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Zoey has a secret weapon: a magical Ghosting Spray that makes unwanted people vanish from women’s lives. Every terrible date or toxic ex she sprays gets sent to a mysterious "Ghosters Anonymous" support group to fix their worst traits! But playing judge and jury isn't easy when you're running from your own shadows. Will Zoey's newfound power finally bring her peace, or will it backfire completely?
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Zoey has a secret weapon: a magical Ghosting Spray that makes unwanted people vanish from women’s lives. Every terrible date or toxic ex she sprays gets sent to a mysterious "Ghosters Anonymous" support group to fix their worst traits! But playing judge and jury isn't easy when you're running from your own shadows. Will Zoey's newfound power finally bring her peace, or will it backfire completely?
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00:00:04You
00:00:04Can't wait to see your hot stuff. Oh, where's something hot? Good morning
00:00:10We still on for tonight
00:00:13Hey got off work
00:00:21I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life, but this isn't one of
00:00:27those times
00:00:30Oh
00:00:43Miss are you ready to order yes a few more minutes, please
00:00:48An hour I've been sitting here for an hour
00:00:55Hey, it's Josh's voicemail. Sorry. I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up
00:01:00Go touch some grass
00:01:06In modern dating getting ghosted can make you feel
00:01:13No worse it can make you feel like you simply
00:01:17Don't exist
00:01:18Forget about Josh, babe. Yeah, ghosts or she go to hell. I have an idea to cheer you up
00:01:23You're coming to the party with us tonight. I don't know
00:01:26I think I'm gonna stay in read a book and never go on another date
00:01:31What?
00:01:33Why is it doing that? I have no idea
00:01:36I have no idea
00:02:04D.Va. Period. Let's go to the party. This is coming with us.
00:02:20You can bro, it's gonna be weird. Yeah, alright, I'll catch y'all, I'll catch y'all. Hey, what's up?
00:02:35Oh, my bad, bro.
00:02:45Yo, Zoe. My bad about your face. You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
00:02:53You're still on that bro, chill. All I did was ghost you. Don't touch me.
00:02:58How about this? We run it back. Run it back?
00:03:02Yeah, and I'll give you backstage passes to my next set.
00:03:06Please stop talking. Ooh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
00:03:09How about you bring your hottest friends, we get you VIP, we get you all backstage.
00:03:13Miss Meg, stop talking!
00:03:17What the fuck?
00:03:23Did you just? Did he just?
00:03:33Bro, where am I?
00:03:38Welcome!
00:03:47Let's get started.
00:03:54I can't believe you killed him. He's dead.
00:03:56And that's a bad thing because...
00:03:58He's not dead, okay? I didn't kill him, come on.
00:04:00Okay, then what happened? Because you sprayed him as a joke and then poof, he just disappeared into thin air
00:04:05so I don't even know...
00:04:06Hold on. I'ma try it.
00:04:08Wait!
00:04:08Wait!
00:04:14We look good!
00:04:15Good!
00:04:16Good!
00:04:18Yeah, we look good!
00:04:20Good!
00:04:21Good!
00:04:22Yeah, we look good!
00:04:24I'm... still here!
00:04:26And your face looks frickin' perfect.
00:04:28Drop-dead gorgeous.
00:04:32Maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters.
00:04:36Holy ghosting shit.
00:04:39To all the baddies. Hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster. One night only.
00:04:57As I was saying, it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com, but the way I'll be playing the
00:05:02male lead,
00:05:02I'll be giving it layers that no one's ever seen before.
00:05:06Are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up?
00:05:10What are you talking about?
00:05:11Delilah says hi. And bye.
00:05:40My baby? My sweet? She meant nothing to me. My fangs? Only thirst for you. You're my one in...
00:05:53Hey sexy. Who'd you come here with? I bet your blood tastes delicious.
00:06:00Oh honey, watch your step. I don't want you falling for me and getting wet.
00:06:05Oh really?
00:06:17You stupid pathetic girls! Do not spend time my costumers!
00:06:22It's made in a town, in a city in Italy you can't even pronounce!
00:06:26No! No more excuses.
00:06:36Let's welcome our new member, Conrad from Finance.
00:06:45Hello, Conrad from Finance.
00:06:48Oh God.
00:06:50Yo, hey lady. I need to get back to my shareholders, alright?
00:06:54You're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs.
00:07:00Oh God. You sound just like her.
00:07:03Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
00:07:07The problem is, the world hates to see young guys, young men like me be successful and secure.
00:07:15Quiet!
00:07:17Repeat after me.
00:07:20Other people's feelings are valid.
00:07:35This Halloween, serial ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are celebrating?
00:07:41And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media.
00:07:46Where on the street is, they can ghost your ex with a special spray.
00:07:50The whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known.
00:07:57That's not love bombing, that's like being romantic.
00:08:00Speaking of, you are gorgeous.
00:08:03I never believed in love at first sight, but looking at you now, I don't know how...
00:08:13Zoe!
00:08:18Did you ghost me?
00:08:19Josh?
00:08:21Did you ghost me?
00:08:23What?
00:08:24Wow!
00:08:25Really, you got nothing.
00:08:26After you just ghosted me.
00:08:27I mean...
00:08:28Zoe, come on, you're better than this.
00:08:29Josh, I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour.
00:08:32I was gonna show up, okay?
00:08:34I...
00:08:35My phone died.
00:08:36For the whole day?
00:08:38Why are you making this such a big deal?
00:08:41Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
00:08:44Oh, what were you going through?
00:08:46I...
00:08:48You know what?
00:08:49That's actually not the point.
00:08:51The point is, you're being selfish.
00:08:53A second chance, it's the least I deserve, Zoe.
00:08:56Come on, I didn't even do anything wrong.
00:08:58I can change.
00:09:07Maybe you will, Josh.
00:09:11I just really don't give up.
00:09:14Whoa!
00:09:15What the...
00:09:16What the...
00:09:20What the...
00:09:20What the...
00:09:21What the...
00:09:21What the...
00:09:23What the...
00:09:24Repeat after me.
00:09:25I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
00:09:31I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
00:09:36Good!
