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🌊 Duke is secretly the god of his island, but a powerful Sea Hag curses him and shrinks his magical Koa wood surfboard. To get it back, he must stay married to Kai, the Sea Hag’s human daughter, for five years. Duke helps Kai become a surfing star, yet she treats him like a worthless house husband and returns to her famous surfer ex. 🏄♂️ When the curse finally ends, Duke faces a choice: give Kai another chance or walk away and reclaim his freedom?
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🌊 Duke is secretly the god of his island, but a powerful Sea Hag curses him and shrinks his magical Koa wood surfboard. To get it back, he must stay married to Kai, the Sea Hag’s human daughter, for five years. Duke helps Kai become a surfing star, yet she treats him like a worthless house husband and returns to her famous surfer ex. 🏄♂️ When the curse finally ends, Duke faces a choice: give Kai another chance or walk away and reclaim his freedom?
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00:00:06Oh, my God.
00:00:21Thank you for saving my life, God of the island.
00:00:47Where's my surfboard?
00:00:49Looking for this, God of the island?
00:01:02Whoa there, big boy.
00:01:05Give me my board back, sea hag.
00:01:07Okay.
00:01:23My board.
00:01:25How did you do that?
00:01:26You may be immortal, but your board isn't.
00:01:29I've been saving my magic for years for that one trick.
00:01:32I'll never be as powerful as you, God of the island.
00:01:36But even you can't break my spell unless you do something for me.
00:01:42Marry my daughter.
00:01:47Your daughter?
00:01:49I've seduced many sailors in my day.
00:01:56One had strong swimmers.
00:02:01But I'm immortal.
00:02:03If I marry your daughter, she'll age.
00:02:05I won't.
00:02:06It could never last.
00:02:08Five years.
00:02:10Look after her for five years.
00:02:13Help her find success.
00:02:15On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
00:02:18You can surf again.
00:02:20And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
00:02:27Okay.
00:02:30Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
00:02:37You tell me.
00:02:39You tell me.
00:03:09I can't believe she's marrying some sponger simp.
00:03:13I give it six months.
00:03:27We look so cute.
00:03:29I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
00:03:34Someone just commented, sponger in a stupid shirt.
00:03:38I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
00:03:40I don't.
00:03:42I don't.
00:03:43Spoiler alert.
00:03:44She did care.
00:03:46And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
00:03:48But I made a vow to stay with her for five years.
00:03:51And I was determined to keep that vow, no matter how hard it was.
00:03:54And it was very hard.
00:04:06Kai became one of the top female surfers on Earth.
00:04:11And I've been her loyal supporters.
00:04:18In three days, I get my co-board back and I can surf again.
00:04:21But until then, my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
00:04:27She loves coconut water.
00:04:29Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
00:04:38Duke.
00:04:41Morning, sunshine.
00:04:43Don't sunshine me.
00:04:44You tracked sand all over the kitchen.
00:04:47That beach life, though, right?
00:04:49What were you even doing out there so early?
00:04:51Getting stoned?
00:04:53Something like that.
00:04:54Unbelievable.
00:04:55I need you on point today.
00:04:56I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of QuickMapple, might arrive early for the expo.
00:05:01Don't worry, babe.
00:05:02I got you.
00:05:12Ugh.
00:05:14This is not the brand I like.
00:05:16It's not any brand.
00:05:17It's fresh.
00:05:20How hard is it to get the right brand?
00:05:22Did you forget because you were high?
00:05:25I'll get the kind you like next time.
00:05:33We were happy once, but the honeymoon is over.
00:05:51Oh, my God.
00:05:52That's her.
00:05:52Angela Lee.
00:05:53The single most important person in the world of surfing.
00:05:57No.
00:05:58That's the most important person in the world of surfing.
00:06:03That old guy?
00:06:04Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
00:06:05He's the real power.
00:06:06Started QuickMaple as a surf shack in Malibu and grew it into the most important surf brand on Earth.
00:06:12Oh, no.
00:06:15Oh.
00:06:16I gotta go.
00:06:25No.
00:06:27No.
00:06:29Dad, no.
00:06:31Dad, no!
00:06:38Dad, no!
00:07:00He's here!
00:07:04Love you.
00:07:18Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
00:07:21Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
00:07:25Thank you for saving my life.
00:07:41You're the god of the island.
00:07:44Please, no one can know my identity.
00:07:46Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
00:07:49Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
00:07:53Anything.
00:07:53Anything.
00:07:56My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world, and her sponsor just went bankrupt.
00:08:03Angela!
00:08:08Your leg!
00:08:09It's completely healed!
00:08:12Did you do this?
00:08:13I wish I had healing powers.
00:08:15I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad.
00:08:20He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
00:08:23Well, thank you for helping.
00:08:25He needs our help, too.
00:08:26His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
00:08:29Wife?
00:08:30Don't worry.
00:08:30She's one hell of a surfer.
00:08:41Hey, Kaikua, remember Chad from high school?
00:08:45How could she forget?
00:08:46If he hadn't dumped her to move to L.A. and become an Olympic gold medal surfer, she wouldn't have
00:08:50settled for that burnout sponger duke.
00:08:57Chad was my past.
00:08:58Yeah, the one that got away.
00:09:02He was so hot.
00:09:04And strong.
00:09:06God, I bet he could pick you up and flip you around.
00:09:11He could turn every girl into a spinner.
00:09:13You guys!
00:09:14If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back, what would you say?
00:09:21Well, I am married, and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
00:09:25Hey, ladies.
00:09:27Kai, we should get going.
00:09:32Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
00:09:35Jealous much?
00:09:37I'm not ready to go yet.
00:09:39Did you forget?
00:09:41Forget what?
00:09:43We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
00:09:46The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for today.
00:09:52I can't.
00:09:53Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
00:09:57Don't worry about that.
00:09:58You're going to get the quick maple sponsorship.
00:10:01What would you know about it?
00:10:06No way, bro.
00:10:07Is it really him?
00:10:09Oh my God, his abs look hard as rocks.
00:10:12I'd like to see what's under those board shorts.
00:10:23Chad?
00:10:25Hey, boo.
00:10:27I'm in town for the expo.
00:10:29We knew he'd be here.
