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00:05Mellie, can you go with Margo, baby? I gotta talk to Adam.
00:08Okay.
00:10Bye, Mr. Adam.
00:12Bye, Mellie.
00:15This was a mistake.
00:17This was a huge mistake.
00:18Again, look, I know you think I'm just a...
00:20I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam, I really can't.
00:24I have way bigger concerns.
00:26Like what?
00:28Light!
00:30Me!
00:40Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
00:46If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you gotta pay.
00:53Otherwise, bad things happen.
00:56People get hurt.
01:03Is that so?
01:13Boss, I am presidents from seven different countries on my ass.
01:17Wondering why the world's greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender.
01:21Time to calm down.
01:22Come on, I'm finishing the mission.
01:23Come on, move your ass.
01:34Everybody out!
01:39We, uh, got a girl here, Russell.
01:42I don't know.
01:44Focus on the mission.
01:45Uh, you know me.
01:53Every time I feel like a boyfriend who doesn't pass an hour, he starts to hit my fingers.
02:01One, two, three, four.
02:10What's up?
02:11What's up, man?
02:13What's up, man?
02:13Everybody out.
02:15Come on, man.
02:16I'm just a bartender.
02:17Besides, what if you're a little hostage over there?
02:20It's thirsty.
02:26It's all in the closet.
02:31First, it's a real dangerous game or smartass.
02:34Just making a martini.
02:36And probably leave it as it meant.
02:39Fun fact.
02:40Do you know it's supposed to be stirred, not shaken?
02:42James Bond would actually ask for his martini if shaken.
02:46Why?
02:47Because it'd get watered down just so he can keep his wits about him on the job.
02:52Really good agent.
02:53Probably the second best agent there is.
02:56Do you know how I know that?
02:59Because you're a bartender.
03:02No, I'm not a bartender.
03:05That's because I'm the best secret agent in the world.
03:15That's going to hurt tomorrow.
03:17Who are you?
03:18FBI.
03:20CIA.
03:20I'm Adam.
03:21I'm Adam Hock.
03:24Adam Hock is a myth.
03:25Only that you're hurt at all.
03:31Who you are again, V?
03:33Can't answer your family's money.
03:35Your shitty boyfriend doesn't even show what you mean the most.
03:38If I get out of this, I'm going to find a better man for myself.
03:44Hey.
03:45Hey.
03:46You're okay.
03:47You're safe now.
03:49I'm bored now.
03:51You got money.
03:52I'm just a bartender.
03:53I'm something you want.
03:54Can you stand?
03:56Okay.
04:01You okay?
04:03First time.
04:11Thanks for getting me out of here.
04:13Thanks for getting me out of here.
04:16You know your heart's beating really fast.
04:19You're going to reset your nervous system.
04:20I'm just going to be able to exercise to slow it out.
04:23Okay?
04:24I was a bartender for the mom.
04:27I'm not going to do that.
04:29She has no idea who I really am.
04:31Try to see.
04:32I can't focus.
04:34I can't focus.
04:35Breathe in.
04:37Breathe out.
04:41One more time.
04:42Breathe in.
04:45Breathe out.
04:57Adam, where long are you?
05:02I'm not going to be able to recover.
05:03No half liters of the fuel are pissed that you know that you care.
05:06The cop turns on the way to pick you up for the debrief.
05:09ETA, two minutes.
05:11Nah, come on, man.
05:11Give me five minutes.
05:13Let's get the batty.
05:13You're going to bloody go.
05:14I'll come down there myself and pick you up.
05:16You're coming.
05:21I'll be in the house with her.
05:26Roscoe, I'll teach you.
05:35I'll never know.
05:51Oh, my God.
05:52Seth, what are you doing here?
05:54I do.
05:54Come on, can we not do this right now?
05:56I got a guy to kill me.
05:57He told me you left me.
05:58We're spies coming.
05:59That's what we do.
06:00You know what all spies do?
06:02The kill to her.
06:06Promise.
06:07I'm going to be the same.
06:15She's the best.
06:17Here, make yourself beautiful.
06:19Thanks.
06:39You're lost.
06:40We're not here.
06:42We're not here.
06:42Not a jam.
06:43Come on.
06:44Wait.
06:45No!
06:46No!
06:48No!
06:50No!
06:51No!
06:54I'll see you later
06:56He's coming for your daughter
07:00What are you talking about?
07:08Raymond Strauss
07:10He's coming for your daughter
07:12What the hell is this?
