37:22Ay, sab.
00:37:23Ay, sab.
00:37:24Ay, ay, ay.
00:37:25Ay, gusto mo pa sumali talaga.
00:37:26Ikaw mo makakalit kay Ogie.
00:37:27Ay sa halika.
00:37:29Ayaw.
00:37:32Ayaw.
00:37:33Angelina, Angelina.
00:37:35You're such a loser.
00:37:36Ayaw si Angelina.
00:37:40Angelina.
00:37:41Angelina.
00:37:42Angelina.
00:37:42Pareho kayo ng buhok ni Riza May.
00:37:45Asan na yaya mo?
00:37:46Ha?
00:37:46Asan na si Yaya?
00:37:47Nagpickle ball.
00:37:50Hiramin niya muna.
00:37:54Anong mga interes mo sa buhay?
00:37:56Sumasari ako lagi sa pageant, Meme.
00:37:58Panaluhin ka naman?
00:38:00Yes.
00:38:01Magkano'ng pinakamalaki mong napanalunan?
00:38:03Yung kay Yorme.
00:38:05Nag-runner up ako.
00:38:06Napanalunan mo yung kay Yorme?
00:38:08Grabel, suwerte mo naman.
00:38:11Next year ng Maynila, Meme.
00:38:13Bung Pilipinas po kasi.
00:38:14Ikaw, title doon?
00:38:15Hindi po.
00:38:15Fourth Princess.
00:38:16Yes.
00:38:17Fourth Princess?
00:38:17Twenty pook.
00:38:19O, lucky na yun.
00:38:21Twenty pook?
00:38:22Twenty pooks siya.
00:38:24Yun ang pinakamalaki.
00:38:25Yes, Meme.
00:38:26Lagi? Lagi kami nauuwi?
00:38:28Yes.
00:38:28Kasi nag-resign ako sa work, Meme.
00:38:30Nag-resign ka na?
00:38:31Akin na rin mo ng pageant?
00:38:33For now.
00:38:34Kasi nai-enjoy ni Papa eh.
00:38:35Kada maiuwi akong corona, bukay.
00:38:37Excited sila ni Mama.
00:38:39So ang ginawa ko po, eh,
00:38:41maiksinalang buhay ng mga magulang natin.
00:38:44So, ako mahaba-haba pa naman, sabi.
00:38:46So, ayun.
00:38:47Contest ako ng contest.
00:38:48Contest.
00:38:49Ano ba strength mo kapag nagko-contest ka?
00:38:52Pasarela.
00:38:53Pasarela.
00:38:53Ah, si pasarela.
00:38:54Yes.
00:38:54Ang ganda niya mag-ano eh.
00:38:55Ang ganda niya maglakad kanino.
00:38:57Pwede nga, patingin.
00:38:59Pwede nga, patingin.
00:38:59Kala ko nga madada.
00:38:59Baka malaglagi yung mic, ah.
00:39:01Pwede mo naman dalhin.
00:39:02Paamo naman na maglalakad yung mga kamay.
00:39:05One, two, three, go!
00:39:06Number three!
00:39:08Ay!
00:39:11Oh!
00:39:16Oh!
00:39:17Oh!
00:39:17May kilay pa eh, ano?
00:39:19Oh!
00:39:21Magaling maglakad yung paamo mo, pero yung mata mo nakasimangot.
00:39:25Attitude!
00:39:26Sungit!
00:39:28May kilay mo!
00:39:30Kawai!
00:39:30Parang labag na labag sa kalooban niya, sumali siya dun sa contest, no?
00:39:34Sindakan lang yun.
00:39:35Ha?
00:39:36Pero dapat bawi.
00:39:37Yung, hindi dapat nakasimangot.
00:39:39Dapat ano ka lang.
00:39:40Yung sinasabi na lang ano, yung mukha mo dapat.
00:39:43Yung suplada, tapos bigla kang ngingiti.
00:39:45Pero hindi nakasimangot.
00:39:46Paano ba yun?
00:39:46Paano yun?
00:39:47Paano ba yun?
00:39:48Paano ba yun?
00:39:49Ganon yun eh.
00:39:51Tapol, Meme!
00:39:52Pakita, paano!
00:39:53Tapol!
00:39:54Ayaw gawin!
00:39:55Ang daming trabaho dito.
00:39:58Nag-iisip!
00:39:59Ako na nakwento.
00:39:59Ako na nakisip.
