00:04huh it's not march no but we're oh yeah what do we got 158 team tournament this year
00:14232 so we are a couple players we're four days away from college basketball tipping off
00:19so we found the 2026 2027 men's basketball all-name team okay i'm in now so we're going
00:28to run some of these names by you guys this i'll do some of your reactions for this god sham
00:33god
00:33we're going to start off with uh always right stop it no where does this gentleman play he's a guard
00:41at utrgy division one wait a minute utrgy why utrgv what is that university of tennessee
00:53no it's the university of texas rio grand valley that's a d1 team yes it is well you found a
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01:01that i don't know the colors or mascots so if they make the tournament i'm effed paul you know what
01:06always right yes and he might always be right uh his parents must hate him okay go ahead let's go
01:15to
01:15uh let's go to haskell university that's not a real place it is a real place and they have a
01:21forward name z white woman wait say that again his name is z white woman can you spell that z
01:30i w h i t e
01:32w o m n that's his white is is it z little name white or z white it's z white
01:42woman oh z white woman
01:44yes oh my god oh i i'm gonna ask a question aia school no like i remember we did the
01:50the college
01:51football all-name team and there was a kid from montana named tommy running rabbit right now that's
01:55a that was a native american thing i believe and this is a native american university all right well
01:59then this one i have to allow because david just said i mean that's a cultural thing but that's a
02:05hell of a combo the fighting indians is their nickname wait what the fighting indians family got that
02:12last name stop it next let's go to a d2 west alabama forward a million bugs first name a million
02:22last name bugs dude look all i can tell you is this my my one of my sisters worked maternity
02:31for a while it gets wild but but not like this you can't just step in and say nope like
02:39we're not
02:39really doing that are we a million you just named your kid booby feaster no stop how about paul a
02:48million or just million bugs no a million bugs a million it's the word million with the a in front
02:55of it and his last name is bugs you know what all i can say it could have been worse
03:01they could have
03:01named him bed no i was gonna say yeah just don't eat thanksgiving dinner at that house man if that's
03:08what's on their mind you gotta leave son was born how old you gotta be to legally change your name
03:13i think 18 or 21 now all right then you gotta go to the courthouse you gotta get it changed
03:19but
03:20that's not even funny that's not even cute like no it's horrific that you thought a million
03:26oh that'd be great what's your last name bugs all right it's more next okay so let's go to uh
03:33jones college it's a juco school there's a guard named wiggy ball excuse me his name's wiggy ball
03:39that's something i'd find at pet smart yeah like that's some form of it's a cat yeah yeah that's
03:45some form of toy you buy for an animal well he plays guard for jones college what is jones college
03:51it's a juco somewhere thank you boy paul really went over the brochure all right let's go to
03:58central wyoming it's another juco school let's go to uh they have a forward name oral daily
04:04nope nope nope nope you know what personal growth i had a drop i was gonna i'm not doing it
04:10but not doing it shout out to you kenny jones college is in mississippi
04:20also there's no part of wyoming you'd want to live in but i can assure you i had an aunt
04:25who
04:26lived in laramie for a brief time you do not want to live in central wyoming oh boy
04:30oh is there a difference there's a better part of okay central wyoming is sparse by wyoming standards
04:38got you okay okay like do they have running water oh boy well we can go to this cable tv
04:48we can go to a couple schools that you guys have actually heard of and go to we go to
04:52vanderbilt
04:52okay who has a forward name chandler bing chandler bing yes the same guy's the friend's character
04:58but they didn't name him after the friend's character i don't correct no his name just happened
05:05to be you got to do better than that chandler bing all right next and we can go to oregon
05:09state
05:09they have a forward and i gotta say this correctly be careful peteris pinnis spell it p-e-t-e
05:17-r-i-s
05:18is his first name his last name is p-i-n-n-i-s peteris pinnis yes yeah yeah yeah
05:24well you know what
05:25his nickname is you've heard of pet rock just substitute the rock kind of makes sense he went
05:31to oregon state if you know the mascot oh he's a forward so he's probably good down low okay so
05:38that that's you know what next okay we go to a lagrange it's a d3 he's a forward his name
05:45is
05:46catfish battle honestly at that point yeah that's tame compared to all some of these the minute i'm
05:52i'm 18 my name is pete smith uh you you can't catfish battle yeah okay i mean it's like like
06:02the kid who played for bc turbo richard you know they were turning that last name into something else
06:09we go to yeah he's at indiana now he's at indiana he'll be in the league too old turbo d
06:20he's gonna
06:21get drafted i mean like you can't name your kid i'm still stuck on million bugs okay that why keep
06:28going we can go to a uh we need an intervention with this family d1 campbell university they're
06:33fighting camels yeah they got a guard named sincere folk i'm actually okay with that i don't know i
06:40mean compared to some of these oh you got to do it paul you got to go to barton community
06:47college
06:47uh-oh don't get paul in trouble now oh there's a guard at barton community college rider bush
07:04barton community college is in kansas is he going to transfer to uh oregon state
07:12we can go to uh southern utah they have a wing player
07:20uh southern utah has a player called zeppelin kid
07:27you can't there's no way come on tell me his real name is like
07:33robert and his nickname is zeppelin because like i don't know he was a fan of the goodyear blimp
07:38come on we can go to uh d3 minnesota morris they have a forward named carven fish
07:47that's okay remember we had one that this is very similar though it was a linebacker it might
07:51have been for montana clay oven yes i think these parents are doing this intentionally
07:56carbon fish hey your car wash and we can go to a d1 school mercyhurst they have a forward
08:05obviously their parents were thinking very very zen like his name's tennessee rainwater
08:11okay but but again that has to be something cultural with that last name right i can't break
08:17your stones there what was that kid for barton again carven fish rider bush yeah that could be
08:25cultural oh i i got one for you mike well after what paul said it's not here but this is
08:37your new
08:37uchi kabuchi that you'll know uh is i'm gonna get the name right i think it's yo kim boom shay
08:45boom shay what yo kim boom shay boom shay he's playing for duke he related to that safety from
08:51houston the caller called in about hubbub hubbub hubbub hubbub hubbub no this kid you'll hear a lot
08:57about him boom shay boom shay i believe that's it who's related to john trident okay my god that is
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