00:09:38Now, let's all welcome our newest member.
00:09:43Josh.
00:09:50Hi, Josh.
00:09:52Josh!
00:09:54Josh!
00:09:57Josh!
00:10:00dealing with your emotional pain.
00:10:10Just doing нравingo withального suicidalDonok
00:10:43There's something hot.
00:10:44Good morning.
00:10:47We still on for tonight?
00:10:51Hey, got off work.
00:10:58I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
00:11:04But this isn't one of those times.
00:11:20Miss, are you ready to order yet?
00:11:22Just a few more minutes, please.
00:11:26An hour.
00:11:27I've been sitting here for an hour.
00:11:32Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
00:11:34I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
00:11:37Go touch some grass.
00:11:44In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
00:11:49No.
00:11:50No, worse.
00:11:52It can make you feel like you simply don't exist.
00:11:56Forget about Josh, babe.
00:11:58Yeah, ghost or she go to hell.
00:12:00I have an idea to cheer you up.
00:12:01You're coming to the party with us tonight.
00:12:03I don't know.
00:12:04I think I'm gonna stay in, read a book, and never go on another date.
00:12:09What?
00:12:11Why is it doing that?
00:12:13I have no idea.
00:12:41D.Va.
00:12:42Period.
00:12:44Let's go to the party.
00:12:46This is coming with us.
00:12:56Hey!
00:12:59Yeah, alright, I'll catch y'all, I'll catch y'all.
00:13:02Hey, what's up?
00:13:08Oh!
00:13:12Oh, my bad, bro.
00:13:23Yo, Zoe.
00:13:26My bad about your face.
00:13:28You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
00:13:30You're still on that, bro.
00:13:32Chill.
00:13:33All I did was ghost you.
00:13:35Don't touch me.
00:13:36How about this?
00:13:37We run it back.
00:13:38Run it back?
00:13:39Yeah!
00:13:40And I give you backstage passes to my next set.
00:13:43Please stop talking.
00:13:44Ooh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
00:13:46How about you bring your hottest friends?
00:13:48We get you VIP.
00:13:50We get you all backstage-
00:13:51I said!
00:13:52Stop talking!
00:13:55What the fuck?!
00:13:58Oh!
00:14:01Charlie!
00:14:02Did you just...
00:14:03Did...
00:14:04he just...
00:14:05Ergh!
00:14:11Bro, where am I??
00:14:14Gary!
00:14:15Welcome!
00:14:24let's get started
00:14:31i can't believe you killed him he's dead and that's a bad thing because he's not dead okay
00:14:36i didn't kill him come on okay then well what happened because you sprayed him as a joke and
00:14:40then poof he just disappeared into thin air so i don't even know i'm gonna try it
00:15:01i'm still here and your face looks freaking perfect drop-dead gorgeous
00:15:09maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters
00:15:14holy ghosting shit
00:15:17to all the baddies hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster one night only
00:15:34as i was saying it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com but the way i'll be playing
00:15:39the male lead be giving it layers that no one's ever seen before
00:15:44are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up
00:15:47what are you talking about delilah says hi
00:16:16my baby my sweet
00:16:19she meant nothing to me my things only thirst for you you're my one in
00:16:30hey sexy who'd you come here with i bet your blood tastes delicious
00:16:37oh honey watch your step i don't want you falling for me and getting wet
00:16:42nah yeah really
00:16:44i don't want you
00:17:14Let's welcome our new member, Conrad from Finance.
00:17:23Hello, Conrad from Finance.
00:17:26Oh, God.
00:17:28Yo, hey, lady. I need to get back to my shareholders, alright?
00:17:32You're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs.
00:17:38Oh, God. You sound just like her.
00:17:40Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
00:17:45The problem is the world hates to see young guys, young men, like me, be successful and secure.
00:17:53Quiet!
00:17:54Repeat after me.
00:17:58Other people's feelings are valid.
00:18:04Other people's feelings are valid.
00:18:12This Halloween, serial ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are... celebrating?
00:18:18And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media.
00:18:23Word on the street is they can ghost your ex with a special spray.
00:18:27The whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known.
00:18:34That's not love bombing. That's like being romantic.
00:18:37Speaking of, you are gorgeous.
00:18:41I never believed in love at first sight, but looking at you now, I don't know how...
00:18:51Zoe!
00:18:55Did you ghost me?
00:18:57Josh?
00:18:58Did you ghost me?
00:19:01Wow!
00:19:02Really? You got nothing?
00:19:03After you just ghosted me?
00:19:05I mean, Zoe, come on. You're better than this.
00:19:07Josh, I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour.
00:19:10I was gonna show up, okay? I...
00:19:12My phone died.
00:19:13For the whole day?
00:19:16Why are you making this such a big deal?
00:19:18Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
00:19:22Oh, what were you going through?
00:19:24I...
00:19:26You know what? That's actually not the point.
00:19:28The point is, you're being selfish.
00:19:30A second chance, it's the least I deserve, Zoe.
00:19:34Come on, I didn't even do anything wrong.
00:19:35Come on, I can change.
00:19:45Maybe you will, Josh.
00:19:49I just really don't give up.
00:19:52Whoa!
00:19:52What the...
00:20:01Repeat after me.
00:20:02I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
00:20:08I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
00:20:14Good!
00:20:16Now, let's all welcome our newest member.
00:20:22Josh.
00:20:28Hi, Josh.
00:20:29I want to leave.
00:20:30Oh, my God.
00:20:32Oh, my God.
00:20:32Oh, my God.
00:20:32Ah!
00:20:43Look out!
00:20:46Ah!
00:20:46Oh, my God!
00:20:47My God!
00:20:47Oh, my God!
00:21:19Can't wait to see your hot stuff.
00:21:21Ooh, wear something hot.
00:21:22Good morning.
00:21:25We still on for tonight?
00:21:28Hey, got off work.
00:21:36I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
00:21:41But this isn't one of those times.
00:21:58Miss, are you ready to order yet?
00:22:00Just a few more minutes, please.
00:22:03An hour.
00:22:04I've been sitting here for an hour.
