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unpopular opinion on Worth the Chase, and I'm ready for the comments.
Everyone calls her brave. I think she made the single most selfish decision in the show — and then dressed it as sacrifice.
She decided what he could handle. She decided his future was more important than her honesty. She decided, alone, in a room, on his behalf.
Yes, she paid for it. Paying for a decision doesn't make the decision fair.
If you found out years later that someone had kept something like this from you — because they'd judged you too fragile to be told — would you call that love?
✨ What actually worked:
- The show never punishes her, which is a choice.
- His reaction is grief, not anger. That's the good writing.
✨ Bottom line: protecting someone without asking them is still deciding for them.
Am I wrong? Tell me.
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unpopular opinion on Worth the Chase, and I'm ready for the comments.
Everyone calls her brave. I think she made the single most selfish decision in the show — and then dressed it as sacrifice.
She decided what he could handle. She decided his future was more important than her honesty. She decided, alone, in a room, on his behalf.
Yes, she paid for it. Paying for a decision doesn't make the decision fair.
If you found out years later that someone had kept something like this from you — because they'd judged you too fragile to be told — would you call that love?
✨ What actually worked:
- The show never punishes her, which is a choice.
- His reaction is grief, not anger. That's the good writing.
✨ Bottom line: protecting someone without asking them is still deciding for them.
Am I wrong? Tell me.
— GSH, guilty pleasures, well served 🥂
#WorthTheChase, #HotTake, #AllTooLate, #HiddenFeelings, #ReelShort
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00:00:05I
00:00:06What the hell? I
00:00:08Thought you liked me
00:00:09But you wanted this you thought wrong. I could never be with a loser like you
00:00:15Bullshit. I have known you since we were seven. I know when you're lying. You don't know me. I
00:00:21Want to be with a real star. That's that's Jonah
00:00:25You'll never be half the man or athlete that he is
00:00:32I
00:00:32Can see you know, I thought you cared about me
00:00:36I guess I had your back room
00:00:39I
00:00:42Didn't think you had that kind of spice in your collards. Yeah, where were we?
00:00:49Oh, what the fuck? Wait a minute. Are the rumors true? Are you actually pregnant?
00:00:56Oh
00:00:58You're trying to fuck me and baby trap me
00:01:00You trashy psycho bitch
00:01:03Carson's dodged a bomb
00:01:09That day
00:01:11My final act of love for my best friend
00:01:14Was convincing him I hated him
00:01:17So he'd never come looking for me again
00:01:20But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be
00:01:31Oh
00:01:31Let me in please
00:01:33Carson
00:01:34Drunk on a Monday night
00:01:37God
00:01:38Seriously, how do you want?
00:01:51Yeah
00:01:52What the hell?
00:01:54Put that away
00:01:55I don't want to see my best friends
00:01:57You know
00:01:58What?
00:01:59Carson?
00:02:00Baby?
00:02:01Where are you?
00:02:03Call the horse, call the horse
00:02:04Yeah
00:02:05No, it's okay
00:02:06No, don't
00:02:06Why are you invoking the secret life or death code word on your girlfriend?
00:02:14You know that's actually for like, life or death situations
00:02:17Ex-girlfriend and this is serious, we're going to strip your opinion that you freaking ambushed on me
00:02:22You know how I get when we don't fuck
00:02:29Open this door now, do not keep your girlfriend waiting
00:02:51I swear to god, I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up
00:03:02Oh
00:03:05Hi Lily
00:03:07My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll
00:03:11I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here
00:03:15He's, he's oral, over at his house
00:03:20Are you having a stroke?
00:03:22Why so nervous, Collins?
00:03:24Could it be that you...
00:03:27Um, uh, I was talking to him on FaceTime
00:03:31And it was on speakerphone, that's probably why you heard him
00:03:35He was saying how he can't wait to have the se- have sex
00:03:41Have sex with you
00:03:44Glad you know your place, bitch
00:03:49I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you
00:03:56You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of relying on
00:04:01Or under, I mean
00:04:03Get out, get out, get out
00:04:07Uh, you know, I still don't know why you...
00:04:13Since when have I, your best friend of a million years ever made you nervous
00:04:17You barely made it through that
00:04:22Hey!
00:04:23That's my...
00:04:23I put my...
00:04:24I put my belt on that
00:04:26I...
00:04:27I...
00:04:27Just...
00:04:28Put this on
00:04:35I got this
00:04:37Damn, he looks hot in those
00:04:41Well, it, uh, it worked, didn't it?
00:04:44You're welcome
00:04:45Yes, you're amazing
00:04:46I'm Tom
00:04:52Oh, God, I...
00:04:57I can't believe I just saw my first penis
00:05:00It was yours
00:05:04Thoughts?
00:05:05Because personally, I enjoyed what I saw down in your penis
00:05:09Carson, did you...
00:05:10Did you really just say that?
00:05:12Ryan
00:05:14Come on
00:05:15Answer
00:05:16Or...
00:05:17Or you can just tell me to leave
00:05:18But you're not exactly doing that either
00:05:21It...
00:05:21It's...
00:05:23It's...
00:05:23Leave
00:05:24And you need to...
00:05:25Nice
00:05:28It's...
00:05:28Nice
00:05:29And you need to leave
00:05:30So you think it's nice
00:05:33Ryan Collins, that is...
00:05:35Bold
00:05:35You just admitted that my penis is nice
00:05:38Shut up
00:05:41Just to be clear
00:05:43You want me to leave
00:05:45Even though you think
00:05:46That I am being very nice
00:05:50Stop
00:05:51Oh, God
00:05:52Too, too
00:06:04You're..
00:06:05Too much
00:06:23Please.
00:06:25Of course, we...
00:06:27We can't.
00:06:29Why not?
00:06:30Because you're a little drunk,
00:06:32and you're hiding from your evil, psycho baby ex-girlfriend,
00:06:37and you're a big football star,
00:06:39and I'm just your dorky best friend,
00:06:40and there's no way that you seriously want me.
00:06:42I like you.
00:06:44Gons.
00:06:46I'm very serious about how much I like you.
00:06:49Have you ever wondered what it would feel like
00:06:53or something more?
