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structural take on Worth the Chase — told from his perspective, it would be a horror story.
He leaves for training. Comes back years later to find the person he trusted most made a decision about his life without him. Every kind word he remembers now props up something he never agreed to.
The show refuses that version. It stays with her, so we stay sympathetic, and her silence reads as love instead of theft.
That's what's interesting here — the point of view does the moral work, and it knows it. One camera position and the genre changes.
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- He never gets an episode to himself. Deliberate.
- The ending is shot from her side of the room again.
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structural take on Worth the Chase — told from his perspective, it would be a horror story.
He leaves for training. Comes back years later to find the person he trusted most made a decision about his life without him. Every kind word he remembers now props up something he never agreed to.
The show refuses that version. It stays with her, so we stay sympathetic, and her silence reads as love instead of theft.
That's what's interesting here — the point of view does the moral work, and it knows it. One camera position and the genre changes.
✨ What worked for me:
- He never gets an episode to himself. Deliberate.
- The ending is shot from her side of the room again.
✨ Bottom line: a story about the ethics of narration, dressed as a romance.
Whose side would you have told it from?
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00:00:10Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
00:00:19Had to run to practice.
00:00:20Come find me on the field later tonight.
00:00:28I've loved Carson for as long as I can remember him.
00:00:33This last night, Mimi feels the same.
00:00:36After the semester, he leaves for the most of late training camp.
00:00:40If he wants something more, he's probably going to ask now.
00:00:56So, about last night?
00:00:58Oh, God.
00:01:00Does he regret it?
00:01:01Yeah, about last night.
00:01:04Look, if you think it was a mistake...
00:01:07A mistake?
00:01:09Oh, it's a good idea.
00:01:11A mistake.
00:01:11Well, you were really drunk, and it's probably obvious that I've liked you forever, and I just...
00:01:18I don't know if you want to be more of this.
00:01:27Paulins, let me in, please.
00:01:29Carson?
00:01:30Drunk on a Monday night?
00:01:33God.
00:01:35Seriously, what do you want?
00:01:47What?
00:01:49What the hell?
00:01:50I brought that away!
00:01:52I don't want to see my best friends, you know what?
00:01:55Carson, baby, where are you?
00:01:59Jolly horse, jolly horse.
00:02:00You don't...
00:02:02Okay, don't...
00:02:06Why are you invoking the secret life-or-death code word on your girlfriend?
00:02:11You know, that's actually for, like, life-or-death situations.
00:02:13Ex-girlfriend, and this is serious.
00:02:16We're going to strip your apartment and she frickin' ambushed me.
00:02:19You know how I get when we don't stop!
00:02:25Open this door now!
00:02:27Do not keep your girlfriend waiting!
00:02:50I swear to God, I will wake everyone in this empire fucking filming us!
00:02:57It's okay, it's okay.
00:03:00I don't know.
00:03:01It's okay!
00:03:02I don't know.
00:03:04My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll.
00:03:08I just sworn I heard Carson's voice in here.
00:03:10Uh, he's, he plays overall, um, over, over at his house.
00:03:16Are you having a stroke?
00:03:18Was he nervous, Carlos?
00:03:20Could he be here?
00:03:23Um, uh, I was talking to him on FaceTime,
00:03:28and it was on speakerphone that's about why you hurt him.
00:03:32Uh, he was saying how he can't, he can't wait to have, have the, have sex, have, um, have sex
00:03:39with you.
00:03:41Glad you know your place, bitch.
00:03:46I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you.
00:03:53You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of relying on.
00:03:57Or under, I mean.
00:03:59Get out, get out, get out!
00:04:04Ugh.
00:04:07You know, I still don't know why you...
00:04:09Since when have I, your best friend of a million years, ever made you nervous?
00:04:13You barely made it through that.
00:04:18Hey!
00:04:19That's my...
00:04:20I put my...
00:04:21I put my doll on that!
00:04:23I...
00:04:23I...
00:04:24It's on!
00:04:32I'm all wrong.
00:04:33Damn, he looks hot in those.
00:04:38Well, uh, it worked, didn't it?
00:04:41You're welcome.
00:04:41Yes, you're amazing.
00:04:43On top.
00:04:52Oh, God, I can't believe I just saw my first penis.
00:04:57It's yours.
00:05:00Thoughts?
00:05:02The first thing I enjoyed was so done in your opinion.
00:05:05Carson, did you...
00:05:07Did you really just say that?
00:05:10Ryan...
00:05:10I don't know, I don't have an answer.
00:05:13Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that, either.
00:05:17It...
00:05:17It's...
00:05:19It's...
00:05:20It's...
00:05:20It's...
00:05:21It's...
00:05:21It's...
00:05:21It's...
00:05:22It's...
00:05:22It's...
00:05:22It's...
00:05:22It's...
00:05:24It's nice, and you need to leave.
00:05:27So you think it's nice?
00:05:29Ryan Collins, that is bold.
00:05:32You just admitted that my penis is nice.
00:05:34Shut up.
00:05:37So, just to be clear, you are going to be nice, and you don't have to do this.
00:05:47Yeah.
00:05:50Yeah.
00:06:21Of course, of course, we...
00:06:23We can't.
00:06:25Why not?
00:06:26Because you're a little drunk, and you're hiding from your evil, psycho baby ex-girlfriend,
00:06:33and you're a big football star, and I'm just here talking about Brandon.
00:06:37There's no way that you see this.
00:06:39No way.
00:06:39No way.
00:06:40It's a little drunk.
00:06:41I hope I haven't seen you.
00:06:42It's a little drunk.
00:06:45I don't know.
00:06:47I don't know.
00:06:47I don't know.
00:06:49I don't know.
00:06:52Only every day since I was seven, I've even thought about him being my first.
00:06:58but I never thought it would actually happen.
00:07:01Yeah, yeah.
00:07:11Oh, shit, I don't know.
00:07:19I'll get with you behind this room.
00:07:34I've never done this before.
00:07:37I know.
00:07:41I promise I'll take care of you.
00:08:08Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
00:08:17Had to run to practice.
00:08:19Come find me on the field later tonight.
