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POV: Your best friend is a football prodigy, you have one romantic night, and now you're secretly pregnant! 😱 To protect his NFL career, Ryan lets Carsen go without telling him the truth. Do you think he will come back for her when he finds out? Drop a 🏈 in the comments if you love a good sports romance! 👇
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👫Cast: Talia Wynzel
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POV: Your best friend is a football prodigy, you have one romantic night, and now you're secretly pregnant! 😱 To protect his NFL career, Ryan lets Carsen go without telling him the truth. Do you think he will come back for her when he finds out? Drop a 🏈 in the comments if you love a good sports romance! 👇
⭐GENRE: Student, Athlete, Friends to Lovers, Campus Lovers
👫Cast: Talia Wynzel
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00:00:05I don't know, but you have to, right?
00:00:08He's leaving soon.
00:00:22Dude, it's so obvious that you're with for Ryan.
00:00:26Since the moment we were kids on a playground, man.
00:00:29You know, I guess I just never really thought that she'd feel the same way about a dumb jock.
00:00:35Yeah.
00:00:38I know I have to leave sooner than I thought, but am I going away party?
00:00:42I'm going to finally ask her.
00:00:44She needs to know how bad I want this.
00:00:54Watch it, Aggo.
00:00:56You can't even walk straight.
00:01:02No.
00:01:03Ow!
00:01:09Oh my god.
00:01:11Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
00:01:14Oh, but who's going to guard the bridge?
00:01:16Pregnant?
00:01:17Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:01:19Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:01:22Oh my god.
00:01:29Mollins, let me in, please.
00:01:31Carson?
00:01:32Drunk on a Monday night?
00:01:34Oh god.
00:01:37Seriously, how do you want?
00:01:49What the hell?
00:01:52Put that away.
00:01:54I don't want to see my best friends.
00:01:56You know, what?
00:01:57Carson, baby.
00:01:59Where are you?
00:02:08Why are you invoking the secret life or death code word on your girlfriend?
00:02:12You know, that's actually for, like, life or death situations.
00:02:15Ex-girlfriend.
00:02:17And this is serious.
00:02:18Don't strip your apartment.
00:02:19Why didn't you freaking handle me?
00:02:21You know how I get when we don't fuck.
00:02:27Open this door now.
00:02:29Do not keep your girlfriend waiting.
00:02:31Oh.
00:02:37Are you...
00:02:39harsh?
00:02:41You grinding on me is nothing.
00:02:44Grinding?
00:02:46Who's grinding?
00:02:51Yeah, let's go away, please.
00:02:53Open the door now!
00:02:55Or I swear to god, I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up!
00:03:04Hi, Lily.
00:03:06My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll.
00:03:10I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here.
00:03:12Uh, he's...
00:03:14He's oral.
00:03:15Oh, over.
00:03:17Over at his house.
00:03:18Are you having a stroke?
00:03:20Why so nervous, Kongs?
00:03:22Could it be that you...
00:03:25Um, uh...
00:03:27I was talking to him on FaceTime.
00:03:30And it was on speakerphone.
00:03:31That's probably why you heard him.
00:03:34He was saying how he can't...
00:03:37He can't wait to have sex...
00:03:40Have sex with you.
00:03:43I'm glad you know your place, bitch.
00:03:48I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you.
00:03:54You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of allowing on.
00:03:59Or under, I mean.
00:04:01Get out!
00:04:02Get out!
00:04:02Get out!
00:04:03Get out!
00:04:09You know, I still don't know why you...
00:04:11Since when have I, your best friend of a million years, ever made you nervous?
00:04:15You barely made it through that.
00:04:20Hey!
00:04:21That's my...
00:04:21I put my...
00:04:22I put my belt on that!
00:04:24I...
00:04:25I...
00:04:25Put this on!
00:04:34Damn, I've gotten this.
00:04:35Damn, he looks hot in those.
00:04:39Well, it, uh...
00:04:41It worked, didn't it?
00:04:42You're welcome.
00:04:43Yes, you're amazing.
00:04:45I'm Tom.
00:04:47I'm Tom.
00:04:54Oh, God, I can't believe I just saw my first penis.
00:04:59And it's yours.
00:05:02Thoughts?
00:05:04Because personally, I enjoyed what I saw down in your penis.
00:05:07Carson, did you...
00:05:08Did you really just say that?
00:05:10Ryan.
00:05:12Come on, answer.
00:05:15Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that, either.
00:05:19It...
00:05:19It's...
00:05:21It's...
00:05:21Leave.
00:05:22You need to...
00:05:26It's...
00:05:26It's nice, and you need to leave.
00:05:29So you think it's nice?
00:05:31Ryan Collins, that is bold.
00:05:34You just admitted that my penis is nice.
00:05:36Shut up.
00:05:39So, just to be clear, you want me to leave even though you think that I had a very nice...
00:05:48Shut up.
00:05:49Oh, God.
00:05:52Let's do it.
00:06:23Oh, of course I guess we, we, we can't.
00:06:27Why not?
00:06:28Because you're, you're, you're a little drunk and you're hiding from your evil psycho baby ex-girlfriend and you're a
00:06:36big football star and I'm just your dorky best friend and there's no way that you seriously want me.
00:06:41I like you.
00:06:42Cons.
00:06:44I'm very serious about how much I like you.
00:06:47Have you ever wondered what it would feel like?
00:06:51Or something more?
00:06:54Only every day since I was seven.
00:06:57I've even thought about him being my first, but I never thought it could actually happen.
00:07:03Maybe.
00:07:21I can't believe you've been hiding this from me.
00:07:36I've never done this before.
00:07:38I know.
00:07:42I promise I'll take care of you.
00:07:44I told you that I'm not that type.
00:07:50Don't wanna waste it right.
00:07:54Make it more than more chance.
00:07:57Yeah.
00:07:58Oh, you got carried away.
00:07:59Ooh, you made me to say.
00:08:01Keep in mess with weight.
00:08:02In this space, you see in your face.
00:08:10Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
00:08:19How'd you run to practice?
00:08:21Come find me on the field later tonight?
00:08:28I've loved Carson for as long as I can remember.
00:08:33Does this last night mean he feels the same?
00:08:36After the semester, he leaves for the most elite training camp.
00:08:40If you want something more, he's probably gonna ask now.
00:08:57So, about last night?