00:40:00Ako pa gumawa.
00:40:01Tayo.
00:40:01Tapos, palakpak, palakpak.
00:40:04May dibdib pa.
00:40:05Tawa-tawa.
00:40:06May padibdib pa dun sa back.
00:40:08Tawa-tawa lang.
00:40:09Jok-jok.
00:40:09Tawa-tawa.
00:40:10Pash-pash.
00:40:11Okay.
00:40:14Maganda yan.
00:40:14Masarap din naman karili ng pageant.
00:40:15Nakaka-enjoy na.
00:40:16Kumikita ka pa.
00:40:17Yes, Meme.
00:40:18So, yun.
00:40:19May pang-ambag ako sa bigas.
00:40:21Sa internet namin.
00:40:22Yes.
00:40:22As allowance nila, Pudang.
00:40:24So, yun.
00:40:25Nag-enjoy sila at the same time.
00:40:27Nanunood tatay mo ng contest?
00:40:29Minsan.
00:40:29Kasi minsan ayoko silang panoodin, Meme.
00:40:31Nape-pressure po ko.
00:40:32So, pag-uwi ko nalang bulagaan.
00:40:34May bouquet.
00:40:35May trophy.
00:40:36May corona.
00:40:37Dati ako nung unong sali ko yung tatay ko nanunood ng contest.
00:40:40Ano to ba?
00:40:40Kaya nung isang beses nung unumula siya, naiyak ako.
00:40:42Ay, bakit?
00:40:43Sumali rin eh.
00:40:44Anong sabay pa?
00:40:44Ang laban.
00:40:46Sabi ko, wala na yung tatay ko.
00:40:47Nagparegister pala bakla.
00:40:49May kakompetensya ka pa.
00:40:50Ang hirap naman ng tatay.
00:40:52Nakaway pa kami ha.
00:40:53Bakit?
00:40:53Siya daw ang magka-Carmina.
00:40:55Ako ang Carmina ha.
00:40:57Kasi yung panahon ng mga usad na, Carmina, Ayko, Rupa Gutierrez.
00:41:01Sino yung mga laging gamitin sa kon.
00:41:03Yes.
00:41:03Anong pangalan?
00:41:04Huwag gumagamit ka ng pangalan ng artista.
00:41:06Yes, Meme.
00:41:06Ano?
00:41:07Nung waipang galaw yung pes.
00:41:09Herline.
00:41:11Budolch.
00:41:11Ah, Herline Budolch.
00:41:13Ngayon.
00:41:13Willy Rebellion.
00:41:17Ano, Bini Beanie ako.
00:41:19Ha?
00:41:19Bini Aya.
00:41:20Ah, Bini Aya.
00:41:23Oo, yun yung pabaan.
00:41:27Sasali kita sa happy birthday ko.
00:41:31Ganda.
00:41:32Oo, may Bini Aya.
00:41:33Okay.
00:41:34Masaya na tayo at nagkakilakilala.
00:41:35I-test natin ang mga buzzers natin.
00:41:37Number one, pakipindot.
00:41:40Number two.
00:41:42Three.
00:41:45Ayon.
00:41:45Kawai sa kanan!
00:41:46Unang tanong.
00:41:55Anong P?
00:41:56Letrang pa.
00:41:58P as in papa.
00:42:00Anong P ang tawag sa dokumentong binibigay ng doktor para makabili ng gamot sa isang pasyente?
00:42:07One.
00:42:09I believe ito ay sinusulat ng doktor.
00:42:14I believe ito ay nasa papel.
00:42:16I believe ito ay nasa riseta.
00:42:18And my answer is...
00:42:20Paracetamol.
00:42:24Pinga din naman yun.
00:42:25Pinga naman.
00:42:27Paracetamol is ligwak.
00:42:29Garden.
00:42:30Three.
00:42:31I believe ito ay binibigay ng mga doktor.
00:42:35I believe ito ay kailangan natin para makabili tayo ng gamot.
00:42:38And I believe kailangan ito kasi hindi tayo bibigyan sa kahit anong drugstore.
00:42:43Ito ay prescription.
00:42:44And I.
00:42:46Prescription is ligwak ka na.
00:42:48Oo.
00:42:49Tinakapos eh.
00:42:50Anong P ang tawag sa dokumentong binibigay ng doktor para makabili ng gamot?
00:42:53Ang isang pasyente na nakasulat sa ilalim?
