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When football star Carsen hides from his ex in his best friend Ryan's dorm, intense sexual tension takes over. One passionate night changes their friendship forever. But with the NFL calling his name, can their new spark survive, or is it just a fleeting mistake? Dive into this irresistible friends-to-lovers romance.
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00:00:00To be continued...
00:00:06To be continued...
00:00:09Mollens, let me in, please!
00:00:11Carson?
00:00:12Drunk on a Monday night?
00:00:15God...
00:00:16Seriously, what do you want?
00:00:30What the hell?!
00:00:32Put that away!
00:00:33I don't want to see my best friends, you know...
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Carson!
00:00:38Baby!
00:00:39Where are you?
00:00:41Golly horse, golly horse.
00:00:42You...
00:00:42Don't...
00:00:44Okay, don't...
00:00:48Why are you invoking the secret life or death code word on your girlfriend?
00:00:52You know, that's actually for, like, life or death situations.
00:00:55Ex...
00:00:56Girlfriend and this is serious.
00:00:58We're going to strip you apart and then she freaking ambushed me.
00:01:01You know how I get when we don't fuck!
00:01:07Open this door now!
00:01:08Do not keep your girlfriend waiting!
00:01:18Are you...
00:01:19Harsh?
00:01:21You grinding on me?
00:01:22It's nothing.
00:01:24Grinding?!
00:01:26Who's grinding?!
00:01:31Yeah, let's go away, please.
00:01:33Open the door now!
00:01:35Or I swear to God I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up!
00:01:44Hi Lily.
00:01:45My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll.
00:01:50I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here.
00:01:52Uh...
00:01:53He's...
00:01:54He...
00:01:54He's oral...
00:01:56Over...
00:01:57Over at his house.
00:01:58Are you having a stroke?
00:02:00Why so nervous, Kongs?
00:02:02Could it be that...
00:02:03Uh...
00:02:04I was talking to him on...
00:02:06On FaceTime.
00:02:06And it was on speakerphone.
00:02:08That's probably why you...
00:02:10You heard him.
00:02:10Uh...
00:02:11He...
00:02:11Was saying...
00:02:13How he can't...
00:02:14He can't wait to have...
00:02:15Have the se...
00:02:16Have sex...
00:02:17Have...
00:02:17Have sex with you!
00:02:20Glad you know your place, bitch.
00:02:24Hmm...
00:02:25I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you.
00:02:31You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of relying on.
00:02:36Or under.
00:02:37I mean.
00:02:38Get out!
00:02:39Get out!
00:02:39Get out!
00:02:40Get out!
00:02:45Uh...
00:02:46You know I still don't know why you...
00:02:48Since when have I, your best friend of a million years, ever made you nervous?
00:02:52You barely made it through that.
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58That's my...
00:02:58I put my...
00:02:59I put my belt on that!
00:03:01I...
00:03:02I...
00:03:03Put this on!
00:03:11Damn, I've gotten this.
00:03:12Damn.
00:03:13He looks hot in those.
00:03:16Well, it uh...
00:03:18It worked!
00:03:19Didn't it?
00:03:19You're welcome.
00:03:20Yes, you're amazing.
00:03:22Up top.
00:03:31Oh god, I...
00:03:32I can't believe I just saw my first penis.
00:03:36And it's yours!
00:03:38Ugh!
00:03:39Thoughts?
00:03:41Because personally, I enjoyed what I saw down in your pants.
00:03:44Carson!
00:03:45Did you...
00:03:45Did you really just...
00:03:47Say that?
00:03:48Ryan...
00:03:49Come on...
00:03:50Answer.
00:03:52Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that either.
00:03:56It...
00:03:57It's...
00:03:58It's...
00:03:58Leave.
00:03:59And you need to...
00:04:03It's...
00:04:03Nice.
00:04:04And you need to leave.
00:04:05So you think it's nice?
00:04:08Ryan Collins, that is bold.
00:04:11You just admitted that my penis is nice.
00:04:13Shut up.
00:04:16So, just to be clear, you want me to leave even though you think that I had a very nice...
00:04:23Oh god.
00:04:29Oh god.
00:04:40May I?
00:04:41You just...
00:04:42I'm going to go to the door.
00:04:51And, hey...
00:05:00Capsy, we...
00:05:02We...
00:05:03We can't.
00:05:04Why not?
00:05:04Because you're a little drunk and you're hiding from your evil psycho baby ex-girlfriend
00:05:12And you're a big football star and I'm just your dorky best friend and there's no way that you seriously
00:05:17want me
00:05:17I like you, Collins
00:05:20And I'm very serious about how much I like you
00:05:24Haven't you ever wondered what it would feel like if
00:05:28There was something more
00:05:31Only every day since I was seven
00:05:34I've even thought about him being my first
00:05:36But I never thought it could actually happen
00:05:40Maybe
00:05:56Holy shit, Collins
00:05:58I can't believe you've been hiding this from me
00:06:09I know
00:06:13I promise I'll take care of you
00:06:40Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
00:06:49Had to run to practice
00:06:51Come find me on the field later tonight
00:06:59I've loved Carson as long as I can remember
00:07:03Does last night mean he feels the same?
00:07:06After the semester he leaves for the most elite training camp
00:07:10If he wants something more, he's probably gonna ask now
00:07:25So
00:07:27About last night
00:07:28Oh God
00:07:30Does he regret it?
00:07:32Yeah
00:07:33About
00:07:33Last night
00:07:34Look if
00:07:36If you think it was a mistake
00:07:38A mistake
00:07:40Collins, you can never be a mistake
00:07:41Well, you were
00:07:43You were really drunk
00:07:44And it's probably obvious that I've
00:07:46Liked you forever
00:07:47And I just
00:07:48I didn't know if you want to be more than
00:07:50I'll be more than friends
00:07:53What did you just say?
00:07:56I said I want to be more than friends
00:07:59I like you
00:08:00Collins
00:08:01For real
00:08:03I like you too, Cars
00:08:05I just
00:08:06What if this changes things between us?
00:08:10I don't want to lose my best friend
00:08:12No
00:08:13Look, we're still watching once
00:08:15As always
00:08:17Okay
00:08:18We can take a stop
00:08:36I've wanted him since forever
00:08:37And now he's finally mine
00:08:42So what?
00:08:43You're period three weeks late
00:08:45And you've been throwing up every day
00:08:46That doesn't mean jack squat
00:08:52Positive
00:08:57How am I supposed to tell my best friend
00:09:00That I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:09:03I don't know
00:09:04But you have to, right?
00:09:05He's leaving soon
00:09:20Dude
00:09:21It's so obvious that you're whipped for Ryan
00:09:23Since the moment that we were kids on a playground, man
00:09:27You know, I guess I just never really thought that she'd feel the same way about a dumb jock
00:09:33Give me that
00:09:36I know I have to leave sooner than I thought
00:09:37But at my going away party, I'm gonna finally ask her
00:09:41She needs to know how bad I want this
00:09:52Watch it, Aggo
00:09:53You can't even walk straight
00:09:59No
00:10:01Ow
00:10:02Ow
00:10:07Oh my god
00:10:08Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant
00:10:11Oh, but who's gonna guard the bridge?
00:10:14Pregnant?
00:10:15Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:10:17Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:10:21Give that back!