07:13I don't have a daughter
07:20Well
07:21Let's find out
07:32Fraternity confirmed
07:33Oh boy
07:37Congrats
07:39It's a girl
07:42Why did she tell me it's been eight years?
07:44I mean you're not exactly the easiest to track down now are you?
07:47Besides
07:47Your baby mama here
07:50Vivian
07:50She's been busy
07:51Non-profits
07:53Charities
07:54She's built her entire empire
07:55Helping other people
07:57She's an all-around great person
07:58As opposed to
08:01Raymond Strauss
08:03Ex-Special Forces
08:04Presumed dead twice
08:06Somehow he came back to life
08:07And became the world's largest arms dealer
08:10So he's after Vivian and Millie because of me
08:16So what do I do?
08:18Go protect your family, genius
08:32Hi
08:39Do you remember me?
08:42I'll take that as a yes
08:43If you snuck off
08:45It left me on your dirty little piton
08:47Yeah, I remember you
08:48What do you want?
08:50Okay, so what do I even say to her?
08:51It's been eight years
08:52We'll just walk up to her door
08:54And be like
08:55Hi, I'm your baby's daddy
08:56I'm a secret agent
08:57And also you're in danger
08:58Because of me
08:58You know, it doesn't really roll off the tongue in there
09:00No, no bust
09:01Repeat after me
09:03I just found out we have a daughter
09:05And I want to be part of her life
09:09Hi
09:10Do I go in with hi or hello?
09:12Doesn't matter
09:13Just say the rest
09:14Hi
09:14I just found out we have a daughter
09:17And I want to be a part of her life
09:21So you're crazy
09:22Got it
09:23You really think I'll have a child
09:24With the one last day on that bailed on you?
09:26I mean, I didn't really bail
09:27I just let it go
09:30Dad?
09:31Is that you?
09:34Millie
09:35Honey, what did I say about claiming someone's your dad?
09:38It's
09:40I'm gonna be a tooth
09:42But he would make a good dad
09:44He looks like a prince
09:47I have a daughter
09:49I will do anything to keep her safe
09:52Actually, Millie
09:54I'm not a prince
09:55But I am
09:56Headphones
09:57Okay
10:01Millie is my world
10:02You don't get to just show up and be her dad
10:04Megan, I had no idea she even existed
10:07Alright
10:08But I'm here now
10:12And I want to be a part of her life
10:13You want to be in Millie's life?
10:15Yes, very much
10:16You can be her nanny
10:19Excuse me?
10:20Her last nanny moved away
10:21You want to prove that you can handle being a father?
10:23Then you can start by being a babysitter
10:27Babysitter
10:29Yeah, that's what I thought
10:30Well, it was nice seeing you
10:32Adam, let's catch up again in another eight years, okay?
10:35Come on, baby
10:38Wait, Millie
10:40Yeah?
10:41I love the lizard on your shirt
10:43It's an iguana
10:44They're my favorite animal
10:46You know who you think it is?
10:50Who are you?
10:51Well, Millie
10:55I'm your new nanny
11:05So...
11:06You
11:07You, the world's most deadly and effective secret agent
11:11You're going to protect your daughter from becoming her nanny
11:14No
11:15I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this
11:18He's going to laugh his arse off
11:25You must be Millie's nanny
11:27I'm Adam
11:29And you are
11:30I'm your nanny
11:32And from what I've heard
11:33Your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar, is that right?
11:38My last job was for us to be a president
11:40You'll be supervised at all times
11:42And if you ever try to tell Millie that you're her real father
11:45You will never speak to her again
11:47Got it?
11:50Vivian
11:51Hey, Vivian
11:54We need to talk
11:55I trust Margo
11:56We're in the world's with you
11:57Yeah
11:58But if that sounds like too much
11:59Then go for you to disappear for another eight years
12:06Great
12:07Now that that's settled
12:09Millie's in the dining room having lunch
12:16Mr. Adam
12:17Yay!
12:20We do not throw forks
12:22But it's fun to throw forks
12:25I'm her nanny
12:27I'll take care of it
12:30Millie
12:32You see, we're going to throw forks
12:34You need the proper technique
12:40Cool!
12:41How do you know how to do that?
12:44My other job
12:45Mommy said your other job is being a bomb
12:51Can you keep a secret?
12:54My other job is saving the world
12:56Yeah
12:57I won't tell anybody
12:58I won't
12:59Promise?
13:00Yeah
13:04What are you doing?
13:08Millie, can you go with Margo, baby?