00:08:27I've loved Carson for as long as I can remember.
00:08:31Does last night mean he feels the same?
00:08:34After the semester, he leaves for the most elite training camp.
00:08:38If he wants something more, he's probably gonna ask now.
00:08:54So...
00:08:55About last night?
00:08:57Oh, God.
00:08:58Does he regret it?
00:09:00Uh, yeah.
00:09:01About...
00:09:01Last night.
00:09:03I could...
00:09:04If you think it was a mistake...
00:09:06A mistake?
00:09:08Oh, that's good.
00:09:09That would be a mistake.
00:09:10Well, you were...
00:09:11You were really drunk,
00:09:12and it's probably obvious that I've...
00:09:14Liked you forever,
00:09:16and I just...
00:09:17Didn't know if you want to be more of this.
00:09:22What did you just say?
00:09:24I said I want to be more of this.
00:09:27I like you.
00:09:28No, it's...
00:09:29For real.
00:09:31I like you too, of course.
00:09:33I just...
00:09:34What if this changes things between us?
00:09:38I don't want to lose my best friend.
00:09:41Mom...
00:09:42Look, we're still gonna have you once,
00:09:43as always.
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:47Let me take a stop.
00:10:03I've wanted him since forever.
00:10:06And now he's finally mine.
00:10:10So what, your period three weeks late,
00:10:13and you've been throwing up every day.
00:10:14That doesn't mean jack squat.
00:10:20Positive.
00:10:25How am I supposed to tell my best friend
00:10:28that I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:10:31I don't know.
00:10:32But you have to, right?
00:10:33He's leaving soon.
00:10:48Good.
00:10:49I've been so long,
00:10:50and just been on the way for a ride.
00:10:51I'm not seasoned.
00:10:52I'm like...
00:10:53It's not a playground.
00:10:55You know, I guess I just never really thought
00:10:57that you couldn't listen to me
00:10:58about the middle of the jack.
00:11:04I might not have to be sooner than I thought,
00:11:06but...
00:11:20Watch it, Nago. You can't even walk straight.
00:11:27No.
00:11:29Ow!
00:11:31Ow!
00:11:35Oh my god. Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
00:11:40Aw, but who's gonna guard the bridge?
00:11:42Pregnant? Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:11:45Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paperback?
00:11:49Give that back!
00:11:51I will!
00:11:51When you tell me who your baby daddy is.
00:11:54I can't tell her the baby's Carson's. Her ex? She would kill me.
00:12:02Oh my god.
00:12:03You don't even remember? You're such a slut.
00:12:06Ew.
00:12:08I'm gonna call you Ghana Ryan.
00:12:11Maybe you should get tested for STDs, Trish.
00:12:15That's one test you'll actually pass.
00:12:19For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch,
00:12:22but probably has the body count of a stripper?
00:12:26Expose her, Lily.
00:12:27Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale.
00:12:32Oh my god.
00:12:37Not much.
00:12:38Oh, but don't worry.
00:12:40Maybe this little guy can make you some cash.
00:12:43Ew.
00:12:44So trashy.
00:12:46Oh, are you crying?
00:12:48Is it because your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
00:12:51Well, newsflash.
00:12:53He's moving across the country to be an NFL star.
00:12:56What the?
00:12:57No, no.
00:12:58He's staying right here in North Korea.
00:13:00Him.
00:13:01You don't know.
00:13:03He's training with the NFL champions.
00:13:05He's gonna be gone the whole fall semester and the whole summer.
00:13:09I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale.
00:13:12She just sucks up all the air.
00:13:13Daddy.
00:13:15The whole summer.
00:13:16Guys like him don't need dead weight, dead feet, teen moms dragging them down.
00:13:21Not like you'd even see the chance.
00:13:23Yeah.
00:13:23Have you seen NFL wags?
00:13:25Perfect tits, perfect tents.
00:13:27You're already living.
00:13:29Oh my god, imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now.
00:13:34Just drop out, Ryan.
00:13:40Carson, you're going off to practice with NFL players and here I am.
00:13:51I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable of being.
00:13:59I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for.
00:14:04Your father can never find out about you.
00:14:10He needs to leave and never come back.
00:14:15Come on!
00:14:16Let's go!
00:14:19To Carson!
00:14:23The youngest player in history to travel in the NFL team.
00:14:27Yeah, Lee.
00:14:28Your career is like set, man.
00:14:30How does it feel?
00:14:32Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed.
00:14:38Of course, I wouldn't be here without my team.
00:14:43But also, this is a win.
00:14:45It's my best, right?
00:14:48My friends, you're still the best in this team.
00:14:53Man, you're lost.
00:14:57You're stupid, too.
00:14:58Of course.
00:15:05What happened?
00:15:06What happened?
00:15:08Talk to me.
00:15:09What happened?
00:15:11What happened?
00:15:12I'm freaking out of my child.
00:15:14Just really wrong.
00:15:18Everybody's counting on me.
00:15:21I'm only because I'm an idiot.
00:15:24Hey, breathe.
00:15:26Carson, breathe.
00:15:28You're the youngest captain in our school's history.
00:15:32You are perfect.
00:15:3599 is enough to die.
00:15:37On and off.
00:15:46You're not embarrassed.
00:15:48Everybody's gonna bore me.
00:15:50I blew the homecoming game.
00:15:51You're my best friend, stupid.
00:15:54I mean, yeah, sure, you're gonna make it to the NFL one day, but I'd still be best friends with
00:15:59you, even if you were the water boy.
00:16:02No.
00:16:03No.
00:16:10That night, you said we were best friends.
00:16:15Brian, I want to be so much more than that.
00:16:18There's no doubt.
00:16:19Well, there's no question in my mind, well, except for one.
00:16:27I'm sorry.
00:16:31Will you marry me, her influence?
00:16:37Guys like him don't need dead weight, deadbeat, teen long strutting him down.
00:16:42I'm so sorry, Carson.
00:16:44You're my best friend.
00:16:46That's why I'm doing this.
00:16:50Oh, my God.
00:16:58I'm what the hell?
00:17:00I thought you liked me.
00:17:03Did you quit this?