00:06:56Only every day since I was seven.
00:06:59I've even thought about him being my first,
00:07:02but I never thought it could actually happen.
00:07:05Maybe.
00:07:22I can't believe you've been hiding this for me.
00:07:27I can't believe you've been hiding this for me.
00:07:38I've never done this before.
00:07:40I know.
00:07:44I promise I'll take care of you.
00:08:12Did I really just lose my virginity to my...
00:08:15best friend
00:08:21How'd you run to practice? Come find me on the field later tonight?
00:08:30I've loved Carson as long as I can remember
00:08:35Last night mean he feels the same
00:08:38After the semester he leaves for the most elite training camp. If you want something more he's
00:08:44Probably gonna ask now
00:08:56So
00:08:59About last night
00:09:01Does he regret it?
00:09:03Yeah about last night. Okay
00:09:07If you think it was a mistake
00:09:09You can never be on a mistake
00:09:13Well you were you were really drunk, and it's probably obvious that I've
00:09:18Liked you forever, and I just didn't know if you want to be more of this
00:09:25What did you just say?
00:09:27I said I want to be more than friends
00:09:30Like you
00:09:32Goals
00:09:32Goals
00:09:33For real
00:09:34I like you too, Cars
00:09:38What if this changes things between us?
00:09:41I don't want to lose my best friend
00:09:43I won't
00:09:45We've still got a few months since I leave
00:09:48Okay?
00:09:50We can take it slow
00:10:07I've wanted him since forever, and now he's finally mine
00:10:14So what your period three weeks late and you've been throwing up everyday, that doesn't mean jack squat
00:10:24I
00:10:29How am I supposed to tell my best friend that I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:10:34I don't know
00:10:35But you have to, right? He's leaving soon
00:10:51Dude
00:10:53It's so obvious that you're with for Ryan
00:10:55Since the moment that we were kids on a playground, man
00:10:59You know, I guess I just never really thought that she'd feel the same way about a dumb jock
00:11:04Fuck yeah
00:11:07I know I have to leave sooner than I thought, but
00:11:09Am I going away party? I'm gonna finally ask her
00:11:13She needs to know how bad I want this
00:11:24Watch it, Argo
00:11:25Ugh, you can't even walk straight
00:11:31No
00:11:33Ow
00:11:34Ow
00:11:38Oh my god
00:11:40Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
00:11:43Aw, but who's gonna guard the bridge?
00:11:46Pregnant? Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:11:49Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:11:53Give that back!
00:11:54I will!
00:11:55When you tell me who your baby daddy is
00:11:57I can't tell her the baby's Carson's
00:12:00Her ex?
00:12:01She would kill me
00:12:05Oh my god
00:12:07You don't even remember?
00:12:08You're such a slut
00:12:09You...
00:12:11I'm gonna call you...
00:12:12Gana Ryan
00:12:15Maybe you should get tested for STD's dress
00:12:18It's one test you'll actually pass
00:12:23For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch
00:12:26But probably has the body count of a stripper?
00:12:28I've got some girls
00:12:30Expose her Lily
00:12:31Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale
00:12:40Not much
00:12:42Oh, but don't worry
00:12:43Maybe this little guy can make you some cash
00:12:46Ew!
00:12:47So trashy
00:12:50Aw, are you crying?
00:12:52Is it cause your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
00:12:55Well newsflash
00:12:56He's moving across the country to be an NFL star
00:12:59What? No...
00:13:01No, he's staying right here in North Cardiff
00:13:04Oh, you don't know
00:13:06He's training with the NFL champions
00:13:08He's gonna be gone
00:13:09The whole fall semester
00:13:11And the whole summer
00:13:12I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale
00:13:15She just sucks up all the air
00:13:17Daddy
00:13:17The whole summer?
00:13:20Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat, teen moms dragging them down
00:13:24Not like you'd even stand a chance
00:13:26Yeah, have you seen NFL wags?
00:13:28Perfect tits, perfect tents
00:13:31You're already bloating
00:13:32Oh my god, imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now
00:13:37Just drop out, Ryan
00:13:41That was so close
00:13:43Carson, you're going off to practice with NFL players and here I am
00:13:54Love is bright
00:13:55If I distract Carson with this baby
00:13:57I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable of being
00:14:02I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for
00:14:08Your father can never find out about you
00:14:13He needs to leave and never come back
00:14:17Woo!
00:14:18Come on!
00:14:20Let's go!
00:14:22To Carson!
00:14:26The youngest player in history to train with NFL team
00:14:30Yeah
00:14:31Your career is like set, man
00:14:34How does it feel?
00:14:36Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed
00:14:38I'm lighter, I'm lighter
00:14:41Of course, I wouldn't be here without my team
00:14:46But I also owe this win
00:14:48To my best friend
00:14:51Ryan Collins
00:14:53You've stood by my side since all the kids
00:14:56For every win
00:14:58Every loss
00:15:00Every stupid dream I've ever had
00:15:05Carson
00:15:07Carson
00:15:09What happened?
00:15:11Talk to me
00:15:12What's that mean?
00:15:15I freaking had one job
00:15:17To throw the ball
00:15:19And I blew it
00:15:22Everybody's counting on me and I blew it
00:15:25I blew it because I'm an idiot
00:15:28No, hey, breathe, Carson
00:15:30Breathe, okay?
00:15:32You're the youngest captain in our school's history
00:15:35You are perfect
00:15:38You are perfect
00:15:3999% of the time
00:15:41On
00:15:42And
00:15:43Off
00:15:43Beyond
00:15:49You're not embarrassed
00:15:52Everybody's gonna bore me out
00:15:53We're the homecoming game
00:15:54You're my best friend, stupid
00:15:57I mean, yeah, sure, you're gonna make it to the NFL one day
00:16:00But I'd still be best friends with you
00:16:04Even if you were the waterboy
00:16:14That night
00:16:16You said we were best friends
00:16:19But Ryan, I wanna be so much more than that
00:16:22There's no doubt
00:16:24No question in my mind
00:16:27Well
00:16:28Except for one
00:16:30I'm a whole lot
00:16:31Will you marry me, Ryan Collins?