00:10:22I will
00:10:23When you tell me who your baby daddy is
00:10:25I can't tell her the baby's Carson's
00:10:28Her ex
00:10:29She would kill me
00:10:34Oh my god
00:10:35You don't even remember?
00:10:37You're such a slut
00:10:38Ew
00:10:39I'm gonna call you
00:10:41Ghana Ryan
00:10:43Maybe you should get tested for STDs, Trish
00:10:46That's one test you'll actually pass
00:10:51For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch
00:10:54But probably has the body count of a stripper
00:10:56You've got some nerve
00:10:58Expose her, Lily
00:10:59Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale
00:11:09Not much
00:11:10Oh, but don't worry
00:11:12Maybe this little guy can make you some cash
00:11:15Ew
00:11:15So trashy
00:11:18Oh, are you crying?
00:11:20Is it because your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
00:11:23Well, newsflash
00:11:25He's moving across the country to be an NFL star
00:11:28What?
00:11:28No
00:11:29No, no, he's staying right here in North Cardiff
00:11:32Oh
00:11:33You don't know
00:11:34He's training with the NFL champions
00:11:36He's gonna be gone the whole fall semester
00:11:39And the whole summer
00:11:41I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale
00:11:43She just sucks up all the air
00:11:45Daddy
00:11:46Oh, summer
00:11:47Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down
00:11:52Not like you'd even stand a chance
00:11:55Yeah
00:11:55Have you seen NFL wags?
00:11:57Perfect tits, perfect tens
00:11:58You're already bloating
00:12:00Oh my god
00:12:01Imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now
00:12:06Just drop out, Ryan
00:12:10That was so good
00:12:11Carson
00:12:13You're going off to practice with NFL players
00:12:15And here I am
00:12:23Lovely's right
00:12:23If I distract Carson with this baby
00:12:25I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable of being
00:12:30I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for
00:12:37Your father can never find out about you
00:12:42He needs to leave and never come back
00:12:46Come on
00:12:47Let's go
00:12:51To Carson
00:12:54The youngest player in history to train with an NFL team
00:12:59Yeah
00:12:59Literally
00:13:00Your career is like set, man
00:13:02How does it feel?
00:13:04Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed
00:13:07Alright, alright, alright, alright
00:13:10Of course
00:13:11I wouldn't be here without my team
00:13:15But I also owe this win
00:13:16To my best friend
00:13:20Ryan Collins
00:13:21You stood by my side since we were kids
00:13:24For every win
00:13:26Every loss
00:13:29Every stupid dream I've ever had
00:13:33Carson
00:13:36Carson
00:13:36Hey
00:13:38What happened?
00:13:39Talk to me
00:13:40Sleep
00:13:43I freaking had one job
00:13:46To throw the ball
00:13:47And I blew it
00:13:50Everybody was counting on me and I blew it
00:13:53I blew it because I'm an idiot
00:13:56No, hey, breathe
00:13:57Carson
00:13:58Breathe
00:13:59Okay
00:14:00You're the youngest captain in our school's history
00:14:04You are perfect
00:14:0799% of the time
00:14:09On
00:14:11And
00:14:11Off
00:14:12Field
00:14:18You're not embarrassed
00:14:21Everybody's gonna ignore me
00:14:22I blew the homecoming game
00:14:23You're my best friend, stupid
00:14:25I mean, yeah, sure
00:14:27You're gonna make it to the NFL one day
00:14:29But I'd still be best friends with you
00:14:32Even if you were the water boy
00:14:42That night
00:14:44You said we were best friends
00:14:47But Ryan, I want to be so much more than that
00:14:50There's no doubt
00:14:53No question in my mind
00:14:55Well
00:14:57Except for one
00:14:59Oh
00:14:59When you marry me, Ryan Collins
00:15:09Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms
00:15:12Dragging them down
00:15:13I'm so sorry, Carson
00:15:16You're my best friend
00:15:18That's why I'm doing this
00:15:30Ryan, what the hell
00:15:33I thought you liked me
00:15:35I thought you wanted this
00:15:36You thought wrong
00:15:37I could never be with a loser like you
00:15:39That's bullshit
00:15:41I've known you since we were seven
00:15:43I know when you're lying
00:15:45You don't know me
00:15:46I want to be with a real star
00:15:48That's, that's Jonah
00:15:51You'll never be half the man or athlete that he is
00:15:57I can see that
00:15:58You know, I thought you cared about me
00:16:01I guess I had your back row
00:16:04Wow
00:16:07I didn't think you had that kind of spice in you, Collins
00:16:10Nah
00:16:11Where were we?
00:16:13Whoa!
00:16:15Whoa, what the fuck?
00:16:17Wait a minute
00:16:17Are the rumors true?
00:16:19Are you actually pregnant?
00:16:23You're trying to fuck me and baby trap me
00:16:25You trashy, psycho bitch
00:16:28Carson's dodged a bomb
00:16:35That day, my final act of love for my best friend
00:16:39Was convincing him I hated him
00:16:43So he'd never come looking for me again
00:16:45But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be
00:17:16Carson, Carson
00:17:19You led your team to their first NCAA championship in 50 years
00:17:23And now every college in the nation wants you on their team
00:17:25Where are you going?
00:17:27Georgia?
00:17:28Oregon?
00:17:29Boise?
00:17:29Texas?
00:17:31Ryan?
00:17:33Ryan, you need to come look at this
00:17:34Please hold
00:17:36Okay
00:17:38Oh, you need a diaper
00:17:48Hey
00:17:49I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms
00:17:52But isn't it good for Charlie to see your dad?
00:17:54For all?
00:17:55She'll know
00:17:55I found her dad at a random sperm bank
00:17:58Got it?
00:18:00Are you sure you're ready for school on Monday?
00:18:02You haven't slept in like four months
00:18:03I can't give Charlie the life she deserves
00:18:05Working a minimum wage job
00:18:07I need to get my pre-med degree
00:18:09And you're not afraid of seeing you know who?
00:18:11Carson?
00:18:13No, no way
00:18:15It's my guts
00:18:16He's gotten an offer from every single Big Ten school for his senior season
00:18:21There's no way that he'd come back to
00:18:24Lame-ass middle of nowhere North Cardiff
00:18:27Actually, I'll be going back to my roots
00:18:30I'll be spending my senior season at the University of North Cardiff
00:18:33If I didn't put that away, your baby is fine
00:18:42But you won't be if you make me drink alone tonight
00:18:45Oh, shut up!
00:18:48You're gonna be drinking alone regardless
00:18:51Babies can't drink tequila, remember?
00:18:54Come on, you're still a milk
00:18:55And you haven't gone out since Charlie was born
00:18:57So you have to have fun with me
00:18:58Where else?
00:19:00Okay, fine
00:19:00I'll stay
00:19:02You only need to watch over your drunk ass
00:19:04Tequila
00:19:05Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties?
00:19:10Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
00:19:14She might shed a few pounds
00:19:15I see you still don't have any hobbies, Lily
00:19:17Oh, like you do?
00:19:19Still no dad in the picture, I'm guessing
00:19:21He dodged a bullet
00:19:23You're really pudgy
00:19:24You look like my mom before she started her diet
00:19:27Leave her alone
00:19:28You know, I heard the most interesting rumor today
00:19:31I heard that someone very important is transferring back for his senior year
00:19:36In fact
00:19:39I think he's here now
00:19:40Hope you don't embarrass yourself, mama
00:19:44Who's here?