00:17:04You thought wrong.
00:17:05I could never be with a loser like you.
00:17:08Bullshit.
00:17:09I've known you since we were seven.
00:17:11I know when you're lying.
00:17:13You don't know me.
00:17:14I want to be with a real star.
00:17:17That's Jonah.
00:17:17Jonah, you'll never be half the man or athlete that he is.
00:17:25I can see that.
00:17:26You know, I thought you cared about me.
00:17:29I guess I had you back.
00:17:35I didn't think you had that kind of spice in your comments.
00:17:37Now, where were we?
00:17:41Whoa!
00:17:42Whoa, what the fuck?
00:17:45Wait a minute.
00:17:46Are the rumors true?
00:17:47Are you actually pregnant?
00:17:51You're trying to fuck me and baby trap me.
00:17:53You trashy, psycho bitch.
00:17:57Carson's dodged a bomb.
00:18:03That day, my final act of love for my best friend was convincing him I hated him, so he'd never
00:18:12come looking for me again.
00:18:13But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be.
00:18:19But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be.
00:18:47You led your team to the first NCAA championship in 50 years.
00:18:51And every college of the nation wants you on their team.
00:18:54Where are you going?
00:18:55Georgia?
00:18:56Oregon?
00:18:57Voicy?
00:18:57Texas?
00:18:59Ryan?
00:19:01Ryan, you need to have a look at this.
00:19:02Yes.
00:19:06Oh, you need to have a look at this.
00:19:16Hey.
00:19:17I thought you were Carson and leave on the best of terms, but isn't it good for Charlie to see
00:19:21your dad?
00:19:21For all?
00:19:23She'll know.
00:19:23I found her dad at a random sperm bank.
00:19:27Got it?
00:19:27Are you sure you're ready for some milk today?
00:19:30Give him something to put on it.
00:19:31I can't give Charlie the life she deserves, working a minimum wage job.
00:19:35I need to get my payment degree.
00:19:37And you're not afraid of seeing the new one person?
00:19:41No.
00:19:42No way.
00:19:43It's my guts.
00:19:45He's gotten an offer from every single Big Ten school for his senior season.
00:19:49There's no way that he'd come back to the lame-ass middle of nowhere in North Cardiff.
00:19:55Actually, I'll be going back to my roots.
00:19:58I'll be spending my senior season at the University of North Cardiff.
00:20:07Hey, put that away.
00:20:09Your baby is fine.
00:20:10You won't be if you make me drink alone tonight.
00:20:13Oh, God!
00:20:16You're going to be drinking alone regardless.
00:20:19Babies can't drink tequila, remember?
00:20:22Come on, you're still a milk.
00:20:23And you haven't gone out since Charlie was born, so you have to have fun with me.
00:20:26Where else?
00:20:28Okay, fine.
00:20:29I'm going to stay.
00:20:30No.
00:20:30Watch over here, drunk ass.
00:20:32I'm just kidding.
00:20:33Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties?
00:20:38Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
00:20:42She might shed a few pounds.
00:20:43I see you still don't have any hobbies for me.
00:20:45Oh, like you do?
00:20:47Still no dad in the picture.
00:20:49I'm posting.
00:20:49He dodged a bullet.
00:20:51Really bad.
00:20:52You looked like my mom before she started her diet.
00:20:55Leave her alone.
00:20:57You know, I heard the most interesting rumor today.
00:20:59I heard that someone very important is transferring back for his senior year.
00:21:04In fact, I think he's here now.
00:21:09Hope you don't embarrass yourself, Mama.
00:21:12Hope he's here.
00:21:40Oh my god, Freddy Krueger.
00:21:43I was going to make fun of your saggy ass breasts, but this is so much grosser.
00:21:48Let go of my skirt more.
00:21:50Why?
00:21:51Hey, everyone.
00:21:52Who wants to see Ryan's awesome new party trip?
00:21:56Oh, no.
00:21:59Who wants to see a human cow get milk?
00:22:08Oh my god, she's actually leaking milk.
00:22:13Gross.
00:22:14Who wants to see Ryan's nasty ass cow drink again?
00:22:18Milk that cow.
00:22:19Milk that cow.
00:22:21Milk that cow.
00:22:23Milk that cow.
00:22:32Oh my god, Carson.
00:22:34He can't find out I had his child like this.
00:22:36Can you call him soon?
00:22:43Oh my god, Carson.
00:22:48Oh my god, Carson.
00:22:49Oh my god, Carson.
00:22:51Oh my god, Carson.
00:22:59Oh my god.
00:23:00Did I really just bring my fertility to my best friend?
00:23:06I feel like I have to remember this.
00:23:11Remember I'm going to feel later tonight?
00:23:19I've loved Carson for as long as I can move.
00:23:24Does last night mean he feels the same?
00:23:27After the semester, he leaves for the most elite training camp.
00:23:31If he wants something more, he's probably gonna ask him now.
00:23:47So... about last night?
00:23:49Oh God. Does he regret it?
00:23:53Yeah, about last night.
00:23:55Look, if you think it was a mistake...
00:23:58A mistake?
00:24:00Hans, you can never be an mistake.
00:24:03Well, you were really drunk and it's probably obvious that I've liked you forever and I just...
00:24:09I didn't know if you wanted to be more of this.
00:24:19Hans, let me in, please!
00:24:20Carson, drunk on a Monday night?
00:24:24God!
00:24:26Seriously, what do you want?
00:24:39What?
00:24:40What the hell?
00:24:41Put that away!
00:24:43I don't want to see my best friends.
00:24:45You know...
00:24:46What?
00:24:46Carson!
00:24:47Baby!
00:24:48Where are you?
00:24:50Tell me who's got a horse.
00:24:52No!
00:24:53No!
00:24:53Okay!
00:24:53Don't!
00:24:57Why are you invoking the secret life or death code word on your girlfriend?
00:25:02You know, that's actually for, like, life or death situations.
00:25:04Ex-girlfriend, and this is serious.
00:25:07Don't strip your apartment and she freaking handles with me.
00:25:10You know how I get, but we don't fuck!
00:25:16Open this door now!
