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00:01unfortunately unfortunately unfortunately yeah you could hear me okay cool so guys as you could
00:10see um today i am running for president um we are going to be playing a game called the election
00:19machine is the political machine i think it's called it is a very like goofy app sort of thing
00:28it is not like a real game like it's not like a strategy game or anything like that like it's
00:33just like a really like stupid phone app kind of thing right but it is so funny because because
00:41it's just so goofy like you you wind up getting invited to like the daily show and stuff not the
00:47daily you might have like like a late night jimmies and stuff like that and you have to get interviewed
00:52um so i thought it would be really cool to do it with you guys just chill and um in
00:59the game you
01:00can actually like pick your policies that you run on and stuff like that and this time we're gonna be
01:06running against trump but i think on tuesday i'm gonna do one where we run against biden so i think
01:15that would be very fun but how is everybody does chat get to vote you don't get to vote like
01:25the
01:26people like the ai sort of country gets to vote so it's like you basically have to win the country
01:33over
01:34so like you have to win different states like in florida i have to like campaign on stuff florida
01:41people like you know what i mean and you have to win over each state and you like see them
01:45turn
01:45colors right so we're on blue we're on blue team today we're on blue team um and we're gonna run
01:54against trump and you can like make your own character and stuff so let's uh let's try to get
02:01started here let's first of all say hello to chat i have tts on i think i have tts on
02:11today
02:13um so like whatever you donate will be read on screen or something while i'm gaming i don't know
02:18i think it should be working um not unlike last time last time like it wasn't working and then we
02:24finally got it to um soon next week tts is going to be like different voices like we have like
02:31i
02:32think we have like ben shapiro right now it's karma has donated five dollars after biden you should run
02:39against hillary since the only thing she has is being a woman okay so that is what the guy sounds
02:46like today he's australian but soon we're gonna have like obama and like ben shapiro and like other
02:52random people so that should be really fun but thank you karma um i don't know if we should we
02:58can run against ben shapiro but we'll try i think it would be very funny okay okay okay are you
03:07guys
03:07ready yeah i'm dressed very like presidential today i have the little lapel we're running i got like i
03:17got like a red i got a red blazer for next time so
03:23all right
03:26so here it is here is the political machine where is it
03:37okay
03:40okay
03:40let's get it running hello
03:50okay some rebel one has donated five dollars thank you let's go brenda brenda is that me
03:58let's go brenda all right here we go do we want some music
04:04yes we do
04:08absolutely
04:08oh
04:14how's that guys
04:23very nice
04:26okay so this is the political machine very goofy
04:33all right can you guys see it they look like me characters yeah they absolutely do
04:39all right
04:43okay okay let's play
04:47all right how's the music music i think the music's fine
04:53all right so today we are running as a democrat
04:56so the democrat party
04:58according to the political machine
05:00the progressive party of social securities and social justice
05:06okay republican the conservative party of personal freedoms and a free market
05:14beautiful welcome to america we can only look at this you got this and you got that
05:19that's about it no forward party
05:24no forward party
05:27what
05:29this is an outrage
05:32the duopoly we can only choose with the duopoly
05:37no bussy party
05:40all right so difficulty we got cakewalk i'm not gonna do cakewalk