00:10:30But we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
00:10:36Bring it in for the real thing.
00:10:48Chad, can you sign my board?
00:10:50Are you going to win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
00:10:54Duh.
00:10:54Of course I am.
00:10:56He's even hotter in person.
00:10:58She used to date him.
00:11:01Used to?
00:11:02How could you let a guy like that get away?
00:11:06So are we going to catch some waves or what, boo?
00:11:09I really think Angela should see me surf.
00:11:12And Chad is already sponsored by them, so it would help to see us together.
00:11:15For branding.
00:11:17You don't mind, right?
00:11:18No worries.
00:11:19We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
00:11:23Let's go.
00:11:32Look at them.
00:11:33They're perfect together.
00:11:34So anything made for each other.
00:11:47So which one is your wife?
00:11:50The one on the board with Chad?
00:11:52Interesting.
00:11:53She's good.
00:11:54Really good.
00:11:55She's the best.
00:12:00You know, Quick Maple sponsors me.
00:12:02Yeah?
00:12:02I can help you get a sponsorship, too.
00:12:05Thank you, Chad.
00:12:06But I can handle it.
00:12:08I'm a big girl.
00:12:13I know exactly what kind of girl you are.
00:12:16I know every single part of you.
00:12:18And would love to get reacquainted.
00:12:20I just want to help, since your husband obviously can't.
00:12:25Oh, hey, dude.
00:12:27You must be Duke, the sponger who waxes Kai's board.
00:12:32I'm Kai's husband.
00:12:37Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
00:12:43Five years.
00:12:45For five years, I protected and loved you.
00:12:48But now I'm starting to see you never really loved me back.
00:12:55I caught your favorite fish myself.
00:12:58And you've been out all day with Chad.
00:13:03You're cold.
00:13:04I can feel the goosebumps on your skin.
00:13:08Hey, don't sweat quick, Maple.
00:13:10I'm tight with Angela.
00:13:11I got your back like a bikini string.
00:13:15Thanks so much, Chad.
00:13:17It's the least I can do.
00:13:19You know, I never forgot you.
00:13:21Maybe I should stay on the island a while and get back in touch.
00:13:26I'm married.
00:13:27You're not going to be this hot forever, Kai.
00:13:30Don't you want a real man who knows what to do with a girl like you?
00:13:34Duke's actually really sweet.
00:13:38Sweet?
00:13:38Yeah.
00:13:39He's a total simp.
00:13:41Dump him or don't.
00:13:44I don't mind being Mr. Steel, your girl.
00:13:53There's an extra board here.
00:13:56It's a gift for you.
00:13:59A fish.
00:14:00This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
00:14:05Duke designed my board himself.
00:14:07You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
00:14:11Plus, this is a quick maple board.
00:14:13That's what Angela wants to see you on.
00:14:17Good point.
00:14:19See you on the beach, boo.
00:14:25Catch any big ones?
00:14:26It was okay.
00:14:27Lots of close outs today.
00:14:29I made dinner.
00:14:29For our anniversary.
00:14:31Our patio's got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
00:14:34Sorry.
00:14:35I ate already.
00:14:43New board?
00:14:44Angela should see me on a quick maple board.
00:14:47A quick maple should build a board for you.
00:14:49Like I did.
00:14:50This fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
00:14:52It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
00:14:54Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing.
00:14:56He won gold.
00:14:57You don't even surf.
00:14:59I know the island's waves.
00:15:00I'll think about it.
00:15:01So you're not hungry, but you've been surfing all day.
00:15:04Are you sore?
00:15:05Do you want a massage?
00:15:13I am sore.
00:15:15I'm going to go in the hot tub.
00:15:16Want some company?
00:15:17No thanks.
00:15:18I'm not in the mood.
00:15:19Too sore.
00:15:40She said she wasn't in the mood, but she really meant she wasn't in the mood for me.
00:15:48Duke?
00:15:52You forgot your towel.
00:15:54Didn't want you to get cold walking back to the house.
00:16:04Aren't you going to say anything?
00:16:06What do you want me to say?
00:16:08Do you even care?
00:16:09Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
00:16:12I care.
00:16:13If you paid attention, you'd know how much.
00:16:16Why did you never learn to surf?
00:16:21I was the best surfer in the world, but your mom cursed me.
00:16:27What does that have to do with anything?
00:16:29Because it's weird.
00:16:31You're like obsessed with surfers.
00:16:34You make custom surfboards.
00:16:36You wear that stupid surfboard necklace.
00:16:39But you can't even surf.
00:16:43That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
00:16:45So you can leech off me.
00:16:48That's why you didn't even react to me screwing that jet and calling it another man's name.
00:16:52Because you don't actually care about anything except using me to get closer to the glory you'll never have.
00:17:00You want me out of your life?
00:17:04Give it a few more days.
00:17:16Nah, bro, you're caking it on.
00:17:18You're going to glue her feet to the board.
00:17:20That's right for cold water like Malibu.
00:17:22On a warm break like ours, soft, thin wax will be greased by noon.
00:17:26This sponger's lecturing a gold medal surfer on wax.
00:17:28Not on wax.
00:17:30On the water I live on.
00:17:35Being a townie who's never left the island isn't something to brag about, Duke.
00:17:43I hoped I'd find you here.
00:17:52She looked pretty good with you yesterday, Chad.
00:17:54Let's see how she looks on her own.
00:17:56Angela, that bikini...
00:17:58It's still being worn by your boss.
00:18:04There she goes.
00:18:12I told her that fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
00:18:15It's purling.
00:18:25See what your garbage waxing did, sponger?
00:18:28It wasn't the wax.
00:18:29It was your board.
00:18:33So it's my fault?
00:18:34I was trying to unlock her power.
00:18:36You've been holding her back.
00:18:37Up.
00:18:42What?
00:18:43I think what you meant to say was...
00:18:45You've been holding her up.
00:18:48You're a pro surfer.
00:18:49Props on that.
00:18:50But I know my island.
00:18:51I know my break.
00:18:54And I know how to kick your ass.
00:18:57You think so?
00:18:58Let's go then.
00:19:08Duke, stop showing off.