00:25:18Do not keep your girlfriend waiting!
00:25:20I swear to God I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up!
00:25:42I swear to God I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up!
00:25:53I swear to God!
00:25:53Hi Lily!
00:25:55My boyfriend better not be in your cave you nasty little troll!
00:25:59I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here!
00:26:02He's...
00:26:03He's oral...
00:26:05Over...
00:26:06Over at his house!
00:26:08Are you having a stroke?
00:26:09Why so nervous Collins?
00:26:11Could it be that you...
00:26:15Um...
00:26:15And I was talking to him on FaceTime, and it was on speakerphone.
00:26:20That's probably why you heard him.
00:26:23He was saying how he can't wait to have sex with you.
00:26:32Glad you know your place, bitch.
00:26:37I just hope you know that he's doing cherry work.
00:26:39I mean, I'm doing it.
00:26:44You might just be the first time I've never done it with you.
00:26:48Run.
00:26:50Get out! Get out! Get out!
00:26:55You know, I still don't know why you're...
00:27:00This is when I cry your best friend in the game.
00:27:03You're going to be in your house.
00:27:05You don't need to look out.
00:27:09Hey! Look, my... I put my... I turned out on that!
00:27:14Hey, my... I... I'm done!
00:27:24Damn. He looks hot in the face.
00:27:29Well, uh... It worked, didn't it?
00:27:32You're welcome.
00:27:33Yes, you're amazing.
00:27:35Tom.
00:27:43Oh, God, I can't believe I just saw my first penis.
00:27:48It was yours.
00:27:52Thoughts?
00:27:53Because personally, I enjoyed what I saw down in your pants.
00:27:56Carson, did you really just say that?
00:28:00Ryan, come on, answer.
00:28:04Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that, either.
00:28:09It's...
00:28:10It's leave.
00:28:11You need to leave.
00:28:15It's nice, and you need to leave.
00:28:18So you think it's nice?
00:28:20Ryan Collins, that is bold.
00:28:23You just admitted that my penis is nice.
00:28:25Shut up.
00:28:28So, just to be clear, you want me to leave.
00:28:33It's nice, it can't be right.
00:28:35It's so nice.
00:28:38No.
00:28:46No.
00:28:50No.
00:28:53No.
00:28:54No.
00:28:55No.
00:28:56No.
00:29:11We can't.
00:29:13Of course I can.
00:29:14We can't.
00:29:16Why not?
00:29:17Because you're a little drunk and you're hiding from your evil, psycho baby ex-girlfriend
00:29:25You're a big football star and I'm just your twerky best friend and there's no way that you seriously want
00:29:30me.
00:29:30I love you.
00:29:31I love you.
00:29:32I love you.
00:29:33And I'm very serious about how much I like you.
00:29:36I love you.
00:29:38I love you.
00:29:39I love you.
00:29:41I love you.
00:29:42I love you.
00:29:43I love you.
00:29:43Only every day since I was seven, I've even thought about him being my first.
00:29:49But I never thought it would actually happen.
00:29:52Maybe.
00:30:08Holy shit.
00:30:10I can't believe you've been hiding this from me.
00:30:25I've never done this before.
00:30:28I know.
00:30:32I promise I'll take care of you.
00:30:59But I made me just no more.
00:31:01I want you to leave it to me, best friend.
00:31:08How do I practice?
00:31:10Find me a little bit later to me.
00:31:18I love to go soon as long as I can run.
00:31:22This last evening feels the same.
00:31:25After the semester, he leaves for the most elite training camp.
00:31:29If you want something more, he's probably gonna ask you now.
00:31:46So, about last night?
00:31:48Oh God.
00:31:49Does he regret it?
00:31:51Uh, yeah, about last night.
00:31:54Look, if you think it was a mistake, I-
00:31:57A mistake?
00:31:59Oh, so you can never be a mistake.
00:32:01Well, you were- you were really drunk and it's probably obvious that I've liked you forever and I just
00:32:07-
00:32:08I don't know if you want to be more than-
00:32:13What did you just say?
00:32:15I said I want to be more than friends.
00:32:18I like you, Carlos. For real.
00:32:22I like you too, Carlos.
00:32:24I just-
00:32:26What if this changes things between us?
00:32:29I don't wanna lose my best friend.
00:32:31No.
00:32:33Look, we've still got a few months, as always.
00:32:36Yeah.
00:32:38Yeah.
00:32:38We think it's long.
00:32:55I've wanted him since forever.
00:32:56But now he's finally mine.
00:33:01So what, your period three weeks late and you've been throwing up every day?
00:33:05That didn't mean Jack's what?
00:33:11Positive.
00:33:16How am I supposed to tell my best friend that I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:33:22I don't know.
00:33:23But you have to, right? He's leaving soon.
00:33:39Dude.
00:33:40It's so obvious.
00:33:41We're for a ride.
00:33:43Since the moment that we were tinsed on a playground.
00:33:46You know, I guess I just-
00:33:48I'm really proud of you for the same-made-like-come job.
00:33:52Yeah.
00:33:55I know I have to leave sooner than I thought, but-
00:33:57Am I going away party?
00:33:58I'm gonna finally ask her.
00:34:01She needs to know how bad I want this.
00:34:11Watch it, Ago.
00:34:12Ugh, you can't even walk straight.
00:34:19No.
00:34:20Ow!
00:34:26Oh my god.
00:34:28Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
00:34:31Oh, but who's gonna guard the bridge?
00:34:33Pregnant?
00:34:34Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:34:36Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:34:40Give that back!
00:34:42I will!
00:34:42When you tell me who your baby daddy is.
00:34:44I can't tell her in the baby's courses.
00:34:47Her ex?
00:34:49She would kill me.
00:34:53What?
00:34:53Oh my god!
00:34:54You don't even remember?
00:34:56You're such a slut!
00:34:58You...
00:34:59I'm gonna call you.
00:35:00You gotta write.
00:35:01What the hell?
00:35:03I'm gonna try to test you for a serious issue.
00:35:06I'm gonna test you for a serious issue.
00:35:07I'm gonna test you for a serious issue.