05:46beginner i don't think i think we're gonna do normal what are the other ones
05:50tough
05:52painful
05:55masochistic
05:57well
06:00no let's do normal
06:02advanced options
06:04so do we want to do like a normal game
06:0721 weeks i don't know that's like
06:10pretty short
06:1228 weeks
06:13karma has donated five dollars
06:16thank you
06:16imaging joining a party smh
06:19all right
06:19i'm an independent i am a registered independent
06:23um do you want to do 28 weeks or 52 weeks
06:26what do we want to do chat
06:30you to shut the fuck up
06:34we need to play the long con 52
06:3721
06:4052
06:40it's not actually that's not like actually the time it's like
06:44fast forward yeah let's do 52
06:48long election very long election
06:51um i guess the starting funds will be the same
06:56double the events
06:58very random
07:01all right we're good
07:03okay now i gotta pick who i'm gonna run as
07:05i'm gonna run as myself
07:06so we're gonna create my myself ready chat
07:11that is not what i look like
07:13all right my first name is june
07:20what the fuck is keyboard hold on
07:24what is happening
07:25wait
07:28wait
07:29there we go
07:32june candidate
07:34june
07:35la penis
07:46there we go
07:47all right i'm a democrat
07:50and my home state is new york
07:52so let's go to new york
07:59okay
08:01my ideology
08:02oh guys what's my ideology
08:04communism
08:06compassionate conservative conservatism
08:10conspiracy
08:13democratic socialism
08:16establishment democrat absolutely not
08:18establishment
08:18absolutely
08:18fascism
08:19giant
08:21meteoritism
08:22hope and change
08:24all right that's very 2008
08:26libertarian
08:28lunacy
08:29the lunacy
08:30candidate
08:33neo bull moose
08:35hey the bull moose party that's pretty cool
08:37progressive
08:38straight talk express
08:40i don't know what that is
08:43trumpian populism
08:45tulsi's better world
08:47what is that
08:48that sounds
08:49dystopian
08:50and then yang
08:51singularity
08:53what is this
08:57i i think i want to go with the lunacy party
08:59i don't know
09:00what is my
09:00what is my ideology
09:01lunacy sounds
09:02some people are saying bull moose
09:04some people are saying lunacy
09:05some people are saying
09:08conspirators
09:08i'll go with bull moose
09:09i'll go with bull moose
09:10neo
09:12where is that
09:13neo bull moose
09:14there we go
09:17please do communism
09:18should i do
09:18like what should i do
09:21neo bull moose is almost like too realistic
09:23i think we want to do lunacy
09:25right
09:27communism
09:27should i be a commie against biden
09:29uh
09:30trump
09:30i'll be a commie against biden
09:32when we run against biden
09:33i'll be a commie
09:34yeah let's do lunacy
09:35let's do lunacy
09:38beautiful
09:39my ideology is lunacy
09:43all right
09:43that already looks like me
09:45all right
09:45we're off to a good start
09:46election history
09:47do i have any
09:50no
09:53description
09:57description
09:58very okay candidate
10:01okay
10:03all right guys
10:04see on the left side
10:05of the screen
10:08all right
10:08i'm pretty sleep
10:09no i'm pretty hyper
10:10i think i'm pretty hyper
10:12i'm active
10:14intelligence
10:16chat
10:18how are we looking for intelligence
10:20slow
10:22average
10:23sharp
10:23smart
10:24genius
10:29dim
10:31i'm gonna keep it
10:33i'm gonna keep it on
10:34on dim
10:38that's true i am very sleepy all the time
10:41charisma
10:43what is my charisma
10:48cold fish
10:49typical
10:50what does this even
10:51like does this even do anything
10:53typical
10:55warm
10:55magnetic
10:56warm
10:57let's do warm
10:58we want to be warm
10:58media bias
10:59what does the media think of me
11:01chat
11:03loathed
11:04disliked
11:05indifferent
11:06liked
11:07open support
11:08so we don't want the media to like us
11:10right
11:10we're
11:11that's the enemy of the people
11:13we gotta be loathed
11:15we gotta be loathed
11:16by the media
11:17we cannot
11:18the mainstream media
11:21minority appeal
11:23oh no chat
11:24oh no
11:26do the minorities like me
