00:00They named him Hamburglar and there's just a big stuffed ear over his head
00:03Yeah, and you see the bottom of his chin and the lazy boy sitting in
00:06If you don't know wicked based on the wizard of ours. Yeah, well apparently I don't know if we told
00:12this
00:13But I used to have a little Santa bit that our granddaddy starts would near the end of his life
00:17He started sharing porn on his Facebook
00:19Yeah, because he had heard jacked off to it. Yeah, I jacked off to it so much
00:24The best shit it was like when Kanye went crazy started posting links to really good porn
00:30Yeah, I knew like you're like, how did you even find this like I love porn. I don't know about
00:35this shit
00:39But he he had heard that if you post pornography that if Muslim people will see your post and they
00:44have to blow their brains
00:45That a muscle personal they'd be surfing Facebook
00:56But everybody thought he was getting like hacked. That's right. That's right
00:59Apparently a guy in Islam if they see a naked woman there's a kill themselves. Yeah, I don't know if
01:04that is a thing or not
01:05It's not they don't do that. It's not a thing whatsoever. Yeah, no they have boy harems over there. They
01:10don't care. They don't give a shit
01:13They literally have like 14 boys that they have a harem up. It's a real thing. Look it up
01:18Granddaddy goes to jail. He sell it. He's sharing like CP. Yeah
01:22He's like it's to get the mother to kill themselves
01:25He goes I'm happy to share this cousin. I don't know. I'm doing d-day right now
01:29CP day
01:31That's what I do
01:32Dark web links
01:35Red rooms, yeah
01:36From urban legends
01:38He's like what they did. It was a woman. They let a monkey in the room and it ripped her
01:42to bits