00:35:10For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch,
00:35:13but probably has the body kind of stripper?
00:35:17Expose her, Lily.
00:35:19Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale.
00:35:28Not much.
00:35:29Oh, but don't worry.
00:35:31Maybe this little guy can make you some cash.
00:35:34Ew!
00:35:34I'm so...
00:35:35Crashy.
00:35:37Aw, are you crying?
00:35:39Is it because your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
00:35:42Well, newsflash.
00:35:44He's moving across the country to be an NFL star.
00:35:47What?
00:35:47No.
00:35:48No.
00:35:49He's staying right here in North Cardiff.
00:35:52Oh.
00:35:53You don't know.
00:35:54He's training with the NFL champions.
00:35:56He's gonna be gone the whole fall semester and the whole summer.
00:36:00I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale.
00:36:03She just sucks up all the air.
00:36:04Taddy.
00:36:06Oh, summer.
00:36:07Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down.
00:36:12Not like you'd even stand a chance.
00:36:14Yeah.
00:36:14Have you seen NFL wags?
00:36:16Perfect tits, perfect tens.
00:36:18You're already bloating.
00:36:20Oh, my God.
00:36:20Imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now.
00:36:25Just drop out, Ryan.
00:36:31Carson, you're going off to practice with NFL players and here I am.
00:36:42Love is right.
00:36:43If I distract Carson with this baby, I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable of being.
00:36:49I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for.
00:36:56Your father can never find out about you.
00:37:01He needs to leave and never come back.
00:37:05Woo!
00:37:06Come on!
00:37:07Hey, bro!
00:37:10To Carson!
00:37:14The youngest player in history to train with a NFL team.
00:37:18Yeah.
00:37:19The lead in careers like this.
00:37:21That has been a positive...
00:37:23Big, big, big, big, big, big, big!
00:37:26My answer!
00:37:28Woo!
00:37:29Of course, I wouldn't be here without my team.
00:37:34But I also, this man, is my best friend.
00:37:39Your red dots are still my best friends to the kids.
00:37:44Your little man, your little boss,
00:37:48I'll steal what you remember.
00:37:52Carson.
00:37:55Carson.
00:37:57What happened?
00:37:58I mean, talk to me.
00:38:00It's me.
00:38:02I freaking had one job.
00:38:05To throw the ball.
00:38:07And I blew it.
00:38:10Everybody's counting on me and I blew it.
00:38:12I blew it because I'm an idiot.
00:38:15No, hey, breathe, Carson.
00:38:18Breathe.
00:38:19Hey, you're the youngest captain in our school's history.
00:38:23You are perfect.
00:38:2699% of the time.
00:38:28On and off.
00:38:31You.
00:38:42You're my best friend.
00:38:44You're my best friend.
00:39:00I'm a bad guy.
00:39:02I'm a bad guy.
00:39:03I'm a good guy.
00:39:03I'm a good guy.
00:39:04You're my best friend.
00:39:06I'm a good guy.
00:39:09I'm a bad guy.
00:39:11What about you?
00:39:12You're my best friend.
00:39:15I'm a good guy.
00:39:23I'm a great guy.
00:39:28Guys like him don't need dead weight, dead feet, team long, Stratton, you know.
00:39:33I'm so sorry, Carson. You're my best friend. That's why I'm doing this.
00:39:41Ryan, what the hell? I thought you liked me.
00:39:54I thought you wanted this. You thought wrong. I could never be with a loser like you.
00:39:58That's bullshit. I've known you since we were seven. I know when you're lying.
00:40:04You don't know me. I want to be with a real star. That's, that's Jonah.
00:40:10You'll never be half the man or athlete that he is.
00:40:16I can see that. You know, I thought you cared about me. I guess I had your back.
00:40:26I didn't think you had that kind of spice in your comments.
00:40:29Now, where were we?
00:40:32Whoa! Whoa! What the fuck?
00:40:36Wait a minute. Are the rumors true? Are you actually pregnant?
00:40:42You're trying to fuck me at baby travel?
00:40:45You trashy, psycho bitch.
00:40:48Carson's dodged a bomb.
00:40:51Come on.
00:40:54That day, my final act of love for my best friend was convincing him I hated him.
00:41:02So he'd never come looking for me again.
00:41:05But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be.
00:41:25Oh!
00:41:26No!
00:41:36Carson! Carson!
00:41:38You led your team to the first NCAA championship in 50 years,
00:41:42and now every college in the nation wants you on their team.
00:41:45Where are you? Georgia? Oregon? Boise? Texas?
00:41:50Ryan?
00:41:52Ryan, you need to come look at this!
00:41:53Please hold.
00:41:55Okay.
00:41:57Oh, you need a diaper.
00:42:07Hey!
00:42:08I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms,
00:42:11but isn't it good for Charlie to see your dad?
00:42:13For all?
00:42:14She'll know. I found her dad at a random sperm bank.
00:42:18Got it?
00:42:18Are you sure you're ready for school on Monday?
00:42:21You haven't slept in like four months.
00:42:22I can't give Charlie the life she deserves,
00:42:24I'm just working a minimum wage job.
00:42:26I need to get my pre-med degree.
00:42:28And you're not afraid of seeing you know who?
00:42:30Carson?
00:42:33No. No way.
00:42:34It's my guts.
00:42:36It's gotten an offer for me.
00:42:37Every single way it tends to be over to school in school.
00:42:40There's no way that he'd come back to blame us to make him aware of us.
00:42:46Actually, I'll be going back to my roots.
00:42:49I'll be spending my CVC at the University of North Carolina.
00:42:59Audrey...
00:42:59Member for the
00:42:59Allty, get off.
00:43:02You may be alone right.
00:43:04I'm not.
00:43:07You're going to be drinking alone regardless.
00:43:10Baby's just not drinking the depleted milk.
00:43:13Come on, you're still a melt.
00:43:14And you haven't gone out since Charlie was born.
00:43:16So, you have to have fun with me.
00:43:17Is挺 small.
00:43:19Okay, fine.
00:43:19Why not?
00:43:21Not for your drunk ass.
00:43:24Please.