00:16:41Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat, teen moms dragging them down
00:16:45I'm so sorry, Carson
00:16:48You're my best friend
00:16:50That's why I'm doing this
00:17:02Ryan, what the hell?
00:17:04I thought you liked me
00:17:06But you wanted this
00:17:07You thought wrong
00:17:09I could never be with a loser like you
00:17:11That's bullshit
00:17:13I've known you since we were seven
00:17:15I know when you're lying
00:17:16You don't know me
00:17:18I want to be with a real star
00:17:20Never
00:17:20That's, that's Jonah
00:17:22You'll never be half the man or athlete that he is
00:17:28I can see that
00:17:30You know, I thought you cared about me
00:17:33I guess I had your back room
00:17:36Wow
00:17:38I didn't think you had that kind of spice in you, Collins
00:17:42Nah
00:17:43Where were we?
00:17:45Whoa!
00:17:46Whoa, what the fuck?
00:17:48Wait a minute
00:17:50Are the rumors true?
00:17:51Are you actually pregnant?
00:17:54You're trying to fuck me and baby trap me
00:17:57You trashy, psycho bitch
00:17:59Carson's dodged a bomb
00:18:06That day, my final act of love for my best friend was convincing him I hated him
00:18:14So he'd never come looking for me again
00:18:17So he'd never come looking for me again
00:18:18But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be
00:18:49Carson do it
00:18:49Carson, Carson
00:18:51You led your team to their first裡面
00:18:52NCAA championship in 50 years, and now every college in the nation wants you on their team.
00:18:57Where are you going? Georgia? Oregon? Boise? Texas?
00:19:04Ryan? Ryan, you need to come look at this!
00:19:06Please, hold. Okay.
00:19:10Oh, you need a diaper.
00:19:20Hey, I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms, but isn't it good for Charlie to
00:19:24see your dad?
00:19:25For all? She'll know. I found her dad at a random sperm bank.
00:19:30Got it? Are you sure you're ready for school on Monday?
00:19:33You haven't slept in like four months.
00:19:35I can't give Charlie the life she deserves working a minimum wage job. I need to get my pre-med
00:19:40degree.
00:19:40And you're not afraid of seeing you-know-who?
00:19:43Carson?
00:19:45No. No way. It's my guts.
00:19:48He's gotten an offer from every single Big Ten school for his senior season.
00:19:53There's no way that he'd come back to lame-ass middle of nowhere North Cardiff.
00:19:58Actually, I'll be going back to my roots.
00:20:01I'll be spending my senior season at the University of North Cardiff.
00:20:11Hey, put that away. Your baby is fine.
00:20:14You won't be if you make me drink alone tonight.
00:20:17Oh, shut up!
00:20:20You're gonna be drinking alone regardless.
00:20:23Babies can't drink tequila, remember?
00:20:25Come on, you're still a milk.
00:20:26And you haven't gone out since Charlie was born, so you have to have fun with me.
00:20:30Where else?
00:20:31Okay, fine.
00:20:32Why not?
00:20:33You don't need to watch over your drunk ass.
00:20:37Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties?
00:20:42Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
00:20:45She might shed a few pounds.
00:20:47So you still don't have any hobbies, Lily?
00:20:49Oh, like you do?
00:20:51Still no dad in the picture, I'm guessing.
00:20:53He dodged a bullet.
00:20:54You're really pudgy.
00:20:56You looked like my mom before she started her diet.
00:20:59Leave her alone.
00:21:00You know, I heard the most interesting rumor today.
00:21:03I heard that someone very important is transferring back for his senior year.
00:21:08In fact, I think he's here now.
00:21:12Hope you don't embarrass yourself, Mama.
00:21:16Who's here?
00:21:40What are you doing?
00:21:41Hey!
00:21:44Oh my god!
00:21:45Freddy Krueger!
00:21:46I was going to make fun of your saggy-ass breasts, but this is so much grosser.
00:21:51Let go of my skirt!
00:21:53Or what!
00:21:54Hi! Hey everyone, who wants to see Ryan's awesome new party drink?
00:22:02Who wants to see a human cow get milk?
00:22:12Oh my gosh, she's actually leaking milk!
00:22:16Gross! Who wants to see Ryan's nasty ass cow drink again?
00:22:21Milk that cow! Milk that cow! Milk that cow! Milk that cow!
00:22:34Oh my god, Carson, he can't find out I had his child like this.
00:22:40Collins?
00:22:50Is that what I think it is?
00:22:56Is that what I think it is?
00:23:00Ryan, what the hell?
00:23:01No. I thought you liked me. But you wanted this.
00:23:05You thought wrong. I could never be with a loser like you.
00:23:09That's bullshit. I've known you since we were seven. I know when you're lying.
00:23:14You don't know me. I want to be with a real star. That's Jonah.
00:23:20You'll never be half the man or athlete that he is.
00:23:26Yeah, I can see that.
00:23:28You know, I thought you cared about me.
00:23:31I guess I had your background.
00:23:34Wow.
00:23:36I didn't think you had that kind of spice in your Collins.
00:23:39Now, where were we?
00:23:42Whoa!
00:23:44Whoa, what the fuck?
00:23:46Wait a minute. Are the rumors true?
00:23:49Are you actually pregnant?
00:23:52You're trying to fuck me and baby trap me.
00:23:55You trashy, psycho bitch.
00:23:58Carson's dodged a bomb.
00:24:04That day, my final act of love for my best friend was convincing him I hated him.
00:24:12So he'd never come looking for me again.
00:24:15But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be.
00:24:25Collins, let me in, please.
00:24:27Carson?
00:24:28Drunk on a Monday night?
00:24:30Oh my god.
00:24:33Seriously, what do you want?
00:24:46What the hell?
00:24:48Put that away!
00:24:50I don't want to see my best friends if you know what.
00:24:54Carson, baby, where are you?
00:24:57Callie horse, callie horse.
00:24:58Callie horse, callie horse.
00:24:59Okay, don't.
00:25:04Why are you invoking the secret life or death code word on your girlfriend?
00:25:09You know, that's actually for, like, life or death situations.