11:31none
11:35absolutely none
11:39typical
11:40some
11:42look at my african-american friend over there
11:47i'll do typical
11:49all right
11:49typical
11:51experience
11:53i'm an outsider
11:54starting money
11:57i guess average
11:58oh we have some points left over
12:02i'm gonna be rich
12:05i'm gonna be a tycoon
12:07i'm a billionaire
12:11okay
12:15all right
12:15time to see what i
12:16what i look like
12:17all right
12:19whoa
12:22let's go
12:24come on trump
12:25one-on-one
12:27let's fucking go
12:35indubitably
12:38whoa
12:38this one's got
12:39oh those are on titties
12:41that's like a big chest
12:45i kind of like that one
12:49should we just go with this
12:50i'm a barbarian
12:54the dress
12:55all right
12:58all right
12:59all right
12:59we're going with this
13:00let's go
13:00head oval
13:02i'm guessing that's gonna be like
13:04oh chat
13:07sigma
13:13let's go
13:16oh my god
13:17me with a chin
13:19amazing
13:20that's like
13:21that's incredible
13:22that's so that's what it would look like
13:26what the fuck
13:32i think i'll just stay with oval
13:34karma has donated
13:36thank you karma
13:36we're the spiked armor to a uv trump wrestling match
13:40all right
13:41hat
13:42do we want a hat
13:43no i don't want a hat
13:44oh cowboy
13:45no
13:45no hat
13:47facial hair
13:48none
13:48mouth
13:52pick a mouth
13:57that's accurate
13:59pretty accurate here chat
14:05why am i- i'm sad
14:07i'm upset i hate it
14:10but her email
14:11this is pretty accurate too
14:14hmm
14:15i think we're gonna go with this one
14:18nose
14:19rounded
14:21is there any whoville nose
14:23i guess this one is fine
14:25eyes
14:35the little bottom eyes
14:38this is horrifying
14:40would you vote for this
14:42that is not cute
14:43why is it labeled cute
14:44absolutely not
14:45that is a lie
14:48those are fine i guess
14:50glasses
14:51should i be wearing my glasses
14:52i'm wearing them now
14:55this is just a mess
14:58this is a mess
15:01trump
15:02trump's gonna win
15:05yeah
15:06i'll wear them
15:08i don't care about any of this shit
15:10um
15:13this seems fine
15:19that's good
15:20i think we're good
15:24oh
15:24oh
15:25oh
15:27oh wait
15:29wait a minute
15:30messiah complex has donated five dollars
15:32thank you messiah
15:33she can get chin and head
15:35there we go
15:36there we go
15:38now it's accurate
15:39now we're a who villain
15:41yeah
15:42yeah let's fucking go
15:45ideology
15:45we're gonna go for something actual
15:47so we can like actually have some things
15:49conspiracy
15:52democratic socialism
15:53want to go with that
15:54or do you want to go with
15:57bull moose
15:57like we had before
16:00sock dem
16:02neo
16:02bull moose
16:03i think we should go with bull moose
16:05or dem sock
16:07and my opponent
16:10is donald trump
16:12today it is donald trump
16:13but look there's other guys
16:14there's ronald reagan i can have
16:16ted cruz
16:17john mccain
16:18dan crenshaw
16:20adolf hitler
16:21wait a minute
16:22oh my god
16:28no no no
16:29we can't
16:30we can't run against hitler today
16:32today is donald trump
16:34i lost already
16:35god damn
16:36imagine who lose to adolf hitler
16:39that'd be so embarrassing
16:41all right we're playing donald trump today
16:42we're playing donald trump
16:43but
16:45maybe we'll go against hitler one day
16:47hello
16:48we are running for president
16:50against donald trump
16:52let's go to texas
16:53we're gonna turn texas blue
16:57all right i support
16:59border protection texas
17:03so true
17:04and then in florida
17:06i support
17:11i support
17:15uh protecting social security
17:17they all love that
17:18the people love that
17:21um
17:23let's see
17:24where else should we go
17:25let's uh secure illinois here
17:31ooh
17:32karma has donated five dollars
17:34okay
17:34june pulled up her sleeves
17:36here comes the it man fight
17:38yes
17:40okay
17:42hello future president lapine
17:44i've been digging into some data
17:46also known as hacking
17:48and i'm finding some information
