00:00The Prime Minister of Pakistan said President Trump has saved at least 30 million lives.
00:06So I said, First Lady, First Lady, it'll be a great honor to get the Nobel Peace Prize
00:13next week when they announce it.
00:15And then I sort of forgot about it because I am busy.
00:18And it was announced and it was gotten by a woman that nobody ever heard of.
00:23I said, what about me?
00:24Do they do two of them?
00:27Think of it, I settled.
00:29So I'm not in love with Norway.
00:31Frankly, Norway sucks.
00:41Norway has become a shithouse country, actually.
00:48Look, I was just going, I can't believe it.
00:51No, I just speak the truth, Oz.
00:53No, it's crazy what's going on out there.
00:57It's called the world of politics, the world of politics.
01:00But we're straightening out this country at levels that nobody ever thought possible when
01:07you think what they're having in Europe.
01:09And it's not only France now.
01:11It's Italy.
01:11It's so many different countries over there.
01:13It's really a mess.
01:14And it's all because they allowed people that hate them into their countries.
01:19They don't like their buildings.
01:21They don't like their art.
01:22They don't like their people.
01:23They don't like their laws.
01:25And that's what you're seeing on the streets right now.
01:28And we're not letting that happen here.
01:30And we're not going to let this guy become a senator of the United States of America.
01:42And less than two years ago, the radical left Democrats handed us a dark age.
01:47It was a dark age we were laughed at all over the world we were laughed at as being a
01:53foolish
01:55a word my wife hates me to use.
01:58She thinks it's not presidential.
02:00She's a very elegant woman.
02:02She hates when I dance.
02:04She hates when I do weightlifting showing that a woman can't quite quite lift the same number
02:12of pounds as a man, you know, the man lifted approximately 111 pounds more than the woman.
02:21This was Dr. Oz.
02:23This was a weightlifter, a failed man weightlifter who was a failure as a man, but then he transitioned
02:30very beautifully to womanhood and he became a weightlifter and he won the contest by 111
02:37pounds, a record that should stand for quite a while.
02:40It was, it was 19 years standing and then it added an eighth of an ounce and an eighth
02:46of an ounce stood for 19.
02:48He comes along, bing, bing, boom, boom, boom, is that all?
02:53How crazy is this men and women's sports?
02:56She hates when I tell the swimming story about the great Olympic swimmer and she grew up with
03:01the same girls are all the top of the pyramid.
03:05She looks left and she sees all the girls she's competed with for years and she looks right
03:10and she sees all the girls.
03:12But next to her is this giant, this absolute, she's looking, oh, who is that?
03:18I've never, I've never seen her before.
03:20She wants to be politically correct, you have to understand, or they'll throw her off and
03:25fire her.
03:27And she looked up and this giant is there.
03:30Well, she didn't know what to expect and they started swimming.
03:34And as you know, she was badly injured, you know why?
03:37Windburn.
03:39Windburn.
03:39She suffered tremendous windburn.
03:41He went by her so fast that it caused massive windburn to her skin and we had to call Bobby
03:48Kennedy Jr.
03:49to help her out, right?
03:53So crazy.
03:57And their stupidity is the same exact way on financial matters, you know, the financial.
04:03They'll, they'll destroy our country, but we had a dark age and now we have the golden
04:10age of America.
04:11This is the richest, the best, and tariffs, tariffs, my favorite word, tariffs.
04:19Now it's my fifth favorite, you've heard that before, because I was just decimated by the
04:24press.
04:24They said, tariffs is my favorite word in the dictionary, tariffs.
04:28And the press the next day just decimated me, because they said, what about God?
04:34What about wife, family, relationship?
04:37What about all these other words that are so beautiful?
04:40So now I made tariff my fifth favorite word and I'm .
04:47You know, they have another new one, and I knew this was going to happen.
04:51What did I do?
04:52Up in a certain area, not so far from here.
04:57You ever hear of the great state of Ohio?
04:59They have a man running named John Husted, and he was a humble guy, a handsome sort of
05:07a guy, but a humble guy.
05:09And he never said what a great athlete he was.
05:12He got me, you know, they got me on this one too, Oz.
05:16And I thought he was a lieutenant governor, a very good lieutenant governor, but sort of
05:20quiet.
05:21He was humble.
05:23And we were doing a speech, and he was quite a bit behind, because he was a lieutenant governor,
05:28but nobody knew that much about him.
05:30He was actually very good, but he doesn't talk, he's not a talker, he's a doer, right?
05:37So, I'm with John Gruden, the great football coach, and he was a very good quarterback in
05:41college.
05:42They won the national championship.
05:44And I said, John, why are you here?
05:47He said, I'm here for my teammate.
05:48Who's your teammate?
05:49John Husted.
05:51I said, he played football?
05:53Yeah, he was an All-American.
05:54He was?
05:56He was an All-American.
05:57We had a great team.
05:58We won the championship, and he was the best player on the team.
06:02And he said a couple of things that really hit me.
06:05He said, he was violent.
06:08He was, he would rip the head off people when he tackled them.
06:13He would, he was violent.
06:15I said, wait a minute.
06:17Are we talking about the same person?
06:20John Husted.
06:20He's the nicest man.
06:22Well, he's the most competitive.
06:24He was the best player, the fastest player, the hardest tackler.
06:29He was unbelievable.
06:30And he had a record, 17 interceptions.
06:33Think of that.
06:34He was a safety defensive back, 17 interceptions, an NCAA record.
06:40He said, you've got to be kidding.
06:41So I went up to the rally like this in Ohio, and he was quite a bit behind a real
06:50stiff.
06:51He was behind a guy that got fired once before Bernie Marino beat him.
06:54And now he's running round and just like his name.
06:59Boring.
07:00Didn't do anything.
07:01Didn't do anything.
07:02He was a lousy senator.
07:05But John Husted was behind.
07:07And I told the story.
07:08I said, I didn't know anything about him.
07:10I mean, I always knew him as a humble guy.
07:12And then I made my mistake.
07:14I invited John up to say a few words.
07:16And he was great.
07:18But while he was talking...
07:31And I had just found out that he's a great athlete.
07:35A brutal tackler.
07:37You know, some guys, I played little tiny football.
07:39I didn't like it too much.
07:40I liked to watch it.
07:41I didn't love being tackled by large people.
07:48And I didn't like it.
07:49But I'm looking at him up and down.
07:52And I'm studying him.
07:53And then I made the mistake.
07:54I told in fun.
07:56I said, I looked at his ass.
08:00And I've never done that with a man before.
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