00:25:12Ex-girlfriend, and this is serious.
00:25:14We're going to strip your apartment and she freaking ambushed me.
00:25:17You know how I get when we don't fuck.
00:25:23Open this door now!
00:25:25Do not keep your girlfriend waiting!
00:25:28Oh!
00:25:34Are you... harsh?
00:25:37You're grinding on me, it's the whole thing.
00:25:40Grinding?
00:25:42Who's grinding?
00:25:47Can you get us going, please?
00:25:49Open the door now!
00:25:51Or I swear to god, I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up!
00:25:57Oh!
00:25:58Oh!
00:26:00Hi, Lily.
00:26:02My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll.
00:26:06I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here.
00:26:09Uh, he's... he's oral... over at his house.
00:26:15Are you having a stroke?
00:26:15Why so nervous, Collins?
00:26:18Could it be that you...
00:26:21Um, uh...
00:26:23I was talking to him on FaceTime.
00:26:26And it was on speakerphone that's probably why you heard him.
00:26:30He was saying how he can't wait to have sex with you.
00:26:39Glad you know your place, bitch.
00:26:42Hmm.
00:26:44I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you.
00:26:51You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of going on or on.
00:26:55Or under, maybe.
00:26:57Get out!
00:26:58Get out!
00:26:59Get out!
00:27:05You know, I still don't know why you...
00:27:07Since when have I your best friend of a million years ever made you nervous?
00:27:11You barely made it through that.
00:27:16Hey!
00:27:17That's my...
00:27:18I put my...
00:27:19I put my...
00:27:19I put my doll on that!
00:27:21I...
00:27:21I...
00:27:22Put this on!
00:27:30Yeah, well, look out, miss.
00:27:32Damn, he looks hot in those.
00:27:36Well, it, uh...
00:27:37It worked!
00:27:38Didn't it?
00:27:39You're welcome.
00:27:39I'm...
00:27:39Yes, you're amazing.
00:27:41Up top.
00:27:50Oh, God, I...
00:27:51I can't believe I just saw my first penis.
00:27:55It was yours.
00:27:58Thoughts?
00:28:00Because, personally, I enjoyed what I saw down on your page.
00:28:03Carson!
00:28:04Did you...
00:28:05Did you really just say that?
00:28:08Ryan...
00:28:08Come on, answer.
00:28:11Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that either.
00:28:15It...
00:28:15It's...
00:28:17It's...
00:28:18Leave.
00:28:18It's...
00:28:18It's...
00:28:19It's...
00:28:19It's...
00:28:22It's...
00:28:23It's nice, and you need to leave.
00:28:25So you think it's nice?
00:28:27Ryan Collins, that is...
00:28:29Bold!
00:28:30You just admitted that my penis is nice.
00:28:32Shut up.
00:28:33It's...
00:28:33It's...
00:28:34It's...
00:28:36So...
00:28:36Just to be clear...
00:28:38You want me to leave even though you think that I have been very nice.
00:28:43It's...
00:28:44It's...
00:28:45It's...
00:28:46It's...
00:28:46It's...
00:28:49It's...
00:28:52It's...
00:28:56It's...
00:28:57It's...
00:29:00It's...
00:29:01It's...
00:29:02It's...
00:29:03It's...
00:29:04It's...
00:29:05It's...
00:29:06It's...
00:29:08It's...
00:29:11It's...
00:29:12It's...
00:29:12It's...
00:29:13It's...
00:29:17Please.
00:29:19Please.
00:29:20Please.
00:29:20Please.
00:29:20Of course it is.
00:29:21We...
00:29:22We can't.
00:29:23Why not?
00:29:24Because you're a little drunk and you're hiding from your evil psycho baby ex-girlfriend
00:29:31and you're a big football star and I'm just your dorky best friend and there's no way
00:29:35that you seriously want me.
00:29:37I like you.
00:29:38Gons.
00:29:40I'm very serious about how much I like you.
00:29:43Have you ever wondered what it would feel like if...
00:29:48there's something more?
00:29:50Only every day since I was seven.
00:29:53I've even thought about him being my first.
00:29:56But I never thought it could actually happen.
00:29:59Maybe.
00:30:17I can't believe you've been hiding this from me.
00:30:32I've never done this before.
00:30:35I know.
00:30:39I promise I'll take care of you.
00:30:41Maybe.
00:30:41You told me about that time.
00:30:46Because I know I won't even see the right.
00:30:50I will never want to march and.
00:30:54Girl you got carried away.
00:30:55You make me insane.
00:30:57Keep it just away.
00:30:59Cause the face is seen and strange.
00:31:06Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
00:31:15How'd you run to practice?
00:31:17Come find me on the field later tonight?
00:31:25I've loved Carson as long as I can remember.
00:31:29Does last night mean he feels the same?
00:31:32After the semester, he leaves for the most elite training camp.
00:31:36If he wants something more, he's probably gonna ask now.
00:31:53So, about last night?
00:31:55Oh God, does he regret it?
00:31:58Uh, yeah, about last night.
00:32:01Look, if you think it was a mistake, I...
00:32:04A mistake?
00:32:06Oh, so you can never be a mistake.
00:32:08Well, you were really drunk, and it's probably obvious that I've liked you forever,
00:32:13and I just didn't know if you wanted to be more than...
00:32:20What did you just say?
00:32:22I said I want to be more than friends.
00:32:25I like you.
00:32:26Carlos.
00:32:27You're real.
00:32:29I like you too, Carlos.
00:32:33What if this changes things between us?
00:32:36I don't want to lose my best friend.
00:32:38Oh.
00:32:40Look, we've still got a few months, and we saw a leave.
00:32:43Okay?
00:32:45We can take a stalk.
00:33:01I've wanted him since forever, and now he's finally mine.
00:33:08So what, you're period three weeks late, and you've been throwing up every day?
00:33:13That doesn't mean jack squat.
00:33:18Positive.
00:33:23How am I supposed to tell my best friend that I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:33:29I don't know.
00:33:30But you have to, right?
00:33:31He's leaving soon.
00:33:46Dude.
00:33:47It's so obvious that you're whipped for Ryan.