17:50that you'll find most informative
17:51for a cool 25k
17:54you can take down some of trump's hired help
17:58keep your hacked data
18:00my ethics aren't for sale
18:02give me the dirt
18:04my ethics are absolutely for sale
18:11chat
18:13what do i do
18:14do i do i keep it
18:16do i be good
18:17do i be ethical
18:19or do i get the dirt
18:22get the dirt
18:23we're gonna be play
18:24we're like
18:24all right
18:25we're getting the dirt
18:29excellent
18:29i'm sending over some dubious looking guys
18:32with the incriminating
18:33packets of data
18:35use them to knock out trump's operatives
18:39yes
18:41yes
18:42all right
18:43not yet
18:43all right
18:44all right
18:45fuck
18:46we're playing dirty now
18:47folks
18:48we're gonna get texas blue
18:51give a speech in minnesota
18:53did i click minnesota by accident
19:02whatever
19:03whatever
19:03we're giving our farm subsidies
19:05i'm for them
19:06so true
19:07okay
19:12all right
19:17ohio
19:17let's go to ohio
19:20we're gonna
19:21create an ad in ohio
19:22okay
19:22i am support
19:23i support
19:25investigating hunter biden
19:28second stimulus package
19:30hello ohio
19:33trump get the fuck out of california
19:35what are you doing
19:38get the fuck out of there
19:40we need to make a speech to california
19:42so he doesn't take it
19:42thanks for restarting
19:43that was hard to watch
19:44yeah
19:45i i completely forgot how to play the game
19:47all right
19:47i am for the environment
19:49oh i'm for the gays
19:51haha
19:51yes
19:53california
19:54absolutely
19:55we love the gays
19:58okay
20:00there's a town hall here
20:03base
20:03got that
20:05okay
20:06we're gonna work on texas
20:07we're gonna work on texas
20:10i am
20:12tom trump throws his support behind america first
20:15you know what
20:16we gotta throw a support behind something
20:19i have three points
20:20i need more points
20:23okay
20:24florida
20:25hello
20:26hi florida
20:27did you know
20:29that i
20:30love
20:32israel
20:37look at the bottom
20:38raises your democrat appeal
20:41raises your independent reveal
20:43raises your republican appeal
20:45i'm glad
20:46i'm glad we can all come together on one thing
20:49israel
20:51that's right
20:53that's right
20:54so true
20:59all right
21:02florida just went bright red now
21:03i guess they didn't like that israel thing
21:06okay okay
21:08we gotta go here
21:11greetings and salutations
21:13i've been following your campaign closely
21:15and i would like to help make president lapine a reality
21:19you can tell by my bag of gold coins that i can easily assist financially
21:24or i can provide some other assistance if needed
21:27just let me know how i can help
21:31bags of gold would be perfect
21:33i'd like some operatives
21:34some ideology points
21:35that's what i need
21:36karma has donated five dollars
21:37you should try pulling a kanye next
21:40and just support everything your opponent supports
21:43okay chat
21:44so we got ideology points
21:45now we can endorse something
21:46so we can endorse ending corporate influence in politics
21:50that one's very important
21:52we can endorse
21:54banning the public display of the confederate flag
21:57that's whatever
22:00we can endorse talk softly and carry a big stick
22:03very roosevelt
22:05we can endorse protecting the environment
22:07i think we're gonna endorse ending corporate influence on politics
22:10that's that's a that's a good one
22:12let's go for that
22:13and we got five more
22:15so we can endorse another thing but not right now
22:17let's let's save that
22:19oh some states are blue
22:20some states are blue
22:21all right
22:23all right
22:23we can do this
22:25i think we got this
22:26florida bright red
22:29all right
22:31where do we want to go
22:33where are we right now
22:35let's go here
22:37okay
22:41okay
22:44let's try to get new mexico chat
22:49i oh arizona
22:51okay
22:51that's arizona
22:52not a mexico
22:54stopping the coronavirus
22:55i support
22:57yeah
22:58sure
23:01wow okay
23:02brice the anarchist