00:20:09Hey!
00:20:12Oh my god, Freddy Krueger
00:20:15I was going to make fun of your saggy ass breasts
00:20:17But this is so much grosser
00:20:20Let go of my skirt
00:20:21Or what?
00:20:23Hey everyone
00:20:24Who wants to see Ryan's awesome new party train?
00:20:31Who wants to see a human cow get milked?
00:20:40Oh my god, she's actually leaking milk!
00:20:45Gross!
00:20:46Who wants to see Ryan's nasty ass cow drink again?
00:20:49Milk that cow!
00:20:51Milk that cow!
00:20:53Milk that cow!
00:20:55Milk that cow!
00:20:56Milk that cow!
00:20:57Milk that cow!
00:21:04Oh my god, Carson, he can't find out I had his child like this
00:21:18Is that what I think it is?
00:21:37Mollens, let me in, please
00:21:38Carson, drunk on a Monday night
00:21:43God, seriously, what do you want?
00:21:58What the hell, put that away, I don't want to see my best friends, you know, what?
00:22:05Carson, baby, where are you?
00:22:08Callie horse, callie horse
00:22:10Don't, okay, don't, don't
00:22:16Why are you invoking the secret life or death code word on your
00:22:19Girlfriend, you know, that's actually for, like, life or death situations
00:22:23Ex-girlfriend, and this is serious, we're going to strip your apartment that she freaking ambushed on me
00:22:28You know how I get when we don't fuck
00:22:35Open this door now, do not keep your girlfriend waiting
00:22:44Are you harsh?
00:22:49You grinding on me is nothing
00:22:52Grinding?
00:22:53Who's grinding?
00:22:58Can you get us, go away, please
00:23:00Open the door now, or I swear to God, I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up
00:23:13My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll
00:23:17I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here
00:23:20Uh, he's, he, he's oral, oh, oh, over, over at his house
00:23:25Are you having a stroke?
00:23:28Why so nervous, Kongs?
00:23:29Could it be that?
00:23:31Uh, uh, I was talking to him on, on FaceTime
00:23:34And it was on speakerphone, that's probably why you, you heard him
00:23:38Uh, he, uh, was saying how he can't, he can't wait to have, have this, have sex
00:23:44Have, um, have sex with you
00:23:47Glad you know your place, bitch
00:23:51Hmm
00:23:52I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you
00:23:59You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of allowing on
00:24:03Or under, I mean
00:24:05Get out, get out, get out
00:24:13You know, I still don't know why
00:24:15Since when have I, your best friend of a million years, ever made you nervous
00:24:20You barely made it through that
00:24:25Hey, that's my, I put my, I put my belt on that
00:24:29I, I, just, put this on
00:24:38Damn, I've gotten this
00:24:40Damn, he looks hot in those
00:24:44Well, it, uh, it worked, didn't it?
00:24:47You're welcome
00:24:48Yes, you're amazing
00:24:50Up top?
00:24:58Oh, God, I, I can't believe I just saw my first penis
00:25:03And it's yours
00:25:07Thoughts?
00:25:08Because personally, I enjoyed what I saw down in your pen
00:25:11Carson, did you, did you really just say that?
00:25:15Ryan, come on, answer
00:25:20Or you can just tell me to leave
00:25:21But you're not exactly doing that either
00:25:23It, it's
00:25:25It's leave
00:25:26And you need to nice
00:25:30It's nice
00:25:31And you need to leave
00:25:33So you think it's nice
00:25:36Ryan Collins, that is bold
00:25:38You just admitted that my penis is nice
00:25:41Shut up
00:25:41Like me
00:25:44So, just to be clear
00:25:46You want me to leave
00:25:48Even though you think that I had a very nice
00:25:54Man
00:26:07Man
00:26:27Of course, we, we, we can't
00:26:31Why not?
00:26:33Because you're, you're, you're a little drunk
00:26:34And you're hiding from your evil, psycho, baby, ex-girlfriend
00:26:40And you're a big football star
00:26:42And I'm just your dorky best friend
00:26:43And there's no way that you seriously want me
00:26:45I like you
00:26:47Collins
00:26:48And I'm very serious about how much I like you
00:26:51Have you ever wondered what it would feel like if
00:26:56There's something more
00:26:58Only every day since I was seven
00:27:02I've even thought about him being my first
00:27:04But I never thought it could actually happen
00:27:07Maybe
00:27:20Holy
00:27:23Holy
00:27:24Shit
00:27:24Collins
00:27:26I can't believe you've been hiding this from me
00:27:36I know
00:27:40I promise I'll take care of you
00:28:08Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
00:28:17Had to run to practice
00:28:18Come find me on the field later tonight
00:28:26I've loved Carson as long as I can remember
00:28:30Does last night mean he feels the same?
00:28:34After the semester, he leaves for the most elite training camp
00:28:37If you want something more, he's probably gonna ask now
00:28:53So...
00:28:55About last night
00:28:56Oh god
00:28:57Does he regret it?
00:28:59Uh, yeah
00:29:00About
00:29:01Last night
00:29:02Look, if
00:29:03If you think it was a mistake
00:29:05A mistake?
00:29:07Oh, so you can never be a mistake
00:29:09Well, you were
00:29:10You were really drunk
00:29:11And it's probably obvious that I've
00:29:13Liked you forever
00:29:15And I just
00:29:16I didn't know if you want to be more than
00:29:18I want to be more than friends
00:29:21What did you just say?
00:29:23I said I want to be more than friends
00:29:26I like you
00:29:28Collins
00:29:28For real
00:29:30I like you too, Cars
00:29:32I just
00:29:34What if this changes things between us?
00:29:38I don't want to lose my best friend
00:29:39I don't
00:29:41Look, we've still got a few months
00:29:43It's always
00:29:44Okay?
00:29:46We can take a stop
00:30:03I've wanted him since forever
00:30:05And now he's finally mine
00:30:10So what?
00:30:11Your period's three weeks late
00:30:12And you've been throwing up every day
00:30:14That doesn't mean jack squat
00:30:20Positive
00:30:25How am I supposed to tell my best friend
00:30:27That I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:30:30I don't know
00:30:31But you have to, right?
00:30:33He's leaving soon
00:30:47Dude
00:30:49It's so obvious that you're with for Ryan
00:30:51Since the moment we were kids on a playground, man
00:30:55You know, I guess I just never really thought
00:30:57That you'd feel the same way about a dumb jock
00:31:00Yeah
00:31:03I know I have to leave sooner than I thought
00:31:05But at my going away party
00:31:07I'm going to finally ask her
00:31:09She needs to know how bad I want this
00:31:20Watch it, Ago
00:31:21You can't even walk straight
00:31:27No
00:31:29Ow
00:31:34Oh my god
00:31:36Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant
00:31:39Oh, but who's going to guard the bridge?
00:31:42Pregnant?
00:31:43Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:31:45Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:31:49Give that back
00:31:50I will
00:31:51When you tell me who your baby daddy is
00:31:53I can't tell her the baby's Carson's
00:31:56Her ex
00:31:57She would kill me
00:32:01Oh my god
00:32:03You don't even remember?
