00:12Who is the wittiest jester in the land?
00:15Denali!
00:17Hits you with his wit, things get out of hand.
00:19Denali!
00:20He can build you up or cut you down.
00:23Denali!
00:25He's a poet, he's a clown.
00:28Denali!
00:29Ba dum bom bom bom
00:30Denali.
00:31Ba dum bom
00:32Denali.
00:33Ba dum bom bom
00:34Denali da man.
00:38Yeah.
00:39The Adventures of Tenali Ramen.
00:49Space, your majesty.
00:51The cosmos.
00:53Home to a thousand could-be worlds
00:57and a million maybe stars.
01:01Behold the galaxy, you earthbound misfits,
01:04and be humbled.
01:08Know ye, O king, that in the times before
01:11the oceans laid to waste the fair Atlantis,
01:14an ancient prophecy was made.
01:20There shall be a king,
01:22a noble king,
01:24a good king,
01:28a king veritably stuffed with honourable parts.
01:40Rajguru, please, do tell more about the noble king.
01:45Rajguruji, is he handsome?
01:49Oh yes, your majesty, very handsome.
01:52And brave?
01:53Brave, yes.
01:55The courage of a beast and rage.
01:59But, is he just?
02:02Just?
02:03Why, he was so just,
02:06that in his kingdom,
02:07even Kitties were treated with special reverence.
02:12Ah yes, the gods were well pleased with this king.
02:15But, alas!
02:20He was like a babe in the woods,
02:23so gentle and kind was he.
02:27The gods saw fit to send the king a faithful heavenly companion,
02:34a counsellor, noble and wise.
02:36Behold!
02:38Can you see it?
02:40There, in the Tata constellation,
02:43dwells the Rajguru,
02:45luminous and wise.
02:48Meow!
02:51Meow!
03:12Rajguru?
03:14You!
03:15No!
03:26We are doomed, your majesty!
03:30It's the pussycat prophecy, your majesty!
03:33What?
03:34The ancients say that whomsoever burneth the pussycat's tongue shall bring forth the hand of doom upon you, your majesty!
03:45Oh dear, really?
03:48Oh King, you cannot be serious.
03:52The Rajguru is nothing but a common charlatan, your majesty.
03:56A con man!
04:02Perhaps, I could interest you in a card trick.
04:06My youngest son taught it to me.
04:08I will wager my biggest bag of gold against yours.
04:12That you will be easily fooled.
04:16Care to wager your majesty?
04:18On a child's game of chance?
04:21Impartinent jester!
04:22How dare you question my intelligence?
04:25I am the King of Vita and Nagara, Emperor of-
04:27I am not questioning your intelligence, O King.
04:32Merely your child-like gullibility.
04:35How dare you interrupt me with another insult!
04:39We are doomed, your majesty!
04:43The jester is to blame!
04:45He is evil!
04:47A cosmic sorcerer!
04:53My desolate space, O Swami!
04:55I have been betrayed!
04:57My child!
04:58Guards!
04:59Take this traitor away!
05:02Oh…
05:03Oh no!
05:04Prepare him…
05:08For the pig!
05:13Oh, Raman!
05:15How could you forsake me?
05:25At last, Raman!
05:28The end of your pathetic career as jester!
05:32Do you know what's going to happen?
05:35Do you?
05:38No, Tata.
05:39But I have a feeling you are going to tell me.
05:42Oh, Raman!
05:44You are so clever, aren't you?
05:46So witty!
05:48Well, Mr. Smarty-doughty, listen to this.
05:52I am going to get a nice big olifant to come over here and crush your ugly little head!
06:00Yes, that's right, Raman!
06:02Your head!
06:03Ha-ha-ha, your head!
06:06Head!
06:07Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
06:10Ha-ha-ha-ha!
06:12Ha-ha-ha-ha!
06:12Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
06:13Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
06:14Ha-ha-ha-ha!
06:15Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
06:19Ha-ha-ha!
06:20Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
06:20Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haa!
06:23This isn't fun anymore. I want to go home.
06:29Tingari, no. You stay here. Gardraman until the Oliphant arrives.
06:36Rajguraji, please. Don't leave me alone here in the dark. No, not in the dark.
06:45Spideless worm. Stay, Tingari. Stay. Gardraman.
06:52Well, Raman, old friend. I want you to know this is nothing personal.
06:59I... Don't leave me in the dark.
07:07Unhand me, you disobedient swine. You dare disobey?
07:11Please, I'm scared. No, Tingari, no.
07:16Gard him, Tingari. Or face my wrath.
07:20See you soon, Jester. Oh, yes. Very soon.
07:25Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
07:45Ah, ah, oh no.
07:48Ah!
07:53Tindari.
07:57Oh, Tingari, did you not hear the Rajguruuu?
08:06Ah!
08:11I am the starry jester.
08:20The Cosmic Gypsy.
08:24Yes, that's it.
08:26Good Tingari.
08:30I will solo your soul.
08:35There, there, Tingari.
08:37It's cold out there, isn't it?
08:40Well, did you know that it's nice and warm in here?
08:44Hmm, nice and warm.
08:48I am cold.
08:52Of course you are.
08:53And Mother Earth knows that.
08:55She wants to make you all cosy again.
08:59Would you like to be all cosy, little Tingari Ji?
09:05Cosy?
09:09Your head, your head!
09:13Oh, Ravan, I am going to crush you.
09:22Oh, Rajguruuu ji, come join me.
09:26Give yourself into Mother Earth's embrace.
09:30Tingari, no!
09:41Why did everyone hate the king?
09:44Because he was a royal pain!
09:50Oh!
09:52Oh!
09:55Oh!
09:56Oh!
09:57Oh!
09:59Oh!
09:59Oh!
09:59Man, Tenale's not that kind of jester.
10:02I mean, he just comes in at the very end and he just kind of, like, he just hits you.
10:19The court was shocked at Rahman's miraculous return, and the king was so pleased to have
10:25his jester back that he forgave all previous offenses, cosmic or otherwise.
10:30As for the Rajguru, well, that's another story.
11:00Tenali!