00:43:25Isn't there supposed to be a wait for men at frat parties?
00:43:29Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
00:43:33She might shed a few pounds.
00:43:34I see you still don't have any hobbies.
00:43:36Oh, like you do?
00:43:38There's still no dad in the picture.
00:43:40He dodged a bullet.
00:43:42Really pudgy.
00:43:44You looked like my mom before she started her diet.
00:43:46Leave her alone.
00:43:47You know, I heard the most interesting rumor today.
00:43:51I heard that someone very important is transferring back for his senior year.
00:43:55In fact, I think he's here now.
00:44:00Hope you don't embarrass yourself, Mama.
00:44:03Who's here?
00:44:29Hey!
00:44:31Oh my god!
00:44:33Freddy Krueger!
00:44:34I was going to make fun of your saggy ass breasts, but this is so much grosser.
00:44:39Let go of my skirt!
00:44:41Or why?
00:44:41Hey everyone!
00:44:43Who wants to see Ryan's awesome new partitory?
00:44:47Who?
00:44:50Who wants to see a human cow get milked?
00:44:59Oh my god, she's actually leaking milk!
00:45:03Milk!
00:45:03Gross!
00:45:05Who wants to see Ryan's nasty ass cow drink again?
00:45:09Milk that cow!
00:45:10Milk that cow!
00:45:12Milk that cow!
00:45:14Milk that cow!
00:45:15Milk that cow!
00:45:16Milk that cow!
00:45:22Oh my god.
00:45:24Carson?
00:45:25He can't find out I had his child like this.
00:45:28Collins?
00:45:37Is there anything in us?
00:45:52Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
00:46:01How'd you run to practice?
00:46:02Come find me on the field later tonight?
00:46:10I've loved Carson as long as I can remember.
00:46:15Does this last night mean he feels the same?
00:46:18After the semester, he leaves for the most elite training camp.
00:46:22If he wants something more, he's probably gonna ask now.
00:46:36It was so good,
00:46:38but not last night.
00:46:42Does this seem pretty?
00:46:43Uh, yeah, I hung up on the last night with you.
00:46:48I think it was on the steak.
00:46:50I'm sorry.
00:46:51What are we?
00:46:52I'm sorry.
00:46:53Well, you were, you were really drunk and it's probably obvious that I'm like you forever and I just, I
00:47:00don't know what you want to do with this.
00:47:09Call somebody in, please.
00:47:11Carson, drunk on a Monday night?
00:47:15God, seriously, what do you want?
00:47:30What the hell?
00:47:33I brought that away. I don't want to see my best friends, you know, what?
00:47:37Carson, baby, where are you?
00:47:41We've got a horse.
00:47:44No, don't.
00:47:48Why are you invoking the secret life or death code word on your girlfriend? You know, that's actually for, like,
00:47:54life or death situations.
00:47:56Ex-girlfriend and this is serious. We're going to strip your apartment and then she freaking handled me.
00:48:01You know how I get when we don't fuck.
00:48:07Open this door now. Do not keep your girlfriend waiting.
00:48:17Are you harsh?
00:48:22You're grinding on me. It's nothing.
00:48:24Grinding? Who's grinding?
00:48:31Can you even call me, please?
00:48:33Open the door now!
00:48:35Or I swear to God I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up!
00:48:44Hi, Mommy.
00:48:46My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll.
00:48:50I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here.
00:48:53Uh, he's...
00:48:55He's oral...
00:48:56Over...
00:48:56Over...
00:48:57Over at his house.
00:48:59Are you having a stroke?
00:49:00I was so nervous, Collins.
00:49:02Could it be that...
00:49:05You...
00:49:06Um, uh...
00:49:07I was talking to him on FaceTime.
00:49:10And it was on speakerphone, that's probably why you hurt him.
00:49:14Uh, he...
00:49:15Um, was saying...
00:49:16How he can't...
00:49:17He can't wait to have...
00:49:19Have the se...
00:49:19Have sex...
00:49:20Have...
00:49:21Have sex with you!
00:49:23I'm glad you know your place, bitch.
00:49:28I just hope you know that he's doing charity work when being friends with you.
00:49:35You and I just make the worst liar I've ever had privilege with him on, huh?
00:49:39Well, I'm here.
00:49:41Get out!
00:49:42Get out!
00:49:43Get out!
00:49:44Get out!
00:49:49You know, I still don't know why you...
00:49:51Since when have I, your best friend of a million years, ever made you nervous?
00:49:56You barely made it through that.
00:50:00Hey!
00:50:01That's my...
00:50:02I put my...
00:50:03I put my belt on that!
00:50:05I...
00:50:06I...
00:50:06Put this on!
00:50:14Damn, I got this!
00:50:16Damn, I got this!
00:50:17He looks hot in those!
00:50:18I just...
00:50:20Well, and uh...
00:50:21It worked!
00:50:22Didn't it?
00:50:23You're welcome.
00:50:24Yes, you're amazing.
00:50:25Up top.
00:50:34Yes, you're amazing.
00:50:39Up top.
00:50:41You're amazing.
00:50:44You're amazing.
00:50:46You're amazing.
00:50:47You're amazing.
00:50:48I see that!
00:50:48Did you...
00:50:49Did you really just say that?
00:50:50I'm a kid.
00:50:53I was a kid.
00:50:55I'm a kid.
00:50:55I'm a kid.
00:50:58I'm a kid.
00:51:05I'm a kid.
00:51:08I'm a kid.
00:51:08I need to leave.
00:51:09See if he's nice.
00:51:11Ryan, come on.
00:51:13That's...
00:51:13Whoa!
00:51:15You just have better than my penis is nice.
00:51:16Shut up.
00:51:20So...
00:51:20Just to be clear...
00:51:22You are going to leave.
00:51:24I'm a kid.
00:51:25I'm a kid.
00:51:27I'm a kid.
00:51:28I'm a kid.
00:51:29I'm a kid.
00:51:31I'm a kid.
00:51:32I'm a kid.
00:51:33I'm a kid.
00:51:35I'm a kid.
00:51:35I'm a kid.
00:52:01I'm a kid.
00:52:02I would be silent.