00:19:10Chad's a professional athlete.
00:19:11You're a professional stoner.
00:19:12You don't want to fight him.
00:19:17Is that the kind of guy you are?
00:19:18Need to be rescued by your girl?
00:19:22I don't know what happened out there.
00:19:24I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
00:19:25Don't sweat it.
00:19:26The sponsorship's yours.
00:19:27You looked amazing.
00:19:29But I just had an epic wipeout.
00:19:32It's not just about your surfing.
00:19:34You're hot.
00:19:35And you've got a great man behind you.
00:19:40Looking forward to having you both represent Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow.
00:19:48We've got to celebrate my tie.
00:19:50Yes, absolutely.
00:19:52Fix the wax on my new board.
00:19:58She thinks Chad is the great man behind her.
00:20:01One more day and she can have it.
00:20:07I can't believe she gave me the sponsorship, right?
00:20:12After I wiped out.
00:20:13And it's all thanks to you.
00:20:16I'd do anything for you.
00:20:31I'd do anything for you.
00:20:34Why don't you come up to my room and rinse off in the shower.
00:20:37You can borrow a t-shirt too if you want.
00:20:40Yeah.
00:20:41I am really sticky actually.
00:20:43I am really.
00:20:55I am really.
00:21:12First I rode your waves
00:21:15Now I'm going to ride your wife
00:21:23What are you doing?
00:21:27Stop denying yourself
00:21:29You both know you want this
00:21:31Put your clothes on, Chad
00:21:34You first
00:21:38Give me back the towel
00:21:40Come on, it's the least you can do
00:21:42After I got you the sponsorship
00:21:45Please don't do this
00:21:47Don't worry, group
00:21:49Every girl likes it
00:21:50Help! Somebody help me!
00:22:02Ride this
00:22:11How are you so strong?
00:22:18Does it make you feel strong?
00:22:20Taking another man's sloppy seconds
00:22:22That's beta behavior
00:22:25I thought you were a Chad
00:22:27Please
00:22:27I can't breathe
00:22:29What are you doing to him?
00:22:36Enough!
00:22:44What is wrong with you?
00:22:47Me?
00:22:48He was assaulting my wife
00:22:51This is a misunderstanding
00:22:53Really?
00:22:54You were crying for help
00:22:56He spilled a drink on me
00:22:57I was just cleaning up
00:23:01And how did he end up naked?
00:23:02He was just changing
00:23:04You came in at the wrong time
00:23:07Timing, bro
00:23:07It's everything
00:23:08In surfing
00:23:09And in love
00:23:10Can you please just take me home?
00:23:13You can stay here if you want, boo
00:23:17We all need to just chill out
00:23:18Before the expo tomorrow
00:23:20Let's go
00:23:31I shouldn't have slapped you
00:23:36You were being crazy, though
00:23:38I thought you were gonna kill him
00:23:43Do you have anything to say?
00:23:46Why were you in his hotel room?
00:23:50I told you, he spilled a drink
00:23:52I should have been there
00:23:54But instead, you made me
00:23:55If you wanted to come, you should have come
00:23:58You are always doing this
00:23:59You act like a total simp
00:24:01And then bitch and complain
00:24:02When I don't tell you what to do
00:24:03Act like a man for once
00:24:06You used to like that I was kind and giving
00:24:08No
00:24:09I like the way you fucked me that first time
00:24:12I was totally digmatized
00:24:14And I made the biggest mistake of my life
00:24:17That's really how you feel about our marriage?
00:24:23You're a sweet guy, Duke
00:24:25But I need a strong man behind me
00:24:27Not a slacker
00:24:30If you cared to look closer
00:24:32You'd see that the truth is
00:24:34You'd never be this successful without me
00:24:38Get real, Duke
00:24:40I could make my own meals and wax my own board
00:24:43I only let you do it because you're so pathetic
00:24:49I feel bad for you
00:24:51You think I'm just a glorified servant?
00:24:53Like you said, a leech
00:24:55I need a real man
00:24:58Not some stoner, beta, board waxing, sponger
00:25:03All the things you do for me
00:25:04Just make you seem weak
00:25:05How am I supposed to be attracted to you?
00:25:12Then let's get a divorce
00:25:33Oh my god
00:25:49Thank you for saving my life
00:25:50God of the island
00:26:14Where's my surfboard?
00:26:16Looking for this?
00:26:18God of the island?
00:26:21God of the island
00:26:29Whoa there, big boy
00:26:32Give me my board back, sea hag
00:26:34Okay
00:26:50My board
00:26:52How did you do that?
00:26:53You may be immortal
00:26:54But your board isn't
00:26:56I've been saving my magic for years
00:26:58For that one trick
00:26:59I'll never be as powerful as you
00:27:02God of the island
00:27:03But even you can't break my spell
00:27:06Unless you do something for me
00:27:10Marry my daughter
00:27:14Your daughter?
00:27:17I've seduced many sailors in my day
00:27:23One had strong swimmers
00:27:28But I'm immortal
00:27:30If I marry your daughter, she'll age
00:27:32I won't
00:27:33It could never last
00:27:34Five years
00:27:37Look after her for five years
00:27:39Help her find success
00:27:42On your fifth anniversary
00:27:43On your fifth anniversary
00:27:44The spell will break
00:27:45You can surf again
00:27:47And if you love her
00:27:48Reveal your true identity
00:27:54Okay
00:27:57Hey, so this might be weird
00:27:58But your daughter doesn't look
00:28:00Like you, does she?
00:28:04You tell me
00:28:06Go and do it
00:28:08Don'tlet me
00:28:08Watch out
00:28:08Don't profesional
00:28:08You say
00:28:09Oh my goodness
00:28:25Then he can dance
00:28:26Keep me
00:28:27Seem
00:28:28Cha-ta-ts
00:28:29Cha-ta-ts
00:28:29A
00:28:30beiden
00:28:30Cha-ts
00:28:30Pa'
00:28:31Cha-ts
00:28:32Cha-ts
00:28:32Cha-ta-ts
00:28:32Cha-T two
00:28:35Cha-ta-t
00:28:35-at Cha
00:28:35-l GLUJANA
00:28:36I can't believe she's marrying some Sponger simp.