00:32:04You're such a slut
00:32:05Ew
00:32:07I'm going to call you
00:32:08Ghana Ryan
00:32:11Maybe you should get tested for STDs, Trish
00:32:14That's one test you'll actually pass
00:32:19For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch
00:32:22But probably has the body count of a stripper
00:32:24You've got some nerve
00:32:25Expose her, Lily
00:32:27Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale
00:32:36Not much
00:32:37Oh, but don't worry
00:32:39Maybe this little guy can make you some cash
00:32:42Ew, so trashy
00:32:46Aw, are you crying?
00:32:48Is it because your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
00:32:51Well, newsflash
00:32:52He's moving across the country to be an NFL star
00:32:55What?
00:32:56No
00:32:57No, no, he's staying right here in North Cardiff
00:33:00Oh
00:33:01You don't know
00:33:02He's training with the NFL champions
00:33:04He's going to be gone the whole fall semester
00:33:07And the whole summer
00:33:08I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale
00:33:11She just sucks up all the air
00:33:13Daddy
00:33:13Oh, summer
00:33:15Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down
00:33:20Not like you'd even stand a chance
00:33:22Yeah
00:33:23Have you seen NFL wags?
00:33:24Perfect tits, perfect tens
00:33:26You're already bloating
00:33:28Oh my god
00:33:29Imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now
00:33:33Just drop out, Ryan
00:33:37That was so good
00:33:38Carson
00:33:40You're going off to practice with NFL players
00:33:43And here I am
00:33:50I'll lose right
00:33:51If I distract Carson with this baby
00:33:53I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable of being
00:33:57I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for
00:34:04Your father can never find out about you
00:34:09He needs to leave
00:34:11And never come back
00:34:14Come on
00:34:15Let's go
00:34:18To Carson
00:34:22The youngest player in history to train with NFL team
00:34:28Your career is like set, man
00:34:30How does it feel?
00:34:31Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed
00:34:34All right, all right, all right, all right
00:34:38Of course, I wouldn't be here without my team
00:34:42But I also owe this win
00:34:44To my best friend
00:34:47Ryan Collins
00:34:49You've stood by my side since we were kids
00:34:51For every win
00:34:54Every loss
00:34:56Every stupid dream I've ever had
00:35:01Carson
00:35:03Carson
00:35:05What happened?
00:35:07Talk to me
00:35:08It's me
00:35:11I freaking had one job
00:35:13To throw the ball
00:35:14And I blew it
00:35:18Everybody's counting on me
00:35:19And I blew it
00:35:20I blew it because I'm an idiot
00:35:23No, hey, breathe
00:35:25Carson
00:35:26Breathe
00:35:27Okay
00:35:28You're the youngest captain
00:35:29In our school's history
00:35:31You are perfect
00:35:3399% of the time
00:35:36On
00:35:37And
00:35:39Off
00:35:39Field
00:35:45You're not embarrassed
00:35:48Everybody's gonna bore me
00:35:49I blew the homecoming game
00:35:50You're my best friend, stupid
00:35:53I mean, yeah, sure
00:35:54You're gonna make it to the NFL one day
00:35:56But I'd still be best friends with you
00:36:00Even if you were the water boy
00:36:10That night
00:36:12You said we were best friends
00:36:15But Ryan, I want to be so much more than that
00:36:18There's no doubt
00:36:20No question in my mind
00:36:23Well
00:36:24Except for one
00:36:26Oh, shit
00:36:30Will you marry me
00:36:32Ryan Collins
00:36:36Guys like him
00:36:38Don't need deadweight
00:36:38Deadbeat
00:36:39Teen moms
00:36:40Dragging them down
00:36:41I'm so sorry
00:36:43Carson
00:36:44You're my best friend
00:36:46That's why I'm doing this
00:36:49Oh
00:36:50Oh
00:36:58Ryan, what the hell
00:37:00I thought you liked me
00:37:02I thought you wanted this
00:37:03You thought wrong
00:37:05I could never be with a loser like you
00:37:07That's bullshit
00:37:09I've known you since we were seven
00:37:11I know when you're lying
00:37:12You don't know me
00:37:14I want to be with a real star
00:37:16That's
00:37:16That's Jonah
00:37:18You'll never be half the man
00:37:20Or athlete that he is
00:37:24I can see that
00:37:26You know, I thought you cared about me
00:37:29I guess I had your back room
00:37:32Wow
00:37:34I didn't think you had that kind of spice in you, Collins
00:37:38Nah
00:37:39Where were we?
00:37:41Whoa
00:37:42Whoa
00:37:43What the fuck?
00:37:44Wait a minute
00:37:45Are the rumors true?
00:37:47Are you actually pregnant?
00:37:49Ugh
00:37:50You're trying to fuck me and baby trap me
00:37:53You trashy, psycho bitch
00:37:55Carson's dodged a bomb
00:38:02That day
00:38:03My final act of love for my best friend
00:38:07Was convincing him I hated him
00:38:10So he'd never come looking for me again
00:38:13But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be
00:38:44Carson
00:38:45Carson, Carson
00:38:46You led your team to their first NCAA championship in 50 years
00:38:50And now every college in the nation wants you on their team
00:38:53Where are you going?
00:38:54Georgia?
00:38:55Oregon?
00:38:56Boise?
00:38:57Texas?
00:38:58Ryan?
00:39:00Ryan, you need to come look at this
00:39:02Please hold
00:39:03Okay
00:39:05Oh, you need a diaper
00:39:16Hey
00:39:17I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms
00:39:19But isn't it good for Charlie to see your dad?
00:39:21For all?
00:39:22She'll know
00:39:23I found her dad at a random sperm bank
00:39:26Got it?
00:39:27Are you sure you're ready for school on Monday?
00:39:29You haven't slept in like four months
00:39:31I can't give Charlie the life she deserves working a minimum wage job
00:39:34I need to get my pre-med degree
00:39:36And you're not afraid of seeing you know who?
00:39:39Carson?
00:39:41No
00:39:42No way
00:39:43It's my guts
00:39:44He's gotten an offer from every single Big Ten school for his senior season
00:39:48And there's no way that he'd come back to lame-ass middle-of-nowhere North Cardiff
00:39:55Actually, I'll be going back to my roots
00:39:57I'll be spending my senior season at the University of North Cardiff
00:40:00If I didn't put that away, your baby is fine
00:40:09But you won't be if you make me drink alone tonight
00:40:12Oh, shut up!
00:40:16You're gonna be drinking alone regardless
00:40:18If babies can't drink tequila, remember?
00:40:21Come on, you're still a milk
00:40:22And you haven't gone out since Charlie was born
00:40:25So you have to have fun with me
00:40:26Where else?
00:40:27Okay, fine
00:40:28I'll stay
00:40:29We all need to watch over your drunk ass
00:40:33Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties?
00:40:38Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
00:40:41She might shed a few pounds
00:40:43I see you still don't have any hobbies, Lily
00:40:45Oh, like you do?
00:40:46Still no dad in the picture, I'm guessing
00:40:48He dodged a bullet
00:40:50You're really pudgy
00:40:51You looked like my mom before she started her diet
00:40:54Leave her alone
00:40:56You know, I heard the most interesting rumor today
00:40:59I heard that someone very important is transferring back for his senior year
00:41:03In fact, I think he's here now
00:41:08Hope you don't embarrass yourself, Mama
00:41:12Who's here?
00:41:37Hey!
00:41:39Oh my god, Freddy Krueger!
00:41:42I was going to make fun of your saggy ass breasts
00:41:45But this is so much grosser
00:41:47Let go of my skirt
00:41:49Or what?