13:10I've got to talk to Adam
13:11Okay
13:14Bye, Mr. Adam
13:15Bye, Millie
13:18This was a mistake
13:20This was a huge mistake
13:21Millie, look
13:22I know you think I'm just a pressure
13:24I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam
13:26I really can't
13:28I have way bigger concerns
13:30Like what?
13:32Like me
13:41Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
13:50If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood
13:54You've got to pay
13:57Otherwise
13:57Bad things happen
13:59People get hurt
14:06Is that so?
14:12What do we got here?
14:14A little delicate flower
14:17Who's this, your new boyfriend?
14:20Actually
14:21He's my daughter, Sandy
14:27Hey, the daughter, Sandy
14:29That is so cute
14:32Mr. Mary Poppins
14:35Tell you what
14:36Why don't you go make me a few cookies
14:39While I'm in your boss
14:41We have a little one-on-one town
14:45Actually
14:45I'm married
14:47Adam
14:48Whatever you're trying to do
14:49It's not helping
14:50Look, I know you think I'm just a bartender
14:52But the truth
14:53Get out
14:54Now
15:02Run, Mr. Mom
15:04Why don't you go bust your knob?
15:07Why, that's up
15:08Come on, folks
15:10Have a little talk
15:15Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha have a good day
15:18That's how you have a good day
15:20Ha ha ha ha
15:20Right?
15:21You make money
15:22You have fun
15:24And you
15:26Cut a quiz
15:28Hello, boys
15:29That's the name
15:33Ah
15:45What are you doing?
15:46You know who the hell I am.
15:48You know what I could do to you with one call?
15:50Do it.
15:51Call him.
15:54Call him.
15:55I'm guessing you're going to call the mayor's office.
15:57I'll call the mayor.
15:59We'll call a senator and round and round we go.
16:02You're a small fish.
16:04I have the better things to worry about than you.
16:06So instead,
16:08I just had my people delete your entire digital presence.
16:12Bye-bye, bitch.
16:15So congrats.
16:16You no longer exist.
16:17No.
16:18No, that's impossible.
16:20No.
16:21No!
16:22No!
16:25By the way,
16:27there's money for a cab.
16:32If you ever come near Millie or Vivian again,
16:35your bank accounts will be the only thing that disappeared to.
16:38I'll run away, little man.
16:42Get the fuck out of here, all of you.
16:49Who are you?
16:52I'm a nanny.
17:08What did you say to him?
17:10Nothing.
17:10I was just getting that so much.
17:12It's not a joke, Adam.
17:14These are dangerous people.
17:21Hey, listen.
17:24I'm sorry.
17:25I am so sorry.
17:27We will never, ever bother you again.
17:36Adam, what did you want?
17:39Who are you?
17:41Who are you?
17:43I'm sorry.
17:49Millie, can you go with Margot, baby?
17:51I gotta talk to Adam.
17:53Okay.
17:55Bye, Mr. Adam.
17:56Bye, Millie.
17:59This was a mistake.
18:01This was a huge mistake.
18:03Millie, look.
18:04I know you think I'm just a person.
18:05I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
18:08I really can't.
18:09I have way bigger concerns.
18:10Like what?
18:12Like me.
18:25Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
18:31If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you gotta pay.
18:38Otherwise, bad things happen.
18:41People get hurt.
18:47Is that so?
18:57Boss, I have presidents from seven different countries on my ass.
19:01Wondering why the world's greatest secret agent is still undercover as a bartender.
19:06Don't look calm down.
19:06I'm finishing the mission.
19:08Come on, move your ass.
19:18There we go.
19:23He, uh...
19:25I've got a girl here, Roscoe.
19:27I don't know.
19:28Focus on the mission.
19:30Uh, you know me.
19:34Dammit!
19:37Every time...
19:39if your little boyfriend doesn't pay us an hour,
19:43we're gonna start sending your fingers.
19:45One.
19:55What's up, man?
19:56I said...
19:58everybody...
19:59out.
20:00Oh, look, man.
20:00I'm just a bartender.
20:01Besides, what if your...
20:03a hostage over there gets thirsty?
20:06Shit.
20:10Throw in the closet.
20:16You're playing a real dangerous game, smartass.
20:19Just making a martini?
20:21Improverly.
20:22Be that as it may.
20:23Fun fact.
20:24Tino's supposed to be stirred, not shaken.
20:27James Bond would actually ask for his martini shaken.
20:30Why?
20:32Because it'd get watered down
20:33just so he could keep his wits about him on the job.
