00:00Mmm, mmm, yeah
00:14Marvin Olaf left the corner store
00:17Bought one black coffee, then checked the floor
00:19He counted his change, once counted it twice
00:22And screamed, I'm missing a dollar, this isn't nice
00:25He dropped to his knees by the lottery stands
00:28Started sweeping through dust with the palm of his hand
00:31The cashier said, Marvin, please move along
00:34But Marvin yelled, somebody here has done me wrong
00:37He checked every pocket of socks and shoe
00:40Looked under a rug and inside the loo
00:43His face turned red, his eye gave a twitch all over one loony
00:47Because Marvin was rich, but painfully stingy, cheap to the bone
00:52He'd squeeze every nickel till the beaver would groan
00:55Oh, Marvin Orloff lost a loony today
00:57Now he's tearing the whole little town away
01:00He's checking the gutters, the bushes, the sky
01:03While his girlfriend, Ben, stands laughing nearby
01:06She says, Marvin, darling, just let the thing go
01:09He says, that's how they get you, now hand me that hoe
01:12It's the greatest disaster the world's ever seen
01:15The day Marvin Orloff misplaced one coin
01:20Ben followed Marvin all down Main Street
01:23While he searched every crack underneath people's feet
01:26She held up a loony and said, is this it?
01:29Then pulled it away when he lunged for the bit
01:32She flipped it up high and caught it with flair
01:35Marvin jumped twice and fell over a chair
01:38Ben said, relax, you've got money at home
01:41He yelled, that's not the point, that loony's alone
01:43Then Dave came cruising in a fancy machine
01:46Chrome on the wheels and the paint shining green
01:49He lowered the window, gave Marvin a stare
01:52Then pointed and laughed from his expensive leather chair
01:55He said, still chasing change, you haven't improved
01:58It revved up the engine and smoothly moved
02:01He circled the block just to laugh once more
02:04While Marvin checked underneath his car door
02:07Oh, Marvin Orloff lost a loony today
02:10Now he's tearing the whole little town away
02:13He's checking the gutters, the bushes, the sky
02:15While his girlfriend Ben stands laughing nearby
02:19And Dave in sports car is honking the horn
02:21Shouting, cheapest man who was ever born
02:24It's the greatest disaster the world's ever seen
02:27The day Marvin Orloff misplaced one coin
02:30He called the police, he called City Hall
02:35He blamed the pigeons and searched through the mall
02:37He printed ten posters that cost twenty bucks
02:40Then rented a backhoe and three pickup trucks
02:43He hired a bloodhound, a drone and a crew
02:46Spent four hundred dollars by a quarter past two
02:49Ben shook her head and Dave laughed with delight
02:52As Marvin dug up half the town overnight
02:55Marvin saw something shiny by the ditch
02:59He ran as fast as his yoga legs would run
03:02Bent over and said, son of a bitch
03:05He found his Lonnie
03:07Man, that was fun
03:09After wrecking the town and blocking traffic fast
03:13Ben laughed so hard she could barely stand
03:16While Dave drove circles, clapping both hands
03:19He spent four hundred dollars, tore up the street
03:22But finding that loony made victory sweet
03:25So remember this story whenever you're mean
03:28Don't lose your mind over one little coin
03:32Marvin counted his change
03:34As the sun went down
03:38Then whispered, wait
03:40Where's my other one now?
03:43Ben yelled, oh no
03:44And Dave looked at the gas
03:47As Marvin went berserk
03:49All over again
03:52Hmmm
03:53son of a壮
03:55ha ha ha Oh
03:57Oh
03:58Ho