00:41:50Hey, everyone
00:41:51Who wants to see Ryan's awesome new party trick?
00:41:58Who wants to see a human cow get milk?
00:42:07Oh my god, she's actually leaking milk!
00:42:12Gross!
00:42:13Who wants to see Ryan's nasty ass cow trick again?
00:42:17Milk bad cow!
00:42:19Milk bad cow!
00:42:20Milk bad cow!
00:42:22Milk bad cow!
00:42:24Milk bad cow!
00:42:31Hello
00:42:32Oh my god
00:42:33Carson
00:42:33He can't find out I had his child like this
00:42:37Collins?
00:42:46Is that what I think it is?
00:43:04Lollans, let me in, please
00:43:06Carson?
00:43:07Drunk on a Monday night?
00:43:09Oh, God
00:43:12Seriously, what do you want?
00:43:28I don't want to see my best friends, you know
00:43:33Carson, baby, where are you?
00:43:36Jolly horse, Jolly horse
00:43:39Okay, don't
00:43:43Why are you invoking the secret life or death code word on your
00:43:47Girlfriend, you know, that's actually for, like, life or death situations
00:43:50Ex-girlfriend, and this is serious
00:43:52We're going to strip your apartment and she freaking ambushed on me
00:43:56You know how I get when we don't fuck
00:44:02Open this door now, do not keep your girlfriend waiting
00:44:12Are you harsh?
00:44:16You grinding on me is nothing
00:44:19Grinding?
00:44:20Who's grinding?
00:44:25Can you get us to go away, please?
00:44:28Open the door now!
00:44:29Or I swear to God, I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up!
00:44:39Hi, Lily
00:44:41My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll
00:44:44I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here
00:44:47Uh, he's, he, he's oral, oh, oh, over, over at his house
00:44:53Are you having a stroke?
00:44:55Why so nervous, Kongs?
00:44:57Could it be the...
00:44:58Uh, uh, I was talking to him on, on FaceTime
00:45:01And it was on speakerphone, that's, that's probably why you, you heard him
00:45:06Uh, he, um, was saying how he can't, he can't wait to have, have this, have sex
00:45:12Have, um, have sex with you
00:45:15Glad you know your place, bitch
00:45:18Hmm
00:45:20Hmm
00:45:20I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you
00:45:27You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of relying on
00:45:31Or under, I mean
00:45:33Get out, get out, get out!
00:45:38Uh, you know, I still don't know why you...
00:45:43Since when have I, your best friend of a million years, ever made you nervous?
00:45:47You barely made it through that
00:45:52Hey! That's my, I put my, I put my belt on that!
00:45:56I, I, put this on!
00:46:06Damn, I got this
00:46:07Damn, he looks hot in those
00:46:11Well, it, uh, it worked, didn't it?
00:46:15You're welcome
00:46:15Yes, you're amazing
00:46:17Up top
00:46:26Oh god, I, I, I can't believe I just saw my first penis
00:46:31And it's yours
00:46:33Ugh
00:46:34Thoughts?
00:46:36Cause personally, I enjoyed what I saw down in your pants
00:46:39Carson, I, did you, did you really just say that?
00:46:42Ryan
00:46:44Come on, answer
00:46:47Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that either
00:46:50It, it's
00:46:53It's, it's, leave
00:46:54And you need to, nice
00:46:58It's, nice
00:46:59And you need to leave
00:47:00So you think it's nice
00:47:03Ryan Collins, that is bold
00:47:06You just admitted that my penis is nice
00:47:08Shut up
00:47:09Thank me
00:47:12So, just to be clear
00:47:14You want me to leave, even though you think that I had a very nice
00:47:25Feel free
00:47:27This is good
00:47:32Uh, God
00:47:36Yeah
00:47:38Chant
00:47:41Sss
00:47:55of course we can't
00:47:59why not
00:48:00because you're a little drunk
00:48:02and you're hiding from your evil psycho baby ex-girlfriend
00:48:07and you're a big football star
00:48:09and I'm just your dorky best friend
00:48:11and there's no way that you seriously want me
00:48:13I like you
00:48:14Gons
00:48:16and I'm very serious about how much I like you
00:48:19have you ever wondered what it would feel like if
00:48:23there was something more
00:48:26only every day since I was seven
00:48:29I've even thought about him being my first
00:48:32but I never thought it could actually happen
00:48:35maybe
00:48:51holy shit
00:48:52I can't believe you've been hiding this from me
00:49:04I know
00:49:08I promise I'll take care of you
00:49:35did I really just lose my virginity to my
00:49:38best friend
00:49:44how'd you run to practice
00:49:46come find me on the field later tonight
00:49:54I've loved Carson
00:49:55as long as I can remember
00:49:58does this last night mean he feels the same
00:50:01after the semester he leaves for the most elite training camp
00:50:05if he wants something more
00:50:07he's probably gonna ask now
00:50:20so
00:50:22about last night
00:50:23oh god
00:50:25does he regret it
00:50:26uh yeah
00:50:28about last night
00:50:30look if
00:50:31if you think it was a mistake
00:50:33a mistake
00:50:35oh
00:50:35you can never be an expert
00:50:37well you were
00:50:38you were really drunk
00:50:39and it's probably obvious that I've
00:50:41liked you forever
00:50:42and I just
00:50:43I didn't know if you want to be more than
00:50:49what did you just say
00:50:51I said I want to be more than friends
00:50:54I like you
00:50:56Carlos
00:50:56for real
00:50:58I like you too
00:50:59Carlos
00:51:00I just
00:51:02what if this changes things between us
00:51:05I don't want to lose my best friend
00:51:07I won't
00:51:09look we've still got a few months
00:51:10since always
00:51:12okay
00:51:13we can take a stop
00:51:31I've wanted him since forever
00:51:32and now he's finally mine
00:51:38so what
00:51:38you're period three weeks late
00:51:40and you've been throwing up every day
00:51:41that doesn't mean jack squat
00:51:48positive
00:51:53how am I supposed to tell my best friend
00:51:55that I'm pregnant with his baby
00:51:58I don't know
00:51:59but you have to right
00:52:00he's leaving soon
00:52:15dude
00:52:16it's so obvious that you're with for Ryan
00:52:18since the moment we were kids on a playground man
00:52:22you know I guess I just never really thought
00:52:24that you'd feel the same way about a dumb jock
00:52:28yeah
00:52:31I know I have to leave sooner than I thought
00:52:32but
00:52:33am I going away party
00:52:34I'm going to finally ask her
00:52:37she needs to know how bad I want this
00:52:47watch it
00:52:48you can't even walk straight
00:52:54no
00:53:02oh my god
00:53:04Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant
00:53:07oh but who's going to guard the bridge
00:53:09pregnant
00:53:10someone actually put their dick in that
00:53:12did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag
00:53:16give that back
00:53:18I will
00:53:18when you tell me who your baby daddy is
00:53:20I can't tell her the baby's Carson's
00:53:23her ex
00:53:24she would kill me
00:53:29oh my god
00:53:30you don't even remember
00:53:32you're such a slut
00:53:33ew
00:53:34I'm going to call you
00:53:36Ghana Ryan
00:53:38maybe you should get tested for STDs Trish
00:53:41that's one test you'll actually pass
00:53:46for somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch
00:53:49but probably has the body count of a stripper
00:53:51you've got some nerve
00:53:53expose her Lily
00:53:54let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale
00:54:04not much
00:54:05oh but don't worry
00:54:07maybe this little guy can make you some cash
00:54:10ew
00:54:10so trashy
00:54:13aww are you crying
00:54:15is it cause your bestie Carson isn't here to save you
00:54:18well newsflash
00:54:20he's moving across the country to be an NFL star
00:54:23what no
00:54:24no no he's staying right here in North Cardiff
00:54:28oh
00:54:28you don't know
00:54:30he's training with the NFL champions
00:54:32he's going to be gone
00:54:33he's going to be gone
00:54:34the whole fall semester
00:54:34and the whole summer
00:54:36I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale
00:54:39she just sucks up all the air
00:54:40daddy
00:54:41the whole summer
00:54:43guys like him don't need deadweight deadbeat teen moms dragging them down
00:54:48not like you'd even stand a chance
00:54:50yeah
00:54:50have you seen NFL wags
00:54:52perfect tits
00:54:53perfect tens
00:54:54you're already bloating
00:54:56oh my god imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now
00:55:01just drop out Ryan
00:55:02that was so good
00:55:06Carson
00:55:08you're going off to practice with NFL players
00:55:10and here I am
00:55:18mother's right
00:55:19if I distract Carson with this baby
00:55:21I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable of being
00:55:25I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for
00:55:32your father can never find out about you
00:55:37he needs to leave and never come back
00:55:42come on
00:55:43let's go
00:55:46to Carson
00:55:50the youngest player in history to train with NFL team
00:55:54your career is like set man
00:55:57how does it feel
00:55:58speed speed speed speed speed speed
00:56:02all right
00:56:02of course
00:56:06I wouldn't be here without my team
00:56:10but I also owe this win
00:56:11to my best friend
00:56:15Brian Collins
00:56:16you've stood by my side since we were kids
00:56:19for every win
00:56:21every loss
00:56:24every stupid dream I've ever had
00:56:28cars
00:56:31cars
00:56:31hey
00:56:33what happened
00:56:34talk to me
00:56:36sleep
00:56:38I freaking had one job
00:56:41to throw the ball
00:56:43and I blew it
00:56:46everybody's counting on me
00:56:47and I blew it
00:56:47I blew it because I'm an idiot
00:56:50I blew it because I'm an idiot
00:56:51no
00:56:52hey breathe
00:56:53Carson
00:56:53breathe
00:56:54okay
00:56:55you're the youngest captain in our school's history
00:56:59you are perfect
00:57:0199% of the time
00:57:04on
00:57:05on
00:57:06and
00:57:06off
00:57:07field
00:57:13you're not embarrassed
00:57:16everybody's gonna bore me
00:57:17I blew the homecoming game
00:57:18you're my best friend
00:57:20stupid
00:57:21I mean yeah sure
00:57:22you're gonna make it to the NFL one day
00:57:24but I'd still be best friends with you
00:57:27even if you were the water boy
00:57:38that night
00:57:39you said we were best friends
00:57:42but Ryan I want to be so much more than that
00:57:45there's no doubt
00:57:48no question in my mind
00:57:50well
00:57:52except for one
00:57:54oh
00:57:58will you marry me
00:57:59Ryan Collins
00:58:04guys like him don't need deadweight deadbeat teen moms dragging them down
00:58:08I'm so sorry Carson
00:58:11you're my best friend
00:58:13that's why I'm doing this
00:58:17oh
00:58:25Ryan what the hell
00:58:27I thought you liked me
00:58:30I thought you wanted this
00:58:31you thought wrong
00:58:32I could never be with a loser like you
00:58:34that's bullshit
00:58:36I've known you since we were seven
00:58:38I know when you're lying
00:58:40you don't know me
00:58:41I want to be with a real star
00:58:43that's
00:58:44that's Jonah
00:58:46you'll never be half the man
00:58:47or athlete that he is
00:58:52I can see that
00:58:53you know I thought you cared about me
00:58:56I guess I had you back from
00:58:59wow
00:59:02I didn't think you had that kind of spice in you Collins
00:59:05nah
00:59:06where were we
00:59:08whoa
00:59:10whoa
00:59:10what the fuck
00:59:11wait a minute
00:59:13are the rumors true
00:59:14are you actually pregnant
00:59:18you're trying to fuck me and baby trap me
00:59:20you trashy psycho bitch
00:59:24Carson's dodged a bomb
00:59:30that day
00:59:31my final act of love
00:59:33for my best friend
00:59:34was convincing him
00:59:36I hated him
00:59:38so he'd never come looking for me again
00:59:40but I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be
01:00:11Carson
01:00:12Carson
01:00:13Carson
01:00:14You led your team to their first NCAA championship in 50 years and now every
01:00:19college in the nation wants you on their team. Where are you going? Georgia?
01:00:23Oregon? Boise? Texas? Ryan? Ryan, you need to come look at this! Please hold. Okay.
01:00:33Oh, you need a diaper.
01:00:44Hey, I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms, but isn't it good for
01:00:48Charlie to see your dad? For all? She'll know. I found her dad at a random sperm bank. Got
01:00:54it? Are you sure you're ready for school on Monday? You haven't slept in like four months.
01:00:58I can't give Charlie the life she deserves working a minimum wage job. I need to get my
01:01:03pre-med degree. And you're not afraid of seeing you know who? Carson? No, no way. It's my
01:01:11guts. He's gotten an offer from every single Big Ten school for his senior season. There's
01:01:17no way that he'd come back to lame-ass middle of nowhere North Cardiff.
01:01:22Actually, I'll be going back to my roots. I'll be spending my senior season at the University
01:01:57of North Cardiff.
01:01:57only to watch over your drunk ass. Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties?
01:02:05Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat? She might shed a few pounds.
01:02:10So you still don't have any hobbies, Lily? Oh, like you do? Still no dad in the picture,
01:02:15I'm guessing. He dodged a bullet. You're really pudgy. You look like my mom before she started
01:02:21her diet. Leave her alone. You know, I heard the most interesting rumor today. I heard that
01:02:27someone very important is transferring back for his senior year. In fact, I think he's here
01:02:35now. Hope you don't embarrass yourself, mama. Who's here?
01:03:07Hey! Oh my god! Freddy Krueger! I was going to make fun of your saggy-ass breasts, but this
01:03:13is so much grosser. Let go of my skirt! Or what? Hey everyone! Who wants to see Ryan's
01:03:21this awesome new party train? Who wants to see a human cow get milked? Oh my god, she's
01:03:38actually leaking milk! Gross! Who wants to see Ryan's nasty-ass cow trick again? Milk bad cow! Milk bad cow!
01:03:48Milk bad cow!
01:03:50Milk bad cow! Milk bad cow! Oh my god, Carson. He can't find out I had his child like this.
01:04:04Collins? Is that what I think it is?
01:04:32Collins, let me in, please!
01:04:33Collins, let me in, please! Carson? Drunk on a Monday night? Oh god, seriously, what do you want?
01:04:52What? What the hell? Put that away! I don't want to see my best friends, you know, what?
01:04:59Carson! Carson! Baby! Where are you?
01:05:03Tolly horse! Tolly horse!
01:05:06Don't! Okay! Don't!
01:05:11Why are you invoking the secret life-or-death code word on your girlfriend? You know, that's actually for, like,
01:05:17life-or-death situations.