20:36Really good agent.
20:37Probably the second best agent there is.
20:41Do you know how I know that?
20:43Because you're a bartender.
20:46No, I'm not a bartender.
20:49It's because I'm the best secret agent in the world.
20:59That's gonna hurt tomorrow.
21:01Who are you?
21:03FBI?
21:04CIA?
21:05No, man.
21:06I'm Adam Hawke.
21:08I don't know if he's a thief.
21:10Unless you're her mother.
21:11Fuck.
21:15Here you are again, Vivi.
21:17Kidman to your family's work.
21:19Your shitty boyfriend doesn't even show me being released.
21:23If I get out of this,
21:24I'm going to find a better man for myself.
21:28Hey.
21:30Hey.
21:31You're okay.
21:31You say no.
21:33I'm gonna be...
21:34I'm gonna be...
21:35I'm gonna be...
21:36I'm just a bartender.
21:37I'm telling you, though.
21:39Who's that?
21:41Huh?
21:45Are you okay?
21:47I'm okay.
21:48First time?
21:50No, I get on.
21:51I get on after my fingers nearly chopped off all the time.
21:54Okay.
21:55That's true.
21:57Getting me out of here.
22:00You know, your heart's beating really fast.
22:03You may have reset your nervous system.
22:05Just do really exercise to slow it down.
22:07Okay?
22:08I was a...
22:10A bartender for the mom.
22:12How did I do that?
22:13She has no idea who I really am.
22:16Tried sleeping.
22:17Can't focus.
22:19Breathe in.
22:22Breathe out.
22:26Hold it down.
22:27Breathe in.
22:30Breathe out.
22:41I don't...
22:42Where are you?
22:46Uh...
22:46Rust, I'll have real cover.
22:48You know, half the liters of the free world are pissed that you know that you care.
22:51The culpeter's on the way to pick you up for the debrief.
22:54ETA, two minutes.
22:55Nah, come on, man.
22:56Give me five minutes.
22:57Just go to the body.
22:58You're gonna bloody go.
22:59I'll come down there myself and pick you up.
23:01You're coming.
23:05Are you taking me out of here, sweetheart?
23:10I'm welcome.
23:12It's you.
23:17Adam?
23:20Not even.
23:35Oh, my God.
23:37Seth, what are you doing here?
23:38What?
23:39Come on, can we not do this right now?
23:40I got a guy trying to kill me.
23:41You told me you loved me.
23:43Where's my eyes?
23:43No, that's what we do.
23:45You know what our eyes do?
23:47They kill each other.
23:50I promise.
23:52I'll know the same.
23:55I'll know the same.
23:57I'll know the same.
23:59I'll know the same.
23:59I'll know the same.
24:01Here, make yourself useful.
24:03Thanks.
24:05Thanks.
24:25What are you about to be, huh?
24:26Not a damn thing.
24:28Wait.
24:33You're lost.
24:38I'll see you later.
24:40He's coming for your daughter.
24:44What are you talking about?
24:52Raymond Strauss is coming for your daughter.
24:57What the hell is this?
24:58I don't have a daughter.
25:00I don't.
25:01I don't.
25:03Well, let's find out.
25:15Faternity confirmed.
25:18No way.
25:22Congrats.
25:23It's a girl.
25:27Why did she tell me it's been eight years?
25:29I mean, you're not exactly the easiest to track down.
25:31How are you?
25:31Besides, her baby mama here, Vivian, she's been busy.
25:36Non-profits, charities.
25:39She's built her entire empire, helping other people.
25:41She's an all-around great person.
25:42As opposed to Raymond Strauss.
25:47Begged special forces, presumed dead twice.
25:51Somehow he came back to life and became the world's largest arms dealer.
25:55So he's out to be in a melee because of me.
26:01So what do I do?
26:02To protect your family, genius.
26:28You snuck off and left me on your dirty little feet on me.
26:32Yeah, I remember you.
26:33What do you want?
26:34I mean, so what do I even say to her?
26:36It's been eight years.
26:37We're just walking up to her door and be like,
26:39Hi, I'm your baby's daddy.
26:41I'm a secret agent.
26:42And also, you're in danger because of me.
26:43You know, it doesn't really roll off the tongue.
26:45I have no more.
26:46Repeat after me.
26:47I just found out we have a daughter.
26:50And I want to be part of her life.
26:54Hi.
26:54Don't go in with hi or hello.
26:56Doesn't matter.
26:57Just say the rest.
26:59Hi.