00:22:10Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
00:22:12I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
00:22:15Go touch some grass.
00:22:21In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
00:22:26No.
00:22:28No.
00:22:29Worse.
00:22:29It can make you feel like you simply don't exist.
00:22:33Oh, me.
00:22:34Forget about Josh, babe.
00:22:35Yeah, ghosters should go to hell.
00:22:37I have an idea to cheer you up.
00:22:39You're coming to the party with us tonight.
00:22:40I don't know.
00:22:41I think I'm going to stay in, read a book, and never go on another date.
00:22:47What?
00:22:48Why is it doing that?
00:22:50I have no idea.
00:23:18D.Va.
00:23:20Period.
00:23:21Let's go to the party.
00:23:23This is coming with us.
00:23:35We again, bro.
00:23:36We coming.
00:23:36Woo!
00:23:37Yeah, all right.
00:23:38I'll catch y'all.
00:23:39I'll catch y'all.
00:23:39Hey, what's up?
00:23:49Oh, my bad, bro.
00:24:00Oh, yo, Zoe.
00:24:03My bad about your face.
00:24:05You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
00:24:08You're still on that, bro.
00:24:10Chill.
00:24:10All I did was ghost you.
00:24:12Don't touch me.
00:24:13How about this?
00:24:15We run it back.
00:24:16Run it back?
00:24:17Yeah.
00:24:18And I give you backstage passes to my next set.
00:24:21Please stop talking.
00:24:22Oh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
00:24:24How about you bring your hottest friends?
00:24:25We get you VIP.
00:24:27We get you all backstage.
00:24:28I said stop talking.
00:24:32What the fuck?
00:24:39Did you just?
00:24:41Did he just?
00:24:48Bro, where am I?
00:24:52Welcome.
00:25:02Let's get started.
00:25:09I can't believe you killed him.
00:25:10He's dead.
00:25:11And that's a bad thing because...
00:25:13He's not dead.
00:25:14Okay?
00:25:14I didn't kill him.
00:25:15Come on.
00:25:15Okay, then what happened?
00:25:16Because you sprayed him as a joke and then poof, he just disappeared into thin air.
00:25:20So I don't even know...
00:25:20I'm going to try it.
00:25:23Wait!
00:25:39I'm still here.
00:25:41And your face looks freaking perfect.
00:25:43Drop dead gorgeous.
00:25:47Maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters.
00:25:51Holy ghosting shit.
00:25:54To all the baddies, hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster.
00:25:58One night only.
00:26:12As I was saying, it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com, but the way I'll be playing
00:26:16the male lead, they're giving it layers that no one's ever seen before.
00:26:21Are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up?
00:26:25What are you talking about?
00:26:26Delilah says hi.
00:26:29And bye.
00:26:55My baby, my sweet, she meant nothing to me.
00:26:58My fangs only thirst for you.
00:27:01You're my one in...
00:27:07Hey, sexy.
00:27:09Who'd you come here with?
00:27:11I bet your blood tastes delicious.
00:27:15Oh, honey, watch your step.
00:27:17I don't want you falling for me and getting wet.
00:27:21Oh, really?
00:27:33You stupid, pathetic girls!
00:27:35Do you know how expensive my costume is?
00:27:37It's made in a town, in a city, in Illinois, you can't even pronounce!
00:27:41No more excuses.
00:27:51Let's welcome our new member, Conrad from Finance.
00:27:59Hello, Conrad from Finance.
00:28:03Oh, God.
00:28:05Yo, hey, lady.
00:28:07I need to get back to my shareholders, all right?
00:28:09You're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs.
00:28:15Oh, God.
00:28:17You sound just like her.
00:28:18Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
00:28:22The problem is, the world hates to see young guys, young men, like me, be successful and secure.
00:28:30Quiet!
00:28:32Repeat after me.
00:28:35Other people's feelings are valid.
00:28:41Other people's feelings are valid.
00:28:50This Halloween, serial ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are... celebrating?
00:28:56And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media.
00:29:01Word on the street is, they can ghost your ex with a special spray.
00:29:05The whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known.
00:29:12That's not love bombing, that's like being romantic.
00:29:15Speaking of, you are gorgeous.
00:29:18I never believed in love at first sight, but looking at you now, I don't know how...
00:29:28Zoe!
00:29:33Did you ghost me?
00:29:34Josh?
00:29:36Did you ghost me?
00:29:39Wow!
00:29:40Really, you got nothing.
00:29:41After you just ghosted me.
00:29:42I mean, so, come on, you're better than this.
00:29:44Josh, I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour.
00:29:47I was gonna show up, okay?
00:29:49I...
00:29:50My phone died.
00:29:51For the whole day?
00:29:53Why are you making this such a big deal?
00:29:56Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
00:29:59Oh, what were you going through?
00:30:01I...
00:30:03You know what?
00:30:04That's actually not the point.
00:30:06The point is, you're being selfish.
00:30:08A second chance.
00:30:09It's the least I deserve, Zoe.
00:30:11Come on, I didn't even do anything wrong.
00:30:13I can change.
00:30:22Maybe you will, Josh.
00:30:26I just really don't give up.
00:30:29Whoa!
00:30:30What the...
00:30:32What the...
00:30:34Oh, my God.
00:30:35Oh, my God.
00:30:36Oh, my God.
00:30:36Oh, my God.
00:30:38Repeat after me.
00:30:40I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
00:30:46I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
00:30:51Good.
00:30:53Now, let's all welcome our newest member.
00:30:59Josh.
00:31:04Hi, Josh.
00:31:07What?
00:31:08Oh, my God.
00:31:09What?
00:31:09Oh, my God.
00:31:13Oh, my God.
00:31:13Oh, my God.
00:31:13Oh, my God.
00:31:13Oh, my God.
00:31:13Oh, my God.
00:31:16Oh, my God.
00:31:19Oh, my God.
00:31:22Oh, my God.
00:31:23Oh, my God.
00:31:26Oh, my God.
00:31:57We got hot stuff.
00:31:58Ooh, wear something hot.
00:31:59Good morning.
00:32:02We still on for tonight?