00:33:49Since the moment that we were kids on a playground, man.
00:33:53You know, I guess I just never really thought that she'd feel the same way about a dumb jock.
00:33:59Yeah.
00:34:02I know I have to leave sooner than I thought, but am I going away party?
00:34:05I'm going to finally ask her.
00:34:08She needs to know how bad I want this.
00:34:11I don't know.
00:34:18Watch it, Aggo.
00:34:19You can't even walk straight.
00:34:25No.
00:34:27Ow!
00:34:32Oh my god.
00:34:35Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
00:34:38Oh, but who's going to guard the bridge?
00:34:40Pregnant?
00:34:41Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:34:43Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:34:48Give that back.
00:34:49I will.
00:34:49When you tell me who your baby daddy is.
00:34:52I can't tell her the baby's Carson's.
00:34:54Her ex?
00:34:56She would kill me.
00:35:00Oh my god.
00:35:01You don't even remember?
00:35:03You're such a slut.
00:35:04Ew.
00:35:05I'm going to call you Ghana Ryan.
00:35:09Maybe you should get tested for STDs, Trish.
00:35:13That's one test you'll actually pass.
00:35:17For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch, but probably has the body count of a stripper?
00:35:23You've got some nerve.
00:35:24Expose her, Lily.
00:35:25Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale.
00:35:35Not much.
00:35:36Oh, but don't worry.
00:35:38Maybe this little guy can make you some cash.
00:35:41Ew.
00:35:42So trashy.
00:35:44Are you crying?
00:35:46Is it because your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
00:35:49Well, newsflash.
00:35:51He's moving across the country to be an NFL star.
00:35:54What the?
00:35:55No, no, he's staying right here in North Cardiff.
00:35:59Oh.
00:36:00You don't know.
00:36:01He's training with the NFL champions.
00:36:03He's going to be gone the whole fall semester and the whole summer.
00:36:07I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale.
00:36:10She just sucks up all the air.
00:36:11Daddy.
00:36:13Oh, summer.
00:36:14Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat, teen moms driving them down.
00:36:19Not like he'd even stand a chance.
00:36:21Yeah.
00:36:21Have you seen NFL wags?
00:36:23Perfect tits, perfect tents.
00:36:25You're already bloating.
00:36:26Oh my god, imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now.
00:36:32Just drop out, Ryan.
00:36:36That was so close.
00:36:38Carson, you're going off to practice with NFL players and here I am.
00:36:49Love is right.
00:36:50If I distract Carson with this baby, I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable of being.
00:36:56I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for.
00:37:03Your father can never find out about you.
00:37:08He needs to leave and never come back.
00:37:13Come on!
00:37:14Let's go!
00:37:17To Carson!
00:37:21The youngest player in history to travel to NFL team.
00:37:26Your career is like set, man.
00:37:29How does it feel?
00:37:30Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed.
00:37:33All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
00:37:36Of course, I wouldn't be here without my team.
00:37:41But I also owe this win to my best friend, Ryan Collins.
00:37:47You've stood by my side since it was just for every win, every loss, every stupid dream I've ever had.
00:37:59Carson.
00:38:02Carson.
00:38:04What happens?
00:38:05Carson.
00:38:06Talk to me.
00:38:07Sleep.
00:38:10I don't freaking have one job.
00:38:12To throw the ball.
00:38:14I blew it.
00:38:17Everybody's counting on me and I blew it.
00:38:19I blew it because I'm an idiot.
00:38:21No, hey, breathe, Carson.
00:38:25Breathe, okay?
00:38:27You're the youngest captain in our school's history.
00:38:30You are perfect.
00:38:3399% of the time.
00:38:35On and off the field.
00:38:44You're not embarrassed.
00:38:47Everybody's going to ignore me.
00:38:48I blew the homecoming game.
00:38:49You're my best friend, stupid.
00:38:52I mean, yeah, sure, you're going to make it to the NFL one day,
00:38:55but I'd still be best friends with you,
00:38:58even if you were the water boy.
00:39:08That night, you said we were best friends.
00:39:13Ryan, I want to be so much more than that.
00:39:16There's no doubt, no question in my mind.
00:39:21Well, except for one.
00:39:25Oh, my God.
00:39:29Will you marry me, Ryan Collins?
00:39:35Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat,
00:39:38team moms driving them down.
00:39:40I'm so sorry, Carson.
00:39:42You're my best friend.
00:39:44That's why I'm doing this.
00:39:48Oh!
00:39:56Ryan, what the hell?
00:39:59I thought you liked me.
00:40:01I thought you wanted this.
00:40:02You thought wrong.
00:40:03I could never be with a loser like you.
00:40:05That's bullshit.
00:40:07I've known you since we were seven.
00:40:09I know when you're lying.
00:40:11You don't know me.
00:40:12I want to be with a real star.
00:40:15That's Jonah.
00:40:17You'll never be half the man or athlete that he is.
00:40:23I can see that.
00:40:24You know, I thought you cared about me.
00:40:27I guess I had your back room.
00:40:30Wow.
00:40:33I didn't think you had that kind of spice in your comments.
00:40:36Nah.
00:40:37Where were we?
00:40:39Whoa!
00:40:41Whoa, what the fuck?
00:40:43Wait a minute.
00:40:44Are the rumors true?
00:40:45Are you actually pregnant?
00:40:47Oh, you're trying to fuck me and baby trap me.
00:40:52You trashy, psycho bitch.
00:40:55Carson's dodged a bomb.
00:41:01That day, my final act of love for my best friend was convincing him I hated him.
00:41:09So he'd never come looking for me again.
00:41:12But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be.
00:41:43Carson, Carson!
00:41:45Carson, Carson, you led your team to their first NCAA championship.
00:41:47championship in 50 years.
00:41:49And now every college in the nation wants you on their team.
00:41:52Where are you going?
00:41:53Georgia?
00:41:54Oregon?
00:41:55Boise?
00:41:55Texas?
00:41:57Ryan?
00:41:59Ryan, you need to come look at this!
00:42:00Please hold.
00:42:02Okay.
00:42:04Oh, you need to type her.