00:08:58Oh, God.
00:09:00Does he regret it?
00:09:02Yeah, about last night.
00:09:05Look, if you think it was a mistake, I...
00:09:08A mistake?
00:09:10Oh, so you can let me be in sleep.
00:09:11Well, you were, you were really drunk, and it's probably obvious that I've liked you forever, and I just...
00:09:19I didn't know if you wanted me more than...
00:09:23What didn't you just say?
00:09:26I said I want to be more than friends.
00:09:29I like you.
00:09:30Cars.
00:09:31For real.
00:09:33I like you too, Cars.
00:09:35I just...
00:09:36What if this changes things between us?
00:09:40I don't want to lose my best friend.
00:09:42I won't.
00:09:43Look, we still got a few months, as always.
00:09:47Okay?
00:09:48We can take a stop.
00:10:05I've wanted him since forever.
00:10:08And now he's finally mine.
00:10:12So what, your period three weeks late, and you've been throwing up every day, that doesn't mean jack squat.
00:10:17What?
00:10:22Positive.
00:10:27How am I supposed to tell my best friend that I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:10:32I don't know.
00:10:34But you have to, right?
00:10:35He's leaving soon.
00:10:50Dude, that's so obvious that you're with for Ryan.
00:10:53Since the moment that we were kids on a playground, man.
00:10:57You know, I guess I just never really thought that she'd feel the same way about a dumb jock.
00:11:02Fuck yeah.
00:11:05I know I have to leave sooner than I thought, but at my going away party, I'm going to finally
00:11:10ask her.
00:11:11She needs to know how bad I want this.
00:11:22Watch it, Ugggo.
00:11:23You can't even walk straight.
00:11:29No.
00:11:31Ow!
00:11:32Ow!
00:11:33Ow!
00:11:36Oh my god.
00:11:38Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
00:11:41Aw, but who's going to guard the bridge?
00:11:44Pregnant?
00:11:45Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:11:47Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:11:51You've got back!
00:11:52I will!
00:11:53When you tell me who your baby daddy is.
00:11:55I can't tell her the baby's Carson's.
00:11:58Her ex?
00:11:59She would kill me.
00:12:04Oh my god.
00:12:05You don't even remember?
00:12:07You're such a slut.
00:12:08Ew.
00:12:09I'm going to call you Ghana-Ryan.
00:12:13Maybe you should get tested for STD strip.
00:12:16That's one test you'll actually pass.
00:12:21For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch, but probably has the body count of a
00:12:26stripper?
00:12:26I've got some nerve.
00:12:28Expose her, Lily.
00:12:29Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale.
00:12:38Not much.
00:12:40Oh, but don't worry.
00:12:42Maybe this little guy can make you some cash.
00:12:45Ew.
00:12:46So trashy.
00:12:48Aw, are you crying?
00:12:50Is it because your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
00:12:53Well, newsflash.
00:12:55He's moving across the country to be an NFL star.
00:12:57What?
00:12:58No.
00:12:59No, no.
00:13:00He's staying right here in North Cardiff.
00:13:03Oh.
00:13:03You don't know.
00:13:05He's training with the NFL champions.
00:13:07He's going to be gone the whole fall semester and the whole summer.
00:13:11I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale.
00:13:13She just sucks up all the air.
00:13:15Daddy.
00:13:17Oh, Summer.
00:13:17Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat team moms dragging them down.
00:13:23Not like you'd even seen a chance.
00:13:25Yeah.
00:13:25Have you seen NFL wags?
00:13:27Perfect tits, perfect tents.
00:13:29You're already bloating.
00:13:30Oh my God.
00:13:31Imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now.
00:13:35Just drop out, Ryan.
00:13:40That was so close.
00:13:41Carson, you're going off to practice with NFL players and here I am.
00:13:52Lily's right.
00:13:53If I distract Carson with this baby, I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable of being.
00:14:00I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for.
00:14:06Your father can never find out about you.
00:14:11He needs to leave and never come back.
00:14:16Come on!
00:14:18Let's go!
00:14:21To Carson!
00:14:25The youngest player in history to Trevor Lennifal team.
00:14:29Yeah, Lily.
00:14:30Your career is like set.
00:14:32How does it feel?
00:14:34Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed.
00:14:37I'm going to ride on.
00:14:38Woo!
00:14:40Of course, I wouldn't be here without my team.
00:14:43Woo!
00:14:44Woo!
00:14:45But I also owe this win to my best friend.
00:14:49Ryan Collins.
00:14:51I've stood by myself in the mountains.
00:14:54For every win.
00:14:56Every loss.
00:14:59Every stupid dream I've ever had.
00:15:03Carson.
00:15:05Carson.
00:15:07What happened?
00:15:09Talk to me.
00:15:11Sleep.
00:15:13I freaking had one job.
00:15:16To throw the ball.
00:15:18And I blew it.
00:15:20Everybody's counting on me and I blew it.
00:15:23I blew it because I'm an idiot.
00:15:25No, hey, breathe.
00:15:28Carson, breathe.
00:15:29Okay?
00:15:30You're the youngest captain in our school's history.
00:15:34You are perfect.
00:15:3699% of the time.
00:15:39On and off the field.
00:15:48No, I'm embarrassed.
00:15:50Everybody's going to ignore me.
00:15:52I'll do the homecoming game.
00:15:53You're my best friend, stupid.
00:15:56I mean, yeah, sure, you're going to make it to the NFL one day.
00:15:59But I'd still be best friends with you, even if you were the water boy.
00:16:12That night, you said we were best friends.
00:16:17Ryan, I want to be so much more than that.
00:16:20There's no doubt.
00:16:22No question in my mind.
00:16:25No.
00:16:26Except for one.
00:16:28I'm sorry.
00:16:33Will you marry me, Ryan Collins?
00:16:39Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down.
00:16:43I'm so sorry, Carson.
00:16:46You're my best friend.
00:16:48That's why I'm doing this.
00:16:52Oh!
00:16:53Oh!
00:17:00Ryan, what the hell?
00:17:02I thought you liked me.
00:17:05I thought you wanted this.
00:17:06You thought wrong.
00:17:07I could never be with a loser like you.
00:17:09That's bullshit.
00:17:11I've known you since we were seven.
00:17:13I know when you're lying.
00:17:15You don't know me.