00:28:40I give it six months.
00:28:54We look so cute.
00:28:56I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
00:29:01Someone just commented, Sponger in a stupid shirt.
00:29:05I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
00:29:07I don't. I don't.
00:29:11Spoiler alert, she did care.
00:29:13And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
00:29:15But I made a vow to stay with her for five years,
00:29:18and I was determined to keep that vow, no matter how hard it was.
00:29:22And it was very hard.
00:29:33Kai became one of the top female surfers on Earth.
00:29:38And I've been her loyal supporters.
00:29:45In three days, I get my koa board back, and I can surf again.
00:29:49But until then, my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
00:29:54She loves coconut water.
00:29:56Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
00:30:06Duke.
00:30:08Morning, sunshine.
00:30:10Don't sunshine me.
00:30:12You tracked sand all over the kitchen.
00:30:14That beach life, though, right?
00:30:16What were you even doing out there so early?
00:30:18Getting stoned?
00:30:20Something like that.
00:30:21Unbelievable.
00:30:22I need you on point today.
00:30:24I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of Quick Mapple, might arrive early for the expo.
00:30:28Don't worry, babe.
00:30:29I got you.
00:30:40This is not the brand I like.
00:30:43It's not any brand.
00:30:44It's fresh.
00:30:47How hard is it to get the right brand?
00:30:49Did you forget because you were high?
00:30:52I'll get the kind you like next time.
00:31:01We were happy once.
00:31:04But the honeymoon is over.
00:31:18Oh, my God.
00:31:19That's her.
00:31:20Angela Lee.
00:31:21The single most important person in the world of surfing.
00:31:24No.
00:31:25That's the most important person in the world of surfing.
00:31:30That old guy?
00:31:31Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
00:31:32He's the real power.
00:31:34Started Quick Mapple as a surf shack in Malibu
00:31:35and grew it into the most important surf brand on Earth.
00:31:40Oh, no.
00:31:41Oh, no.
00:31:43Oh, I gotta go.
00:31:53Oh, no.
00:31:54Oh, no.
00:31:57Oh, no.
00:31:59Oh, no.
00:32:00Oh, no.
00:32:01Oh, no.
00:32:03Oh, no.
00:32:05Oh, no.
00:32:07Oh, no.
00:32:07Oh, no.
00:32:08Oh, no.
00:32:10Oh, no.
00:32:12Oh, no.
00:32:12Oh, no.
00:32:12Oh, no.
00:32:27He's here!
00:32:45Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
00:32:48Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
00:32:53Thank you for saving my life.
00:33:09You're the god of the island.
00:33:11Please, no one can know my identity.
00:33:13Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
00:33:16Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
00:33:20Anything.
00:33:24My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world, and her sponsor just went bankrupt.
00:33:30Angela!
00:33:35Your leg!
00:33:36It's completely healed!
00:33:39Did you do this?
00:33:40I wish I had healing powers.
00:33:43I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad.
00:33:47He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
00:33:50Well, thank you for helping.
00:33:52He needs our help, too.
00:33:54His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
00:33:56Wife?
00:33:57Don't worry, she's one hell of a surfer.
00:34:08Hey, Kai.
00:34:09Remember Chad from high school?
00:34:12How could she forget?
00:34:13If he hadn't dumped her to move to LA and become an Olympic gold medal surfer,
00:34:16she wouldn't have settled for that burnout sponger duke.
00:34:24Chad was my past.
00:34:26Yeah, the one that got away.
00:34:29He was so hot and strong.
00:34:33God, I bet he could pick you up and flip you around.
00:34:38He could turn every girl into a spinner.
00:34:40You guys!
00:34:42If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back, what would you say?
00:34:48Well, I am married, and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
00:34:52Hey, ladies.
00:34:55Kai, we should get going.
00:34:59Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something? Jealous much?
00:35:05I'm not ready to go yet.
00:35:07Did you forget?
00:35:08Forget what?
00:35:10We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
00:35:13The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for today.
00:35:19I can't. Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
00:35:24Don't worry about that. You're going to get the quick maple sponsorship.
00:35:28What would you know about it?
00:35:34No way, bro. Is it really him?
00:35:36Oh my god, these abs look hard as rocks.
00:35:39I'd like to see what's under those board shorts.
00:35:50Chad?
00:35:53Hey, boo. I'm in town for the expo.
00:35:56You knew he'd be here, but you didn't want to spoil the surprise.
00:36:03Bring it in for the real thing.
00:36:16Chad, can you sign my board?
00:36:18Are you going to win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
00:36:21Duh. Of course I am.
00:36:23He's even hotter in person.
00:36:25She used to date him.
00:36:28Used to?
00:36:29How could you let a guy like that get away?
00:36:33So are we going to catch some waves or what, boo?
00:36:37I really think Angela should see me surf.
00:36:39And Chad is already sponsored by them, so it would help to see us together.
00:36:43For branding. You don't mind, right?
00:36:45No worries. We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
00:36:50Let's go.
00:37:00Look at them. They're perfect together.
00:37:02So amazing. Made for each other.
00:37:14So which one is your wife?
00:37:17The one on the board with Chad?
00:37:20Interesting. She's good. Really good.
00:37:22She's the best.
00:37:27You know, Quick Maple sponsors me.
00:37:29Yeah?
00:37:29I can help you get a sponsorship too.
00:37:32Thank you, Chad. But I can handle it. I'm a big girl.
00:37:41I know exactly what kind of girl you are.
00:37:43I know every single part of you and would love to get reacquainted.
00:37:47I just want to help, since your husband obviously can't.
00:37:53Oh, hey, dude. You must be Duke, the sponger who waxes Kai's board.
00:38:00I'm Kai's husband.
00:38:04Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
00:38:11You're cold. I can feel the goosebumps on your skin.
00:38:11Five years.
00:38:11Five years. For five years, I protected and loved you.
00:38:15But now I'm starting to see you never really loved me back.
00:38:22I caught your favorite fish myself.
00:38:26And you've been out all day with Chad.
00:38:30You're cold. I can feel the goosebumps on your skin.
00:38:35Hey, don't sweat quick, Maple. I'm tight with Angela.