01:05:18Ex-girlfriend and this is serious. We're going to strip your apartment and she freaking ambushed me.
01:05:23You know how I get when we don't fuck!
01:05:30Open this door now! Do not keep your girlfriend waiting!
01:05:33Oh!
01:05:37Oh!
01:05:38Oh!
01:05:39Oh!
01:05:40Are you...
01:05:41... harsh?
01:05:44You grinding on me is nothing.
01:05:46Oh!
01:05:47Grinding?
01:05:48Who's grinding?
01:05:51Who's grinding?
01:05:53Can you get us to go away, please?
01:05:55Open the door now! I swear to god, I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up!
01:06:03Oh!
01:06:04Mmm!
01:06:06Ah, hi Lily.
01:06:08My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll.
01:06:12I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here.
01:06:15Uh, he's... he's oral... over... over at his house.
01:06:21Are you having a stroke?
01:06:22Why so nervous, Kongs? Could it be that...
01:06:26I was talking to him on FaceTime and it was on speakerphone, that's probably why you heard him.
01:06:33He was saying how he can't... he can't wait to have the se... have sex... have sex with you!
01:06:42Glad you know your place, bitch.
01:06:47I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you.
01:06:54You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of relying on.
01:06:59Or under, I mean.
01:07:01Get out! Get out! Get out!
01:07:08You know, I still don't know why you...
01:07:10Since when have I, your best friend of a million years, ever made you nervous?
01:07:15You barely made it through that.
01:07:20Hey! That's my... I put my... I put my doll on that!
01:07:24I... I... just... put this on!
01:07:33Damn, I've gotten this.
01:07:35Damn, he looks hot in those.
01:07:39Well, it uh... it worked, didn't it? You're welcome.
01:07:43Uh...
01:07:43Yes, you're amazing.
01:07:45Up top.
01:07:53Oh god, I... I can't believe I just saw my first penis.
01:07:59And it's yours!
01:08:00Ugh!
01:08:02Thoughts?
01:08:04Because personally, I enjoyed what I saw down on your page.
01:08:07Carson, I... did you... did you really just say that?
01:08:11Ryan...
01:08:12Come on, answer.
01:08:15Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that either.
01:08:18It... it's...
01:08:21It's... leave, and you need to...
01:08:25It's... nice, and you need to leave.
01:08:28So you think it's nice?
01:08:31Ryan Collins, that is... bold!
01:08:34You just admitted that my penis is nice.
01:08:36Shut up.
01:08:37Make me...
01:08:39So, just to be clear, you want me to leave even though you think that I had a very nice...
01:08:47Oh god.
01:09:03May I?
01:09:26Why not?
01:09:28Because you're... you're... you're a little drunk, and you're hiding from your evil, psycho baby, ex-girlfriend, and you're a
01:09:36big football star, and I'm just your dorky best friend, and there's no way that you seriously want me.
01:09:40I like you, Collins.
01:09:43And I'm very serious about how much I like you.
01:09:47Haven't you ever wondered what it would feel like if...
01:09:51There was something more?
01:09:54Only every day since I was seven.
01:09:57I've even thought about him being my first.
01:10:00But I never thought it could actually happen.
01:10:03Maybe.
01:10:10Yeah, I am superstar.
01:10:13You were never the one for me.
01:10:18Holy shit, Collins.
01:10:21I can't believe you've been hiding this from me.
01:10:31I know.
01:10:35I promise I'll take care of you.
01:11:03Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
01:11:08No.
01:11:09No.
01:11:12How'd you run to practice? Come find me on the field later tonight?
01:11:21I've loved Carson as long as I can remember.
01:11:26Does this last night mean he feels the same?
01:11:29After the semester, he leaves for the most elite training camp.
01:11:33If he wants something more, he's probably gonna ask now.
01:11:49So... about last night?
01:11:51Oh, God. Does he regret it?
01:11:55Uh, yeah. About last night.
01:11:57Look, if... if you think it was a mistake...
01:12:00A mistake?
01:12:02Oh, so you can never be an explainer.
01:12:05Well, you were... you were really drunk and it's probably obvious that I've...
01:12:09Liked you forever and I just...
01:12:11I didn't know if you want to be more than...
01:12:16What didn't you just say?
01:12:18I said I want to be more than friends.
01:12:21I like you.
01:12:23Carlos. For real.
01:12:26I like you too, Carlos.
01:12:28I just...
01:12:29What if this changes things between us?
01:12:33I don't want to lose my best friend.
01:12:35No.
01:12:36Look, we've still got a few months, as always.
01:12:40Okay?
01:12:41We can take a stop.
01:12:58I've wanted him since forever.
01:13:00And now he's finally mine.
01:13:05So what?
01:13:06You're period three weeks late and you've been throwing up every day.
01:13:09That doesn't mean jack squat.
01:13:15Positive.
01:13:20How am I supposed to tell my best friend that I'm pregnant with his baby?
01:13:25I don't know.
01:13:27But you have to, right?
01:13:28He's leaving soon.
01:13:43Dude.
01:13:44It's so obvious that you're webbed for Ryan.
01:13:46Yeah.
01:13:46Since the moment that we were kids on a playground, man.
01:13:50You know, I guess I just never really thought that she'd feel the same way about a dumb jock.
01:13:55Yeah.
01:13:58I know I have to leave sooner than I thought, but...
01:14:01Am I going away party?
01:14:02I'm gonna finally ask her.
01:14:04She needs to know how bad I want this.
01:14:14Watch it, Aggo.
01:14:16Ugh, you can't even walk straight.
01:14:22No.
01:14:24Ow!
01:14:29Oh my god.
01:14:31Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
01:14:34Aw, but who's gonna guard the bridge?
01:14:37Pregnant?
01:14:38Someone actually put their dick in that?
01:14:40Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
01:14:44Give that back!
01:14:45I will!
01:14:46When you tell me who your baby daddy is.
01:14:48I can't tell her the baby's Carson's.
01:14:51Her ex?
01:14:52She would kill me.
01:14:57Oh my god.
01:14:58You don't even remember?
01:14:59You're such a slut.
01:15:01Ew.
01:15:02I'm gonna call you...
01:15:03Ghana Ryan.
01:15:06Maybe you should get tested for STDs, Trish.
01:15:09That's one test you'll actually pass.
01:15:14For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch,
01:15:17but probably has the body count of a stripper?
01:15:19You've got some nerve.
01:15:21Expose her, Lily.
01:15:22Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale.
01:15:32Not much.
01:15:33Oh, but don't worry.
01:15:35Maybe this little guy can make you some cash.
01:15:38Ew.
01:15:39So trashy.
01:15:41Aw, are you crying?
01:15:43Is it cause your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
01:15:46No.
01:15:46Well, newsflash.
01:15:47He's moving across the country to be an NFL star.
01:15:51What?
01:15:51No.
01:15:52No.
01:15:53He's staying right here in North Cardiff.
01:15:55Oh.
01:15:56You don't know.
01:15:57He's training with the NFL champions.
01:15:59He's gonna be gone the whole fall semester.
01:16:02And the whole summer.
01:16:04I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale.
01:16:06She just sucks up all the air.
01:16:08Daddy.
01:16:09The whole summer?
01:16:10Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat team moms dragging them down.
01:16:16Not like you'd even stand a chance.
01:16:17Yeah.
01:16:18Have you seen NFL wags?