23:04got a tier 2 subscription
23:05brice the anarchist
23:07got a tier 2 subscription
23:09thank you brice
23:10early race
23:12early race
23:12donald trump supports bringing the troops home
23:14so do i bitch
23:15the fuck
23:16you didn't bring
23:16all right anyway
23:17early race shows a lapine zig
23:20for every one of trump's zags
23:22what the fuck does that mean
23:23with a fourth of the election process behind us
23:26one has to shrug their shoulders
23:27when predicting the future winner
23:28blah blah blah
23:29okay
23:31okay okay
23:33we got this
23:34we got this
23:37all right we got some ideology points
23:38all right all right guys
23:39let's endorse something
23:40we can endorse
23:41draining the swamp
23:43we can endorse
23:45draining the swamp
23:45let's do it
23:50let's do it
23:55okay okay
23:58the country's turning blue
24:02let's
24:04go
24:06all right we're doing it
24:07we're doing it
24:09running
24:10all right
24:10trump get the fuck out of illinois
24:15okay okay
24:18what other thing can we support
24:20no we don't have enough ideology points
24:22okay
24:24anything we could do
24:25let's try to get texas
24:27i'm gonna set up another thing in texas
24:29create an ad in texas
24:32i support border protection
24:34we're writing
24:34we're running to the right of trump
24:39what the fuck
24:41he turned michigan red
24:43no we can't
24:44we can't have that
24:45we can't have that
24:47we can't have that chat
24:52oh i have so much money
24:53okay
24:54we're gonna hire an intimidator
24:57okay
24:58okay
24:59hire this guy to go
25:01here
25:03okay
25:04you've been invite
25:09chat
25:11chat
25:19chat
25:21chat's happening
25:23chat
25:32do i go
25:35oh god
25:36welcome to tucker carlson
25:38tonight
25:38where i've agreed
25:39not to shoot my guest
25:41thank you
25:42and this is the moment
25:43june lapine loses her mind
25:45okay okay
25:45take a look of a look of just confused disgust
25:48provided they agree not to say anything disgusting and or confusing
25:51all right
25:56these wall street weasels managed to steer this country into recession
26:00get bailed out
26:01and then escape any kind of meaningful regulation to stop them from doing good
26:05nice scam
26:06would you do something about it
26:09whatever you think
26:13why is there no
26:14why is there no other option
26:16does this
26:17what the fuck
26:22why is there no other option
26:24yes tucker daddy
26:26whatever you think
26:27all right
26:28okay
26:32the deficit is getting ridiculous
26:34our grandkids are going to end up
26:36having to pay for all this spending
26:38what are you going to do if you're president
26:42oh my god
26:43towards debtor's prison
26:47slash spending
26:50nothing to worry about
26:52we need to raise taxes
26:54they'll hate that
26:55if i say we need to raise taxes
26:56they'll hate it
26:57i'll get booed
27:00debtor's
27:02debtor's prison
27:02slash spending
27:04i should say slash spending
27:05right
27:05they'll like that
27:06they'll like that
27:08they didn't like it
27:10traditionalists in this country
27:11are under siege by secularists
27:13we've got the aclu and other left-wing radicals running around
27:17and suing local communities that defy them
27:19as president
27:20what would you do about this kind of thing
27:22i tend to side with the secularists
27:23i tend to side with the
27:26i'm sorry yuda
27:32i'm gonna have to go with this
27:38oh god
27:40this is good
27:41it's over
27:43come on now
27:44christmas isn't just a religious holiday
27:46it's a federal holiday
27:47and the kids love it
27:48how can you object to public buildings
27:50having some decorations up
27:51when did i say that
27:52hold on
27:53if i'm president
27:54christmas won't be a holiday
27:55it's a federal holiday
27:57nothing more
28:01what
28:04if i'm president
28:05christmas won't
28:06not a fucking grinch
28:10outlaw christmas
28:16there's no good option here
28:19this is what i pick
28:20this is what happens
28:21i pick the secularists
28:22see
28:23what do i