00:38:38I got your back like a bikini string.
00:38:42Thanks so much, Chad.
00:38:44It's the least I can do.
00:38:46You know, I never forgot you.
00:38:48Maybe I should stay on the island a while and get back in touch.
00:38:53I'm married.
00:38:54You're not going to be this hot forever, Kai.
00:38:57Don't you want a real man who knows what to do with a girl like you?
00:39:01It's actually really sweet.
00:39:05Sweet. Yeah.
00:39:06He's a total simp.
00:39:08Dump him or don't.
00:39:11I don't mind being Mr. Steel, your girl.
00:39:20There's an extra board here.
00:39:23It's a gift for you.
00:39:26A fish.
00:39:27This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
00:39:32Duke designed my board himself.
00:39:34You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
00:39:38Plus, this is a quick maple board.
00:39:40That's what Angela wants to see you on.
00:39:44Good point. Thank you.
00:39:46See you on the beach, boo.
00:39:52Catch any big ones?
00:39:53It was okay. Lots of close outs today.
00:39:56I made dinner for our anniversary.
00:39:58Our patio's got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
00:40:02Sorry, I ate already.
00:40:10New board?
00:40:11Angela should see me on a quick maple board.
00:40:14A quick maple should build a board for you, like I did.
00:40:17This fish can't make the drop on a barrel. It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
00:40:21Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing. He won gold. You don't even surf.
00:40:26I know the island's waves.
00:40:28I'll think about it.
00:40:29So you're not hungry, but you've been surfing all day. Are you sore? Do you want a massage?
00:40:41I am sore. I'm gonna go in the hot tub.
00:40:43Want some company?
00:40:45No, thanks. I'm not in the mood. Too sore.
00:41:03Oh, Chad. Yes, Chad.
00:41:08She said she wasn't in the mood, but she really meant she wasn't in the mood for me.
00:41:15Duke?
00:41:19You forgot your towel. Didn't want you to get cold walking back to the house.
00:41:31Aren't you gonna say anything?
00:41:33What do you want me to say?
00:41:35Do you even care? Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
00:41:38I care. If you paid attention, you'd know how much.
00:41:43Why did you never learn to surf?
00:41:48I was the best surfer in the world when your mom cursed me.
00:41:54What does that have to do with anything?
00:41:57Because it's weird. You're like obsessed with surfers. You make custom surfboards,
00:42:04you wear that stupid surfboard necklace, but you can't even surf.
00:42:10That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
00:42:12So you can leech off me.
00:42:15That's why you didn't even react to me screwing that jet and calling it another man's name.
00:42:19Because you don't actually care about anything except using me to get closer to
00:42:23the glory you'll never have.
00:42:27You want me out of your life?
00:42:32Give it a few more days.
00:42:43Nah, bro, you're caking it on.
00:42:46You're gonna glue her feet to the board.
00:42:47That's right for cold water like Malibu.
00:42:49On a warm break like ours, soft thin wax will be greased by noon.
00:42:53This sponger's lecturing a gold medal surfer on wax?
00:42:56Not on wax, on the water I live on.
00:43:03Being a townie who's never left the island isn't something to brag about, Duke.
00:43:10I hoped I'd find you here.
00:43:19She looked pretty good with you yesterday, Chad.
00:43:22Let's see how she looks on her own.
00:43:23Angela, that bikini.
00:43:25She's still being worn by your boss.
00:43:31There she goes.
00:43:39I told her that fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
00:43:42It's purling.
00:43:53See what your garbage waxing did, sponger?
00:43:55It wasn't the wax.
00:43:56It was your board.
00:44:00So it's my fault?
00:44:01I was trying to unlock her power.
00:44:03You've been holding her back.
00:44:04Up.
00:44:09What?
00:44:10I think what you meant to say was, you've been holding her up.
00:44:15You're a pro surfer, props on that.
00:44:17But I know my island.
00:44:18I know my break.
00:44:22And I know how to kick your ass.
00:44:24You think so?
00:44:25Let's go then.
00:44:35Duke, stop showing off.
00:44:37Chad's a professional athlete.
00:44:39You're a professional stoner.
00:44:40You don't want to fight him.
00:44:44Is that the kind of guy you are?
00:44:46Need to be rescued by your girl?
00:44:49I don't know what happened out there.
00:44:51I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
00:44:53Don't sweat it.
00:44:53The sponsorship's yours.
00:44:55You looked amazing.
00:44:56But I just had an epic wipeout.
00:44:59It's not just about your surfing.
00:45:01You're hot, and you've got a great man behind you.
00:45:07Looking forward to having you both represent Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow.
00:45:14We've got to celebrate my tie.
00:45:17Yes, absolutely.
00:45:19Fix the wax on my new board.
00:45:25She thinks Chad is the great man behind her.
00:45:28One more day, and she can have it.
00:45:34I can't believe she gave me the sponsorship, right?
00:45:39After I wiped out.
00:45:41And it's all thanks to you.
00:45:43I'd do anything for you.
00:45:58Oh no, you're going to be so sticky.
00:46:01Why don't you come up to my room and rinse off in the shower?
00:46:05You can borrow a t-shirt too if you want.
00:46:08Yeah, I am really sticky actually.
00:46:40First I rode your waves.
00:46:42Now I'm going to ride your wife.
00:46:50What are you doing?
00:46:54Stop denying yourself.
00:46:56We both know you want this.
00:46:59Put your clothes on, Chad.
00:47:01You first.
00:47:06Give me back the towel, Chad.
00:47:08Come on, it's the least you can do.
00:47:09After I got you the sponsorship.
00:47:13Please don't do this.
00:47:14Don't worry, boo.
00:47:16Every girl likes it in the end.
00:47:17Help!
00:47:18Somebody help me!
00:47:29Ride this.
00:47:38How are you so strong?
00:47:45Does it make you feel strong?
00:47:47Taking another man's sloppy seconds?
00:47:50That's beta behavior.
00:47:52I thought you were a Chad.
00:47:54Please.
00:47:55I can't breathe.
00:47:57What are you doing to him?
00:48:11What is wrong with you?
00:48:14Me?
00:48:15He was assaulting my wife.