26:59I just found out we have a daughter.
27:02And I want to be a part of her life.
27:05So you're crazy.
27:07Got it.
27:08You really think I would have a child for one nice day in the building?
27:10I don't know how to bail.
27:11I just let it go.
27:15Dad?
27:16Is that you?
27:19Hey, Lily.
27:20Honey, what did I say about claiming someone's your dad?
27:24It's manipulative.
27:27But you would make a good dad if he looks like a prince.
27:32I have a daughter.
27:34I will do anything to keep her safe.
27:37Actually, Millie, I'm not a prince, but I am.
27:40High phones.
27:41Okay.
27:46Millie's my mom.
27:47You don't get to just show up and be her dad.
27:49Megan, I had no idea she even existed.
27:51Why?
27:52But I'm here now.
27:56And I want to be a part of her life.
27:58You want to be Millie's life?
27:59Yes, very much.
28:01You can be her mom.
28:04Excuse me?
28:04Her last name moved away.
28:06You want to prove that you can handle being a father?
28:08Then you can start by being a babysitter.
28:11Babysitter.
28:13No, that's what I thought.
28:15Well, it was nice seeing you, Adam.
28:17Let's catch up again in another eight years, okay?
28:20Come on, baby.
28:22Wait, Millie.
28:24Yeah?
28:26I love the lizard on your shirt.
28:28It's an iguana.
28:29They're my favorite animal.
28:30Just because they do this?
28:34Who are you?
28:36Well, Millie.
28:39I'm your new nanny.
28:55I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this.
29:03He's going to laugh his arse off.
29:10You must be Millie's nanny.
29:11I'm Adam.
29:14And you are?
29:15I'm your nanny.
29:16And from what I've heard, your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar, is that right?
29:22My last job was press holding the president.
29:25You'll be supervised at all times.
29:27And if you ever try to tell Millie that you're her real father, you will never speak to her again.
29:33Got it?
29:35Vivian.
29:36Hey, Vivian.
29:39We need to talk.
29:40I trust Margo whenever the rule's with you.
29:42Yeah?
29:43But if that sounds like too much, then go free to disappear for another eight years.
29:51Great.
29:52Now that that's settled, Millie's in the dining room having lunch.
30:01Mr. Adam!
30:02Millie!
30:04Millie, we do not throw forks.
30:07But it's fun to throw forks.
30:10I'm her nanny.
30:12I'll take care of her.
30:15Millie, you see, we're going to throw forks.
30:19You need the proper technique.
30:25Cool!
30:26How do you know how to do that?
30:29My other job.
30:30Mommy said your other job was being a bum.
30:36Can you kick a thing?
30:37Mm-hmm.
30:38My other job is saving the world.
30:41Yeah.
30:42Don't tell anybody.
30:43I won't.
30:44Promise.
30:44Yeah.
30:49What are you doing?
30:53Millie, can you go with Margo, baby?
30:54I've got to talk to Adam.
30:56Okay.
30:58Bye, Mr. Adam.
31:00Bye, Millie.
31:03This was a mistake.
31:05This was a huge mistake.
31:06Vivian, look.
31:07I know you think I'm just a...
31:08I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
31:11I really can't.
31:12I have way bigger concerns.
31:14Like what?
31:17Like me!
31:26Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
31:34If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you got to pay.
31:41Otherwise, bad things happen.
31:44People get hurt.
31:50Is that so?
31:56What do we got here?
31:58A little delicate flower.
32:02Who's this, your new boyfriend?
32:05Actually.
32:06He's my daughter's nanny.
32:12Hey, the daughter's nanny.
32:14That is so cute.
32:17Mr. Barry Puppets.
32:20Tell you what.
32:21Why don't you go bake me a few cookies while I meet you, boss?
32:26They're all the world on time.
32:29Actually, I got a better idea.
32:32Whatever you're trying to do, it's not helping.
32:35Look, I think I'm just a bartender.
32:37But the truth is...
32:37Get out.
32:39Now.
32:47Run along, Mr. Bomb.
32:49Why don't you go dust your knob?
32:52Why are you so...
32:53Come on, folks.
32:55Have a little talk.
33:02Boys, that's how you have a good day, right?
33:06You make money, you have fun, and you put a good in.
33:13Hello, boys.
33:13It's the nanny.
33:29What are you doing?
33:31You know who the hell I am?
33:32You know what I can do to you with one call?
33:34Do it.
33:36Call him.
33:38Call him, Will.
33:40I'm guessing you're going to call the mayor's office.