00:52:05We had...
00:52:05We...
00:52:06We can't.
00:52:07Why not?
00:52:08Because you're a little drunk and you're hiding from your evil, psycho baby ex-girlfriend
00:52:16and you're a big football star and I'm just your twerky best friend and there's no way
00:52:20that you seriously want me.
00:52:21I like you, Gons.
00:52:24I'm very serious about how much I like you.
00:52:27I don't know what I really feel like.
00:52:32You're something more.
00:52:34Only every day since I was seven.
00:52:37I've even thought about him being my first.
00:52:40But I never thought it could actually happen.
00:52:43Maybe.
00:52:59Shit.
00:53:01I can't believe you've been hiding this from me.
00:53:16I've never done that.
00:53:19I know.
00:53:23I promise I'll take care of you.
00:53:50Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
00:53:59How'd you run to practice?
00:54:01Come find me on the field later tonight?
00:54:09I've loved Carson as long as I can remember.
00:54:13Does last night mean he feels the same?
00:54:16After the semester he leaves for the most elite training camp.
00:54:20If he wants something more, he's probably gonna ask now.
00:54:35Men's she doesn't know?
00:54:38I don't know.
00:54:38What was it?
00:54:39Oh, what was it?
00:54:40It's you, remember?
00:54:42Uh, yeah.
00:54:43Well, last day, I will be good for you.
00:54:46If you think it was a mistake, can I just leave you with us?
00:54:50I don't know what to say.
00:54:51I don't know what to say.
00:54:52Well, you were really drunk, and it's probably obvious that I've liked you forever, and I just...
00:54:59I don't know what to say.
00:55:04What did you just say?
00:55:06I said...
00:55:09I like you.
00:55:11Yes.
00:55:12I like you too, Chris.
00:55:15I just...
00:55:16What if this changes things between us?
00:55:20I don't want to lose my best friend.
00:55:22No.
00:55:24We're still watching us.
00:55:25It's always.
00:55:27Yeah.
00:55:29We can take a slow.
00:55:34I don't know.
00:55:46I've wanted him since forever.
00:55:48And now he's finally mine.
00:55:53So what?
00:55:53You're period three weeks late, and you've been throwing up every day.
00:55:57That doesn't mean jack squat.
00:56:03Positive.
00:56:03Positive.
00:56:08How am I supposed to tell my best friend that I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:56:13I don't know.
00:56:14But you have to, right?
00:56:15He's leaving soon.
00:56:16No.
00:56:30Dude.
00:56:31It's so obvious that you're away from Ryan.
00:56:34Since the moment when we were kids on a playground, man.
00:56:37You know, I guess I just never really thought that you'd feel the same way about a dumb job.
00:56:43Fuck you.
00:56:46I know I have to leave sooner than I thought, but...
00:56:48Am I going away for you?
00:56:50I'm gonna finally ask her.
00:56:52I know.
00:56:52She needs to know how bad I want this.
00:57:02Watch it, Akko.
00:57:04Ugh, you can't even walk straight.
00:57:10No.
00:57:12Ow!
00:57:17Oh, my God.
00:57:19Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
00:57:22Aw, but who's gonna guard the bridge?
00:57:24Pregnant?
00:57:25Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:57:27Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:57:32Give that back!
00:57:33I will!
00:57:34When you tell me who your baby daddy is...
00:57:36I can't tell her the baby's Carson's.
00:57:38Her ex?
00:57:40She would kill me!
00:57:44Oh, my God!
00:57:45You don't even remember?
00:57:47You're such a slut!
00:57:48Ew!
00:57:49I'm gonna call you...
00:57:51Ghana Ryan.
00:57:54Maybe you should get tested for STDs, Trish.
00:57:57That's one test you'll actually pass.
00:58:01For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch, but probably has the body count of a stripper?
00:58:06You've got some nerves.
00:58:08Expose her, Lily.
00:58:10Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale.
00:58:19Not much.
00:58:20Oh, but don't worry.
00:58:22Maybe this little guy can make you some cash.
00:58:25Ew!
00:58:26So trashy.
00:58:28Aw, are you crying?
00:58:30Is it because your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
00:58:34Well, Newsflash is moving across the country to be an NFL star.
00:58:38Oh, my God!
00:58:40Oh, my God!
00:58:40He's staying right here in North Carolina.
00:58:44You don't know.
00:58:45He's training with the NFL champions.
00:58:47He's gonna be gone.
00:58:48The whole fall semester.
00:58:50And the whole summer.
00:58:51I'm gonna be so excited to find him in with his whale.
00:58:54She sucks up on the air.
00:58:56Daddy.
00:58:57I'm sorry.
00:58:58Guys like him don't be deadweight, deadbeat, team bombs driving him down.
00:59:03Not like he gave us any chance.
00:59:05Yeah.
00:59:05Have you seen animal dogs?
00:59:07Perfect tents.
00:59:08Perfect tents.
00:59:09Lovely.
00:59:11Oh, my God.
00:59:11Imagine the flag and stretch marks nine months from now.
00:59:16Just drop out, Ryan.
00:59:22Carson.
00:59:23You're going off to practice with many bowbears.
00:59:26And here I am.
00:59:29No.
00:59:33Neither's right.
00:59:34If I distract Carson with this baby, I'll stop him from becoming all-star he's capable of being.
00:59:40He'll destroy everything he's ever worked for.
00:59:47Your father can never find out about you.
00:59:52he needs to leave
00:59:53and never come back.
00:59:56Woo!
00:59:57Come on!
00:59:58Let's go!
01:00:01To Carson!
01:00:05The youngest player in history
01:00:08to travel to the NFL team.
01:00:10Your career is like set, man.
01:00:13How does it feel?
01:00:14Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed.
01:00:17My, my, my, my.
01:00:20Of course, I wouldn't be here without my team.
01:00:25But I also just win
01:00:26to my best friend.
01:00:30Ryan Collins.
01:00:31I just didn't want my son's two minutes.
01:00:35Whether we win,
01:00:36whether we lost,
01:00:39or the stupid dream I've ever had.
01:00:43Carson.
01:00:46I'm sorry.