00:42:14Hey!
00:42:15I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms, but isn't it good for Charlie to
00:42:19see your dad?
00:42:20For all?
00:42:21She'll know.
00:42:22I found her dad at a random sperm bank.
00:42:25Got it?
00:42:25Are you sure you're ready for school on Monday?
00:42:28You haven't slept in like four months.
00:42:29I can't give Charlie the life she deserves, working a minimum wage job.
00:42:33I need to get my pre-med degree.
00:42:35And you're not afraid of seeing you know who?
00:42:37Carson?
00:42:40No, no way.
00:42:41It's my guts.
00:42:43He's gotten an offer from every single Big Ten school for his senior season.
00:42:47There's no way that he'd come back to lame-ass middle of nowhere in North Cardiff.
00:42:53Actually, I'll be going back to my roots.
00:42:56I'll be spending my senior season at the university in North Cardiff.
00:43:06Ryan, put that away.
00:43:07Your baby is fine.
00:43:08You won't be if you make me drink alone tonight.
00:43:11Oh, shut up!
00:43:14You're going to be drinking alone regardless.
00:43:17Babies can't drink tequila, remember?
00:43:20Come on, you're still in milk.
00:43:21And you haven't gone out since Charlie was born, so you have to have fun with me.
00:43:24Where else?
00:43:26Okay, fine.
00:43:27I'll stay.
00:43:28You only need to watch over your drunk ass.
00:43:31Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties?
00:43:36Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
00:43:40She might shed a few pounds.
00:43:41I see you still don't have any hobbies, Lily.
00:43:43Oh, like you do?
00:43:45Still no dad in the picture, I'm guessing.
00:43:47He dodged a bullet.
00:43:49You're really pudgy.
00:43:50You look like my mom before she started her diet.
00:43:53Leave her alone.
00:43:55You know, I heard the most interesting rumor today.
00:43:58I heard that someone very important is transferring back for his senior year.
00:44:02In fact, I think he's here now.
00:44:07Hope you don't embarrass yourself, Mama.
00:44:10Who?
00:44:10Who's here?
00:44:34What are you doing?
00:44:36Hey!
00:44:38Oh my god, Freddy Krueger!
00:44:41I was going to make fun of your saggy ass breasts, but this is so much grosser.
00:44:46Let go of my skirt!
00:44:47Or what?
00:44:49Hey everyone, who wants to see Ryan's awesome new party trip?
00:44:54Ooh!
00:44:57Who wants to see a human cow get milked?
00:45:03Oh!
00:45:04Oh my god, she's actually leaking milk!
00:45:11Gross!
00:45:12Who wants to see Ryan's nasty ass cow drink again?
00:45:16Milk back cow!
00:45:17Milk back cow!
00:45:19Milk back cow!
00:45:21Milk back cow!
00:45:30Oh my god, Carson!
00:45:32He can't find out I had his child like this!
00:45:35Collins?
00:45:44Is that what I think it is?
00:45:54Ryan, what the hell?
00:45:56I thought you liked me.
00:45:58But you wanted this.
00:46:00You thought wrong.
00:46:01I could never be with a loser like you.
00:46:03That's bullshit.
00:46:05I've known you since we were seven.
00:46:07I know when you're lying.
00:46:08You don't know me!
00:46:10I want to be with a real star.
00:46:12That's...
00:46:13That's Jonah.
00:46:13Jonah, you'll never be half the man or athlete that he is.
00:46:20I can see that.
00:46:22You know, I thought you cared about me.
00:46:25I guess I had your back room.
00:46:28Wow.
00:46:31I didn't think you had that kind of spice in you, Collins.
00:46:34Nah.
00:46:35Where were we?
00:46:37Whoa!
00:46:38Whoa, what the fuck?
00:46:40Wait a minute.
00:46:42Are the rumors true?
00:46:43Are you actually pregnant?
00:46:46Ugh.
00:46:47You're trying to fuck me in baby trap.
00:46:49You trashy, psycho bitch.
00:46:52Carson's dodged a bomb.
00:46:58That day, my final act of love for my best friend was convincing him I hated him, so he'd never
00:47:08come looking for me again.
00:47:09But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be.
00:47:20Collins, let me in, please.
00:47:22Carson?
00:47:23Drunk on a Monday night?
00:47:26God.
00:47:27Seriously, what do you want?
00:47:41What the hell?
00:47:43Put that away!
00:47:44I don't want to see my best friend's funeral.
00:47:47What?
00:47:48Carson?
00:47:49Baby?
00:47:50Where are you?
00:47:51Tell me who's coming, horse.
00:47:59Why are you invoking the secret life or death code word on your girlfriend?
00:48:03You know, that's actually for, like, life or death situations.
00:48:06Ex-girlfriend is serious.
00:48:08We're going to strip your apartment that you freaking ambushed on me.
00:48:11You know how I get when we don't fuck!
00:48:18Open this door now!
00:48:19Do not keep your girlfriend waiting!
00:48:22Oh!
00:48:24What?
00:48:25Oh!
00:48:28Are you...
00:48:30harsh?
00:48:32You grinding on me is nothing.
00:48:35Grinding?
00:48:36Who's grinding?
00:48:41Can you get us go away, please?
00:48:44Open the door now!
00:48:45Or I swear to God, I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up!
00:48:54Hi, Lily.
00:48:56My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll.
00:49:00I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here.
00:49:03Uh, he's...
00:49:04He's overall...
00:49:07Over...
00:49:07Over at his house.
00:49:09Are you having a stroke?
00:49:11Why so nervous, Kongs?
00:49:13Could it be that you...
00:49:16Um, uh...
00:49:18I was talking to him on FaceTime.
00:49:20And it was on speakerphone that's about probably why you heard him.
00:49:24He was saying how he can't wait to have sex with you.
00:49:33Glad you know your place, bitch.
00:49:38I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you.
00:49:45You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of relying on.
00:49:50Or under, I mean.
00:49:52Get out, get out, get out, get out!
00:49:56Ugh.
00:50:00You know, I still don't know why you...
00:50:01Since when have I, your best friend of a million years, ever made you nervous?
00:50:06You barely made it through that.