00:48:18This is a misunderstanding.
00:48:20Really?
00:48:21You were crying for help.
00:48:23He spilled a drink on me.
00:48:24I was just cleaning up.
00:48:28And how did he end up naked?
00:48:30He was just changing.
00:48:31You came in at the wrong time.
00:48:34Timing, bro.
00:48:35It's everything.
00:48:36In surfing and in love.
00:48:38Can you please just take me home?
00:48:40You can stay here if you want, boo.
00:48:44We all need to just chill out before the expo tomorrow.
00:48:47Let's go.
00:48:59I shouldn't have slapped you.
00:49:04You were being crazy though.
00:49:06I thought you were going to kill him.
00:49:11Do you have anything to say?
00:49:13Why were you in his hotel room?
00:49:17I told you, he spilled a drink.
00:49:19I should have been there.
00:49:21But instead, you made me-
00:49:23If you wanted to come, you should have come.
00:49:25You are always doing this.
00:49:27You act like a total simp and then bitch and complain when I don't tell you what to do.
00:49:30Act like a man for once.
00:49:33You used to like that I was kind and giving.
00:49:36No.
00:49:37I like the way you fucked me that first time.
00:49:39I was totally digmatized and I made the biggest mistake of my life.
00:49:44That's really how you feel about our marriage?
00:49:50You're a sweet guy, Duke.
00:49:52But I need a strong man behind me, not a slacker.
00:49:58If you cared to look closer, you'd see that the truth is, you'd never be this successful without me.
00:50:06Get real, Duke.
00:50:07I could make my own meals and wax my own board.
00:50:10I only let you do it because you're so pathetic.
00:50:16I feel bad for you.
00:50:18You think I'm just a glorified servant?
00:50:20Like you said, a leech.
00:50:23I need a real man.
00:50:25Not some stoner, beta, board waxing, sponger.
00:50:30All the things you do for me just make you seem weak.
00:50:32How am I supposed to be attracted to you?
00:50:39Then let's get a divorce.
00:50:57Oh my god.
00:51:13Thank you for saving my life, god of the island.
00:51:38Where's my surfboard?
00:51:41Looking for this, god of the island?
00:51:53Whoa there, big boy.
00:51:56Give me my board back, sea hag.
00:51:59Okay.
00:52:14My board.
00:52:16How did you do that?
00:52:18You may be immortal, but your board isn't.
00:52:20I've been saving my magic for years for that one trick.
00:52:24I'll never be as powerful as you, god of the island.
00:52:27But even you can't break my spell unless you do something for me.
00:52:34Marry my daughter.
00:52:38Your daughter?
00:52:41I've seduced many sailors in my day.
00:52:47One had strong swimmers.
00:52:52But I'm immortal.
00:52:54If I marry your daughter, she'll age.
00:52:57I won't.
00:52:57It could never last.
00:52:59Five years.
00:53:02Look after her for five years.
00:53:04Help her find success.
00:53:06On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
00:53:09You can surf again.
00:53:11And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
00:53:18Okay.
00:53:21Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
00:53:28Tell me.
00:53:29You tell me.
00:53:37She asks.
00:53:43You tell me.よ
00:53:44Right.
00:53:46You tell
00:53:46me. Oh no.
00:53:48Hello. See
00:53:51you next
00:53:52time. Over.RO
00:53:55I, went
00:53:56Woo! I, went to
00:53:56We're first time. I'm
00:54:00I can't believe she's marrying some sponge or simp.
00:54:04I give it six months.
00:54:18We look so cute.
00:54:21I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
00:54:25Someone just commented, Sponger in a stupid shirt.
00:54:29I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
00:54:32I don't. I don't.
00:54:35Spoiler alert, she did care.
00:54:37And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
00:54:39But I made a vow to stay with her for five years,
00:54:42and I was determined to keep that vow, no matter how hard it was.
00:54:46And it was very hard.
00:54:57Kai became one of the top female surfers on Earth.
00:55:02And I've been her loyal supporter.
00:55:09In three days, I get my koa board back, and I can surf again.
00:55:13But until then, my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
00:55:18She loves coconut water.
00:55:20Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
00:55:30Duke.
00:55:32Morning, sunshine.
00:55:34Don't sunshine me.
00:55:36You tracked sand all over the kitchen.
00:55:38That beach life, though, right?
00:55:40What were you even doing out there so early?
00:55:42Getting stoned?
00:55:44Something like that.
00:55:45Unbelievable.
00:55:46I need you on point today.
00:55:48I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of Quick Mapple, might arrive early for the expo.
00:55:52Don't worry, babe.
00:55:54I got you.
00:56:05This is not the brand I like.
00:56:08It's not any brand.
00:56:09It's fresh.
00:56:11How hard is it to get the right brand?
00:56:13Did you forget because you were high?
00:56:16I'll get the kind you like next time.
00:56:25We were happy once.
00:56:28But the honeymoon is over.
00:56:42Oh, my God.
00:56:43That's her.
00:56:44Angela Lee.
00:56:45The single most important person in the world of surfing.
00:56:49No.
00:56:49That's the most important person in the world of surfing.
00:56:54That old guy?
00:56:55Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
00:56:56He's the real power.
00:56:58Started Quick Maple as a surf shack in Malibu and grew it into the most important surf brand on Earth.
00:57:04Oh, no.
00:57:07Oh.
00:57:08I gotta go.
00:57:22Dad, no!
00:57:22Dad, no!
00:57:24Dad!
00:57:24Dad, no!
00:57:25Dad!
00:57:27Dad, no!
00:57:27Dad, no!
00:57:51He's here!
00:58:09Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
00:58:13Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
00:58:17Thank you for saving my life.
00:58:33You're the god of the island.
00:58:35Please, no one can know my identity.
00:58:37Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
00:58:40Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
00:58:44Anything.
00:58:48My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world.
00:58:52And her sponsor just went bankrupt.
00:58:54Angela!
00:58:59Your leg! It's completely healed!
00:59:03Did you do this?
00:59:04I wish I had healing powers.
00:59:07I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad.
00:59:11He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
00:59:14Well, thank you for helping.
00:59:16He needs our help too.
00:59:18His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
00:59:21Wife?
