00:04Adnan
00:04Adnan called me up on a Friday night
00:07Said, buddy, we're gonna get fucked up, right?
00:12I said, how many people?
00:14He said, just a few
00:16Well, there were 400 people
00:18And a goddamn zoo!
00:59I said, how many people?
00:59I'm trying to spot some bastard
01:01Parked a Mercedes on the neighbor's lot
01:03Adnan came running with a bottle of Crown
01:06Said, drink up, brother, we're burning this town
01:10His uncle was hammered, his cousin was high
01:13Some drunk cowboy was trying to fly
01:16Adnan was dancing on a plastic chair
01:19Yelling, move your ass!
01:20There's no room there
01:22The door started banging, the whiskey went down
01:25I was the drunkest white boy in town
01:28Grabbed my shoulder, said, follow my lead
01:31I said, fuck that, buddy, I got two left feet
01:34Holy shit!
01:35Adnan, what the hell's going on?
01:37We've been drinking since Friday and Sunday's almost gone
01:40The bass is thumping, the neighbors are pissed
01:43And somebody's grandma's doing shots off her wrist
01:47For another round
01:49There's a hundred drunk cousins tearing up the town
01:53I came for a beer and a plate of food
01:56Now I'm dancing with a dude in a three-piece suit
01:59Adnan's mom said, honey, you should try this dish
02:02I said, looks damn good, just what I wish
02:05She smiled and said, it's only medium heat
02:08Ten seconds later, I was screaming in the street
02:11My ass was sweating, my eyeballs burned
02:14My stomach did a backflip and my intestines turned
02:17Adnan said, you okay?
02:19I said, go to hell!
02:21Call the fire department, my asshole's gonna swell
02:23Holy shit, Adnan, what the hell's going on?
02:27We've been drinking since Friday and Sunday's almost gone
02:30The bass is thumping, the neighbors are pissed
02:33And somebody's grandma's doing shots off her wrist
02:36Hey, hey, hey, pour another round
02:38Hey, there's a hundred drunk cousins tearing up the town
02:42I came for a beer and a plate of food
02:45Now I'm dancing with a dude in a three-piece suit
02:48Adnan's cousin Creed had a brand new ride
02:51A blacked-out truck with lights inside
02:54He cranked that stereo up to ten
02:57The neighbor called the cops again
03:00Two officers came, said, turn that down
03:04Adnan said, come on, boy, there's enough to go around
03:07One cop laughed, but he stayed on duty
03:10While his partner got distracted by a dancing beauty
03:13Uncle slipped and knocked over the cake
03:16The DJ yelled, for fuck's sake
03:19Grandma shouted, nobody panic
03:22Then started dancing like a goddamn maniac
03:27Adnan, where's the bathroom?
03:30Upstairs, second door, are you sure?
03:33Yeah, brother
03:34Why the fuck is your grandpa in the bathtub?
03:39He's sleeping, man, leave him alone
03:42Holy shit, Adnan, what a fucking night
03:45My pants are ripped and my boots ain't right
03:48The cops came twice, the neighbors complained
03:51And uncles dancing in the pouring rain
03:54Hey, hey, hey, everybody screamed
03:57This is the wildest damn party I've ever seen
04:00I came as a guest, now I'm family for life
04:04And Adnan's mom keeps trying to find me a wife
04:08Adnan, buddy, I gotta get home
04:11Why? My wife's gonna kill me
04:14Brother, your wife's downstairs dancing with my aunties
04:19What?
04:20And she's having more fun than you
04:23Hey, hey, hey
04:26Hey, hey
04:31You