00:17:16I want to be with a real star.
00:17:19That's Jonah.
00:17:20You'll never be half the man or athlete that he is.
00:17:27I can see that.
00:17:28You know, I thought you cared about me.
00:17:31I guess I had your back.
00:17:34Wow.
00:17:37I didn't think you had that kind of spice in your collards.
00:17:40Nah.
00:17:41Where were we?
00:17:43Whoa!
00:17:44Whoa!
00:17:45What the fuck?
00:17:46Wait a minute.
00:17:48Are the rumors true?
00:17:49Are you actually pregnant?
00:17:53You're trying to fuck me and baby trap me.
00:17:55You trashy, psycho bitch.
00:17:58Carson's dodged a bomb.
00:18:04That day, my final act of love for my best friend
00:18:09was convincing him I hated him.
00:18:12So he'd never come looking for me again.
00:18:15But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be.
00:18:36I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be.
00:18:47Carson!
00:18:47Carson!
00:18:49You led your team to their first NCAA championship in 50 years.
00:18:53And now every college in the nation wants you on their team.
00:18:56Where are you going?
00:18:57Georgia?
00:18:58Oregon?
00:18:59Boise?
00:18:59Texas?
00:19:01Ryan?
00:19:02Ryan, you need to come look at this.
00:19:04Please hold.
00:19:06Okay.
00:19:08Oh, you need a diaper.
00:19:18Hey!
00:19:19I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms,
00:19:22but isn't it good for Charlie to see your dad?
00:19:23For all?
00:19:24She'll know.
00:19:25I found her dad at a random sperm bank.
00:19:28Got it?
00:19:29Are you sure you're ready for school on Monday?
00:19:31You haven't slept in like four months.
00:19:33I can't give Charlie the life she deserves working a minimum wage job.
00:19:37I need to get my pre-med degree.
00:19:39And you're not afraid of seeing you know who?
00:19:41Carson?
00:19:43No.
00:19:44No way.
00:19:45It's my guts.
00:19:47He's gotten an offer from every single Big Ten school for his senior season.
00:19:51There's no way that he'd come back to lame-ass middle of nowhere North Cardiff.
00:19:57Actually, I'll be going back to my roots.
00:19:59I'll be spending my senior season at the University of North Cardiff.
00:20:09I need to put that away.
00:20:10Your baby is fine.
00:20:12You won't be if you make me drink alone tonight.
00:20:15Oh, shut up!
00:20:18You're going to be drinking alone regardless.
00:20:21The babies can't drink tequila, remember?
00:20:23Come on, you're still a milk.
00:20:25And you haven't gone out since Charlie was born,
00:20:27so you have to have fun with me.
00:20:28Where else?
00:20:29Okay, fine.
00:20:31I'll sing.
00:20:32You only need to watch over your drunk ass.
00:20:35Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties?
00:20:40Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
00:20:43She might shed a few pounds.
00:20:45I see you still don't have any hobbies, Lily.
00:20:47Oh, like you do?
00:20:49Still no dad in the picture, I'm guessing.
00:20:51He dodged a bullet.
00:20:53Really pudgy.
00:20:54You look like my mom before she started her diet.
00:20:57Leave her alone.
00:20:59You know, I heard the most interesting rumor today.
00:21:01I heard that someone very important is transferring back for his senior year.
00:21:06In fact, I think he's here now.
00:21:11Hope you don't embarrass yourself, Mama.
00:21:13Who?
00:21:14Who's here?
00:21:38What are you calling me?
00:21:40Hey!
00:21:42Oh my god!
00:21:44Freddy Krueger!
00:21:44I was going to make fun of your saggy ass breasts, but this is so much grosser.
00:21:50Let go of my skirt!
00:21:51Or what?
00:21:52Hey, everyone!
00:21:54Who wants to see Ryan's awesome new party tree?
00:21:58Ooh!
00:22:01Who wants to see a human cow get milked?
00:22:10Oh my god, she's actually leaking milk!
00:22:15Oh my god, he can't find out I had his child like this.
00:22:39Collins?
00:22:48Is that what I think it is?
00:22:50Is that what I think it is?
00:22:58Is that what I think it is?
00:23:16Dude, it's so obvious that you're whiffed for Ryan.
00:23:19Since the moment we were kids on a playground, man.
00:23:22You know, I guess I just never really thought that she'd feel the same way about a dumb jock.
00:23:31I know I have to leave sooner than I thought, but at my going away party, I'm going to finally
00:23:35ask her.
00:23:37She needs to know how bad I want this.
00:23:47Watch it, Ugggo!
00:23:49You can't even walk straight!
00:23:55No!
00:23:56Ow!
00:23:59Ow!
00:24:01Oh my god!
00:24:04Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
00:24:07Aw, but who's going to guard the bridge?
00:24:09You're pregnant!
00:24:10Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:24:12Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:24:22Collins, let me in, please!
00:24:24Carson?
00:24:25Drunk on a Monday night?
00:24:27Oh my god!
00:24:30Seriously, what do you want?
00:24:42What?
00:24:43What?
00:24:44My...
00:24:44What the hell?
00:24:45Put that away!
00:24:46I don't want to see my best friends, you know...
00:24:49What?
00:24:50Carson!
00:24:51Baby!
00:24:52Where are you?
00:24:54Call the horse!
00:24:54Call the horse!
00:24:55You...
00:24:55You...
00:24:56You...
00:24:56No...
00:24:57Okay...
00:24:57No, don't!
00:25:01Why are you invoking the secret life or death code word on your girlfriend?
00:25:05You know, that's actually for, like, life or death situations.
00:25:08Ex-girlfriend and this is serious.
00:25:11We're going to strip your plan that you freaking ambushed on me.
00:25:14You know how I get when we don't fuck!
00:25:20Open this door now!
00:25:21Do not keep your girlfriend waiting!
00:25:24Oh!
00:25:30Are you...
00:25:32Harsh?
00:25:34You grinding on me is nothing.
00:25:37Grinding?
00:25:39Who's grinding?
00:25:42Who's grinding?
00:25:44Can you just go away, please?
00:25:46Open the door now!
00:25:48Or I swear to god, I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up!
00:25:57Hi, Lily.
00:25:58My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll.
00:26:03I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here.
00:26:05Uh...
00:26:06He's...
00:26:07He...
00:26:07He's oral...