00:59:21Don't worry, she's one hell of a surfer.
00:59:32Hey, Kaikua, remember Chad from high school?
00:59:36How could she forget?
00:59:37If he hadn't dumped her to move to LA and become an Olympic gold medal surfer, she wouldn't have settled
00:59:42for that burnout sponger duke.
00:59:48Chad was my past.
00:59:49Yeah, the one that got away.
00:59:53He was so hot.
00:59:56And strong.
00:59:57God, I bet he could pick you up and flip you around.
01:00:02He could turn every girl into a spinner.
01:00:04You guys!
01:00:06If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back, what would you say?
01:00:12Well, I am married.
01:00:14And I haven't seen Chad since high school.
01:00:16Hey ladies.
01:00:19Kai, we should get going.
01:00:23Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
01:00:26Jealous much?
01:00:29I'm not ready to go yet.
01:00:31Did you forget?
01:00:32Forget what?
01:00:34We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
01:00:37The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for today.
01:00:43I can't. Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
01:00:48Don't worry about that.
01:00:50You're going to get the quick maple sponsorship.
01:00:53What would you know about it?
01:00:58No way bro, is it really him?
01:01:00Oh my god, his abs look hard as rocks.
01:01:03I'd like to see what's under those board shorts.
01:01:14Chad?
01:01:17Hey Boo, I'm in town for the expo.
01:01:20You knew he'd be here.
01:01:22But we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
01:01:27Bring it in for the real thing.
01:01:40Chad, can you sign my board?
01:01:42Are you going to win gold at home in 2028 Chad?
01:01:45Duh. Of course I am.
01:01:47He's even hotter in person.
01:01:50She used to date him.
01:01:52Used to?
01:01:54How could you let a guy like that get away?
01:01:57So are we going to catch some waves or what Boo?
01:02:01I really think Angela should see me surf.
01:02:03And Chad is already sponsored by them, so it would help to see us together.
01:02:07For branding. You don't mind right?
01:02:09No worries. We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
01:02:14Let's go.
01:02:24Look at them. They're perfect together.
01:02:26So amazing. Made for each other.
01:02:38So which one is your wife?
01:02:41The one on the board with Chad?
01:02:43Interesting.
01:02:44She's good. Really good.
01:02:46She's the best.
01:02:51You know, Quick Maple sponsors me.
01:02:53Yeah?
01:02:54I can help you get a sponsorship too.
01:02:56Thank you, Chad.
01:02:58But I can handle it.
01:02:59I'm a big girl.
01:03:05I know exactly what kind of girl you are.
01:03:07I know every single part of you.
01:03:09And would love to get reacquainted.
01:03:12I just want to help, since your husband obviously can't.
01:03:17Oh, hey dude.
01:03:18You must be Duke.
01:03:19The sponger who waxes Kai's board?
01:03:24I'm Kai's husband.
01:03:28You want to go grab Kai's board for us?
01:03:35Five years.
01:03:36For five years, I protected and loved you.
01:03:39But now I'm starting to see, you never really loved me back.
01:03:46I caught your favorite fish myself.
01:03:50And you've been out all day with Chad.
01:03:55You're cold.
01:03:56I can feel the goosebumps on your skin.
01:04:00Hey, don't sweat quick, Maple.
01:04:01I'm tight with Angela.
01:04:03I got your back like a bikini string.
01:04:06Thanks so much, Chad.
01:04:08It's the least I can do.
01:04:10You know, I never forgot you.
01:04:12Maybe I should stay on the island a while and get back in touch.
01:04:17I'm married.
01:04:19You're not going to be this hot forever, Kai.
01:04:21Don't you want a real man who knows what to do with a girl like you?
01:04:26Duke's actually really sweet.
01:04:29Sweet.
01:04:30Yeah.
01:04:31He's a total simp.
01:04:32Dump him.
01:04:33Or don't.
01:04:35I don't mind being Mr. Steel, your girl.
01:04:45There's an extra board here.
01:04:47It's a gift for you.
01:04:50A fish.
01:04:52This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
01:04:56Duke designed my board himself.
01:04:58You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
01:05:02Plus, this is a quick maple board.
01:05:05That's what Angela wants to see you on.
01:05:08Good point.
01:05:11See you on the beach, boo.
01:05:16Catch any big ones?
01:05:17It was okay.
01:05:19Lots of close outs today.
01:05:20I made dinner.
01:05:21For our anniversary.
01:05:23Our patios got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
01:05:26Sorry, I ate already.
01:05:34New board?
01:05:36Angela should see me on a quick maple board.
01:05:39A quick maple should build a board for you.
01:05:40Like I did.
01:05:42This fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
01:05:44It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
01:05:45Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing.
01:05:48He won gold.
01:05:49You don't even surf.
01:05:50I know the island's waves.
01:05:52I'll think about it.
01:05:53So you're not hungry, but you've been surfing all day.
01:05:55Are you sore?
01:05:56Do you want a massage?
01:06:05I am sore.
01:06:06I'm gonna go in the hot tub.
01:06:07Want some company?
01:06:09No, thanks.
01:06:10I'm not in the mood.
01:06:11Too sore.
01:06:27Oh, Chad.
01:06:29Yes, Chad.
01:06:32She said she wasn't in the mood,
01:06:34but she really meant she wasn't in the mood for me.
01:06:39Duke?
01:06:44You forgot your towel.
01:06:45Didn't want you to get cold walking back to the house.
01:06:56Aren't you gonna say anything?
01:06:57What do you want me to say?
01:06:59Do you even care?
01:07:00Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
01:07:03I care.
01:07:04If you paid attention, you'd know how much.
01:07:07Why did you never learn to surf?
01:07:12I was the best surfer in the world.
01:07:15But your mom cursed me.
01:07:19What does that have to do with anything?
01:07:21Because it's weird.
01:07:23You're like obsessed with surfers.
01:07:26You make custom surfboards.
01:07:28You wear that stupid surfboard necklace.
01:07:31But you can't even surf.
01:07:34That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
01:07:36So you can leech off me.
01:07:39That's why you didn't even react to me screwing that jet
01:07:42and calling it another man's name.