28:24what do i pick chat
28:24ban christmas
28:26or it's a federal holiday
28:27we only have 20 seconds
28:2919
28:2918
28:3017
28:3116
28:33ban christmas
28:34ban christmas
28:38if you watch the entirety of tonight's episode
28:49you're a true patriot
28:50i'm tucker carlson
28:51and i'm proud of you
28:52wow thanks
28:54lapine makes a case
28:55to voters
28:56hey
28:56they want to ban christmas
28:59all right
29:00grinch platform
29:02i guess
29:05texas is pink
29:06folks
29:06donated five dollars
29:07donated five dollars
29:08we need to make
29:08quenso
29:09federal holiday
29:10okay
29:11i support
29:15i oppose
29:19i support
29:21border protection
29:22texas
29:27okay
29:28and the fixer
29:35and the fixer will go
29:35okay
29:40okay
29:40okay we can support
29:41we can support a wealth tax
29:45we can endorse
29:46sorry we can endorse a wealth tax
29:48we can endorse ending government gridlock
29:54interesting
29:55we can support soft talk softly and carry a big stick
30:00that
30:01that's stupid
30:02or protecting the environment
30:09wealth tax
30:10wealth tax
30:11let's go
30:11oh
30:16i don't know what that did
30:20let's go here
30:23did nothing
30:23nobody cared
30:32okay
30:33we got some ideology points
30:34all right chat
30:34all right chat
30:35we're
30:35we're getting there
30:36we're getting there
30:38um
30:39i want to secure texas
30:40i want to see blexus
30:41that's the goal
30:42even if i lose
30:43i want to see a blexus
30:51i support
30:53stopping the coronavirus
31:00uh
31:03oh fuck
31:08yo june
31:10the lepeen bros
31:13message from the lepeen bros
31:16yo june
31:17your loyal league of lepeen bros
31:20is this the simps
31:21this is you guys
31:22this is fucking you guys
31:25yo june
31:25your loyal league of lepeen bros
31:27is ready to help the cause
31:28what do you want from us
31:30need us to canvas for cash
31:32looking for some intimidators
31:33to drop trump's approval
31:34like a stone
31:35holler back
31:35what should we get
31:36cash
31:36intimidators
31:37ideology points
31:38so we can support more things
31:40what should we get
31:41what should we get
31:41money
31:43some money
31:44cash
31:49ideology points
31:50so we can support more shit
31:51i don't know
31:52i don't know
31:54the points
31:55hmm
31:59let's do
32:00audio points
32:01all right
32:05okay
32:06we can support
32:07ending government gridlock
32:11protecting the environment
32:14softly carry a big stick
32:17banning public display of confederate flag
32:23softly and carry a big stick
32:25seems to be like people really like that one
32:30environment
32:32big stick
32:33all right
32:33we're gonna do big stick
32:36okay
32:38oh chat
32:39the country's turning blue
32:40okay
32:40all right
32:41we got this
32:45and now my running mate chat
32:48pick your running mate
32:50aoc
32:51should we go bernie
32:52or should we go marks
33:01we got carl marks
33:03bernie
33:04i think we should do bernie for this one
33:05let's do bernie
33:07no i'm not doing yang
33:08and his fucking forward party shit
33:10i don't want yang to embarrass me on cnn
33:13all right
33:16or tulsi
33:18chat c
33:23tulsi but she's based
33:25and not cringe
33:27why is she so brown
33:31tulsi is not that brown
33:33game
33:37why is that like blackface tulsi
33:41all right
33:43bernie
33:47mommy
33:49elizabeth warren
33:50no she'd bring us down
33:54i think we're gonna go with bernie
33:55we're gonna go with bernie
33:57sykes 88
33:58has been 85 dollars
34:00pick ted cruz as your running mate
34:02he's one of the guda republicans
34:04he's not
34:05and also you can't choose republicans
34:06for running mates
34:08lupian continues to lead in polls
34:10chat
34:14we might win
34:17oh my god
34:18okay
34:19and we have no money
34:21we might win
34:21and we have absolutely no money
34:23whatsoever
34:28okay
34:34all right
34:35all right
34:35all right
34:39texas
34:39hey how you doing texas
34:41guess what
34:42i
34:42love the fossil fuel industry
34:49hey ho
34:50hey ohio
34:51guess what
34:51i