00:26:09Over...
00:26:10Over at his house.
00:26:11Are you having a stroke?
00:26:13Why so nervous, Collins?
00:26:15Could it be that...
00:26:17You...
00:26:18Um...
00:26:19I was talking to him on FaceTime.
00:26:22And it was on speakerphone, that's probably why you...
00:26:26Uh...
00:26:27He...
00:26:27Um...
00:26:28He...
00:26:28Was saying how he can't...
00:26:30He can't wait to have...
00:26:31Have the...
00:26:32Have sex...
00:26:33Have...
00:26:33Have...
00:26:34Have sex with you!
00:26:35Glad you know your place, bitch.
00:26:39Hmph.
00:26:41I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you.
00:26:47You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of relying on.
00:26:52Or under.
00:26:53I mean.
00:26:54Get out!
00:26:55Get out!
00:26:55Get out!
00:26:56Get out!
00:27:01Uh...
00:27:02Uh...
00:27:02No, I still don't know why you...
00:27:03Since when have I, your best friend of a million years, ever made you nervous?
00:27:08You barely made it through that.
00:27:13Hey!
00:27:14That's my...
00:27:14I put my...
00:27:15I put my belt on that!
00:27:17I...
00:27:18I...
00:27:18Put this on...
00:27:27Damn, I got these.
00:27:28Damn.
00:27:29He looks...
00:27:30Hot in those.
00:27:32Well, it uh...
00:27:34It worked!
00:27:35Didn't it?
00:27:35You're welcome.
00:27:36Yes, you're amazing.
00:27:38Up top.
00:27:47Oh god, I...
00:27:48I can't believe I just...
00:27:49Saw my...
00:27:50First...
00:27:51Penis.
00:27:52It was...
00:27:53Yours!
00:27:54Ugh!
00:27:55Thoughts?
00:27:57Because personally, I enjoyed what I saw down on your page.
00:28:00Carson!
00:28:00Did you...
00:28:01Did you really just...
00:28:03Say that?
00:28:04Ryan...
00:28:05Come on...
00:28:06Answer.
00:28:08Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that either.
00:28:12It...
00:28:12It's...
00:28:14It's...
00:28:14Leave.
00:28:15It's...
00:28:15You need to leave.
00:28:19It's...
00:28:19Nice.
00:28:20And you need to leave.
00:28:21So you think it's nice?
00:28:24Ryan Collins.
00:28:25Ryan Collins.
00:28:25That is...
00:28:26Bold.
00:28:27You just admitted that my penis is nice.
00:28:29Shut up.
00:28:30Maybe.
00:28:32So...
00:28:33Just to be clear.
00:28:35You want me to leave even though you think that I would be very nice.
00:28:39Can I?
00:28:42Oh God.
00:28:46Yes.
00:28:51jewelry.
00:28:59You could be careful.
00:29:02You could be.
00:29:03You could be careful.
00:29:04What?
00:29:05You could be careful.
00:29:09You could be careful.
00:29:16Of course, we can't.
00:29:20Why not?
00:29:21Because you're a little drunk and you're hiding from your evil psycho baby ex-girlfriend.
00:29:28And you're a big football star and I'm just your twerky best friend.
00:29:31And there's no way that you seriously want me.
00:29:34I like you, Collins.
00:29:37And I'm very serious about how much I like you.
00:29:40Haven't you ever wondered what it would feel like if...
00:29:44Or something more?
00:29:47Only every day since I was seven.
00:29:50I've even thought about him being my first.
00:29:53But I never thought it could actually happen.
00:29:57Maybe...
00:30:14I can't believe you've been hiding this from me.
00:30:29I've never done this before.
00:30:31I know.
00:30:32I know.
00:30:35I promise I'll take care of you.
00:30:37I don't know.
00:30:38I told you that I'm not that tight.
00:30:41I don't know what you're saying to me.
00:30:47Maybe one more chance.
00:30:50Yeah.
00:30:51Now you got carried away.
00:30:52Ooh, you made me the same.
00:30:54You've been missing a break in this space.
00:30:56It's been in your place.
00:31:03Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
00:31:12How'd you run to practice?
00:31:14Come find me on the field later tonight?
00:31:22I've loved Carson as long as I can remember.
00:31:25Does last night mean he feels the same?
00:31:29After the semester, he leaves for the most elite training camp.
00:31:33If he wants something more, he's probably gonna ask now.
00:31:48So, about last night?
00:31:52Oh god, does he regret it?
00:31:54Uh, yeah, about last night.
00:31:57Look, if you think it was a mistake...
00:32:01A mistake?
00:32:02Oh, so you can never be a mistake.
00:32:05Well, you were really drunk, and it's probably obvious that I've liked you forever,
00:32:10and I just didn't know if you wanted to be more than...
00:32:16What did you just say?
00:32:18I said I want to be more than friends.
00:32:21Like you.
00:32:23Carlos.
00:32:24For real.
00:32:25I like you too, Carlos.
00:32:28I just...
00:32:29What if this changes things between us?
00:32:33I don't want to lose my best friend.
00:32:35Mom.
00:32:36Look, we've still got to see Mom's, as always.
00:32:40Okay?
00:32:41We can take a slow.
00:32:58I've wanted him since forever, and now he's finally mine.
00:33:05So what?
00:33:06You're period three weeks late, and you've been throwing up every day.
00:33:09That doesn't mean jack squat.
00:33:15Positive.
00:33:20How am I supposed to tell my best friend that I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:33:25I don't know.
00:33:27But you have to, right?
00:33:28He's leaving soon.
00:33:43Dude.
00:33:44It's so obvious that you're whipped for Ryan.
00:33:46Since the moment we were kids on a playground, man.
00:33:50You know, I guess I just never really thought that you'd feel the same way about a dumb jock.
00:33:55Fuck yeah.
00:33:58I know I have to leave sooner than I thought, but am I going away party?
00:34:02I'm going to finally ask her.
00:34:04She needs to know how bad I want this.
00:34:15Watch it, Aggo.
00:34:16You can't even walk straight.
00:34:22No.
00:34:29Oh my god.
00:34:31Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
00:34:35Oh, but who's going to guard the bridge?
00:34:37Pregnant?
00:34:38Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:34:40Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:34:44Give that back!
00:34:45I will!
00:34:46When you tell me who your baby daddy is.