00:42:59Pirma.
00:43:00P.O.
00:43:00Or perma.
00:43:01Siyempre, pipirma yung doktor eh.
00:43:03Paano ang mga ko ng prescription kung walang pirma ng doktor?
00:43:06Oo nga naman.
00:43:10Super support.
00:43:12Super support.
00:43:13At may facial expression.
00:43:14Meron pang sayang.
00:43:18May ganun pa eh.
00:43:20Ginib niya.
00:43:22Dolpi Panshi.
00:43:23Ginib niya.
00:43:23For you.
00:43:26Kompleto sa ligat.
00:43:27Oo.
00:43:27May chika, may facial react.
00:43:29Paano ulit yun?
00:43:30May art eh.
00:43:30Pirma.
00:43:31Eh paano, hindi problema ng doktor yan kung wala ka prescription.
00:43:34Hindi ka makabi sa drugstore.
00:43:35Perfect.
00:43:36Panilungkot sa dulo.
00:43:37Nalungkot.
00:43:39Prescription is, tumpa ka lang!
00:43:42Paso ka lang sa next round!
00:43:43Candidate number three!
00:43:44R.C. Simon.
00:43:46Okay.
00:43:48Kaway sa kanan!
00:43:51Ang tanong, sino ang babaeng kapatid ni Mojako na kulay pink?
00:43:59Kapatid ni Mojako na babae!
00:44:01Kulay pink!
00:44:03Alaka!
00:44:03Alam mo yung pink ha?
00:44:05I believe kulay pink siya.
00:44:08I believe kapatid siya ni Mojako.
00:44:11I believe babae siya.
00:44:13Mojaka.
00:44:16Hindi siya paganda, Mojaka.
00:44:19Mojaka is ligat ka lang!
00:44:22Number one.
00:44:23Ulitin ko ang tanong?
00:44:24Or okay ka na?
00:44:26Okay.
00:44:27Sino ang babaeng kapatid ni Mojako na kulay pink?
00:44:31I believe ito ay kulay pink.
00:44:34I believe ito ay kapatid ni Mojako.
00:44:36And I believe sila ay magkapatid.
00:44:38My answer is Mojaki.
00:44:41Gonzaga.
00:44:43Mojaka, Mojaki.
00:44:44Mojaki is ligwa ka lang!
00:44:47Anong sinong babaeng kapatid ni Mojako na kulay pink?
00:44:50The correct answer is Lenny.
00:44:52Huh?
00:44:54Kapatid ni Mojako.
00:44:55Kapatid ni Mojako.
00:44:57Kapatid ni Mojako.
00:44:59Ang kapatid ni Mojako mabaya ay si?
00:45:02Mojari.
00:45:03Mojari.
00:45:04Ay, hindi niyo alam ako.
00:45:04Hindi si Mojari.
00:45:08Mojari.
00:45:15Kompletuhin ang idiom na tumutukoy sa taong hilaw pa sa karanasan.
00:45:20Hilaw pa sa karanasan.
00:45:21Hilaw pa sa karanasan.
00:45:22Wet behind the blank.
00:45:25Two.
00:45:26I believe ito ay nagsisimula sa letter B.
00:45:30I believe ito ay nagkatapos sa letter S.
00:45:32I believe ito ay kumukompose ang apat na letra.
00:45:36Bars.
00:45:37Ano?
00:45:39Tara.
00:45:41Wet behind the bars.
00:45:42Wet behind the bars?
00:45:42Kinulong mo.
00:45:44Kinulong mo ng basa.
00:45:45Wet behind the bars.
00:45:47Ligwak ka rin!
00:45:48Okay.
00:45:50Yes.
00:45:50I believe ito ay nasa idiom.
00:45:53I believe ito ay nasa pangungusap.
00:45:55And I believe ito ay kumukompleto sa sagot.
00:45:57My answer is...
00:45:59Wet behind the wall?
00:46:02Ligwak ka rin!
00:46:03Ang tamang sagot ay ears.
00:46:05Wet behind the ears.
00:46:08Okay, okay.
00:46:09Sa kanan.
00:46:10Tanongin mo na lang yung una kung tinanong ulitin mo na lang para alam na yung sagot.
00:46:13Ito ka alam na na ito malama.
00:46:15Komplituin ang kasabihan.
00:46:17Kapag maikli ang blank.
00:46:19I believe alam ko ito.
00:46:21I believe matuto tayong ay may kumot ito.