34:56my mouth
34:56psykes 88
34:57has donated five dollars
34:59i meant to say
35:00psych at the end of my last message
35:02about teddy cruz
35:03okay good
35:04i was like
35:04you like ted cruz
35:06that's weird for you
35:07but yeah
35:08thank you
35:09okay
35:10guess what ohio
35:11i love
35:15uh
35:16what do ohio
35:16like
35:19everyone likes to stop the coronavirus
35:21apparently
35:22so i guess
35:23i will stop that
35:26yay
35:29okay
35:36okay
35:37a town hall has peered
35:39blah blah blah
35:40all right
35:42trump has supported
35:43saving the middle class
35:45oh shit
35:46breaking news
35:47what the fuck
35:48breaking news
35:49nationwide drought
35:50months of dry weather
35:51across the nation
35:52has led to water
35:53restrictions
35:54brown laws
35:55and filthy filthy cars
35:56even more troubling
35:57is the impact
35:58on the nation's
35:59agriculture sector
36:00and farmers
36:00are now demanding
36:01the government
36:02provide assistance
36:03to protect their livelihoods
36:04others point to this drought
36:05as a sign of the nation
36:06can no longer ignore
36:07the threat of global warming
36:09hmm
36:10okay
36:13what do i do about it
36:17okay
36:18message from johnny star
36:20aka the camping cowboy
36:21well howdy june
36:22you're doing a good job
36:24defining your platform
36:25but with old johnny's help
36:26your ideology
36:27can take over the map
36:28so what do you say
36:29how can i help with the campaign
36:30what do we need folks
36:31ideology points
36:34i think we do
36:37all i do points
36:38money
36:40operatives
36:41ideology
36:42thank you karma
36:43karma has donated
36:44five dollars
36:45keep track of your funds
36:46or we can't trust you
36:48with the economy
36:51oh no
36:51obvious
36:52okay okay
36:55all right
36:55let's see what we can
36:56we can
36:57okay
36:57oh
36:57oh
36:58all right
37:00end government gridlock
37:01better trade deals
37:05resettlement of refugees
37:06yeah
37:06throw them a martha's vineyard
37:10um
37:10protect the environment
37:14better trade deals
37:15sounds like something
37:16people will like
37:17right
37:20let's go with that
37:22all right
37:22oh california
37:23bright blue
37:24california liked that
37:25okay
37:29all right all right
37:31where should we go chat
37:32what state should we go to
37:33what state should we go
37:35and
37:36make a speech in
37:41missouri
37:47illinois
37:48illinois is not blue enough
37:50i feel like
37:51michigan
37:52you think we should win back
37:54michigan
37:59maybe we'll try to win back
38:00michigan
38:01hi michigan
38:03uh
38:06i support
38:07fixing the roads
38:08oh
38:08i support
38:09fixing the water crisis
38:11that's a good one
38:16okay
38:19all right
38:20all right
38:23what the fuck are they doing
38:24why is trump flying everywhere
38:25fire
38:27hi texas
38:29i
38:29am america first
38:33hello
38:34uh
38:34florida
38:36hi florida
38:38i um
38:41i
38:42want to stop the coronavirus
38:53the ben shapiro
38:54the ben shapiro show
38:55folks
38:57once again
38:58the ben shapiro show
38:59are we gonna flop
39:02are we gonna flop
39:05are we gonna flop
39:07are we gonna flop folks
39:07are we gonna flop
39:08on the ben shapiro show
39:10last time we didn't
39:15a duck declared governor of california
39:17a flurry of town hall construction boosts economic growth
39:21and democrats got lost in a corn maze today on the ben shapiro show
39:26thank you
39:28sykes 88 has donated five dollars
39:30the left being cringe
39:32simon on borsha's subreddit
39:33because of course it was
39:35said it was sexist when simon called some girl
39:38i forget who
39:39hot but stupid
39:40like
39:41what
39:41where's the sexist part
39:43hot but stupid
39:45uh
39:46i don't think that's sexist
39:48but
39:48i mean i can see if someone's like super
39:50whatever
39:51whatever we're on the ben shapiro show
39:52shush
39:52thank you for the donation
39:53people who argue
39:55thank you
39:56all right
39:57sykes 88 has donated five dollars
40:00where's the sexist part