00:32:06Hey, got off work.
00:32:13I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
00:32:19But this isn't one of those times.
00:32:35Miss, are you ready to order yet?
00:32:37Just a few more minutes, please.
00:32:41An hour.
00:32:42I've been sitting here for an hour.
00:32:47Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
00:32:49I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
00:32:52Go touch some grass.
00:32:59In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
00:33:04No.
00:33:05No.
00:33:06Worse.
00:33:07It can make you feel like you simply don't exist.
00:33:11Forget about Josh, babe.
00:33:13Yeah, ghost or she go to hell.
00:33:15I have an idea to cheer you up.
00:33:16You're coming to the party with us tonight.
00:33:18I don't know.
00:33:19I think I'm gonna stay in, read a book, and never go on another date.
00:33:24What?
00:33:26Why is it doing that?
00:33:28I have no idea.
00:33:56D.Va.
00:33:57Period.
00:33:59Let's go to the party.
00:34:01This is coming with us.
00:34:11Hey!
00:34:12You can, bro.
00:34:13You're coming.
00:34:14Woo!
00:34:15Yeah, alright.
00:34:15I'll catch y'all.
00:34:17Hey, what's up?
00:34:23Oh!
00:34:27Oh, my bad, bro.
00:34:38Yo, Zoe.
00:34:41My bad about your face.
00:34:43You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
00:34:45You're still on that, bro.
00:34:47Chill.
00:34:48All I did was ghost you.
00:34:50Don't touch me.
00:34:51How about this?
00:34:52We run it back.
00:34:53Run it back?
00:34:54Yeah!
00:34:55And I give you backstage passes to my next set.
00:34:58Please stop talking.
00:34:59Ooh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
00:35:01How about you bring your hottest friends?
00:35:03We get you VIP.
00:35:05We get you all backstage-
00:35:06I said, stop talking!
00:35:10What the fu-
00:35:16The fu-
00:35:17did you just-
00:35:18Did he just-
00:35:20Did he just-
00:35:26Bro!
00:35:27Where am I?
00:35:30Welcome!
00:35:39let's get started
00:35:46i can't believe you killed him he's dead and that's a bad thing because he's not dead okay
00:35:51i didn't kill him come on okay then well what happened because you sprayed him as a joke and
00:35:55then poof he just disappeared into thin air so i don't even know i'm gonna try it i'm still
00:36:17here and your face looks freaking perfect drop dead gorgeous
00:36:24maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters holy ghosting shit
00:36:31to all the baddies hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster one night only
00:36:49as i was saying it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com but the way i'll be playing
00:36:54the male lead be giving it layers that no one's ever seen before
00:36:59are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up
00:37:02what are you talking about delilah says hi
00:37:06and bye
00:37:32my baby my sweet she meant nothing to me my things only
00:37:37thirst for you you're my one in
00:37:45hey sexy who'd you come here with i bet your blood tastes delicious
00:37:52oh honey watch your step i don't want you falling for me and getting wet
00:38:10you stupid pathetic girls do not spend some of my costumes it's made in a town in a city
00:38:17in illity you can't even pronounce no more excuses
00:38:28let's welcome our new member conrad from finance
00:38:36hello conrad from finance oh god
00:38:43yo hey lady i need to get back to my shareholders all right you're here because you use work
00:38:48as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs oh god you sound just like her
00:38:55do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value the problem is the world hates
00:39:03it's to see young guys young men like me be successful and secure
00:39:08quiet repeat after me
00:39:13other people's feelings are valid
00:39:19other people's feelings are valid
00:39:27this halloween zero ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are celebrating
00:39:33and it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media
00:39:38word on the street is they can ghost your ex with a special spray
00:39:42the whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known
00:39:49that's not love bombing that's like being romantic
00:39:52speaking of you are gorgeous i never believed in love at first sight but looking at you now
00:39:59i don't know how
00:40:06zoe
00:40:10did you ghost me
00:40:12josh
00:40:13did you ghost me
00:40:17wow really you got nothing after you just ghosted me i mean so come on you're better than this
00:40:22josh i was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour
00:40:25i was gonna show up okay i my phone died
00:40:28for the whole day
00:40:31why are you making this such a big deal
00:40:33did you even think about the possibility that maybe i was going through something
00:40:36oh what were you going through
00:40:38i
00:40:40you know what that's actually not the point
00:40:43the point is you're being selfish
00:40:45a second chance it's it's the least i deserve zo
00:40:48come on i didn't even do anything wrong
00:40:50i can change
00:41:00maybe you will
00:41:01josh
00:41:02i just really don't give up
00:41:06whoa
00:41:07what the
00:41:15repeat after me
00:41:17i will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity
00:41:22i will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity
00:41:29good
00:41:30now
00:41:31let's all welcome our newest member
00:41:37josh
00:41:42hi josh
00:41:45hi josh
00:41:46oh
00:41:48AHHHHHHHHH!
00:42:34Can't wait to see your hot stuff.
00:42:35Ooh, wear something hot.
00:42:37Good morning.
00:42:40We still on for tonight?
00:42:43Hey, got off work.
00:42:51I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
00:42:56But this isn't one of those times.
00:43:13Miss, are you ready to order yet?
00:43:15Just a few more minutes, please.
00:43:18An hour.
00:43:19I've been sitting here for an hour.
00:43:25Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
00:43:27I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
00:43:30Go touch some grass.
00:43:36In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
00:43:41No.
00:43:43No.
00:43:44Worse.
00:43:44It can make you feel like you simply don't exist.
00:43:48Sorry.
00:43:49Forget about Josh, babe.
00:43:50Yeah.
00:43:51Ghost or she go to hell?
00:43:52I have an idea to cheer you up.
00:43:54You're coming to the party with us tonight.
00:43:55I don't know.
00:43:56I think I'm going to stay in, read a book, and never go on another date with you.
00:44:02What?
00:44:03Why is it doing that?
00:44:05Why?
00:44:05I have no idea.
00:44:33Diva.
00:44:34Period.
00:44:36Let's go to the party.
00:44:38This is coming with us.
00:44:48Hey!