00:46:25I believe ito lang ang sagot ko.
00:46:27Matuto tayong mamaluktot.
00:46:29And I thank you.
00:46:30Matuto...
00:46:31Ang sagot mo ay?
00:46:32Matuto tayong mamaluktot.
00:46:34Ligwak ka rin!
00:46:35Number one.
00:46:36I believe ito ay hinihigaan.
00:46:40I believe ito ay nasa pangungusap.
00:46:44And I believe ito ay parte ng kumot.
00:46:47My answer is...
00:46:52Humiga?
00:46:53Okay guys, ligwak ka rin.
00:46:55Komplituhin ang kasabihan.
00:46:57Kapag maikli ang blank.
00:46:59Iniiwan ng jowa.
00:47:02Ano?
00:47:04Komplituhin ang kasabihan.
00:47:05Kapag maikli ang blank.
00:47:07Iniiwan ng jowa.
00:47:10Pasensya yun.
00:47:11Pasensya yun.
00:47:12Ano yun?
00:47:13Kasi pag paili pasensya mo,
00:47:15away kayo ng away.
00:47:16Totoo.
00:47:18Yung talaga naisip mo?
00:47:20Oo, siyempre.
00:47:20Pag maikli ang...
00:47:22Pasensya.
00:47:23Iniiwan ng jowa.
00:47:25Komplituhin ang kasabihan.
00:47:26Kapag maikli ang blank.
00:47:27Batutong mamaluktot.
00:47:29Blank is...
00:47:30Kuma.
00:47:31Kasabi lang niya.
00:47:32Oo.
00:47:33Kawai sa kanan!
00:47:35Ano bang madadali dito?
00:47:37Anong hayop ang tinaguri ang
00:47:39men's best friend?
00:47:41I believe ito ay hayop.
00:47:43I believe ito ay kaibigan ng tao.
00:47:46And I believe meron ako nito.
00:47:47Ito ay aso.
00:47:49And I thank you.
00:47:51Ah, so our dog is...
00:47:52Tumpa ka na!
00:47:53Paso ka na sa next round!
00:47:55Candidate number one!
00:47:56Just lucky!
00:47:58Queen, happy birthday!
00:47:59Pero parinig lang talak ng lot-lot!
00:48:01I believe hindi man po ako nanalo kayo.
00:48:03Mag-shoutout na lang ko mga kaibigan ko.
00:48:05Hashtag...
00:48:06Hi Team...
00:48:06Ah, walang kwenta!
00:48:08Hashtag Team Pampaka!
00:48:09Maraming maraming salamat po!
00:48:11And I thank you!
00:48:12Bye!
00:48:12Para sa nawas,
00:48:13Candidate number two, Queen Grave!
00:48:15Makakatanggap ko pala ng 5,000 pesos!
00:48:17Intense talaga ng ating matutong ngayon
00:48:19sa mag-umaligyan ng our show!
00:48:20Our time!
00:48:21It's showtime!
00:48:29Welcome back to...
00:48:30Miss ULA, Reyla Dalaquera, 226!
00:48:33Sa magbili ay Mike Pete, kung sino ang tunay na may wit!
00:48:36Our dear Rados OPM Showbiz Royalty,
00:48:40Binibinko nabak, Haril!
00:48:43BBB Colab, Capomilia Pig Winner, Brent Manalo!
00:48:49And binibini on point, Nicole Cordova!
00:48:53Ebangs na si Nicole!
00:48:55Ganda naman!
00:48:56Gorgeous!
00:48:57Super gorgeous!
00:48:58Eto naman maunang sumagot sa wit lang
00:49:01si Candidate number three, R.C. Simon!
00:49:04May naman pa bunga nga mo, no?
00:49:09Hi, Jazz!
00:49:10Lucky!
00:49:11Ay?
00:49:11R.C.
00:49:12R.C.
00:49:14Okay, si R.C. Munoz pala ito.
00:49:16Dito ka?
00:49:16Bante ka dito?
00:49:17R.C. Simon?
00:49:18Saan galing yung Simon?
00:49:19Ay, Simon!
00:49:20Simon!
00:49:21Mayaman po kami.
00:49:25Pag mayaman, Simon!
00:49:27Yes!
00:49:29Ano, pinag-usapan lang natin nung nakaraan na iniiba yung apelido.
00:49:32Oo, iniiba yung apelido.
00:49:33Pronunciation!