00:34:48I can't tell her the baby's Carson's.
00:34:51Her ex?
00:34:52She would kill me.
00:34:56Oh my god.
00:34:58You don't even remember?
00:35:00You're such a slut.
00:35:01Ew.
00:35:02I'm going to call you Ghana Ryan.
00:35:06Maybe you should get tested for STDs, Trish.
00:35:10That's one test you'll actually pass.
00:35:14For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch, but probably has the body count of a stripper?
00:35:19You've got some nerves.
00:35:21Expose her, Lily.
00:35:22Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale.
00:35:31Not much.
00:35:33Oh, but don't worry.
00:35:35Maybe this little guy can make you some cash.
00:35:38Ew.
00:35:38So trashy.
00:35:41Are you crying?
00:35:43Is it because your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
00:35:46Well, newsflash.
00:35:48He's moving across the country to be an NFL star.
00:35:51What?
00:35:51No.
00:35:52No.
00:35:53He's staying right here in North Cardiff.
00:35:55Oh.
00:35:56You don't know.
00:35:57He's training with the NFL champions.
00:35:59He's going to be gone the whole fall semester and the whole summer.
00:36:04I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale.
00:36:06She just sucks up all the air.
00:36:08Daddy.
00:36:09The whole summer?
00:36:11Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat team moms dragging them down.
00:36:16Not like you'd even stand a chance.
00:36:18Yeah.
00:36:18Have you seen NFL wags?
00:36:19Perfect tits, perfect tens.
00:36:22You're already bloating.
00:36:23Oh my god.
00:36:24God, imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now.
00:36:28Just drop out, Ryan.
00:36:32That was so close.
00:36:34Carson, you're going off to practice with NFL players and here I am.
00:36:45Love is right.
00:36:47If I distract Carson with this baby, I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable
00:36:52of being.
00:36:53I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for.
00:36:59Your father can never find out about you.
00:37:04He needs to leave and never come back.
00:37:09He needs to leave and never come back.
00:37:10Come on!
00:37:11Let's go!
00:37:13Let's go!
00:37:13To Carson!
00:37:17The youngest player in history to train with NFL team.
00:37:22Hurlley, your career is like set man.
00:37:25How does it feel?
00:37:27Speed!
00:37:27Speed!
00:37:28Speed!
00:37:28Speed!
00:37:29Speed!
00:37:29Speed!
00:37:30Speed!
00:37:30Speed!
00:37:30Speed!
00:37:33Of course, I wouldn't be here without my team.
00:37:37But I also owe this win to my best friend, Ryan Collins.
00:37:44You've stood by my side since you're the kids.
00:37:47For every win,
00:37:49every loss,
00:37:52every stupid dream I've ever had.
00:37:56Carson.
00:37:58What are you saying?
00:38:01What happened?
00:38:02Talk to me.
00:38:04Sleep.
00:38:06I freaking have one job.
00:38:09To throw the ball.
00:38:11And I blew it.
00:38:13Everybody's counting on me and I blew it.
00:38:16I blew it because I'm an idiot.
00:38:19Hey, breathe, Carson.
00:38:21Breathe.
00:38:23You're the youngest captain in our school's history.
00:38:27You are perfect.
00:38:2999% of the time.
00:38:33On and off the field.
00:38:41You're not embarrassed.
00:38:43Everybody's going to bore me.
00:38:45I blew the homecoming game.
00:38:46You're my best friend, stupid.
00:38:49I mean, yeah, sure, you're going to make it to the NFL one day.
00:38:52But I'd still be best friends with you.
00:38:55Even if you were the water boy.
00:38:58I'm sorry.
00:38:59I'm sorry.
00:39:05I'm sorry.
00:39:07You said we were best friends.
00:39:10Ryan, I want to be so much more than that.
00:39:13There's no doubt.
00:39:15No question in my mind.
00:39:19Except for one.
00:39:26Will you marry me, Ryan Collins?
00:39:32Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down.
00:39:36I'm so sorry, Carson.
00:39:39You're my best friend.
00:39:41That's why I'm doing this.
00:39:53Ryan, what the hell?
00:39:55I thought you liked me.
00:39:57I thought you wanted this.
00:39:59You thought wrong.
00:40:00I could never be with a loser like you.
00:40:02That's bullshit.
00:40:04I've known you since we were seven.
00:40:06I know when you're lying.
00:40:07You don't know me.
00:40:09I want to be with a real star.
00:40:11That's Jonah.
00:40:13You'll never be half the man or athlete that he is.
00:40:20I can see that.
00:40:21You know, I thought you cared about me.
00:40:24I guess I had your back.
00:40:27Wow.
00:40:30I didn't think you had that kind of spice in you, Collins.
00:40:33Nah.
00:40:34Where were we?
00:40:36Whoa!
00:40:37Whoa!
00:40:38What the fuck?
00:40:39Wait a minute.
00:40:40Are the rumors true?
00:40:42Are you actually pregnant?
00:40:45You're trying to fuck me and baby trap me.
00:40:48You trashy, psycho bitch.
00:40:51Carson's dodged a bomb.
00:40:57That day, my final act of love for my best friend was convincing him I hated him.
00:41:05So he'd never come looking for me again.
00:41:09But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be.
00:41:39Carson.
00:41:40Carson.
00:41:42Carson.
00:41:42You led your team.
00:41:43to their first NCAA championship in 50 years.
00:41:46And now every college in the nation wants you on their team.
00:41:49Where are you going?
00:41:50Georgia? Oregon? Boise? Texas?
00:41:53Ryan?
00:41:55Ryan, you need to come look at this!
00:41:57Please hold.
00:41:58Okay.
00:42:01Oh, you need a diaper.
00:42:11Hey!
00:42:12I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms,
00:42:15but isn't it good for Charlie to see her dad?
00:42:16For all?
00:42:17She'll know.
00:42:18I found her dad at a random sperm bank.
00:42:21Got it?
00:42:22Are you sure you're ready for school on Monday?
00:42:24You haven't slept in like four months.
00:42:26I can't give Charlie the life she deserves working a minimum wage job.
00:42:30I need to get my pre-med degree.
00:42:32And you're not afraid of seeing you-know-who?
00:42:34Carson?
00:42:36No. No way.
00:42:38It's my guts.