00:44:50You can, bro.
00:44:51We're coming.
00:44:51Woo!
00:44:52Yeah, all right.
00:44:53I'll catch y'all.
00:44:54I'll catch y'all.
00:44:54Hey, what's up?
00:45:01Whoa!
00:45:05Oh, my bad, bro.
00:45:16Yo, Zoe.
00:45:18My bad about your face.
00:45:20You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
00:45:23You're still on that, bro.
00:45:25Chill.
00:45:25All I did was ghost you.
00:45:27Don't touch me.
00:45:28How about this?
00:45:30We run it back.
00:45:31Run it back?
00:45:32Yeah.
00:45:33And I give you backstage passes to my next set.
00:45:36Please stop talking.
00:45:37Ooh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
00:45:39How about you bring your hottest friends?
00:45:41We get you VIP.
00:45:42We get you all backstage.
00:45:43I said!
00:45:44Stop talking!
00:45:48What the fuck?
00:45:54Did you just?
00:45:56Did he just?
00:45:57Do.
00:46:03I'll find him.
00:46:05Where am I?
00:46:07Ooh!
00:46:08Good job.
00:46:16Let's get started.
00:46:24I can't believe you killed him.
00:46:25He's dead.
00:46:26And that's a bad thing because...
00:46:28He's not dead, okay?
00:46:29I didn't kill him, come on.
00:46:30Okay, then what happened?
00:46:31Because you sprayed him as a joke and then poof, he just disappeared into thin air.
00:46:35So I don't even know...
00:46:36I'm gonna try it.
00:46:38Wait!
00:46:38Wait!
00:46:44We look good, good, good, good.
00:46:48Yeah, we look good, good, good, good, yeah, we look good.
00:46:53I'm still here.
00:46:56And your face looks freaking perfect.
00:46:58Drop-dead gorgeous.
00:47:02Maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters.
00:47:06Holy ghosting shit.
00:47:09To all the baddies, hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster.
00:47:13One night only.
00:47:27As I was saying, it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com, but the way I'll be playing
00:47:31the male lead, I'll be giving it layers that no one's ever seen before.
00:47:36Are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:41Delilah says hi.
00:47:44And bye.
00:48:10My baby, my sweet.
00:48:12Sweet?
00:48:12She meant nothing to me.
00:48:14My fangs only thirst for you.
00:48:16You're my one in...
00:48:23Hey, sexy.
00:48:24Who'd you come here with?
00:48:26I bet your blood tastes delicious.
00:48:30Oh, honey, watch your step.
00:48:32I don't want you falling for me and getting wet.
00:48:35Oh, really?
00:48:47You stupid pathetic girls!
00:48:50Do you know how expensive my costume is?
00:48:52It's made in a town, in a city in Illinois, you can't even pronounce!
00:48:56No!
00:48:56No more excuses.
00:49:06Let's welcome our new member, Conrad from Finance.
00:49:14Hello, Conrad from Finance.
00:49:18Oh, God.
00:49:20Yo, hey, lady.
00:49:22I need to get back to my shareholders, alright?
00:49:24You're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs.
00:49:30Oh, God.
00:49:32You sound just like her.
00:49:33Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
00:49:37The problem is, the world hates to see young guys, young men, like me, be successful and secure.
00:49:45Quiet!
00:49:47Repeat after me.
00:49:50Other people's feelings are valid.
00:49:56Other people's feelings are valid.
00:50:05This Halloween, serial ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are... celebrating?
00:50:11And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media.
00:50:16Word on the street is, they can ghost your ex with a special spray.
00:50:20The whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known.
00:50:27That's not love bombing, that's like being romantic.
00:50:30Speaking of, you are gorgeous.
00:50:33I never believed in love at first sight, but looking at you now, I don't know how...
00:50:43Zoe!
00:50:48Did you ghost me?
00:50:49Josh?
00:50:51Did you ghost me?
00:50:53What?
00:50:54Wow!
00:50:55Really, you got nothing.
00:50:56After you just ghosted me.
00:50:57I mean...
00:50:58So, come on, you're better than this.
00:50:59Josh, I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour.
00:51:02I was gonna show up, okay?
00:51:04I...
00:51:05My phone died.
00:51:06For the whole day?
00:51:08Why are you making this such a big deal?
00:51:11Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
00:51:14Oh, what were you going through?
00:51:16I...
00:51:18You know what?
00:51:19That's actually not the point.
00:51:21The point is, you're being selfish.
00:51:22A second chance.
00:51:24It's the least I deserve, Zoe.
00:51:26Come on, I didn't even do anything wrong.
00:51:28I can change.
00:51:38Maybe you will, Josh.
00:51:41I just really don't give up.
00:51:44Whoa!
00:51:45What the...
00:51:49I'm ready.
00:51:50I'm ready.
00:51:51I'm ready.
00:51:53I'm ready.
00:51:54Repeat after me.
00:51:55I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
00:52:05Good.
00:52:08Now, let's all welcome our newest member.
00:52:13Josh.
00:52:19Hi, Josh.
00:52:22What I look like.
00:52:24We do what we do.
00:52:39I've already noticed!
00:52:51Oh my gosh.
00:53:11Can't wait to see your hot stuff
00:53:13Ooh, wear something hot
00:53:14Good morning
00:53:17We still on for tonight?
00:53:21Hey, got off work
00:53:28I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life
00:53:34But this isn't one of those times
00:53:50Miss, are you ready to order yet?
00:53:52Just a few more minutes, please
00:53:56An hour
00:53:56I've been sitting here for an hour
00:54:02Hey, it's Josh's voicemail
00:54:04I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up
00:54:07Go touch some grass
00:54:14In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel
00:54:19No
00:54:20No, worse
00:54:22It can make you feel like you simply don't exist
00:54:25Sorry, forget about Josh, babe
00:54:28Yeah, ghosters should go to hell
00:54:29I have an idea to cheer you up
00:54:31You're coming to the party with us tonight
00:54:33I don't know
00:54:33I think I'm going to stay in, read a book, and never go on another date
00:54:39What?
00:54:41Why is it doing that?