33:42I'll call him mayor.
33:44So call a senator, and round and round, and go.
33:47You're a small fish.
33:48I have bigger things to worry about than you.
33:51So instead,
33:52I just had my people delete your entire digital presence.
33:57Bye-bye, bitch.
33:59So congrats.
34:00You know what I exist.
34:01No, no, that's impossible.
34:04No.
34:06No!
34:07No!
34:10By the way,
34:11there's money for a cab.
34:16If you ever come near Millie,
34:18or maybe even again,
34:19your bank accounts will be the only thing that disappear to me.
34:23Now run away, little man.
34:27Get the fuck out of here, all of you.
34:34Who are you?
34:37My nanny.
34:53What did you say to him?
34:54Nothing.
34:55I was just sucking this.
34:57It's not a joke.
34:58Adam, these are dangerous people.
35:06Hey, listen.
35:08I'm sorry.
35:09I am so sorry.
35:11We will never, ever
35:13bother you again.
35:21Adam, what did you...
35:24Who are you?
35:25Who are you?
35:34Emily, can you go with Margo, baby?
35:35I gotta talk to Adam.
35:37Okay.
35:39Bye, Mr. Adam.
35:41Bye, Emily.
35:44This wasn't slick.
35:46This was a huge mistake.
35:47Lydia, look.
35:48I know you think I'm just a...
35:49I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child.
35:52Right now, Adam, I really can't.
35:53I have way bigger concerns.
35:56Like what?
35:58Like me!
36:10Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
36:15If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood,
36:20you gotta pay.
36:22Otherwise, bad things happen.
36:26People get hurt.
36:31Is that so?
36:41Boss, I have presidents from seven different countries on my ass.
36:46Wondering why the most great secret agent is still undercover as a bartender.
36:50Time to calm down.
36:51I'm finishing the mission.
36:52Come on, do this.
37:03Where are you?
37:09He, uh...
37:10I mean, Earl here, Roscoe.
37:11I don't know.
37:12Focus on the mission.
37:14Uh, you know me.
37:18Damn it.
37:21Every time
37:24if your little boyfriend
37:25doesn't pay us an hour,
37:27we'll start setting the fingers.
37:29What?
37:39What's up, man?
37:40I said
37:42everybody
37:42out.
37:44I'm just a martini.
37:46Besides, we're up here.
37:48I'm a hostage over there.
37:49It's thirsty.
37:55Throw it in the closet.
38:00Thirsty.
38:01Clean away a dangerous game, smartass.
38:03Just need to get a martini.
38:05And properly do that as it may.
38:08Point of fact,
38:09do you know,
38:09it's supposed to be stirred,
38:10hot chicken.
38:11Thanks, Bob,
38:12I would actually ask
38:13where he's martini.
38:14She can.
38:15Why?
38:16Because it'd get watered down
38:18just so he can use what it's about
38:19and on the job.
38:21Really good agent.
38:22Probably the second best agent
38:23there is.
38:25Do you know how I know that?
38:28Because you're a bartender.
38:31No, I'm not a bartender.
38:34It's because I'm the best secret agent
38:35in the world.
38:43That's going to hurt tomorrow.
38:46We love you.
38:47FBI.
38:48CIA.
38:49Amen.
38:50I'm Adam Hawke.
38:52Adam Hawke is a place
38:54where you're at all.
38:55I'm going to live on.
39:00Here you are, Ken Paham.
39:02Kidnapped to your family's morning.
39:04Your shitty boyfriend
39:05doesn't even show
39:06what you mean the most.
39:07If I get out of this,
39:08I'm going to find
39:09a better man for myself.
39:13Hey.
39:14Hey, you're okay.
39:16You're safe now.
39:19Where are you?
39:20I don't know, buddy.
39:21Just a more tear.
39:22Let's open you up.
39:24Can you stand?
39:25Okay?
39:30You'll be okay.
39:32First time.
39:34No, I get, um,
39:36getting up to my fingers
39:37nearly chopped up all the time.
39:38Okay.
39:40Thanks for
39:41getting me out of there.
39:45You know your heart's beating
39:46really fast.
39:47You need to reset your nervous system.
39:50Just do a breathing exercise
39:51to slow it down.
39:52Okay?
39:53I was, uh,
39:55a bartender for the mom
39:56when I do that.
39:57She has no idea
39:59who I really am.
40:01Transcendent.
40:01Get focused.
40:03Breathe in.
40:06Breathe out.
40:10More time.
40:11Breathe in.