00:42:39He's gotten an offer from every single big-ton school for his senior season.
00:42:44There's no way that he'd come back to lame-ass middle of nowhere in North Cardiff.
00:42:50Actually, I'll be going back to my roots.
00:42:52I'll be spending my senior season at the University of North Cardiff.
00:43:02If I didn't put that away, your baby is fine.
00:43:05You won't be if you make me drink alone tonight.
00:43:08Oh, shit!
00:43:11You're going to be drinking alone regardless.
00:43:13If the babies can't drink tequila, remember?
00:43:16Come on, you're still a milk.
00:43:18And you haven't gone out since Charlie was born, so you have to have fun with me.
00:43:21Where else?
00:43:22Okay, fine.
00:43:23I'll stay.
00:43:24You only need to watch over your drunk ass.
00:43:28Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties?
00:43:33Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
00:43:36She might shed a few pounds.
00:43:38So you still don't have any hobbies, Lily?
00:43:40Oh, like you do?
00:43:42Still no dad in the picture, I'm guessing.
00:43:44He dodged a bullet.
00:43:46You're really pudgy.
00:43:47You look like my mom before she started her diet.
00:43:50Leave her alone.
00:43:51You know, I heard the most interesting rumor today.
00:43:54I heard that someone very important is transferring back for his senior year.
00:43:59In fact, I think he's here now.
00:44:03Hope you don't embarrass yourself, Mama.
00:44:07Who's here?
00:44:31What are you f***ing here?
00:44:33Hey!
00:44:35Oh my god!
00:44:37Freddy Krueger!
00:44:38I was going to make fun of your saggy-ass breasts, but this is so much grosser.
00:44:43Let go of my skirt!
00:44:44Or what?
00:44:45Hey, everyone!
00:44:47Who wants to see Ryan's awesome new party tree?
00:44:51Ooh!
00:44:54Who wants to see a human cow get milked?
00:45:00Oh!
00:45:01Oh my god!
00:45:05She's actually leaking milk!
00:45:07Gross!
00:45:08Who wants to see Ryan's nasty-ass cow drink again?
00:45:12Milk-back cow!
00:45:14Milk-back cow!
00:45:16Milk-back cow!
00:45:17Milk-back cow!
00:45:19Milk-back cow!
00:45:25Oh my god!
00:45:27Carson!
00:45:28I can't find out I had a child like this.
00:45:32Collins?
00:45:41Is that what I think it is?
00:45:42Is that what I think it is?
00:45:51I don't know.
00:45:52But you have to, right?
00:45:53He's leaving soon.
00:46:08Dude, it's so obvious that you're wet for Ryan.
00:46:11Since the moment that we were kids on a playground, man.
00:46:15You know, I guess I just never really thought that she'd feel the same way about a dumb jock.
00:46:21Yeah.
00:46:24I know I have to leave sooner than I thought, but am I going away party?
00:46:27I'm going to finally ask her.
00:46:30She needs to know how bad I want this.
00:46:40Watch it, Aggo.
00:46:41Ugh, you can't even walk straight.
00:46:48No.
00:46:49Ow!
00:46:51Ow!
00:46:54Oh my god.
00:46:57Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
00:47:00Oh, but who's going to guard the bridge?
00:47:02Pregnant?
00:47:03Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:47:05Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:47:15Collins, let me in, please.
00:47:17Carson?
00:47:18Drunk on a Monday night?
00:47:21God.
00:47:23Seriously, what do you want?
00:47:36What the hell?
00:47:38Put that away!
00:47:39I don't want to see my best friends, you know, what?
00:47:43Carson, baby, where are you?
00:47:47Call yours, call yours.
00:47:49Okay, don't.
00:47:54Why are you invoking the secret life or death code word on your girlfriend?
00:47:58You know, that's actually for, like, life or death situations.
00:48:01Ex-girlfriend, and this is serious.
00:48:03We're going to strip your apartment that you freaking ambushed with me.
00:48:07You know how I get when we don't fuck.
00:48:13Open this door now.
00:48:14Do not keep your girlfriend waiting.
00:48:23Are you...
00:48:27You grinding on me is nothing.
00:48:30Grinding?
00:48:31Who's grinding?
00:48:37Can you get us to go away, please?
00:48:39Open the door now!
00:48:41I swear to God, I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up!
00:48:49Hi, Lily.
00:48:51My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll.
00:48:55I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here.
00:48:58Uh, he's...
00:48:59He's oral...
00:49:02Over...
00:49:03Over at his house.
00:49:04Are you having a stroke?
00:49:06Why so nervous, Collins?
00:49:08Could it be that you...
00:49:11Um, uh...
00:49:13I was talking to him on FaceTime,
00:49:15and it was on speakerphone that spoke probably why you heard him.
00:49:19He was saying how he can't...
00:49:23He can't wait to have the sa...
00:49:25Have sex...
00:49:26Have...
00:49:26Have sex with you!
00:49:28Glad you know your place, bitch.
00:49:33I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you.
00:49:40You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of a long man.
00:49:45Or under, I mean.
00:49:47Get out!
00:49:48Get out!
00:49:48Get out!
00:49:55You know, I still don't know why you...
00:49:57Since when have I, your best friend of a million years, ever made you nervous?
00:50:01You barely made it through that.
00:50:06Hey!
00:50:07That's my...
00:50:07I put my...
00:50:08I put my mouth on that!
00:50:10I...
00:50:11I...
00:50:11Put this on!
00:50:19Yeah, we all got in this.
00:50:21Damn, he looks hot in those.
00:50:25Well, it, uh...
00:50:27It worked, didn't it?
00:50:28You're welcome.
00:50:29Yes, you're amazing.
00:50:31Up top.
00:50:40Oh, God, I...
00:50:41I can't believe I just saw my first penis.
00:50:45And it's yours.
00:50:48Thoughts?
00:50:50Because personally, I enjoy what I saw down in your pants.
00:50:53Carson, I...
00:50:54Did you...
00:50:54Did you really just say that?
00:50:57Ryan...
00:50:58Come on, answer.
00:51:00Or...
00:51:01Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that, either.
00:51:05It...
00:51:05It's...
00:51:07Leave.
00:51:08It's...
00:51:08You need to leave.
00:51:12It's nice, and you need to leave.
00:51:14So you think it's nice?
00:51:17Ryan Collins, that is bold.