00:54:43I have no idea
00:55:10D.Va
00:55:12Period
00:55:13Let's go to the party
00:55:16This is coming with us
00:55:26Hey
00:55:29Yeah, all right
00:55:30I'll catch y'all
00:55:31I'll catch y'all
00:55:32Hey, what's up?
00:55:38Oh
00:55:42Oh, my bad, bro
00:55:54Yo, Zoe
00:55:55My bad about your face
00:55:57You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year
00:56:00You're still on that, bro
00:56:02Chill
00:56:03All I did was ghost you
00:56:05Don't touch me
00:56:06How about this?
00:56:07We run it back
00:56:08Run it back?
00:56:09Yeah
00:56:09And I give you backstage passes to my next set
00:56:13Please stop talking
00:56:14Ooh, I like it when you're bossy with me
00:56:16How about you bring your hottest friends?
00:56:18We get you VIP
00:56:19We get you all backstage
00:56:21I said stop talking
00:56:24What the fuck?
00:56:31Did you just?
00:56:33Did he just?
00:56:41Bro
00:56:42Where am I?
00:56:45Welcome
00:56:54Let's get started
00:57:01I can't believe you killed him
00:57:03He's dead
00:57:03And that's a bad thing because
00:57:05He's not dead, okay?
00:57:07I didn't kill him, come on
00:57:08Okay, then, well, what happened?
00:57:09Because you sprayed him as a joke
00:57:10And then, poof, he just disappeared into thin air
00:57:12So I don't even know
00:57:13I'm gonna try it
00:57:14Wait
00:57:16Wait!
00:57:31I'm still here
00:57:33And your face looks freaking perfect
00:57:36Drop dead gorgeous
00:57:39Maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters
00:57:44Holy ghosting shit
00:57:46To all the baddies
00:57:48Hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster
00:57:50One night only
00:58:04As I was saying
00:58:05It may seem like any other forgettable rom-com
00:58:08But the way I'll be playing the male lead
00:58:10They're giving it layers that no one's ever seen before
00:58:14Are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend
00:58:16Right after you knocked her up?
00:58:18What are you talking about?
00:58:19Delilah says hi
00:58:21And bye
00:58:47My baby, my sweet
00:58:49She meant nothing to me
00:58:51My fangs only thirst for you
00:58:53You're my one in
00:59:00Hey sexy
00:59:01Who'd you come here with?
00:59:03I bet your blood tastes delicious
00:59:07Oh honey
00:59:08Watch your step
00:59:09I don't want you falling for me
00:59:11And getting wet
00:59:12Oh really?
00:59:25You stupid pathetic girls
00:59:27Do you know how expensive my costume is?
00:59:30It's made in a town
00:59:31It is city in Italy
00:59:32You can't even pronounce
00:59:33No more excuses
00:59:43Let's welcome our new member
00:59:47Conrad from finance
00:59:51Hello
00:59:52Conrad from finance
00:59:55Oh god
00:59:58Yo, hey lady
00:59:59I need to get back to my shareholders
01:00:01Alright?
01:00:02You're here because you use work
01:00:03As an excuse to be selfish
01:00:05And negligent
01:00:06Of your partner's needs
01:00:08Oh god
01:00:08You sound just like her
01:00:10Do you even understand
01:00:11How hard it is
01:00:13To maximize shareholder value?
01:00:15The problem is
01:00:16The world
01:00:17Hates to see young guys
01:00:19Young men
01:00:20Like me
01:00:21Be successful and secure
01:00:23Quiet!
01:00:24Repeat after me
01:00:28Other people's feelings
01:00:29Are valid
01:00:34Other people's feelings
01:00:36Are valid
01:00:42This Halloween
01:00:43Zero ghosters have disappeared
01:00:45All over the city
01:00:46And women are
01:00:47Celebrating?
01:00:48And it's all thanks
01:00:49To the mysterious ghost hunters
01:00:51That went viral
01:00:52On social media
01:00:53Word on the street is
01:00:54They can ghost your ex
01:00:56With a special spray
01:00:57The whereabouts
01:00:59Of the ghosted
01:00:59Are not yet known
01:01:04That's not love bombing
01:01:06That's like being romantic
01:01:07Speaking of
01:01:08You are gorgeous
01:01:10I never believed in love
01:01:12At first sight
01:01:12But looking at you now
01:01:14I don't know how
01:01:21Zoe
01:01:25Did you ghost me?
01:01:27Josh?
01:01:28Did you ghost me?
01:01:31Wow
01:01:32Really?
01:01:33You got nothing
01:01:33After you just ghosted me
01:01:35I mean
01:01:35Zoe, come on
01:01:36You're better than this
01:01:37Josh
01:01:37I was sitting in the bar
01:01:38Alone for over an hour
01:01:40I was gonna show up
01:01:41Okay?
01:01:42I
01:01:42My phone died
01:01:43For the whole day?
01:01:46Why are you making this
01:01:47Such a big deal?
01:01:48Did you even think about
01:01:49The possibility that maybe
01:01:50I was going through something?
01:01:52Oh
01:01:52What were you going through?
01:01:54I
01:01:55You know what?
01:01:57That's actually
01:01:57Not the point
01:01:58The point is
01:01:59You're being selfish
01:02:00A second chance
01:02:01It's the least I deserve
01:02:03Zoe
01:02:03Come on
01:02:04I didn't even do anything wrong
01:02:05I
01:02:06Can change
01:02:15Maybe you will
01:02:16Josh
01:02:19I just really don't give up
01:02:21Whoa
01:02:22What the
01:02:30Repeat after me
01:02:32I will not hurt others
01:02:34With my emotional immaturity
01:02:37I will not hurt others
01:02:41With my emotional immaturity
01:02:44Good
01:02:44Now
01:02:46Let's all welcome
01:02:48Our newest member
01:02:50Josh
01:02:57Hi Josh
01:03:02AHHHHH
01:03:03AHHHHH
01:03:05What the
01:03:06What the
01:03:49Can't wait to see your hot stuff.
01:03:51Ooh, wear something hot.
01:03:52Good morning.