00:49:34Kailangan mo maganda yung bigkas.
00:49:36Sa bagay mo, yung Simon Cowell.
00:49:38Simon Cowell.
00:49:38Ito, Ann Curtis.
00:49:40Cortes lang dito yun.
00:49:42Ann Cortes.
00:49:43R.C.
00:49:44R.C.
00:49:46Cortes.
00:49:47R.C.
00:49:47Cortes lang pangalan yan.
00:49:49Minsan, Cortes nga ako.
00:49:51Cortes.
00:49:51Depende kasi siyang pinanggalingan.
00:49:53Kaya nga, depende sa lugar.
00:49:54Yes!
00:49:54Parang kung sa ibang bansa, tawin siya ako, Vaisganda.
00:49:58Vaisganda.
00:49:58Vaisganda.
00:49:58Sa Pilipin, Vaisganda.
00:49:59Are you Vaisganda?
00:50:00Yes, I'm Vaisganda.
00:50:01The Vice President of Uganda.
00:50:02Vaisganda.
00:50:03Oh!
00:50:04Sa bagay, no?
00:50:06Paano yung mga pangalan nyo pagslang Vong and Jong?
00:50:09Vong.
00:50:09Vong.
00:50:10Hindi, pagslang Vohong.
00:50:12May H kay Vohong.
00:50:13Vohong.
00:50:14Sa Amerika sa akin, Jong.
00:50:16Jong.
00:50:16Jong.
00:50:17Jong.
00:50:18Vohong.
00:50:19Jong.
00:50:20Vohong.
00:50:21Navarro.
00:50:23Navarro.
00:50:24Navarro.
00:50:25Navarro.
00:50:26Navarro.
00:50:27Hilario.
00:50:28Hilario.
00:50:29Hilario.
00:50:29John Hilario.
00:50:30Oh, Hilario.
00:50:31Hilario.
00:50:33Hilario.
00:50:34Hilario.
00:50:35Hilario or Hilarius?
00:50:36Hilario.
00:50:37Yes.
00:50:37Hilario.
00:50:38Simon.
00:50:40Simon.
00:50:41Arsay.
00:50:42Simon.
00:50:43Arsay.
00:50:45Arsay.
00:50:46Arsay.
00:50:47Arsay.
00:50:47Simon.
00:50:47Simon says.
00:50:49Palatayo ka ng palayo.
00:50:50Dito ka.
00:50:51Okay.
00:50:51But why do you like the name Simon?
00:50:54Because.
00:50:55She says.
00:50:56Because.
00:50:57Because.
00:50:58Because of the gravity of the earth inside the popcorn.
00:51:02Oh.
00:51:02Oh.
00:51:02Yung pala yung dahilan.
00:51:03Yung pala yun.
00:51:04Mahirap kang usap ito.
00:51:05Nakakasuka.
00:51:06Yung mahihilo.
00:51:07The gravity of the earth inside the popcorn.
00:51:10What's your favorite food?
00:51:11Ulo ng Simon.
00:51:13Salmon.
00:51:14Salmon yun.
00:51:17Ryan, pasok!
00:51:18At singgachara.
00:51:20Bang!
00:51:20Bang!
00:51:21Bang!
00:51:22Bang!
00:51:22Bang!
00:51:22Bang!
00:51:25Ayoko napapagod ka.
00:51:26Ah, okay.
00:51:27Thank you, mommy.
00:51:29Bakit.
00:51:30Mas magaling kumanta ng kutsara kaysa tinidol?
00:51:36Anong tinidol?
00:51:38Ulitin mo.
00:51:40Bakit mas magaling kumanta ng kutsara kaysa pork?
00:51:46Baboy?
00:51:47Baboy?
00:51:48Pork.
00:51:49Tinidol.
00:51:50Tinidol.
00:51:54Dahil?
00:51:58Dahil?
00:51:59Spuntunado?
00:52:01Ha!
00:52:01Mali!
00:52:02Awww.
00:52:06Bakit mas magaling kumanta ng kutsara kaysa tinidol?
00:52:10Dahil?
00:52:11Dahil?
00:52:14Kutsara.
00:52:17Kutsara.
00:52:18Kutsara.
00:52:19Kutsara.
00:52:20Kutsara.
00:52:21Kutsara.
00:52:22Kutsara.
00:52:23Ang kutsara.
00:52:24Sabihin mo nga, anong pangalan nung ano?