00:51:20You just admitted that my penis is nice.
00:51:22Shut up.
00:51:23Okay, great.
00:51:25So, just to be clear,
00:51:27You want me to leave,
00:51:29even though you think that I had to be very nice.
00:51:34What the...
00:51:35Oh, God.
00:51:39I...
00:51:40I...
00:51:43I...
00:51:52I...
00:51:53I...
00:51:53I...
00:51:54I...
00:51:55I...
00:51:55I...
00:51:55I...
00:51:55I...
00:52:06I...
00:52:09Of course I'm just...
00:52:10We...
00:52:11We...
00:52:12We can't.
00:52:13Why not?
00:52:14Because you're a little drunk,
00:52:16and you're hiding from your evil, psycho baby ex-girlfriend,
00:52:21and you're a big football star,
00:52:23and I'm just your dorky best friend,
00:52:24and there's no way that you seriously want me.
00:52:27I like you.
00:52:28Yes.
00:52:30I'm very serious about how much I like you.
00:52:33Everything I want, we would feel like, is...
00:52:37There's something more.
00:52:40Only every day since I was seven.
00:52:43I've even thought about him being my first.
00:52:46But I never thought it could actually happen.
00:52:48Maybe.
00:52:49Maybe.
00:53:05Holy shit, folks.
00:53:07I can't believe you've been hiding this from me.
00:53:09No.
00:53:11No.
00:53:13No.
00:53:13No.
00:53:15No.
00:53:17No.
00:53:17No.
00:53:17No.
00:53:17No.
00:53:18No.
00:53:18No.
00:53:22I've never done this before.
00:53:24I know.
00:53:28I promise I'll take care of you.
00:53:56Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
00:54:14I've loved Carson as long as I can remember.
00:54:19Does this last night mean he feels the same?
00:54:21After the semester, he leaves for the most elite training camp.
00:54:26If he wants something more, he's probably gonna ask now.
00:54:30I don't know.
00:54:41So...
00:54:42So...
00:54:43About last night?
00:54:44Oh, God.
00:54:46Does he regret it?
00:54:48Uh, yeah.
00:54:49About...
00:54:49Last night.
00:54:50Look, if...
00:54:51If you think it was a mistake...
00:54:53A mistake?
00:54:55How long as you can let him be in my sleep?
00:54:58Well, you were...
00:54:59You were really drunk, and it's probably obvious that I've...
00:55:02Liked you forever, and I just...
00:55:04I don't know if you want to be more than...
00:55:12I don't know if you want to be more than friends.
00:55:14I like you.
00:55:16Carlos.
00:55:17For real.
00:55:19I like you too, Carlos.
00:55:21And just...
00:55:22What if this changes things between us?
00:55:26I don't want to lose my best friend.
00:55:28Mom.
00:55:29Look, we're still going to have a few months.
00:55:31Once I leave.
00:55:33Okay?
00:55:34We can take it slow.
00:55:51I've wanted him since forever.
00:55:53And now he's finally mine.
00:55:58So what?
00:55:59Your period's three weeks late, and you've been throwing up every day.
00:56:02That doesn't mean jack squat.
00:56:08Positive.
00:56:13How am I supposed to tell my best friend that I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:56:18I don't know.
00:56:20But you have to, right?
00:56:21He's leaving soon.
00:56:36Dude, it's so obvious that you're webbed for Ryan.
00:56:39Since the moment we were kids on a playground, man.
00:56:43You know, I guess I just never really thought that she'd feel the same way about a dumb jock.
00:56:48Fuck you.
00:56:51I know I have to leave sooner than I thought, but am I going away party?
00:56:55I'm going to finally ask her.
00:56:57She needs to know how bad I want this.
00:57:07Watch it, Ugggo.
00:57:09You can't even walk straight.
00:57:15No.
00:57:17Ow!
00:57:22Oh, my God.
00:57:24Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
00:57:28Oh, but who's going to guard the bridge?
00:57:30Pregnant?
00:57:31Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:57:33Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:57:37You've got back.
00:57:38I will.
00:57:39When you tell me who your baby daddy is.
00:57:41I can't tell her the baby's Carson's.
00:57:44Her ex?
00:57:45She would kill me.
00:57:49Oh, my God.
00:57:51You don't even remember?
00:57:52You're such a slut.
00:57:54Ew.
00:57:55I'm going to call you Ghana Ryan.
00:57:59Maybe you should get tested for STD's, Trish.
00:58:02That's one test you'll actually pass.
00:58:07For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch,
00:58:10but probably has the body count of a stripper?
00:58:12I've got some nerves.
00:58:14Expose her, Lily.
00:58:15Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale.
00:58:20Ow!
00:58:22Hmm.
00:58:24Not much.
00:58:26Oh, but don't worry.
00:58:27Maybe this little guy can make you some cash.
00:58:31Ew.
00:58:31So trashy.
00:58:34Aw, are you crying?
00:58:36Is it because your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
00:58:39Well, newsflash.
00:58:40He's moving across the country to be an NFL star.
00:58:44What?
00:58:44No.
00:58:45No.
00:58:46He's staying right here in North Cardiff.
00:58:48Oh.
00:58:49You don't know.
00:58:50He's training with the NFL champions.
00:58:52He's going to be gone the whole fall semester
00:58:55and the whole summer.
00:58:57I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this quail.
00:58:59She just sucks up all the air.
00:59:01Fatty.
00:59:02The whole summer?
00:59:04Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down.
00:59:09Not like you'd even stand a chance.
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:11Have you seen NFL wags?
00:59:12Perfect tits, perfect tens.
00:59:15You're already bloating.
00:59:16Oh my god.
00:59:17Imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now.
00:59:21Just drop out, Ryan.
00:59:25That was so funny.
00:59:27Carson, you're going off to practice with NFL players and here I am.
00:59:38The other's right.
00:59:39If I distract Carson with this baby, I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable of being.
00:59:46I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for.
00:59:52Your father can never find out about you.
00:59:57He needs to leave and never come back.
01:00:07To Carson.
01:00:11The youngest player in history to travel an NFL team.
01:00:15Apparently, your career is like set, man.
01:00:18How does it feel?
01:00:19Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed.
01:00:22I love it.
01:00:24Of course, I wouldn't be here without my team.
01:00:30But I also owe this win to my best friend, Ryan Collins.