00:50:11Hey!
00:50:12Hey!
00:50:12That's my...
00:50:12I put my...
00:50:13I put my...
00:50:13I put my help on that!
00:50:15I...
00:50:16I...
00:50:16I...
00:50:17I...
00:50:17I...
00:50:17I...
00:50:17I...
00:50:17I...
00:50:28I...
00:50:42I...
00:50:43I...
00:50:43I...
00:50:45I...
00:50:46I can't believe I just saw my first penis.
00:50:50It was...
00:50:50Yours.
00:50:52Ugh.
00:50:53I...
00:50:53Your thoughts?
00:50:55Because personally I enjoy what I saw down on your penis.
00:50:57Carson, did you, did you really just say that?
00:51:01Ryan, come on, answer.
00:51:06Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that either.
00:51:11It's, it's leave.
00:51:13You need to leave.
00:51:16It's nice, and you need to leave.
00:51:19So you think it's nice?
00:51:22Ryan Collins, that is bold.
00:51:25You just admitted that my penis is nice.
00:51:27Shut up.
00:51:30So, just to be clear, you want me to leave, even though you think that I had a very nice...
00:51:38Shut up.
00:51:40Oh, God.
00:51:54Yeah.
00:52:15We can't.
00:52:18Why not?
00:52:19Because you're a little drunk, and you're hiding from your evil, psycho baby ex-girlfriend, and you're a big football
00:52:27star, and I'm just your dorky best friend, and there's no way that you seriously want me.
00:52:31I like you.
00:52:33I like you.
00:52:35I'm very serious about how much I like you.
00:52:38Have you ever wondered what it would feel like if...
00:52:42Or something more?
00:52:45Only every day since I was seven.
00:52:48I've even thought about him being my first, but I never thought it could actually happen.
00:52:53Maybe.
00:53:09Holy shit, Collins.
00:53:12I can't believe you've been hiding this from me.
00:53:27I've never done this before.
00:53:29I know.
00:53:30I know.
00:53:33I promise I'll take care of you.
00:54:01Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
00:54:04My friend?
00:54:10How'd you run to practice?
00:54:12Come find me on the field later tonight?
00:54:19I've loved Carson as long as I can remember.
00:54:24Does last night mean he feels the same?
00:54:27After the semester, he bleeds for the most elite training camp.
00:54:30If he wants something more, he's probably gonna ask now.
00:54:47So... about last night?
00:54:49Oh God. Does he regret it?
00:54:52Uh, yeah. About last night.
00:54:55Look, if... if you think it was a mistake...
00:54:58A mistake?
00:55:00Uh-huh. So you can never be able to explain it.
00:55:03Well, you were... you were really drunk,
00:55:04and it's probably obvious that I've...
00:55:06liked you forever, and I just...
00:55:09I didn't know if you want to be more than...
00:55:14What didn't you just say?
00:55:16I said I want to be more than friends.
00:55:19I like you.
00:55:21Carlos. For real.
00:55:23I like you too, Carlos.
00:55:26I just...
00:55:27What if this changes things between us?
00:55:30I don't want to lose my best friend.
00:55:33Mom.
00:55:34Look, we've still got a few months, most always.
00:55:37Okay?
00:55:39We can take a slow.
00:55:56I've wanted him since forever.
00:55:58And now he's finally mine.
00:56:03So what? You're period three weeks late, and you've been throwing up every day.
00:56:07That doesn't mean jack squat.
00:56:13Positive.
00:56:18How am I supposed to tell my best friend that I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:56:23I don't know.
00:56:24But you have to, right? He's leaving soon.
00:56:26No.
00:56:40Dude.
00:56:42It's so obvious that you're wet for Ryan.
00:56:44Since the moment that we were kids on a playground, man.
00:56:48You know, I guess I just never really thought that she'd feel the same way about a dumb jock.
00:56:53Fuck yeah.
00:56:56I know I have to leave sooner than I thought, but at my going away party, I'm gonna finally ask
00:57:01her.
00:57:02She means not how bad I want this.
00:57:13Watch it, Akko. Ugh, you can't even walk straight.
00:57:20No.
00:57:22Ow!
00:57:23Ow!
00:57:27Oh my god.
00:57:29Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
00:57:32Aw, but who's gonna guard the bridge?
00:57:35Pregnant?
00:57:36Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:57:38Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:57:42Give that back!
00:57:43I will!
00:57:44When you tell me who your baby daddy is.
00:57:46I can't tell her the baby's Carson's.
00:57:48Her ex?
00:57:50She would kill me.
00:57:54Oh my god.
00:57:56You don't even remember?
00:57:57You're such a slut.
00:57:59Ew.
00:58:00I'm gonna call you Ghana Ryan.
00:58:02Oh my god.
00:58:04You should get tested for STDs, Trish.
00:58:07That's one test you'll actually pass.
00:58:11For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch, but probably has the body count of a stripper?
00:58:17You've got some nerve.
00:58:19Expose her, Lily.
00:58:20Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale.
00:58:29Not much.
00:58:31Oh, but don't worry.
00:58:32Maybe this little guy can make you some cash.
00:58:36Ew.
00:58:36So trashy.
00:58:39Aw, are you crying?
00:58:41Is it cause your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
00:58:44Well newsflash, he's moving across the country to be an NFL star.
00:58:48What?
00:58:49No.
00:58:50No.
00:58:51He's staying right here in North Cardiff.
00:58:53Oh.
00:58:54You don't know.
00:58:55He's training with the NFL champions.
00:58:57He's gonna be gone the whole fall semester and the whole summer.
00:59:01I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale.
00:59:04She just sucks up all the air.
00:59:06Daddy.
00:59:07The whole summer?
00:59:09Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down.
00:59:13Not like you'd even stand a chance.
00:59:15Yeah.
00:59:16Have you seen NFL wags?
00:59:17Perfect tits, perfect tens.
00:59:20You're already bloating.
00:59:21Oh my god.
00:59:22Imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now.
00:59:26Just drop out, Ryan.
00:59:30That was so close.
00:59:33Carson, you're going off to practice with NFL players and here I am.
00:59:38Go on!