40:14Breathe out.
40:18Breathe out.
40:26Adam, where are you?
40:29I don't know.
40:31I'll still have no cover.
40:32You don't have to leave us on the free world.
40:34I'm pissed that you know that you care.
40:35The copter's on the way
40:36to pick you up for the debrief.
40:38ETA, two minutes.
40:40Ah, come on, man.
40:40Give me five minutes.
40:41Just go to the baddie.
40:42You're gonna bloody go.
40:43I'll come down there myself
40:44and pick you up.
40:45You're coming.
40:50Maybe you didn't know that, sweetheart.
40:56Roscoe, I hate you.
41:02Adam?
41:05I don't even know.
41:20Oh, my God.
41:22Seth, what are you doing here?
41:23You lied to me.
41:24Come on, can we not do this right now?
41:25I got a guy trying to kill me.
41:26You told me you loved me.
41:27You're so nice, girl.
41:28That's what we do.
41:29You know what our spies do?
41:31They kill each other.
41:34I promise.
41:36I'm not the same.
41:43She's a badass.
41:46Here, make yourself useful.
41:48Thanks.
42:09What are you about to do, huh?
42:11Not a damn thing.
42:13Quit.
42:17You're lost.
42:23I'll see you later.
42:25He's coming for your daughter.
42:29What are you talking about?
42:37Raymond Strauss is coming for your daughter.
42:41What the hell is this?
42:42I don't have a daughter.
42:50Well, let's find out.
43:01Faternity confirmed.
43:02No, boy.
43:06Congrats.
43:08It's a girl.
43:11Why did she tell me it's been eight years?
43:13I mean, you're not exactly the easiest to track down now, are you?
43:16Besides, your baby mama here, Vivian, she's been busy.
43:21Non-profits, charities.
43:23She's built our entire empire helping other people.
43:26She's an all-around great person, as opposed to Raymond Strauss.
43:32Ex-special forces, presumed dead twice, somehow came back to life, and became the world's largest arms dealer.
43:39So he's after Vivian and Melody because of me.
43:45So what do I do?
43:47Go protect your family, genius.
44:11I'll leave that other yes.
44:12Can you snack off and let me on your dirty little futon?
44:16Yeah, I really want you on that.
44:19I mean, so what do I even say to her?
44:20It's been eight years.
44:22I want to just walk up to her door and be like,
44:24Hi, I'm your baby's daddy.
44:25I'm a secret agent.
44:26And also, you're in danger because of me.
44:28You know, it doesn't really roll off the tongue there.
44:29No, no bust.
44:30Repeat after me.
44:32I just found out we have a daughter.
44:34And I want to be part of her life.
44:38Hi.
44:39Do I go on with hi or hello?
44:40It doesn't matter.
44:42Just say the rest.
44:43Hi.
44:44I just found out we have a daughter.
44:46And I want to be a part of her life.
44:50So you're crazy.
44:51Got it.
44:52You really think I would have a child if you want to stay in that building?
44:55I mean, I didn't really bail.
44:56I just let it go.
44:59Dad?
45:01Is that you?
45:03Really?
45:04Honey, what did I say about claiming someone's your dad?
45:08It's...
45:09I'm gonna do it, too.
45:11But he looks like a good dad.
45:13He looks like a prince.
45:16I have a daughter.
45:18I will do anything to keep her safe.
45:21Actually, Millie.
45:23I'm not a prince.
45:24But I am.
45:25Headphones.
45:26Okay.
45:30Millie is my world.
45:31You don't get to just show up and be her dad.
45:33Megan, I had no idea she even existed.
45:36Right.
45:37But I'm here now.
45:41I don't want to be a part of her life.
45:42You want to be a mother's life?
45:44Yes.
45:45Very much.
45:46You can be her mother.
45:48Excuse me?
45:49Her last name moved away.
45:50You will prove that you can never be a father.
45:52Then you can start by being a babysitter.
45:56I'm scared.
45:58Yeah, that's what I thought.
45:59Well, it was nice seeing you.
46:01Adam, let's catch up again in another eight years, okay?
46:04Come on, baby.
46:07Wait, Millie.
46:08Yeah?
46:10I love the lizard on your shirt.
46:13It's an iguana.
46:13They're my favorite animal.
46:15Is it because it is?
46:19Who are you?
46:20Come on, Millie.
46:24I'm your new nanny.
46:34So...
46:36You're the world's most deadly and effective secret agent.
46:40You're going to protect your daughter of becoming her nanny.