00:52:26Singer?
00:52:27Nung kutsara ang magaling kumanta?
00:52:29Si Richard Spoon.
00:52:32Kalikuman kayo.
00:52:34Kroner!
00:52:36Pwede, pwede, pwede din.
00:52:39Richard Spoon.
00:52:40Parang mas maganda sa'yo kuya po.
00:52:42Richard Spoon.
00:52:44R.C. bunot ka na.
00:52:46Richard Spoon.
00:52:50Bastion!
00:52:51Sinong mas masarap kausap?
00:52:56Naganga.
00:52:58Wait lang.
00:52:59Sinong mas masarap kausap?
00:53:01Yung laseng.
00:53:03Ay naka-braces.
00:53:06Sinong mas mas masarap kausap?
00:53:08Yung laseng.
00:53:09Ay naka-braces.
00:53:11I believe, mas masarap kausap yung laseng.
00:53:14Malay mo, si Moira yun.
00:53:16Sasabihin niya sa'yo,
00:53:18Pasensya na.
00:53:19Di ba?
00:53:20Kasi pag naka-braces,
00:53:21nag-i-inerti lang yan.
00:53:23Eh yung laseng.
00:53:24Malay mo, may problema yan.
00:53:25O malay mo, may pinagdadaanan yan.
00:53:27O malay mo talaga si Moira yan.
00:53:29And I!
00:53:31Thank you!
00:53:32Thank you!
00:53:33Thank you, candidate number three!
00:53:35Grabe, na-associate na talaga kay Moira yung pagiging laseng.
00:53:39Thank you, R.C. Simon.
00:53:42Tapagin naman natin si candidate number one,
00:53:44Just Lucky.
00:53:45Kaya pag nasa opening siya, pag pinapasample niya,
00:53:47hindi mo hindi siya makasample naman.
00:53:48Bakit?
00:53:48Pag laseng nga siya.
00:53:50O malay mo.
00:53:51She, she, she.
00:53:56Tama.
00:53:57Meme.
00:53:59My love will be.
00:54:01Meme.
00:54:03What's up?
00:54:04Cute, cute.
00:54:04What's up?
00:54:05My love will be.
00:54:06Ha, ha, ha.
00:54:08Ba't nga ganun?
00:54:10Si Moira.
00:54:11Okay.
00:54:12Tanto yun!
00:54:12Oo!
00:54:13Oh!
00:54:14It's beautiful.
00:54:15It's beautiful.
00:54:17Amit Agarwal.
00:54:18You know that?
00:54:19Indian international designer.
00:54:21You're wearing it, isn't it?
00:54:22No, Gurab Gupta.
00:54:24But he's an Indian-based designer.
00:54:26It's beautiful.
00:54:27Even the color.
00:54:29You can put some...
00:54:31What?
00:54:32Track and field.
00:54:33It's hard because it's BS.
00:54:34It's easy to see.
00:54:35It's easy to see.
00:54:36Ryan, come on!
00:54:39Joke!
00:54:42Joke!
00:54:42Joke!
00:54:42Diba?
00:54:43Kakaunawa ka ng M.O.D.
00:54:44Beng Beng Cho!
00:54:46Anong tawag
00:54:49sa mayaman na aso?
00:54:53Huh?
00:54:54Ano tawag daw sa mayaman na aso?
00:54:59Sobrang yaman ng aso.
00:55:24Shhh!
00:55:25May naisip ako pero walay.
00:55:26Ano?
00:55:27Hindi.
00:55:27Sobrang walay.
00:55:28Ano nga?
00:55:29Wala!
00:55:29Sobrang walay!
00:55:30Sobrang walay!
00:55:30Ano nga?
00:55:30Tawa mo!
00:55:31Dinaisip ko si Snoop Dogg.
00:55:33Wow!
00:55:34Mayaman na rapor yun.
00:55:36Mayaman na rapor yun.
00:55:36Mayaman na rapor.
00:55:37Pero mas mayaman pa.
00:55:38Oo!
00:55:39Snoop Dogg.
00:55:40Sino si Snoop Dogg?
00:55:44Sino si Snoop Dogg?
00:55:44Sino?
00:55:45Si Snoop Dogg?
00:55:46Sino?
00:55:47Alam ko na!
00:55:48Ano?
00:55:49A-social.
00:55:50Hindi!
00:55:51Pilipino siya!
00:55:52Mas mayaman!