40:02the word hot
40:03or the word stupid
40:04i know that you get it
40:05but stuff like that is why people make fun of the left
40:08i think it's just because like
40:10people think that hot and
40:11oh god we're running out of time
40:13people argue
40:14wanted open borders
40:16the fact that this was before we had a tax
40:17okay
40:18what do you think about illegal immigration
40:19we need a pathway to citizenship
40:21they liked it
40:24the problem with green energy is that none of the existing technologies are mature yet
40:28if a politician is serious about lowering our carbon footprint
40:32then they must support nuclear energy
40:35so true
40:36ben shapiro
40:39of the political machine game
40:41does ben shapiro actually support nuclear
40:44i support building more nuclear power plants
40:47convert all our bombs to personal reactors
40:50create a team of american super soldiers
40:52nuclear energy is an economic
40:53no
40:54i support
40:58the crowd didn't like that
41:01this game was made by shit libs
41:03i fear
41:06thanks to the candidate for coming in
41:07all right
41:08voters more confident about lapine
41:10okay
41:11i don't know what i did but
41:13okay
41:14that's cool
41:16ohio's pink
41:17ohio should be blue
41:20ohio should absolutely be blue
41:29no clear outcome as the weeks begin to dwindle for lapine and trump
41:36okay
41:40we have no fucking money
41:43oh
41:43oh shit
41:45howdy jr
41:46doing a good job defining your platform
41:48but with all johnny's help
41:49what do we need from johnny
41:50what do we fucking need for johnny
41:57we need money
41:58money
41:58all right
42:00thank you johnny
42:01oh my goodness
42:02now let's put up some
42:03let's put up some ads
42:07in texas
42:10i support
42:13stopping the coronavirus
42:15they all seem to like that
42:16and in ohio
42:19that was
42:20that was so much money
42:21holy shit
42:29fuck
42:33fuck
42:33fuck
42:34fuck
42:34trump is getting to all the shit first
42:35johnny
42:37hello
42:37i need some
42:39cash
42:40thank you
42:44holy shit
42:49okay
42:50i support
42:51bringing jobs back
42:52to america
42:54whoo
42:55arizona's blue
42:56arizona's blue chat
43:00okay
43:05pink texas bro
43:06i don't like pink texas
43:10we gotta take
43:11we gotta take a
43:11we gotta take a little
43:12we gotta do a speech
43:13in texas
43:15i support
43:18the fossil fuel industry
43:19thank you
43:21hi
43:22hi
43:23hi
43:23thank you very much
43:24for the subscription
43:27yo look at all these
43:28like
43:29gray states though
43:31like nobody cares
43:31about these states
43:32so we're not gonna be
43:33like hillary clinton
43:34okay we're gonna go
43:35to these states
43:37we support farm subsidies
43:39blue
43:41that's what we need to do
43:42we need to focus on
43:42these guys
43:47okay
43:50there we go
43:51there we go
43:56wisconsin
43:57what do wisconsin people
43:58like
43:58hi wisconsin
43:59i like
44:02also to stop
44:03the
44:04coronavirus
44:04wow
44:05very normal
44:07very uh
44:07basic
44:12okay
44:22okay
44:22okay
44:22okay we got this chat
44:38chat it's election night
44:46saml527 has donated
44:48five dollars
44:49hi ronda fister
44:50here long time
44:51listener first time
44:52caller
44:52if you could make
44:53one crime legal
44:54what would it be
44:55and why grape
44:56murder
44:59kama has donated
45:00five dollars
45:01countries almost
45:02always split down
45:04the middle
45:04every election
45:05this is why
45:06we can't have
45:06nice things
45:07hashtag
45:08cancel theft
45:10chat trump
45:11is gonna
45:11fucking win
45:17red texas
45:18no
45:21trump
45:22trump
45:32fuck
45:35no
45:38ragged
45:40ragged
45:42ragged
45:42ragged
45:43ragged
45:45ragged
45:46stolen election
45:48stolen election
45:49everyone
45:50to the capital
45:51right now
45:52stolen election
45:53ragged
45:55the russians
45:57there was a hacker
45:59there was a russian hacker
46:00facebook
46:01uh facebook
46:03russia
46:06russia
46:07russia
46:07russia
46:07russia
46:09russia
46:09russia
46:10russia
46:10russia