01:00:48What happened to you?
01:00:49My parents, talk to me.
01:00:51It's me.
01:00:54I freaking had one job.
01:00:56To throw a ball.
01:01:01Everybody's counting on me.
01:01:02I have to do it.
01:01:04I blew it because I'm an idiot.
01:01:07Hey, breathe.
01:01:08Carson, breathe.
01:01:10Hey.
01:01:10You're the youngest captain in our school's history.
01:01:14You are perfect.
01:01:1799 years into my time.
01:01:19On and off.
01:01:23I know.
01:01:28I'm embarrassed.
01:01:30Everybody's going to be a little bit.
01:01:32I'm going to be a little bit.
01:01:33I'm going to be a little bit.
01:01:34You're my best friend, Steve.
01:01:35I'm afraid I'm not sure you're going to go to the NFL one day.
01:01:40But I still think I swear to you,
01:01:42even if you were to work with me.
01:01:53That night,
01:01:54you said we were best friends.
01:01:57Ryan, I want to be so much more than that.
01:02:00There's no doubt.
01:02:02No question in my mind.
01:02:05Well,
01:02:07except for one.
01:02:09Oh, my God.
01:02:14Will you marry me, Ryan Collins?
01:02:19Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat team moms
01:02:23dragging him down.
01:02:24I'm so sorry, Carson.
01:02:26You're my best friend.
01:02:28And that's why I'm doing this.
01:02:41I'm not alone.
01:02:43I thought you liked him.
01:02:45Did you want this?
01:02:46You thought wrong.
01:02:47I can never be with a loser like you.
01:02:50I'm all shit.
01:02:51I have no city or something.
01:02:54I know you.
01:02:55You don't know me.
01:02:56I want to be with a real star.
01:02:59That's it.
01:02:59Jonah.
01:03:01You'll never be half the man when we're athlete the heel.
01:03:07I can see you.
01:03:09I don't know why you cared about me.
01:03:11I guess I had your back.
01:03:17I didn't think you had that kind of spice in your comments.
01:03:20Nah.
01:03:22Where for the weight?
01:03:23Whoa!
01:03:25Whoa!
01:03:25What the fuck?
01:03:27Wait a minute.
01:03:28Are the rooms true?
01:03:30Are you actually pregnant?
01:03:32Oh.
01:03:33You're trying to fuck me and Baby Trap.
01:03:35You trashy psycho bitch.
01:03:38Carson's dodged a bomb.
01:03:45That day, my final act of love for my best friend was convincing him I hated him.
01:03:53So he'd never come looking for me again.
01:03:56But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be.
01:04:02Oh.
01:04:27Carson!
01:04:28Carson!
01:04:29You led your team to the first NCAA championship in 50 years, and now every college in the nation wants
01:04:35you on their team.
01:04:36Where are you going? Georgia? Oregon? Boise? Texas?
01:04:41Ryan? Ryan, you need to come look at this!
01:04:44Please hold. Okay.
01:04:48Oh, you need a diaper.
01:04:59Hey, I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms, but isn't it good for Charlie to
01:05:03see your dad?
01:05:04For all? She'll know. I found her dad at a random sperm bank.
01:05:09Got it? Are you sure you're ready for school on Monday?
01:05:12You haven't slept in like four months.
01:05:13I can't give Charlie the life she deserves, working a minimum wage job. I need to get my pre-med
01:05:18degree.
01:05:19Are you not afraid of seeing you?
01:05:22Carson?
01:05:24No, no way. It's my guts.
01:05:27He's gotten an offer from every single big ten school for his senior season.
01:05:31There's no way that he'd come back to the lame-ass middle of nowhere in this world.
01:05:37Actually, I'll be going back to my roots.
01:05:40I'll be spending my senior season at the University of Bortecarda.
01:05:50Ryan, put that away. Your baby is fine.
01:05:52But you won't be if you make me drink alone tonight.
01:05:58You're gonna be drinking alone regardless.
01:06:01The babies can't drink tequila, remember?
01:06:04Come on, you're still a milk.
01:06:05And you haven't gone out since Charlie was born, so you have to have fun with me.
01:06:09Where else?
01:06:10Okay, fine. I'll stay.
01:06:12But only to watch over your drunk ass.
01:06:14It's too late.
01:06:16Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties?
01:06:20Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
01:06:24She might shed a few pounds.
01:06:25I see you still don't have any hobbies, Lillian.
01:06:28Oh, like you do?
01:06:29Still no dad in the picture I'm guessing.
01:06:31He dodged a bullet.
01:06:33Really?
01:06:35He looked like my mom before she started his diet.
01:06:38He probably won't.
01:06:39You know I heard the most interesting rumor today.
01:06:42I heard that someone very important is transferring back for his senior year.
01:06:46In fact, I think he's here now.
01:06:51Hope you don't embarrass yourself.
01:06:53Okay, he's here.
01:07:19Hey!
01:07:21Hey!
01:07:22Oh my god!
01:07:24Freddy Cooper!
01:07:25I was going to make fun of your saggy ass breasts.
01:07:28But this is so much grosser.
01:07:30Let go of my skirmler!
01:07:32Why?
01:07:33Hey, everyone!
01:07:34Who wants to see Ryan's awesome important room?
01:07:41Who wants to see a human cow get milked?
01:07:50Oh my god!
01:07:52She's actually leaking milk!
01:07:54Milk!
01:07:55Gross!
01:07:56Who wants to see Ryan's nasty ass cow drink again?
01:08:00Milk back cow!
01:08:01Milk back cow!
01:08:03Milk back cow!
01:08:05Milk back cow!
01:08:06Milk back cow!
01:08:07Milk back cow!
01:08:14Oh my god!
01:08:15Carson!
01:08:16He can't find out I had his child like this.
01:08:19Collins?
01:08:20Collins?
01:08:28Is that what I think it is?
01:08:31What a joke.
01:08:34What a joke.
01:08:36That joke.
01:08:36You know what a joke.
01:08:36Is that what I think?
01:08:36What a joke.
01:08:36No.
01:08:36No.
01:08:37No.
01:08:38No!
01:08:38You