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00:00Why don't you walk me through your last role?
00:03Honestly, Carl, I think you can just look at how I carry myself.
00:05I'm clearly qualified for this job.
00:08And you'd be very lucky to have me, especially you.
00:10Can you walk me through the client project listed on your resume?
00:15The one from last spring.
00:17Listen, sweetheart, I think you should let the men talk.
00:20I didn't realize I needed to be explaining myself to the assistant,
00:24but I like how you dress.
00:26This is a data-driven role.
00:28Oh, I can learn the data side.
00:30Okay, well, the posting required three years of it.
00:33Huh, you know, I round up on resumes.
00:35I heard everyone does.
00:36It's a new thing.
00:37All right, well, great.
00:38Let's keep going then while we're on a roll.
00:40Oh, sure, hit me.
00:41You mentioned running a team before?
00:44Oh, yeah, basically ran the whole department, actually.
00:46Best numbers they'd ever seen.
00:48Okay, how many people reported to you?
00:51Oh, it varied, Carl.
00:53You know, we had a very fluid team structure.
00:56Was it two people or was it ten?
00:58Okay, come on, guys.
01:00This is starting to feel like interrogation here.
01:02It's starting to feel like an interview where the answers don't match the resume.
01:06Is that enough fire for you?
01:08Hey, everyone exaggerates a little bit on paper.
01:11Look, Julian, I'll be honest with you.
01:13We will not be moving forward with your application, okay?
01:17This interview's over.
01:18Oh, forget this.
01:19You know, this whole company is a joke and I'm suing everyone in this building.
01:25I am so sorry to hear that.
01:27Oh, don't you patronize me.
01:30Leave the premises immediately.
01:32You know, I will leave when I'm ready and I'm feeling good right here.
01:34I might just stay a little longer.
01:36You don't have that option anymore.
01:37Says who?
01:38Says the two of us and soon security.
01:41You know what?
01:41This is unbelievable.
01:43It's the most believable thing that happened in this building all week.
01:46No, no, no.
01:47You all will be hearing from my lawyer.
01:49You hear me?
01:50I look forward to it.
01:51Gosh, you people are going to regret this.
01:54You know what?
01:54Security's almost here, Julian.
01:56I called security the moment your voice hit that volume.
02:00They're on their way down right now.
02:02You called security on me?
02:05You.
02:06Forget this.
02:07I'm gone.
02:09I'm suing you.
02:10You, you, you and everyone.
02:12Gah!
02:18Emma, thank you.
02:20I'm giving you a raise for staying professional through every bit of that.
02:24Thank you, Carl.
02:25Honestly, I've had worse warnings.
02:28I believe it.
02:29Do you think you'll actually call a lawyer?
02:31Doubtful, but if he does, we have plenty written down, so.
02:37And Mary, I just want to tell you something.
02:40The way you conducted yourself in the office, amazing.
02:44I think the interview process is over because I want you to have the job.
02:49Me?
02:50Yep.
02:51Wow.
02:52Thank you so much, boss.
02:54I will not let you down.
02:56All right.
02:56All right.
02:57Well, let's get back to it.

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