01:00:37You've stood by my side since we were kids.
01:00:40For every win,
01:00:42every loss,
01:00:44every stupid dream I've ever had.
01:00:49Carson!
01:00:51Carson!
01:00:53What happened?
01:00:55Talk to me.
01:00:56Sleep.
01:00:59I freaking had one shot.
01:01:01To throw the ball.
01:01:03And I blew it.
01:01:06Everybody's counting on me and I blew it.
01:01:09I blew it because I'm an idiot.
01:01:12Hey, breathe, Carson.
01:01:14Breathe.
01:01:15Breathe.
01:01:16You're the youngest captain in our school's history.
01:01:20You are perfect.
01:01:2299% of the time.
01:01:26On and off the field.
01:01:34You're not embarrassed.
01:01:36Everybody's gonna ignore me.
01:01:37Google homecoming game.
01:01:39You're my best friend, stupid.
01:01:42And yeah, sure, you're gonna make it to the NFL one day.
01:01:44But I'd still be best friends with you.
01:01:48Even if you were the water boy.
01:01:58That night...
01:02:00You said we were best friends.
01:02:03But Ryan, I wanna be so much more than that.
01:02:06There's no doubt.
01:02:08No question in my mind.
01:02:12Well...
01:02:12Except for one.
01:02:15Oh my...
01:02:19Will you marry me, Ryan Collins?
01:02:24Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat, teen moms dragging him down.
01:02:29I'm so sorry, Carson.
01:02:32You're my best friend.
01:02:34That's why I'm doing this.
01:02:46Ryan, what the hell?
01:02:48I thought you liked me.
01:02:50But you wanted this.
01:02:52You thought wrong.
01:02:53I could never be with a loser like you.
01:02:55That's bullshit.
01:02:57I've known you since we were seven.
01:02:59I know when you're lying.
01:03:00You don't know me.
01:03:02I want to be with a real star.
01:03:04That's...
01:03:05That's Jonah.
01:03:06You'll never be half the man or athlete that he is.
01:03:12I can see that.
01:03:14You know, I thought you cared about me.
01:03:17I guess I had your back room.
01:03:22I didn't think you had that kind of spice in you, Collins.
01:03:26Nah.
01:03:27Where were we?
01:03:29Whoa!
01:03:30Whoa! What the fuck?
01:03:32Wait a minute.
01:03:33Are the rumors true?
01:03:35Are you actually pregnant?
01:03:38You're trying to fuck me and baby trap me.
01:03:41You trashy, psycho bitch.
01:03:44Carson's dodged a bomb.
01:03:50That day, my final act of love for my best friend was convincing him I hated him.
01:03:58So he'd never come looking for me again.
01:04:02But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be.
01:04:32Carson!
01:04:33Carson!
01:04:34You led your team to their first NCAA championship in 50 years.
01:04:39And now every college in the nation wants you on their team.
01:04:42Where are you going?
01:04:43Georgia?
01:04:43Oregon?
01:04:44Boise?
01:04:45Texas?
01:04:46Ryan?
01:04:47Ryan?
01:04:48Ryan, you need to come look at this!
01:04:50Please hold.
01:04:52Okay.
01:04:54Ugh, you need a diaper.
01:05:04Hey!
01:05:05I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms, but isn't it good for Charlie to see
01:05:09her dad?
01:05:09For all?
01:05:10She'll know.
01:05:11I found her dad at a random sperm bank.
01:05:14Got it?
01:05:15Are you sure you're ready for school on Monday?
01:05:17You haven't slept in like four months.
01:05:19I can't give Charlie the life she deserves working a minimum wage job.
01:05:23I need to get my pre-med degree.
01:05:25And you're not afraid of seeing you know who?
01:05:27Carson?
01:05:29No.
01:05:30No way.
01:05:31It's my guts.
01:05:32He's gotten an offer from every single Big Ten school for his senior season.
01:05:37There's no way that he'd come back to lame-ass middle of nowhere in North Cardiff.
01:05:43Actually, I'll be going back to my roots.
01:05:45I'll be spending my senior season at the University of North Cardiff.
01:05:55I need to put that away.
01:05:56Your baby is fine.
01:05:58You won't be if you make me drink alone tonight.
01:06:01Oh, shut up!
01:06:04You're going to be drinking alone regardless.
01:06:07Babies can't drink tequila, remember?
01:06:09Come on, you're still a milk.
01:06:11And you haven't gone out since Charlie was born, so you have to have fun with me.
01:06:14Where else?
01:06:15I'll be fine.
01:06:16I'll stay.
01:06:17I'll only do one more time.
01:06:18I'll be fine.
01:06:18Watch over your drunk ass.
01:06:21Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties?
01:06:26Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
01:06:29She might shed a few pounds.
01:06:31So you still don't have any hobbies, Lily?
01:06:33Oh, like you do?
01:06:35Still no dad in the picture and kissing.
01:06:37He dodged a bullet.
01:06:39You're really pudgy.
01:06:40You looked like my mom before she started her diet.
01:06:43Leave her alone.
01:06:44You know, I heard the most interesting rumor today.
01:06:47I heard that someone very important is transferring back for his senior year.
01:06:52In fact, I think he's here now.
01:06:56Hope you don't embarrass yourself, Mama.
01:07:00Who's here?
01:07:25Hey!
01:07:28Oh my God!
01:07:29Freddy Krueger!
01:07:31I was going to make fun of your saggy ass breasts, but this is so much grosser.
01:07:36Let go of my skirt!
01:07:37Or what?
01:07:38Hey everyone!
01:07:40Who wants to see Ryan's awesome new party train?
01:07:43Ooh!
01:07:46Who wants to see a human cow get milked?
01:07:53Oh!
01:07:54Oh my God!
01:07:58She's actually leaking milk!
01:08:00Gross!
01:08:01Gross!
01:08:01Who wants to see Ryan's nasty ass cow trick again?
01:08:05Milk bad cow!
01:08:07Milk bad cow!
01:08:09Milk bad cow!
01:08:10Milk bad cow!
01:08:12Milk bad cow!
01:08:12Milk bad cow!
01:08:12Milk bad cow!
01:08:19Oh my God!
01:08:20Carson?
01:08:21He can't find out I had his child like this!
01:08:25Collins?
01:08:34Is that what I think it is?