01:07:43Because you don't actually care about anything
01:07:45except using me to get closer to the glory you'll never have.
01:07:51You want me out of your life?
01:07:56Give it a few more days.
01:08:07Nah, bro, you're caking it on.
01:08:10You're gonna glue her feet to the board.
01:08:12That's right for cold water like Malibu.
01:08:13On a warm break like ours,
01:08:15soft thin wax will be greased by noon.
01:08:17This sponger's lecturing a gold metal surfer on wax?
01:08:20Not on wax.
01:08:21On the water I live on.
01:08:27Being a townie who's never left the island
01:08:29isn't something to brag about, Duke.
01:08:35I hoped I'd find you here.
01:08:43She looked pretty good with you yesterday, Chad.
01:08:46Let's see how she looks on her own.
01:08:48Angela, that bikini-
01:08:49Still being warned by your boss.
01:08:55There she goes.
01:09:03I told her that fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
01:09:06It's purling.
01:09:09No!
01:09:17See what your garbage waxing did, sponger?
01:09:20It wasn't the wax.
01:09:21It was your board.
01:09:24So it's my fault?
01:09:25I was trying to unlock her power.
01:09:27You've been holding her back.
01:09:29Up.
01:09:33What?
01:09:34I think what you meant to say was,
01:09:37you've been holding her up.
01:09:39You're a pro surfer, props on that.
01:09:41But I know my island.
01:09:43I know my break.
01:09:46And I know how to kick your ass.
01:09:48You think so?
01:09:49Well, let's go then.
01:10:00Duke, stop showing off.
01:10:01Chad's a professional athlete.
01:10:03You're a professional stoner.
01:10:04You don't want to fight him.
01:10:08Is that the kind of guy you are?
01:10:10Need to be rescued by your girl?
01:10:14I don't know what happened out there.
01:10:15I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
01:10:17Don't sweat it.
01:10:18The sponsorship's yours.
01:10:19You looked amazing.
01:10:20But I just had an epic wipeout.
01:10:23It's not just about your surfing.
01:10:25You're hot.
01:10:26And you've got a great man behind you.
01:10:31Looking forward to having you both represent Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow.
01:10:39We've got to celebrate Mai Tai.
01:10:42Yes, absolutely.
01:10:43Fix the wax on my new board.
01:10:49She thinks Chad is the great man behind her.
01:10:52One more day, and she can have it.
01:10:59I can't believe she gave me the sponsorship, right?
01:11:03After I wiped out.
01:11:05And it's all thanks to you.
01:11:07I'd do anything for you.
01:11:22Oh, no.
01:11:23You're gonna be so sticky.
01:11:26Why don't you come up to my room and rinse off in the shower?
01:11:29You can borrow a t-shirt, too, if you want.
01:11:31Yeah.
01:11:32I am really sticky, actually.
01:12:04First I rode your waves.
01:12:06Now I'm gonna ride your wife.
01:12:15What are you doing?
01:12:18Stop denying yourself.
01:12:21You both know you want this.
01:12:23Put your clothes on, Chad.
01:12:26You first.
01:12:30Give me back the towel, Chad.
01:12:32Come on.
01:12:33It's the least you can do.
01:12:34After I got you the sponsorship.
01:12:37Please don't do this.
01:12:38Don't worry, group.
01:12:40Every girl likes it in the end.
01:12:41Help!
01:12:43Somebody help me!
01:12:44Help!
01:12:45Help!
01:12:52Ride this.
01:13:02How are you so strong?
01:13:09Does it make you feel strong?
01:13:12Taking another man's sloppy seconds?
01:13:14That's beta behavior.
01:13:17I thought you were a Chad.
01:13:18Please.
01:13:19I can't breathe.
01:13:21What are you doing to him?
01:13:28Enough!
01:13:28Stop!
01:13:35What is wrong with you?
01:13:38Me?
01:13:39He was assaulting my wife.
01:13:42This is a misunderstanding.
01:13:44Really?
01:13:46You were crying for help.
01:13:47He spilled a drink on me.
01:13:49I was just cleaning up.
01:13:52And how did he end up naked?
01:13:54He was just changing.
01:13:55You came in at the wrong time.
01:13:58Timing, bro.
01:13:59It's everything.
01:14:00In surfing and in love.
01:14:02Can you please just take me home?
01:14:04You can stay here if you want, boo.
01:14:08We all need to just chill out before the expo tomorrow.
01:14:11Let's go.
01:14:23I shouldn't have slapped you.
01:14:28You were being crazy, though.
01:14:30I thought you were gonna kill him.
01:14:35Do you have anything to say?
01:14:37Why were you in his hotel room?
01:14:41I told you, he spilled a drink.
01:14:43I should have been there.
01:14:45But instead, you made me-
01:14:47If you wanted to come, you should have come!
01:14:49You are always doing this.
01:14:51You act like a total simp and then bitch and complain when I don't tell you what to do.
01:14:54Act like a man for once!
01:14:57You used to like that I was kind and giving.
01:15:00No.
01:15:01I like the way you fucked me that first time.
01:15:03I was totally digmatized and I made the biggest mistake of my life.
01:15:09That's really how you feel about our marriage?
01:15:15You're a sweet guy, Duke.
01:15:16But I need a strong man behind me, not a slacker.
01:15:22If you cared to look closer, you'd see that the truth is, you'd never be this successful without me.
01:15:30Get real, Duke.
01:15:32I could make my own meals and wax my own board.
01:15:35I only let you do it because you're so pathetic.
01:15:40I feel bad for you.
01:15:42You think I'm just a glorified servant?
01:15:45Like you said, a leech.
01:15:47I need a real man.
01:15:49Not some stoner, beta, board waxing, sponger.
01:15:54All the things you do for me just make you seem weak.
01:15:57How am I supposed to be attracted to you?
01:16:03Then let's get a divorce.
01:16:04Then let's get a divorce.
01:16:05I'll do this.
01:16:05After this.
01:16:10Do it.
01:16:11I don't know.
01:16:13There's no divorce.
01:16:13I won't.
01:16:16I'll do it.
01:16:16There's no divorce.
01:16:18Would I help you guys for your life?
01:16:18You're sick.
01:16:18You