46:44Nope.
46:44I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this.
46:47He's going to laugh his arse off.
46:54You must be Millie's nanny.
46:56I'm Adam.
46:58And you are?
47:00I'm your nanny.
47:01From what I've heard,
47:02your last job was slinging drinks instead of the Iverar, is that right?
47:07My last job was rescuing the president.
47:09You'll be supervised at all times.
47:11And if you ever try to tell Millie that you're her real father,
47:15you will never speak to her again.
47:17Got it?
47:19Vivian.
47:20Hey, Vivian.
47:23We need to talk.
47:24I trust Margo whenever it rolls with you.
47:26Yeah?
47:27But if that sounds like too much,
47:29then feel free to disappear for another eight years.
47:35Great.
47:36Now that that's settled,
47:38Millie's in the dining room having lunch.
47:45Mr. Adam's in the dining room having lunch.
47:49Millie, we do not throw forks.
47:52But it's fun to throw forks.
47:54I'm her nanny.
47:56I'll take care of it.
47:59Millie,
48:01you see,
48:01if you're going to throw forks,
48:03you need the proper technique.
48:05I'll take it.
48:09Cool!
48:10How do you know how to do that?
48:13My other job.
48:14Mommy said your other job was being a mom.
48:20Can you keep a thing?
48:21Mm-hmm.
48:23My other job is saving the world.
48:26I won't tell anybody.
48:28I won't.
48:28Promise.
48:29Yeah.
48:33What are you doing?
48:37Millie, can you go to Margo?
48:38Baby, I gotta talk to Adam.
48:40Okay.
48:43Bye, Mr. Adam.
48:44Bye, Millie.
48:47This was a mistake.
48:49This was a huge mistake.
48:51Maybe I look.
48:52I know you think I'm just a pleasure.
48:53I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
48:55I really can't.
48:56I have way bigger concerns.
48:59Like what?
49:01Like me!
49:11Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
49:13Oh, how many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
49:18If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you gotta pay.
49:26Otherwise, bad things happen.
49:29People get hurt.
49:35Is that so?
49:41What do we got here?
49:43A little delicate flower.
49:46Who's this, your new boyfriend?
49:50Actually...
49:50He's my daughter's daddy.
49:53Ha ha ha ha!
49:57Hey!
49:57The daughter's daddy!
49:59That is so cute!
50:01Mr. Mary Poppins!
50:04Tell you what, why don't you go bake me a few cookies while me and your boss, we have a
50:11little
50:11world one time.
50:14Actually, I got a better idea.
50:16Adam!
50:17Whatever you're trying to do, it's not helping.
50:19Look, I know you think I'm just a bartender, but the truth is...
50:22Get out!
50:23Now!
50:31Run along, Mr. Mom!
50:34Why don't you go dust your knob?
50:36Why not stop?
50:38Come on, folks.
50:39Have a little talk.
50:40Come on, Mr. Mom!
50:41Come on, Mr. Mom!
50:43Come on, Mr. Mom!
50:45Come on!
50:45Come on, Mr. Mom!
50:46Come on!
50:47That's how you have a good day!
50:49Right?
50:50You make money, you have fun, and you're not a good!
50:57Hello, boys!
50:58It's the name!
50:59You make money!
51:00I made money!
51:02Whoa!
51:14What are you doing?!
51:15You know who the hell I am?!
51:17You know what I can do to you with one call?
51:19Do it. Call him.
51:22I will.
51:24I'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office, and I'll call the mayor.
51:28He'll call the senator, and round and round, you go.
51:32You're a small fish. I have bigger things to worry about than you.
51:35So instead, I just had my people delete your entire digital presence.
51:41Bye-bye, bitch.
51:43So congrats. You no longer exist.
51:46No. No, that's impossible.
51:50No. No! No!
51:54By the way, there's money for a cab.
52:01Have you ever come near Millie or Vivian again?
52:04Your bank accounts won't be the only thing that disappeared tonight.
52:08Now run away, little man.
52:11Get the fuck out of here, all of you.
52:18Who are you?
52:21I'm the nanny.
52:37What did you say to him?
52:38Nothing. I was just getting this.
52:41This is not a joke. Adam, these are dangerous people.
52:44Hmm.
52:51Hey, listen. I'm sorry. I am so sorry.
52:55We will never ever bother you again.
53:00We will never ever bother you again.
53:06Adam, what did you?
53:08Who are you?
53:10Who are you?
53:11There.
53:12Hello.
53:17I see you both.