01:16:19Perfect tits, perfect tens.
01:16:22You're already bloating.
01:16:23Oh my God.
01:16:24Imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now.
01:16:28Just drop out, Ryan.
01:16:32That was so gross.
01:16:34Carson.
01:16:35You're going off to practice with NFL players.
01:16:38And here I am.
01:16:45Love is right.
01:16:46If I distract Carson with this baby,
01:16:49I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable of being.
01:16:53I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for.
01:17:00Your father can never find out about you.
01:17:04He needs to leave and never come back.
01:17:08Woo!
01:17:10Come on!
01:17:11Let's go!
01:17:14To Carson!
01:17:17The youngest player in history to train with NFL team.
01:17:22Really?
01:17:23Go!
01:17:23Your career is like set man.
01:17:25How does it feel?
01:17:26Speed!
01:17:27Speed!
01:17:28Speed!
01:17:28Speed!
01:17:29All right!
01:17:30All right, all right, all right.
01:17:33Of course, I wouldn't be here without my team.
01:17:38But I also owe this win to my best friend, Ryan Collins.
01:17:44Yes.
01:17:44You've stood by my side since we were kids.
01:17:47for every win
01:17:49every loss
01:17:52every stupid dream
01:17:53I've ever had
01:17:56Carson
01:17:58Carson
01:18:00what happened?
01:18:02talk to me
01:18:03sleep
01:18:06I freaking had one job
01:18:08to throw the ball
01:18:10and I blew it
01:18:13everybody was counting on me
01:18:14and I blew it
01:18:15I blew it because I'm an idiot
01:18:18no, hey, breathe
01:18:20Carson, breathe
01:18:22okay
01:18:23you're the youngest captain
01:18:25in our school's history
01:18:26you are perfect
01:18:2999% of the time
01:18:31on
01:18:33and off
01:18:35field
01:18:40you're not embarrassed
01:18:43everybody's gonna bore me
01:18:44not do the homecoming game
01:18:46you're my best friend, stupid
01:18:48I mean, yeah, sure
01:18:50you're gonna make it to the NFL one day
01:18:51but I'd still be best friends with you
01:18:55even if you were the water boy
01:19:05that night
01:19:07you said we were best friends
01:19:10but Ryan, I want to be so much more than that
01:19:13there's no doubt
01:19:15no question in my mind
01:19:18well
01:19:19except for one
01:19:26will you marry me
01:19:27Ryan Collins
01:19:32guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms
01:19:35driving them down
01:19:36I'm so sorry, Carson
01:19:39you're my best friend
01:19:41that's why I'm doing this
01:19:53Ryan, what the hell
01:19:55I thought you liked me
01:19:57I thought you wanted this
01:19:59you thought wrong
01:20:00I could never be with a loser like you
01:20:02that's bullshit
01:20:04I've known you since we were seven
01:20:06I know when you're lying
01:20:07you don't know me
01:20:09I want to be with a real star
01:20:11that's, that's Jonah
01:20:13you'll never be half the man
01:20:15or athlete that he is
01:20:19I can see that
01:20:21you know, I thought you cared about me
01:20:24I guess I had your backdrop
01:20:27wow
01:20:30I didn't think you had that kind of spice in you, Collins
01:20:33nah
01:20:34where were we?
01:20:36whoa
01:20:36whoa
01:20:37whoa
01:20:38what the fuck
01:20:39wait a minute
01:20:40are the rumors true?
01:20:42are you actually pregnant?
01:20:45you're trying to fuck me and baby trap me
01:20:48you trashy psycho bitch
01:20:51Carson's dodged a bomb
01:20:57that day
01:20:58my final act of love
01:21:01for my best friend
01:21:02was convincing him
01:21:04I hated him
01:21:05so he'd never come looking for me again
01:21:08but I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be
01:21:39Carson
01:21:40Carson!
01:21:40Carson!
01:21:42You led your team to their first NCAA championship in 50 years, and now every college in the
01:21:47nation wants you on their team.
01:21:48Where are you going?
01:21:50Georgia?
01:21:51Oregon?
01:21:51Boise?
01:21:52Texas?
01:21:53Ryan?
01:21:55Ryan, you need to come look at this!
01:21:57Please hold.
01:21:58Okay.
01:22:01Ugh, you need a diaper.
01:22:12Hey, I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms, but isn't it good for
01:22:15Charlie to see your dad?
01:22:16For all?
01:22:17She'll know.
01:22:18I found her dad at a random sperm bank.
01:22:21Got it?
01:22:22Are you sure you're ready for school on Monday?
01:22:24You haven't slept in like four months.
01:22:26I can't give Charlie the life she deserves working a minimum wage job.
01:22:30I need to get my pre-med degree.
01:22:31And you're not afraid of seeing you know who?
01:22:34Carson?
01:22:36No.
01:22:37No way.
01:22:38It's my guts.
01:22:39He's gotten an offer from every single Big Ten school for his senior season.
01:22:44There's no way that he'd come back to lame-ass middle of nowhere North Cardiff.
01:22:50Actually, I'll be going back to my roots.
01:22:52I'll be spending my senior season at the University of North Cardiff.
01:23:02I need to put that away.
01:23:03Your baby is fine.
01:23:05You won't be if you make me drink alone tonight.
01:23:08Oh, shut up!
01:23:11You're going to be drinking alone regardless.
01:23:13The babies can't drink tequila, remember?
01:23:16Come on.
01:23:17You're still a milk.
01:23:18And you haven't gone out since Charlie was born, so you have to have fun with me.
01:23:21Where else?
01:23:22Ugh.
01:23:23Okay, fine.
01:23:23I'll stay.
01:23:24Only to watch over your drunk ass.
01:23:27It's too late.
01:23:28Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties?
01:23:33Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
01:23:36She might shed a few pounds.
01:23:38I see you still don't have any hobbies, Lily.
01:23:40Oh, like you do?
01:23:42Still no dad in the picture, I'm guessing.
01:23:44He dodged a bullet.
01:23:45You're really pudgy.
01:23:47You looked like my mom before she started her diet.
01:23:50Leave her alone.
01:23:51You know, I heard the most interesting rumor today.
01:23:54I heard that someone very important is transferring back for his senior year.
01:23:59In fact, I think he's here now.
01:24:03Hope you don't embarrass yourself, mama.
01:24:07Who's here?
01:24:32Hey!
01:24:35Oh my god!
01:24:37Freddy Krueger!
01:24:38I was going to make fun of your saggy ass breasts, but this is so much grosser.
01:24:43Let go of my skirt!
01:24:44Or what?
01:24:45Hey everyone!
01:24:47Who wants to see Ryan's awesome new party trick?
01:24:51Ooh!
01:24:53Who wants to see a human cow get milked?
01:25:00Oh!
01:25:03Oh my god!
01:25:05She's actually leaking milk!
01:25:07Gross!
01:25:08Who wants to see Ryan's nasty ass cow trick again?
01:25:12Milk bad cow!
01:25:14Milk bad cow!
01:25:16Milk bad cow!
01:25:16Milk bad cow!
01:25:17Milk bad cow!
01:25:26Oh my god!
01:25:28Carson!
01:25:28He can't find out I had his child like this!
01:25:32Collins?
01:25:41Is that what I think it is?
01:25:46He can't find it.
01:25:47You look down aerschm.
01:25:54You