01:03:55We still on for tonight?
01:03:58Hey, got off work.
01:04:06I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
01:04:11But this isn't one of those times.
01:04:28Miss, are you ready to order yet?
01:04:29Just a few more minutes, please.
01:04:33An hour.
01:04:34I've been sitting here for an hour.
01:04:40Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
01:04:42I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
01:04:45Go touch some grass.
01:04:51In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
01:04:56No.
01:04:58No, worse.
01:04:59It can make you feel like you simply don't exist.
01:05:03Don't exist.
01:05:04Forget about Josh, babe.
01:05:05Yeah, ghost or she go to hell.
01:05:07I have an idea to cheer you up.
01:05:09You're coming to the party with us tonight.
01:05:10I don't know.
01:05:11I think I'm going to stay in, read a book, and never go on another date.
01:05:14You're coming to the party.
01:05:16You're coming to the party.
01:05:18Why is it doing that?
01:05:20I have no idea.
01:05:48Diva.
01:05:49Period.
01:05:51Let's go to the party.
01:05:53This is coming with us.
01:06:04This is the weekend, bro.
01:06:06It's going to be...
01:06:06Woo!
01:06:07Yeah, all right.
01:06:08I'll catch y'all.
01:06:09I'll catch y'all.
01:06:09Hey, what's up?
01:06:20Oh my bad, bro.
01:06:31Yo, Zoe.
01:06:33My bad about your face.
01:06:35You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
01:06:38You're still on that, bro.
01:06:40Chill.
01:06:40All I did was ghost you.
01:06:42Don't touch me.
01:06:43How about this?
01:06:45We run it back.
01:06:46Run it back?
01:06:47Yeah.
01:06:48And I give you backstage passes to my next set.
01:06:51Please stop talking.
01:06:52Ooh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
01:06:54How about you bring your hottest?
01:06:55My hottest friends.
01:06:56We get you VIP.
01:06:57We get you all backstage.
01:06:58I said, stop talking.
01:07:03What the fuck?
01:07:09Did you just...
01:07:11Did he just...
01:07:19Bro, where am I?
01:07:22Welcome.
01:07:32Let's get started.
01:07:39I can't believe you killed him.
01:07:40He's dead.
01:07:41And that's a bad thing because...
01:07:43He's not dead.
01:07:44Okay?
01:07:44I didn't kill him.
01:07:45Come on.
01:07:45Okay, then what happened?
01:07:46Because you sprayed him as a joke and then poof, he just disappeared into thin air.
01:07:50So I don't even know...
01:07:51I'ma try it.
01:07:53Wait!
01:07:53Wait!
01:08:08I'm still here.
01:08:10And your face looks frickin' perfect.
01:08:13Drop dead gorgeous.
01:08:16Maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters.
01:08:21Holy ghosting shit.
01:08:24To all the baddies.
01:08:26Hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster.
01:08:28One night only.
01:08:29Only.
01:08:42As I was sayin', it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com, but the way I'll be playing the
01:08:47male lead, I'll be giving it layers that no one's ever seen before.
01:08:51Are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up?
01:08:55What are you talking about?
01:08:56Delilah says hi.
01:08:59And bye.
01:09:25My baby.
01:09:26My sweet.
01:09:27She meant nothing to me.
01:09:28My fangs only thirst for you.
01:09:31You're my one in...
01:09:37Hey sexy.
01:09:39Who'd you come here with?
01:09:41I bet your blood tastes delicious.
01:09:45Oh, honey, watch your step.
01:09:47I don't want you falling for me and getting wet.
01:09:51Oh, really?
01:10:02You stupid pathetic girls!
01:10:05Do not expect that my costume is!
01:10:07It's made in a town, in a city in Illini you can't even pronounce!
01:10:11No!
01:10:11No more excuses.
01:10:22Let's welcome our new member, Conrad from Finance.
01:10:29Hello, Conrad from Finance.
01:10:33Oh, God.
01:10:35Yo, hey, lady.
01:10:37I need to get back to my shareholders, alright?
01:10:39You're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs.
01:10:45Oh, God.
01:10:47You sound just like her.
01:10:48Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
01:10:52The problem is the world hates to see young guys, young men like me be successful and secure.
01:11:00Quiet!
01:11:01Repeat after me.
01:11:05Other people's feelings are valid.
01:11:11Other people's feelings are valid.
01:11:20This Halloween, serial ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are... celebrating?
01:11:26And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media.
01:11:31Word on the street is, they can ghost your ex with a special spray.
01:11:35The whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known.
01:11:42That's not love bombing, that's like being romantic.
01:11:45Speaking of, you are gorgeous.
01:11:48I never believed in love at first sight, but looking at you now, I don't know how...
01:11:58Zoe!
01:12:03Did you ghost me?
01:12:04Josh?
01:12:06Did you ghost me?
01:12:08W-Wow!
01:12:10Really, you got nothing.
01:12:11After you just ghosted me.
01:12:12I mean...
01:12:13Zoe, come on, you're better than this.
01:12:14Josh, I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour.
01:12:17I was gonna show up, okay?
01:12:19I...
01:12:20My phone died.
01:12:21For the whole day?
01:12:23Why are you making this such a big deal?
01:12:26Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
01:12:29Oh, what were you going through?
01:12:31I...
01:12:33You know what?
01:12:34That's actually not the point.
01:12:36The point is, you're being selfish.
01:12:38A second chance, it's the least I deserve, Zoe.
01:12:41Come on, I didn't even do anything wrong.
01:12:43I can change.
01:12:53Maybe you will, Josh.
01:12:56I just really don't get up.
01:12:59Whoa!
01:13:00What the...
01:13:04Oh my God.
01:13:05Oh my God.
01:13:06Oh my Jesus.
01:13:08Repeat after me.
01:13:10I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
01:13:15I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
01:13:21Good.
01:13:23Now, let's all welcome our newest member.
01:13:28Josh.
01:13:35Hi, Josh.
01:13:39Hi, Josh.
01:13:39Hi, Josh.
01:13:52Hi, Josh.
01:14:22Hi, Josh.
01:14:26Can't wait to see your hot stuff.
