00:01Welcome back, uglies!
00:04As is tradition, you must use your newfound powers of drag,
00:07filth, horror, and glamour to create captivating looks
00:11that you'll model here on the main stage.
00:15Our monsters will be judged.
00:17Feelings will be hurt.
00:19Friendships may even be destroyed.
00:22As much as I want to be friends with her,
00:23a lot of my friends hate her.
00:24Stop picking on me because I'm trying to be your friend.
00:28Absolutely fucking not.
00:30If I'm in the fucking bottom, it will be hell to pay
00:32when I come back home.
00:33Stupid bitch!
00:34Keep my name out of your fucking mouth.
00:37If you want to wake it up, we can wake it up.
00:38Watch your fucking back, bitch.
00:40Watch your fucking back.
00:41I'm gonna keep a respect for you, bitch.
00:43Don't fuck with my past like that.
00:45I am down to fucking clown.
00:47If a bitch wants to get funny, I can get fucking hilarious.
00:49You came for me. I have it back for you.
00:52Now, diva, I let you talk, you're gonna let me talk.
00:56And I have a goddamn right to feel that type of way.
00:59I've not just come in here and been a fucking monster to everyone.
01:02The people who have gotten it have fucking deserve it.
01:04And I'm not gonna take my foot off the back of your fucking neck
01:07until you're out of here.
01:09Give it a rest. Give it a break.
01:11Just go for a walk.
01:12Take a lap.
01:13Take a shot.
01:13Fix your hair.
01:15Fix your makeup.
01:15Do something.
01:16I want to punish them because I don't feel like they're showing up.
01:20Yay!
01:20Bon appétit, bitches!
01:22Would I be scared if knives and swords and axes
01:25and whatever the fuck is being thrown at me?
01:28Uh, yes, I cried at glass.
01:31Season seven is gonna be fucking incredible.
01:33It's gonna be exciting.
01:34It's gonna be adventurous.
01:37Sorry.
01:37Oh my God, am I boring you?
01:39Is this not entertaining enough?
01:40They got us waking up in crazy hours putting on hot costumes
01:44and I'm dehydrated, overstimulated.
01:47Wow.
01:49Just kill me.
01:51You want to know what my secret crime is?
01:53Sure.
01:54I hate drag.
01:55You have planted a seed of deceit.
01:58The talent that you have and you possess
02:00is what will take you to the end or send you fucking home.
02:03Merida or not, this looks bullshit.
02:06It was giving HR Puffin stuff and Rita Repulsa
02:08had an abortion in hell.
02:11God damn it.
02:12This is not a documentary about the healing power of drag.
02:17This is not a support group with a prize package.
02:19And this is certainly not a safe space.
02:22This is fucking Dracula.
02:24We're not here to sit around and fucking sing kumbaya
02:26and hold each other's hands and be people's best friends.
02:29I'm so sorry, darling, but it looks like your debut
02:34is going straight to video.
02:37Wow.
02:38I cannot wait to judge these witches.
02:41So sit back, lower your expectations of humanity,
02:44and as Madeline Hatter once wisely said,
02:47take a couple of shots of tequila and get into it.