00:59:41Go on!
00:59:43Go on!
00:59:43Go on!
00:59:44Lily's right.
00:59:44If I distract Carson with this baby, I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable
00:59:50of being.
00:59:51I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for.
00:59:57Your father can never find out about you.
01:00:02He needs to leave and never come back.
01:00:06Woo!
01:00:07Come on!
01:00:09Let's go!
01:00:11To Carson!
01:00:15The youngest player in history to train with NFL team.
01:00:20Yeah.
01:00:21Your career is like set, man.
01:00:23How does it feel?
01:00:24Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed.
01:00:28I'm tired, I'm tired.
01:00:29Woo!
01:00:31Of course, I wouldn't be here without my team.
01:00:34Woo!
01:00:35Woo!
01:00:35But I also owe this win to my best friend, Ryan Collins.
01:00:42I've stood by my sides until my kids.
01:00:45For every win, every loss, every stupid dream I've ever had.
01:00:51oh.
01:00:52Oh.
01:00:53Carson.
01:00:56Carson!
01:00:58What happened?
01:01:00Talk to me.
01:01:02It's me.
01:01:04I freaking have one job to throw the ball.
01:01:08Oh, God.
01:01:11everybody's counting on me and i blew it i blew it because i'm an idiot
01:01:17hey breathe carson breathe okay you're the youngest captain in our school's history
01:01:24you are perfect 99 of the time on and off the field
01:01:38you're not embarrassed everybody's gonna ignore me i'll do the homecoming game
01:01:43you're my best friend stupid i mean yeah sure you're gonna make it to the nfl one day
01:01:49but i'd still be best friends with you even if you were the water boy
01:02:03that night you said we were best friends
01:02:08ryan i want to be so much better than that
01:02:11there's no doubt no question in my mind
01:02:17except for one
01:02:21will you marry me ryan collins
01:02:29guys like him don't need deadweight deadbeat teen moms dragging them down
01:02:34i'm so sorry carson you're my best friend
01:02:39that's why i'm doing this
01:02:51ryan what the hell
01:02:53i thought you liked me but you wanted this
01:02:56you thought wrong
01:02:58i can never be with a loser like you
01:03:00that's bullshit
01:03:02i have known you since we were seven
01:03:04i know when you're lying
01:03:05you don't know me
01:03:06i want to be with a real star
01:03:08that's that's jonah
01:03:11you'll never be half the man or athlete that he
01:03:17i can see that
01:03:19you know i thought you cared about me
01:03:22i guess i had your back room
01:03:25wow
01:03:27i didn't think you had that kind of spice in your comments
01:03:30nah
01:03:32where were we
01:03:34whoa
01:03:34whoa what the fuck
01:03:37wait a minute
01:03:38are the rumors true
01:03:40are you actually pregnant
01:03:43you're trying to fuck me in baby traveling
01:03:46you trashy psycho bitch
01:03:49carson's dodged a bomb
01:03:55that day
01:03:56my final act of love
01:03:58for my best friend
01:04:00was convincing him
01:04:01i hated him
01:04:03so he'd never come looking for me again
01:04:06but i was wrong about how stubborn carson blake could be
01:04:37carson
01:04:38carson
01:04:39carson
01:04:39you led your team to their first ncaa championship in 50 years
01:04:43and now every college in the nation wants you on their team
01:04:46where are you going
01:04:48georgia
01:04:48oregon
01:04:49voise
01:04:50texas
01:04:51ryan
01:04:53ryan you need to come look at this
01:04:55please hold
01:04:56okay
01:04:59oh you need a diaper
01:05:09hey
01:05:10i know you and carson didn't leave on the best of terms but isn't it good for charlie to see
01:05:14your dad
01:05:14for all
01:05:15she'll know
01:05:16i i found her dad at a random sperm bank
01:05:19got it
01:05:20are you sure you're ready for school on monday
01:05:22you haven't slept in like four months
01:05:24i can't give charlie the life she deserves working a minimum wage job
01:05:27i need to get my pre-med degree
01:05:29and you're not afraid of seeing you know who
01:05:32carson
01:05:34no
01:05:34no way
01:05:36it's my guts
01:05:37he's gotten an offer from every single big ten school for his senior season
01:05:41and there's no way that he'd come back to lame ass middle of nowhere north cardiff
01:05:47actually
01:05:48i'll be going back to my roots
01:05:50i'll be spending my senior season at the university of north cardiff
01:06:00put that away your baby is fine
01:06:03you won't be if you make me drink alone tonight
01:06:09you're gonna be drinking alone regardless
01:06:11babies can't drink tequila remember
01:06:14come on you're still a milk
01:06:15and you haven't gone out since charlie was born
01:06:18so you have to have fun with me
01:06:19where else
01:06:20okay fine
01:06:21i'll stay
01:06:22only to watch over your drunk ass
01:06:26isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties
01:06:31why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat
01:06:34she might shed a few pounds
01:06:36i see you still don't have any hobbies lily
01:06:38oh like you do still no dad in the picture i'm guessing
01:06:41he dodged a bullet
01:06:43really pudgy
01:06:45you look like my mom before she started her diet
01:06:47leave her alone
01:06:48you know i heard the most interesting rumor today
01:06:52i heard that someone very important is transferring back for his senior year
01:06:56in fact i think he's here now
01:07:01hope you don't embarrass yourself mama
01:07:05who's here
01:07:29hey
01:07:32oh my god freddy krueger
01:07:35i was going to make fun of your saggy ass breasts
01:07:38but this is so much grosser
01:07:40let go of my skirt
01:07:42or what
01:07:43hey everyone
01:07:44who wants to see ryan's awesome new party tree
01:07:48who wants to see a human cow get milk
01:08:00oh my god
01:08:03oh my god she's actually leaking milk
01:08:05gross
01:08:05who wants to see ryan's nasty ass cow trick again
01:08:10milk bad cow
01:08:13milk bad cow
01:08:15milk bad cow
01:08:15milk bad cow
01:08:16milk bad cow
01:08:22oh my god
01:08:26i can't find out i had a child like this
01:08:30columns
01:08:38is that what i think it is