00:55:54Ano?
00:55:54Sino?
00:55:55Eh di...
00:55:56Paldok.
00:56:02Paldok?
00:56:03Nakita mo yun...
00:56:03Nung nag-joke ko,
00:56:04nakita mo yung reaction ni Mami?
00:56:06Oo, Mami.
00:56:06Ayan, ayan o.
00:56:07Si Mami.
00:56:07Ano sabi niya?
00:56:09Sabi mo?
00:56:10Sabi mo yung Paldok.
00:56:11Mami.
00:56:11Eh di...
00:56:12Paldok!
00:56:12Oo, sabi ni Mami.
00:56:16Hindi nakarating agad kahe.
00:56:18Hindi nakarating agad kahe, Mami.
00:56:20Napaisip...
00:56:21Napaisip si Mami sa...
00:56:25Nanay!
00:56:26I-text ko sa'yo yung joke
00:56:27para maintindihan niyo, ha?
00:56:29Mami.
00:56:29Maka i-promote lang yung restaurant.
00:56:32Budot ka na na.
00:56:34Halika dalian natin kumukulo na yung chanko.
00:56:36Masarap yung paldo, masarap ang paldo.
00:56:40Aan?
00:56:43Nako!
00:56:52Ang tanong...
00:56:53Saan mas na-offend ang kulangot?
00:56:58Nung binul...
00:57:00Nung binilog siya?
00:57:02O nung pinitik siya?
00:57:05Saan mas na-offend ang kulangot?
00:57:09Nung binilog siya?
00:57:11O nung pinitik siya?
00:57:12Sagot!
00:57:14I believe na mas ma-offend ang kulangot kapag binilog siya.
00:57:17Dahil kapag binibilog siya, ibig sabihin, ginagawa kang tara.
00:57:20Raging nating tatandaan na kapag ang kulangot ay tinapek,
00:57:23ibig sabihin, kailangan natin nakalinisan sa ating katawan.
00:57:26Nungin kapag binilog-binilog ka, i-die, alam mo na?
00:57:29Gumising ka na sa katotohanan!
00:57:31And I...
00:57:32Thank you!
00:57:34Thank you!
00:57:35Paano ang question?
00:57:36Paano gigising sa katotohanan ng kulang?
00:57:40Paano kaya siya gumigising?
00:57:41Pipitikin.
00:57:44Pipitikin mo?
00:57:45Una sa lahat, paano siya na-offend?
00:57:49May damdami siya.
00:57:51Meron siyang psycho-emotional reaction.
00:57:53Saka minsan makapalamuka niyan.
00:57:54Kahit pinitik mo na, nandun pa rin.
00:57:56Correct!
00:57:58Naglalinger!
00:57:58At saka...
00:58:00Mahirap kunin yan ah.
00:58:02Mahirap kunin.
00:58:03Mahirap kunin.
00:58:05Hindi siya...
00:58:06Hindi siya basta-basta.
00:58:07Oo.
00:58:09Paano ba?
00:58:10Dahil may mga kulangot na hindi basta-basta.
00:58:12Bakit?
00:58:13Kailangan mo silang paghirapan.
00:58:14Ah, tama.
00:58:16Kaya pag nakuha mo, bilugin mo.
00:58:18Pero may mga ano din, may mga bastos din na kulangot ah.
00:58:20Bakit?
00:58:21May mga green mind.
00:58:24At gay, nalawin natin akong meto ng ating mga hurado.
00:58:27Yes!
00:58:27Sa mga ating guy, Kareel.
00:58:29What's up, madam people?
00:58:30Hi, R.C.
00:58:31Simon.
00:58:33Ang cute-cute ng sense of humor mo.
00:58:35You're very fun.
00:58:36And I think consistent yan from the beginning to the end, which I love.
00:58:40Syempre, dito sa round na ito, we are looking na kung ano yung nakikita namin,
00:58:44dagdagan mo pa ng something beneath the surface.
00:58:46Katulad nung gravity of the earth is in the popcorn nyo, ha?
00:58:50Mapapaisip pa.
00:58:50Tapos, will it make sense to me?
00:58:52Parang dagdag mo pa yung konti mo pang ganon,
00:58:54para mas pack na pack pa ang iyong sagot next time.
00:58:57Thank you, Hurado, Kareel.
00:59:00Pakinggan naman natin ang mga sabi ni Hurado, Brent Manalo.
00:59:03What's up, Matlam people?