01:14:28Ooh, wear something hot.
01:14:29Good morning.
01:14:32We still on for tonight?
01:14:36Hey, got off work.
01:14:43I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
01:14:49But this isn't one of those times.
01:15:05Miss, are you ready to order yet?
01:15:07Just a few more minutes, please.
01:15:11An hour.
01:15:12I've been sitting here for an hour.
01:15:18Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
01:15:19I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
01:15:22Go touch some grass.
01:15:29In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
01:15:34No.
01:15:36Worse.
01:15:37It can make you feel like you simply...
01:15:39Don't exist.
01:15:40Chloe, forget about Josh, babe.
01:15:43Yeah, ghosters should go to hell.
01:15:44I have an idea to cheer you up.
01:15:46You're coming to the party with us tonight.
01:15:48I don't know.
01:15:49I think I'm gonna stay in, read a book, and never go on another date.
01:15:54What?
01:15:56Why is it doing that?
01:15:58I have no idea.
01:16:25Diva.
01:16:27Period.
01:16:28Let's go to the party.
01:16:31This is coming with us.
01:16:41Yes!
01:16:42You need a camera.
01:16:43It's coming.
01:16:44Woo!
01:16:45Yeah, all right.
01:16:45I'll catch y'all.
01:16:46I'll catch y'all.
01:16:47Hey, what's up?
01:16:53Whoa!
01:16:56Oh!
01:16:56Oh, my bad, bro.
01:17:08Yo, Zoe.
01:17:11My bad about your face.
01:17:13You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
01:17:15You're still on that, bro.
01:17:17Chill.
01:17:18All I did was ghost you.
01:17:19Don't touch me.
01:17:21How about this?
01:17:22We run it back.
01:17:23Run it back?
01:17:24Yeah!
01:17:25And I give you backstage passes to my next set.
01:17:28Please stop talking.
01:17:29Ooh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
01:17:31How about you bring your hottest friends?
01:17:33We get you VIP.
01:17:35We get you all backstage.
01:17:36I said stop talking!
01:17:39What?
01:17:41What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
01:17:46Did you just...?
01:17:48Did he just...?
01:17:55Bro!
01:17:57Where am I?!
01:17:59Welcome.
01:18:01Come.
01:18:09Let's get started.
01:18:16I can't believe you killed him.
01:18:18He's dead.
01:18:19And that's a bad thing because-
01:18:21He's not dead, okay?
01:18:22I didn't kill him, come on.
01:18:23Okay, then what happened?
01:18:24Because you sprayed him as a joke and then poof,
01:18:26he just disappeared into thin air so I don't even know-
01:18:28I'ma try it.
01:18:31Wait!
01:18:46I'm still here.
01:18:48And your face looks freaking perfect.
01:18:51Drop dead gorgeous.
01:18:54Maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters.
01:18:58Holy ghosting shit.
01:19:02To all the baddies, hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster.
01:19:05One night only.
01:19:19As I was saying, it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com,
01:19:23but the way I'll be playing the male lead,
01:19:25I'll be giving it layers that no one's ever seen before.
01:19:29Are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend
01:19:31right after you knocked her up?
01:19:33What are you talking about?
01:19:34Delilah says hi.
01:19:36And bye.
01:20:02My baby, my sweet, she meant nothing to me.
01:20:06My fangs only thirst for you.
01:20:08You're my one in-
01:20:15Hey sexy.
01:20:17Who'd you come here with?
01:20:18I bet your blood tastes delicious.
01:20:22Oh honey, watch your step.
01:20:25I don't want you falling for me and getting wet.
01:20:27I don't want you to get wet.
01:20:40You stupid, pathetic girls!
01:20:43Do you know how expensive my costume is?
01:20:45It's made in a town, in a city in Italy you can't even pronounce!
01:20:48No, no more excuses.
01:20:59Let's welcome our new member, Conrad from Finance.
01:21:07Hello, Conrad from Finance.
01:21:11Oh God.
01:21:13Yo, hey lady, I need to get back to my shareholders, all right?
01:21:16You're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs.
01:21:23Oh God, you sound just like her.
01:21:25Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
01:21:30The problem is, the world hates to see young guys, young men like me, be successful and secure.
01:21:38Quiet!
01:21:40Repeat after me.
01:21:43Other people's feelings are valid.
01:21:49Other people's feelings are valid.
01:21:57This Halloween, serial ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are celebrating?
01:22:03And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media.
01:22:08Weird on the street is, they can ghost your ex with a special spray.
01:22:13The whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known.
01:22:19That's not love bombing, that's like being romantic.
01:22:22Speaking of, you are gorgeous.
01:22:25I never believed in love at first sight, but looking at you now, I don't know how-
01:22:36Zoe!
01:22:40Did you ghost me?
01:22:42Josh?
01:22:43Did you ghost me?
01:22:46Wow!
01:22:47Really?
01:22:48You got nothing.
01:22:48After you just ghosted me.
01:22:50I mean, Zoe, come on, you're better than this.
01:22:52Josh, I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour.
01:22:55Well, I was gonna show up, okay?
01:22:57I-
01:22:57My phone died.
01:22:58For the whole day?
01:23:01Why are you making this such a big deal?
01:23:03Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
01:23:07Oh, what were you going through?
01:23:09I-
01:23:10You know what?
01:23:11That's actually not the point.
01:23:13The point is, you're being selfish.
01:23:15A second chance, it's the least I deserve, Zoe.
01:23:19Come on, I didn't even do anything wrong.
01:23:20I can change.
01:23:30Maybe you will, Josh.
01:23:34I just really don't give up.
01:23:37Whoa!
01:23:37What the-
01:23:39Ow!
01:23:41Ow!
01:23:43Ow!
01:23:43Ow!
01:23:43Ow!
01:23:44Ow!
01:23:46Ow!
01:23:47You work out of me.
01:23:47I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
01:23:53I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
01:23:59Good!
01:24:01Now, let's all welcome our newest member,
01:24:06Josh.
01:24:07Josh.
01:24:12Hi, Josh.
01:24:50Hi, Josh.