00:59:06Dito tayo kay candidate number one, JustLucky.
00:59:10Sobrang nagustuhan ko yung analogy mo na yung binilog, kinonect mo with,
00:59:14pinaikot-ikot ka, ginawa kang tanga, and then yung pinitek is sinaktan.
00:59:17Totoo nga naman, mas nakaka-offend nga naman gawing kang tanga versus the physical pain inflicted to you.
00:59:23So, job well done sa'yo.
00:59:25Naranasan mo na ba yung?
00:59:26Alen, anong naranasan mo yung binilog ka o yung pinitek ka?
00:59:30Pareho.
00:59:33Sakat na, no?
00:59:36Naalala tuloy yun.
00:59:38Tinilog na, pinitek mo.
00:59:39Oo.
00:59:40Grabe. Ikaw ba, ginagawa mo yun?
00:59:42Alen, ano mas gusto mo yun, yung bibilog o ng pipitek?
00:59:46Gusto ko sinusundot.
00:59:49Ha?
00:59:50Sinusundot na?
00:59:53Salamat, Brent!
00:59:57Tinilog sa Baguio kasi, diba?
01:00:00Sundot.
01:00:00Yung ano?
01:00:01Gusto yung sanap yan.
01:00:02Yung julangot na.
01:00:04Yes.
01:00:04Yung sa Baguio.
01:00:06Atamis.
01:00:07Julangot na kinakain.
01:00:07Yung lang ba yung binibili mo sa Baguio?
01:00:09Binili ka dati sa Baguio ah.
01:00:10Ano binili mo sa aking?
01:00:11Yung ashtray, di ba sabi mo gusto mo yun?
01:00:13Binili mo pa sa akin, binili mo pa sa akin.
01:00:14Bae, binili mo mo na ako ashtray sa Baguio?
01:00:17Bakit?
01:00:18Oh, yung agila tsaka yung layon.
01:00:20Oo, yung oh.
01:00:21Yun lang yun.
01:00:22Sabi ko, ba't ako pipili ng ashtray sa Baguio?
01:00:24E wala kasi ano?
01:00:26Ano?
01:00:27Ano?
01:00:28Maganda kasi yung mga kahoy.
01:00:29Yes, maganda kasi yung display.
01:00:31Yung mga woodworks.
01:00:32Ganyan.
01:00:32Thank you, Urado Brent Manalo.
01:00:34Ano naman kaya ang talak ni Urado Gorgeous?
01:00:37Nicole Cordobes.
01:00:39Hello, madlang people.
01:00:41And hello, ladies.
01:00:43R.C. Simon.
01:00:45Gusto ko yung pop culture reference mo.
01:00:46Yung guess ka agad to ng lahat ng tao
01:00:49without you having to over-explain it.
01:00:51And I like yung acting mo sa delivery ng sagot mo.
01:00:54Talagang nadala kami doon.
01:00:56And to perfect lang your answer,
01:00:58parang more substance lang sa material.
01:01:01Sana extended version ng usapang laseng.
01:01:03Tapos perfect na hindi na mahanapan ng butas yun.
01:01:06And then kay Jess, lucky naman.
01:01:08Ang bilis mo mag-isip, girl.
01:01:10And you tackled both examples.
01:01:12Then both sides to complete yung answer mo.
01:01:15And gusto ko yung...
01:01:16Uso kasi ngayon yung inspirational message
01:01:19na pa-example.
01:01:20Pero at the end, parang...
01:01:21But this is not about kulangot.
01:01:22Ibang pinag-uusapan natin dito.
01:01:24So I like that format.
01:01:25So congratulations sa iyo, Reese.
01:01:26Great job.
01:01:27Good luck to the both of you.
01:01:28Thank you, judges.
01:01:29Kaninong talak ang tumatak.
01:01:31Tumalak, tatak.
01:01:35Kaninong talak ang tumatak.
01:01:36Congratulations, Miss Q&A.
01:01:38Reign Talakera of the day is candidate number...
01:01:40Winner!
01:01:46Three RCC Balls!
01:01:51And one just lucky we have a time!
01:01:53Yay!
01:01:59Winsasik!
01:02:00Ang aklang sasagutan ay may salte dito sa...
01:02:02Miss Q&A!
01:02:04Reign Talakera!
01:02:05226!
01:02:05Susunod na ang laro-laro picks
01:02:07sa pagbabalikin ng our show!
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